Lisa McPherson Orders a Pizza for Scientology

[1981busch]

I just read about the 'introspection rundown' and I would advocate torturing anyone who ever does this to anyone, but even more so to a schizophrenic, or someone in the middle of a breakdown. I am one such person, and it is not just a medical FACT that isolation is a major cause of these conditions, not just a medical FACT that isolation infinitely worsens these conditions, it is something I know from what happened TO me. To these people this is actual TORTURE. FUCK SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ConfusedPyroManiac]

I love the NO cat..

[examplechanology]

Admittedly, it was a bit childish, but doing it under lisa mcpheresons name was good to prove a point. You should've then done the same thing to the other church of scientology.

[MattAd2011]

Another great showcase of your immature, childish behavior. You're just a small, sad collection of juvenile delinquents making prank phone calls and senselessly harassing people. This is why you have to yell to get someone's attention, no normal person could ever take you seriously. Nobody would want to hear what you say. And you discredit your own ideas with your spiteful, hateful, childish behavior. Like a bunch of dopers talking about how cool dope is, no one listens outside your dopey group.

[c0c0bean1]

@MattAd2011 you obviously have no clue what anonymous is

[gwugluud]

She looked MUCH better alive than she does in those autopsy photos...Yikes...

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Pwning Scientology has never been so brilliant

[Hellekali]

"Dead people. Will order pizza for you from the grave. And also cake"

[shippo7890]

Oh fuck you had to put a picture of Lisa in the hospital... God damnit just looking at her makes me want to Punch every scientologist IN THE FACE

[an0nim0uz]

Never let them forget.

[george77772moons]

The inside joke (which you explained to us) makes this even better. This was an awesome prank. Respect.

[Ambzelia89]

tom cruise is tom cruise crazay...

[Knr911]

Dark humour, almost pushing the limits, but however brilliant. Thumbs up.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I didn't add this in my first comment,but this video is just fucking win.

[Cloud2240Ruturnes]

Genius .

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Holy fuck,there's a Scientology church in Philadelphia D: Holy fuck.

[kensei85]

Should have ordered 10 bottles of water too.

[lifemetall]

fail church, and laugh for video

[Tecobelli]

Great!

[BrandNDA]

It was slightly humorous, however, they didn't seem to be much affected by your crank call.

[CrunkRockSteadyEvan]

barely even a prank, they werent phased at all, you gotta work harder

[EnDiHjobi]

Actually, we never got to find out what happened and whether they tried to call Papa John's back.

[AnonymousOverseer]

1:03

[4G3NTanon]

Best Pwnge ever!

[pamew]

I have the exact same voice as the guy making this call :|

It is, fortold! I must fight the good fight.

[mistermanrocks]

LOL.

[elasatlaculos]

"beware the cult of Scientology! Never mind the Cult of Christanity, that's some how an OK cult!" Pot, I'd like you to meet kettle. classic.

[PrawDuhJee]

bitch doesn't know her own phone number

[sinionblack]

BEWARE OF THE CULT OF SCIENTOLOGY!

It was designed with the whole intention of extorting money from people who need real help.

Many people have died as a direct result of the cult of scientology's actions.

Don't be another victim!

For the truth, Google: Scientology's Casualty List

or go to xenuDOTnet for more info on the dangers.

Copy and paste around youtube to help inform people of a cult who actively attempts to sue or censor anyone who speaks against them

[ray1351]

you do know that mostly anons are watching this vid right? so whats the point of saying that o.O"

[Nolebrab]

3 COKES!

not cakes, he just says it a bit odd.

But I need your help on pronunctiation now,

Is it Lisa Mc FERRR son or Mc FEEER son?

[PcaKestheaod]

HAHAHA! Was that for real!?

[anon3415]

Yeah, you're pretty mind-fked when you cant even remember your own number.

That's such a wierd order, three cakes at the end. Luz. Love how she didn't put the phone on hold. They probably went to find "Lissa" and attack her. Funny how she thought her co-worker just randomly ordered two pizzas, garlic bread and 3 cakes.

