Joakim Noah "Where Being A Douche Happens"

[beesneazy]

Cleveland really is an awful place. It's like Indiana. I mean, sure, people live there ... doesn't mean it don't suck. Doesn't mean we don't feel bad for those folks. This video, trying to make it look like Cleveland has LeBron, LeBron had you and he didn't even want you.

LeBron might as well have been a new mother, Cleveland fans the baby, and he left you on the FD doorstep. Get over it. Cleveland is a god awful place and we all know it. Jo is right. Jo don't lie.

[SoccerGenius10]

Funny how he's on arguably the best team in the league and anchors the best defense in the NBA but you chose to show two times he slipped up. Wonder who your favorite team is and i'm curious to see how they're doing. Unless you're one of those band wagon ride Lebron's shaft type of fans then I shouldn't be wasting my time.

[M16musicc]

noah IS a douche but at least the cleveland comment was funny as hell. lol

[hester800]

CLEVELAND SUCKS!!!

[delli2011]

i wish he cracked a smirk when he said, "No one ever said they want to go to cleveland on vacation." his name is joakim sounds like jokeing but he looked dead serious.

[beesneazy]

@delli2011 that's because he was serious! this is as real as Jo has been, and probably ever will be. and dude is one real dude. sometimes the truth hurts.

[justified1975]

this is guy is an asshole,but it's funny cuz it's true,cleveland is ghetto

[famepathable]

i just don't understand why you people hate noah! i mean aside from insecurity what could the reason be?

[knightweiser]

Make an update to this video showing Noah getting his teeth kicked in by Miami.

[kasfami]

ok cleavland fans wanna talk shit huh? ok well for starters where da hell was da cavs do wen lebron left? cavs wasnt even .500. so yeah cleavland u guys can call noah a douche but ive to cleavland and its a shit hole. and where is noah and lebron now? playin each other for a spot for the finals lmao oh the irony!

[lasoogneypubes]

@kasfami Well not only did the Cavs lose LeBron but they also had a HUGE injury problem with the starters they did have. They also got rid of Mo Williams and Ilgauskas. They picked it up in the end of the season though.

[sunnyboy8644]

you're hating on joakim noah because he speaks the truth huh ?

ahahha what a pathetic moron, LOL !

[docj09]

turns out lebron secret agreed with noah's comments when he made them

[1keander]

The only thing that I hate from Cleveland is Lebron James.... now that's a true douche bag

[chongup]

I rarely heard people said that " I am going to Chicago" for vacation either. both places suck in terms of VACATION

[southsidesman]

HE made light. HE made the Heavens and the Earth. HE made the mountains and the trees, the oceans, rivers.... and all the creeping and crawling thing, the birds of the air, and the fish of the sea. And it was good. Then finally.... HE made man... the last of HIS creation. And it was very good, in HIS sight...Then he rested....What is there to like about Cleveland? - GOD'S people are there. And it is good.

[leedaomillz]

Cleveland is shit it sucks there.

[nismotech]

Lebron obviously thinks South Beach is nicer than Cleveland

[leedaomillz]

Cleveland is shit

[beegreezy3]

Cleveland really is a shit hole ... I've been there. Unfortunately I HAD to travel to Cleveland multiple times ... it really does suck.

Now you just have salty fans ... terrible team ... gotta hate on Jo-Jo even tho-tho he'll have a title before THE RINGLESS KING

QUEEN JAMES HATES CLEVELAND TOO LOLLOL

[WhiteSoxxRunIt]

the title says "where being a douche happens"..LOL....its the truth....who the fuck gives a shit about cleveland...

[DynamicImpulse]

cleveland has been known to suck long before noah said anything.

[misiakman5]

Cleveland is a dump.you guys are a piece of shit team without LeBron.FUCK YOU.

[14mirus]

fuck this video

[crissfoo96]

this is fucking great . i love joakim noah . hes just straight up with what he says . btw fuck cleveland raggedy ass shitty place . where bums become radio announcers . 

[anderssonnippon]

Most unintentionally hilarious video on youtube. 

[Sixtown13]

LOL AT LEAVELAND

[gpinci777]

0:32...8 points? 3 rebounds? he's doin it real big alright...

