VEGAN VIKING

[andreasblog21]

i am literally dying of laughter right now

[dwoodsky]

What's the music in the background while you're listing your... Excellent... Skill set?

[JerkingMyGerkin]

Nice Greg! watched the vids for like 2 years straight and then stopped. But now that you seem to be making more video's like your older ones. I'm subb'd keep up the good job. Also I appreciate all the time you spend making just simple 2-3minute videos. Glad your back :)

[TheClaireMonkey]

Nice dude I'm like 12% Norwegian too!

Jeg prøver å læ meg norsk

(I'm trying to learn Norwegian)

[6FaceDrak]

FUS RO DAH vikings didnt have black hair..they were form Norway and Sweden so they were blond, red, or brown haired. But whatever lol

[UniquenessQuality12]

wht did he say in the tree? LML

[gangsta08895]

do more vids like thisxD @Onision

[DiNoCoRnXrAwR]

Is it bad that he looks like Andrew Biersack? O.O he seriously does in this video

[ItheoristI]

This actually reminds me of the American war for Independence....

[DrDerpinstien]

is that his attempt at a skyrim helmet???

[deathmakerXD]

@DrDerpinstien its just a helmet

[gh33gddf3]

Maybe we should die? :D

[imsweeterthenthedevi]

No Top Comment? Here's my chance!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

[666midnightwolf]

i will lead u all 2 die :D YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[drgigglesdoescocaine]

was it worth the 80,000 views? XD

[666midnightwolf]

@drgigglesdoescocaine its worth more

[ducks7777]

lmfao i love when you jump into water and bushes xD it makes me almost cry because i'm laughing so hard lol keep it up onision !:)<3

[ikbenhetdatweetje1]

hahah what if this were leonidas last words XD

[666midnightwolf]

lol im the 77777th vewer

[julietate18]

@666midnightwolf good

[victoria33449]

Lol

[TheMrRubix]

FUCK! my fav part

[AvengedNinja666]

Isengard...that's Lord Of The Rings referencing there ;)

[jessicaann14]

@AvengedNinja666 :D

[klumppedidu476]

where did all of ur views go?

[spbulkley]

@klumppedidu476 I been wondering the same thign :(

[rickythegreaetist]

i feel ofended :( i come from a line of vikings

[themorbidhunger]

OMG!!! This is so awesome!!! I love the new website. Onision, you are genius. You just keep on triumphing through the hard times in ways that make me so proud. :) And oh yeah... I loved the video btw, too. lol XD

[matthewr3680]

How is he able to just randomly run into bushes and that kind of thing and not get bitten by like a snake or something?!

[dragonballzgt456]

@matthewr3680 because snakes are kinda hibernating for the winter ya know :P

[heterogeneoushuman]

Did anyone notice that he is mentaly ill in the part of 0:01 to 3:58

[bigfatmonkeyfeet12]

lol

[SupSarahxx]

OMFG 2:21 YOU LEGIT PEED WTF OMFG I DONT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS

[ladycucumberington]

that is one epic dropkick

[JOSEgotrejected]

luv that ending song not after the o-ni-si-on

[Swoopdeedoopdee]

You Go Pee Pee Go Pee Pee You Go Pee pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

[NeverForget715]

best dropkick ever

[MLGRizeX]

221 his pissing on the ground

[animekitty513]

love the massage therapist viking XD

[ThaneDoorin]

Wait. Isengard?

[MrThreemanarmy]

there called gum boots

[adrinamorones]

you live near stoner heaven

[dizzybilly717]

this may sound wrong but i wonder what or how his uncal made him injoy being ... well ... ah raped.  T_T

[SnakeeyesPR0]

this guy is in touch with nature

[punchingnuns]

The viking is by far the BEST!!!

[Cammydgaf]

Its really pretty where you live . . .

[elementbambaby123]

better art......................  fuck!

[13RandyMorgan]

@elementbambaby123 better armed*?

[elementbambaby123]

@13RandyMorgan oh lol...

[deathmakerXD]

@elementbambaby123 he said armed

[thanifex]

Go home and be a family man.

[Alfie871]

I have asma! uhhhhhhhh uhhhhh splash XD

[sweenkingandwow2]

every viking fought no one ran away :P because if they did the soldiers of their village would surely execute them -.- but greg you are awsome keep making me laugh and never stop making videos please :D

[Deadlyfartmuffin]

hes not a very good viking

[GothGamer1919]

great dropkick.

[MayaPapaya1998]

2:21 was Greg peeing????

[jackisgangs]

@MayaPapaya1998 yes yes he was

[283395]

my aunt died today, i couldnt deal with the pain.wanted anything to get it off my mind... came here, and i cracked a smile. thank you. you dont know what that means to me.