[toryluvsirn2]

Hi, Im tory the gay scientologist. Any other gay scientologists out there?

[sunburstdj]

Yes....Tom Cruise.

[RebeccaAnne88]

lmao!

[sinionblack]

lmao, nicely put. Travolta was also meant to be gay, not that it matters

[blind8fury]

epic win

[bagelboi66]

No one has ever been held to account for Lisa's death :( We must destroy $cientology not only for those who have died within their clutches but for those who will if they aren't stopped. Resist, never surrender, never back down.

[elpimpo]

Historic ownage! Xenu would approve!

[brianismynamo55]

Tommy Davis == Major Douchebag

[dizzydoil]

LMFAO. Win!

[SDSnyper]

Epic Win.

[bagelboi66]

Perhaps you should watch this again AleisterWilson.

[AUSTINANONYMOUS1]

REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 5TH OF DECEMBER.....

we fight for the ones that have lost there life.

we will remember Lisa McPherson.....her death on the Dec.5 1995.....will not be in vein we will remember her and tell her story.

join on the 5th on dec. in a candlelight protest for a few of hours at night in front of the orgs.........pass the word on for Lisa

[truthrightnow911]

Yeah.....

[zeldajunkielol2]

Win

[LFraudHubbard]

MURDERING UFO CULT

[LFraudHubbard]

The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Expect us.

[FusionNinjin]

We have no life so we ruin it for respectable corporations like scientology.

Scientology that is about helping people and robbing them from the dangers of owning money and having a brain..errm i mean opinion..erm no i mean.. 404

[scilonthreat]

So the called themselves asking about Lisa McPherson. Epic.

[DestroyerMariko]

ROFLMFAO! That was awesome. They don't even know their phone number? WTF!

[coilgunner2]

Haha That's great!

The person doing the prank sounds a little like Edgar Wright.

[methadonepr3tty]

We are Anonymous

We are Legion

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Expect Us....

[t3chman293]

EPIC WIN!

[KojachBaumherr]

eh that wasnt much win, she didnt even sound like she knew who lisa mcpherson was

[btiggy420]

COS is real dumb at trying to be clever....

I wonder if they actually think people will believe there not so clever attacks.

Just amazed at how dumb cos is.

[kenscanna]

fail

[guessthememe]

;_;

[Gospeldude]

This is not making fun of Lisa McPherson. It's using her memories to disrupt $cientologists' minds. They know what they did to Lisa.

Our win is made of knowing we made $cientologists remember they did it.

guessthememe, don't ;_;. You, are an agent of win and lulz.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Expect us.

[GushaKajiri]

@Gospeldude Your using a dead persons name to invoke a movement which promotes child pornography, terrorist threats, disruption of the social norm, hacking, attacks against countries world wide... the list goes on and on.

You people are sick and twisted. Fact of the matter is I know children with more manors and a better understanding of the do's and don'ts of the world and invoking a dead womans name for a prank phone call (for you idiot anon) is a don't

oh and FUCK YOU ANON.

[Hellekali]

@GushaKajiri LOL U MAD

[GushaKajiri]

@Hellekali That's all you got? Really? Why is it that not 1 anon has ever defended themselves to me? They'd rather point out the alleged crimes of others? Not once in the past 4 years I've been speaking out against anon have they said anything of any substance. All i get is the same "But... Scientology." I'm not talking about scientology I'm talking about anon and fact of the matter is everything I say against anon is true and never once been denied. You don't even fight for yourselves.

[GushaKajiri]

@GushaKajiri I'm sorry but something can be said for a group whose greatest achievement is sending porn to government officials. If I had a group like yours do you know what I'd do with it? Ofcourse not, anon is to busy making lolz then to put in the work for a new world. ANON is a failure. Your group failed against cos and various other plots to destroy the social norm and now you simple amuse yourselves in denial of failure.

[Hellekali]

@GushaKajiri First of all,I'm not an Anon. Second, keep that try of mature person for yourself. You don't look mature,or grown-up, or even intelligent. You look absolutely retard baaawing over a prank call.

Anon has bad things? Hell yeah!

