Best Attempted Kiwi Accent on Film Ever

[llorttaf]

Only a kiwi would for for that old trick....and maybe an aussie or ten..

[kakabukkake0]

no he sounds more like a cockney

[Alieaz]

Not so much Kiwi but a little like Peter Griffin from Family Guy crossed with a bit of Australian..

[CrunknHard]

i love that movie, but after careful examination.. im pissed that it makes kiwis look like assholes haha. the supossed kiwi sounded more like an aussie

[SantaWithHumor]

You Do Know We Dont Have An Accent? (Weird But True)

[goldsworthyjosh]

"wart'ch yaw schtiiile?"

[b4rcelona]

this sounds more like an indian accent than new zealand lol... wtf is he doing.

[DARRYDAMARRY]

@ZSedlacek Hell No, Aussies are close to one of the worse

people to try talk like Kiwi's.

[lostyourmarblez]

@fulconer Cos nobody like Australians.

[lostyourmarblez]

@Randomrandal231 England speaks gay pussy English with a fucking boring accent

[SlapThatNoob]

its the 1970's and the guy's got no mullet and no stubbies... clearly not a new zealander....

[jizzaforizal]

pathetic lol

[beboer213]

He sounds like peter griffin lol

[mnemaia]

wth ? wheres the accent

[Randomrandal231]

Wow, there are a lot of noobs commenting. Everyone needs to get over each other. Anyway, England speaks the proper English.

[mcrotor77]

Still better than Anthony Hopkins attempt in "The Worlds' Fastest Indian."

[Lundvalnaden]

the art of fighting without a FARTING 

[fulconer]

Why the hell didn't they simply make the character Australian? 

[forREAL274]

Why are the Kiwis arguing with the Aussies? We should have each others backs against every one else.. Tards

[waiheke19]

@forREAL274 we do its just friendly rivalry

[MsIndividualliberty]

@forREAL274 Agreed.

[Reckkra]

I like how any video involving Australia ends with two people throwing illiterate shit at each other and trying to prove who's country's better.

[antonposa]

I've seen this movie so many times and never picked up on the fact that he was supposed to be from NZ. haha it sounds like a cross between Australian and Cockney.

[MissInformati0n]

Which one is supposed to have the Kiwi accent?

[HippyAndMe]

....What THE fuck did I JUST watch..? You can tell he is trying but you can also tell he's failing

[tacticalyak]

Wadsworth constant applies

[idontcare1894]

thats so not funny

[chrissy111222333]

its really funny to see that all the people posting hate to the NZ accent are from Australia. Australians seem to be really up themselves

[ChickeeB]

@85Aheadstix what are you trying to say when you write "thus us greet bro" ? i dont get it and im a maori kiwi. If anything sounds like you dont know what the fuck you're talking about :)

Im not going to mock your girls because i have aussie mates, and i have class like that unlike you, bro you're just angry cause we smashed you in the world cup :D

[85Aheadstix]

You dont fuck with Bruce lee!.

[zaniac100]

Responses to various comments: It is a kung fu movie so few expect accuracy/The film's script does state that the character is from New Zealand/Most of these kung fu movies were re-dubbed various times in various languages often by different actors to those who appear on screen, so who knows who provided the voice? Probably some Hong Kong voice actor

[PsOnePerfection]

Do eye botha ya? Whutsh yor shtyle? The aht of fighding... widdout fighding? Show me shome of it. Where elsh?

[dancedanceeyeah]

Asian dude did a better Kiwi accent ...

[zaniac100]

@dancedanceeyeah Do you mean Bruce Lee? On the commentary of a different Bruce Lee film, Way of the Dragon, they point out a scene where Lee provides the English soundtrack voices for both his character, and the villain he is talking to, due to a shortage of actors fluent in English during the dubbing sessions.

[TRHUpload]

@dancedanceeyeah asian dude is BRUCE LEE

[boxchamp4114]

thumbs up if you hate kiwi's lol

[pipesmr2]

@boxchamp4114 stfu bet your some dumb aussie having a cry over the world cup

[boxchamp4114]

@pipesmr2 Ha ha ha aussies dont give a fuck about the rugby union fool...only you kiwi cunts and south africa

[flipsy87]

@pipesmr2 why would we aussies cry over a sport that is dominated by crying Italians? I'm pretty sure Australians have more achievements across a wider variety of sports than majority of Europe?!?

[pipesmr2]

@flipsy87 your dumb we talking about rugby here not italy. NZ dominated rugby. you been living under a rock or something?

