You must truly be quite a genius-expert if you managed to survive your childhood without getting your face sliced. Maybe goblins stole your dad's socks so he got cold feet and didn't want to get up out of his chair to slice your face.
@BinklePlease it's probably because people don't hear about him. He's funny enough for people to like him. However, I think he needs some advertising to get bigger. I actually found him on accident by typing in succubuss. :D
@themalachijethro No! the guy in chad vader was a mindless puppet to a naked baby doll... who... can speak with you mind? Man that shidge is fudged up...
@blamesociety2 Oh you meant the bee book. That's some crazy book from the 70's that has "puzzle" in it. It's really amazing on the inside. The artwork is cool.
@blamesociety2 wait if I cant find Benjamin, where is the musket? I need it to augment it with the heart of a white mage, that way I can make the Musket of the Golden Sage so i can defeat the queen succubus for calling her fat because of Hal Thompson. P.S. Why isn't it Benjamin Scott Thompson or something?
You must truly be quite a genius-expert if you managed to survive your childhood without getting your face sliced. Maybe goblins stole your dad's socks so he got cold feet and didn't want to get up out of his chair to slice your face.
ALEXANDER1318 1 month ago
Ehow what is a cremling and if it counts Ehow did we evolve from them
beserkerpatroit1337 3 months ago
lol, i like this guy
happydance44 6 months ago
O_O dude. YOUR dad wrote that??? Soooo strange.....
Thank him for me!! =^^=
SpaceMasterRahel 7 months ago
eHow do to write a book?
Pilooogen 8 months ago
Hey Hal dude. Reply me with something so people see my comment on "Uploader Comments" section :D
Alenthas 9 months ago
hello dude ehow to find a raygun from call of duty zombies. rate this comment if you agree with me
scorpiojack15 1 year ago
eHow to catch imps?
MrVideoFlash 1 year ago
Are these like the Kremlings in Donkey Kong Country?
theFFVIguy 1 year ago
Hal is an expert on chivalry and how to pet a goat.
Qermaq 1 year ago
Hal Thompson talks quite slowly
moo1356 1 year ago
man im in tears of laughter,long time i didn't have a good laugh.
Blind777 1 year ago
This guy is a comedic genius. Shame he doesn't have billions of views
BinklePlease 1 year ago 62
@BinklePlease I need billions.
blamesociety2 1 year ago 39
@BinklePlease Youtube has been shit ever since google bought it.
staringintotheabyss 4 months ago
@BinklePlease it's probably because people don't hear about him. He's funny enough for people to like him. However, I think he needs some advertising to get bigger. I actually found him on accident by typing in succubuss. :D
MultiMan120 3 weeks ago
Ehow do i find a holy grail? I have always wanted one
moellerersej 1 year ago
I have that skull goblet.
Rox159th 1 year ago
"...And he said "Get away from me or I'll slash ur face"... that's pretty much what he said to every questions i asked him tho..."
lol that explains a lot
lo0kingThruAmberEyes 1 year ago
This is SO HILARIOUS. Oh my gods I'm laughing my ass off, seriously... slash your face... HAHAHAHA
madskillz1o1 1 year ago
Why would 7 people vote thumbs down? this is awesome.....
7 people have no sense of humor.... :P
shadowskyuubi 1 year ago
I want to get Cthluhu to come over for dinner. What shoud I serve him
ThatCommunistReject 1 year ago
YOUR MY BOY BLUE
toddieo1 1 year ago
7 people got slashes in the face by his dad
spartan1010101 1 year ago
eHow to bake chocolate adverbs??
ShadowEclipse123 1 year ago
0:27 fucking gets me every time!!!!
KZBProductionCo 1 year ago
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theunknownperson666 1 year ago
is he the same person on chad vader S1?
themalachijethro 1 year ago
@themalachijethro No! the guy in chad vader was a mindless puppet to a naked baby doll... who... can speak with you mind? Man that shidge is fudged up...
Iseeisees 1 year ago
hahahaa
crazyvinny54 1 year ago
get away or ill slash your face
mastamcmastaman 1 year ago
eHow do I obtain enlightenment?
Auricdeath 1 year ago
i must know obtain this musket of legend so i can shoot bees lol
EpiyonVSwingzero 1 year ago
I cant get Enough LOL This is Pure hilarity
salvagedsoul78 1 year ago
more plz
CrowJam 1 year ago
i love this show !!!
imcool0213 1 year ago
BENJAMIN!!!!!
KillerofMezzer101 1 year ago
SCOTT IS A DEAD MAN!
NaruZap 1 year ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
if someone subcribes to me i will watch their videos a lot and give them lots of views!!
dragonslayerpwn 1 year ago
How do I contact the God of War?
ThomasRowsell 1 year ago
MOAR
saltyshoelace 1 year ago
MORE MORE!
DannyDangerPro 1 year ago
where are the cremlings at?
brianjasko13 1 year ago
Are you in your Mothers Basement!??
