Old Spice Commercial Parody

[dorotwhy]

Tough decision at first... then along came 1:47... It was neck and neck. The out take did it for me. ;O)

[Blinkazoid]

@dorotwhy Glad to hear I won out. Chimps can be mighty tough competition, LOL.

[SomebodyIusedtoknow]

you are a very funny guy! i'm glad i stumbled upon your videos today via timido66 ♥ i subbed :-) looking forward to more!

[Featherflow]

LMAO at the shuffle! .. and very good censorship at the end there hehehehe

[Blinkazoid]

@Featherflow You should have seen me scrambling around to put some pants on when a car drove into the driveway while I was filming, LOL.

[Hiccupone]

Nice, pretty damn funny XD

[fehquig]

How come you're not on a horse? LOL

[Blinkazoid]

@fehquig Unfortunately none was available:(

Probably just as well as I doubt a horse would have stood still for the *neigh* on to 10 takes it took to get this halfway right:)

[asahmslife]

@Blinkazoid it could have been a sawhorse.

[petuniabelle650]

I sure am glad you weren't strangled to death by that thing. That might have been hard for your family to explain how you died! But then, knowing you, you'd probably want people to be giggling at your funeral.  Thanks for that Blink, you made me laugh. :)

[Blinkazoid]

@petuniabelle650 Hi there PB! Them giggling at my funeral would be fine. All things considered though, I'd rather be giggling at *their's*, LOL.

[NaturalTwentyFilms]

Actually, one of those monkeys was kinda cute and could probably have figured out that collar! :P Thanks for the laugh!!

[Blinkazoid]

@NaturalTwentyFilms Darn, and I tried my best to find video of rabid monkeys to filter out the cute ones, LOL. As W.C. Fields said "never work with kids or animals". They'll upstage you every time! And yep, I probably could have used one of them to assist me in my Old Splice removal:)

[GramsandPapi]

LOL Blink!!! Did you ever get that old splice off? Blessings, Ang

[Blinkazoid]

@GramsandPapi It took a while but I *finally* got it off. I recommended to the product development team that they should include instructions with the Old Splice:)

[Magnulus]

The full-body turn was the clincher. ^_^

It was like a half-naked Batman!

[Blinkazoid]

@Magnulus I needed a sidekick named Robin to assist me in removing the Old Splice!

[twister7boy]

i hope my girl doesn't look like that. i can't get this dam thing off. that was the best part.

[Blinkazoid]

@twister7boy The final production model will come with instructions for the dexterity challenged among us, LOL.

[cooksterz]

oh LMAO... especially when your pants came off! My man seriously needs help too! hahah

[Blinkazoid]

@cooksterz Then you need Old Splice! It might not make your man look any better but then at least you'll have an excuse not to have to turn your head and look at his hideousness, LOL.

[captainfury2007]

LOL

[Blinkazoid]

@captainfury2007 :))

[Blinkazoid]

@billyCtv Thanks Billy!

[timido66]

LOL

[Blinkazoid]

@timido66 :))

[jihadacadien]

LOL

[Blinkazoid]

@jihadacadien :))

[debbiez112]

How did you get my ex to play the other part. lol

[Blinkazoid]

@debbiez112 I promised him there would be all the bananas he could eat at the post production poo flinging party, LOL.

[GreatGig1]

hahaha! Good one, Blink! It's always upsetting to get trapped in the old splice!

[Blinkazoid]

@GreatGig1 And to top it all off the Old Splice ironically enough didn't smell very good, LOL.

[PrincessDiana161]

LOL Love it!

[Blinkazoid]

@PrincessDiana161 Hi there and thanks Diana!

[Amiduffer]

Very funny.

[Blinkazoid]

@Amiduffer Thanks Drew!

[dicom]

There seems to be a lot of monkey business going on around here

[Blinkazoid]

@dicom So long as you don't see any organ grinding to go along with it then all is well, LOL.

[spiralisedcat]

hehehe that was a laugh :D I love charlie chaplin i can see you doing a silent movie!

