MST3K 810 Giant Spider Invasion 3/10

[Yapshire]

"Close your eyes, go to sleep. Be absorbed by the collective." Ha-ha!

[RichterTheEternal]

Wow...A middle-aged, sedentary nature buff from N.A.S.A and a equally middle-aged pant suit wearing scientist as main characters?...Hm...Looks like some giant spiders are about to get their asses kicked. Sheesh! LOL!

[austrailianpirate]

6:20 'Hello' "I'm Dr. J.R Fahnsaplatzahansa" lol!... I love Crow..

[PunchSydeironReviews]

"I will grow into my beauty!" Lol.

[easyeasy506]

I never noticed til now that the "scientist" from the planetarium pronounces the word "quasars" differently each time she says it. She must've been toking right along w/ all of the students...

[kiraina25]

@easyeasy506 I find it funnier that she's talking about quasars "and" black holes, since current research pretty solidly confirms that quasars ARE black holes, albeit millions of times the mass of the sun.

[PaperbackWizard]

Divide by ten in minutes!

[LatteBoy123]

"...and black holes, or collapsed stars."

"Like Robert Downey!"

I realize this was back in 1997, but pass the salt so Mike can eat his words.

[Andreazor]

A white dwarf lifted by a giant crane eh? Hey miss teacher, that crane would have to be the size of the fucking galaxy. The mass and gravity of a white dwarf would fuck you up good.

[kiraina25]

@Andreazor She's talking about a teaspoon of a white dwarf's matter, which actually does weigh roughly the same as a large elephant. Not an entire one.

[Andreazor]

@kiraina25

That makes a bit more sense.

The difference from the elephant though, would be that the teaspoon of white dwarf probably emits a gravitational force, radiation and electromagnetism.

[kiraina25]

@Andreazor The last two I'll give you, but anything that has mass has a gravitational field, and that field is only related to the mass.

[StealthG6On18s]

"What about the black U.N. Helicopters mam!?"

[5leafc1over]

Blue giants and red dwarfs? Someone wasn't paying attention in science class.

[punkeduphorrorchick]

tearing food stamps is hard

[JoltenJoetaco]

man, i really hope cambot gets body snatched. i've always wanted to see something in swirly hypnotized vision...

[DreamCastrsDuel]

The movie that forces you to attend a high school field trip to the planetarium. Stellar.

"It could've been a falling object, like a meteorite, not a missile!"

"Doctor, a meteorite would've made a tremendous explosion."

Right, not at all like a missile. Those don't make explosions.

[yotomote]

♫ fade away

lose your soul

 be replaced by a drone ♫

[livinintwilightzone]

Ah the "Wal-Mart" family.

[thenoiseking]

LOL, I love the bodysnatchers sub-plot in this one.

[AstralPixie]

"So you're a woman"

"I wanna see that pants suit hit the floor"

[AstralPixie]

"Would I look good in short shorts?"

"You old son of a ...."

[M0VIES4U2]

I'm surprised that the guys didn't go, "Oh, so you're one those people who killed Jesus," when she was talking about the big bang theory.

[M0VIES4U2]

Gypsy's eye is beast!

[Feckinpaddy29]

Awh..Humor of the 1840s!

So, you've had a sex change?

[Feckinpaddy29]

Go waddle man!

[requiem4ameme]

Tearin' food stamps is HARD!

[RobotPharmacy]

My favorite will always be. "I will grow into my beauty!"

[dork94596]

9:00 "Divide by ten in minutes!"

[SinnFein4ever]

Am I the only one who liked the astronomy lecture?

[changyimei]

Man i'm gonna kill the guy who invented stairs i'll tell ya.

So you're a woman!

Let's go to Mass.

Up yours!

[TimelordR]

What a shame that Barbara Hale went from Perry Mason to this trash. And i guess the ones who voted down this film were probably embittered Pittsburgh Steelers fans.

[Raithious]

Ahhhh, the bright promise of a disgusting new character.

*grumbles* Arrggh....right in the middle of my heart attack...

"...and they run the gambit from blue giants to red dwarves.."

Tom: "Like Linda Hunt!"

"The more fascinating stars, we call abnormal stars."

Crow: "Like Linda Hunt."

"Then we have the white dwarves."

Mike: "Like....Linda Hunt..."

"Well frankly speaking, doctor...."

"I wanna see that pants-suit hit the floor!"

[Irkedmv]

Ah, the bright promise of a disgusting new character.

