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  • I will keep this man in my prayers sincerely. Jesus bless.

  • @TheCozmikTruth Did I sneeze?

  • @eddygoombah Sorry about seeming brash before but from one rational person to another I think it would be best to put our own politics aside and become friends? Don't you agree? I believe that if your heart is pure and your intentions are pure then sure lets become friends! As long as you have my own and others best interests in your heart. Sorry if I seemed brash earlier lol.

  • @JamesRideout123 I do not agree. I am not here to make friends. Your heart is an organ that pumps oxygenated blood through your circulatory system. It's not a realm for a basis of purity and morality. If your beliefs are true, then hey will stand up to scrutiny on their own merits. If your beliefs do not fit with with observed facts, then don't get insulted when people think you are insane. It has nothing to do with friendship, it has everything to do with tolerance of ignorance... I have none

  • @eddygoombah I'm sorry you feel this way sir.

  • My ears are fucking bleeding.

    Kent Hovind is a con artist, liar, and not a doctor.

  • @radioactiveego Woah, unnecessary asshole alert!

  • It's ironically comic that you sought to mock Kent Hovind with a video that you could even make with basic sound. I'm laughinig, but not at Kent.

  • @dyingtodeath When I made this video 4 years ago, it had a real audio track. However, when YouTube made one of it's updates a year back, the sound on this and a couple other vids were destroyed. However, I wanted to keep it because I didn't want to lose the comments made below.

    So again, you have the entire thing wrong. This is like a bad habit for you.

  • @eddygoombah understandable. Excuse me, then.

  • You look fairly old in this video here. I'd think someone of your age would be more mature than this but since you made this video anyways I'd just like to say if you're going to spew your immature insults, that no one cares about, towards Kent Hovind all over Youtube, please at least buy a video camera that can actually record you.

  • @guitardrummer321 You should try knowing something about your target before you attack him. Try actually checking out my channel

  • @guitardrummer321 I care, and I like the song. It's more truthful than Kent Hovind's claims to have taught high school science for 15 years when he hasn't a single accredited science qualification, so was only able to appear at a private Baptist school, and also one he set up himself. Also the song's lyrics are much more varied than Kent's Mantra.... Bible says..... Bible says..... Bible says.......

  • You are willing to accept a god, just not the god of the Bible. Let me ask, if there is a god would the Genesis account be impossible for him/her to create? Maybe it is you who is putting limitations on god, by saying he/she wouldn't use that method. You will also accept life being seeded by "aliens"... by the way, what proof do you have for aliens? Home videos, Star Trek, been abducted? Something is really wrong with you...it's called SIN and you need Jesus.

  • @AsaphProject wait, let me get this straight. In your previous comment, you accuse me of blowing off people who ask "reasonable" questions, and that I act like I know everything....

    and then you make THIS comment?!

    are you for real?

    wow hypocrisy fail!

  • @eddygoombah ...and there's your answer folks... that's how life began.

  • @AsaphProject I never claimed I know how life started. No one who is in any way objective and honest would. Anyone who claims to know how life began in any certainty is just trying to sell you something. stop suggesting my position is anything otherwise.

  • @eddygoombah You say that, but I have seen countless articles, documentaries, etc. with reputable scientists claiming that we "know" how life began. These scientists also believe in evolution. For me to believe in the evoluiton of life I must first be shown that it is possible to obtain life naturally. I would say God, you would scoff at "faith", I ask you for scientific proof, you scoff at my lack of faith in what, as you said, cannot be proven. I'm looking for answers, not arguments.

  • @AsaphProject You do know that what a few scientists say and what science says can differ, right. Also, simply saying that countless articles, documentaries..etc does not make it so. No wonder you believe in creationism.

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  • @CarajilloDulce What or who is "Science"? You say Science admits this, is that all scientists or a select group, if so who makes that selection? The average person is not going to have an advanced degree in Astrophysics or Cosmology, so they are going to get their information from documentaries like NOVA or the History Channel. School textbooks also influence thousands of children eveyday, and I assure you that these sources claim "Science" has proven far more than 10% concerning origins.

