dirty card joke

[TheIceSamurai]

show how u did it

[wojtwinkel]

how do you know what happened in my house lastnight???

[3isenheim]

It's pretty easy to figure out , i just wanna know how did he do the aristocrats part......

Still i'm watching it over and over so i might get it as well.

Great trick by the way ;-)

[RonthisTW]

@3isenheim That was actually the only part I figured out.

Notice when he shows the card box, there is a crease in the middle of the box. It was a flap that he let go of and it folded over to reveal the picture.

[FranclyWeirdBros]

I don't get the aristocrats part?

[noodnic]

@FranclyWeirdBros Aristocrats are sick fuckers who would do this.

[wogacelli]

@FranclyWeirdBros here: /watch?v=f5b3juStfKQ

this will explain it too you

[GhostEllusionist]

ttttuuuuttttoooorrrriiiiaaaall­ll

[PukeOfThePukes]

wicked sick man

[nekizmijavcanin3]

hahahaha!!!

[A7xMan55]

This never gets old lol

[magicman1025]

so u r fuckin awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! but ppppppppppppppllllllllllllllll­leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeee­eeeeeeee(please) make a tutorial if it is not to much trouble

[Sligogirl1998]

Jesus man thats wickid!

[234nightfox]

HOLY SH!TZ that is good! you should sell that trick and make money

[shadowq907]

that's fucking awsome

[Blackjackreggie]

loloololol Thats was great!!

[MasterLucasOliver]

What the fuck?!

[ZubairProductions]

I love how he Says "The Aristocrats"

[KEVSONNOSVEK]

is this Edward Norton cuz it sure looks like him!

[dreadedtwix8000]

thats pure awesome.

[Elliotbrown16]

dude you gotta make more videos I almost peed my self

ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!LOL!!!!!!!!:)

[ajuicejemas]

This was so amazing. The joke itself was very clever, and the magic was totally flawless.

[2003ammar]

omfg dude that was so awsome man

[chrisis138]

It's funny watching a stupid video, then reading the comments and people are arguing about shitty comedians and the use of apostrophes.

[2003ammar]

omfg muahahahaha man i love you no homo man

[chrisis138]

@2003ammar homo.

[LadyArwenFC]

hahahaha lmao

[MeAndHim714]

post a tutorial please!!! LOL!!!!!!!

[TheFreeLi]

well done

[linkint30]

u completely copied gilbert godfried's aristocrate joke

[TheJayfa]

@linkint30 Well done sport. The aristocrats joke has been in the business forever. There's a  movie about it, and even a wiki page on it. Gottfried didn't invent jack.

[linkint30]

@TheJayfa i never said gottfried invented it at all...i just said he copied this trick. i was just saying that because besides bob sagets version, i feel gottfrieds is one of the most popular

[TheJayfa]

@linkint30 Funny, I thought you said it was Gottfried's joke...

[linkint30]

@TheJayfa just cause i said u copied "golbert Gottfrieds joke" doesnt mean i said it was HIS joke. i meant it as in Gottfried was one of a lot of people who told the joke

[TheJayfa]

@linkint30 Yuh-huh, of course that's what you meant - en.wikipedia [dot] org/wiki/Apostrophe#Possessive­_apostrophe

[linkint30]

@TheJayfa well then i guess u know what i mean and i didnt

[TheJayfa]

@linkint30 Hmmm... well you aren't using apostrophes for your contractions, not that it would make sense that 'Gottfried's' would be a contraction in that context so the only other options are that it is a possessive apostrophe or you have poor command over the English language. Either way, you are blaming the wrong person for the error.

[linkint30]

@TheJayfa well lets clear some things up, im not blaming anyone for any errors. And im not writing a fucking english essay. im commenting on a video on youtube. so i mean im sorry if i dont use correct punctuation. maybe when i said "godfried's aristocrate joke" u interpreted it as me saying it was his joke. regardless if i used a possessive apostrophe, what i meant was he told the joke in general

[twiggynothing]

@TheJayfa People like you deserve Herpes.

[TheJayfa]

@twiggynothing and people like you have it. It's such a cruel world, isn't it?

[rawr359]

@twiggynothing jesus fucking christ stop arguing. you called it gottfried's joke, it's not, someone corrected you, now get the fucking sand out of your loose floppy vagina and shut the fuck up.

[twiggynothing]

@rawr359 I never made a single argument, and I certainly don't need to be corrected!! Did you even read the page? I only suggested that people with polluting, and grotesque mouth garbage such as yourself deserve the worst for making the internet a nightmare to be on. We are not all pathetic loosers with small dicks, ugly girlfriends, and vicariously inflated egos. And for the record the trick/ joke was terrible.

[rawr359]

@twiggynothing lol u mad?

[chrisis138]

@TheJayfa you dumbass, fuckin' jerk, fuckin' asshole and you're ugly as hell.

[SvartMagic]

Dirty magic, but nice moves. ;)

[omrespectabil]

you can see how he pull away the card at 0:21 - 0:25

the card remains in the other hand, in the pack

[sjsawyer]

@omrespectabil Thanks Houdini.

[omrespectabil]

@sjsawyer you`re welcome Laurel

[ToraACR]

Would like to see this in an international lecture ;E

[CDenic]

The lamest, most overplayed joke of all time...

...brought to life anew. Friggin' brilliant.

[jaghippie]

funny

[jmchickens]

BAAAAHAHAHAHA BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA and once again BAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAEFAJLEJGAIEJ­FADF

[SinbadDHock]

@jmchickens most epic comment i ever see :P

[098Webbo]

Piss funny

[krato567]

that was so funny!!! LOL

and dirty!!

