whitten is a future hall of fame player. Cooley is a player who used to be good but nobody talks about anymore. He needed some attention. I thought he had more class than that. I was wrong. What are his career stats compaired to Whitten anyway? hmmm
Chris if I were you I would be spending more time figuring out a way to keep my STARTING JOB!!!! Never liked you anyway...Jason Witten is a better football player and a better person than you!!!
wow really Cooley how about you try doing something in the nfl other than being injured, you wont ever be close to what Witten is as a player and a person..In fact your just a little b*tch that runs his mouth to much..go make pottery its about the only way you'll get a super "bowl"
You Redskins are just pissed, because a fucked up 20 percent healthy Tony Romo, that sometimes screw things up at the end of games, is STILL 10 times better than the healthy joke you skins are calling your quarterback. Oh, and I predict you Redskins will start your annual 7 game losing slide sometime before this month ends. So laugh while you can. :)
@1Stormbringer hahaha yeuuhh buddy!! good shit man!! fuck the foreskins... especially chris cooley, in my opinion a pathetic excuse for a TE!! he made fun of jason witten, yet jason witten is about 25x better then this fail of a TE... i can't wait til this piece of shit blows his knee out, or ends up like brett favre... disgrace if you ask me..
this just goes to show that Chris Cooley has NO CLASS WHATSOEVER he's just pissed because the cowboys didn't have to score a touchdown to beat his team GO COWBOYS!!!! They're just jealous because they aren't AMERICA'S TEAM they're just another mistake Washington has made hahahaha screw the deadskins
HAHAHAHAH you did help prove my stereotype that all cowboys fans are dumb inbred rednecks. do you not know the difference between the words are and our. oh and btw. you said you gave the game away when you said 'we' what plays were you on the field?? don't say we douchbag. youre just some douche fan who cant speak real english.
@mhudson136 I'm a Cowboys Fan 4 Life & I can speak perfect english bitch the only stereotype in being a Cowboys Fan is knowing that Dallas will always be #1 & that the Deadskins will always hate on the Cowboys. They show their hate well by posting retarded videos like this trying to pick on Tony & Jason not to mention it shows how immature they are i mean c'mon acting like little kids making fun of 2 other GROWN MEN well but then again they do play for Washington HAHAHAHAHAHA
@Howbouthemcowboys19 HOW BOUT THEM COBWOYS 0 and 2 baby!!!!!! remember week one. you came into washington and the national defense kicked you ass.... yeah shut the fuck up
Wow these guys are talking a lot of shit while riding the IR bench! Who does Brennon think he is to talk about anybody! So far even Jamarcus Russel has done more then him so until he even takes a snap in the NFL he needs to just shut his mouth. ps Witten is Cooleys daddy!
Colt Brennan? Really? Does he even play football? That little guy SUCKS. He needs to spend a little less time slobbing Cooley's knob and try being a better quarterback. And Chrissy Cooley? Your team sucks. The Washington Redskins are terrible. Maybe you ladies should spend a little more time on the practice field and a little less time acting like a couple of jackasses? Romo and Witten actually play in the NFL. Cooley and Brennan won't even touch the field. Go figure? Karma is a bitch, huh?
Skins defense is going to eat Dallas alive this year......again. Dallas fans shouldn't be worried about Cooley making fun of Witten but winning a playoff game. bitches
When you make an OPINION. To why a player is beasting because of his surroundings, its not FACT, its opinion.
Just like when I say Witten is better then Cooley, its opinion.
And why you think we are a good offense, a good passing offense?? BECAUSE of players like Witten that make is possible. T.O was thrown at 145 times, and only caught the ball 69 times. A LOT of wasted drives and pic's forcing the ball to T.egO.