  • @AsaphProject Various scientific methods have been used to look progressively deeper into the very fabric of the universe, from the microscope to the particle accelerator, from defining molecules, and splitting atoms, to colliding particles at incredible speeds to see what, if anything they're made of. Theories developed from these investigations are claimed by those responsible, to explain the nature of no more than 10% of universal matter; the rest is termed "dark matter" and unknown.

  • @AsaphProject It's hard to go into great detail within the 500 character limit of these response boxes so in my last post I tried to give you a rough idea of what I mean by science only understanding at best 10% of the nature of the fabric of the universe. We understand how for example a door functions, and give a name to the materials from which it is made, but if we explore more deeply into the nature of those materials we enter a very mysterious "quantum" world which struggle to understand.

  • @AsaphProject Ultimately we admit the limits of our understanding, which is fine. It will obviously take the human race a lot more investigation over a lot more time to work out the nature of ourselves and the universe of which we are a part. There's no shame in admitting that we do not know things. As for those claiming to have divine knowledge of it's nature as Kent Hovind does with his catch phrase "Bible says.....", I simply find that arrogant and a little stupid. He's just preaching.

  • @AsaphProject Science admits overall that we do not understand over 90% of the fabric of the universe, and in absolute terms we have no idea how life got started. The only people saying that they know for sure are those religious types who claim divine knowledge that a supernatural deity did it. Rather an arrogant statement considering we basically know nothing about the origins of life, the universe, or anything.

  • And I'm not gonna listen to how just saying calling names at Kent. Just shows me how immature he is. Maybe when he actually grows up and post some actual info rather then this stuff in a nice formal way. Then I'll listen. For now he is just some retard spewing some random bullshit.

  • @Anonymus5678 wah... wah... wah...

    do you also get upset at Tina Fey for not actually making a sound and reason argument against Sarah Palin when she lampoons her?

    satire! Get to know it!

  • @eddygoombah As far as that goes its just a joke and i could care less about it. How'd we get into politics anyway?

  • @Anonymus5678 we're not talking politics, I just posed an example of someone using satire. The reason her skit is funny, is the same reason this is song is funny. It sophomorically satirizes a target personality, in this case, a known douche bag perpetuator of scientific illiteracy and tax felon Kent Hovind. If there is anyone more deserving of a satirical jab, I don't know who.

  • @eddygoombah Well I find this song to not be funny at all probably because of the constant use of vulgarity and name calling. Its true that her skit is funny and may deserve some laughs but I'm happy that the it does it in a more mature way rather then this video. Anyway I'm still up for politics, sounds like a great idea of something to bring to this thread, lol.

  • @Anonymus5678 well then that is a subjective issue on your part, all you need to do is not watch the video.

    It's that easy!

  • @eddygoombah I don't think its a subjective issue, i see videos like yours and comments like yours all the time. Its practically unavoidable. Not just here, not just on youtube but everywhere. I'm not taking the worst comments out of every thread and video. Like I said before it shows alot on the atheist community. Anyway mate if you do decide to make another video I would appreciate some logical and mature info,

    no name calling too. Maybe then me and probably more people will watch your videos.

  • @Anonymus5678 next time you make a comment like that, make sure you check out more of my videos rather than assuming that this is all i do.

    and it is a subjective issue. Unless you are confusing subjectivity with something else that has nothing to do with it.

  • @eddygoombah Based on this video which was the first one i saw of you it definitely shows alot about you. Even if it was the first one or the 10th video I saw of you i would still be very offended/angry at the way it was presented and the content. As far as this being a subjective issue you may be right there friend. I guess i was just trying to say that the subject of this video may be broader then just hating on God and someone who speaks and thinks of him. I will watch more videos of you.

  • @Anonymus5678 Who said that this video talks about hating god? I beg to differ.

    and if you think for one reason that kent speaks for your god... then I really don't know what to say other than that you should probably rethink your priorities a bit.

  • @eddygoombah Honestly these lyrics just seem so utterly hateful. I don't really know much about Kent, except that the is someone who speaks of God. You may be right on the fact that he does abuse religion but i can't really speak any more on that having no prior knowledge of him. This video is still obviously directed against religion as well as your channel. Even if he is someone who may have abused religion that much. Having said that we all have our own opinions.

  • @eddygoombah Someone's out there lampooning Sarah Palin! Surely not; she's the most intelligent hockey stick wielding Mama grisly bear that ever lived. (She is alive right?).

