"Why do you think he's down on the ranch cutting that brush all the time? He's trying to create an alternative energy source. By 2008 we will have mesquite powered car"
some psychological warfare tactics are meant to completely paralyze people mentally. If every person in a persons life friend and foe attacks an the same individual it is meant to freeze a persons mind and shut them down. This tactic would be used to make some one go insane if employed against them when they are right and wrong. Psychological warfare.
i love how he basically just told the president he would "bump" someone lmao! hes a pisser! and the audience is horrible! if i were there i would be rolling on the floor laughing so hard.
Hilarious, but sad because its true. When the utter disappointment of your country and the vast majority of its people are so openly evident, one cannot help but be absolutely aghast, embarrassed, ashamed, disillusioned and saddened. What hurts even more is that there is no foreseeable end to this madness in sight. The average intelligent American is absolutely powerless and our government could not be happier about it.
This was so great. What was especially funny about it was that he was so spot on in his dissection of the media and the President that it hit a little too close to home in the room, but people across America were laughing their heads off.
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I've seen a lot of comedians throw off their "brass balls" persona when confronted with that which they make fun of. This is fucking amazing right here though. To the face of the former president and his chronies, he does this.
Colbert has balls. I'm guessing he knew that no one could stop him without proving him right.
@mrkaiser1988 Ha way to pick a fight with some stranger over the internet yes that show's true intelect...also maybe check your own grammar* before picking on someone for there lack there of.
No people, they are not stupid, they're just smart enough to understand that they are the comedians making fun of the 99% of the people who aren't ruling the country, and that they can do anything they want and all the joy we get is from an entertainer on a 20min speech... Don't bash me for quoting the Bible, but Hosea 4:6 "My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge".
@getaufmahintarnetz Obviously you win you know you started an ilegitamite deboggle and now let me guess you could care less what i have to say, you didnt even read my last comment thoroughly and really didn't take in the few points i proclaimed or else you would not have scurried back into you're little youtube reality where you win arguements over grammer I hope grammar school language arts really helps you in the rest of you're life,peace.
@getaufmahintarnetz Obviously you can only judge grammar and not actually understand one's statement maybe this will be more clear for someone of you're brain caliber, I never said he was a Democrat also there are representatives from all political *parties(you're grammar isn't so fresh either as a Democrat would be a proper noun).One question before we depart did you really have to talk to some stranger over a video commenting board just because Stephen Colbert is a Democrat ?
At that moment, Colbert tore the President and his constitution to shreds, and probably the most powerful man in the world couldn't do anything! He hit a wall where he could either let Colbert insult and embarrass him, or look like a total wuss by being so distressed by a man telling jokes.
I think a seminal moment of this was how the biggest laugh that the routine got was for the 'marshmallow center' joke that could have appeared on a kids show. This was a room full of political head honchos, they should be intelligent and tolerant. They really don't like laughing at their own expense. Of course this was hugely popular with the rest of the world, I love it too.
omg, my heart is just racing listening to this, i feel like someone's gonna tackle colbert. how did he get away with this?! he has mad balls. i love him. i think he may have gone too far and i personally would never do this (because i'm a pansy), but i super respect him for it. why bash someone everywhere else but to their face?
I thought that, all things considered, the laughter from the audience was appreciable and fairly constant. I think if you were in the front rows it must have been harder to laugh openly.
Damn, Colbert has balls. XD I can't believe the audience though. They're hardly making a sound. You could cut the tension with a knife. This makes it feel like Stalin is being razzed at a meeting of the Central Committee.
There's a lot of things I dislike about the US, but the fact that a comedian can get on stage and make fun of the president for 15 minutes, to his face, makes this the best country in the world.
@shamz0rz I'm sure there are lots of things to both like and dislike about the US, personally I've never been. But I know of no other nation of people in the developed world who constantly, proudly proclaim that theirs is "the best country in the world", by what measure? The fact that the only person who can mount a sustained criticism of an American president in his company is a comedian using satire would seem to suggest otherwise.
@MrDerekdoom Well, for one, could you imagine the queen being verbally assaulted like this? Or any other leader in the world? Majority of countries would imprison/kill the guy on the spot. We are viewed negatively around the world because of elements of our government, but our people are amazing. I used to live next to a japanese family on one side, spanish family on the other, and a young black couple above. We would have bbq's and what not on a nearly weekly basis. I love USA for its diversity
@shamz0rz your people are amazing? your country is absolutely riddled with ignorant fascists who's brain capacitys don't transcend their egos, you all believe everything your government tells you like it's your fucking religion and you let them manipulate you and use you as drones. everything about your country is awful, there's a reason why the united states is the most widely hated country on the planet.
