Consuming DOB's Toilet-Bombing Heart-Molester

[commissarusa]

People of the internet. This is not food. This is a crime against humanity. This is genocide in a bun.

[jakethesnake979]

How was the diarrhea?

[RPG5555]

You didn't eat the whole thing. You guys fail, I have made and eatten the whole thing once before. I should have documented it.

[bobdan103]

I'm making one of these this weekends.

[xKluuzx]

I know this might sound weird but...you now remind me of Jesse Eisenberg in The Social Network..not just

[futurevistas]

i need cpr just watching this. or a barf bag.

[CelestialObscurity]

How long did you actually end up spending on the toilet? hahaha

[KampferXeon]

I'd have to go on a 5 day diet to eat that

and it would totally kill all 5 days of not eating

[StrawPonies]

I love cracked, and Daniel O'Brian essssspecially.

[IkeofCrimea]

I just want to say that you two are true heroes among men. We are not worthy to live in your midst. The Internets belong to you.

[BloodFrost6]

The name in of itself is just diabetes inducing.

[lBATiViAiV]

i would maybe do that if it didnt have the pizza in it

[guitarherownz]

I think calling it heart rapist makes it a whole hell of a lot funnier! ;D

[ph43rd37h]

A taco and cheese taquito? Memetic mutation taken to a new low.

[ratchet1215]

@ph43rd37h That's the flavor: taco-and-cheese.

[ph43rd37h]

@ratchet1215 Not what I meant. From TvTropes: "Sociologists notwithstanding, on the Internet, a 'meme' ... is usually described as a catchy derivative of some aspect of pop culture, parodied and repeated to the point that its origins and original meaning become muddled and completely mutilated beyond any point of recognition or humor." Basically, what I was saying is that the fact that the corndog has been substituted for something worse is a natural part of memetic mutation.

[ratchet1215]

@ph43rd37h durrrrr stop use big wrrds

[ph43rd37h]

@ratchet1215 I can't help it. it's a disease :<

[vlaflipgast]

man i want to taste it ><

[sd3f4gh5jk67]

hahahahahaha have fun with death at 40 if u keep eating these

[lzrdexprt]

Creator's Note: This actually took about 20 minutes to film. I'm surprised Jamie was able to cut it down to 8.5

[lava322]

I am so doing this next year.

[cybenddragon]

How many grams of trans fat, I wonder? I'll bet it's around twenty. Also, Ratchet, you were very entertaining, I love you!

[TrueLegend47]

thanks,now i know how to commit suicide :)

[DBLKWZY]

hahaha stoned much??

[Victoriottebol]

Wow, it looks so f***ing disgusting xD That's really a heart molester

[makakogordo]

hahaha you actually did it! I salute you sir.

[thespoky45guy]

thats epic

[simpsonsfreak17man]

You're my hero. <3

[jaykuhz]

You should eat this shit when you're high hahahaha

[saberdrummer12]

2000+ calories.I love you ratchet.

[jrsharifi]

Have fun shitting fire!!

[ratchet1215]

@jrsharifi And sweating poop.

[guitarherownz]

@ratchet1215 Lmfao, everyone sounds like they're saying "IT'S IN!!!" when he puts the taquito in the bun XD

[4ourOne6ix]

I love you rachet, I think I could enjoy watching you do anything XD

[Kluuz]

107 Grams of FAT???! OMG 5 GRAMS OF SODIUM LOL

[CannibalShadow]

My heart hurt just watching that.

[chris146992]

r u brothers?

[ratchet1215]

@chris146992 No, it's my friend Randy.

[IElrekkaI]

Fucking lol'd

[wolfthing11]

over 2000 calories, LOL

[KampferXeon]

@wolfthing11 over 9000!!!

[VGZombie]

Stomach suicide.

[yaktoleft13]

Outstanding

[JuhaLaserr]

I'm hungry. 

[orimarc]

Thank you for eating this so nobody else has to.