But Chanology was one of the best things they did. And if you say that they laugh over her dead...search for some videos,where that bastards of Co$ harass people that were walking with candles to honor Lisa. That's really laughing over dead bodies,not this.

[Hellekali]

@GushaKajiri On a side note,no hard feelings. You're right on some points, and I don't want to discuss with you since debating on the internet it's like special olympics. It doesn't matter of who wins, we're all still retarded.

Also...I know that you have better things to do,and so do I. So let's just rest the matter here,and let it be. If anon drives you mad, just don't follow him and that's it.

Bye,and take care. :)

[imsamurai3000]

You son of a bitch. Her "church" killed her. Quit being a troll faggot.

[SuicidalSP]

imsamurai, ironic calling him a troll, tbph. But regardless nice video, keep pranking them. They deserve no rest.

[bagelboi66]

It is out of our deep outrage over Lisa's death that we enturbulate. It is out of a desire to see this never happen again to another person that Anonymous exists.

This is not making fun of Lisa McPherson, this is stabbing an evil sadistic UFO cult right in the heart. As Gospeldude says, they know what they did. In cold blood they let a young woman die.

[agg323181]

that sounded like skype..!!! LOL :)

[havok2586]

thats cause it was skype

[ThEPoDeSt]

scientology sucks balls.

[Pooper0101]

LOLOLOL

[lakeacid]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Guycblack]

Hahaha!! Win!

[AdorableUKe]

Huh...I can't wait for the day that scientology ends but...that phone call seemed wrong...she actually seemed nice and there is no honour in attacking her personally...

Wow..can't believe i typed that never mind think it...mabye i'm on a sugar low...

[AdorableUKe]

Ok totally take that back,

After watching scientologist harrassing people, you lose sypathy for the individual...

[LovePaulPotts]

Now there came a period in time where I get involved with several of these guys all at same time interval yet separately. I was engaged to Jeff. I was seeing Jimmy PXXXXX on request, Malcolm on request, Rob on request, Carlos by choice. For about two weeks I saw them all, every night someone different. None knew of the others. Jeff even came home on leave in the midst of this simultaneous rendevoux. We had sex. -Lisa McPherson

Oh did I mention she had sex with married men too?

[LovePaulPotts]

Easy enough. Go to lisafilesdotcom. Or go to Kristi Wachters sites. It's all there.

Any other questions

[Redtheundead]

Epic win. :D

[googoo3]

that fuckin beep sound.

[tabbykat123344567]

you brits are fuckin halaious LOLOLLOL

[Niceman687]

ROFL!!!

[LongConHubbard]

Ha Ha! Love it

[LovePaulPotts]

Christian Churches, Christians, Nuns & Priests

are UNIMPORTANT akaiYaMa9?

Unimportant to who, YOU?

No, I rather think it sucks to be you.

[kaybesweet]

It's not really too smart to put Anon's sites down on the internet. That could be very un lulzy for us.

[LovePaulPotts]

I have never heard of an OT anything spitting on anybody. I think you have scientologists mixed up with Jews. Google this:

Jews spit on Christians

Jews spit everytime they see a christian church, a christian, a nun, a priest. In fact, many christians in Israel are begging the authorities to stop spitting on them.

[akaiYaMa9]

what do Jews have too do with anything and why does it matter who they spit on?

"christian church, a christian, a nun, a priest" are all so unimportant so why cant they spit on it, does Scientology not allow you the freedom to spit where ever you want?

sucks to be you

[error000]

osa agent changing topic again

[honse246]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL i callem with skype all the time

[LovePaulPotts]

And soulinite, knock off your BS. If Lisa were alive you'd be spitting on her, picketing her, making her life a living hell. So cut your stupid shit ACT about being concerned. We know you're not.

[dsmith530]

Im sure...

we all love spitting on other human beings...

It's even more satisfying when their OT level is lower than yours. Right?

[LovePaulPotts]

soulinite, how many times are you going to bring up roaches? Prove it!