@ledZeppelin7680 Lol, if you think it's any different in any other country you're quite wrong. The majority of humans are idiots, or else we wouldn't single individuals out as smart. There IS a reason why the USA is the most hated country in the world, everyones always jealous of the guy in first place. As the internet says... "Haters gon' hate".
@shamz0rz well thank you for proving my point... that's a pretty stupid logic, I can easily say ''the majourity of people are intelligent, that's why we single people out as smart'' and I would be making a point equally as valid as yours. and you obviously don't know anything about any other country, that signature american narcissism, it's not a matter of being stupid, it's a matter of being ignorant and self centered just like you effectively displayed with your last comment.
@ledZeppelin7680 Actually what you just said made no sense, because intelligent and smart are one in the same. I'm actually quite knowledgable in the cultures of many different countries, I just happen to have been born in this one. I'm sure you have pride in where you're from too, right? Or maybe not since you're here trashing Americans for no apparent reason? So quick to judge an entire nation because of a snapshot you get from media, shame.
@shamz0rz well I'm from canada and I'm not completely brain dead so no I'm not proud of where I'm from at all, even if I was that kind of person how the fuck could I be proud of a country that's basically a less violent united states. I think that whole attitude is just stupid, it's basically conformity, living a certain way and acting a certain way because of where you were born. nice little chunk of hipocracy there since everything you're proud of is fabricated by the media.
@ledZeppelin7680 I don't see where I said what I was proud of, other than the diverse living conditions I had a few years back. Of course I'm not proud of the wars we're in, or some of our trade policies, but those things are out of my hands. I can't change them. What I can do is love the place I live, NYC, because of how incredibly free it really is. I've gotta be glad I live in a rich, free, democratic society. If I wasn't grateful of where I lived, it would be an insult to poorer humans.
@shamz0rz the only things you can possibly be proud of are fabricated, your country is not free, your government is in complete controll, they kill everything that thay can't controll and you're proud of that? america isn't the only country that has diversity, a lot of countries do so that's a stupid thing to be proud of. you live in a fascist, oppressed nation full of people who think they're the most free people on the planet.
@ledZeppelin7680 Hah, you can't tell me that what I'm proud of is fake if I'm living it every day. I used to be like you, doom and gloom, probably read a lot of conspiracy theory stuff on infowars and what not. Take a step back and really look at things, don't just rehash the same stuff you read on the internet, use critical thought. What country is "better"? China where they execute 15,000 yearly for crimes as small as embezzlement? Russia where journalists are being hunted down daily?
@ledZeppelin7680 "Better" is a matter of opinion. Surely you have an example of a country that you've been to, experienced daily life and are well versed with their laws and social structures to make such an assessment. I thought my whole life Ireland was where I wanted to be. Upon visiting, I did enjoy my stay, but could never see myself living there fulltime. Career opportunities are very limited, standard of life in many areas is low and taxes are massive. Grass is always greener as they say.
@MrDerekdoom And when you hear someone saying "USA is the best!" What's wrong with pride? It's the same as football (soccer) fans over in the UK. They are diligantly proud of where they're from, even so far as to fight eachother about which area is best. Like I said, US has things about it I dislike, but as far as preference goes, I couldn't see myself as successful and happy in any other country. We're a work in progress rather than a standing house that has been decaying for thousands of years
@dhchang05 Is DC still the most chocolaty? I know that when I lived there back in the mid-80's, it was like Lindt Madagascar (70%). Nowadays, it's more like Lindt Cuba (55%). I suppose both still count as semi-sweet, though.
That's not really very civil to accept an invitation to a fundraiser and then use it to beat your political platform. Can you imagine a comedian going to one of Obama's fundraisers and then hammering him about his unpopularity and all the things the comedian disagrees with? It was supposed to be a night where people can relax.
@OutlawTomFantastic The Bush dynasty aren't civil. Your talking about genocide in South America by Bush senior. And illegal wars and alot of dead women and children in Iraq. Anyway he was polite and thanked Bush for being there, he said it was an honour.
@SOUPRUN01 Well, not sure what you mean by South America, but Obama isn't civil either. He promised to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan, yet he increased troops in both areas. He even said he would close Guantanimo. The man is walking bullshit.
