Mastodon - Cut You With A Linoleum Knife (From Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters)

[ShadowUser89]

.....i'd kill somebody to this

[zootlexram]

sweet video

[pyro69man]

this seriously needs to be at the beginning of every movie. even kids movies, seriously people just don't fucking get it.

[PlatypusYSL]

I only came here because I dont need 4 minutes of fucking censorship.

[TheCrdawson]

This should be played at the beginning of every movie that is ever made

[Noahwayout]

I CAME HERE FROM THE SOURCE MATERIAL, CALL ME ISHMAEL MOTHERFUCKER.

[Waluweegee]

HURR LOOK AT ME, THUMB ME UP IF YOU CAME HERE FROM A PLACE OTHER THAN THE SOURCE MATERIAL BECAUSE YOU'RE A SPECIAL FUCKING SNOWFLAKE.

[TheMaster734]

LK and Kroze did this better.

[jesusmurderer01]

so thats wat happend to my wife!! o.0

[BboyTurok1990]

I saw this movie before Bonds Beyond Time abridged movie, but it's awesome that they did it because it was hilariously epic.

[alphabassist]

Thumbs up if you saw the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie and thought this was funny shit so you brought yourself here.

[DesaurTheImpaler]

piracy would go waayyyy down if this were played at the beginning of all movies.

[AkimboNinjaPWN]

1:43 Welfare in a nutshell

[jesusmurderer01]

@AkimboNinjaPWN more like bordom

[MrPatheticUsername]

Damn, if these are the Pro-S.O.P.A's, we're fucking screwed.

[MrPatheticUsername]

Thumbs up if you LOVE the Yug-ih-oh version

[kira1death]

i came here because they played this before i saw deathly hallows part 2 ;P

[sangheili333]

"If you do not understand then you should not be here" It's funny and true at the same time

[Doobie1Kenobi]

fuckin luv the gumdrop headbutt

[boscotheterrible1]

This was the only good part of the ATHF movie. THE ONLY ONE.

[creeper49]

They should play this at the beginning of every movie!

[trimeco]

well i will never find a bootleg version of this fucking movie

[pokefreak3]

@trimeco I already did

[SuperInebriator]

Mother fuck your card games this is Mastodon.

[KillTheToy11]

I have no wife. His argument is invalid.

*forever alone*

[punkhead41]

ill never be able to eat a gumdrop the same anymore \m/

[antist0opid]

Will you really? Will you really tear my wife in half Mr. Bad-ass Meatball with piercings? *Sells movie on eBay* We'll just wait and see.

[grimmenigma949]

@antist0opid .....hes a gumdrop

[antist0opid]

@grimmenigma949 oh well excuuuuse me princess. sorry i confused one food item in an animated video where it could be easily confused.

[PattyMMelt]

i MUST now immediately go download and watch this movie

[bleacherbum420]

Amazing.

[ornjoos]

How is he playing a guitar solo with a bass?

[easchner]

Nearly 5 years later and this song still cracks me the hell up.

[SUNGame85]

if this played before all movies....i would actually go to the theater to see stuff

[geozeus2]

Yusei will break in your house and tear your wife in half, as will this gum guy.

[apatheticbrutality]

sucking on me is really neat

[Ozaren21]

thumbs up if you're here cause of yugioh!

[hotshootful]

@Ozaren21 yeah thats way im here do the la la la la la la hairy balls

[XlansteelX]

Well, I guess I shouldn't be here. Because I dun understand the fuck.

[ontariobuds]

"run over it after the show"

bwhahahahahahahahaha!

[RXdash78]

I totally won that duel.

[pieman1019]

Yusei sang it better!!!

[thony211]

@pieman1019 shady done it better

[FlayvorOfEvil]

@thony211 You guys know that neither Shady or Little Kuriboh actually did anything for the opening scene right? The audio is exactly the same and someone else drew the animations for the Yugioh cast. Its all in the credits.

[thony211]

@FlayvorOfEvil i know but still

[CobaltOtaku]

PWOTAGONISTS!

[jlorden101]

Wow i still remember seeing this intro in theaters XD

[ilikeoodlesofnoodles]

king diamond scream ftw

[TheMaster734]

LK's version is better

[c00lstuff1]

@TheMaster734

same fucking song.

[Wagaification]

CardgamesFTW

[ninjawageslave]

Welp, someone's wife is gonna get torn in half for this...

[thecheatlord999]

@ninjawageslave Ahh, but he didn't sell it on eBay did he?