And no, they didn't drive Lisa's Father or Brother anywhere, gun shot to the brain and neck snappage due to hanging yourself doesn't lend itself to being able to get help from Emergency Services at a Hospital.

But what I do know is, Lisa was engaged to a man while sleeping with 4 other men at the same time (Including her "Fiancee"), high most of the time before getting into scientology.

[AdiG1]

"how many times are you going to bring up roaches? Prove it!"

"But what I do know is, Lisa was engaged to a man while sleeping with 4 other men at the same time (Including her "Fiancee"), high most of the time before getting into scientology"

You prove THAT! Otherwise, you'd just look hypocritical and slanderous.

[soulinite]

Here name was Lisa Mcpherson.

Here name was Lisa Mcpherson.

Here name was Lisa Mcpherson.

[Sylv0r]

LMAO, nice!

[darthspeaks]

Man the FIRST thing I would do if I discovered I could move stuff with my mind would be to move shit around in their offices and have the air yell "Xenu is here!!!" over and over.

[METHOTIS]

Just got into town-- you can reach me at the hotel, room 174. Hey Ron, fucks with these roaches.

[LovePaulPotts]

Lisa's brother committed suicide long before Lisa died. Lisa's Father committed suicide long before Lisa died. And how many other relatives of hers committed suicide? So I guess scientology killed them too? Or does suicide and depression run in the family?

[METHOTIS]

I have extra vitamins for you.

[ZIPXTC010]

If it ran in the family; that is a moot point due to the fact that Lisa reached "Clear state" under Scientology. Since the Church cures depression, why then did she die. She was taken from a hospital and died under the lack of care of other Scientologist- simple as that. If the Scientologist do not agree with Modern Medical procedures, why did they take her to the hospital after 17 days, not to mention to a hospoital where a Scientologist is also a doctor (WOW conflict of interest).

[soulinite]

Did $cientology lock Lisa's brother and father in a fithly cockroach infested auditing room for 17 days doing an "introspective rundown"(Co$'s expensive faith healing)? Did they drive Lisa's father and brother to a hospital 45 minutes away rather then to the one around the corner because they wanted a $cientologists doctor to try to help them cover their ass?

[LovePaulPotts]

Lisa's wish was to not ever be "in the hands of psychiatrists"

Lisa was going to be forcibly against her will placed into a psychiatric ward after she got in a minor car accident, removed all her clothes and walked down the street naked. Children saw this. She's lucky she was a woman, a man would've been thrown in jail for this. You men know this is true. Her church respected her wishes. Tragically she did die, but when someone is so far gone and they refuse to eat or drink, they die.

[laidt0rest]

LOL

[SWX254]

[This post is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology]

[sakumisan]

Sadly Will Smith has fallen to the Scilons.. (in reference to Bel'Air at the credits).

[wonkawolf]

Wow, epic - an attempt to harass someone who sounded pretty normal. Way to go! You sure got 'em this time, boys!

[FallaciousGee]

"Normal" and "scientology" are no longer on speaking terms. Once you walk through those doors, your cellular structure is replaced entirely with fail.

[monseurkez]

Precisely.

[sofakingkewl3]

this, my friends, is and epic win

[30SecondsTokyo]

And keep in mind, this lady is CLEAR!

[Isncee]

OT fuckin' EIGHT! OT fuckin' EIGHT!!!

[guessthememe]

SHE CAN MAKE YOUR HEAD BLOW UP

[BostonSP]

Utterly fucking hilarious. Great work guys. And now we must look forward to June 12th. Expect Us, Scientology.

[ekule987]

What the co$ minions don't know is that I work at Papa John's and I inject Psychiatry into every Pizza.

[BrosDuck]

LMAO very good :P

Petition signed!

[Geldronn]

HAHAHAHAH PWNZHAHAH

[INTFH]

NICE DUDE! keep it up!

[MasterEled]

Anonymous wins, scientology fails, yet again

[Ulvenska]

I don't get where the 'ownage' is.

[kubrickfan72]

the cat jumping is about to own the other cat.

[diynamite45]

very funny. !!LOL!! ^_^

I ))

[kubrickfan72]

OMG she starved to death... I shouldn't be laughing, but I am!