  • Wow looking at all these people talking about god and spewing all these frankly "retarded" comments. Why should i listen to some guy talking about ass rape and just random shit. Just shows how some atheists can be. Spew random shit. I'm not saying that all of you are immature and just stupid with this crap. All I'm saying is that you should seriously grow up and post some actual info.Thats when I'll listen. Oh yeah btw Adam and Eve is a story in the bible, it doesn't mean it happened that way.

  • The sound is messed up.

  • This is great. Love it.

  • STOP picking on Dr. Hovind! It's long been confirmed that the government falsely arrested him! He was framed and jailed because he was speaking the truth for Jesus! Our government is SATAN run and Hovind was a target! The government is afraid of Dr. Hovind Just as the SA government was afraid of N. Mandella! I thank you Jesus for Brother Kent and pray that your hand of protection be upon him during these times of prosecution!

  • yaaa love the song

  • lol you need some education. Yah we evolved from a rock millions of years a go lol wait for it fairy tale time " millions of years ago" aka long ago and far away haha, by the way stick to your day time job you sound like a girl

  • @TurboGrassHopper

    and you sound like you are an uneducated ignoramus... Have fun not understanding the basic tenants of life.

  • @TurboGrassHopper here is the formula for evolution

    first you need a lot of nothing

    than you need even more nothing

    after that just throw in a whole lot of time.

    and there you have it complex life forms and something something sextillion stars from nothing, from absolutely nothing

    is that science...N.O. hahahaha

  • @djfantom205 actually, that's biogenesis, which has nothing to do with evolution...

    why don't you actually look up what the theory of evolution through natural selection actually says before you open your maw again. doing so will only help you.

  • @eddygoombah You really are a goombah... all you do is blow people off when the ask a reasonable question and act as if you know everything. You never have dealt with the question of where life came from, you say that's not part of evolution...fine, but evolution does require something to evolve. So, SCIENTIFICALLY, how did life arise? What is the proof of Biogenesis? Please don't direct me to some article elsewhere, just answer the question here, in your words. How did life originate?

  • @AsaphProject The only people I "blow off" are those that either troll, spam, or are blatantly not trying to listen. Please don't accuse me of otherwise. Regardless, evolution completely stands alone from abiogenesis (not "biogenesis") because it merely describes the mechanics behind the diversity of life, not the inception. Life could have arose a number of different ways, yet none invalidate evolution. I personally don't know how life was created, however, probability points to abiogenesis

  • @djfantom205 HAhaahha XD You forgot to mix the nothingness with stones wich emerged from hydrogen, which oooops came from nothing also... Damn you cant add more folly XD... “Do ye thus requite the LORD, O foolish people and unwise? is not he thy father that hath bought thee? hath he not made thee, and established thee?” - Deutronomy 32:6.

  • @djfantom205

    Of course evolution is scientific! You neglected to mention how the nothing exploded and made everything from the pre-loaded assortments of physical laws, elements and all the matter in the universe composed from those elements. The funny happy clouds from nowhere precipitated on the rocks and stuff and then *POOF*... nothing happened and here we are!

    Isn't it amazing to think that for all of that to happen, nothing had to nothing itself until nothing happened?

    SCIENCE RULES!

  • @Recoil816

    umm.... nothing in that mess of a comment had anything to do with the theory of evolution through natural selection. Big bang, maybe. Abiogenesis, maybe. But evolution only describes the mechanisms behind the diversity of life, that all life comes from other life, and that we are all connected.

    I have no idea what crappy web site you got the suggestion that evolution was anything else.

  • @eddygoombah

    The theory of evolution is derived from the big bang. They go hand-in-hand. Don't try the cliche cop-out argument by saying they're unrelated.

    But, onwards.

    Evolution is neato! It rained on rocks for millions of years and all the minerals and super-duper amino acids and what have you spawned life, from nothing!

    Scientists can't even begin to duplicate the evolutionary "beginnings of life" in a lab.. let alone it happening by blind luck, defying the laws of physical reality.

  • @Recoil816 they are completely unrelated fields of science. One is biology and the other is astrophysics. With respect to themselves, they are completely unrelated. Simply saying they are related doesn't make them magically so.

    but, sure... have fun ranting and blathering nonsense. You're only increasing my comment number and view hits.

    thanks!

