Nessie
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  • LOCH NESS IS WHERE YOU BELONG

  • At 1:36 Fake because he is tooooooo BIGGGGGG for the river or lake

  • Recorded with a potato.

  • This has never been a monster but an elephant!

  • Go nessie!

  • RUN nessie

  • dont kill her

  • lise is now t my granda now the lise i saw her we he was a boy he helpt her in the water she loves fish

  • 0:27 naked man?! :O

  • guys 460 comments realy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol cool video Nessie is very smart hiding away i beleive in her noone knows whats at the bottom of the lochtheir could be mermaids down their too playing tag with Nessie but noone will capture our wee Nessie shell jump up and bite their asses before they take her alive lol

  • love the little dinosaure

  • was that jackie chan at 2:01?!

  • love song but hate video but love sea world

  • one pic waz a stick. A STICK FOR PETE`S SAKE!!! sum people are rlly hopeless

  • i have been to loch ness this is from a nessie museum next to it so this is fake

  • wow 1:13 thats a stick

  • WOWOWOWOW 1:57 SOMEBODY WOULDN'T BE POINTING THAT CLOSE TO THE LOCHNESS MONSTER IT WOULD LIKE BITE HIS FINGER OFF!!!!!!!! :(

  • DAMN ENGLISHMEN SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM NESSIE AND STOP OBBESSING ABOUT HER LEAVE NATURE ALONE SAY I IF YOU DONT WANT THOUSE ENGLISH BASTARDS TO CATCH NESSIE

  • 1:12 really? lol

  • 1:34 um thats a land dinosaur not water nice try though!

  • one is a log.Nessie must be the last of her kind.

  • @TheHannahbear1001 i think so to although it looks like lampras

  • cool........

  • You Evil Canadian Bastard!!!! Stop running the British down....; Here at Sea World we love Nessie....;

  • @Ziggyztarz canadian's arent evil!

  • The Song???

  • That picture in 0:41 is just wood!!!

  • Nessie was proved to be a fake as it wouldn't be possible for it to live in loch ness.. with the size of the thing it wouldn't have had a proper diet and would've died, some shit like that.. pretty shit that one of our biggest attractions here is a bloody pretend dinosaur out in the middle of nowhere haha, come to glasgow and you'll see more interesting things, like heroin addicts walking backwards through the city centre

  • nessie is a dinosoar that survived

  • i think shes real

  • EMPTY THE LOCH! Find nessie and and give the scottish goverment a cookie =)

  • @tyl3rD1512 yeah. scotland and the rest of the u.k. are in a struggling recession, i really think they have the money to spend in order to empty the loch. if the scottish government dont do it, why dont you jump down with a couple of hoovers.

  • I think the picture at 1:12 is real XP

    and it showes the real nessie XPP

  • @stohlii Actually the picture at 1:12 is a log. To tell you the truth I believe in Nessie. The picture at the end of this video is the real proof.

  • LMFTRO! 1.12! x

  • Dang 0:35 Is Very Convincing!!!

  • people this is fake! lock ness monster used to exsist but he is dead now he does not exsist anymore thunbs up if you believe me or thumbs down is not

  • i think she is real cause i was born in poland and when we whent to were ever its called(sry go on so many vacations so i need to know alot of languages and names so haed is booked XD)and we saw a snake like creaturemthat was small and looks like nessie but only for three seconds i wish i brought my phone....

  • no, nessie is REAL!!!!!!!!!!!! i am going to find EVIDENCE

  • @topitmunkeydog yeah i hope so..... even megalodon is real (giant shark ever!)

  • kinda like one ine phineas and ferb and DRIFTWOOD!

  • btw, i live in Scotland, and sorry to burst your bubbles but "Nessie" is not real ;)

  • @Glennosarous7 he could be but died or your not looking close enough!

  • @Glennosarous7 Well done, mate. im from scotland too. and these people are still gonna believe that nessie exists. even though there is absolutly no evidence what-so-ever. just drawings, and ridiculously photoshopped pictures. oh, and dont forget the long sticks in the current. haha yea, nessie isnt real. im not sorry to say it, im only hear to tell you its bullshit

  • @VengefulGlare thank you, when will people learn

  • my last name is Loch :D

  • i found out what he lock ness monster is from look at pic and videos. :) i know i found out

  • did u know nessi is a water dragon

  • nessi is real man and so is bigfoot. and while were at it so is aliens and werwolfs so stop fucking sayiin cryptyds are not real. the defintion of crptyds is unkonw creatures that can be fake or real. and i belive they are real

  • NESSIE 4 EVER

  • speak Spanish or kicks sonic

  • WAIT!mabey there's like a misteryous crystle at the bottom of the lake and whoever or whatever wears it will live and stay young forever and nessie found it now wears it for eternity and hides so no one will ever get the cryestle

  • The gouvernment fished up nessie because it was a failed attempt to recreate a dino

  • I like :50

  • 1:12 is clearly drift wood OR is it Nessie trying 2 confuse u

  • for all of you that argue if loch ness monster exists or not i think that the aspects are both right but the time differs.There are proofs that people who lived before were smarter (no tv,internet &better education)and they wouldnt make a legend jff.Either did they see it somewhere else or it existed.Actually all sea monsters probably existed. remember the Giant Squid?Everyone said it was a legend and now we ve seen MANY of these.wake up people the planet we live on sitll has mystery left!