IF ANYTHING. Witten will produce MORE with T.O gone. Like in 2004.
haha are you shitting me? Witten was targeted 10 more times last year and had 3 less catches. HE WAS BETTER WITH OWENS! He played 3 seasons before Owens got there and in those 3 years he had a total of 13 TD's. His career high of 96 receptions came with owens... OWENS NEVER TOOK ANYTHING AWAY FROM HIM! He only made Witten better. You guys are retarded. Santana Moss is the only thing beside Cooley that we can throw too and he still manages to put up close to, if not better numbers.
Cooley played in a worse passing system and put up the same numbers... He has more touchdowns in his career than Witten and he's played less games than Witten. Still think WIT-DOG is way better? Look at facts and stop being biased.
Wait to keep it Classy Redskins! Really! I hope the Cowboys Safteys rock Cooley cause Roy isnt there anymore so we got guys that can cover that lamo! As for Colt Brennon, good luck buddy hope you do as well as you did in the big championship game your little school got to.
Chris Cooley wishes that he was half the tight end that Jason Witten is. Colt Brennan can't even beat Jason Campbell for a starting job and frankly doesn't even belong in the same league as Tony Romo. Redskins = Dead last in the NFC East.
You left out Wittens rookie year and like I said, Witten plays in a better passing scheme. Cooley still has 28 touchdowns in 5 years compared to Wittens 25 in 6 years...
Dallas has way more redzone targets then the skins. And T.O was our main redzone threat. With 4 receivers 6"3 or taller on team. With a great redzone hb in barber, and a scrambler in Romo. That don't make Witten less of a TE cause of TD's.
Cooley good, but Witten is better. And been to 5 consecutive pro bowls.
If you had more Redzone attempts wouldn't that hurt your case of explanation? He had more operatunities to score and still didn't. You're quarterback is a gunslinger and gets the ball out there unlike Campbell. Come on guys don't be stupid. If you put Cooley in Witten's shoes he would be doing the same shit.
You wanna talk about T.O and Romo as an "excuse" to why Witten does what he does. But in 04, when Bledsoe was QB, and Terry Glenn our #1 WR, Witten still put up 980 yards, with 6 touchdowns.
You don't even know your own team!?!?! Your number one receiver was Keshawn Johnson! And he put up respectable numbers. You just lost all creditability... These cowboys fans don't even know there shit...
KEYSHAWN JOHNSON WAS YOUR NUMBER 1 RECEIVER... Terry Glenn played 6 games for you that season. Even when Glenn was healthy he wasn't #1 on your depth chart, THAT IS HOW YOU DONT KNOW YOUR OWN TEAM...
No you're just neglecting the facts I put in front of you. I said Witten is good and one of the best I never said he was a product of "Keyshawn" but you still did have a good offense that year. Then I pointed out you don't know what you're talking about because at the beginning of the 2004 season you signed Keyshawn and he was your number 1 receiver. Cooley has never gotten the chance to play in a potent offense. Your offense in 04 was just as good as any offense Cooley has played in.
I'm neglecting the facts??? You're the one tip toeing around the facts. Cause it is what it is. Witten is arguable the best TE in the game, and its not because of T.O/Romo/Keyshawn/Bledsoe
Its because Witten IS one of the best, if not the best in the league.
You're prolly part of the same morons that said Emmit was only good cause of his oline, then turn around, and say the oline was only good cause of Emmit...
No one neglecting facts but you. And FACT is Witten is a top 2 TE. Cooley top 10.
lol..they're just having some fun and for you guys that are all pissed about it get a life. You guys hate anything that's goofy/funny that pokes fun at your 'idols'. This is no where near inappropriate and are just some guys having fun.
yo was colt brennan the one who took the pic of cooley while he was naked with his playbook? these videos are a disgrace to the nfl and to the redskins...id be embarassed if i was a skin fan
id love to see cooley and brennan on d and try to take witten down, they need to be concentrating on contending in the east along with the other top dogs in the division, not making asses out of themselves.
tony romo needs to focus on his team and not being a pussy of himself with jessica simpson. i'd like to see witten and romo trying to take down cooley.