@OutlawTomFantastic To be honest I dont really care if that is civil. Why should Colbert hold himself back? They deserve it and to say it in the face, is the best thing and by far the gutsiest move to do.
He could say it via his show, but there they can ignore it. Here they cant. Thats the point.
@TituzzzD It was very decent of Bush to invite someone who clearly opposes him to a fund-raising event. Then to turn that invitation around and start pushing your politics and attacking him in a very ugly way was duplicitous. Not civil at all. At least Bush isn't like Obama who isolates himself with only leftists, especially during the election. And look what happens when Bush does. I bet he regrets trusting a leftist, but he's a tough guy. Colbert showed no grace here.
@steelydanbowler From what I recall, during the election he only gave interviews to leftist journalists who only ask questions about leftist issues. Totally mollycoddled.
@OutlawTomFantastic Is this one of those things you 'feel in your gut' to be true? Bush did not invite Colbert, and this was not a fund-raiser. Colbert didn't push his politics, he excoriated Bush's. He was completely civil.
I'm not sure what you expect from a satirist, but then again, eight years of the media playing dead during Bush's failed administration can dull one's expectations.
It wasn't funny. By the way the room is filled with millionaires who agree with Colbert. But don't get me wrong, I could care less about any of them. A George W. Bush, a Stephen Colbert.
And by the way, who is doing the same thing with Obama? Nobody. Why do we care what rich people think?
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He was not funny. It took courage to do this, but it wasn't funny. People laugh because they want to laugh, but this was NOT FUNNY. And quite frankly Stephen Colbert isn't that funny on his show, but he was funny on the Daily Show.
Oh, and he also probably has more money than George W. Bush. But neither one really has my sympathy.
BUT IT WAS NOT FUNNY! That is why he bombed. That is why NO ONE can make a popular reference to his show.
wow. tough crowd. people are either not laughing because they're being roasted, or they are afraid to laugh because they're surrounded by non-laughers.
what does THAT say about Stephen T Colbert's balls? it says they're GINORMOUS
@BCBtheBeastlyBeast: so what? they can call them like they want but the fakt is that they are their puppets and Colbert is just a smart puppet. smart enouth to fool you people so you dont see that he is a puppet. do you understand?
6:20 the most awkward silence ever
jontrinh140wrestler 3 weeks ago
Bush's face is priceless.
bluelightsaberondesk 1 month ago 3
Dead silence after the "stands on things" joke... brutal...
wade0051 1 month ago
100 people don't get his jokes.
EagleWithRedWings 1 month ago
4:59 that dude is trying so hard not to laugh
margiepie13 1 month ago
This guys should get a Purple Heart for his bravery.
I would have wrote my will and kissed my family goodbye before I did this speech, just in case the secret service had other plans for me afterward.
docsein1 1 month ago in playlist Colbert Report and More
weeeeeeeeeeeell look at the big balls on steve
turk1559 2 months ago
you could tell some people were trying to hold back their laugh for some unfathomable reason 8P
We need people like Colbert in office. Oh thats right, RON PAUL 2012!!!
L33thalLee 2 months ago
He roasted all three branches of government.
berretaboy357 2 months ago 9
so fuckin ballsy
andyettosaythetruth 3 months ago in playlist White House Correspondents' Dinner 2006 (Stephen Colbert)
"Why do you think he's down on the ranch cutting that brush all the time? He's trying to create an alternative energy source. By 2008 we will have mesquite powered car"
GratefulVince 3 months ago
youtube.com/watch?v=buSv1jjAels the response to colbert....if you can understand his english!!
MrBigEnchilada 3 months ago in playlist White House Correspondents' Dinner 2006 (Stephen Colbert)
he is america and so can you! :p
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some psychological warfare tactics are meant to completely paralyze people mentally. If every person in a persons life friend and foe attacks an the same individual it is meant to freeze a persons mind and shut them down. This tactic would be used to make some one go insane if employed against them when they are right and wrong. Psychological warfare.
fhandington 4 months ago
do you think the republicans even understand he is using sarcasm
josh1492 5 months ago 13
I think I've found the new prophet.
bloody31234 5 months ago
Hahahaha who is this guy?! Amazing
sooperfuntyme 5 months ago
i love how he basically just told the president he would "bump" someone lmao! hes a pisser! and the audience is horrible! if i were there i would be rolling on the floor laughing so hard.
xolexox333 6 months ago 3
Colbert for President!!!! 2012
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The one time CSPAN was awesome...