  • @eddygoombah

    Who said anything about their scientific principles being relative? The bond between them isn't the issue; the system of belief associated with them is. Your typical, "straight from the textbook" replies only further fuel the argument that the vast majority of atheists aren't ignorant of factual, provable science.. but actually brainwashed imbeciles.

    Concerning the attention your videos get- 20 or 20,000... nobody but you cares.

    Anyways, I have to go.. grown-up stuff to do.

  • @Recoil816 Again, just because you keep saying that they are related still doesn't mean that they are... but keep trying... maybe they will, magically. Apparently, you like magic.

    Have fun doing "grown up" things... you know,like trolling pointless youtube videos...

    I'm sure you're leaving an amazing legacy for your progeny.

    :/

  • @Recoil816 and just so we are clear on how exactly evolution is not intrinsically dependent on the big bang nor abiogenesis, let me elaborate:

    1) abiogenesis is just one collection of theories regarding how life naturally came from non life on our planet. However, Life could have been seeded from an extraterrestrial source (panspermia) and used earth as a large petri dish on where to grow and evolve. No abiogenesis needed for evolution!

  • @Recoil816

    2) The "big bang" initially called the primeval atom, is the theory on how the universe could have come about in a natural way. However, it is possible that the world was created by the volition of an all powerful god, and on this world, life is free to evolve, governed by the laws that this god had put in place. No big bang needed for evolution!

  • @Recoil816 3) I find it baffling, however, that someone like you can worship god as the all-mighty creator while, at the same time, denying even the possibility (not to mention the overwhelming evidence) that god’s creation involved evolution. It is as though a person thinks that god must have the same limitations when it comes to creation as a person who is unable to understand, or even attempt to understand, the world in which we live. Isn’t that view insulting to god?

  • @Recoil816

    and finally 4) Christianity and Judaism teach that deceit is wrong. For example, the Old Testament says, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor." You really should think more carefully about what that commandment means before you go around bearing false witness against things you don't really understand yet feel it necessary to ignorantly criticize in a sophomoric tone.

    but what do I know... I'm just a "brainwashed imbecile"

  • @Recoil816 oh, and playing halo reach doesn't really constitute as doing "grown up stuff".

    just sayin'

  • (From Eye2EyeIIIV, whom u blocked):

    "(The facts):

    You BLOCK those whom disagree with your video which just spews out nothing but slander, rudeness, and things that are not true. Just because YOUR video is at the top of the list when people type in "Kent Hovind" doesn't mean that you're "right & reasonable" especially when you're no scientist, but an activist.

    ps: you just blocked me because u KNEW i just stated the obviou in the best way it COULD be stated, didn't u.

  • @fortruth8989 and oh look... eye2eye is spamming my channels...

    and you wonder why I blocked you...

    clue fail.

  • why do u sound like ur 15?

  • @TheBlueGoldenHawk

    it's the way I sing... Is there a problem with it?

  • lol the bible is totally bullshit

    bible=fake

  • Hey, the prison-bitch comments are out of line. Don't celebrate a nonviolent offender going to a federal prison. I'm a skeptic and an atheist. Hovind was a fool with PhD from a degree mill, and *all* young-earth creationists are deluded. Still, I went to a Christian high school (long story) and he came to speak twice. He's really not malicious, and actually is friendly and approachable in person. He doesn't deserve to be brutalized in prison. Also, OP bonus for "fucktard", my favorite expletive.

  • @vau0807 lots of people go to jail for things they didnt do. and the get raped. My uncle went to jail for 4 years before he had a re-trial. If he goes to jail for something he did he should get all the punish. That includes taking some black dude named molly's dick

  • @BladedArrowTBGamer You need to *stop and think* about what you are posting. Because your uncle was persecuted, that means Kent Hovind should be raped in prison for tax evasion? Besides, prison rape was never intended to be part of the prison experience. That's like saying that date rape is just part of the dating experience; eh, get over it. And what's with the "black dude" comment? Does it titillate you more than if the assailant is white? Seriously, you've stepped over enough lines already.