Maybe if this dickbag practiced his profession instead of displaying repressed Romo envy he might actually be worth a shit in the NFL....
ne0311 2 months ago
Chris, I banged Christy too! We all have!
mtorbert 4 months ago
let chris cooley make fun of romo. It dont matter because red skin are not going to win super bowl for a long time.
Romo and witten will win one before red skin ever will so suck red skin fan
chicady100 5 months ago
stupid
floster939 5 months ago
Its no wonder EVERYONE know u as a horses ass.. u AND ur partner
jojocammy 5 months ago
whitten is a future hall of fame player. Cooley is a player who used to be good but nobody talks about anymore. He needed some attention. I thought he had more class than that. I was wrong. What are his career stats compaired to Whitten anyway? hmmm
nezamo 5 months ago
Chris if I were you I would be spending more time figuring out a way to keep my STARTING JOB!!!! Never liked you anyway...Jason Witten is a better football player and a better person than you!!!
CaramelApplePrincess 5 months ago
chris culo is either a serious hater or has a mad crush on tony romo.
mikeymo1 5 months ago
wow really Cooley how about you try doing something in the nfl other than being injured, you wont ever be close to what Witten is as a player and a person..In fact your just a little b*tch that runs his mouth to much..go make pottery its about the only way you'll get a super "bowl"
nathans01988 5 months ago
And the Redskin's QB situation is so much better? :)
Oh yea i forgot about Chris Cooley being a redskin. Chris, where were you when Dallas beat yall? On the field? Sorry couldn't tell.
schoolboi180 5 months ago
Chris Cooley wishes he had half the talent of Jason Witten. Cooley can't hold Wittens jockstrap.
dallasfanb 5 months ago 3
You Redskins are just pissed, because a fucked up 20 percent healthy Tony Romo, that sometimes screw things up at the end of games, is STILL 10 times better than the healthy joke you skins are calling your quarterback. Oh, and I predict you Redskins will start your annual 7 game losing slide sometime before this month ends. So laugh while you can. :)
1Stormbringer 5 months ago 2
@1Stormbringer hahaha yeuuhh buddy!! good shit man!! fuck the foreskins... especially chris cooley, in my opinion a pathetic excuse for a TE!! he made fun of jason witten, yet jason witten is about 25x better then this fail of a TE... i can't wait til this piece of shit blows his knee out, or ends up like brett favre... disgrace if you ask me..
liltonto38 5 months ago
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1Stormbringer 5 months ago
This is worst then you play football. Sorry ass TE take notes from Jason Witten maybe you would be good.
otnavarro92 5 months ago
What a bunch of dumb azzez...Get a life Cooley you piece o crap
nastycactus 5 months ago
Always knew Chris Cooley was an idiot and this just confirms it.
nery2525 5 months ago
Chris Cooley wishes he was Jason Witten...
DamatoTony 5 months ago
Are Chris Cooley and Colt Brennan an item? This is the gay-est thing I've ever seen?
dcg1976 5 months ago 2
He's Just Mad Cause His Girl Called Him Tony In Bed. LMAO!!!
theawesomedude956 5 months ago 9
kinda weak i didnt get the joke...
drunkendragon182002 5 months ago
Its pathetic how no one cares about these losers until they call out Romo and Witten.
KODOUBLE24 5 months ago
this just goes to show that Chris Cooley has NO CLASS WHATSOEVER he's just pissed because the cowboys didn't have to score a touchdown to beat his team GO COWBOYS!!!! They're just jealous because they aren't AMERICA'S TEAM they're just another mistake Washington has made hahahaha screw the deadskins
TRUEBLUEFAN956 5 months ago
Cowboys=fail. when they are favored they shit the bed. hows last place?
originalKingK 1 year ago
@Howbouthemcowboys19
HAHAHAHAH you did help prove my stereotype that all cowboys fans are dumb inbred rednecks. do you not know the difference between the words are and our. oh and btw. you said you gave the game away when you said 'we' what plays were you on the field?? don't say we douchbag. youre just some douche fan who cant speak real english.