[flipsy87]

@pipesmr2 the actor is an aussie u fuckwit, stop being a typical 'fuck australia' wanker, we got over that shit a long time ago

[3xaVioN]

@flipsy87 fucken a

[tECHN9NE1116]

@pipesmr2 hahaha thats funny and im australian 

[MrPHPL]

@boxchamp4114 THUMB UP IF this dudes penis is the size of his toungue

[htowndubcity]

@boxchamp4114 your gay get a life loser we got all the trophies dont hate on us koz we better haha

[85Aheadstix]

@htowndubcity hahaha, you cannot even pronounce your vowels right and you think your better?.

[htowndubcity]

@85Aheadstix dahahaha learn to speak properly ok dont be jealous girls love our axcent and not yours haha dont hurt yourself trying to think of a comeback

[85Aheadstix]

@htowndubcity hahahah, girls love your accents??, yeah just drunk deaf ones, Kiwi accents are fucking shit!.

Now shove thit up your erse, ey bro??.

hahahahaha, oh yeah real "sexy", atleast we aussies can pronounce our vowels properly, and Woman love aussie accents, you kiwis just sound like you have had minor strokes! XD

[htowndubcity]

@85Aheadstix haha bro your no competition thats why we fuck your girls and thats why use are mad starting race wars cause your girls are down for us and not you bogan bitches hahahaha speak properly you cant pronounce your words properly and that twang has got to go...we say bro you say brah you tell me who cant pronounce idiot dont bother writing back your accent is shit ok ask anyone ours is better all aussies use to tell me they wanted my accent dont be jealous

[85Aheadstix]

@htowndubcity Hahahahahaha, riiiight Kiwi, all your woman look like shaved gorillas cos they are all half maori!, oh yeah really sexy!, NOT!.

And no Aussie girls would touch you inbred kiwi fucks cos you all have speech inpedements!

You all sound like retards!, this is what you sound like "thus us greet bro, we sound so sophusticated huh bro"

Oh yeah!, soooooo good at spelling!, hahahaha, NOT!, go learn your vowels maori freak!.

New zealand is a shit hole!, oh i mean "shut hole".

[htowndubcity]

@85Aheadstix whats shut hole speak properly retard i think you need to get off the drugs ae hahaha and yea they love kiwis dont get mad that you aint getting any wouldnt stay with them in the long run though use have shit skin need slip slop slap hahaha australia is a desert mate what you talking about we are green what are use land of the convicts haha

[85Aheadstix]

@htowndubcity Geeez!!! you kiwis have shit grammar and spelling!, how the fuck do you guys communicate with each other, you and your hairy woman?, YUK!, i have seen "Bro town" and "outrageaous fortune" and every time i watch those shows i think im having a stroke cos you "dont spk properly do ye bro" hahahah, you kiwis are the biggest inbred mother fuckers on the planet!.

Go learn to spell and talkj correctly, and atleast us convicts do not sound like retards

And your cricket team sucks cock!.

[chrissy111222333]

@85Aheadstix yea but our rugby team kicks ass. Especially Australian ass.

Pretty good for a country of only 4 million ay

[85Aheadstix]

@chrissy111222333 Pfft!, whatever, we wiped the floor with your inbred arses in the semi finals and we have been world champs twice and not you, so go suck my big fat Aussie cock kiwi fag!,

[UnrealsLAND]

@85Aheadstix you are retarded we have won the world cup twice as well......

[85Aheadstix]

@UnrealsLAND So we have better players, and no shit haka.

[UnrealsLAND]

@UnrealsLAND then why did you lose to us 20-6?

[chrissy111222333]

@85Aheadstix so do you know how to count mate?

[85Aheadstix]

@chrissy111222333 Yeah, one, two, three, four, five, and six, or in your case "sex?"

[chrissy111222333]

i thought the Kiwi Accent sounded like sux for 6. Its the aussie accent that sounds like sex ! What are you on about mate!!!

[Reckkra]

@chrissy111222333 That's nice. But do you do anything special? Didn't think so. Just the teams you 'support' and the teams that are 'yours'.

[chrissy111222333]

@Reckkra do you do anything special? Im just replying to stupid comments on this page because these pple need to be told. I think that that is very special and i think you are special as well.

[Reckkra]

@chrissy111222333 Fair enough. Just think its silly that measure of a country in these people's eyes is their sporting teams.

