Dorkly Bits: Sheik Crashes Bachelor Party

[burstThedgehog]

lol



[200truthfinder]

peach is a prostitute :)

[ricePrototype]

Why isn't Link at the other bar ;o

[masterchief6888]

@ricePrototype Cause his a boy and his not gay -.- Do you play the legend of zelda?

[ricePrototype]

@masterchief6888

Have you not watched Sonic For Hire? Link is apparently "Gay" lol

I don't need a play by play~

[masterchief6888]

@ricePrototype Yes i did watched that but thats just a joke.

[ricePrototype]

@masterchief6888

as so i

[DisfunctionalBunny20]

am I the only one that knew that the pole dancer was from the first duke nukem?

[Ninjakid9915]

WTF WAS WITH THE GAY TOAD

[MaverickXIII]

lmao samus' wild side?

[GeecheeMane843]

At 0:07 Mario sounded like Stewie Griffin

[MrSuperpickels]

@GeecheeMane843 its stewie trying to get peach

[AidGum]

would of been better if pit was there

[Xmasterchiefix]

"See my girl, she never do any thing behind my back!" (meanwhile) "(uhh...cant really explain it)"

[latiosfreak2000]

where the fuck is kirby!!!!!!!!!

[baddude4life100]

i just had to stop half way cuz i knew this was not going to end well O.o

[darkdemonwerewolf]

"She'd never do anything behind my back." First thing I though of was and bowser.

[qwewerasdsdf]

felipe gonzales te odio!!!

[gokuvegetabatle]

dorly bits is always about gay

[UchihaItachi8000]

Link: "Hey, honey. I've got 50 Rupees burning a hole in my invetory."

*takes out a Rupee worth 5*

Damn beer goggles

[Zeldarulah]

This is why you have to build your relationship around Jesus.

[XelaKaiDuze]

pink haired link is always funny...

[triforceguitarist]

LMAO

[SystemFreez]

fucking epic lol

[burningxnecro]

I'd like to see a follow up where Link chews Zelda out for cross dressing to spy on him, that would be funny.

[therunes100]

mario and luigi are the wisest people ever

[PinkEgoBox214]

Hahaha Funneh!!!

[Sephyroth97]

Birdo is actually a guy

[NintendoMasterG]

@Sephyroth97 I don't think so. He/she might be in some game, but in Superstar Saga, for an instance, it's a she.

[Sephyroth97]

@NintendoMasterG birdo is a male dressed like a girl and it's not my opinion, it's a (shocking) fact

[NintendoMasterG]

@Sephyroth97 So, he's gay? Yeah, I heard that fact is actually true. However, in Superstar Saga he/she acts like a girl, and seems to be the "girlfriend" of one of the villains. But he isn't interested in "her", so eventually, she gets mad at him. Weird.

[Sephyroth97]

@NintendoMasterG yeah

[HyruleKing12988]

@Sephyroth97 Originally, yes, in SMB2, Birdo was a male dressed like a girl, but in almost every game since Birdo is listed as a female, possibly suggesting that like the green Yoshi named Yoshi is separate from other Yoshis, the pink Birdo named Birdo that we see in most games is different from other Birdos, such as the ones in SMB2. So there may be multiple Birdos, but the one we play as in every game is a female (and maybe the leader of the Birdos)

[SonofMrPeanut]

@Sephyroth97 That depends on which version we're talking about. The NES one is pre-op, and the GBA one is post-op.

[tsukinoakuma]

@Sephyroth97 s/he's actually transgender, and probably just trying to fit in with the girls.

That brave son of a bitch.

[Sephyroth97]

@tsukinoakuma or daughter of a bitch XD

[Frostlich1228]

@Sephyroth97 yeah what happened with sheik is gunna happpen there too lol

"What your a...dude!"

"No shit!"

"But...YOUR FUCKING PINK!"

[Sephyroth97]

@Frostlich1228 XD

[ElitePenguinShow]

@Sephyroth97 NO!!!!

[Cheese1335]

@ElitePenguinShow Birdo got dropped on her fucking head and ''he'' turned into a whore.

