Ass explosion town, that's funny. You know what would be a TFU moment, if there was an explosion from both ends all over every single toilet in the bathroom. Lol
Human feces has E. Coli in it, which causes gastrointenstinal illness. E Coli causes salmonella, one form of poisoning that gets the person very sick.
The public toilets in my town are disgraceful. Somebody decided to do the longest shit I have ever seen in my life in a urinal in one outside a pub. The cleaners just left it there for about 3 months, so the room stank like poo and the turd went all crusty. Beautiful.
this is the funniest but most realistic stuff on youtube. But seriously why the hell would you leave a piece of cake in your work fridge???!?!?!!! For like 3 days???
You think you got it bad!!! I work in the construction industry, not only do i encounter the shit explosions all over the place, the worst thing i encountered was some asshole stuck his finger in his own shit (or up his ass) and wrote "SHIT" on the cubical wall with it. I felt sorry for the janitor on site who had to clean that up!!!
This made me actually LOL a lot. I seriously don't get how people can be so disgusting. I, fortunately, have never had to deal with a toilet situation quite like that but wow just wow
Yeah no kidding. It doesn't take a certain nationality to be so inconsiderate as to leave any kind of mess, personal or otherwise, around with no regards to how it may affect others. But I sure do feel ya.
Yeah, I don't care what others say, you could do a lot worse than yell at a gosh darn camera. I guess they know you (personally, in real life, that is) well enough to tell me I'm too hung up on you and wrongfully defending you in your other videos. Apparently I don't know you half as well as they do. : P
Yeah, someone left a comment on my channel about this, so I left one on his, telling him he only knew half of the situation (maybe). When I went back to his channel later and saw that he'd deleted it, I deleted his on my channel and blocked him, assuming he'd done the same thing. I figured, "I don't need him, NOR the reminder of that one-sided reproach!"
Dude, no. Just N, big fat capital O. That video just made me cringe.
I'm just glad that that sort of thing does not happen at my school... But god, I could imagine what it would be like if I faced something like that on a day-to-day basis.
Keep up the excellent work mate, and here's hoping that something like THAT doesn't happen too often.
When I was in Crete, I needed the toilet whilst out and about and the only one near me was a squatter. The problem with this was that most people seemed to have missed as there was shit everywhere round it. I couldn't actually go as there was no way to without standing in it! No way to move it or clean it either!
I just thought of something you Ausssies are famous for. Your Tea Tree oil! That stuff is the most tingle I have ever felt during sex. Just take a hand full of that after you get good and hard, wipe it on all over and your good to go for hours!!! Cheers.
I work in a bakery in a mall so when i go to the toilets there are always homeless dudes in the morning washing themselves in the sinks. on a regular bases the toilets are coved floors walls, and roof with piss and shit. from the stores I hear the girls toilets are worse. oh by the way does anybody knows how to use the flusher cos I seem to be the only one who does. Its not that hard. but what is the point the place is already coved in piss and shit.
Hilarious. I really hope it was the same person. If you do find out who it is have someone hold your camera and confront them (maybe in the parking lot or something so you don't get fired lol). That would be the best thing ever.
Sorry about the cake, mate. After 2 days, I figured I'd do everyone a favor and prevent food poisoning, y'know? Can't be leaving something like that over the weekend, right? It was pretty tasty, too. Except I was taking this pill called Alli...ever heard of it? I'm trying to lose weight.
And that led to the embarrassing thing in the cubicle. It looked like the oil on pizza didn't it? Thanks for cleaning it up. I'll make it up to you by rating you 5 stars.
I had one guy who sat near me clip his toe nails I said something to the supervisor just that I don't mind however someone else might then the next day that mutherfucker's toe nail hit me and I fucking lost it. thats why I don't shit at work I go home but I work at gallup and we get a 10 min break per hour (also answer what ever we got we get paid per survey)
Hilarious, couldn't stop laughing and it made my day after 3 8+ hour exams (8, 12, and 48 hours)!
