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  • Awesome. Bisping owns Rivera but goddamnit that sad frigging hilarious.

  • Having "stupid hair" is better than having no hair u bald headed bastard

  • who's the one who retired . fuckwit

    at pre fight press conference. UFC 127

    michael bisping "jorge This is a press conference by the way, This is what they look like but dont worry you will be back to undercards very soon"

    Jorge Rivera (thoughts) "I don't even know why dana put me in this fight, Bisping must have pissed Dana off to give him such a shitty fighter like myself "

  • LOL I don't care, this was funny. Fuck Bisping, bitch ass gatekeeper can't take a fucking joke and acts tough against a fighter whos below him....weak

  • what is he 5 years old??

  • Never been a Bisping fan; always sorta, kinda been a Jorge fan, but after seeing how Jorge acted...I was kinda happy to see him lose. If Jorge has any respect for himself, his word, his dignity, he should really be embarrassed about his pre-fight antics and in-fight humiliation.

  • shouldve been training how to fight

  • Bisping hit him with an illegal knee and spat on Jorge's corner, only a dirty/pussy brit could be impressed by that, or be offended by this!

  • not funny at alllll

  • You embarassed the united states of amercia and got an total ass whooping of Englands Bisping and ur trainers got a nice face full of spit LOL dont fuck with with english people you have no idea how we think or act, ur just get ur fucking head kicked in!

  • stolen from south park but still funny

  • Did this guy really think this shit was funny? What is he like 40 years old? I'm 17 and it pisses me off that this douche was ever even in the UFC after seeing this.

  • @TheDrunkwraith Shut the fuck up pussy and have a litttle sense of humor faggot.

  • @noztr263 LOL you have issues dude. Telling me to shut the fuck and calling me a faggot with no basis as to why = DUMBASS. If I was still 12 I'd be laughing my ass off, but this is not something the average mma fan will find funny. Listening to Chael's rants is funny, or Bispings quick tongue, or watching anderson dance during the maia fight.

  • Haha oh south park

  • its funny because the insults are so pathetic and stupid they're funny.

  • Jorge Rivera owned him in this.

  • thats why you got your fucking ass beat

  • one word ... childish

  • you got chinned haha

  • he has stupid hair? you have no hair :/

  • jorge wasnt very good in the ufc. but i still wish he would had beaten bisping. bisping treats every fighter like shit before a fight even if they dont do anything to him then acts like its a big deal if they say something about him. he is just a drama queen

  • @jdaslfjdl5435

    Not true. Like brock Lesnar, Bisping only bites back if you disrespect him first. A lot of misunderstood guys in MMA.

  • @VCthaGOATdunker lesnar is like that but not bisping. bisping started all the drama with henderson and his usa team and the actual drama on this past TUF he started. the jokes started with miller but the actual drama was bisping

  • @jdaslfjdl5435

    Never really seen TUF. What did Bisping say about Henderson aside from beating him?

  • @VCthaGOATdunker well with hendo he always was making fun of the usa then drama would start and he would threaten all of the americans. then whenever the usa played jokes afterwards on them he would threaten them. but we saw hendo didnt care after that fight lol

  • @VCthaGOATdunker im sure he disrespects fighter when they come at him first he talked crap to chael sonnen at the press conference while chael didnt say anything to bisping.

  • @CThammavong

    Not true, Earlier Bisping said he'd beat Chael if they were ever to fight, Chael replied by saying he'd "bury Bisping where he stood" and it built up from there.

  • you got your ass kicked then cried that he spit at the floor waaahhh fucking cry babies glad this fool retired he sucked

  • 1:23 was the original song from LMFAO - sexy and you know it!

  • He is a dick but he did put a whoopin on ya but then he spit in your corner so any repsect he earned he lost!

  • I love Jorge.

  • lol, this is funny :D

  • South park version is way better

  • fucking amature Rivera is a piece of shit you fuck with a guy who ends most fight in TKO fashion. He learned his lesson

  • This shit is so retarded.

  • everyone always has an excuse for why people loose to bisping, fuckin suck my dick anyone who still cant admit how good he is. Jorge, Miller. Who's gona talk shit next and get smashed?

  • was this video made before or after bisping knocked the shit out of this bald DICK

  • @zai1n Before.

  • we need more of this kind of stuff in mma

  • Jorge really didn't get beat that bad, yes I understand he did get TKO'd but he also took an illegal knee to the dome in the first round which fucked him pretty hard (BUT A TRUE FIGHT DOESN'T MAKE EXCUSES). Bisping did take him down 3 to 5 times the whole fight but Jorge also tagged Bisping like 2 or 3 times. I would love to see a rematch. All this talk he done is the same thing Chael Sonnen does to everybody except Jorge done it in a creative and unique way. It's to build shit up. Publicity!!!!