PieceOfMind56 6 months ago
1:13-1:26
"If I concentrate hard enough, his head will explode. It must be true, I saw it in a movie."
jmcdermid 7 months ago
I believe Colbert's balls extends from the Atlantic to the Pacific
Nitroglycerin3 8 months ago 88
LOL it's funny because it's true!
emilyhyang 8 months ago
ha ha.. ha.. hindenburg..
TehCybernerd 8 months ago
is there a part 3?
BigCM06 8 months ago 4
idk whats better watching the huge balls that is Colbert, or him standing behind a podeum that has the presidental seal on it...
MaximumRide61 8 months ago 7
that was in 2006. MAN OH MAN THAT GUY HAS BALLS
Gabriel1o1 9 months ago 10
Hilarious, but sad because its true. When the utter disappointment of your country and the vast majority of its people are so openly evident, one cannot help but be absolutely aghast, embarrassed, ashamed, disillusioned and saddened. What hurts even more is that there is no foreseeable end to this madness in sight. The average intelligent American is absolutely powerless and our government could not be happier about it.
apicalmaristem 9 months ago 8
Oh wow! Whatever intern hired this guy to speak was surely fired halfway through.
bdunc295 9 months ago 7
This was so great. What was especially funny about it was that he was so spot on in his dissection of the media and the President that it hit a little too close to home in the room, but people across America were laughing their heads off.
royalgk 10 months ago 4
they're all old people, they're probably deaf too.
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god damn these motherfuckers are humorless, why even have a comedian speaking if you're not gonna laugh?
Gregd8888 10 months ago 5
@Gregd8888 it must be hard to laugh when you 're squirming inside, i guess.
learntospellpeople 7 months ago
how did he walk out alive
monomister11 10 months ago 9
@monomister11 His balls are bulletproof.
syntheticskull 10 months ago
@syntheticskull so were jfk and john lennons. but the rest of there bodys werent
monomister11 10 months ago
@monomister11 RIP... good men.
syntheticskull 10 months ago
@syntheticskull very good men. no disrespect was ment
monomister11 10 months ago
I bet George Carlin loved this...
petarg4housemusic 10 months ago
colbert owned bush. . . also the crowd iz tough
srsairbags 10 months ago
haha i actually feel bad for Bush
TheDougass 10 months ago 8
I can't believe Scalia was so entertained by that. Clearly, he has a better sense of humor than Bush.
newsboysrok 10 months ago
I've seen a lot of comedians throw off their "brass balls" persona when confronted with that which they make fun of. This is fucking amazing right here though. To the face of the former president and his chronies, he does this.
Colbert has balls. I'm guessing he knew that no one could stop him without proving him right.
Cainus44 10 months ago 6
This is probably the bravest, most incredible, most intelligent, and most unbelievable performance by a comedian in all of history.
flyskyairflair 11 months ago 119
@flyskyairflair - I thought that then. I still do.
kynandog 10 months ago
This literally happened...
friar959 11 months ago
This is the guy I want to learn how to troll from.
Gulleygrim 11 months ago
@mrkaiser1988 Ha way to pick a fight with some stranger over the internet yes that show's true intelect...also maybe check your own grammar* before picking on someone for there lack there of.
Ianoodin 11 months ago
This is just sad....Not Colbert, the audience.....
musicadeloslocos 11 months ago
this is brilliant
imgoing2hellcom 1 year ago
No people, they are not stupid, they're just smart enough to understand that they are the comedians making fun of the 99% of the people who aren't ruling the country, and that they can do anything they want and all the joy we get is from an entertainer on a 20min speech... Don't bash me for quoting the Bible, but Hosea 4:6 "My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge".
VituMV 1 year ago
are they stupid?
proofandevidence 1 year ago
how did they let him do this?
proofandevidence 1 year ago
@proofandevidence They probably thought hed cow to the pressure. Bad bet to make.
ColdCypher 11 months ago
It's funny yet more uncomfortible to watch than anything else lol... Colberts got guts man!
gurn58 1 year ago
Yeah, but he's not on a JB video.
TheSpirosChrist 1 year ago
@getaufmahintarnetz Lol i wrote the first two i found sir, second who is writng paragraph's now:]
p.s. blocked
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Ianoodin 1 year ago
@getaufmahintarnetz
Sophisticate:v. so·phis·ti·cat·ed, so·phis·ti·cat·ing, so·phis·ti·cates
1. To cause to become less natural, especially to make less naive and more worldly.
2. To make impure; adulterate.
Ianoodin 1 year ago
@getaufmahintarnetz lol so i had an unnatural fail on something that was unnatural? way to use words that you don't know how to properly use.
