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  • THE END IS AMAZING!!! HAHA

  • Maybe it's like a stinger from a mutant bee or something.

  • There's only one explination. You are a mutant. You should join the X-Men!

  • Uploaded on my b-day

  • Creeper

  • I was like 2 or 3 when this happened but I was at daycare and my ball fell out of my hands and I chased it down and tripped over my friend and fell and my 2 front bottom teth went completely through my lowerlip and part of my upper one had to get like 5 or 6 stiches

  • I had a class that you just read too! It was awesome. I read so many books. :D That's awesome, I thought my school was the only one to have that class.

  • What kind of high school did you go to that you had a reading class and did Archery in P.E.??? Sooooo jealous!

  • You two and filming children..

  • I had the same thing happen to my finger, for about 3 months I had a painful bump and when I finally decided to squeeze it out a giant splinter thing came out of my finger XD it's not just the fact you have no idea where or when you got it, it's the fact that what makes a pitch black splinter shaped like that.

  • one time i was walking on the docks at a marina. i was eight, and i wasn't wearing shoes. i got like... six bad splinters in my toe. we got 5 of them out, but the 6th took 2 weeks. my toe was blue D:

  • that totally happened to me once!! i was cleaning my kitchen floor and I guess i knelt on a piece of glass. the cut itself healed, but like 2 months later i started squeezing it and this shard of glass just came out. it was pretty graphic.

  • what park is that? I think i was there when I visited caliornia..

  • your body doesn't just make blood splinters haha, sorry luke

  • Clearly your blood splinter is a manifestation of your developing super powers.

  • Oh Archery is fun! But I did it in college, we didn't have it in high school.

    So... you have an Xmen-like mutant talent to create splinters?

  • What high school did you go to?

  • Ive broken my wrists 3 times, my ankle 2 times, my little finger, my pointer finger, and my little toe... I'm 16... i still have a ways to go.

  • P.E. and I were never good pals, especially being homeschooled--it's harder working out alone. Anyway, okay. *wince* I'm joining in. 3 sets of 20 push-ups, 3 sets of 20 sit-ups, run 1 mile--3 times a week. As long as I know I'm not in this alone, I think I can do it : )

  • I did archery in PE too! It was hard.

  • Haha. "It just like, hurt.... and stuff." :)

  • When I was a kid a group of friends and I used to race our bikes. And this one time be had a bad crash, like one person crashed into the dirt causing everyone else to crash into them, total domino effect! But one night when I was taking a bath I noticed a bump on my knee and (this is gross) there was a tiny rock inside my knee from the crash that my skin had just grown over. I though it was gross, kinda cool, but also kinda creepy.

  • @reinix yeah. You are.

  • "Anyway, you're wrong, Jason."

    xD

  • I have a mark on my arm just like yours!! But it's been there forever and I don't think it's a blood splinter making spot. When I was in 1st or 2nd grade my family went to Salem MA to the witch hunt museum and while I was reading about the witch marks, dad pointed to that spot and said "you've got a witch mark" being the gullible kid I am, I freaked and was convinced they were going to burn me alive. I walked around covering it and jumping at every noise until we left

  • ok 1. i agree with justin

    and 2. you crazy child stalker

    lol

  • How do you become a trainee? I'm from Louisiana so there is no real river rafting places close. I'm really interested in becoming a river rafting guide. Can you offer any advice?

  • I'm pretty sure it's an actual splinter. They do resurface naturally. My guess though it that you bumped up against something and got a larger splinter in your arm that you removed, but it left behind a piece.

  • @FeitoVlogs As for my own injuries, I dislocated my knee standing in one place. I also have a scar from when I was younger and stuck my finger into the middle of the gears to an exercise bike.

  • Tell me I'm not the only one that lol'd at the fact that this video started with "Hey Kristina."

  • About 4 years ago, I was playing with my cat. I went up two steps, threw a ball for the cat, and went down one step backwards. I thought I was on the landing, so I turned and wound up falling off that last step, landing on my knees on the landing - and almost falling off that and down another flight. Luckily I had grabbed onto the railing, but the middle finger on my right hand was squished between the railing and my chest. It was swollen for 2 weeks.