  • @vau0807 well date rape is part of the dating expierence when you date someone who is crack head. Certain thigns happen because of the enviroment. In jail rape is a form of dominace not pleasure. If you go to jail (and if you went to jail for something you did). The reason i said black is because the number one ethnicity is african american. Thats just a fact. So in saying he got raped by a black dude is just stating the most possible outcome (and cuz black dudes has huge dickzzz)

  • @BladedArrowTBGamer Rape is "part of the dating experience"? If that's the way you think, it's no wonder you have criminals in your family. You are *way* more messed up than Kent Hovind, no matter what he believes or how much he owes in back taxes. Also, you're a little too interested in black-on-white sexual assault. Any personal experiences that you'd like to share with the group, hmm?

  • @vau0807 Alright if your dating a crazy crack head you will prob get raped. By the way my uncle was proved innocent. He isnt a criminal (go the American justice system). You seem to be too obsessed in defending kent. Does he give you a raging hard on? Any personal experiences with him?

  • @BladedArrowTBGamer You've established one fact with complete certainty: you are obsessed with black dicks. And rape. And I'm still trying to figure out how your uncle being falsely accused of a crime would justify brutality in prison. I'm also struggling to understand where you get the idea that brutality in prison is part of the prison experience. Apparently, trouble with the law is part of your family's experience, but how does that justify prison and/or date rape?

  • @vau0807 If you dont think dominance isnt a part of prison. Then you are very mistaken. The whole hierarchy of prison is based on power and dominance rape is tool they use. I never said anything that justified rape or date rape. I simply stated that it was going to happen

  • Kent Hovind is so hilarious.

    He doesn't even know the bare fundamentals of biology or any science for that matter.

    It is actually on the level of comedy for an educated person to listen to him speak. :)

    Did he meet this guy playing the guitar in prison? He looks like another jail-bird.

  • Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

    You're Kent Hovind's lover from jail aren't you! You're the one he sodomised like a little school-boy in the showers!

    Sick bastard.

  • oh sorry thought you were a creationist until I listened to your song.

    Good song. Love it.

  • this is depressing, another victim of brainwashing.

  • @Kristrat playing a silly song about a douche bag means that I'm a victim of brainwashing?

    lol

  • WHOA you look nothing like what I imagined you to look like from hearing your voice in the animated version

  • Больной на голову.

  • excellent tribute for Kent and I certainly hope he's getting a lesson in gay manners... prison-style

  • I feel sorry for you, man. Learn to tolerate other people's views.

  • are you married? i doubt it!..you have so much time to hate someone? your sad ugly. and have nothing going for you.....your must be really cool. it,s sad to see people like you

  • My post-fiesta flatulence sounds better than this douchepool of a song.

    This is truly pathetic.

    lol

  • @Recoil816

    you're more than welcome to write and record your own song on video and then we can all be the judge

  • @eddygoombah

    I have better things to do with my time than insult people for their beliefs on youtube, where all the cool people obviously hang out.

  • @Recoil816

    and yet here you still are... can you feel the irony?

  • @eddygoombah

    Yes, 4 weeks later, countless days of work & family time after my initial comment I finally reply. The irony of my obvious addiction to youtube reverberates infinitely. Try again.

  • @Recoil816 Or you could just ignore this page entirely if you hate it so much. It takes much less of an effort, believe me.

  • @eddygoombah Maybe you could apply your own advice to yourself and ignore creationism, and all of it's followers altogether. Since you apparently hate the idea of God so much, that might be a better solution than your poorly conceived crybaby-fest of a song, aimed at insulting a man you don't even know.

    Take what I say with a grain of salt my friend. After all, I am one'uh them darn creationists, and my 'pinion don't mean'tu much.

  • @Recoil816 the second they stop trying to treat their delusion as science, and discontinue their attempts at trying to push their ideologies in public school science classes, then I will "ignore creationism".

    until them I will fight their deep desire to create scientific illiterates

  • @Recoil816 Assclowns like you have been responsible for dumbing down textbooks in American schools for pretty much my entire adult life because you insist that the fables of ancient goatherds be taught as reality. Fools like you are responible for destroying my country and ensuring that, in the global marketplace, we will be left behind to rot in our own crapulence. Thank you so bloody much!