[Blinkazoid]

@spiralisedcat I have a voice tailor made for silent movies, LOL. Plus I could just move my mouth for the lines and not have to remember them.... SIGH... sadly I missed out on that brief window in time.

[myrnaukelele]

You must have been the class clown when you were a kid!

[Blinkazoid]

@myrnaukelele I was kinda a subtle class clown I guess. Some funny comments here and there but nothing too overt. Heck it wasn't until the end of senior year trip to the beach (kind of a local ritual) that I realized that soooo many of my classmates were into beer and weed. I was a bit of an outsider because we moved around so much. Not that I would have been into beer and weed anyway but it's always nice to know what the heck is going on, LOL.

[twish1999]

LOL!

'can't get this damn thing off!'

nutter!

:-)

[Blinkazoid]

@twish1999 I can't understand why anyone would build such a complicated piece of equipment, LOL.

Takes one to know one:) All hail Queen Twish *courtesy dip/bow*.

[pointbky]

rofl

[Blinkazoid]

@pointbky That reminds me, I need to vacuum. My floor is WAY to dirty to roll around on right now:)

[pointbky]

@Blinkazoid same, ive got crumbs all over my back :|

[hallbe]

I won't tell you what that last Chimp looked like he was doing....

[Blinkazoid]

@hallbe I tried to find a clip of a Chimp flinging poo but I just couldn't manage to do it, LOL.

[Moonchimes]

Blinky, You are such a fun nutter!!! Hugs,~Moonchime

[Blinkazoid]

@Moonchimes Hi there and thanks Marilyn! I gotta do something a little nutty now and then or I'll go nuts, LOL. Plus I need to maintain my nutter credentials for Queen Twish's club!

[thizizliz]

Hilarious! When you brought out the knee brace I cracked up and almost spilled my coffee! :) Well done. I gotta go have a little chat with 'my man' about sending his footage out all over YT land.... um, bye!

[Blinkazoid]

@thizizliz Hehehe your man certainly gets around. They actually shot him into space in the conclusion to one of those clips, LOL.

[OhCurt]

I have chimplash!

Please tell us you were able to set your neck free afterwards.

:-)

[Blinkazoid]

@OhCurt It took some effort but luckily I finally got the darn thing off. I thought for a minute I was going to have to get a hacksaw and saw my head off, but the thoughts of having to start a new channel called DisembodiedHeadOfBlinkazoid was just too much to bear so I perservered and finally got it off.

[OhCurt]

@Blinkazoid Well, you also would've been restricted in the number of letters that would have fit in that new user name. After resorting to mad abbreviations, we wouldn't have even known how to pronounce it or if it was even the root of an English word, causing people to assume it was some sort of Islamic message, thereby making you a target for Tea Party enthusiasts. And do you REALLY want Glenn Beck showing up at your door anyway?

[ebiannah]

This rocked!

[Blinkazoid]

@ebiannah Thanks ebiannah!!

[Blinkazoid]

@moomay11649 It's actually a knee brace. The prop department took the day off and it was the best I could come up with, LOL.

[askmisscris]

HA! I do love your randomness in videos. Love love LOVE it! ... and my, aren't you looking to be in great shape. :P

[Blinkazoid]

@askmisscris Yayyy, a two compliment comment:) Thanks for being so complicommenterary:) Speaking of random I need to rummage through my hard drive. I'm sure I've now got way more than enough spare footage for a video of random snippets.

[bugsinrug]

Does it come with instructions...hopefully that even a "monkey" could understand? bwhahahaaa! I've missed you Blink! hugs, Chris

[Blinkazoid]

@bugsinrug Hi there Chris!!! Hopefully now that gardening season is over I'll be around a little more... both as a video maker *and* commenter. Originally it was felt that no instructions were needed for such a simple device, but after my debacle there at the end I'm suggesting to the company that some simple instructions be provided, LOL.

[Bocist]

That was awesome... thanks for the laugh this morning :}

[Blinkazoid]

@Bocist Thanks oh great optical illusion master!!!