  • See ya, fer real.

    Hah

    And yesssss, bodies creating blood splinter. so funny.

  • the funniest story i have of broken bones is when i broke my left arm in BICYCLE SAFETY CLASS

  • I found this story on google, aparently splinters like that can sit in your body for years, what it most likely was a very small splinter that over the years had white blood cells attach to it in order to try to break it down, due to the size instread it just built up over the years untill you got to the exsist point which is probabley a area in which your pores clog regularly and so are very weak. This spliter could have started out anywhere in your body.

  • @DreamHopeLive sorry mispel, "exit point" also it most likely was broken off from a bigger splinter, btw Jason if you researched a little this isn't impossible just unlikely

  • When I was three, I slipped on a bath mat while I was brushing my teeth, and my tooth went through my lip. Six stitches. Also, two summers ago I did a summer PE session and through the course of three weeks I rolled my ankle, broke two fingers and got a mild concussion, all in separate incidents.

  • the biggest scar I have is on my knee from falling down onto frozen gravel about 3 years ago... I'm pretty boring when it comes to injuries. but that's probably good

  • Kristina has a tattoo??

  • @ALLCAPSBAND you should make gengar listen to NickelBack as punishment for being so mean.

  • I crashed my bike. My chin split open and I had to get 11 stitches. And I got a cut in my mouth too which had to get 3-4 stitches for the same accident.

  • Ahahahaha, spontaneously created splinters. THAT'S A GOOD ONE, LUKE. XP

  • That's a pretty gnarly-looking splinter there, Luke. Maybe you're developing mutant powers. Soon you'll be able to fire those splinters out of your fingers at evildoers.

  • SHE HAS A TATTOO?!?!

  • I split my chin open twice and broke both bones in my forearm, not in the same incident. My babysitter also dislocated my elbow when I was little.

  • @LiterallyTheJoy I mean the chin splitting and the arm breaking weren't in the same incident. I did break both bones in my forearm at the same time.

  • I had a really sweet PE class too. We had a climbing wall at our school, and once a week we had a 2.5 hour class and so we'd go do fun things like bowling, or canoeing or mini-golf :) We also got to go on a camping trip!

  • Your body knows about the Gengar threat, and it's making you weapons to fight him with.

  • The week after my birthday, in fifth grade, I had gotten a loft bed for my birthday...and I was trying to get something off of it. I was standing on a chair, and the chair kinda...imploded...into nine pieces...and I'm not sure how, but I managed to break both bones in my right arm, near the wrist. My dad nearly decked the doctor in the emergency room because he told me that resetting the bone wouldn't hurt. He LIED...

    Great video, BTW... :D

  • lmao jeez that thing is huge to be in your arm without you noticing

  • I broke my pinky oncew falling off my horse, but didn't really realize it at the time because I was super bruised up and I thought that was why it hurt...so now my pinky sticks out at a funny angle. I call it "permanently fancy" :)

  • that splinter is effing huge !

  • that happend to me! i had a splinter like that in my leg for like 2 years because i was afraid to squeeze it and then i finally did and my body had encased it with some kind of like skin thing.

    yeah. it was NASTY.

  • LUKE!!! That's totally happpened to me before!! I pulled something exactly like that out of my arm about a year ago and had absolutely no idea what it was/how it got there/ why it wished to cause me such irritable pain. It wasn't quite as big and spear like as yours was, though. Probably about half the size.

  • Maybe if you practice, you can get your body to make a ipod. The splinter was pretty neat, but creating electronics would be very useful...

  • @hoadlck Hahhahaahahaaa. Yes, Luke, please do that. Also learn to make oreos, please.

  • @ALLCAPSBAND I was eating oreos while reading this and when I was done reading, I slowly took a bite out of an oreo to see if it was safe.

  • @ALLCAPSBAND Yes Oreos please! And a pair of earbuds or headphones for the iPod

  • Haha you started saying you did cool stuff in p.e. like...I knew you were going to saying archery cause that was the coolest thing I did in p.e.