[chrissy111222333]

@Reckkra yea good point actualy

[htowndubcity]

@85Aheadstix sorry didnt know this was a spelling bee maybe you should learn from what your saying cause your grammar aint that great either prince harry...and i no you watch kiwi shows cause home and away is shit hahahaha learn to speak like us and you might get a girl but thats a maybe cause your still a ugly mother fucker haha and cricket who watches that shit only someone without a life who has the world cup bra boy the all blacks haha we smashed use fag

[85Aheadstix]

@htowndubcity Hahahahah, damn your soo gay!, you kiwis are so jealous of us Aussie and its so sad!, you'll never have woman as hot as ours or be able to talk or spell properly, and just for the record Home and away does suck, but its still better than that inbred kiwi tv shit that you have, ive seen outragous fortune!, INBREDS!!!, and i have a girl dick head, you have your sister or some family member ey?, and you suck at cricket!, and your haka is a faggot dance!, bunch of poofs!, hahahaha!

[htowndubcity]

@85Aheadstix your gay thats why australia is the capital of gay couples you fag you dont got a girl you got a man hahaha and yea thats why we steal your woman dont be mad they want a real man not a soft cock like yourself and cricket is for fags fuck off if you gonna be gay lol the haka is better than matilda convict

[85Aheadstix]

@htowndubcity hahahaha, sure kiwi, why dont you go an whime about it to somebody that actually cares about you kiwis, so nobody, your at the arse end of the world, hahaha, your cricket team is shit and your all inbred!, and i got plenty of girls here and they all look hot, unlike your woman that look like shaved gorillas, and your haka is gay!, we aussie love making fun of it and your guys like like retards doing it, and i have huge cock mate, not like your tiny chode, your a faggot!.

[htowndubcity]

@85Aheadstix cricket like i said before its for gay and us kiwis love bashing aussies its fun ahahaha im sure your gay you like talking about cocks gay boy gay boy sing along with me gay boy gay boy hahaha

[85Aheadstix]

@htowndubcity Ummm, geez i think you really must be having a stroke!?, i now doubt its just the way you talk, because seriously i cannot understand a fucking word your saying!.

Your grammar and spelling is giving me the shits.....or shuts...in your case ;D

[htowndubcity]

@85Aheadstix everyone i think this kid is gay and struggles in his life becausehe has no friends and probably got bullied by kiwis thats why hes trying to be funny on youtube everyday but bra boy go get a life a save your fair dinkum for someone else noone cares go ride a kangaroo or something loser

[85Aheadstix]

@htowndubcity Hahahaha, suuure kiwi, suuure!, why dont you make yourself useful and go learn your vowels then people wont think you have had a minor stroke whenever you open your mouths, all you kiwis are fat fucking inbred fucks!, hahahahah, go get an economy why dont you!, nobody cares about you kiwi fucks, and a kangaroo could kick your arse!, go fuck a sheep!, but remember!, Baaaaa! means NO!!!!!!

[htowndubcity]

@85Aheadstix get a life loser unlike you aussies us normal people aint on youtube 24/7 like yourself dont be mad cause we pull all the girls and we got all the trophies what do use got?? the worlds biggest penal colony haha go cry somewhere else noone cares about your homosexuality get a life your pretty lame your jokes are dry you cant spell and you need to learn to speak properly you bogan bitch

[85Aheadstix]

@htowndubcity Hahaha!, JEALOUS!!!!, just because we are rich enough to run our internet for 24/7! hahaha, you have the worst economy on earth!, and you pull girls???, what girls???, just dirty aboriginal girls that stink like shit!, thats all you pull!, well besides your own dicks ofcourse!, and so yours is an ex penal colony aswell, ours just looks better and makes better beer and wine than yours!, so suck a fat dick!, and you cannot even spell properly kiwi!, go learn ya vowels, knob!!!

[htowndubcity]

@85Aheadstix a penal colony you reakon haha dumass dont write back your a retard bro haha but nah we pull all girls there you aussies know we do dont be jealous ohk and no your just on the 24/7 you nedd to get a life your not normal you have problems bro go get some friends...oh and talking about cricket australia bowled out for 41 hahaha useless kunt speak properly loser, loser loser hahahaha

[Daftendirektour]

what the fuck did i just watch lmao

[DOO1]

People here arent even reading the title, it sais "Best Attempted Kiwi Accent on Film Ever" not "Best Kiwi Accent on Film Ever", its a fucking Kung Fu film of course its not accurate

[halfbloooodprincess]

um who was doing the accent? cause it wasn't even close bro.

[autobahnz]

haha, what the fuck was that?!!! more like an Aussie Sean Connery I think.

"Thet woz shut!!!"

[DvsWaffles]

im from and this is not even close to a kiwi acent

[Rastaberries123]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

It would be tragic if we really sounded like this

[roskipolski]

wise guy huh?



[sjnz90]

As a kiwi i can say that sounded fucking terrible, i can also say anthony hopkins got the accent perfect in the worlds fastest indian.