[PirateLordRogan]

So I just realized something everyone. Waddle Man starred in another MST3k film, The Wild World of Batwoman. He was much younger and his signature waddle was only in a developmental stage, but his unappealing voice is unmistakable. Look it up, it's creepy! MST3k seems to tie in their episodes with each other in some way, shape, or form...

Oh, and PAAAAAACKERS!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!

[perplacymp]

@PirateLordRogan freaky!!!

[Zoomer30]

Surprised they did not play this epi again on Syfy after SB XLV

[tangbronco73]

ive noticed mst3k eps are the only videos where youtube users dont fight like 8th graders. also they seem to be able to understand punctuation, spelling and grammer...unlike me:)

btw umbrella corp as the researchers?

[tangbronco73]

ive noticed mst3k eps are the only videos where youtube users dont fight like 8th graders. also they seem to be able to understand punctuation, spelling and grammer...unlike me:)

[Theburn77]

"bra snap, toke, bra snap, toke..." lol

[dbqsparty]

It's such a nice day and the're wasting it making this movie.

[BewareTheLiveWire]

WOOOOO!!!!! PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!

[Gigrantula58]

A nice day and they wasted it making this movie.

[KingOfUm]

Does anyone else think that the video statistics option is completely retarded? I mean REALLY, yes the more views a video gets the higher up the line goes. Amazing, right?

[hollyhuffstutler]

@KingOfUm Well,Youtube has been reading some of the comments and thus is pretty sure we don't know how numbers work.

[Shadowdancer21b]

"Go to sleep, be absorbed into the Collective"

[mars188]

What Noob Voted Dont Like- 330 likes 1 Dislike Why is it always have to be some Noobhole in this World

[anthony62490]

@mars188 It was probably a zucchini lover.

[DAVIDInitiative]

The redneck dad who enjoys spanking is also from MST3k's The Touch of Satan. As soon as spoke, I recognized him. Ugh, so scary.

"I wanna see that pantsuit hit the floor!"

[MrUsername5678888]

@DAVIDInitiative awesome! my favorite type of comment on these MST3Ks is the extra info and the fan knowledge.

[Feckinpaddy29]

@DAVIDInitiative "You're hittin' the BOOZE again!"

[lollmao5]

8:42 Umbrella corporation!!!

[lonelysith66]

@lollmao5 Wesker!

:D

[Glitcher2000]

0:48 - LOL @ the Charlotte's Web reference.

[ironychan]

Ah, the bright promise of a disgusting new character!

[suichi98]

tearing food stamps is hard! xD

[RikuDarkness16]

*GASP* It's Mean Gean Okerlund!!!! Brilliant Guys, Brilliant!!! xD

[Applemask]

"...like Linda Hunt."

[NolanRogers2]

"HI!" (Hows everybody doin?)

"Im docter Vance from vanne a vancea mance......"

[pretorious700]

A meteorite would have made a tremendous explosion but a missile wouldn't? Wtf are they talking about?

[ChaoticYak]

Shot on location in Miss Herberver's Bio class.

Divide by ten in minutes! Add up to three columns in an hour.

[watda74]

Still don't get Dr. "Pansanasahnasa's" obvious shock that she's a woman doctor. 'Humor of the 1840s', indeed. lol

"...fade away, lose your soul, be replaced by a drone..."

[pytko3]

"Aww, right in the middle of my heart attack."

[roadhouseroddie]

or calaps stars mike: ilke Robert Dowtey

sorry for the spelling

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Ah, the bright promise of a disgusting new character...

[LycaonRex]

"Well I gotta clean out the tree filter but then I'll be back, ok ? "

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Humor of the 1840s.

So you had a sex change?

So you're a woman?

[InterEDGE]

i was thinking the exact same thing when mikes like "ignore the blood here."

"who bashed the intern's skull in over by our map?"

[watda74]

"OH, uh...Rider..."

-OH, there went my heart!

Vance is just as invincible as Cheney when it comes to heart attacks. lol

[freakofevolution]

Ignore the blood here! You old son of a...hahahaha! Grumpy Old Losers! It's Mean Gene Okerland! They met discussing hair oil...they've been friends ever since! 123...124...125...(chewing) Tearing food stamps is hard! Like Linda Hunt! What about the black UN helicopters, ma'am? bra snap...toke...bra snap...toke... It sounds like a nice place. I wish we could see it! Humor of the 1840s! Such a nice day and they waste it making this movie! I want to see that pants suit the floor!

[Snicket002]

these guys are so cruel to redneck/hillbillies. I love it LMAO

[ChaoticYak]

That picture she called a galaxy wasn't a galaxy. It's a nebula!

It SOUNDS like a nice place. I wish we could see it.