[Arenicolous]

Lol nice nice nice

[bencho8787]

****ing awesome ;)

[MrKevingouveia]

hahahahahahaha dude that is legend

[whatwedo97]

Lol, "The aristocrats" LOL

[JuannyBear]

hahahaha

[DonZabu]

This is the most creative comedy routine I've ever seen.

[frankart602]

someone knows some magic tricks, and knows how to count cards xD nice joke i love it

[94MysteriousGirl]

niice

[badcompany32]

Guys sub to me and I will sub back I do some of these videos

[blubberfun369]

Omg that was really dirty but at the same time was extremely hilarious!! I couldn't stop laughing!

[TWISTEDCRACK]

thats hilarious lol

[razortrixs123]

lol i like the way he talks and white power

[lalallakal]

dude you got to tell how to do that

[Begeru]

Haha that's probably one of the best Aristocrats jokes ever!

[supersane101]

Gotta love the Aristocrats. It's a classic joke and this is a great telling of it.

[esamariposa169]

horney

[AtlantisSkye]

It's so dirty and I love it.

[RapperEater303]

Hahah Wow i favored this haha check mine out

[viksamkd]

wooooooooooooow

[Bylon91]

that's what I call dirty magic

[Tubbs3695]

funny

[whothefuckami15]

super!

[c00yt825]

Awesome

[Miniolo]

hahahah PERFECT:)

[MckaysProductions]

very funny trick :)

[Mu51c4bl3]

5/5

[lilw44]

wow very funny

[SiiKOnEz]

that iz fukken amazing

[dman592]

post a video on how to do it!

LOL!!!!!

[timster10001]

hey mismag822rocks stole this exact video from you

[TheUnnamedx5]

lol

[TheLedoO]

LOL!!!thats so funny

[xXKillerxXxJasXx]

L...O....L!!!!

[Hanersej208]

Awesome !!!!!

[Taylorrun]

LOL!

[KEVSONNOSVEK]

isnt he an actor

[CaRdFrEaK365]

LMAO!!!!! funny and cool.

[msarmer]

look at the middle of the box, there is fold/crease which means it's just a flap that folds over to change the cover of the deck

[DoubleXMagic]

How do you blow on the box and change it?

[sch96]

look closely, there is a crease in the middle, its a flap

[ivanl38]

this is sooooo coooooooooool

[wulord]

How did he pull off that bit at the end where he blows the box and changes the cover?

[TmoT100]

LOL!

[gugg313]

fucken eh!!!! ahahahaha best fucken card trck ive eva seen in my fucken life!!!

[B4sk3tdud3]

What's the thing at 0:11 was and how do you do it??

[IAmEpiQ]

It's Ribbon Spread kind of thing.

Just do a spread like he did, and lift up the first card you spread, and lift it over.

[Richardealer]

excelent! very funny

[wiccan4ever]

i dont get it 0.0

[liboon24]

its a story actually

[kritiklmass]

its the aristocrats joke. its from the documentary "the aristocrats." the version bob saget tells is epic

[Aaronbond0]

that was awesome

[JamesC1428]

that was funny man

[animefanx8]

thats so prerverted, but its pretty funny.

[dudokozle]

Hahahahahha! Very nice !:)

[Spike991blofeld]

I feel dirty now, I'm going to go take a bath with mom and her cherry colored ass.:)

[soraskeyblade71]

dat was sick man!!!

:)

[bx1GRIMM1xd]

Haha. That was fuckin good.

[COOLCAT440]

too dirty

[ainsteinro]

good joke :))

[OneAwesomeFoursome]

hahaha LEGEND!

[dyepaintballer23]

Wow! Awesome video man!

[smackydoodle]

that joke came form South Park. hilarious!

[crissangelfan212]

no its not... almost every comedian has done this... even bob saget! the creator if the joke is unknown

[tripledddx3]

this joke is way older than South Park, its a joke is actually well known by all comedians

[vggggi]

funny as fck add it to my favourites

[Airs0ftleg3nd858]

hahahahahaha htis was the first youtube video that actualy made me laugh

[sanstar123]

nice man!

[JammieJamie19]

Jokes!

[slcsperrow]

hilarous!!!

[fiend225]

dude that was funny and awsome

[angrychae]

hahahahahah funny

[thewolfofwar]

so funny

[paintballtight]

GAY!!!

[LKhappy]

shit thats amazing and funny at the same time

[SchweMusic]

Awsome dude, hes great and funny. (but how is he doing that????)

[charririck]

magic?lol jk jk

[drummerdude1123]

awsome

[solidsarris135]

hahhahahaha

[munchkimmy25]

WTF!?

how'd he do that? can somebody please tell me?

[xxDmXxx1]

how the fuck did he do that shit!???

[forum2cracka]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[dmfighter]

it clearly seems to mean the girls vagina, the paper cut.Great way to tell the joke

[ChivasCabron]

The best version of the joke!

[BooShank]

Her what is twitching? What's he saying?

[bojangles4player]

paper cut i think

[BooShank]

What just paper cut mean?

[BooShank]

What does paper cut mean?

[banksta2]

vagina

[charririck]

what the fuck?

[slavadonnapopavich]

he said paper cunt

[Cybrok]

That is GREAT.

I loved the joke, but now THAT is funny.

[ArcShady]

very nice

[kalleman93]

i cant stop lafffing lol keep it up

[RustyAHole]

soo good!

[crzyfastswimma]

teach me lol

[cyssasoriano]

Nice theme! check out mine too, the video They're Doing Something

[cyssasoriano]

lol

[Lasoon94]

This is very good!

[rockjunky116]

one of my favorites

[williamsp01]

lol it is good