[CaptainRoBrew]

Oh gawd, as a Kiwi, I find that embarrassing.

[Ryzon28]

I thought Anthony Hopkins as Kiwi Legend Burt Munro did a top notch job in "The Worlds Fastest Indian"!

[bullyoz1973]

He jumped into the boat, he's a kiwi.

[TheNammus]

okay its kinda obvious the title is sarcastic..

[keebaman]

Jeff Da Maori: Not even owww!

[brupey]

Not even remotely like a Kiwi accent!

[Sabbath89zx]

W.T.F!!!! Not even remotely like a NZ accent. Would've done better to stick with his Ausie accent , not Sean Connery & Michael Caines , Brooklyn lovechilds~!

[mulesy87]

They should've sent Jake the Muss to the tournament, he would've smashed Parsons, and Bruce!

[marsters101]

lol Kiwi's aint from Brooklyn

[who0p]

fail

[Dobson73]

I didn't hear anyone attempt any Kiwi accent there. What's this about?

[pHaZe017]

speech impediment much..

[kurdtpage]

1:36 PUSH HIM IN THE WATER!!!!

[segatron1234]

looks like it was filmed in auckland as well

[bungfizz]

Ahahaha! This is too funny.

[Vraadrik]

He got into the boat... definitely playing an Australian : )

[stefanorr34]

he sounds like he has to much spit in his mouth... Not kiwi at all, nobody can pull off our accent :) I would personally give Anthony Hopkins the best attempt award for worlds fastest indian though, not a typical kiwi accent but he's got those southland 'rrrr's' pretty sussed hahaha

[dvsdeva]

at which stage was the nz accent?? i think i missed it.



[lissylu82]

That is nowhere near kiwi accent hahaha nobody can do it that is why we are so unique

[Lavulo187]

thats a British accent..lol. 

[itsleviooosa]

@Lavulo187 i agree. that was british as

[setonend]

Wait....the rest of the world thinks we sound like a retarded scotsman?

[KiwiAzBrah]

A kiwi, the only people who have touched Bruce Lee without getting their ass whipped LOL

[KiwiAzBrah]

This is how kiwi accents sounded in the 70s & 80s believe it or not

[jackalan88]

the best attempt at the accent on film IMO is probably Ruby Dee in No.2 and John Caradine in the Scarecrow.It is a really hard accent to do if you aren't kiwi.

[darrill7777]

@gruzitect i do not say smith as smuth. that is the stupidis thing iv ever herd. there is no hint of a u when i say smith,

[geeloof]

@darrill7777 nah there totally is.

[taumarunui05]

Im with everyone else, It sounds Nothing like a kiwi accent!!!

[gruzitect]

Its all in the "i's" we say smuth instead of smith.

[tubestick00]

soooo... where was the kiwi accent there? that was terrible.

[HIMISOCOOL]

@tubestick00 for back then its pretty accurate, my dads friends form on farms n shit sound pretty much like that

[tubestick00]

@HIMISOCOOL man... i dont know what your on about mate. i have lived here in nz all myu life aswell and never heard a kiwi like that. 

[HIMISOCOOL]

@tubestick00 like i said FOR BACK THEN! its obviously a pre war sorta accent

[tubestick00]

@HIMISOCOOL your just wrong. end of story. no kiwi ever sounded like that, and this film is not set pre war... not that it matters because at no stage did new zealanders ever speak with this accent.

[HIMISOCOOL]

@tubestick00 what a fucking child go play COD or somthing

[tubestick00]

@HIMISOCOOL never played it in my life. to busy being a father and running a business and other adult things like stating the truth when someone says something i think is incorrect. im not being abusive. i think your way off. if you dont like it thats too bad.

[tubestick00]

@HIMISOCOOL it appears YOU are the nerdy teenage gaming fanatic from hamiltron. telling me to grow up. you dont understand anything because your a confused teenage retard with little to no life experience. get that headset off and go outside.

[HIMISOCOOL]

@tubestick00 your probably only early 20 year old even IF you are a father at least i have enough self confidence to show my face to the world. If you were an 'adult' you'd atleast take the time to spell stuff properly, otherwise your my generation or the end of the one before mine. How then can you prove we never spoke like that if you cant show any source of old accents I don't to prove it to myself so im not going to.

[tubestick00]

@HIMISOCOOL cant be bothered communicating with you retard boy. i have a low tolerance for stupid bullshit.

[HIMISOCOOL]

@tubestick00 definitely a kid nice try though you almost had me at your just wrong, until I realized you tried writing more.

[tubestick00]

@HIMISOCOOL im 26. you look about 16.

