Max Koch's JACKASSWORLD MYSTERY BOX (NSFW)

[draussie]

Max you deserve it you great big funnyman you. Although if one of those crazy fuckers had pooped in that box and disguised it as a cup cake and you had a taken a bite out of it...well I think you get the picture...hahaha...actually, you did get the picture...anyway ewwwwwwwwwwww!

[496dart]

max- im looking for you doing Walken. -i hope i find it...if not im sure you can NAIL it. You are the best sir.

[AtherionTournament]

Fat addicted mother fucker

[awesomeniss23]

u scare me in a good way

[gionnan1495]

LMAO..,'shit i scratched the table'

dont worry you are not the only one thats inept when it come to shit like that i love jackass thanks for letting me know about the site

[slevinke77]

please do the impersonation of bam margera and knoxville

[BowlerHat]

Look no further than to my "Christmas Creepshow" video. - Max

[chumbels]

hearing yor natural voice after discovering your impressions , makes your impressions even more imprresive....some orginazation should give you a large chunk of money in advance of what you can do. what the fuck. christpha!!!!! christaphaaa!!!!

[DnRJackass]

my favorite word

FUCK!

[maxturtle]

Max, you need to do more Bam..

[BowlerHat]

You can COUNT on it. - Max

[DanFury1]

I physically cannot understand how you can warp your voice to mimic so many different people, like the bam margera thing, if you close your eyes there no difference, its amazing, seriously you're like a superhero or something

[luisc71492]

lmao u scratched the table..congrats by the wayy

[commentguy69]

lmao!i would of thought they send him a bomb instead of what he got or a wee-man blow up doll instead!

him and his jackass fetish!I bet his gonna go masterbate with the autograph jackass poster

[dunskie]

Congrats Max.

[crazychikn]

i would throw everything in that box in the bin

[BowlerHat]

You make me laugh. - Max

[crazychikn]

A load of millionaires supposedly thankful at your contribution to their site so they send you post it notes crappy t shirts and an autographed picture. I bet the shipping cost a lot more than the contents of the box. If I were you I would make scits portaying them as cheapskates and scrooges and demand an improved prize, make a campaign demanding a better prize, walk the streets stop traffic take hostages call in bomb threats, i would sign your petition and subscribe to your newsletter.

[BowlerHat]

Please do me a favor and put your creative mind to work in some medium you favor. I know you can do it! I wanna see what you come up with.

- Max

[toclarityweclimb]

I am pretty sure you have no idea what they've gone through to get to that status, and actually what they are still going through. It isn't your place to judge in the slightest.

Also, skit.

[NGC500]

lol, if you were a fan of them you would love the contents of that box, Crazychikn, he was fifth also, he wasnt 1st. And its not like they were giving out a fucking ferrari or something. I would love that box if i liked jackass.

[langleycad]

This is kinda off topic with this video, but I would love to see you channel Bam and his crew from Viva La Bam. Ya know Bam, Vito, Phil, and Ape(NO SKIRTS LOL), Take care!

[KremlProduction]

Whatever it is, for a fan it's a real treasure. What would u expect BTW? A goddamn Maybach or what? Dude you ain't got no point here.

[joec100]

favourite word...FUCK!..haha awesome

[guillaumesansami]

Max you are one heck of a character. I feel like I've seen you on television. I grew up watching American shows.

[txrottie]

Shit I am about to go jump off of my roof while burning my nutsack! This video just motivates the living shit out of me!!!!!

[NatashaT16]

You are my hero! I love you! :D

[MaryJaneWhatsername]

This was really exciting!! lol. I love your Knoxville shirt by the way! I wish I could've placed in that contest somehow. I love JAW! Oh, I would have hated Ehren's underwear too. NASTY!!!!! lol. "This is the best box ever!" lol. You're funny dude. I hope your wife doesn't kill you about the table!

[MrSoprano0125]

Oh man! I'm mega jealous of you! LOL!

[FlavorGodz]

Good Job Max. Now hopefully theyll know your good at doing impressions of THEM and youll be in a jackass episode with them.

[inkblack666]

talent

[spence1491]

My favorite word .... FUCK!

That was hilarious! Keep it up Max.

[PierceScan]

Max that fuckin rocks!! I have a autograph from Bam and the CKY band members. That is the sweetest box ever!! Hope you have fun.

[jackassfanumber1]

That was awesome! You'r so fucking lucky dude! From The Fire Hair Man

[sethriel]

Mr. Wine is the greatest JAW member ever. Take notes, Balsac. Awoooo!

[gazmetal]

That's cool Mr Koch! Well done!

I'm about to turn 27 but I will always be 12.

[lednighthawk]

There should be some sort of Max Koch art contest! Can you imagine a video where Max critiques viewer submissions in the persona of Andy Rooney?!

It'll give us all something to do while we wait for Max's hair to grow back!

[rubbernip]

haha.ur one funny guy max.

[NicePhotoMag]

"Oh a gray shirt! That's good!" I pee my pants a little. Hehehee.

Sweet. Congrats. Great vid.

[BowlerHat]

I KNOW YOU!!!

[MightyMaul]

my favorite word, FUCK!!!! if i see that on a car, i'll know it's max. you should've won first, ur awesome.

[tooluniverse]

Max you are the shit man.

[UnrulyH]

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! SO FUCKING RAD!!!

The BEST unboxing video EVER!!! So great!!!!

now I beg...

please please please please please please please can I have a sticker??? Preferably a FUCK sticker? Next pick would be POO. Anything else I'd be just a little less than equally as excited. Seriously though - I need one. I could die if I don't have one. I think I deserve it. It's on you now... That's all I can say.

[BowlerHat]

Next time I see you! xox

[CoreyRobertson2]

Maaaaan, 5th place? Seriously?!!? The competition was fixed! FIXED!

[SmelOdies]

Is "resting my brain" a euphemism for "growing my hair"? Also, do a Muhammad Ali impression, or a James 'Lights Out' Toney.

[HalooftheMuse]

Max, the guy you just did is one of the funniest characters i've ever seen!!! AND what you took out of the box is exactly what i got the last time i self-published...except NO teeshirt! 5***** BUDDY...GREAT JOB!!!!