[MrA9X3L]

@Sephyroth97 Yeah, but he´s gay. So it´s no wonder he´s hanging with the girls.

[vinitrujillo]

@Sephyroth97 But is a transvestite, so it makes sense...

[scorchx3000]

@Sephyroth97

And Shiek is also a girl, so i guess Birdo's crashing the other party, just like shiek did.

[Sephyroth97]

@scorchx3000 you're saying that Birdo loves one of the girls then? ._.

[scorchx3000]

@Sephyroth97

No, but he was probablys spying on behalf of the guys. "Yo Birdo, follow the girls and tell us what they get up too."

"They were at the strippers Mario."

"Son of a bitch!"

[Snowball665]

@Sephyroth97 birdo is actually a girl... birdo is a guy in super mario bros 2

[scout101ful]

its the duke nukem stripper :O

[MrUn1versal]

since when do Toads become strippers for women?

[iammighty1]

Since when did Toads gain 5 feet in height?

[Lilelac]

zelda's sucha goody goody

[XxFreshXx2010]

this stuff is really awesome dorkly should put this on adult swim

[gator159]

lol Duke Nukem

[MrToddino]

why was birdo with peaches party hes a BOY HE WAS A CROSS DRESSER FROM THE OLD GAMES

[OhWellOhWell3]

"What she doesn't know won't empty her heart container!!!" XD XD

[TheLeinad714]

"What She don't know won't empty her heart container"

[vofferdude]

0:59 megaman got some dirty thoughts

[yeaahbooy]

43 idiots dont know that sheik is zelda disguised

[shadow8353]

Link Link Link Link!! xDDDDDDDDD

[111ohgod]

Birdo?

[drakemanification]

43 hero's didn't know he was ZELDA!!!

[bamit11]

bachelor party was a good movie and for the record birdo is a a guy

[RockyBlade68]

yea I no toasega escpecially since ima girl. We r evil bitches ;)

[xXFerhatBasidikXx]

0:51 LINK LINK LINK LINK

[toasega]

I know, right? Guys can't even THINK about thinking about another woman, but the girls can just go oogle all the dudes they want and everyone else can fuck off. Fuck you, peach. Fuck you.

[tropicasplash]

hey how come megaman was never in super smash bros.?

[xRagingDragon04x]

@tropicasplash Good question.

The owners of megaman were all for it, but nintendo never asked them for megaman.

Pretty dumb

[ThePowerOfMeh]

Anyone who's seen Video Game Reunion knows full well how much of a coke whore Peach is.

[SithlordDragoon5X]

Princess Zelda should have said :well excuuuuuse me link!

[FunnyCrazii]

isnt link a lil under age or wat??

[OseiTheWarriors]

@FunnyCrazii Well he's got that ocarina of time..

[FunnyCrazii]

@OseiTheWarriors ooohhh yah i didnt get to that part of the game yet..

[OseiTheWarriors]

@FunnyCrazii O_O oops sory for the spoiler then...

[FunnyCrazii]

@OseiTheWarriors now a wanna know..

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

the lap dancer is from duke nukem

[buizel009]

OMG Birdo is gay...

[SuperMarioGirl24]

haha samus.... lol

[MrDonRolfie]

lol, check for girlfriends before lapdance, alright got it!

[6000NoobTube]

That is what you get for being a PERVERT BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED!

[DragunovSVD98]

is that Samus at 1:14 ?

[nodinitiative]

@DragunovSVD98 yup, Samus a girl :)...what a twist

[DragunovSVD98]

@nodinitiative I know shes a girl.. I just ask because a saw something different heheh

I'm a big fan of her mate.. Since I played it for the first time I knew she was a girl

[nodinitiative]

@DragunovSVD98 :)

she was a big twist right, finishing that game and seeing the twist was more awesome than the sixth sense :)

[AkbaradalahNamaku]

sheik and link and luigi and mario thats what the...

[XXshirokuroXX]

Why dont you let people translate your videos?