  • i guess jorge must quit UFC and join WWE....good actor

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  • jajajajajajajajajaja i love this attempt ... but then, he did get smashed

  • This is too lame for words...and I can't stand Bisping...

  • Ohhhhhhhh Bisping kicked your ass, he kicked your ass all around the whole wide world.

    Oh Bisping kicked your ass, he kicked your ass like you were a little boy or girl. hahaha

  • lol this is funny

  • your name is george not whore-hey, bastard.

  • More time training and less time making shitty videos you might've won

  • This is just pathetically embarrassing. I'll admit, yeah I am a Bisping fan, but seriously this kind of trash just makes Rivera look ridiculous.

    I love any trash talk. When Chael and Bisping are at each others throats I guarantee I will be laughing at everything Chael says, even stuff slagging off Britain.

    This kind of humour is so cringe-worthy though. Really embarrassing. The reason it's funny on South Park is because it's Eric Cartman (A 10-year old boy) singing this.

  • @mikeymorgan ha this vid is funny and its also funny that you are a bisping fan

  • @casf120 What's funnier is the fact you have a mental age low enough to find this video amusing.

  • @mikeymorgan oh reary?

  • pathetic

  • Oh Bisping haters keep on hating! the guys stocks go up everytime you tune in to watch him lose

  • Showed my wee brother this and he killed himself with laughter.. Unfortunately im 25 so due to my maturity i found it pretty sad on Jorge part.. Then i watched the fight and felt really bad for jorge acting like a little girl then fighting like little girl lol.. oh well we probably wont see him fight again anytime soon as for bisping he's in a title eliminator fighter haha Winner

  • I bet he didnt "really mean it" when he was laying on the Octagon count the 10 ringing bells circling his head

  • That is awesome! Can't believe that's the first time I've seen that! RLTW!

  • ahahaha this was funny as fuck.. sucks bisping had to use an illegal knee to win. DICK move on his part

  • its pretty good how he lost aye?

  • So, a dick knocked your ass out? Bisping is KING! Who's this Jorge guy?

  • What is the name of the song at the beginning?

  • i am so immeasurably happy that bisping kneed his head off

  • hahhaha

  • Looks like Jorge is making more money off youtube with stupid videos than he is from the UFC with his MMA skills lol.

    Glad Bisping gave you the beating you deserved. The look on his face after Michael hit him with the illegal knee was priceless.

  • @MrJohnSacko yeah he gave the english way... illegal knee and then spitting

  • @deionsvids11 - gotta go Bisping - hope it doesn't go 5 rounds though down to both stamina and interest, both got stand up and i know Rivera has some jiu jitsu, but he's no Royce Gracie on the ground, we'll see though !

  • @deionsvids11 -  yeah man, sadly it will be from my living room not in Vegas.

  • @Gasguy69 i no it sucks who u goin for

  • i love how alot of people are saying "lighten up, this was just a joke bispings a sour puss" i dont care how sensitive you are....if someone is making idiotic and shit talking videos about you and your familly im sure you wouldnt like it either

  • @XRat0rX Well the internet is a world thing, bispings biggest thing that upset was not only the childish attitude that Jorge had but the fact his children have acsess to the internet.

    Now I don't know about you friend, but if one of my kids walked up too me & asked "why is this foreigner cussing at you?" I'd not be happy. The other thing is trash talk is a double edged sword, if you dont back it up you end up like jorge did! He looked like a discarded mr hankey in fetal position...

  • @wondeboy12 hahahahaha well put

  • LMFAO yank fuckin prick, would carry some weight if you weren't a loser, how did you you like eating English shit you big mouthed cunt ?

  • @Gasguy69 u gonna watch the mayhem vs bisping

  • i dont really like bisping that much, but this is pathetic from a fighter. and the fight was shit.

  • While I'm an AVID Bisping supporter (from England), I couldn't help but laugh. Mainly at the ammount of notes that were out of tune xD

  • jorge rivera... you should have had your two little cock sucker's in the cage with you, might have lasted longer but...bisbing would have fucked you up still and smashed the fuck outta them two..much love from england you mouthy cunt.

    next time, dont try be a pop-idol & do some training instead.

  • this is so bad

  • what a dickhead,glad bisbing beat the hellout of him.

  • Irish part is the best!

  • bald gobshite yank cunt, your not funny and you lost!

  • lollll its so funny how this guy got knocked the fuck out ahahahahahahaha

  • and then he lost?

  • Priceless

  • Whos the bigger dick, a bunch of adult dicks calling someone else a dick or bisping? hmmm dickhead you werent even funny or original ;-/

  • Embaressing

  • @MrSockoOck Just like your spelling.