Ianoodin 1 year ago
@getaufmahintarnetz Obviously you win you know you started an ilegitamite deboggle and now let me guess you could care less what i have to say, you didnt even read my last comment thoroughly and really didn't take in the few points i proclaimed or else you would not have scurried back into you're little youtube reality where you win arguements over grammer I hope grammar school language arts really helps you in the rest of you're life,peace.
Ianoodin 1 year ago
@getaufmahintarnetz Obviously you can only judge grammar and not actually understand one's statement maybe this will be more clear for someone of you're brain caliber, I never said he was a Democrat also there are representatives from all political *parties(you're grammar isn't so fresh either as a Democrat would be a proper noun).One question before we depart did you really have to talk to some stranger over a video commenting board just because Stephen Colbert is a Democrat ?
Ianoodin 1 year ago
@getaufmahintarnetz excuse me did i say he was'nt there's correspondents from all partys, next time read before you reply...
Ianoodin 1 year ago
Colbert is the best troll EVER!!!
ThaBlackSoldier56 1 year ago
@ThaBlackSoldier56 That's a big claim. Trolling isn't just a fashion statement. It's a way of life
CompactJam 1 year ago
Only colbert can make all his fellow party members stare at him like hes jesus right before them
Ianoodin 1 year ago
4:22 i literally lold
penguinsoulja96 1 year ago
At that moment, Colbert tore the President and his constitution to shreds, and probably the most powerful man in the world couldn't do anything! He hit a wall where he could either let Colbert insult and embarrass him, or look like a total wuss by being so distressed by a man telling jokes.
Nogli 1 year ago
I think a seminal moment of this was how the biggest laugh that the routine got was for the 'marshmallow center' joke that could have appeared on a kids show. This was a room full of political head honchos, they should be intelligent and tolerant. They really don't like laughing at their own expense. Of course this was hugely popular with the rest of the world, I love it too.
Nogli 1 year ago
I love how he just dissects Bush with a room full of the republican elite. Colbert is brilliant.
jackskellingtonsora 1 year ago 142
most people would get annoyed when people dont laugh, he thrives off of it
kyoukilis20 1 year ago 16
@joeschmojo
I thought that much was implied.
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At first Bush was like <:D?, and then he was like :|
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Nani101 1 year ago
The platinum coated balls on Colbert...
Frank15982 1 year ago 165
Can someone explain the justice scalia joke? I don't get it.
Vantheman91 1 year ago 2
@Vantheman91
Scalia is from Jersey.
Frank15982 1 year ago
@Vantheman91 Colbert made insulting gestures at Scalia ex. Biting his thumb
The000URBANSHADOW 1 year ago
@Vantheman91 Colbert made insulting gestures at Scalia ex. Biting his thumb
The000URBANSHADOW 1 year ago
This man is heroic.
abs2536 1 year ago
without a laugh track I don't know when to laugh.
321erup123 1 year ago
@321erup123 Then think. Think for yourself for the sake of yourself.
MrGish1 1 year ago 4
Successful troll is successful.
XM8rifle 1 year ago
omg, my heart is just racing listening to this, i feel like someone's gonna tackle colbert. how did he get away with this?! he has mad balls. i love him. i think he may have gone too far and i personally would never do this (because i'm a pansy), but i super respect him for it. why bash someone everywhere else but to their face?
thestormlscoming 1 year ago 7
"He'll believe the same thing he believed on Monday on Wednesday, no matter what happened Tuesday." You are the fucking man, Stephen.
avakdlove 1 year ago 7
this is probably the best youtube video ever along with the first part.
BloodJunkie11 1 year ago
Colbert is a fucking hero. I would have been laughing my ass of if I was in that audience.
TheManzinator 1 year ago
Stephen Colbert is a true national hero!
derekxnl 1 year ago
colbert pwns bush!
go colbert
MrKentuckyjohnson 1 year ago
Holy shit. Bush looks pissed.
headphonic8 1 year ago
@headphonic8 or rather confused:D
animeloverandother 1 year ago
balls of steel...
ColonelVolkov 1 year ago 10
@ColonelVolkov Whatever steel balls are out there, Colbert's balls would crush them with ease.