  • do you know what nessie is a pleasiasuris witch are extink get it its a hoax nessie isnt real

  • @buster231000 thankyou buster thankyou!

  • fuck u BOUNTYUFC

  • Theres no such thing as the loch ness monster my old mans friend worked as a tour guide on the lake for 20 years he saw nothing everything has been exposed as a hoax....sorry to dissapoint you nessy testicle danglers

  • @BountyUFC Actually dinosaur records prove that the nessie is real.There is a dinosaur that lives in water and looks JUST LIKE nessyie

  • @wrestlingforme1 LOL thats not true! dinosaur records prove theres such thing as dinosaurs....not the loch ness sodding monster it was based on a real dinosaur...sort of but dinosaurs were extinct millions of years ago before the loch ness even existed

  • @BountyUFC Nessie might have been an egg when the dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago. The underwater picture you saw at the end of this video is prove that she exist, and she is a real plesiosaur.

  • @CaptainBones OR that could be the float they lost while recording the loch ness monster movie thingy.. it sank :P

  • Alba= the land of my adoption.

    slainte.

  • I told this story to my friend at school when it was our free time and he totally agreed that nessie exists he even hoped that nessie was a girl and nessie breeded with a male before the ice melted so that there would be more loch ness monsters XD and the picture on 1:10 looks like a tree branch with algaes covering it

  • Our beloved mama Nessie may have passed on. But she had babies! The cute little buggers learned all thier mommy's old tricks and are continuing to play them on the unworthy money hungry jerk weassels of the world. Then getting together every year on thier mother's memorial day. they swap stories about the idiots they've tricked in thier mom's name. R.I.P dear sweet Nessie ...you are missed.

  • Nessie is real people! and if u don't believe that then why did you bother clicking this video? *saying to those who dont think this is real*

  • i wanna see nessies face

  • nice song, what song is it?

  • Nessie WAS real but she died. There is a video on youtube showing her body.

  • this song kicks=)

  • nessie is real i think there have been way to many sitings of it all though half are sticks and other animals nessie is like a dinosaur that managed to survive theres prolly more than 1 loch ness monster

  • yeah she uses caves and wait!............... what if she can teleport! or maybe there is a portal or something in the loch that leads into a different demension or she can turn invisible.

  • I believe in the Loch Ness.

  • Nessie is real! I think you are awesome to post this on Youtube

  • is it fake?

  • why is he called the lochness monster?

  • cause it lives in lake loch ness loch is a scottish word for lake (i think) and its like the "monster"of scottish waters. does this help?

  • If nessie is real i think its dinosaur ^^

  • i don't, and i'm a dinosaur nerd

  • at 1:37 it is freaky!!!!1

  • THAT WAS A LOG

  • 1:12... AHHHHH! RUN AWAYYYY!

  • I <3 Nessie. Nessie is smart, she tricks those unworthy of seeing her with sticks that look like her.

  • @shard96az Totally Agree i was gonna comment something like this but you already said it so no reason to comment it anymore XD

  • @shard96az dude nessie can be a dude to

  • i went to the lake

    im from kuwait love scotland nature and music

  • yeah!? Would like to be white too, assimilated, speak with a posh accent and everything? :P

  • Can't believe this crap video has more than 400K views. It sucks.

  • So what if she had babies Jrllopez?

  • 1:12 LoooooooL

  • @ProfSucuk i knew it was a wooden monster :D

  • @ProfSucuk PMFPL x

  • ive saw one of these. (when i was high)

  • Nessie's probably dead!She was there for like more than a hundred million years! After being there for half a century,I doubt she's still alive!

  • no me gusto y rrepetiste mucho las fottos ........ asi ke 1/5

  • They say Nessie died and that they found her body. :( I wodner if she had babies

  • someone saw nessie and he didnt got a camera,so he get camera and he was trying to find nessie again,then he couldnt find it and he was so greed that he put some doll with tall neck in the water floating and he gave the picture to some people for money and now every1 belives in it cuz most of people saw what money did that man get so they tryed same thing and then over and over again,so for 1000 years people will do the sam thing,and everyone will think that nessie is real

    btw i belive in nessie

  • 1:56 lol elifant! XD

  • You do realise 'Nessie' was actually a circus elephant that was trained to swim... someone Scotsman' happend to see it and called it a 'monster' It was proven on the news years ago...

  • and i bet thell hunt for her babys

  • i cant belive that some people hunt down nessie

  • you guys dont know that nessie is fake you know how deep the loch is?? She could be anywhere dicks

  • Nessie is an inigma

  • i belive to

  • I believe

  • bugsd4 is right, but i dont think nessi is the last one there still some in the oceans u can see some videos and pics of those old creatures in several countrys mostly after earthquakes. u guys must be so selfish and ignorants just by thinking that the only things that exists are the thinks u can see.