mhudson136 1 year ago
@mhudson136 I'm a Cowboys Fan 4 Life & I can speak perfect english bitch the only stereotype in being a Cowboys Fan is knowing that Dallas will always be #1 & that the Deadskins will always hate on the Cowboys. They show their hate well by posting retarded videos like this trying to pick on Tony & Jason not to mention it shows how immature they are i mean c'mon acting like little kids making fun of 2 other GROWN MEN well but then again they do play for Washington HAHAHAHAHAHA
TRUEBLUEFAN956 5 months ago
@Howbouthemcowboys19 HOW BOUT THEM COBWOYS 0 and 2 baby!!!!!! remember week one. you came into washington and the national defense kicked you ass.... yeah shut the fuck up
pussy
mhudson136 1 year ago
SKINZ 4 LIFE
Jakeallen86 1 year ago
Where can I get a pair of those cooley lycra pants . . .they look pretty hot
umichdude 1 year ago
is that supposed to be funny???
1313stephen1313 1 year ago
Your team sucks and you're part of the problem. More time practicing, less time play acting, boys.
NFCEastBeast 2 years ago
brennan doesn't even start...and cooley is a pro bowler they are hardly the problem with this mismanaged franchise
daFBtigga136 2 years ago
@NFCEastBeast SHUTUP
kerbear386 1 year ago
@kerbear386 Truth hurts, doesn't it? Lol!
RolandtheGunslinger 1 year ago
@RolandtheGunslinger Shut Ure Fig Fat Mouth. Fucking Idiot.
kerbear386 1 year ago
Wow these guys are talking a lot of shit while riding the IR bench! Who does Brennon think he is to talk about anybody! So far even Jamarcus Russel has done more then him so until he even takes a snap in the NFL he needs to just shut his mouth. ps Witten is Cooleys daddy!
marty88 2 years ago
Colt Brennan? Really? Does he even play football? That little guy SUCKS. He needs to spend a little less time slobbing Cooley's knob and try being a better quarterback. And Chrissy Cooley? Your team sucks. The Washington Redskins are terrible. Maybe you ladies should spend a little more time on the practice field and a little less time acting like a couple of jackasses? Romo and Witten actually play in the NFL. Cooley and Brennan won't even touch the field. Go figure? Karma is a bitch, huh?
Trimtube78 2 years ago
LOL again. kill yourself. who has won a play off game before 2010. is it romo. witten or cooley. i honestly dont know. you are a fuckin idiot.
mhudson136 2 years ago
youre retarded. can you tell me who has won play off game? is it cooley or romo as of now? yeah shut the fuck up.
mhudson136 2 years ago
"Like what I see, Like what I see" LMAO !
Cheerinblonde09 2 years ago 2
they wonder why the fans hate the team, this chit is funny if your winning . They look like total jack asses now days
thomasuras 2 years ago
he wants balls? i got all the balls he needs.
KiddyTiger 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious regardless if your a skins or a cowboy fan HAHAHAHAHAHA
hayn08 2 years ago 10
I hate the Cowboys myself, but everyone knows Witten is better than Cooley come on...
GeauxSaints53 2 years ago
FUCK YOU! Cooley is way better than whitten!
s4dman 2 years ago
thats bullshit sir.
FilmSkateboarding 2 years ago
Like what I see, like what I see...
TengoJuego 2 years ago
Skins defense is going to eat Dallas alive this year......again. Dallas fans shouldn't be worried about Cooley making fun of Witten but winning a playoff game. bitches
SlickHustle 2 years ago 2
Hahaha Redskins are trash and so are you.