DannyDangerPro 1 year ago
LOL ok hal i will tell you if i find the musket of the cremlings. i wont let bejamin scott campbell get to it!
shadowskyuubi 1 year ago
I must find this hidden musket you speak of. But I need to find some cremlings first, so it'll be difficult. D:
SuperChiChi00 1 year ago
hahaha these videos are soooo funny!!!
doctorwho904 1 year ago
i shall now go slay benjamin scott cambell!
averageodd 1 year ago
@averageodd and of course suscribe and favorite
averageodd 1 year ago
is that really his father?
katt12543 1 year ago
haha i have that halloween goblet nice. sweet video you're awesome
AvadaKedavraoooo 1 year ago
Hal, you are amazing. I want to father your children. Someday...
livinpie 1 year ago
i love how hal can be so boring and nerdy at the same time its awesomness oh and im 13 so im hard to entertain well not really
jpado 1 year ago
1 word ......... AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaven8 1 year ago
hehe, nice, like these new videos you have been putting up xD
NewbtasticGaming 1 year ago
Hal! This is what its about right here, I tell you this! And such good advice!
disturbingfish 1 year ago
how can you be so bored when you have to notice that its quiet funny what youre saying^^
FunFlasche320 1 year ago
you are a very strange and funny fellow. :)
SmokeRingsPipeDreams 1 year ago
lol, love the Hal Thompson videos. He's one of the best characters on all of the internet.
-Paul
OverlordJake 1 year ago
I think i popped an aneurysm by laughin at the picture of his dad
MagikalKraker 1 year ago
Hal Thompson is one of my favorite characters. hehe. Reminds me of someone I knew in high-school. Though Hal is more charismatic by a long shot.
Itabar 1 year ago 23
Hal, be my guide!
KitchouaTembo 1 year ago
Gotta love the "How To" series. I hope they keep the series going.
MillionsBradley 1 year ago
Oh man. All this show needs is the baby-doll and it will completely make my day :P
MisterVidicus 1 year ago
hal is hillarious
shelob144 1 year ago
So it shoots bees, eh?
Could it also be used to shoot a Shoggoth? There's an infestation in my basement.
TheVivvav 1 year ago
the hal videos are the greatest series of videos i've ever seen on youtube XD
Shadow13126 1 year ago
AJaJaAja LOL! i cant bealive how silly and funny this is! ajajaj
Hal you rock! aJaAj
rafamanx6 1 year ago
Hal is the best. What is that book? It's amazing!
KevinLieber 1 year ago 15
@KevinLieber It's actually a box disguised as a book.
blamesociety2 1 year ago 16
@blamesociety2 Wow, you guys are hideous!
NovaColonel 1 year ago
@blamesociety2 Oh you meant the bee book. That's some crazy book from the 70's that has "puzzle" in it. It's really amazing on the inside. The artwork is cool.
blamesociety2 1 year ago 25
@blamesociety2 if i find the cremlings and their musket, how do i make cremling cake? XD
acerider67 1 year ago
@blamesociety2 wait if I cant find Benjamin, where is the musket? I need it to augment it with the heart of a white mage, that way I can make the Musket of the Golden Sage so i can defeat the queen succubus for calling her fat because of Hal Thompson. P.S. Why isn't it Benjamin Scott Thompson or something?
HitmanAssassin11 1 year ago
@KevinLieber I forget the name of that book but i do know that it is an obscure children's book written by Kitt Williams.
jstephens4 1 year ago
@KevinLieber The book seems to be the "book without a name", an untitled book created by Kit Williams and published in 1984.
cometkite 9 months ago in playlist Hal Thompson's eHow
I would advise against it.
TrueProvidence 1 year ago
Please don't slay me; my body will hurt! (thanks for answering, by the way. I must go and retrieve it with my mystical crocodile and his 5 children.)
TrueProvidence 1 year ago
Omfg, this series is hilarious. XD
JaminThorns 1 year ago
I want to learn ALL of life's lessons with Hal! XD
tsamb7777 1 year ago
Hal! You stimulate my prostate!
martinrking 1 year ago 2
This dude is so funny. The past three videos have been the best I have seen on youtube.
JustinskiVidz 1 year ago 32
@JustinskiVidz Thanks Justin!
blamesociety2 1 year ago 11
Hal Thompson is a master of the occult.
theFFVIguy 1 year ago 2
I love you, Hal.
CptMonstruoso 1 year ago
Stop asking questions or I'll slash your face, eh?
If my parent said that to me, I'd learn to fence - or wear a stormtrooper helmet
JediMasterCheryl 1 year ago 3
does it shoot bees or do they use it to shoot AT bees? (or both?)
SpecialAgentRavage 1 year ago
@SpecialAgentRavage
Shoot bees at bees.
Bslashingu 1 year ago 3
I love these shorts.. Keep up the good work! :?D
MrCHISOL 1 year ago