[woolnick1]

i love aqua teen hunger force



[PrtyBlaque318]

My sis used to be a movie theater manager and she saw all kinds of things, including indecent exposure for no reason at all, I MUST show her this video!!!! lol

[MoffatLP]

If I see you videotaping this movie,Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes!

[chechonilus2]

"you can bit mah meat for special treat"

[SuperSuperLunchbox]

2 peoples guts are snakes

[wisewolf20]

I wanna be a box of IceCaps when I grow up :3

[wisewolf20]

If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes!

[TheHightower92]

that box of candy really shreds

[psycicpowers]

@TheHightower92 Its a box of IceCaps, but it does really shread

[DigitalDeath88]

fucking...awesome

its pretty sad when cartoon food is better at stopping piracy then the FCC, ripping your wife in half will leave an impression.

[NerdboyFan]

lol dont pull your penis out unless you really need to.

[mf481516]

That gumdrop's muscles make me feel very inferior!

[ndlesspayn]

I HAVE BEEN BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY

[streaker213]

1 person took their penis out when they didn't need to.

[calebblack1]

don't pull your penis out unless you really need to.... GOLD BABY GOLD

[sourapplealtoid]

funny how he is shredding on the bass.

[EMASTER118]

Looks like one person sold this movie on Ebay....

[SolsolidoButcher1234]

I Agree With Joster285 that should replace the "Silence is Golden."

[izumothedragon]

1 person had their torso bitten and their lips cut off with a linoleum knife.

[zotrablue]

who disliked this ???? may candy destroy them!!!!!

[Daikaiju92]

Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease!

[idkwhattonamemyself]

Did anybody else notice the animators gave the candy box the guitar solo, but he's holding a bass?

[XionicAlex]

@idkwhattonamemyself

shhh that gum drop is gonna kill you if you dont remove that comment :3

[synnr666]

@idkwhattonamemyself If you accept the premise of a candy box can play a musical instrument, you have to forfeit your right to further criticism.

[idkwhattonamemyself]

@synnr666 I'm not annoyed by it, I just thought that it was interesting I hadn't noticed it before. Also, this sentence made barely enough sense for me to understand what you meant. If everyone is becoming so lazy about grammar, than how will I discern between natural born English speakers and Chinese people? You can't see their eyes through the internet.

[synnr666]

@idkwhattonamemyself lol.... fucking Youtube can't keep up with my typing. On behalf of Google, I apologize.

[54markl]

Be considerate of others, or die!

[1dockthorwho23]

Outrageous Love It.

[Deadpoolzilla]

why can't they show this at the start of every movie?

[sillygabbs]

@Deadpoolzilla because everyone would just go to the movies because of the opening and then leave lol o^_^o

[blindthrall]

Best part of the movie.

[symbal777]

after the song and the "presents.....this movie" bit, i knew it was a classic

[mitchgold1]

That Pretzel freakin shreds.

[ginnrollins211]

@lexluis It's a gumdrop

[princecrash05]

This is the best shit ever.

[bkzunltd00]

lol bite your torso and give you a disease. I love what that implies

[CDeeez94]

Imagine peoples' faces if this played before all the people that were watching Sex and the City.

[Misishaxi]

Why the fuck don't all theaters play this shit at the start of every film? Then people wouldn't do these fucking things.

Hell, I don't care if they stop or not. They should play it at the start of every film because it's AWESOME.

[Anticrawl]

@lexluis

A dill pickle of course!

[MrJivePirate]

0:58 for metal

[zackington]

@lexluis Its a gum drop.

[Anthony28495]

It's Brain And Scamper Show The Movie Intro

[RomanticsInc]

No better way than to start a movie this way. People will actually listen :)

[gamejunkie5101520]

...and don't pull your penis out unless you really have to.... lol I love ATHF

[joster285]

Now THAT'S how you start a movie!

[sickweirdo]

@joster285 This should be the opening to all movies instead of that lame 'silence is Golden'

[borecek999]

@sickweirdo Are you crazy? People would be so busy headbanging that they wouldn't pay attention to movie

[doomfan12345]

@sickweirdo Now THIS is how a response to a top comment should look like, not a goose chase

[PPookkiizZ]

@joster285 Hey buy tht's only for kickass movies ;) or do u wanna use it on faggity movies with faggy vamps tht shine in the sun "Cut you with a linoleum knife only for kickass movies"

[ra2yuri4]

holy shit!

[nissanguy420]

lol thats awesome, mastodon rocks!!!