  • Michael Bisping IS a dick lol

  • Mug!!! he got smacked fuk out of anyway... how dus tht make u feel cock sucker xxxxx

  • This is so stupid its funny. Ding ding ding boga boga boga boga drink drink drink boga boga boga boga

  • this guy's talent really isn't fighting... its singing

  • this is lame yes, that dick fucking fucked you over, get over it!

    (but the ufc needs bisping, he has a funny name and he has ATTITUDE)

    Bring on the FIGHTS

  • This is really lame

  • stupid spic got owned by not even top 10 middleweight dumb bitch

  • it wasnt funny, but i still died from laughing? wtf

  • fuck you rangerUp! jorge is a fucking joke! and bisping deserved to beat ur ass!

  • Rivera is fucking Bitch, good thing that he got knee'd in the forehead

  • Fact is ... bisbing is a fu%$#n dick... after his 1st time coaching on spike.. cant believe he went back on....best to be thought an asshole than to prove it on TV.... he has the maturity level of a 6 year old spoiled brat.... bitchbing is a loser.... always will be...

  • Poor Jorge, still a little dizzy from that ass whooping, eh?

  • off the subject of bisping n rivera, id love for the baddest man to ever compete in UFC (Lee Murray) to come out of prison and fight him again!

  • Bisping is a good man, all Brits and Aussies like him, because they understand him. You dumb yanks just hate anyone who isnt american

  • i think jorge is a dick

  • Busting balls is what we do best. We have no equal.

  • I thought this was funny as fuck, regardless of what happened in the fight

  • this is fuckin embarassing

  • wanna know what is funny this was a joke and do you guys even know what ranger up even is?

  • Riveras was a total cock makin this vid, so glad Bisping TKO'd the prick. UFC really should cut Rivera coz hes fucking wank!!!

  • y he make a video like this he get to fight him y not just fight him good n not make this silly thing it very childish

  • A bald guy making fun of someone's hair... The irony.

  • @Nelvaanian i just thought that haha atleast Bisping has hair

  • @Nelvaanian bald is beautiful!! and sexy |!!

  • dikdikdikdikdikdik

  • Why does everyone hate? This is hilarious...

  • @JakTheShepherd personally i found it hillarious when Bisping TKO'd Rivera

  • your a fagit good thing he knocked you out you nerd

  • SOUTH PARK FTW!!!!! After seeing that, I'm a RIVERA FAN!!!! :D

  • It not the name calling, it's simply the fact that this is just not funny.

  • @tony29051 its military humor...some of us think this shit is hilarious...others who have never realy done anything high intensity wouldnt understand...go back to xbox kiddo

  • Captain Adams is a dick!.... any fans of the rangerup stories will know what I mean

  • The only thing that is funny about this video is those tossers pathetic attempt at humour.

  • lol i honestly think this is stupid as fuck but its still pretty damn funny

  • people say shit about that jorge would have beaten bisping if he hadn't kneed him but bisping was winning anyway and he had good time to recover so fuck jorge

  • people say shit about that jorge would have beaten bisping if he hadn't kneed him but bisping was winning anyway

  • @nikto45 lmao shut up you big wannabe your such a joke, and btw if you are actually in the marine corps I feel bad for you being in the dumbest shittiest branch of our military lmao y'all a bunch of sandbags...... Navy spec ops run all the real shit and you know this!

  • Jorge Rivera mastered the art of terrible comedy

  • i like the writing, not the rest !

  • i fucking love bisping

    England England England

  • By the far the funniest video by a UFC fighter, right next to Chael Sonnen and his talking. I will say this though. Bisping got his ass kicked by Hamil and won that decision which was bullshit...and cheated to win against Jorge. Bisping has absolutely no damn class. And this video is a well deserved laugh at him because he is a absolute shitty sportsman. Average fighter, who is a draw such as Hardy because he is a Brit, with a big mouth and shitty manners.

  • Oh plz not only were jorges vids funny but he did it to get under his skin and it did but bispings come backs were even more childish and mean. I'm a huge fan of bisping but he acted like a total snatch this time. Jorge could have easily chose not to continue and rightly so but he sacked up and fought

  • I want to like Rivera but he talked all that smack and then gets beat down. He needs to learn how to tie up the opponent instead of just covering up in a fetal position. I was pretty disappointed with the fight. Now he faces Sakara who has the faster hands. It's going to be interesting. But I think Sakara will ko Rivera.

  • YOOO FAACKIN MEAT BISCUIT, JOGG ON YOOOO FAACKIN MUGGG..... BEFORE YOU GET STRETCHED OUT ONNA MUDD....

  • YOOO FAACKIN MEAT BICUIT, JOGG ON YOOOO FAACKIN MUGGG..... BEFORE YOU GET STRETCHED OUT ONNA MUDD....

