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  • Ass explosion town, that's funny. You know what would be a TFU moment, if there was an explosion from both ends all over every single toilet in the bathroom. Lol

  • @keshalashay That would really suck

  • Totally not on-topic, but what the hell's a BFC Ink girl?

    They have ads of them on every Partner's video I've watched. I watch a lot of them.

    Partner's vidoes. But most have cats in them.

    Yours and Mr. Safety's SMP channel are the only ones who don't.

    And the FAB.

  • That's more unsanitary than many people know.

    Human feces has E. Coli in it, which causes gastrointenstinal illness. E Coli causes salmonella, one form of poisoning that gets the person very sick.

  • And it's totally gross

  • I wanna be a subject for one of your videos!

    He may have taken the oily shit pill

  • Too disturbing to think about

  • hahahaha, i was thinking of the same pill

  • Oooooh, sick...

    o.O

    Why do some people think its OK to do that? I shudder to think.

  • It really was sick

  • I favorited this one along with "toilet horror" :D

    it's a phenomenon that people laugh on these kinds of topics - maybe you didn't when you were at work though lol

  • Workplace toilets are horrible.

  • Nice, and i have to say, you have the most awesome collection of shirts!!!

  • I'm thinking of doing a vid that would show every shirt I have.

  • That would be so cool!

  • funny but discusting. and now i fear that will happen to me 1 day.

  • It really was disgusting

  • I love it he is going of on a type of ass hole who is an ass tard and takes no responibility, and its funny

  • Thanks. I think.

  • I think this video just proved exactly how childish my sense of humor really is XD XD XD

    I can't believe how hard I was laughing during this!

  • A childish sense of humour is fun!

  • Sounds like a beautiful work of art.

  • It was something!

  • g'day viewers.

  • one of my favourite vids from you :)

  • XD!!!

  • i laughed so hard... Everybody else in the room with me got angry at me for laughing uncontrollably... i tried to hold it... lol....

  • i can honestly say that it is extremely rare for a video to make me laugh as hard as i just did.

  • The public toilets in my town are disgraceful. Somebody decided to do the longest shit I have ever seen in my life in a urinal in one outside a pub. The cleaners just left it there for about 3 months, so the room stank like poo and the turd went all crusty. Beautiful.

  • this is the funniest but most realistic stuff on youtube. But seriously why the hell would you leave a piece of cake in your work fridge???!?!?!!! For like 3 days???

  • lmao

    nice shirt :p

  • f**k you're f**kin' funny mate!!

  • I do my best

  • yyyyyyeeeecccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­

  • That's what I said.

  • hahahahaha laughed my ass off.....and i hear what your saying....some people r just inconsiterit pricks.

  • Some people are just horrible.

  • LOL yes... sydney LOLOLOLOLOL

  • Good luck with that

  • I REALLY try to avoid public toilets!

  • who doesnt i only go for a piss and thats it i mean u can get all kinds of nasty shit from them... like STDs.... crabs is a popular one

    yes i really did say popular

  • There's a disturbing thought!

  • It isn't something I'd do twice.

  • Shit slinging howler monkeys. LOL! The brilliance. It blinds me!! Sorry 'bout your cake, though. :(

  • It makes it easier to cope with things when I use colourful language :)

  • also, happy birthday if its ur birthday

  • thats pretty bad! wow! if u find the grot who did that, make sure to tell him to NEVER EVER eat any more mexican food, OR CURRIES!

  • I think I'd rather not find out who it was.

  • You should report that shit to HR.

  • They don't want to know about it.

  • most hilarious video i`ve ever seen

  • Glad you enjoyed it so much :)

  • That is totally gross and not funny.

  • You're in the minority

  • LOL, why do so many people treat public toilets like [for lack of a better word] shit?

  • Because they are disgusting.

  • so i guess there's an explodingaussie in your workplace...

  • Something like that

  • this has got to be one of your most hilarious videos.

  • Glad you think so :)

  • Hilarious. Stories from work make for good humor!

  • And they're a great release

  • lol

  • Gone a few days. Lots of new shit.

  • You can miss a lot in a few days :)

  • i hate that shit! theres a toilet at my school that has diaherria all over it!

  • Everyone seems to have disgusting stories.

  • apparently...

  • You think you got it bad!!! I work in the construction industry, not only do i encounter the shit explosions all over the place, the worst thing i encountered was some asshole stuck his finger in his own shit (or up his ass) and wrote "SHIT" on the cubical wall with it. I felt sorry for the janitor on site who had to clean that up!!!

  • OK, that is really appalling.

  • This made me actually LOL a lot. I seriously don't get how people can be so disgusting. I, fortunately, have never had to deal with a toilet situation quite like that but wow just wow

  • I get really disgusted when things like this happen at work

  • We have the same problems here in Germany.