There is usually something clean up sprayed poop and it's meant to be used... and if there isn't, well, there is TP and/or paper towels, at least if the bathroom is halfway civilized! The worst one I've seen was one where someone ate a lot of corn and beans and I could see the individual bits as well as lots of green vegetation. Ick!!
man thats like at the outdoor public pool in ______... no-one uses the single cubicle because there is a massive turd hanging on the back of the door, and has been for as long as i can remember... no-one has cleaned it up because it is the caretakers job, yet the caretaker wont go near the thing (dont blame him)... by the way - love the shirt...
i know exactly how you feel, i walked into the toilets at work and found a toilet full of liquid shit, it was like the idiot didnt even bother flushing the dam thing, great vid
ahahaha pissed my self laughing. lol.omg at school on wednesday someone did a shit all over the walls. on thursaday it was still there. only until friday, did it get cleanesd up. i mean how many fucking year 9 girls dont know how to not shit on the walls???? ahahahahah man if anyone stole my cake i would kill them. especially a chocolate cake. there like yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!:). good as video mr angry aussie:)
Ass explosion town, that's funny. You know what would be a TFU moment, if there was an explosion from both ends all over every single toilet in the bathroom. Lol
keshalashay 9 months ago
@keshalashay That would really suck
AngryAussie 9 months ago
Totally not on-topic, but what the hell's a BFC Ink girl?
They have ads of them on every Partner's video I've watched. I watch a lot of them.
Partner's vidoes. But most have cats in them.
Yours and Mr. Safety's SMP channel are the only ones who don't.
And the FAB.
vickiormindyb 1 year ago
That's more unsanitary than many people know.
Human feces has E. Coli in it, which causes gastrointenstinal illness. E Coli causes salmonella, one form of poisoning that gets the person very sick.
vickiormindyb 2 years ago
And it's totally gross
AngryAussie 2 years ago
I wanna be a subject for one of your videos!
He may have taken the oily shit pill
CanaanSGl 2 years ago
Too disturbing to think about
AngryAussie 2 years ago
hahahaha, i was thinking of the same pill
pinktiger3 2 years ago
Oooooh, sick...
o.O
Why do some people think its OK to do that? I shudder to think.
ScarlettKitsune 2 years ago
It really was sick
AngryAussie 2 years ago
I favorited this one along with "toilet horror" :D
it's a phenomenon that people laugh on these kinds of topics - maybe you didn't when you were at work though lol
hugfrombug 2 years ago
Workplace toilets are horrible.
AngryAussie 2 years ago
Nice, and i have to say, you have the most awesome collection of shirts!!!
Dudemeister28 2 years ago
I'm thinking of doing a vid that would show every shirt I have.
AngryAussie 2 years ago
That would be so cool!
mepanda101 2 years ago
funny but discusting. and now i fear that will happen to me 1 day.
mabenot1 2 years ago
It really was disgusting
AngryAussie 2 years ago
I love it he is going of on a type of ass hole who is an ass tard and takes no responibility, and its funny
princeboy5 2 years ago
Thanks. I think.
AngryAussie 2 years ago
I think this video just proved exactly how childish my sense of humor really is XD XD XD
I can't believe how hard I was laughing during this!
marlowekid 2 years ago
A childish sense of humour is fun!
AngryAussie 2 years ago
Sounds like a beautiful work of art.
TheCoffeeGrind 3 years ago
It was something!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
g'day viewers.
AshwinPanue 3 years ago
one of my favourite vids from you :)
welshy238 3 years ago
XD!!!
mepanda101 3 years ago
i laughed so hard... Everybody else in the room with me got angry at me for laughing uncontrollably... i tried to hold it... lol....
floppablekitty 3 years ago
i can honestly say that it is extremely rare for a video to make me laugh as hard as i just did.
snoopyluvr111 3 years ago
The public toilets in my town are disgraceful. Somebody decided to do the longest shit I have ever seen in my life in a urinal in one outside a pub. The cleaners just left it there for about 3 months, so the room stank like poo and the turd went all crusty. Beautiful.
StapledNote 3 years ago
this is the funniest but most realistic stuff on youtube. But seriously why the hell would you leave a piece of cake in your work fridge???!?!?!!! For like 3 days???
Rasterius 3 years ago
lmao
nice shirt :p
Chobits711 3 years ago
f**k you're f**kin' funny mate!!
bigbro21ps 3 years ago
I do my best
AngryAussie 3 years ago
yyyyyyeeeecccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fuzzball11001 3 years ago
That's what I said.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
hahahahaha laughed my ass off.....and i hear what your saying....some people r just inconsiterit pricks.
peteralig 3 years ago
Some people are just horrible.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
LOL yes... sydney LOLOLOLOLOL
VortexNeurofunk 3 years ago
Good luck with that
AngryAussie 3 years ago
I REALLY try to avoid public toilets!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
who doesnt i only go for a piss and thats it i mean u can get all kinds of nasty shit from them... like STDs.... crabs is a popular one
yes i really did say popular
VortexNeurofunk 3 years ago
There's a disturbing thought!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
It isn't something I'd do twice.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Shit slinging howler monkeys. LOL! The brilliance. It blinds me!! Sorry 'bout your cake, though. :(
ladyminya 3 years ago
It makes it easier to cope with things when I use colourful language :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
also, happy birthday if its ur birthday
Supersonny7 3 years ago
thats pretty bad! wow! if u find the grot who did that, make sure to tell him to NEVER EVER eat any more mexican food, OR CURRIES!