  • and then he gets his asswhoped

  • @lisenyoudontknowme getting kneed in the head will do that to ya... bisping would have taken the DQ win instead of getting back up to fight

  • @JLPuffums before the knee he was getting his ass kicked jorge is not a good mma fighter maybe when he was younger he was but now no he sucks!

  • jorge rivera you are a fucking asshole

    thats not good sportsmanship and you know it

    and that was meant to be for fun?

    fuck you douchebag

    and I'm of Irish descent you mother fucker, I have never been so fucking offended in my life!

  • @GeoPhe42 Im 100% Irish, you "of irish descent", im not offended one bit, i hate bisping, hes a shit fighter and talks too much bullshit along with 99% of the english population, JORGE RIVERA IS #FTW

  • @GeoPhe42 yo douche bag jorge lost... I agree Bisping has a shitty attitude, but so do about 70% of the UFC's fighters. I'm glad that you are unaffected by this ass's videos but I don't think anyone should be siding with this idiot... look at the video its so stupid. I will back down at the fact that you are 100% more irish than me but Bisping is one of my favorite fighters and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you talk shit about, cause he makes the UK look strong fighting not posting blogs... %%

  • jorge lost the fight, but bisping is still the biggest sack of dog shit in the UFC

  • this stupid spic made himself look like a right fool by gettin his asskicked. Plus that video couldnt have been less funny.. what a knob ha!

  • did people forget that he got kneed in the face??? shit if he lost fairly then yeah talk all the shit you want. but bisping cheated sooo you guys cant really talk shit.

  • dick dick dick dick dick :)))

    

  • There's three kinds of people in this crazy crazy world. We have Dicks, pussys and assholes.

    Now Michael Bisping might be a dick, but this guy is an asshole and his faggots behind him are pussys.

    Lets not forget that dicks fuck pussys AND assholes

    FPMSL

  • @CaptainCarling ONLY THREE KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD????? THEN I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU A PUSSY AND ASSHOLE CUS THE BRAIN OF YOURS IS FUCKED.......DUMBASS.....HAHHA­.........DONT TRY TO SOUND SMART IT MAKES YOU SOUND STUPID

  • @orejassejas Ha ha, you say that, but what i said is at the top of the tree so you read it. I would suggest you go look at at some mma vids that are a bit more up to date as you're a little late on this by around 3 months ;-)

  • @CaptainCarling Ha Ha, yea i say that and ill say it again. "TOP OF THE TREE".........hahahhaha ....what tree? you mean the comments????.......haha....get over it loser.......dumbass. i suggest you go jump right in front of a BUS.....peace Captain hahahhaah :-)

  • @orejassejas I know what it is, you're one of the guys in the vid aren't you?

    Dont be shy, come out and tell us if you're offended lol ;-)

  • @CaptainCarling because if they didnt fuck assholes, our dicks and pussys would be covered in SHIT

  • Jorge has a big mouth... MICHAEL HAS BIG PUNCHES !

  • Kick His Ass Jorge!!!! hahaha Funny Shit! 

  • @clublidoDOORMAN jorge already got beaten?

  • FUCK U AND FUCK THE BRITS IN THE TITS

  • yuck..

  • LOL he got ktfo'd by a big ole' fuckin dick

  • hahahahha! It's funny, that's all that matters

  • Haha who's the dick now.

  • and that dick knocked your ass out

  • @TheApacheHawk013 that does not change the fact that he is a dick....he goes for illegal hits to hurt his opponents then he goes for the ko.isnt this what dick people do??!!and we saw what happened to him against tough fighters

  • @MrTlais yea 3 times and that is it. Yea Bisping is a dick thats obvious but Jorge is a fuckin sore ass crybaby. I prefer a asshole like Micheal than a shit talking cry baby any day of the week

  • @MrTlais i am not saying taht jorge isnt an asshole...both fighters suck

  • jorge is so cool man

  • I like how when it "beeps" if u listen closely you CAN here the "fuckin" in the background : p

  • i like how bisbing kicked his fucking ass

  • @gemmatoby77

    @damhaith

    /watch?v=MB_nxp_Wcv4

    You are a disgrace to the sport of MMA if you believe a man who throws a cheapshot like that deserves a win. In my opinion Dana should keep Bisping out of the Octagon for a while, the dumbass can't even keep track of his emotions, which is the first thing you learn when going into any sport professionally - especially mixed martial arts.

  • This is embarrassing.

  • both of these fighters are piece of shits they both suck any top 10 middle weights nutts

  • LOLOL the irish drink drink drink

  • Bisping shut him up.

  • I believe Jorge still not wake up from TKO by Bisping

  • @pick7120 well he sure as hell woke up alot faster then bisping when DAN HENDERSON KNOCKED BISING DA FUCK OUT

  • @pick7120 oh yeah a huge deliberate illegal