[MrTayter16]

@gpinci777 alot more then you

[tpetschhorvat]

what a loser. 8 points and 3 rebounds. needs to chop off that pony tail and shut his mouth.

[BilliamOfYork]

Maybe now MeBron Gaymes goes to Cleveland on vacation... Probably not...

[chivato773]

im from chicago and pass thru cleveland when i north carolina and dat place does look depressin. the cover of bone thugz e. 1999 eternal look depressin. he just dont like da city looks and dont like lebron (just like everybody includin cleveland). So hes just bieng honest....................haha­haha

[LALAKERS24MAMBA]

1 cleveland dosent suck ur all haters i lived in la nd been to cleveland so cleveland should be shit to it wrong cleveland in quiet a good place nd peaceful i hate lebron but he shoulda beat noahs ass for being a bitch

[quixoto]

Whether he's a douche or not does not change how much Cleveland sucks.

[noigraud]

lol he is a douche indeed

[JamsiieSTARZhiggz]

Lmao! Joakim Noah doesn't dislike Cleveland. He dislikes LeBron! LOL!

[JackassHill]

Joakim Noah, Tim Tebow. Who would you want representing your school. Some people handle losing by rallying their teammates. Others handle losing by making derogatory comments about the city of the team they are being defeated by. I'm sure that when Noah behaves the way he does, FU wants no part of him. Similar to Jason Williams' professional behavior, taking a reporters note pad, and ranting like a child. Must be par for the course down thar in Floda.

[8MunchenBayern8]

FUCK CLEVELAND

[auralstream]

YOU LIKE IT? YOU THINK CLEVELAND'S COOL?

[EliasJordan3]

Lebron's a douche

[TheBigmarvin03]

I don't live in Cleveland, but he should respect. and of course LeBron's better than Noah he sucks. BTW that was the best decision of his life he gave Cleveland 7 years of his life and they didn't went to finals so Cleveland fans stop crying like little babies and be thankful for what he did for 7 years, without LeBron you wouldn't even be be in nba. you had the worse record before lebron came to the cavaliers

[xNaSxAZx]

SHOW THE FOOTAGE WHERE NOAH ON-BALL RIPPED LEBRON....

AND SORRY NOAH WAS REALLY HAPPY HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT BECASUE HE ACTUALLY WON A CHAMPIONSHIP

BOOM...

[KillaCastro6438]

Cleveland sucks balls dude, chicago stand up!!! I can say this, we will be kickin Clevelands ass all season. Then we will kick some Miami Heat ass, see you at the United Center, where LEGENDS HAPPEN!!!!

[TheAwfulWaffle00]

Joakim Noah. Keepin it real. 

[TheAbdullah23]

@GargacProductions fuck you biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaatch

[stephen2005sox]

Obviously LeBron wasn't the biggest Cleveland fan either....

[cheddacheeze23]

Haha gotta love noah- biased bulls fan

[yaboi3kdub]

this video stupid as fuck u dont like noah huh lol who want to go to cleveland

(not Lebron)

[GargacProductions]

@yaboi3kdub hahah yeah i do hate noah...do you live in cleveland though? or have you been there its really alot nicer than you think.

[yaboi3kdub]

@GargacProductions I dont live or never been to cleveland but I here cleveland rocks oh u must live lol i only like chi-town now if i was on the cavs i would like that team

[captainbrush]

@GargacProductions yeah, I've been there. It's all factories

[MrSportsfreak991]

@GargacProductions it's true i live in cleveland giving it 27 likes subscribing too

[boogsonzaloo]

joakim's the man, cleveland sucks!

[Gdog912]

clevland sucks...... period

[nukum08080808]

The Rock and Joakim must know eachother

[XxreyrayxX09]

noah was injured when he missed that dunk

[lightbeer2004]

to bad the only time lebron hits a 3 on joakim again will be at the berto center where the bulls practice..... hahahaha cleveland really does suck..... it's a WAY BELOW AVG city.... Chicago has better suburbs than that crap hole...... no wonder lebron can't wait to leave

[GargacProductions]

keep dreaming

[jjmytube1]

@GargacProductions Umm well , yeah he will be in chicago,and so will Wade, the experts were right, but not in practice.Theyll be flying the Heat banner. Joakim really is a funny dude. That aside its gonna be fun watching the trio giving the NBA headaches...yeah that includes u Lakers.

