Chris "Jesus" Ferguson Cuts Fruit With Cards

[yasensoa]

someone needs to disembowel this scummy bitch, i hope he gets raped by a big black ape in prison, don't drop the soap you filthy woman looking bitch... haha

[treskofaen]

I will cut off your testicles Ferguson. Thief

[yousnotright]

GO CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A CARD SCUMBAG

[vault83]

How does Chris Ferguson prepare for a poker tournament? Easy he gets out of bed, puts on the same outfit he wore the day before. And has full tilt buy his way in from the money they stole from me. Professional poker player my ass. Fucking clown shoe is what this guy is. He better hope I don't see him in a empty parking lot.

[vault83]

This guy is such a clown, he's not a poker player. He's a con artist. I never liked his punk ass. Always dressed in that goofy suit and dumbass hat. Hey Ferguson with all the money you stole, why don't you go buy a new outfit.

[chrisoyola]

Someone should throw some cards at his dick

[1skullduggery]

maybe he could 'cut' out a few checks. after all, he IS jesus. turn fruit into cash.

[UallMine]

Fuck you Chris Ferguson, for everything you've done bitch.

[lottaluck]

Anyone involved in a ponzi scheme will get at least 40 Years in prison.

[lottaluck]

His new name is Judas.

[4thandinches]

This "fruit" needs to have his "salad" tossed in prison.

[TK7x]

Twisted Fate FTW !

[MegaTorontoRaptors]

0:37 oh yeah !

[ngolimit2]

This guy is rich

[FullTiltRico]

Gimme my $ you F'n azzhole! I'll cut your F'n nuts when I see you.

[iDraw3G]

He can use his poker skills to score everyone's cigarettes in prison

[fifa1free1style]

You bastard go to hell!

[yousnotright]

jesus is gonna get nailed in prison

[wheelman1324]

@yousnotright Why would Chris go to prison?

[yousnotright]

go slit your throat with a playing card scumbag

[MegaLol555]

its twisted fate :D

[EasyStu007]

"hi, im scumbag ferguson. people call me judas. cant walk on water, but have infinite recash from players funds. now i throw some cars and than i'll go fuck her and pay her with YOUR money. thank you."

[losebiramnickove]

Good luck in jail. Asshole. 

[myrtlebox]

These scumbags took $440M for compensation. They also allowed $42M to be 'stolen' by 3rd party processor 'holes' Although I'm sure future news will reveal that it was actually under the table money for laundering.

1. Howard Lederer gave himself $42M

2. Ray Bitar got $41M

3. Chris Ferguson got $25M

4. Tom Dwan got $1M (He's giving it back)

5. Not sure about the rest

6. There is $60M left to cover our $390M banks

Good luck in prison guys - I hope you don't live to write a book about it

[laffizzle]

hes not only good at this hes good at ponzi schemes and programing rigged software

[engmarcelamaral]

give my money back Chris Ferguson

[laffizzle]

@engmarcelamaral i cant i spent it on hookers n blows n jets around the world and caviar and champagne and kids and blood

[850iStyle]

Hi, I'm Chris Ferguson. People call me Ponzi.

I can't walk on water but I can take your money.

LOL

[cubsfan099]

@850iStyle

i fucking love you

[Fusseljack]

Chris "Judas" Ferguson

[blastofo]

In prison, he'll be the fruit.

[BobcatEx]

I hope they dont serve fruit salad in jail!

[yousnotright]

why doesnt the fulltilt scum cut his throat with a card

[knight3001]

Nice melons!

[MumblingMickey]

yeah ferguson is tight... but i'll bet he's not as tight as that little thing in the vid!

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[dillonjordan98]

thats not no ten feet away you lie

[SirHoppalot]

slow-mo footage stolen off that tv program, "Jesus" isn't throwing those shots lol

[andymatandy]

whats the name of the trick at 0:10 ?? is it real?