  • @eddygoombah

    Finally, 4 weeks after my initial reply I forego my normal life filled with work, family, etc. so I can continue this stimulating conversation. The irony of my youtube addiction reverberates infinitely. Try again.

  • @Recoil816 Besides that you have an astounding channel full of vids, most of them with you performing amzing songs that will be seen for further generations as masterpieces of a genius, so that helps your credibility and backs up your expert composer awarded opinion on the issue... ops, sorry, your channel is empty, my mistake XD Something tells me that your opinion about the song is not based on performance etcetera but the lyrics... come on sunshine admit it... XD

  • good song, i PRAY that you dont have to sing it to yourself in HELL.

  • Nice comment. I hope you aren't as much of a douche in real life.

  • @AnswerWithTruth Interesting variation on Pascals Wager. Perhaps you should spend more time praying that you haven't chosen the wrong god.

  • Your God is an asshole.

  • That would be cool if Kent Hovind converted to atheism in prison and then started to teach evolution after he got out of prison.

  • @0100111001000011 Kent is singularly unqualified to teach about evolution, regardless of his religious views.

  • The mystery of spiritual feelings is so great many people cannot leave it. Kent Hovind doesn't even believe what HE says. Some of the things he says are so clearly false that he cannot possibly believe them, I mean not even the shitty rhetoric, but the info itself sometimes. He claims Islam was a plot by the Roman Catholic Church to control the Holy Land. Yeeeeahhhh... >.>

  • @BlueWaveOfLight

    he said WHAT?!

  • @eddygoombah I believe you will find that conspiracy theory in Kent's "dissertation."

  • Dude how old are you? you look old enough to be my dad why are you wasting your life go start a family how do you expect me to belive that kent hovind is the f***tard when theres people like you in this world, do you know there is more proof of creationism than evolution, do you know that everything that revelation predicted is slowly happening, Wake UP, God servents have always been persecuted by people like you even in the bible so go ahead and make another youtube video

  • @dennisrussian

    Nice, I love how a young earth creationist who believes in a 6000 yr old earth, new world order conspiracy theory, and no real concept for science is telling me that I am wasting MY life.

    hypocrisy FAIL

  • @eddygoombah

    l.You rule goombah!im still gonna make that tribute of you with oba loompas one of these days.

  • I have to agree you are wasting your life, you should be making WAY more music videos on here that I can put on my iPod and listen to when I work out!  :)

  • @dennisrussian HI Mr. "I'm young so the world is my fuckin' oyster." Here's some advice for you: get your head out of your ass and go learn something and get some experience in life before expressing opinions on how someone else chooses to spend their life. Here's another idea: go learn what Biblical scholars say about Revelations and why your statement is several magnitudes beyond ignorant.

  • Lol. Thats all I have to say to your comment

    lol

  • hovinds word is the truth? why dont you watch some of the videos dubunking him, and his bullshit unscientific claims. not one of his "theories" still hold water. a good skeptic gives both sides of the controversy equil time, and then critically comairs the evidence presented. but you wont do that, will you? you dont want to find out that your whole worldview is based on lies and misinformation. have fun living in ignorate bliss.

  • This is a childish way to prove anything. Dr Kent Hovind reveals the stupidity of Evolution and since you don't know how to protect it anymore, you just attack the person by making stupid songs. Its God speaking to you through him, You can ignoor it all you want, but I feal really sorry for you. I cant imagin how you will feal when you stand before the all mighty God and realize that you have ben fighting him all your life when he was trying to warn you that you are going the wrong way.

  • @AmbassadorsTV

    yay! copy paste is FUN!

  • @AmbassadorsTV "Dr" Hovind is an assclown who could not pass a 7th grade science class. His "dissertation" is one of the funniest damned things I have ever read, and if YOU take the guy seriously, then you too are a scientifically illiterate buffoon.

  • @AmbassadorsTV "Dr." Hovind is no more qualified for a doctorate than my fatassed cats. Dont believe me? Go read his illiterate "dissertation," which is available on-line. It is not merely an ignorant pile of poorly sorted, conspiratorial rubbish, it is downright embarrassing to contemplate that it was written by a grown man.

  • Love it XD

  • Awesome. One of my friends is tweeting a commentary on Hovind's thesis as I listen to your song. Kudos.

