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i said that to mY teacher today ummmmmmmmmmmm yaaa

adr6ianw98 1 week ago

ERIC:HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS!

MR.GARRISON:WAT DID YOU SAY!

ERIC:IM SORRY IM SORRY WAT I SAY WAS[HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS!

MR.GARRISON:LET GO TO PRINCIPAL OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STAN:OH SHIT DUDE

regaddictionsmurder 3 weeks ago

im good sir

12jaceman 3 weeks ago

My speakers were muted D:

XXPENCHEXX 1 month ago

no thank you :)

mkykewlbooboolover12 1 month ago

holy shit dude.

erikajordan89 2 months ago

I would like it just fine.

colourfulwithaU 3 months ago

click here 0:02 and it looks like cartman spazes

fireninja54 3 months ago

whats tha thing thats tiny were cartman's penis should be

fireninja54 3 months ago

He said ball.

Singular.

:D

Clarence055 3 months ago

My new ringtone for my ex gf

LilThriller101 4 months ago

no k thx bye

BeastLordofMetal 4 months ago

what season and what eposide?

MediaMan720 4 months ago

@MediaMan720

If I remember correctly this is from the south park movie; "South Park: Bigger, longer and uncut"

cw301 4 months ago 7

@MediaMan720 its from the movie

CornyTelecaster49 4 months ago

@MediaMan720 think it's da movie

GOLDSPLATTER32 2 months ago

You don't know how BAD, I want to say this to one of my teachers ^.^

HHHdahman 4 months ago

Only if you'll suck mah fat tittiez D:<!!!

XD

MajorHarvestMoonFan 5 months ago

Numbers

1=To suck mah balls

2=To suck mah balls

3=Suck mah balls

4=Balls

5-9=Cartman make a grunt noise with a face that makes him look like he's taking a crap

SuperCoolFluffyPony 5 months ago

@SuperCoolFluffyPony 5-9, please!

kennylover123100 4 months ago

@kennylover123100 Well I mean if you hold it down :D

SuperCoolFluffyPony 4 months ago

@SuperCoolFluffyPony well then im holding it down on the phone! oh, and dont forget.........weeeeeeeellllllllll,kyles mom is a bitch,she's a big, big bitch, shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world if there ever was a bitch, shes a bitch to all the boys and girls! *kyles mom poofs up behind me* oh fuck....

kennylover123100 4 months ago

@SuperCoolFluffyPony NOW I GET IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

kennylover123100 4 months ago

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Cartman suck your own

SuperAnthony8000 5 months ago

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SuperAnthony8000 5 months ago

i would love to!

poppersopper 5 months ago

NO THANK YOU! thanks for the offer but NO! NOT NOW NOT TODAY NOT TOMORROW!............what about tuesday..........hm why not

tyier226 5 months ago

Cartman: how would you like to suck my balls?!

Me:Present them :)

Jerk12354 5 months ago

I would love to, thanks

Jnix29 5 months ago

how does it taste

TheAlden025 5 months ago

i would thank you very much

TheAlden025 5 months ago

37 people would like to suck his balls.

CrackPipeWiIIie 5 months ago

press 5 it looks like cartmans hitting the person behind him

JetsRulesteelersSUCK 5 months ago

ill post this link in an argument someday hehe!

cmclsrnsee 5 months ago

0:00

Bonezee123 5 months ago

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BILLIE JOLENE is a chain smoking, thunderbird wine drinking, hot mess diva on the look out for a man. Just type in billiejolene1

(it also features her pill popping friend Bobby Ray who's also on the lookout for a man as well).

BillieJolene1 5 months ago

suck my ball

acrobatsutr 6 months ago

i liked the part when eric said how would u like 2 suck my balls

boomhighlow 6 months ago

"How would you like to suck my balls."

this is a quote from well-known show "Southern Park" it is my favrite show.

howardj23475 6 months ago

@howardj23475 its not "Southern Park"...Its "South Park"...loser..

JibranHaidery 6 months ago

@JibranHaidery how would you like to suck my balls

howardj23475 6 months ago

@howardj23475 Screw you..

JibranHaidery 6 months ago

@JibranHaidery Hater...

how would you like to suck my balls

howardj23475 6 months ago

@howardj23475 loser...

FAG!

JibranHaidery 6 months ago

@JibranHaidery sorry, hate speech (nigger fag, etc.) is not allowed on youtube. I'm gonna have to report you.

howardj23475 6 months ago 2

@howardj23475 HA! IDIOT!

Every thing is allowed on youtube!

JibranHaidery 6 months ago

i would love

too

auburnblowsdonkey 6 months ago

this is my reaction to all haters of my fav nintendo franchise

Homerboy44 6 months ago

he says ball lol

crazychica564 6 months ago

Hahah Cartman. ;D

InxLovexAndxLost 6 months ago

35 people want to suck Eric Cartman's balls

DuncanTheSaiyanhog 6 months ago

what ballz?

crazybeanz100 6 months ago

PRESENT THEM

MrNickro10 6 months ago

I sent this to someone... teehee!

darkkingshow 7 months ago

cant wait to use this on a forum

Lemonzadez 7 months ago

Like If you really wanna say this to someone =)

EatingKillingBull 7 months ago

me:hi cartman

cartman:shut up

stan:hi

cartman:SHUT UP

mr garisson:hello class

cartman:HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS

everyone:YOU GOT OWNED BY A CHILD

jodine 7 months ago

@jodine be quiet.