[range567W]

@HIMISOCOOL LOL what is wrong with you? Can you not type coherent sentences?

[AxyGAMES]

dude you have to be born in new zealand to the accent i find it so funny when people try to imitate our accent because there trying to tease us when they are the ones who fail at life.

[zaniac100]

@AxyGAMES No different to when New Zealanders try to imitate an Australian accent with that smug superior look on their face.

[AxyGAMES]

@zaniac100 i didnt say australia fails? at all what the fucks wrong with you.

[zaniac100]

@AxyGAMES I was agreeing with you

[jessybubblz]

.... That was not a New Zealand accent -.-

I swear, our accent is one of the hardest to imitate!

[manaiadohg]

haha shame this dude sounds retarded

only kiwis can do their accent

[22ness0hayden]

WTF he sounds like an aussie crossed with Shaun Connery?!? haha

[bittercottoncandy]

Jeremy Clarkson does an awesome kiwi accent.

[nuffzed202]

only cool thing about this is Bruce Lee!

[123paramoreaddict123]

Well he sounds more south african than kiwi..

[Amprodite]

I can do the best kiwi accent, Probably 'cause i am kiwi.

[ounce2314]

Bruce Lee sounds more kiwi then he does LMFAO!!!

[ounce2314]

not even close bro Lol but anyways lucky him he got to work with the man himself the legend that is Bruce Lee :)

[JepJep92]

LOL he doesn't even sound like a Kiwi... and i'm from Australia xD

[101010twenty]

aw hell. never talk again.

[Dasifter]

That accent was so bad, that actor was never seen again.

[stocker05]

That doesn't sound kiwi at all.

[LEKA271276]

bahahahahahahahahaha....oh man if thats my accent shoot me now and call me a Kango lmfaol

[xtremetvfan]

wow spot on mate!

[gonges1]

omg. i never actually noticed that before now....lol .....

[starswitch]

Australians should be embarrassed by this guys attempt considering that Anthony Hopkins nailed it!

[purotuhine]

This is terrible! He sounds like a leprechaun with a pipe in his mouth. No chance of this ever sounding like a New Zealander!!

[NicFarra]

Oh I do so love this guys vaa-wulls.

[TheMitchellWhite]

is this video taking the piss?

[missfranzfan]

That is soooooooo aweful its not even near an New Zealand acent you are a fool if you think that is a New Zealand accent

[LasSicc]

Bahahaha!!! That is sooo false, funny but false lolz. Nemyn nek time buddy lolz.

[Stoxx85]

Wow even an Aussie can tell that was a horrid attempt at a kiwi accent.

[pandurate]

It works because no one knows or cares what NZers sound like.

[ZenaO777]

@pandurate fuk u

[pandurate]

@ZenaO777 OK but BYOL (bring yer own lube)

[WHOREYRORY]

This guy sounds like bloody Elmer Fudd, WORST kiwi impersonation out...

[stickypads88]

Why do they call New Zealand peopel Kiwis? just out of curiosity

[mainsequences]

@stickypads88 Out of typical modesty, the national bird chosen by New Zealand is the flightless and shy nocturnal kiwi.

[stickypads88]

@mainsequences oh lol wow, well thank you

[MegaMsduke]

@mainsequences nah that's a common belief which is half right but it's actually after the kiwi brand boot polish nz soldiers used in ww1. does have a kiwi on it though...

[WrestleGames]

@mainsequences except we dont call Australian people Kangaroos -_-

[koothecool]

@mainsequences He forgot to mention Kiwi Fruit……but its not related… but hey.

[loubricationisdaman]

@mainsequences and they're endemic to NZ

[Filipinosoulja]

@stickypads88 coz we are the only country with kiwi birds

something with why do people call Australian people Skippys its coz they are the only country with Kangaroos

[omgshift111]

@stickypads88 During the first world war it was picked up as a nickname. Kiwi's were known to be good fighters, but also a bit naive I think, considering we blindly followed Britain and they screwed us over a bit.

[buffy4342]

@stickypads88 couse at kiwi is new zealands native bird

[DOODL3DO]

@stickypads88 cause saying kiwis is easier than saying new zealander all the time bro

[barrmeg79]

FAIL!!! It's not even close to the NZ accent!!!

[leyonzbakY2Kstyle]

"aey, don dry bull erselv up oreye led go da lyen"

[kukkpacifico]

lol that wasnt kiwi accent

[h7p10]

the worst KIWI accent ever lol. nice try tho ... lol

[Fifixo]

hahaha. Classic

[seanabel1991]

hahaha man i laughed so much!! we dont have an accent!