You could have fans from around the world

[XTheHoaxMasterX]

0:08 wtf is that in the striper leg

[shsbrownie]

@XTheHoaxMasterX ...part of her boot? lol fail

[XTheHoaxMasterX]

@shsbrownie nope its money lol

[Reynintendo]

@XTheHoaxMasterX money

[TheBean930]

@XTheHoaxMasterX money shes its money

[CaitlynRobotallian]

And also, Toadette would have been perfect as a member of the audience in the last scene.

[CaitlynRobotallian]

Goddamn! I want those Toad Strippers for my next Birthday Party!

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

Dem Pixels

[chocolatekafei]

fuck crying, I wouldve beat the shit out of link lol

[Link12753]

Meanwhile in real life...

Sheik: I don't know dude, your girlfriend probably wouldn't like that...

Link: TSA, sei, seiiiyaaaaa

[edcellwarrior]

So Zelda dresses up like a guy and stalks her boyfriend and crashes a batchlor party, and then complains that her boyfriend is the problem because he got a lapdance?

[tiagox93]

ya ya ya birdo is a male we know it!! and... get this: in dorkly bits world, birdo IS A FEMALE!!! got it FUCKING memorized??????

[RickRollerSuper]

What she don't know won't empty her heart container

[supercharmander1]

isn't birdo a man

[whateves10111110]

@supercharmander1 Yep. Birdo is male crashing a bachelorette party and Sheik is a female crashing a bachelor party. Ironic right?

[killercloud345]

@mario Yah, she does EVERYTHING behind your back!

[Tuskor130]

The girls invited Birdo?

Even IT doesn't know what gender it is!

[godsdeath555]

at 0:49 links humps the whore

[Auraknight228]

LOL

[Mariofan79]

how did birdo get there?1:13

[LABADYJEAN]

since when do mushroom ppl work out? LOL :D

[rtucker11886]

Sonic's not Mario's best friend! Haven't you seen sonic for hire?

[martinbondesson]

Man, I just love all the obvious video game puns the characters throw out. They're so bad they're absolutely awesome!

[missyshamwow14]

FUCKING 5 RUPEES

[giantWario]

Ok so Zelda go around dressing like a boy, pretend to be one of Link friends while shes dressed like a boy so she can stalk him everywhere and hes supposed to be the problem in their couple because he got a frigging lap dance at a bachelor party? Woman...

[JDaMac815]

@giantWario They should go to the kitchen.

[shitflopgaymershow]

@giantWario

oh well...in the real, you know you'd be upset. 

once a good girl's gone bad, she's gone forever =D

LMFAO

[mergoio]

What the hell bro Im Zelda! 

[bulletbill479]

Sonics not one of his best friends?!?!

[rayzan00]

wait...is the beer that mario is holding the same looks as the minecraft milleonares mod item:Cider. is it?

[kidlink4OoT]

Thats... 5 Rubies.... NERD RAGE!!!!

[tanos1998]

@kidlink4OoT well its not rubies its rupees

[kidlink4OoT]

@tanos1998 I know im gad at spelling :P

[ObeymyKrull]

I never understood why Link had pink hair in the old games

[ZblueboltZ]

@ObeymyKrull Me either it was probably meant to be brown or something.

[esswex]

isn't birdo a boy

[falloutboy97100]

@esswex no it's a IT, I think, no one knows for sure

[jasmin8ter2010]

Do something stupid with Samus!

[PhanyPackStudios]

haha myfavoritemartian refrence

[NerdcoreRapping]

I love how Megaman never has any expression

[ZblueboltZ]

@NerdcoreRapping 1:03 what about this?

[NerdcoreRapping]

@ZblueboltZ He was just looking down

[NoNameHasBeenFound]

Wait... Birdo is a guy! So does this mean that he's gay?

[theaxylum]

lmfao @ peach

[COMMANDERHAWK1]

Why did he invite Megaman but not Sonic?

[Stargonintendo]

Press 6- Luigi's sharring the fun!