[TheGreatYellow]

I gotta keep up my strength.

-- Tearin' food stamps is hard!

[kftc88]

Her astronomy speech is actually accurate. Color me shocked.

[Howlthrug]

"What about the black U.N. helicopters ma'am?"

[ChaoticYak]

"...to the red dwarfs."

Like Linda Hunt!

"Then, the more fascinating stars we call abnormal stars."

Like Linda Hunt!

"Then, we have the white dwarfs."

Like...Linda Hunt.

[globbo100]

"Cut, print, beautiful. We got it."

"What a remarkable pig."

[MsMystie3K]

Orferator???

[ThoughtTraveler]

The Robert Downey joke is rather dated....

Iron Man 2 is going to be the biggest grossing film of the summer.....

[JimothyEmoWhale]

@ThoughtTraveler Of course it's dated. This episode was recorded back when he was going through the addiction problem. It's still kinda funny though. They also poke fun at his drug problems in the RiffTrax of Iron Man. Whether you take the jokes seriously or not, is up to you. Agreed about Iron Man 2 though. Very good movie.

[JayDee284]

@ThoughtTraveler and Robert Downey Jr is going to be the biggest beer grossing of the summer

[pretorious700]

@ThoughtTraveler Another CGI waste of time.

[guysmiley00]

@ThoughtTraveler This episode is 10 years old. What did you expect?

[ackbarfan5556]

@ThoughtTraveler I think they may have been talking about Robert Downey Sr. , not Jr.

[Apollomasque]

@ackbarfan5556

Actually, for a number of years, Robert Downey junior was an absolute mess of a heroin addict.

Fortunately, he's clean nowadays.

[moewron]

Awesome tidbit... over on the right, where they recommend related videos, is the clip of Ms. South Carolina. Such as.

[pretorious700]

@moewron That clip is maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen......with the possible exception of the Palin/Biden debate....

[darkmaster3011]

Horton, where they hear who's 0:31 lol

[FuckSlice]

I've got to give up with this one, I could only make it as far as part 3. The guys are trying their hardest to make it funny but the movie is just so terrible that I feel a coma coming on.

[mst3klover]

@FuckSlice trust me...it gets alot better

[ThoughtTraveler]

@FuckSlice

At least you are watching for free....can you imagine actually paying good money back in 1975 to see this film at the Theater?

[OzzyFan87]

bra snap, toke, bra snap, toke

[InterEDGE]

the long lost allman brother.

[minefield1000]

The lullaby Gypsy sings - the german lyrics to that song used to creep me out. "Morgen früh, wenn Gott will, wirst Du wieder geweckt..." - in the morning, IF GOD WANTS TO, you will be waked - like there´s a 50/50-chance that God wants me to die in my sleep. Nice thing to send children to bed with.

[Albedo238]

"Divide by 10 in minutes! Add up to three columns in an hour!"

[FrancisJFox]

Bra Snap - Toke - Petting - Toke - Spit Ball - Bra Snap - Toke - Kiss - Grope

[johnnui]

smoker. coffee drinker.

[rckandorroll]

"i will grow into my beauty"

[pcadnezbite]

Ignore the blood here...

[PifferyGear]

Is the guy eating at 2:13 also in A Touch of Satan? The character in that episode is the one who organizes the mob.

[OzzyFan87]

@PifferyGear Yeah its the same redneck.

[scottievand]

@PifferyGear The redneck looks like he could be a relative of Conan O'Brien.

[M0VIES4U2]

4:14

[DVAcme]

The fat mustached guy looks just like Ron Jeremy.

[M0VIES4U2]

Gypsy's song ROCKS!

[Jayguy851]

Theres an air vent past the row of seats that Tom can't over. They used that as cover for the fact that he is a puppet.

[M0VIES4U2]

Thanks!

[TheAmazingJimmy]

@Jayguy851 Tom's a puppet? Come'on man, who do you think you're fooling, Tom's a robot.

[Ututwhynot]

@Jayguy851 toms a robot, not a puppet, so silly, then ull say Mike Nelson of riff trax and Mike Nelson of SOL are the same, this show is laboratory evidence

[PunchSydeiron]

@Jayguy851 And to avoid coming up with a complicated rig to schlep Tom to his seat.

[M0VIES4U2]

Gypsy's swirly eye is cool!

[wtfomgstudios]

Horton

"Where they hear Whos!

[pretorious700]

jeez, that gross redneck guy spends the whole film stuffing stuff in his gob

[ChaoticYak]

"Teehee! Teehee! Teehee!"

...collapsed stars...

"Like Robert Downey."

