Fowl mouthed parrot had me laughing!

[TONYZ1LLA]

1:08 JOKER'S BACK!!!!

[MadameGothica]

Omg xDD

[iBeTommy]

dude, ur laugh is contagious

[FatassDiaries]

Holy shit the ending is hilarious.

[tracykeylor]

Oh, my goodness! That was so amusing, I was laughing hard listening to the bird, then hearing you laugh, had me rolling on the floor; especially the ending.

[MsHolly30]

you know its not nice to teach your parrots to swear even if you don't mean to

[TheKenth84]

@MsHolly30 Who cares if its wrong when its this halarious? xD

Srsly though, I believe the filmer when he said the bird knows other words.

The bird probably choses the phrases it knows is gonna get it the most attention. Its a parrot after all, they are smart.

[MASTERGNOMEJH]

So i was in a drug store and they had a parrot . I walked by it and it said Fuck you...I just thought, did that parrot just tell me that? So i got what i needed and every time i went back it would say it. I told the store owner to let him know he was saying that and he said, Ill stop that, he knows better. He walked over and took the bird out and whopped him on the head and threw him back in. I walked by again and the parrot says.hey you, guess what? and i said what? and he said, You know...

[007Curro]

Guy: stop swearing and speaking in French

Bird: fuck off

Guy: rofl!

[alexestla]

Fuck off you twat xD i laughed so much

[skwerlylove]

I laughed so hard!!! I love the bird's parting phrase so much!!!!

[jrojeck]

God, I was laughing so hard from watching this I was crying.

[AshleighAdrianae]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! twat.

[DarqInjection]

Epic I love it so much

[alexxenophon]

The ultimate best!

[force83x]

omg lol i swear i almost died laughing i couldn't breathe

[SmootherCone2]

HAHA UR BIRD JUST TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF!! WHOS THE PET NOW XD

[LoganJackson]

wow, that bird is pissed!

[cacaroG]

shut the cunt!

xD

[after5er]

Very funny

[flameheads0998]

Guy-You can do other stuff than speaking...

Parrot- :l Fuck off you twat!

I WANT THAT PARROT XD 

[furrtek]

Twat... Shut the cunt.

Loled hard :(

[genewifr22]

that dude laughs like jack nicholson in anger management :')

[lololo728]

hahahhhhahahahahahahahahahah lmfao

[TheMonchezzz]

Damn that bird is too cool... Had me cracking up.

[MrandMrsDanielM]

you can say better things... "fuck off" hahahahahahaha

[CowgirlCaz]

I can watch this over and over I can't get enough lol. I don't know what's funnier: the bad birdie or the owner laughing LOL!!!!

[xXMurderOnFireXx]

0:59 best part LOL

[HRqrtrhrslvr]

Agree, the camera is shaking and the guy is snorting...too funny!!

[Racecarlock]

"You can say other things than swear words you know"

"Fuck off you twat"

[blaquemilque]

Hilarious. I was laughing as much as the guy with the camera.

[1993ni]

1:00 is the best part!!

[1993ni]

LOL

[lololsobored]

Oh dear you're shocking...........twat

[breannakolb]

So funny!

[falloutnewvaguspro]

hahahhahahahahaha

[taralee2012]

Wow, he is laughing and right as he starts to clam his laughing the bird bitches at him some more. and whats so funny is that when the guy says something the parrot tell him to fuck off,, and it just relates to what was said..oh man my parrot makes me laugh but not this hard..

[brwneydd]

cmon, you can say other things than swear words, stop cursing....

Fuck off you twat! funny and yet a little disturbing at the same time... LOL my grey tends to like alcohol more than cursing... she is always offering... "do you want some wine? do you want a beer? do you want some vodka? Of course i don't give her any of those things! Yours mimicks your cursing and mine, well, lets just say ... enjoys talking about livations! we gotta love our greys!!

[harveydog2006]

fuck off you twat absolutley priceless

[harveydog2006]

i saw a parrot on rude tube and now i cant stop searching your pet is awsome

[ROBOTASSHOLE]

how dis it learn this from tv 

[butterfly9081]

Omg, How Funny Pissing My Sides:')x

[fattychunksings]

i'm laughing so hard i'm crying lol the parrot sounds like he's actually in dialog, and annoyed!!!! lol

[fliegeroh]

Hilarious, a bird that says stfu and fuck off. He's twice as smart as a lot of YouTube commentators.

[kenzy6666]

bonjour bonjour abonne, what is the rest?