Supersonny7 3 years ago
I think I'd rather not find out who it was.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
You should report that shit to HR.
chudleycannonfodder 3 years ago
They don't want to know about it.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
most hilarious video i`ve ever seen
fracturre 3 years ago
Glad you enjoyed it so much :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
That is totally gross and not funny.
cosita0503 3 years ago
You're in the minority
AngryAussie 3 years ago
LOL, why do so many people treat public toilets like [for lack of a better word] shit?
BokShilBokShil 3 years ago
Because they are disgusting.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
so i guess there's an explodingaussie in your workplace...
conmech 3 years ago
Something like that
AngryAussie 3 years ago
this has got to be one of your most hilarious videos.
asta49 3 years ago
Glad you think so :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Hilarious. Stories from work make for good humor!
dwyteHill 3 years ago
And they're a great release
AngryAussie 3 years ago
lol
eedobee 3 years ago
Gone a few days. Lots of new shit.
jule425 3 years ago
You can miss a lot in a few days :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
i hate that shit! theres a toilet at my school that has diaherria all over it!
scottydog94 3 years ago
Everyone seems to have disgusting stories.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
apparently...
scottydog94 3 years ago
You think you got it bad!!! I work in the construction industry, not only do i encounter the shit explosions all over the place, the worst thing i encountered was some asshole stuck his finger in his own shit (or up his ass) and wrote "SHIT" on the cubical wall with it. I felt sorry for the janitor on site who had to clean that up!!!
MicJaiy 3 years ago
OK, that is really appalling.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
This made me actually LOL a lot. I seriously don't get how people can be so disgusting. I, fortunately, have never had to deal with a toilet situation quite like that but wow just wow
RedVolly 3 years ago
I get really disgusted when things like this happen at work
AngryAussie 3 years ago
We have the same problems here in Germany.
commodorechocolade 3 years ago
It is a worldwide problem!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Yeah no kidding. It doesn't take a certain nationality to be so inconsiderate as to leave any kind of mess, personal or otherwise, around with no regards to how it may affect others. But I sure do feel ya.
Lavenderrose73 3 years ago
sorry!
WillThePlank 3 years ago
It's about time!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
After I ate that cake I couldn't resist shitting it all over the cubicle.
Choo69 3 years ago
I knew it was you!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Shit sling monkeys!!!
FUCK!!!
OMG!!
LMAO!!!
GoddessofBarefeet 3 years ago
You gotta watch out for them!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
I'm so sorry you had to deal with that kinda thing. But the way you carry on about it is funny as all heck... "s*** slinging monkeys" Oh my gosh! X D
Lavenderrose73 3 years ago
It's how I get the bad feelings out of my system :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Yeah, I don't care what others say, you could do a lot worse than yell at a gosh darn camera. I guess they know you (personally, in real life, that is) well enough to tell me I'm too hung up on you and wrongfully defending you in your other videos. Apparently I don't know you half as well as they do. : P
Lavenderrose73 3 years ago
I find certain people aren't worth bothering with - but the, you're a much nicer person than me :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
I fin certain people simply aren't worth bothering with, but then you're a much nicer person than me :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Yeah, someone left a comment on my channel about this, so I left one on his, telling him he only knew half of the situation (maybe). When I went back to his channel later and saw that he'd deleted it, I deleted his on my channel and blocked him, assuming he'd done the same thing. I figured, "I don't need him, NOR the reminder of that one-sided reproach!"
Lavenderrose73 3 years ago
Thats discusting
ew
kitycat135 3 years ago
Yes it was.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Did you have any warning as to some atrocious smell emanating from the area?
Fyrstorm180 3 years ago
Bro, I love your vids ! Hey, did you hear...we finally have a "real" President...not a comedian anymore....Ha! OBAMA !!!!!!!