  • 4/5 stars great music but out of sinc.

  • That's not really my fault

  • Sorry, i like the one with animation better..

    The music is better too according to MY ears :D

  • you're aware that this was made as a quick little ditty right after I wrote it, and the cartoon version, like all songs vigilantly pined over in a studio like I did, will sound much better because I can layer many different instruments, have the appropriate levels, master it properly, and can take take after take until I get the track right. also this was recorded with the camera's mic, and the cartoon version used a Rode NT1-A. so I am confused as to why you would think this should sound better

  • I prefer this version, personally :P

  • Yeah, I understand your confusion Eddy my friend, its because I cant spell a correct english sentense... I think the other is best, this one is cool, but bad Quality... regardless you have a AWESOME! voice

    Sorry for my spelling, sir Didnt mean to confuse you just before the weekends like this :D

  • You anti God people get it out of your systems. write little homosexual songs and tease like children while you can because If the Bible is correct, you will spend eternity wishing you were the fantastic Kent Hovind. ps - you're all nerds.

  • Spoken like a true troll. Well done. And since when is making fun of a creationist "anti-god"?

    Methinks thou protests too much

  • @dudsbalboa "fantastic" Kent Hovind? Ahahahahahahhahaha! Go check out Kent's "dissertation." It is now on-line and is such an illiterate piece of drivel that it wouldn't pass muster as a junior high term paper.

  • 1) Evolution is not "anti-God" any more than gravity is. Most Christians accept the fact of evolution.

    2) Hovind is a con artist and a tax fraud. Why are you supporting a convicted criminal?

  • This is definitely my favorite version!

  • all u damn evolutionist do is try to prove how God did it. i honestly think u guys r just mad cuz you'll never know. u just come up with these ridiculous ideas of how the world was created. when one theory gets old u come up with a new one. i dont hate people that believe in evolution i just wish they would stop always thinking they know everything. look, the bible may not be right either. but over half of the world believes that we come from God. and i bet over half the world is wrong right?

  • over half the world thinks we come from god... that's great and everything, but so do evolutionists.

    I hate to burst your tirade bubble here, but understanding the concept of evolution through natural selection as it pertains to modern biology does not make you an atheist

    in other words atheism has nothing to do with evolution. Evolution says nothing about the creation of life.  It merely describes the natural mechanism behind the diversity of life.

    So you're frustrated over nothing here

  • see: argument ad populum

    you can find it under logical fallacies.

  • I HATE YOU!!!! I have constantly had this song in my head since I heard it a month ago!!!! LOL

  • LOL, awesome.

  • Here is a bit of the latest letter, I found, produced by Kent Hovind in federal prison:

    "They still wont let my wife visit so please pray for this as well. I do feel a little like Job these days. :) God has been good. Im rested, in shape, tan, well-fed, sage, and real ready to get back out preaching! Jesus is coming soon so keep going full blast!" :)

  • Jesus Manuel de Guerrero, a member of a violent Mexican drug gang, is Kent Hovind's cellmate. Jesus was pounding Hovind in the ass as he wrote the later, that's what he meant with "coming soon"

  • The "keep going full blast!" just makes your comment all the more hilarious.

  • Hovind is anything but Job. Poor old Job did nothing wrong and didn't deserve what God did to him. Kent on the other hand is, in the words of eddygoombah, a fucktard and deserves everything that's coming to him and more.

  • All of you will stand before God on judgment day and account for what you've said and done. Hovind will too, but I don't see how he's hurt anyone.

  • I guess you don't care about stealing from the govenment or scientific illiteracy. Oh well. Sucks for you.

  • I do not believe your fairy tale is real.

  • We will also stand before Allah and every other judgmental deity so in the end everyone is going to hell.

    As for Hovind unless you consider lying to people, cheating them out of ther money, and trying to persuade them to eat cyanide, as well as generally disobeying both God and Jesus to be harmful, then no, he's done nothing wrong.