  • It is a worldwide problem!

  • Yeah no kidding. It doesn't take a certain nationality to be so inconsiderate as to leave any kind of mess, personal or otherwise, around with no regards to how it may affect others. But I sure do feel ya.

  • sorry!

  • It's about time!

  • After I ate that cake I couldn't resist shitting it all over the cubicle.

  • I knew it was you!

  • Shit sling monkeys!!!

    FUCK!!!

    OMG!!

    LMAO!!!

  • You gotta watch out for them!

  • I'm so sorry you had to deal with that kinda thing. But the way you carry on about it is funny as all heck... "s*** slinging monkeys" Oh my gosh! X D

  • It's how I get the bad feelings out of my system :)

  • Yeah, I don't care what others say, you could do a lot worse than yell at a gosh darn camera. I guess they know you (personally, in real life, that is) well enough to tell me I'm too hung up on you and wrongfully defending you in your other videos. Apparently I don't know you half as well as they do. : P

  • I find certain people aren't worth bothering with - but the, you're a much nicer person than me :)

  • I fin certain people simply aren't worth bothering with, but then you're a much nicer person than me :)

  • Yeah, someone left a comment on my channel about this, so I left one on his, telling him he only knew half of the situation (maybe). When I went back to his channel later and saw that he'd deleted it, I deleted his on my channel and blocked him, assuming he'd done the same thing. I figured, "I don't need him, NOR the reminder of that one-sided reproach!"

  • Thats discusting

    ew

  • Yes it was.

  • Did you have any warning as to some atrocious smell emanating from the area?

  • Bro, I love your vids ! Hey, did you hear...we finally have a "real" President...not a comedian anymore....Ha! OBAMA !!!!!!!

  • What a relief to have someone intelligent moving into the whitehouse.

  • LOL and the howla monkeys hahaha

  • Howler monkeys were the simians that came to mind :)

  • Liquified shit, ahha, you know your way round words,

  • Dude, no. Just N, big fat capital O. That video just made me cringe.

    I'm just glad that that sort of thing does not happen at my school... But god, I could imagine what it would be like if I faced something like that on a day-to-day basis.

    Keep up the excellent work mate, and here's hoping that something like THAT doesn't happen too often.

  • It was a bit of a one-off but memorable for being so gross.

  • Yeah, I could imagine. Not that I want to.

    P.S: Love the shirt, genius material there.

    P.S.S: You've got major guts for cleaning up after that sick "fire-in-the-hole" moron.

    Final note: Sorry that your birthday cake was stolen. If it really was your birthday, then here's to wishing you a happy birthday. Peace.

  • When I was in Crete, I needed the toilet whilst out and about and the only one near me was a squatter. The problem with this was that most people seemed to have missed as there was shit everywhere round it. I couldn't actually go as there was no way to without standing in it! No way to move it or clean it either!

  • I'd be paranoid about falling over.

  • ...eww

  • lol this is the first video to make me "lmao" in a long time

  • Glad to hear it :)

  • Sounds like someone shoved a grenade up his arse...

  • That might explain it.

  • I just thought of something you Ausssies are famous for. Your Tea Tree oil! That stuff is the most tingle I have ever felt during sex. Just take a hand full of that after you get good and hard, wipe it on all over and your good to go for hours!!! Cheers.

  • Thanks for sharing! :D

  • NICE T SHIRT, MATE

     TRIPLE THREE !!

  • I'm only half evil.

  • were'd u get it, i want one :P

  • It's from a shop called jayjays

  • How utterly gross. You should've taken the dirty scrubbing brush and beat the disgusting bastard with it.

  • If I knew who is was!

  • oh dear... I was eating....

  • Never eat while watching my vids

  • Walk into a cubical, see the liquid shit, walk out of the cubical. Thats my role play. but srs, fuck them fuckers.

  • Oh yeah, fuck those people.

  • why so angry mr aussie?

  • In a world this insane, anger is the only sane response.

  • Clever saying. Mind if i quote you on that?

  • Any time you like :)

  • mikma was here

  • I'm the freak at work! LAWL

  • Scary!

  • WTF!!! why is this video no longer available!!!

  • That's just an intermittent bug YT has.

  • HOWLER MONKEYES!!!this is hysterical! you should get that person and teach him some manners!

  • I wish I could!

  • i'll find him for ya! =)

  • I work in a bakery in a mall so when i go to the toilets there are always homeless dudes in the morning washing themselves in the sinks. on a regular bases the toilets are coved floors walls, and roof with piss and shit. from the stores I hear the girls toilets are worse. oh by the way does anybody knows how to use the flusher cos I seem to be the only one who does. Its not that hard. but what is the point the place is already coved in piss and shit.