JWAD115 3 years ago 3
What a relief to have someone intelligent moving into the whitehouse.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
LOL and the howla monkeys hahaha
Neuiko 3 years ago
Howler monkeys were the simians that came to mind :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Liquified shit, ahha, you know your way round words,
Neuiko 3 years ago
Dude, no. Just N, big fat capital O. That video just made me cringe.
I'm just glad that that sort of thing does not happen at my school... But god, I could imagine what it would be like if I faced something like that on a day-to-day basis.
Keep up the excellent work mate, and here's hoping that something like THAT doesn't happen too often.
Didgeinator92 3 years ago
It was a bit of a one-off but memorable for being so gross.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Yeah, I could imagine. Not that I want to.
P.S: Love the shirt, genius material there.
P.S.S: You've got major guts for cleaning up after that sick "fire-in-the-hole" moron.
Final note: Sorry that your birthday cake was stolen. If it really was your birthday, then here's to wishing you a happy birthday. Peace.
Didgeinator92 3 years ago
When I was in Crete, I needed the toilet whilst out and about and the only one near me was a squatter. The problem with this was that most people seemed to have missed as there was shit everywhere round it. I couldn't actually go as there was no way to without standing in it! No way to move it or clean it either!
ianbittiner 3 years ago
I'd be paranoid about falling over.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
...eww
HalfScottishGuy 3 years ago
lol this is the first video to make me "lmao" in a long time
pyromanizak 3 years ago
Glad to hear it :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Sounds like someone shoved a grenade up his arse...
TheChaser666 3 years ago
That might explain it.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
I just thought of something you Ausssies are famous for. Your Tea Tree oil! That stuff is the most tingle I have ever felt during sex. Just take a hand full of that after you get good and hard, wipe it on all over and your good to go for hours!!! Cheers.
analyzingfunny 3 years ago
Thanks for sharing! :D
AngryAussie 3 years ago
NICE T SHIRT, MATE
TRIPLE THREE !!
strine0strine 3 years ago
I'm only half evil.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
were'd u get it, i want one :P
pyromanizak 3 years ago
It's from a shop called jayjays
AngryAussie 3 years ago
How utterly gross. You should've taken the dirty scrubbing brush and beat the disgusting bastard with it.
DDRpwnerer 3 years ago
If I knew who is was!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
oh dear... I was eating....
dismutased 3 years ago
Never eat while watching my vids
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Walk into a cubical, see the liquid shit, walk out of the cubical. Thats my role play. but srs, fuck them fuckers.
hyperrmusicc 3 years ago
Oh yeah, fuck those people.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
why so angry mr aussie?
otakuzin 3 years ago
In a world this insane, anger is the only sane response.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Clever saying. Mind if i quote you on that?
Wowjan 3 years ago
Any time you like :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
mikma was here
mikma 3 years ago
I'm the freak at work! LAWL
SiliconPS3Knights 3 years ago
Scary!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
WTF!!! why is this video no longer available!!!
Watty162 3 years ago
That's just an intermittent bug YT has.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
HOWLER MONKEYES!!!this is hysterical! you should get that person and teach him some manners!
Kipfan410 3 years ago
I wish I could!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
i'll find him for ya! =)
Kipfan410 3 years ago
I work in a bakery in a mall so when i go to the toilets there are always homeless dudes in the morning washing themselves in the sinks. on a regular bases the toilets are coved floors walls, and roof with piss and shit. from the stores I hear the girls toilets are worse. oh by the way does anybody knows how to use the flusher cos I seem to be the only one who does. Its not that hard. but what is the point the place is already coved in piss and shit.
davidtylr 3 years ago
That sounds really gross
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Love the t-shirt!
eleanorerigby 3 years ago
Me too.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
That could catch on.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Hilarious. I really hope it was the same person. If you do find out who it is have someone hold your camera and confront them (maybe in the parking lot or something so you don't get fired lol). That would be the best thing ever.
virtuosoikingpin 3 years ago
hahahah confronted on camera - I like it!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
I have a toilet at work in the basement and the ladies from upstairs come down there SPECIFICALLY to shit because it is isolated. Dirty bitches.
noituudenaika1 3 years ago
I know that feeling
AngryAussie 3 years ago
rofl. Put a padlock on it XD
virtuosoikingpin 3 years ago
Between feeling the need to vomit from your description I couldn't stop laughing! Great video.
juz1093 3 years ago
Just the effect I was looking for :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Sorry about the cake, mate. After 2 days, I figured I'd do everyone a favor and prevent food poisoning, y'know? Can't be leaving something like that over the weekend, right? It was pretty tasty, too. Except I was taking this pill called Alli...ever heard of it? I'm trying to lose weight.