[boonyaope]

@GargacProductions too bad the cavs are gonna be at the bottom of the east, at least joakim noah learns how to celebrate AFTER he wins a championship and how about cleveland? bunch of losers who think their team is the shit when the cavs suck

[tpetschhorvat]

@lightbeer2004 suburbs suck in general. Who said anything about suburbs? We're talking about a city. Most suburbs around downtown Chicago blow too. All suburbanite kids and families do for fun is loiter at they're local Wal-Mart.

[Leroikaff]

Cleveland sucks ass!

[gta1698]

hope you liked that three noah u faggit

[DBand3]

@gta1698 faggot*

[LoveHatePlanet]

wtf is cleveland? oh that guy from family guy right?

the only thing coming from cleveland is drew carey and even he is lame

[dondakeee123]

he's just that sort of guy who tries way too hard on pick up games. Basically, his game is hustle, which won't get you all that far in your career.

[LoveHatePlanet]

@dondakeee123 clearly you're nowhere in life because LIFE itself is about hustle. you think just bc someone has talent, theyll go places?! its hustle that gets you forward.

[dondakeee123]

@LoveHatePlanet

yea ur a genius! You can get anywhere if you just give effort! Please, grow up. Do you think he would be very efficient once he grows older? I didn't say you don't need hustle, in fact, you need hustle to be a great player. However hustle doesnt get you far once you get older, more tired, and less athletic. You need talent to get you far into your career in BASKETBALL. I wasn't talking about life. Maybe you should think further.

[LoveHatePlanet]

@dondakeee123 if you're old and still trying to play basketball professionally there's something wrong there... do something else with your life...

[dondakeee123]

@LoveHatePlanet

my God ur dumb.Old as in mid and late 30's. At that point athletes usually don't have the young legs to carry their game with hustle. What do you mean do something with my life? That doesnt even make sense in the context? Please just stop here to avoid less embarrassment.

[LoveHatePlanet]

@dondakeee123 i didnt mean you as in YOU, i meant you if you were a basketball player, also, just bc you have talent doesnt necessarily mean itll get you far in your career and there are a lot of players that have talent that dont have rings nor will have them.

[ForcheAlex]

This video just completely explains why Noah is such a freak, thank you for it.

[DRoseOverNoes]

@ForcheAlex he's a freak who'd shxt on you in basketball #TeamNoah b****

[gpinci777]

i just don't understand what he is talking about. "Yeah we gon do it big, all day, all night. do it huge..." like...hes so shot. and lebron just strokes in his eye....take that big boy.

[jstyles6601]

Who is joakim Noah I don't see nobody with a Noah jersey his a bum he need to keep quite he's a draft bust bum ass nigg long live the king lbj

[powerrangersr]

@jstyles6601 I have a Joakim jersey. L2English.

[SouthSideCrusade]

hahaha Cleveland sucks what a shit place to live

[ppinkevich]

@SouthSideCrusade fuck u

[jessemos456]

double double machine

[Grecinto23]

"YEAH WE GONNA DO IT BIG!"-Joakhim Noah:8 Points,3 rebounds...all free-throws LOL.

[CompWin7Helper]

@Grecinto23 that was from he was in Florida.... Calm down

[LoveHatePlanet]

@Grecinto23 yeah he said "we gonna do it big. keyword: WE" and they did do it big... he didnt say HE was gonna do it big...

[ndcl09]

i dont understand how its possible to be that ugly...it blows my mind every day

[11maxdass]

Go Jooks ! This vidéo is funny but not real ! He's a great guy and he's becoming a great player

[SpationauteSpiff]

Jooks le Boss ... il a "voler" un match en les faisant chier au moins .. ehheh

[audiracer85]

so when did you fags jump on the wagon???? GO BULLS!!!!! GO NOAH GO DROSE!!!

[TheTonito74]

You should make 'a tribute to Cleveland' ... oh sorry, you can't ahah

[tedmug]

LeBron's wink is priceless.

[coughfilmsco]

sooooo awesome!!! go cavs!

[adambair20]

You sir are appreciated greatly for creating this

[SayIrishWristWatch]

thank you so much for making this