19TheGunslinger 1 year ago 2
I thought that, all things considered, the laughter from the audience was appreciable and fairly constant. I think if you were in the front rows it must have been harder to laugh openly.
garconchaud 1 year ago
Damn, Colbert has balls. XD I can't believe the audience though. They're hardly making a sound. You could cut the tension with a knife. This makes it feel like Stalin is being razzed at a meeting of the Central Committee.
ComradeLenin1289 1 year ago 5
I gasped when watching this! He's incredibly ballsy.
AmyBryans 1 year ago 9
Absolutely fucking brilliant. It is people like this that will lead us to the truth.
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TokenPictures111 1 year ago
There's a lot of things I dislike about the US, but the fact that a comedian can get on stage and make fun of the president for 15 minutes, to his face, makes this the best country in the world.
shamz0rz 1 year ago 14
@shamz0rz I'm sure there are lots of things to both like and dislike about the US, personally I've never been. But I know of no other nation of people in the developed world who constantly, proudly proclaim that theirs is "the best country in the world", by what measure? The fact that the only person who can mount a sustained criticism of an American president in his company is a comedian using satire would seem to suggest otherwise.
MrDerekdoom 1 year ago
@MrDerekdoom Well, for one, could you imagine the queen being verbally assaulted like this? Or any other leader in the world? Majority of countries would imprison/kill the guy on the spot. We are viewed negatively around the world because of elements of our government, but our people are amazing. I used to live next to a japanese family on one side, spanish family on the other, and a young black couple above. We would have bbq's and what not on a nearly weekly basis. I love USA for its diversity
shamz0rz 1 year ago
@shamz0rz your people are amazing? your country is absolutely riddled with ignorant fascists who's brain capacitys don't transcend their egos, you all believe everything your government tells you like it's your fucking religion and you let them manipulate you and use you as drones. everything about your country is awful, there's a reason why the united states is the most widely hated country on the planet.
ledZeppelin7680 1 year ago
@ledZeppelin7680 Lol, if you think it's any different in any other country you're quite wrong. The majority of humans are idiots, or else we wouldn't single individuals out as smart. There IS a reason why the USA is the most hated country in the world, everyones always jealous of the guy in first place. As the internet says... "Haters gon' hate".
shamz0rz 1 year ago
@shamz0rz well thank you for proving my point... that's a pretty stupid logic, I can easily say ''the majourity of people are intelligent, that's why we single people out as smart'' and I would be making a point equally as valid as yours. and you obviously don't know anything about any other country, that signature american narcissism, it's not a matter of being stupid, it's a matter of being ignorant and self centered just like you effectively displayed with your last comment.
ledZeppelin7680 1 year ago
@ledZeppelin7680 Actually what you just said made no sense, because intelligent and smart are one in the same. I'm actually quite knowledgable in the cultures of many different countries, I just happen to have been born in this one. I'm sure you have pride in where you're from too, right? Or maybe not since you're here trashing Americans for no apparent reason? So quick to judge an entire nation because of a snapshot you get from media, shame.
shamz0rz 1 year ago
@shamz0rz well I'm from canada and I'm not completely brain dead so no I'm not proud of where I'm from at all, even if I was that kind of person how the fuck could I be proud of a country that's basically a less violent united states. I think that whole attitude is just stupid, it's basically conformity, living a certain way and acting a certain way because of where you were born. nice little chunk of hipocracy there since everything you're proud of is fabricated by the media.
ledZeppelin7680 1 year ago
@ledZeppelin7680 I don't see where I said what I was proud of, other than the diverse living conditions I had a few years back. Of course I'm not proud of the wars we're in, or some of our trade policies, but those things are out of my hands. I can't change them. What I can do is love the place I live, NYC, because of how incredibly free it really is. I've gotta be glad I live in a rich, free, democratic society. If I wasn't grateful of where I lived, it would be an insult to poorer humans.
shamz0rz 1 year ago
@shamz0rz the only things you can possibly be proud of are fabricated, your country is not free, your government is in complete controll, they kill everything that thay can't controll and you're proud of that? america isn't the only country that has diversity, a lot of countries do so that's a stupid thing to be proud of. you live in a fascist, oppressed nation full of people who think they're the most free people on the planet.