[Ray01Geogeass]

For once peach wasn't captured in the end LOL

[JBLaOHeI]

gahh damn the ad made me hungry 

[highspeedheadbanger]

*Duke Nukem walks in* who the are you guys? -_-

[JoseLR325]

What Mario said at the end is true, He does know! :)



[lostmybrains]

What's Megaman doing there?

[juderock110]

Mario and Peach cheated on each other but Peach is more of a bitch.

[cabbitprincess]

And Yoshi is the only good one...

[RamzaBeoulve02]

Wait... but isn't Birdo Crashing the party as well?

[AJ627]

Equality for all!

[SteelandSouls15]

so would birdo be their equivalent as sheik in at their bachelorette party?

[Finnish909]

She just did.

[martoboyo]

those toads will haunt me forever...

[Nessthegreat]

Luigi will always be Mario's best friend?

[SithlordDragoon5X]

Poor zelda :(, zelda slapped up that stripper so damn hard!

[mratticus17]

Ha the stripper is 16-bit not 8-bit.

[krazyzark]

thumbs up purely for using the Duke Nukem 3D stripper

[Kirbybobo]

Why is Birdo at the women's strip club

WHY IS BIRDO ANYWHERE?

[XAshlandxxAmersonX]

I seriously didn't realize that was zelda until the end..

[epilogue7000]

Somewhere, Sonic the Hedgehog is wondering why Mario didn't invite him.

[ramjet94]

@epilogue7000 well considering all the poontang there is on Mobius he doesnt need to be

[LegendofLegaia929]

@epilogue7000 Because he's a hedgehog and it's a strip club with human women.

... But then again, Sonic 06 has proven that he doesn't mind that kind of thing...

[ledaandrada]

@LegendofLegaia929 LOL sonic 06 ruined my life...

[OptiMystic8]

@LegendofLegaia929 Good thing that game NEVER HAPPENED. >:-|

[GigaDestromon]

@LegendofLegaia929 Not that Megaman is human...

[Marki4231]

@LegendofLegaia929 BUT it never happened

[whatevers31]

@LegendofLegaia929 Link's not human, MegaMan's a robot what does he need for sex? he doesn't even have any genitalia

[Lavos2007]

@epilogue7000 cus Sonic was a douche who lost the Console War of the 90s XD

[WalkersWonderland]

I find this funny considering birdo is a dude.

[Xandersama]

Strippers from Duke Nukem 3D xD man that takes me back.

[badflamer]

@DarkMage978 he probably had 9 more in his pocket

[badflamer]

@Acaiath hmm, not necesairally. transvestism doesn't always correlate to being gay, just like not all gays are transvestites. there is, arguably, a large amount of gay transvestites, and they are nearly always the more flamboyant and 'in your face' ones, but it would be narrow minded to label all transvestites a homosexuals.

[prateek523]

birdo is a male character...

[PhantomLink01]

jaja birdo is not gay???

[rockrulerdude]

@: Because Birdo totally prefers dudes.

[xmenfan07]

I thought Zelda was a guy...

[MrCamFisher]

@xmenfan07 and you call yourself an X MEN FAN !

[1trueNRG]

@xmenfan07 Sheik is a dude

[jmjmjm97]

@1trueNRG Shiek isn't even a person. Its a disguise by Zelda. Named Shiek. #pwnd

[1trueNRG]

@jmjmjm97 No Sheik is a trasformation of Zelda's to represent a member of the Sheikah tribe (however it's spelled), hence her changed build and eye color. They can be considered the same person but they have different voices and such therefore making them seperate beings as well. Sheik can be either. Gender unknown but I say male

[pointynives]

@1trueNRG it was specifically said that sheik was male....because a sheikah male was the perfect diguise really

[badflamer]

@1trueNRG well, in the original game he seemed very masculine, but have you siin his new iterations? Everything from the in-game sprite to the game art floating around ever since OoT was released on 3DS shows sheik as, sadly, strikingly effeminate, with the curves to match.

I don;t think any official declarations have been made, but it seems pretty evident nintendo has decided to make shiek decisively female.

[TheLegendofDarcy]

@jmjmjm97 What?