[M0VIES4U2]

"Like Linda Hunt."

[PirateLordRogan]

Well frankly speaking doctor...

"I wanna see that pantsuit hit the floor!"

[applebonker141]

"Your order is #57, please pull ahead." Teehee.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

lol, mean gene oakerland

[Gravos007]

"Such a nice day and they're wasting it making THIS movie" LOL

[LongnameisLOOOOOOOOO]

ZALGO

[softcelltainted22]

be absorbed by the collective

lmfao

gypsy's lullaby is epic

[Herr12]

It's me or the the people possesed by the pods sounds like GLADOS, from the video game.

[FutBoy182]

wow the 90s were cruel to robert downey jr

[softcelltainted22]

yeah. he was being very cruel to himself though.

hollywood always makes fun of those.

[kensuke0]

@FutBoy182 oh really, wonder why.

[bunghole689]

*bra-snap* *bra-snap* *grope* *kiss* *grope* LMAO!!!

[ArccaToothus]

horton... where they hear hoos... (just what i was thinking)

[kaejae24]

Concierge !!! - Lol

Why don't you just come over

[NUTCASE71733]

"Dr, a meteorite would have made a tremendous explosion"

(sighs and shakes his head) -_-

Bill Rebane is clearly the WORST movie scientists EVER. A Meteorite impact will cause an explosion equal-if not greater than-an atomic explosion.

[grausammesser]

Divide by 10 in minutes! Add up three columns in an hour!

[Atrum]

"Ah, the bring promise of a disgusting new character". "His arm looks like its carved out of lard". "Hey, it's Mean Gene Oakerland". - rofl!!!

[557bs]

"tearing food stamps is hard" lol

[OttoTorrens]

Robert Jr. bounced back my fine fellows

[bloodrunsclear]

That didn't make it not funny XD

[superspiderspy]

"What a remarkable pig!"

[ilikethecoke]

"Now let me show you my conception of the creation of this universe."

"NOO!"

[tonimusher]

i read this comment just as he said it lol weird x

[Imaeaturface]

That science room looks like the one at my school. lol

[KawaiiGeek]

"Humor of the 1840's."

[machbaby]

6:24

[GusF]

"Be absorbed by the Collective...Evil super consciousness swallow you whole."

[xTechnoPuddingx]

"123...124...125.."

[KaristaSwiss]

:20 Ignore the blood

[SgtHydra]

I'm completely convinced this movie was made as an attempt to drive all who saw it completely insane.

It failed, but the end result is still terrible to behold!

[1Spyke23]

Dear god what have the zucchi.... I mean throw pillows done to you Gypsy.

[vlcupper]

Gypsy's eye!  LOL

[ManaAdvent]

"Blackholes or the collapse stars"

"Like Robert Downey."

[Xercom]

I just realized Gypsies eye is a flashlight.

[chusidhe]

the wal-mart family!

[asalingerreference]

Divide by ten in minutes! Add up to three columns in an hour!

[CarolinaOcelot]

That lady scientists sounds so much like my grandma, it's scary.

And yes, she's a lifetime smoker.

[Gomess]

"Ah, humour of the 1840s!"

Yeah, a doctor... is a WOMAN! I bet the mid-70s audience were blown away by that one.

[Xercom]

What audience?

[Walrus2375]

Ron Jeremy At 1:16

[vlcupper]

Why do they keep saying "Nassaw"?

[hollyhuffstutler]

People I know pronounce it that way too, bugs the hell out of me

[steel6619]

Are you approaching a state of relaxed and quality sleep yet?

[livinintwilightzone]

I wanna see that pantsuit hit the floor!!

Too bad Crow didn't do his silly "panthsuith"...probably because the dude was talking...still I love it when he says it.

[guillermo5050]

Why does it say invalid arguments at the top of the page?

[johnnui]

"I gotta keep up my strength"

"Tearin food stamps is hard"

XD

[ZaharaUzumaki]

Mike:"Ah, the bright promise of a disgusting new character."

Crow:"That deserves a thoughtful answer."

Mike:"Tearing food stamps is hurt."

Mike:"Bra snap. Toke. Bra snap. Bra snap. Toke."

Crow:"Petting. Toke. Kiss. Grope. Bra Snap. Toke. Snooze. Spitball."

Crow:"His arm looks like it was carved out of lard."

Tom Servo:"One heart per landing, if I can keep it to that."

Crow:"Why can't colleges be in ranch homes?"

[KaristaSwiss]

love that Bra Snap.. spitball hehehe

[PyrozPlayground]

Oh man, I'm gonna kill the guy who invented stairs. lol