[theawesomeman899]

that gay! XDDD LOL

[supersteiny1]

This should've been the add for Skyrim xD lol jk I love Skyrim

[ThatWalkingMan115]

Legit!

[joaofwolf]

Amazing



[superwierdozombies]

Every time I have a bad day I know i can come home and watch onision. Day= Million times better!!(:

[7waystosunday]

FUCK! lol

[MariahJx]

This is the Greg i miss :D Awesome video!

[littlesevenfold]

damn Greg you can always make my day so much better :D

[xXpunkroknprincessXx]

LOVE YOOOOO!! your 2 funny :D

[BreatheMakayla97]

He lost his pants.

[xoLivBoo]

U inspired me to be a vegetarian :)

[LolzerFiction]

Damn. This SHIT you do for us! <3

[LolzerFiction]

Fucking A

[dalejrrocks100]

i dont mean to be rude by advertising on someone elsed vids but people i need your help on vid ideas meaning what i can do on the vids or vid ideas, u know, anyway please view mah channel P.S. nice vid onision

[MrSkillStreak]

Fus Ro Dah?

[TheLVG12]

omg! ur part Norwegian?! That's fucking awesome...! o_o

[littledaydreamgirl]

LOL they thought you were crazy, LOLolololol.

[effyou0]

so motivational. the prius part moved me deeply :')

[kakawkaization]

Hey Onision, hey Onision.

[MrAwesomevideogame]

haters look inside your pants then look at the dislike bar..... no difference

[NeoNanoRetard]

@MrAwesomevideogame Douche numbero dos.

[KOMPORIUS]

he said Isengard? Sauron?? waaaa

[fleurMANTIS]

I'm Swedish, and I find this hilarious. Get a sense of humor, pussies.

[feverfan420420]

@fleurMANTIS is it true you have a lot of windmills and wore wooden shoes and ate lots of cheese? or am I thinking of Holland?

[fleurMANTIS]

@feverfan420420 You're thinking of Holland. Sweden is known for prostitutes, awesome meatballs, vikings, and lots of sex-related-things. :)

[ch349]

Omg he pissed himself O.o

[Bkrayzaythetrollolol]

hey asshole do u realise that you pissed ALOT of ppl off with this? i dnt think u realise that Viking is a heritage that there are still ppl in the world who are of this decent and find this fucked up think before u record u dumbshit

[MeKyleProductions]

@Bkrayzaythetrollolol hey asshole, take a joke. it's not like no one in this world gets made fun of and onision is the only person who JOKES about the STEREOTYPES of a culture... have you watched TV at all, races, people, cultures get made fun of it is part of being human dipshit

[SkullsSean]

@Bkrayzaythetrollolol sup faggot, wanna learn how to take a joke? don't forget mommy looks at your history, kid. you can't be a keyboard warrior without a computer huh?

[neuronalparasite]

@Bkrayzaythetrollolol you are simply idiot, not going yo invest more time of mine in dumbasses like you

[fleurMANTIS]

@Bkrayzaythetrollolol Viking IS a heritage, and I'm damn proud of it. But it's also a heritage that's been gone for about a thousand years. You're like the Irish with their whole, "Oh, we were discriminated two hundred years ago, feel sorry for us."

[n00btwinz]

that was good haha

[123pivot456]

can i be your camera man >?

[PiKaPiKaPiKaPiKaXD]

my b-day was this day omg cool! you have made alot more videos lol i think for this year you should try to make at least 100,00 videos it will be so cool

[CandLrbffs]

Lol. He drives a Prius. That does explain a lot.

[MizzayDizzay01]

All my respects to you sir.

[BlueAndPINK666]

where the fuck does he live?!?

[wowhex]

haha im an odinist.. I don't find this offensive..

[alliekat9989]

hahaha xD

[NiffStudios]

He peed in his pants at 2:22

[HunterAnonymousVolgs]

Make a 'Things Gay Viking men say.' video. Is it just me who would think that'd be epic?

[stormerz101]

hehe ur funny

[X4ndyb0yX]

i'm norwegian and i find this offensive.

[OfficialFilthyDrop]

@X4ndyb0yX Im norwegian and I dont. :D

[hijo31]

@X4ndyb0yX I'm offensive, and I find this norwegian...

[NatalieIsaRainbow]

@hijo31 XD

[Bkrayzaythetrollolol]

@X4ndyb0yX me too im Danish and i find it offensive as well

[zombneko13]

i think hes just talking to himself

[zombneko13]

i didnt even go to real college i went to a technacal institute

[horsiegal13]

IM A MASSAGE THERAPIST IVE NEVER EVEN KILLED A PERSON. well.....

[tashastrinkets]

This has got to be my favorite video. I love how into making videos he is that he can and does exploit himself. That's real dedication.

[Mrsmiami1993]

you are my hero! =)

[danya10007]

my hero ;)

[1237horse]

play this with her lies (INS)

it sounds like its supposed to be.