  • That sounds really gross

  • Love the t-shirt!

  • Me too.

  • That could catch on.

  • Hilarious. I really hope it was the same person. If you do find out who it is have someone hold your camera and confront them (maybe in the parking lot or something so you don't get fired lol). That would be the best thing ever.

  • hahahah confronted on camera - I like it!

  • I have a toilet at work in the basement and the ladies from upstairs come down there SPECIFICALLY to shit because it is isolated. Dirty bitches.

  • I know that feeling

  • rofl. Put a padlock on it XD

  • Between feeling the need to vomit from your description I couldn't stop laughing! Great video.

  • Just the effect I was looking for :)

  • Sorry about the cake, mate. After 2 days, I figured I'd do everyone a favor and prevent food poisoning, y'know? Can't be leaving something like that over the weekend, right? It was pretty tasty, too. Except I was taking this pill called Alli...ever heard of it? I'm trying to lose weight.

    And that led to the embarrassing thing in the cubicle. It looked like the oil on pizza didn't it? Thanks for cleaning it up. I'll make it up to you by rating you 5 stars.

    Cheers!

  • ha ha, funny

  • hahahahah tied together perfectly!

  • You sir get 2 cookies and an internetz for that!

  • good to see there are still people out there not afraid to have a good old fasioned rage.

  • It's a healthy way to release stress.

  • this vid was SO hilarious. you tell that guy ! lol =)

  • This is the way I tell people :)

  • I had one guy who sat near me clip his toe nails I said something to the supervisor just that I don't mind however someone else might then the next day that mutherfucker's toe nail hit me and I fucking lost it. thats why I don't shit at work I go home but I work at gallup and we get a 10 min break per hour (also answer what ever we got we get paid per survey)

  • OK, that's disgusting.

  • haha!! this made me love you even more LOL!!!

  • Then I have achieved my aims :)

  • I know exactly what you mean! Well at least you don't dress in drag like some people. Wink, wink! ahahah

  • Not very often anyway ;)

  • haha i laughed. nice video

  • Cheers :)

  • Hilarious, couldn't stop laughing and it made my day after 3 8+ hour exams (8, 12, and 48 hours)!

    There is usually something clean up sprayed poop and it's meant to be used... and if there isn't, well, there is TP and/or paper towels, at least if the bathroom is halfway civilized! The worst one I've seen was one where someone ate a lot of corn and beans and I could see the individual bits as well as lots of green vegetation. Ick!!

  • Glad I gave you the break you needed!

  • I couldn't have said it any better.

  • I say it so you don't have to.

  • man thats like at the outdoor public pool in ______... no-one uses the single cubicle because there is a massive turd hanging on the back of the door, and has been for as long as i can remember... no-one has cleaned it up because it is the caretakers job, yet the caretaker wont go near the thing (dont blame him)... by the way - love the shirt...

  • That is a bizarre and disgusting story.

  • i know exactly how you feel, i walked into the toilets at work and found a toilet full of liquid shit, it was like the idiot didnt even bother flushing the dam thing, great vid

  • Cow-orkers can be so disgusting.

  • That was definitely my favourite rant of yours... Oh my god you basically stated everything I had in my mind.

  • It's fun to get it out of my system

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Pretty much, though. I hate when MY personal gifts are taken.

    I also hate being surrounded by shit.

  • They are both bad experiences.

  • hahaha nice man... i freaking love ur rants!

  • I like doing them!

  • ahahaha pissed my self laughing. lol.omg at school on wednesday someone did a shit all over the walls. on thursaday it was still there. only until friday, did it get cleanesd up. i mean how many fucking year 9 girls dont know how to not shit on the walls???? ahahahahah man if anyone stole my cake i would kill them. especially a chocolate cake. there like yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!:). good as video mr angry aussie:)

  • It's scary when grown adults don't know how to use the toilet!

  • well then mabe there should be a how-to-do-poo-or-number-2

    like a seven step to a clean nose.lol

  • imagine if there was pieces of the cake splattered on the wall. and this is the funniest video i think i have ever seen.

  • I don't like to think of ym cake ending up like that.

  • I LOVE YOUR T SHIRT :O) The work place can be pretty shitty sometimes. Unholy fecal fresco LOL! Do you feel better now? Hope so :O)

  • This always makes me feel better.

  • It's amazing that YOUR rants actually make ME feel better too. Ahh, Now that I'm cleansed, I can enjoy my weekend. I hope you do too :O)

  • Coffee anyone? lol

  • Not for me!

  • Maybe someone in your office was making the sequel to 2girlsonecup

  • Now there's a disturbing thought.

  • Cheers :)