  • again RHYMEMAIDEN1 in one of your previous comments you have still stuck with original sin thought even though i have tried to correct you on the stance.

    i think you are suggesting that creationists are able to be evolutionists. that isn't possible. would you still be considered an evolutionist if you did not adhere to the doctrine of evolution? just because you identify yourself with something doesn't mean you are a part of it. there are certain qualifications for someone to be something

  • evolution isn't an ideology you dolt. It is the natural mechanism behind the diversity of life. It is the cornerstone of modern biology. It isn't a belief system. The fact that you are confusing it for one is a testament to your complete and absolute misunderstanding of not only the theory of evolution through natural selection, but of the fundamental facets of baic science.

  • It,s a religion.

  • that's right, the cornerstone to modern biology is a religion...

    *facepalm

  • i don't quite grasp what you are saying. so please expand.

    but let me ask this at least. how many hours have you studied the bible? have you taken bible classes? personal study, group study? how much have you actually studied rather than taking verses out of context from what you hear off of atheist sites?

    i have taken science throughout my whole school career up to i think my last year of high school. so it's not like i haven't heard of science or studied it at all.

  • "i have taken science throughout my whole school career up to i think my last year of high school."

    either you had a bad teacher, or you didn't really pay attention. Simply sitting in a class room doesn't mean you understood the criteria.

  • Or he was in an American public school.

  • so what? I am a proud graduate of an american public school. More likely he is the product of home schooled indoctrination

  • No, I don't think that's the case, he IS able to read.

  • It doesn't matter how many hours you study the bible. The immoral, barbaric things that you see quoted on atheist websites are still in the bible, they are still immoral and barbaric in context, they don't go away, and they aren't superseded. There are, for example, multiple verses endorsing slavery, even in the new testament. Never once does Jesus bother to mention, "Yo, guys, it's kind of wrong to own another human being, so stop buying and selling people as merchandise, thanks"

  • ahh, but you see, dear federalD, you need to read the bible with "an open heart to god"... which is just a load of BS saying that if you believe it is true, then it makes more sense than looking at it through a skeptic's eyes...

    which basically means, "don't question it, just absorb"

  • well, if you don't believe me shall we have a short bible study here?

    i think it's not fair that (i can't say most but i will say most of that i have seen discrediting God) atheists say that certain individuals credentials are not up to par to understanding evolution yet they turn around and pretend they are theologians and understanding the bible completely. they have no theological credentials or training either. (although i don't really care for them either.)

  • so, you're not going to defend your stance? you would just rather make an argument to ignorance?

  • Why do you presume that acceptance of evolution as a valid explanation of biodiversity is synomous with atheism? Evolution has nothing to say about the existence or nonexistence of a deity. As I previously implied, you might just as well argue that acceptance of the hydrologic cycle is tantamount ot atheism. You might as well argue that acceptance that the Earth is a tiny speck in a vast universe is tantamount to atheism.

  • thanks eddygoombah, that's actually encouraging to me.

  • taking a fable too seriously is encouraging to you?  wow

  • RHYMEMAIDEN1, the bible clearly teaches that you individually as a person are condemned for your own sin. And everyone else. For your choice, your willingness to trespass something that you knew was wrong and did it anyways. Your conscience beared witness that whatever you did was wrong but you did it WITH the knowledge you had. Therefore by your own standard, you are judged. Instead of quoting different views of the bible and trying to put it in a nutshell, try actually reading it yourself

  • "try actually reading it yourself "

    uh oh... koinoniatyler...

    you just opened up a can of worms...

  • Thanks. Try ACTUALLY responding to ME next time. Actually, I have read your holy book and unlike you, I actually comprehended what it said.

  • ACTUALLY!

  • If god didn't want Adam and Eve partaking of the tree of knowledge, why do you suppose he placed where they could partake of it? he's god, he can do anything. And since he's god, and presumably knows everything, why didn't he KNOW Adam and Eve would partake of the fruit? And if he did know, why didn't he take steps to prevent it from happening? And why did he create the snake? And why did he let the snake in the garden? And how come he didn't know the snake would tempt Eve?

  • Science can discern between sheep & goat physically but not spiritually. The snake & the tree were all part of the plan. The Alpha Omega, remember your fantasy religion of evo has no begining or end. The tree & the snake made provision for choice, if not we would all be robots. Did you have to evolve brain space to digest this writing?, if not you have capacity. If you have capacity, beyond your control this implies design not chaos & the tard fairytale of once apon a time there was a big bang