  • loch ness monster is real beause she was once a dino i beleave she misses her ansesters really imagine being the last human on earth with billions of dinos around wow but i think i know y nesse really hides down deep in the ocean because she does not want to be killed and her spices gone forever so she hides. really true!!!

  • im not gonna belivve in nessie untill i see it infront of me and cut his body make sure he dont get any battery or something ROFL

    buts kewl thing ;P

  • de verdad ay gente que se lo cre??

  • Nessie rocks I love her

  • nessie u mean nessies once there was many off them cuz shes a dinosaur duh

  • I like the song, name and band please

  • Mckenzies is the name of the band.

  • Song: Nessie

    Band: Real McKenzies

    Album: Loch'd & Loaded

  • lessie is a dinosaur

  • Nessie is fake to me unless i see some solid evidence. It'd be awesome if it was real, but it's not.

  • nessies in the lochh :))

  • nessie is your mom dude, don't cry.

  • the sad thing is that if it realy wusz tha last 1 it would be dead by now :(

  • The important, is to believe!

    You believe in all, is the only way for being happy!!

    ..Come on Nessie come on, Loch Ness is where you belong

  • oh my god this candadian thinks nessy is fake! and he claims to lsiten to my music, thats it i am going to devote the rest of my life to proving nessy is real... REAL!

  • Nessie isn't fake and I'm a American

  • que pendejada putos puuuuuttttoooossss

  • AT 1:14 IT IS CLEARLY A LOG so stop trying to pose it as one but stil lmfao on this video keep em comin these r good

  • us amercans thought it was a elefant how there arnt any there

  • 1:09 uhhhh DUH thats a stick

  • 1:09 Woa! Is That A Real Life.. Stick!?

  • I believe in nessie but this video isnt convincing lol.

  • I dont believe it.

  • Nessie is so real these pictures proove it. If there is a picture it is 100 percent true

  • The picture you see at 1:30 is 100# true. Not only it proves that Nessie is real. It aslo proves that Nessie is a plesiosaur.

  • what's a plesiosaur?

  • Plesiosaur (n.)

    1. A dinosuar from the Mesozoic era of the dinosaurs that swam in the ocean. It has a long neck, fins, and a short tail.

    :)

  • the tunes bullshit

  • is that an animal or what

  • If you like this music you'll probobly like The Briggs, Flatfoot 56, and Dropkick Murphys.

  • The song is Nessie by The Real McKenzies. Great fucking band. Look up their songs Smokin' Bowl and Pour Decisions too.

  • i like that sOng!!!

  • what song is this? its' good

  • The world famous LOCH NESS MONSTER was a long necked Plesiosaurus or a larger and longer Elasmossaurus they were two sea dominant large carnivore predators that is the closest parent or relative of Nessie.

  • i live there i wont spoil it though haha

  • 2:02 ????

  • What's that song called?

  • these do really exsixct people c(:

  • yep supposebly there was a dionsaur that looked alot like it i forgot the name tho p sumting

  • Plesiosaurus.

  • 1:13 is a wooden stock...

  • Yup

  • i believe in noch less i dunno really y, but i think tht "monster" is dinosaur, ppl shouldnt try to kill it, i believe in nessie:)

  • i do believe in the loch ness monster or there is something else there are many more creatures that we dont know about i know that for sure

  • im a believer, i do believe nessie, i will find you somewhere. i will find a picture that does not look like a tree branch or rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • real mckenzies!!!!!

  • I belive why dosent anyone else?

  • fake enough

  • what doses a naked bitch with tits got eneything with loch ness monter? but i like pawn and tits =]

  • i been to scotland, i went to the lake, there is such thing as the lochness monster, I SAW IT.its huge and its scary as hellllllll watch my video! its real !!

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  • wow I was obviously joking you fucking prick, go suck a penis please. I was only trying to get more channel views you ASS HOLE

  • 1:10 <----- its just a tree in the water....

  • SONG?????????  i beleve in nessie and im proud

  • 0:15 nessies sick!

  • 1:12 is just a frekin log!!!!!!

  • it is a log

    lol

  • But its a cool log that looks like nessie!

  • i think that a lochness monster is a dino that didnt go extinct like most of the others.example1 an alligator is a dino

    example 2 a crock is a dino

    example3 a lochness is a dino

  • just what i think its good to see someone agrees

  • Example 4: Search for the Frilled Shark on Youtube. They claim it's a living fossil, so why wouldn't "Nessie" be actually a Pleistosaur (or something)

  • The video is just about the song, nobody wants to hear your senseless discussions

  • I've been trying to tell that to these cryptozoology experts but they just don't wanna listen. We should start looking up serious Nessie videos and leaving posts about punk rock! lol

  • tourist campaign

  • unfourtunantly for believers, all monster are permanantly blurry its just how they are its physycly impossible to capture a picture of loch ness or anything like that without it being messed up sorry people not even your brand new camera will work.

  • Go find a nessie footage video to debate your shit!!!! This comment section should be for punk fans and punk fans only. Go fuck yourself.

  • That's because the depths of LochNess is murky. The unusual murky darkness made it impossible to see Nessie clearly. That's why the plan to find her by using submarines that had TV cameras in them was a failure.