[ksol1460tv]

When he hears you laughing he says it more 'cause he knows he can get attention! XD

[brittneybitch99]

I love the guy laughing that is video taping!!! hahahaha...love this bird!!! I wanna be his friend!!!

[Maokaori]

i thought the man was david bowie. it sounds just like him

[isisdron]

LMAO!! He's even picked up the accent how cute!  love it!

[dragonwolf89]

DUDE I WANT UR BIRD!!!!

i was laughing my ass off

[KarleesMommy1022]

he is soo mean.. thats hilariuos

[ladyvalarie]

This is so funny??

[34spedr]

wow were can i get me one of those !!!!!

[Rookie35m]

I lost it at the end LMAO

[saranghaeyo2326]

F**K OFF YOU TWAT! HAHAHAA the timing is perfect!!

[kenzy6666]

Bonjour Bonjour, avez-vous besoin de boire?

[molonlave2010]

SHUT UP CUNT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

[CiarloneShow]

LOL! BULLOCKS! That bird has impeccable comic timing! XD HAHAHAHAHA! I had a good laugh from that!!!!

[Liuhuayue]

So... did you teach it that?

[eragon2121]

"Stop cursing and speak French"

"Fuck off twat"

lmao

[MsLadyGagaBitch]

I'm not sure whats making me laugh more, the bird or the guy's laugh.

[xXHITMAN14]

lol shut up cunt

[hijack19921]

lol fuck off yea twat. Had me rolling xD !!

[ColorsOfTears]

I honestly loved the guy laughing xDD It was hilarious. And then the parrot just made it even more entertaining!! Pfft~ parrots ftw.

[foreveracountrygirll]

hahahaha fuck off you twat. lmfao! i cant stop watching this! i love the guys laugh too! freakon hilarious!

[Eitak911]

phoque= Seal

[Hustlaabaee18]

lmfao fuck off you twat had to be the best part ( ;

[alania421]

Hahaha.. "Shut the f*** up you t***.!" I laughed so hard when he said that!

[aLbed12]

HAHA twat

[PS3fanboyclaycdc]

that bird scares the hell out of me when it looks at the camera all serious

[RU4BN8OUT]

THE GUY HAD ME LAUGHING MORE THAN THE BIRD...

[sgtgorecki]

If I didn't have kids, I would get one of these birds just to teach it to talk like this!!!

[GirlSpiritWolf]

i laughed at the end alot when he said shut the f*u*k up you twat!!! lolololololoLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LO LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[tonymonopoly11]

LOL HE TOLD YOU. WHEN NATURE RETALIATES

[gingiesheart]

hahahahahaahah....awesome! there's my laugh for the day! this bird is friggin epic!!!

[nrg411]

I know its been on a while, but I cant tell you how many times Ive laughed at this. maybe part you, definately all the the bird. timing is perfect at the end. so many thanks.

[ZaffireWolf]

Sounds like Steve Cowell really knows how to amuse himself in his spare time. 

[GarlandFraser]

sounds like my grandma

[calskating33]

personally i think the guy in the background is funnier than the bird. He's pissin his pants.

[music895luver]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhah­a

[QMPhilosophe]

This bird's got a mouth like my ex-wife's!

[spagettiluver]

DID HE JUST SAY "CUNT NUGGET" O.O

[99FeeBee99]

haha, "shut up you fucker"

[29glambert29]

Omg I think I just died laughing

[HilariousHotdog]

The best part is because this bird has like no idea what its saying. hahahahha

[xoxoDAVETANGOxoxo]

"Fuck up you twat" HAHAHAHAAH!!

[remi420777]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[PureFunk13]

lmfao, listening to me turned me back into a little giggling 5th grader.

[PanthaFan891]

u sound like the dude from double rainbow

[TheLinkinparklover2]

omg i love this bird!

[zimmiz20]

"fuck off you twat" I love that bird

[huskerjay2011]

"Fuck off you twat." HAHAHA! Owned by an avion :-) oh, and can you tell us what he said at the beginning in French? I only caught a couple of words but that wasn't enough to even begin translating lol

[ryder1111]

Awesome.

[YOUJIZZFACE]

hahaha that last bit is tha best lol

[sthesailor]

I WANT THAT PARROT LOL

[kenzy6666]

anybody know what he says at the beginning in french?



[Axine4]

@kenzy6666 he said :"bonjour...bonjour, ah bon, est-ce que vous devez boire ?", meaning literally "hello...hello, so, do you need to drink ?"