IhearaHunter117 6 months ago

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doglovers12341 7 months ago

lol how would like to suck my balls

Lashman424 7 months ago

whenever someones being a hater on facebook just reply with this

havoc412 7 months ago

present them

-mr garrison

theJRLMchannel 8 months ago

thumbs up if you noticed there's no 0:02

missjuliepenguin 8 months ago 2

by the way missjuliepenguin its just so short its far at the end and its only on for 0:02 seconds you retard :-P

jodine 7 months ago

dear 28 people

how would you like to suck my balls

reay134reay 8 months ago 43

@reay134reay commenting on dislikes? thats 10 times more unoriginal as the Doritos comment.

supremeoveralskaters 4 months ago

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Wtf, related videos - how would you like to suck my balls? Because you watched - eminem - i need a doctor ft. Dr. Dre

MrEriken 9 months ago

how would you like to suck my balls !!!!!!!!

Xxalex760xXx 9 months ago

Well PFFFFFFFFT.......It is a fair question......Mr Garrison knows Cartman's balls aren't going to suck themselves

MrLUCIFER616 9 months ago

press 4 :D

sahul9000 10 months ago

Dude so would you rather sodimize Oprah Winfrey or perform the cleavland steamer with Martha Stuart?

DudeSoWhatIf123 10 months ago

How would you like to suck my balls

Beberleisagaytool 11 months ago

how would u like 2 suck mine!

supersonicman01 11 months ago

i would not!

supersonicman01 11 months ago

heeeewl no!

supersonicman01 11 months ago

no f.u

supersonicman01 11 months ago

I would love to.

G41Assassin 11 months ago

hey what is the show of that in

cutexuanning 11 months ago

@cutexuanning South Park?

xXHukariXx 11 months ago

IT HAZ A WRONG TITLE!!!!!!!!! in The video he's missin da S in balls :P

kjoege1000 1 year ago

lol awesome

bc2fornoobs 1 year ago

Like if you followed the link from the Battlefield Blog... hahahaha

irongoose99 1 year ago 23

@irongoose99

this video is posted on a blog

:D

Awesome, can anyone link this to me?

cw301 1 year ago

@irongoose99 Haha yeah thats me.

AIexsantgo 4 months ago

no thank you ^.^;;;;;;;;;;;

wolfismynameXP2 1 year ago

what ep

Haweye1000 1 year ago

how would u like 2 suk my balls mr garrison

courtneychook 1 year ago

what episode??

bennett937 1 year ago

@bennett937 its a part from the south park movie

CesarOC123 1 year ago

classic =D

rebby2222 1 year ago

Im good thanks

SuperLizzy1999 1 year ago

This has been flagged as spam show

I would love to suck your balls :)

MetalJockeSWE 1 year ago

19 ppl can suck my balls

Izisal 1 year ago

18 people can suck my balls

farmanimal69 1 year ago

funny

Street97 1 year ago

Im running Internet explorer and it shows the time of related videos.

slimjimo10 1 year ago

lol theres my new ringtone

bubbaboo15 1 year ago

Id use this as my ringtone or message tone

sporegodcreator 1 year ago

Does anyone know where I can watch the full episode?

luigihijklmn 1 year ago

@luigihijklmn southparkstudioscom

antarie128 1 year ago

@luigihijklmn

southparkstudios. com/international/

bornacriminal 1 year ago

lol mister garisson replys deep fat fryed xD

madlegoman 1 year ago

i woulden't like it ;( mmkay?

ILCOVERU 1 year ago

haha!lol!

caleik7 1 year ago

best 3 seconds of my life

darkcow229 1 year ago

2 short

Haruko7777 1 year ago

my response to the Sega fans who hate sonic 4

cluckeythe2 1 year ago

What is part of season and serie? Please say T^T

elinassa 1 year ago

Well that was too short

chunkyjam241 1 year ago

witch episode is it from?

plzz reply!

DJpro9 1 year ago

Best line ever.

stevostevie 1 year ago

dude suck it self.

fecility1 2 years ago

o ley shit dude

uatam552 2 years ago

cool vid

short but funny xD

tugathug94 2 years ago 4

no way u fuckin fatass

shadowcharizard10 2 years ago

he wasent talkin to u dumb fuck

expo81822 2 years ago

It must be my mobile phone's message ringtone. xD xD

turkey9494 2 years ago

no way hoe

megamangun675 2 years ago

download it as an mp3 with v downloader and u get a great ringtone!

giannaras21 2 years ago 4

It only got that many views becouse we thought it was the real one not just one phrase...

IMrFishie 2 years ago

Well, sorry... But does youtube not tell you the lengh of the video in the bottom right ?

cw301 2 years ago

before we view it? idiot

Pensrock8729 2 years ago

There was no need to insulting me.

Also I have just searched (in Youtube) "How would you like to suck my balls" My video is 6th from the top of the page, and the small framestop of Eric Cartman has the numbers "0.03" in the bottom right, would you like me to supply evidence?

cw301 2 years ago 3