  • I'll be joining you guys on the exercise challenge! I just did my 60 sit-ups & pushups for the day, and I'm going on a run later today (=

  • I wish we did interesting stuff like archery in PE...

  • Wow, you're body made a blood splinter *shudders*.

    I should keep that splinter. Maybe it'll bring you luck.

    If it really was a defense mechanism it could protect you from your defeat that Kristina is going to bring you with your challenge.

  • hahaha that is possibly the strangest place I've ever seen anyone get a splinter! :D

    ahhh that came out of your arm!! *shudders* XD

  • The Bloody Body Splinter would be an awesome name for a song!

  • I thought you were about to say it was a cyst !

  • Maybe I'll join in with you guys on that challenge... I'll think about it. :)

  • That was no splinter, that was practically a tree trunk in terms of relation to normal splinters. Maybe your body made it as a defence mechanism, so if you ever get attacked you have something to fight back with?

  • Tell us about your river rafting job?

  • My friend got his finger cut off by our fence at school. It was horrible.

    Just thought I'd share that with you, put the splinter into perspective, hahah :)

  • Whoa, thats a big splinter, umm and very very sharp, and Jason is wrong- Your body made the Splinter. ;)

  • That is one HUGE splinter! Good luck with the exercise challenge. I'm trying to get fit too. I'm doing set ups, some weights and going for runs when I can.

  • When I was 3 my finger got cut off... the weirdest part was that it got stuck between a doorway and got just like torn into shreds. The doctor was even able to sow it back togather.

  • NEVER ever ever talk about the blood splinter again

  • maybe the blood settled into a pour and hardened O_o

  • I broke my leg when I was 5 - by slipping on a Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone poster.... I always like to think that Daniel Radcliffe's face broke my leg XD

  • @purpleshoes235 I'm sure dan would be happy to know that his face can break someone's leg :P

  • i love these videos!

    Lovesx

  • Accordingly, I think that you just didn't realize that you had the splinter and eventually, you moved in a way that shifted it and made it painful, so you noticed it. I have to agree with Jason that your body probably didn't create a blood splinter.

  • When I was younger, I once had a giant splinter in my knee but had no idea for the longest time. I always wondered why this scab I had didn't heal after months and so I finally had the sense to show my mom, who is a nurse, and she pulled out a massive splinter.

  • GIANT PARACHUTE! If only I had one now....

  • If that was in 3D it would be scary when you stuck the splinter out like a sword

  • I have a theory that in a few days time you will be able to shoot those blood splinters out of your wrists and defeat enemies such as Gengar and the green goblin.

  • Pshhh. I have a splinter story you all will love. You should have seen my one friend....We were Tweedledum and Tweedledee in a "modern" version of "Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass" at our high school this past summer. I "Falcon Punched" her, and she was supposed to slide backwards on our stage. Well....

  • she landed wrong, and got a literally 7 inch splinter and a few tiny half an inch ones in her BUTT during the middle of a performance....yuppp. She says she has a scar the shape of a tree, and any time something bad is going to happen, the scar hurts. We call it her Voldemort scar.

    So yeah....my Falcon Punches cause Voldemort scars. :D hahahaha

  • Luke: My body just started like creating this blood splinter in my arm

    Jason: Bodies don't just make splinters like that!! : D: D

    Luke: But my body did!! :D

    hahah I really laughed so much! :D and i'd love to see you guys working out :)

  • she has a tattoo? of what? where?

  • @x3Elisa @llmcox I think it was a lightning bolt on her foot? You can see it (unless it's a funny birthmark or something) at the end of her last video on this channel when she was showing us where she got stung.

  • it looks like a pointer from a bee or hornet.

  • I always feel like such a voyeur watching these videos.