[ryansjones]

You don't see this every day do you

[gurus954]

You know that's a sailors bird.

Come on now you can say other things besides swearing and speaking french .. fuck off you twat!

[DaLilShorty8999]

You can say other things.. say something in french..

FUCK OFF YOU TWAT!

[MyrickWD]

Anytime I want a good laugh I watch this. Just fantastic. I especially like hearing the videographer laughing. Post some more!

[LiTTLEbOYRX]

GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ajay308]

I'd pay good money to see that bird at stand up.

[anurek123]

first word outta his mouth is twat hahah and he says like he is truely pissed off. hahaha!

[Midlight00Wolf95]

I think this bird's been watching too much Shaun of the Dead. xD  lawl

[the0th]

this bird hates when people speak french.

[Death929]

This bird must be a fan of Gordon Ramsey, splitting image.

[TheM3TaLMeTaLLiCa]

that is sooooo wierd

[PolishedMetal]

I wonder who will send this to RWJ >_>....

[EyeHeartTrexes]

haha fucking hilarious. I have a 7 year old african grey. Ive taught him 'fucker' and \what the fuck' but this birds hilarious! An exceptional vocabulary of profanities haha

[LucretiacookiebitchX]

Thumbs Up if you can't watch this without laughing

[Dashapell]

@LucretiacookiebitchX thumbs up whore

[Psychoekel]

"shut up cunt"

hahahaha

[jessd423]

Really brings meaning to the expression "Pardon my French"

[Kissymermaid]

Wet me knickers!!! So funny, the owner is scolding the bird for saying bad words. The birds response, "Fuck off U twat" I was laughing so hard I was crying!!!

[Funerarios1irmao]

god i love this video i watch it everytime i wanna good laugh hahahahhaa "shut the fuck up you twat" if i ever have a parrot i have to teach him that... way too funny

[slayer71836]

fuck off u twat!!! *laughs uncontrollably*

[kenzy6666]

i want a parrot now!!!!

[Landotter1]

fuck-off...twat.... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[kenzy6666]

i love it how he randomly says sluts and he cracks out laughing its like he says niggers or something

[kenzy6666]

i love it how he randomly says sluts and he cracks out laughing

[kenzy6666]

just imagine what it would be like if it was girl on its first cycle ahhhh!!!

[kenzy6666]

so who made it first

[Sparklespmm]

Thats what I tell any hairy Frenchman to do. STFU FRENCHMAN!

[FoxBoss831]

Oh my gosh! I think twat is the only word my aunts gray dosnt know LOL They come up with interesting words/sayings lol leaving you thinking...Where the hell did you pick THAT up lol

[DemBombs]

it's funnier when it just randomally says "twat"

[beegeesfan2]

omg!!! too funy !!! bawahahahaha!!!! I'm crying. x D

[mattsladey111]

That is fantastic. I wonder if the owner is worried about having guests over.

[liamemac]

i cant breathe im laughing so hard!

[omardinho009]

hahahahha haahahhah shut up cunt..... shut up twat..... shut the fuck up...... cuntriot :P hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha­haa

[jrsgrl11]

the end is the best part when the guy tells him that he can say other things besides swears and then the parrot comes back wth fuck off you twat lol i busted a gut after that one lol

[TheThetruthTODAY]

@jrsgrl11 YEA CAUSE I DID NOT JUST WATCH THE VIDEO SO THANK YOU FOR RECAPPING IT U FUCKING CUNT

[darklight151]

WOW, what a bird.Sound like a true sailer

[citers0504]

**** off you twat. Lmao

[wolfer17]

where did u get it?

[gj8887]

i gotta buy me a bird LMFAO

[sjlove2bird]

I can't stop laughing. Some swearing parrots sound like their human is downright mean to them, but you two sound like you are having a good time of it.

[MRVOLCOMSK8TER]

omg the parrot called u a cunt i think lol

[beano2954]

oh my god thats so funny that had my laughing through the entire thing. I want a bird so bad but they don`t allow them in dorms in college so i have to wait

[schtoatur]

the guy sounds like the love of my life david bowie lol...just thot ide point that out xxxxx brill clip xxx

[SpikesOmega]

God I love this parrot. Course you know the whole reason it kept swearing was cause he kept laughing lol

[JustCharmed1391]

Thanks!! Yeh i know it was cool,my mate sent me the link and i downloaded the video.

[charlieeustice47]

brilliant! i love it when it says twat!