[DJS506]

Also, I gotta say, the new Onision.org is freaking awesome.

[DJS506]

Where do you get you get your epic royalty-free BG music? :D

[ssSsssSophie1]

by teh way try not to make fun of people who have athsma because i do however i love your videos and plz make more!!! XD

[MrPyroguy108]

@ssSsssSophie1 i think he was more making fun of the fact that he's a warrior viking with asthma a sickness usually associated with being wimpy or nerdy though wrongly so, and i also have asthma so yay asthma buddies :)

[ssSsssSophie1]

my uncle used to touch me when i was a child and i enjoyed it thourally

[Vampaliciousful]

Greg does a lot for us

[isnofairuz]

better this..better that...FUCK!!!! LOLOLOL

[sarasingssongsyeah]

"i drive a prius." *gasp* PRIUS BUDDIES!

[BrandonPeice]

Your hiding skills are amazing.

[xzji98zx]

like if u are a viking

[DeadJizz]

I like bacon,

[MwAMwAShIbByAlOnG]

loving how he slaps the gloves off hehe

[MsHeartDrive]

If my enemies are animals you can forget it. HHAHAHA I DIED WHEN YOU SAID THAT

[Axisoflords]

Well...I'm ready to fight!!!!! HOOAH!

[jodopeg]

At least the VEGAN VIKING has mobility in his options. He could evade the enemy for now and set up a proper defense else where.

[korohebray]

btw please be carefull with swimming and drinking the water in the ponds, you could get sick, get parasites, amoebas or bacteries in your body and never get rid of them. seriously. i love your sacrifices for videos, but yet... how will you make videos with raging bowel movement?

[HardStyleMasterLock1]

Thumbs up if u love when this guy Facelands :3

[MCRWayIeroToro]

Onision needs to stop going in trees. He hurts himself too much.

[sk8kr3w666]

Thumbs up for 3:03

[conversekitty20]

prius does say a lot. lol

[spycozelot]

I saw this video a few times now and its still hilarious XD best part is: and today we die part XD

[kites9]

This is so funny (:

"what do you think they're gonna do....play patty-cake with our families?"

[zombiekid789]

my uncle touched me as a child... and i enjoyed it thourolly!

[myhandsmellsgood]

this is just fucking amazing, man.

[AwesomeAleni]

I love this

[saman3214]

Shit what vikings say

[AngryWhiteFish]

@saman3214 Sh*t Vikings Say!

[uberzeldamaster]

Well, Onision, are they going to play patty-cake with our families?

[AwesomeOlive123]

MY MOTHER DRIVES A PRIUS. and yeah, that pretty much sums everything up.

[darkhollowslayer99]

now there outnumbered by 11

[eliselillebostad]

Norwegian, eh? Okay see if you can translate this(you cant use google, cos i wrote it with accent): høhø du forstårr ikkje ka e he skreve, å du forstårr ivæffal ikkje dei norske bokstavane våre! (pretty stupid and random...)

[luisiuma]

@eliselillebostad

this hoho you do not understand ka e he wrote to you forstårr ivæffal not the Norwegian letters our

[eliselillebostad]

@luisiuma almost ;)

[killercarbears]

yea sure ill follow you into battle u seem like a legit killer



[iliketosing1238]

ok.......... weird.....

[D3omar123]

not pland plan

[D3omar123]

the stuwpid pland was better

[ravenimperatrix]

bum plant was better

[Robonij]

I'm a vegan viking and I find this offensive

[wtkwtf]

Pissy pants? O.o @2:22

[AbananaPerson]

yeah, i've been watching a lot of lord of the rings lately too.

[krazyd00d21]

Hahahaha

Love your videos

Sbhhhhhhhhh

I dont wont the squirrels to find out

Ha!

[WhiteRabbitm8te]

this is before he relised he was dovahkin

[ZtheTeAmZPrOjEcTZ]

1 day ur going to get bit by a snake

[PixelatedSlag]

this is the onision i like......

[LoonyAnn]

the worst commander for ever*))))

[Only4uBabyxo]

:DD ur CRAAZY. like hardcore crazy lol.....

i want a crazy boyfriendd :3

[superman797]

hahahahahahahahaha

[soratheinventor]

Stop using up your shouts

[metalee]

I think he pees himself at 2:20 ....

[Only4uBabyxo]

@metalee yah! wen i realized i was like WTF O_O

[ding97160]

PLEAAAASE SUBTITLES IN FRENCH !!!! :D

[Geia18]

So why are you wearing sweat pants and rubber boots to battle? :P haha

[gorillaz2MRN]

My god. You /actually/ wet your pants.

//facepalm.

[TheLordBones]

I have a new found respect for your local cleaning company and/or washing facilities of choice.

[ahyhijooooo]

FUCK YOU

[easygoingold]

Funny