[FlameBroiledYouToob]

Co$ gets a call, and epic lulz we're had.

[OzTerri]

hey i ordered cockroach bites with that.

[Anon0Honk]

lolol caller sounds fag

epic fucking win all the same.

[kdb955]

He was british dude, they all do. but you seen teh vids. UKanon rocks.

[kraigus]

lolz im irishfag hahah but i meant at the end when he goes EPIC FUCKING WINNN

sounds very thrillfag.

[yankeewitz]

You might want to watch this video.

The Way To Happiness-Respect the Religious Beliefs of Others

[kdb955]

Thank you but i have read Dianetics, taken the comm course and got some auditing BEFORE I SNAPPED THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

[Checkmait]

lisa would be proud :)

[MRSUMONE]

it's both funny and sad at the same time.

they don't know shit about anything beside what they're brainwashed into.

i hope one day she will learn about lisa.

i don't care if she doesn't know their own number. hope she won't stay enough time to do.

[Ukaran237]

It would have been funnier of you would have said her name more clearly so she would know which lisa you were talking about.

[vidzR4kidz]

lame! playing on the phone?

this is so high school.....

btw great song...Will Smith?! WTF!

[anonymous4849]

EPIC Fing WIN! YOU GAVE THEM THERE OWN PHONE NUMBER!!

[stevesalaz]

epic effin win!!!

[unknowngiver]

lol he was using skype :|

[tuxfred]

I can taste the win. ANON WINS AGAIN. Oh, and don't forget to download and distribute the top-secret "OT" documents to as many people as possible (search google for Thetan leaked).

[user2323232]

epic win.

[ampagatha]

i lul'd.

brilliant.

massive truck load of epic win!

[MonickerL]

that was fucking brilliant.

[Kaza0kun]

awesome!

[dc8sarntspaseworthy]

the music at the end was an epic win by its self

[SdM45]

best part was giving them their own phone number! God how stupid can you get?

[chris9934]

I agree, EPIC WIN!

[stmk0]

They... Skyped them.

[ericcartman321]

lol

[glegard27]

YEZZZZ

[Tazryl]

Now that was some epic LuLz

[39Hool]

Poor Lissa no doubt had to endure a "sec" check for this. Free Lissa from Co$!

[guessthememe]

FREE LISSA

[39Hool]

CAEK!

[mike3667]

LULZ

[terryeo]

She didn't hear the full name, she only heard "Lisa" and thought it might be a mispronounnciation of "Lissa", who apparently was there.

[Eskimobob525767]

She knows who Lisa McPherson is, she just doesn't want to say her full name out loud fearing somebody might hear.

[LynnSnow]

LULZ!

[LRonHubbardFuckFace]

Done something like this? she said. Like this is a big deal and she will be punished or something.

[VampiressLekita]

total ownage!

[warpigANONYMOUS]

shit i got belair'd

[madblueplanet]

I think anonymous should still be prank calling the scifags. Right now they only seem to be doing a protest a month, lame.

[SoldierAnubis]

Pwned!

[MickeyLove01]

The English accent will be hard for the dumb fuck to understand.

[Spazek]

whats stopping you guys from actually ordering pizza from papa johns to the scientology center under the name of lisa mcpherson?

[mmysama]

Because that will troll papa johns jsut as much as scientology.

[guessthememe]

we love papa johns!

[jimmyhotpants]

I LOL'D HARD

BUT DEN GOT BELAIR'D

[volatile6969]

Time to make a Tom Cruise soundboard and have some fun :)

[nathansu2]

lisa mCPherson

[lonezergling1900]

Epic Fucking Win!

[42sbasearebelongtome]

Lulz. Now we can't do this any more (peaceful, lawful protests don't allow for prank phone calls). Lulz.

[DMoneyC6]

lmao nice

[BobAnonSmith]

The $cifag that answered the phone only goes to show how clueless the sheeple of this cult really are ... using their own number was stroke of genius ... well done britfag ... from a newfag

[dalc789]

EPIC FUCKING WIN!