And that led to the embarrassing thing in the cubicle. It looked like the oil on pizza didn't it? Thanks for cleaning it up. I'll make it up to you by rating you 5 stars.
Cheers!
MrDage 3 years ago
ha ha, funny
Doomedlight 3 years ago
hahahahah tied together perfectly!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
You sir get 2 cookies and an internetz for that!
Wowjan 3 years ago
good to see there are still people out there not afraid to have a good old fasioned rage.
thomis9111 3 years ago
It's a healthy way to release stress.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
this vid was SO hilarious. you tell that guy ! lol =)
Brittany19906 3 years ago
This is the way I tell people :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
I had one guy who sat near me clip his toe nails I said something to the supervisor just that I don't mind however someone else might then the next day that mutherfucker's toe nail hit me and I fucking lost it. thats why I don't shit at work I go home but I work at gallup and we get a 10 min break per hour (also answer what ever we got we get paid per survey)
boundless1986 3 years ago
OK, that's disgusting.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
haha!! this made me love you even more LOL!!!
amybaina 3 years ago
Then I have achieved my aims :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
I know exactly what you mean! Well at least you don't dress in drag like some people. Wink, wink! ahahah
Montagraph 3 years ago
Not very often anyway ;)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
haha i laughed. nice video
PsychoNinjaFreak 3 years ago
Cheers :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Hilarious, couldn't stop laughing and it made my day after 3 8+ hour exams (8, 12, and 48 hours)!
There is usually something clean up sprayed poop and it's meant to be used... and if there isn't, well, there is TP and/or paper towels, at least if the bathroom is halfway civilized! The worst one I've seen was one where someone ate a lot of corn and beans and I could see the individual bits as well as lots of green vegetation. Ick!!
Soronthrel 3 years ago
Glad I gave you the break you needed!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
I couldn't have said it any better.
djben1977 3 years ago
I say it so you don't have to.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
man thats like at the outdoor public pool in ______... no-one uses the single cubicle because there is a massive turd hanging on the back of the door, and has been for as long as i can remember... no-one has cleaned it up because it is the caretakers job, yet the caretaker wont go near the thing (dont blame him)... by the way - love the shirt...
QuannanHade 3 years ago
That is a bizarre and disgusting story.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
i know exactly how you feel, i walked into the toilets at work and found a toilet full of liquid shit, it was like the idiot didnt even bother flushing the dam thing, great vid
NiebaumCurran 3 years ago
Cow-orkers can be so disgusting.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
That was definitely my favourite rant of yours... Oh my god you basically stated everything I had in my mind.
missredelle 3 years ago
It's fun to get it out of my system
AngryAussie 3 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pretty much, though. I hate when MY personal gifts are taken.
I also hate being surrounded by shit.
guugolpl0x 3 years ago
They are both bad experiences.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
hahaha nice man... i freaking love ur rants!
kaybolin 3 years ago
I like doing them!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
ahahaha pissed my self laughing. lol.omg at school on wednesday someone did a shit all over the walls. on thursaday it was still there. only until friday, did it get cleanesd up. i mean how many fucking year 9 girls dont know how to not shit on the walls???? ahahahahah man if anyone stole my cake i would kill them. especially a chocolate cake. there like yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!:). good as video mr angry aussie:)
1994cg 3 years ago
It's scary when grown adults don't know how to use the toilet!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
well then mabe there should be a how-to-do-poo-or-number-2
like a seven step to a clean nose.lol
1994cg 3 years ago
imagine if there was pieces of the cake splattered on the wall. and this is the funniest video i think i have ever seen.
qertvbnpop1 3 years ago
I don't like to think of ym cake ending up like that.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
I LOVE YOUR T SHIRT :O) The work place can be pretty shitty sometimes. Unholy fecal fresco LOL! Do you feel better now? Hope so :O)
dorotwhy 3 years ago
This always makes me feel better.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
It's amazing that YOUR rants actually make ME feel better too. Ahh, Now that I'm cleansed, I can enjoy my weekend. I hope you do too :O)
dorotwhy 3 years ago
Coffee anyone? lol
natg900 3 years ago
Not for me!
AngryAussie 3 years ago
Maybe someone in your office was making the sequel to 2girlsonecup
flipsterAU 3 years ago
Now there's a disturbing thought.
AngryAussie 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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AngryAussie 3 years ago
Cheers :)
AngryAussie 3 years ago