[Anamaria4038]

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[chiga666]

lol god bless you Jesus (^_^)

[flayktheone]

He's a real life Gambit!

[mm1k3y]

imagine he missed and it stuck in her arm or something haha

[fliptthescript]

he should throw one at hellmuths throat.

[Dakrayn]

@fliptthescript LOL!!

[kozawahumihito]

ヒソカ乙ｗｗｗ

[socialunjust72]

i bet she cut his banana

[shckar]

gambit?????????? x man ??

[Faxmonkeyx]

So what? I can throw a piece of banana and cut a playing card in half -- now that's hard.

[Vengeance31]

Tick tock Chris only a matter of time before your in jail. Full Tilt is a scam and every where you look someone has a lawsuit against you. Tick Tock Chris Tick tock.

[Endeviour]

Chuk Norris can cut cards with fruits...

[doccface]

Lol, who woulda thought Chris was a Gambit wannabe!!

[montesooma]

i nailed my bruther in the iye

[ozzir44]

Great

[mofokinTeddy]

lolwtf

[Relampago1995]

How many of us have been watching this 70 times throwing cards in our rooms? :)

[sh4ne]

i'd let her toss my fruit salad

[Denida12131]

hes epic xD

[Doppe1ganger]

How you mean "how its done"? You just throw the damn card Jenuis!

[Sanguiluna]

Confirmed: He is an assassin.

Fuck, maybe if they cast him as Gambit, the "Wolverine" movie wouldn't have sucked so much.

[MrSmartComment]

I can break a brick with my joe

[XXX4THELUVOFITXXX]

Wow ..nice trick jesus,now lets see if u can turn this flour into crack

[ChaosTwin]

maybe he's a shaolin...

[maniacbf2100]

Dude he must be a pro. He can cut fruits with a regular deck of cards!

[BARAKOVSKI]

Did she fucked him after that, fellows?

[andos8888]

why am i not surprised chris fergusons favourite food is a fruit salad

[pongi77awowmester]

hehe, it's good :D

[Raulthink]

well, now im convinced that an ace of spades can be a death card...

[oj71397]

1:23 is boner material i think. lol "lets take a look at that again"

[coolpoolshark]

cool, must be some plastic cards he used.

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[lordcapucino]

rouba dessa cara no poker e tu teras uma carta enfiada na testa huahua

[5lrr]

after that Jesus had sex with a asian pussy

[fudgebarjohn]

Is it bad if this gave me a boner?

[Repelsteeltje444]

TEH METRICKS IS REEL

[budweiserbob]

And he says he's not Jesus? BS! :P

[dannyburge]

does anyone else just use a knife? :P

[PlayerName2007]

What the shit ! xD

He's epic :D

[AchromaticAdulation]

Are you fucking kidding me.........

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[xxxIzekeIxxx]

good thing he didnt release late and hit the young lady in the throat :/

[theninja0508]

haha. like the sound XD

1:18

[12drumking]

Dumb ASS It doesn't matter

[RussellsParadox]

Doesn't work. I even used the Jack of Clubs.

[pizdoplast1]

hehehe

[gbncf]

realy its work but its not easy tho aim acidently i throwed a card tho somebody in his belt and he wasnt happy seriously hurted he wasnt standing anymore he was almost falled down from the pain only one time hitting him with a kart

[FreakishDonQuixote]

would have been funny if he missed and hit her eye

[limechordial]

yeah blinding her would have been HILARIOUS. idiot

[Aveyron8]

hahahahahahaha ;D

[h0rtensy0]

freak

[masterchiefx2]

how he turned 0$ into 10k i have no idea man that takes deication 6 months to make the first $6.50 man i would have died

[i99xx]

rofl this is so fucking cool XD

[TheVanillaChapstick]

Is this real lol?

[WhytyProd]

Bananas Anyone?

[iamboy1234]

He's like a poker ninja.

[semperfi215]

he should turn his name into: chris "gambit" ferguson

[kingofcupcakes]

Hi, I'm Chris Ferguson. People call me Jesus.