  • It looks like a stinger from a bee or something :O

  • something like that happend to me in my knee i came up with the same my body made it reasoning

  • Pedobear would be proud of you guys O.o

  • I see your splinter story and raise you with getting hit with a firework piece in the gut. : P

  • Gengar made Arbok use Poison sting :(

  • This month is national runner's month so I decided to run everyday! :] And maybe I'll start doing the other things too and join in with you! Only problem: I failed today because I realized that my only good running sneakers are in my gym locker at school... I'll start Monday I guess hahaha. But I think this is likely to keep me motivated, knowing that other cool people are trying to get in shape as well =]

  • Wow... ALL CAPS is just made of creepers. jk

    I can totally relate to the "finding splinters you can't remember ever getting" thing. I can't remember a single splinter that I've gotten that I know where it came from.

  • I think we're gonna have to start calling you the Creeper Couple. Weirdos. :)

    Also, I don't know about Kristina, but I would NOT want to film myself exercising. I would feel way too gross.

  • You guys are so cute together!

  • I got splintered by my tuba case at school yesterday. The splinter was definitely bigger than that, but then it wasn't so far inside me. *shudders*

  • *thinks* i might just start the workout... possibley doing them via video response to hold myself to it... i need it 0.0

  • hehe. Jason pwned through youtube xDDD

    Maybe you are turning into a porcupine. You know, with the way the shoot their quills as a defense thing. That's what you must be doing! Porcupine man! hehe.

  • Wait... Kristina has a tattoo?

    That splinter looks mighty sharp.

  • It might be a tail of a bot fly which is never good!

  • maybe you got the splinter from that one time your flight clashed on an island in that alternate universe...

  • I love these videoss :)

  • Creeper~

    Ahaha

  • wow this was a BAD video to be eating a sandwich during...

    LMAO at the end XD that was a little sketchy

  • You're transforming into Shrubberyman. You grow blood splinters out of your flesh, and when you're really pissed, you can launch them at your enemies. Oh yes.

  • @trustglo dude! I know!!!!!!!! I AM KEEPING IT

  • @ALLCAPSBAND That is SO gross, but also incredibly awesome. Your body must have soaked up some wood last summer lol

  • Yes, Luke, we can see it. We could see it the whole time.

    I have this weird black/brown dot on my finger, and I think it's a splinter. I'm afraid to squeeze it, but you possibly have inspired me.

    I've broken both arms (real pain since I scoop ice-cream for a job) and I've shattered my foot/broke four toes. I've sprained all my fingers and have scars up and down my entire body from jelly fish attacks, candle making, cooking, running around and so many more I can't even begin to tell you.

  • I've had that happen to me! One day I looked at my arm, and there was this odd brown dot, kinda looked like a mole, but it was really small and was so NOT there the day before, so I did what you did, Luke, and squeezed it, then used my nails to take it out of my arm. It wound up being an inch-long piece of wood, left over in my arm from when I had a railing splinter at me... Like 7 months beforehand. XD So, I'm totally there with you on that whole "How, why is that in my arm?!" front. Haha. XD

  • @foreverjynxed I mean... Um... it was TOTALLY a blood splinter. My arm was jealous of the other wood that had splintered in my arm, so it created its own. XD

  • happy wizarding independence day! and damn that splinter was sharp, but i have never heard of a blood splinter though that's not saying much.

  • Kristina also filmed a child from behind a tree at a wedding...you need a chain link fience AND a shrub to beat her creepiness, I think.

  • Your body MADE a splinter? Haha.

    Maybe you're developing a super power.

  • that looks like a massive thorn!

  • Maybe it was a chip that was implanted while you were sleeping...

  • @allison2811 probably gengar.....

  • My friend's grandma was sewing and somehow got a needle in her arm, which, so she says, came out her armpit weeks later. Weeeeird.

  • It is currently snowing in WY. Have fun with that. Chances are it will warm up in two weeks though...

    Also, I just want to say...I think couples who work out together are the cutest.

  • RIVER RAFTING! yuussss.

  • that is a HUGE splinter. O_____o

  • ouuuuuch @ splinter.

  • ughh my stomach turned at that splinter story. Blechh.... You know what I got a blood splinter too once (okay, no I didn't, but do you feel more normal now xD)

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  • OW! Enough said.

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