ledZeppelin7680 1 year ago
@ledZeppelin7680 Hah, you can't tell me that what I'm proud of is fake if I'm living it every day. I used to be like you, doom and gloom, probably read a lot of conspiracy theory stuff on infowars and what not. Take a step back and really look at things, don't just rehash the same stuff you read on the internet, use critical thought. What country is "better"? China where they execute 15,000 yearly for crimes as small as embezzlement? Russia where journalists are being hunted down daily?
shamz0rz 1 year ago
@shamz0rz pretty much every country aside from third world extremist type countries...
ledZeppelin7680 1 year ago
@ledZeppelin7680 "Better" is a matter of opinion. Surely you have an example of a country that you've been to, experienced daily life and are well versed with their laws and social structures to make such an assessment. I thought my whole life Ireland was where I wanted to be. Upon visiting, I did enjoy my stay, but could never see myself living there fulltime. Career opportunities are very limited, standard of life in many areas is low and taxes are massive. Grass is always greener as they say.
shamz0rz 1 year ago
@MrDerekdoom And when you hear someone saying "USA is the best!" What's wrong with pride? It's the same as football (soccer) fans over in the UK. They are diligantly proud of where they're from, even so far as to fight eachother about which area is best. Like I said, US has things about it I dislike, but as far as preference goes, I couldn't see myself as successful and happy in any other country. We're a work in progress rather than a standing house that has been decaying for thousands of years
shamz0rz 1 year ago
No surprise few people dared to laugh.
This whole conference feels almost like a German comedian insulting Hitler in 1939.
omglollmao123 1 year ago 14
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why they "laugh" when he said "your grandchildren will no idea what glacierr is"
looks like USA will not give a crap on global warming
WingDing94 1 year ago
why they "laugh" when he said "your grandchildren will no idea what glacierris"
looks like USA will not give a crap on global warming
WingDing94 1 year ago
@WingDing94 probably because all the documents were exaggerated and faked and we're the only country that still believes in it.
doomsy 1 year ago
@WingDing94 No, we just have a sense of humor.
shamz0rz 1 year ago
@WingDing94 His whole comedy routine is satire.
0pprobrium 1 year ago
95 people are George W. Bush.
RandomHairSalon 1 year ago 2
this is something kids should read about in textbooks in the future
willlliw 1 year ago 14
im sure colbert is really proud of obama now!
TheStressBalls 1 year ago
fucking republicans....
Guardsmen248 1 year ago
95 dislikes is bush family XD
NYCdoloFLA 1 year ago
@dhchang05 Is DC still the most chocolaty? I know that when I lived there back in the mid-80's, it was like Lindt Madagascar (70%). Nowadays, it's more like Lindt Cuba (55%). I suppose both still count as semi-sweet, though.
Seasass 1 year ago
@dhchang05 Right I see. I had no idea. Thanks!
Bulhakas 1 year ago
I didn't get the chocolate and marshmellow jokes. Could someone explain them to me please?
Bulhakas 1 year ago
"If you're strong enough to go on one of those pundit shows, you're strong enough to stand on a bank of computers and order men into battle! C'mon!"
*several seconds of crickets chirping*
Epic bravery. Much respect to Mr. Colbert.
vibradiant 1 year ago
haha colbert is getting away with murder
MBIIdollaBill 1 year ago 6
That's not really very civil to accept an invitation to a fundraiser and then use it to beat your political platform. Can you imagine a comedian going to one of Obama's fundraisers and then hammering him about his unpopularity and all the things the comedian disagrees with? It was supposed to be a night where people can relax.
OutlawTomFantastic 1 year ago
@OutlawTomFantastic The Bush dynasty aren't civil. Your talking about genocide in South America by Bush senior. And illegal wars and alot of dead women and children in Iraq. Anyway he was polite and thanked Bush for being there, he said it was an honour.
SOUPRUN01 1 year ago
@SOUPRUN01 Well, not sure what you mean by South America, but Obama isn't civil either. He promised to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan, yet he increased troops in both areas. He even said he would close Guantanimo. The man is walking bullshit.
OutlawTomFantastic 1 year ago
@OutlawTomFantastic To be honest I dont really care if that is civil. Why should Colbert hold himself back? They deserve it and to say it in the face, is the best thing and by far the gutsiest move to do.
He could say it via his show, but there they can ignore it. Here they cant. Thats the point.
TituzzzD 1 year ago
@TituzzzD It was very decent of Bush to invite someone who clearly opposes him to a fund-raising event. Then to turn that invitation around and start pushing your politics and attacking him in a very ugly way was duplicitous. Not civil at all. At least Bush isn't like Obama who isolates himself with only leftists, especially during the election. And look what happens when Bush does. I bet he regrets trusting a leftist, but he's a tough guy. Colbert showed no grace here.