LMAO

[DominicMetal1979]

This guy seems great in every way, except I wish someone would hold him down by force and shave his head.

[calahoon22]

i really want a fruit salad now!

[MrSweatyPants]

well, we kknow how he spent his student years...

[zalmi1]

mmm, tastes like cards

[advanceetdecline]

if loving chris ferguson is wrong i just dont want to be right.

[arlpoon]

frigging awesome!

[KazuyaCore]

GALILEO FTW ! xD

[MagicofAlexo]

He's like "The Dude" on steroids.

[Lurer187]

jeez!!

[mangualc]

chris is gambit

[somp]

who is lisa.....the girl in the video?

[ShinRyojin]

Kinetic Card! Kinetic Card! Trick Card! ROYAL....FLUSH! 36 Hit

[jpjames1]

is that real

[topazxy]

omg wat da hell that was cool and weird....

[CLosAngelesD34]

does anybody know what he is dong at 0:16 called..??

[RagingBearVideos]

wow

[ujpestifootballclub]

I will try it today!

[heimlichkeit]

funny to see so much motion from Chris Ferguson, using his body's momentum to project the card. At the table he's just a rock

[87kosmos]

hell....you so right, i was surprised how much energy he can perform...but at the poker table....non-emotional....simp­ly poker face ^^

[eur0playa89]

ahahh so true buddy he doesnt even talk or communicate hes in his own world

[geto157]

Gambit

[etvaldo85]

Just keep you Baralho away from my caralho

[NxCashCharge]

ahhahahah essa foi engraçada kkkkk

magina soh se voce ganha desse cara no poker e ele fika revoltado, ja era xD

[prjktz]

I can cut a card with my banana

[JeppeTrabergS]

n1

(FAIL) xD

[elzeroooooo]

@prjktz Hahaha, made my day :DD

[EdgarTheRaven]

@prjktz Wow. It must be really thin and slight.

Like a razor blade... Did size match? ;]

[prjktz]

@EdgarTheRaven

I think u wanna check it

but sorry

u wont

[brematura]

Who's this folk? Gambit of the X-Men?

[cwormakmak]

a can cut a banana with a card too only from 3 centimeters "away"... lol

[thewildcard95]

awesome

[Marduuk]

shit lisa is hot

[MrPacMan36]

bananas and watermelon? that actually sounds good, lol, dont think I've ever had both at the same time

[Pr0t0sz]

Cool

[dddandruff]

som gambit shit rite there man!

[BlanBlan19901990]

ever hear of a knife? lmao

I think it works a bit better

[masterOcard]

mmmm bananas

[Wertigo98]

Bananas anyone? :D

[3Solidus]

"Mmm thats pretty good" followed by spitting it onto to that ridiculous 'actress'

[Bonapart3]

If there's anyone whos pathetic in this video it's the girl or the director who chose her and those "blink" sounds.

[ElimRem]

why is he nick named "Jesus" he looks like an undertaker, if he wore a tie-and-die t-shirt he would be called "Hippie" which is a funny nickname for a poker player. why is poker always so serious? i always laugh my ass off when some with AA goes all in and loses from e.g. 5 2

[nicolibri]

"DIGRESSION!"

[wheresdalove312]

i would laugh my ass if he slit her wrist off lmao

[gaud123]

lol

[EdiPejoni]

what a pathetic loser this guy is. damn, if he wasnt lucky on poker, he probably would wash cars for a living. i bet he smells very awfull too with that hair

[christophhocks]

you are just jealous about his "luck", but that isn´t luck at all, that´s experience and knowledge.

[TheMercenary1986]

Chris Ferguson studied 18 years on the UCLA and has been awarded PH. D. in Computer Science. I bet he's smarter than you.

[gaud123]

it took him 18 years?

[omgrofllmaoLOL]

he looks cooler with his sunglasses hehehe