[PappyStu]

I don't have a "man"... But If I did I'd suppose he'd look like you... I guess...

Good one Bro

[Blinkazoid]

@PappyStu High praise indeed.....errr I think, LOL. Thanks Pappy!!!

[audionautix]

wait a minute...isn't that a knee brace? LOL! and isn't that monkey porn at the end?

funny stuff dude. The monkeys were great.

[Blinkazoid]

@audionautix Ahhhh but it's an Old Splice neck brace. I can understand your confusion. Old Splice neck braces are unlike any other neck brace you've ever seen before;)

BTW, it dawned on me after posting this that your Virgil character would have given those monkeys a run for their money, LOL.

[Michael31897]

lol



[grandmabev]

LOL........loved the outtake!  LOL..........

[Blinkazoid]

@grandmabev Thanks Bev! I should have plowed through all my footage. I'm sure I could have found a couple more. I screwed up a LOT!

[Praxxus55712]

Blink, you're an absolute nut! LOL Excellent video! The outtake was definitely my favorite part. :)

[Blinkazoid]

@Praxxus55712 Thanks Ray! Gardening season is over for me. Time to let my nutty side bloom. Hopefully the nut harvest will be bountiful this season, LOL.

[liz1060]

Still crazy after all these videos ... say, when you couldn't get the thing off after a couple of tries, did you have a fleeting nano second of panic? That happens to me sometimes with jewelry and I'll get this omg moment thinking I'll have to tear the piece off ... oh, wait ... maybe it's me that's crazy -- hahahaha!

[Blinkazoid]

@liz1060 Nah, not really. I was a little flustered with it though. I did lots of takes and mostly I was having trouble getting the darn thing to stay *on*. Then when I couldn't get it off I was like WTF is this all about! It would have made a better outtake if I had thought to just pull it up over my head after fumbling with it for a while.

[RoobyJuice]

LOL funny blinky! xx

[Blinkazoid]

@RoobyJuice Thanks Sarah!!!

[Maiyanna]

That was an interesting fig leaf. lol ;)

[Blinkazoid]

@Maiyanna Now that I think about it I should get some more interesting *cover* for future videos. This was just snatched from the surrounding scenery.

[Rezist01]

you and your video camera are spending entirely to much time together... LOL

[Blinkazoid]

@Rezist01 Actually I should probably chain it to my wrist because I seem to lose it several times a day, LOL.

[edenbainbridge]

hello sir blink!

i might be old school but love old spice

xoexo

[liz1060]

@edenbainbridge

Yeah, I like it, too -- and any of the old fashioned spicey colognes like St John's Bay Rum ... they smell all warm and cuddly!

[Blinkazoid]

@edenbainbridge Hi there Eden! Their fairly recent run of commercials that this parody is based on are pretty funny. I just now put a link to one of them in the description, but there's several more of them.

[MrRandomWritings]

That's what I like about your channel: such variety and , as we all know, variety is the splice of life!

Mostly it works but ocasionally you can't pull it off!

[Blinkazoid]

@MrRandomWritings Some days the Velcro of life just grabs you by the neck and refuses to let go, LOL.

[slatersgarage]

LOL... I love the Prelinger archives... Freakin' gold mine.

[Blinkazoid]

@slatersgarage I need to spend more time poking around there. I've been aware of them for ages but this is the first footage I've ever used from there.

[Perroquet51]

Every video you make is entertaining, whether it's mulching your garden or demonstrating a wonderful and useful product like this one.

(damn that overlay!)

[Blinkazoid]

@Perroquet51 Thanks Marc! Hmmmm, I wonder if I did some sort of parody involving Michelangelo's David if it would somehow slip past the YouTube censors if I did it sans overlay, LOL.

[LeSaMilano]

hahahaha yes indeed - who wouldn't get whiplash? I think we've got some of those disappearing trousers over here! \

Classic Blinkazoid returns!

[Blinkazoid]

@LeSaMilano Disappearing trousers are great! It's important to get your vitamin D from the sun ya know:) Re-appearing ones are good too. They keep you from getting caught with your pants down, LOL.