OutlawTomFantastic 1 year ago
@OutlawTomFantastic Obama Isolates himself only with leftists? He's been trying to reach out his entire presidency so far! You're an idiot.
steelydanbowler 1 year ago
@steelydanbowler From what I recall, during the election he only gave interviews to leftist journalists who only ask questions about leftist issues. Totally mollycoddled.
OutlawTomFantastic 1 year ago
@OutlawTomFantastic Is this one of those things you 'feel in your gut' to be true? Bush did not invite Colbert, and this was not a fund-raiser. Colbert didn't push his politics, he excoriated Bush's. He was completely civil.
I'm not sure what you expect from a satirist, but then again, eight years of the media playing dead during Bush's failed administration can dull one's expectations.
OneVoiceMore 1 year ago 2
Everyone who watched this is deaf. I hear tons of laughter, though most is scattered.
TruFriedShoes 1 year ago
I like his thing in the end about welcome to Washington the chocolate state, with a marshmallow filling..
chucknorrisgawd 1 year ago
Brilliant, genius, real hero, what else???
rzain1 1 year ago
courage to say what we want to so much; with jokes...
alpha3443 1 year ago 3
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It wasn't funny. By the way the room is filled with millionaires who agree with Colbert. But don't get me wrong, I could care less about any of them. A George W. Bush, a Stephen Colbert.
And by the way, who is doing the same thing with Obama? Nobody. Why do we care what rich people think?
lmxtd4 1 year ago
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He was not funny. It took courage to do this, but it wasn't funny. People laugh because they want to laugh, but this was NOT FUNNY. And quite frankly Stephen Colbert isn't that funny on his show, but he was funny on the Daily Show.
Oh, and he also probably has more money than George W. Bush. But neither one really has my sympathy.
BUT IT WAS NOT FUNNY! That is why he bombed. That is why NO ONE can make a popular reference to his show.
lmxtd4 1 year ago
@lmxtd4 Did you read the comments? I'm pretty sure you're the only one who thought it wasn't funny.
nerdswith8guns 1 year ago 3
@lmxtd4 very bad sense of humor I presume? even encyclopedia dramatica honors this man...
DiabeticOwl 1 year ago
@DiabeticOwl Gotta love Encyclopedia Dramatica! I did circumcision for the lulz
themooddisorders 1 year ago
no one is laughing because no one can believe he's getting away with this.
god bless colbert.
fahimh 1 year ago 242
wow. tough crowd. people are either not laughing because they're being roasted, or they are afraid to laugh because they're surrounded by non-laughers.
what does THAT say about Stephen T Colbert's balls? it says they're GINORMOUS
pratt1212 1 year ago 14
just talkin some sicilian with my pisan
BarbelithStargrave 1 year ago
george had a genuine look of sith going on, that's good enough for me.
dano555666 1 year ago 7
It looks like Colbert pissed off most of the people. WIN!
Yeungster23 1 year ago 107
what the heck? like no one is laughing at his jokes
nerd463 1 year ago
One of my favorite Colbert moments.
katnove 1 year ago 4
I NEED a DVD of this talk!
BryanAJParry 1 year ago 3
Anyone who gave this a thumbs down is a XBOX hueg faggot. Even Republifags should be lollin at supreme pwnage and ulz.
olddirtybtard 1 year ago
lol this took balls
kevmarkpat 1 year ago
@kevmarkpat Correction: GIANT BALLS OF STEEL.
olddirtybtard 1 year ago
@kevmarkpat gigantic balls.
OpakeArawra2 1 year ago 2
His balls arnt made of steel or diamond, but in fact a super dense form of matter found in the cores of white dwarf stars.
AnterosOfTheNyboriag 1 year ago 12
Akward quiet laughing = colbert bombing? No, it means colbert succeeding. God Colbert you have balls.
zzyzx0788 1 year ago 11
@BCBtheBeastlyBeast: so what? they can call them like they want but the fakt is that they are their puppets and Colbert is just a smart puppet. smart enouth to fool you people so you dont see that he is a puppet. do you understand?
peterbraun78 1 year ago
The rape is evident.
Nice job. This guy lives in my town, i've met him on multiples occasions, and he is just as smart in person as he is on that podium.
EpicDERP 1 year ago 4