TexasNightmare512 2 years ago
witten suck ballz!!! go REDSKINS!!!
oso051982 2 years ago
when the redskins bring there sorry self into dallas you going to see a real TE J Witt dog
travisminer49 2 years ago
Cooley is not better that Witten lol
DrizzyDon 2 years ago
witten over cooley is a fact.. cooley blows and can go screw himself and wishes he was half the tight end of witten
DALLAScowboys4LiFE82 2 years ago
what ever u say dumbass
damascus4life 2 years ago
You're and idiot... Ive already made my point. Facts don't lie.
QueLub 2 years ago
When you make an OPINION. To why a player is beasting because of his surroundings, its not FACT, its opinion.
Just like when I say Witten is better then Cooley, its opinion.
And why you think we are a good offense, a good passing offense?? BECAUSE of players like Witten that make is possible. T.O was thrown at 145 times, and only caught the ball 69 times. A LOT of wasted drives and pic's forcing the ball to T.egO.
IF ANYTHING. Witten will produce MORE with T.O gone. Like in 2004.
BishopRealTalk98 2 years ago
haha are you shitting me? Witten was targeted 10 more times last year and had 3 less catches. HE WAS BETTER WITH OWENS! He played 3 seasons before Owens got there and in those 3 years he had a total of 13 TD's. His career high of 96 receptions came with owens... OWENS NEVER TOOK ANYTHING AWAY FROM HIM! He only made Witten better. You guys are retarded. Santana Moss is the only thing beside Cooley that we can throw too and he still manages to put up close to, if not better numbers.
QueLub 2 years ago
He actually put up better numbers without Owens.
We're "Retarded" cause we don't think Cooley is better then Jason Witten. Then I guess I'm retarded then.
BishopRealTalk98 2 years ago
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QueLub 2 years ago
Cooley played in a worse passing system and put up the same numbers... He has more touchdowns in his career than Witten and he's played less games than Witten. Still think WIT-DOG is way better? Look at facts and stop being biased.
QueLub 2 years ago 2
Witten is better then Cooley.
BishopRealTalk98 2 years ago
Wait to keep it Classy Redskins! Really! I hope the Cowboys Safteys rock Cooley cause Roy isnt there anymore so we got guys that can cover that lamo! As for Colt Brennon, good luck buddy hope you do as well as you did in the big championship game your little school got to.
marty88 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Cooley-5 years in the NFL-28 touchdowns
Witten-6 years in the NFL-25 Touchdowns
Look at the facts before you talk shit cowfag fans
QueLub 2 years ago
hahaha.. great vid.. dallas sucks!! homo and j-wit are the next brokeback mountain fags!!
captchaos4726 2 years ago
This is very true.
airborn4ever 2 years ago 2
Chris Cooley wishes that he was half the tight end that Jason Witten is. Colt Brennan can't even beat Jason Campbell for a starting job and frankly doesn't even belong in the same league as Tony Romo. Redskins = Dead last in the NFC East.
airborn4ever 2 years ago
Cooley-5 years in the NFL-28 touchdowns
Witten-6 years in the NFL-25 Touchdowns
Your an idiot... Witten plays in a pass heavy system
QueLub 2 years ago
post the receptions & yards please
southofheaven88 2 years ago
In 2008,
Cooley-83 Rec-849 Yards
Witten-81 Rec-952 Yards
Both played all 16 games and Witten provided 2 less catches and 103 more yards. Thats an average of 6.4 more yards a game.
QueLub 2 years ago
BishopRealTalk98 2 years ago
You left out Wittens rookie year and like I said, Witten plays in a better passing scheme. Cooley still has 28 touchdowns in 5 years compared to Wittens 25 in 6 years...
QueLub 2 years ago
Dallas has way more redzone targets then the skins. And T.O was our main redzone threat. With 4 receivers 6"3 or taller on team. With a great redzone hb in barber, and a scrambler in Romo. That don't make Witten less of a TE cause of TD's.
Cooley good, but Witten is better. And been to 5 consecutive pro bowls.
BishopRealTalk98 2 years ago
If you had more Redzone attempts wouldn't that hurt your case of explanation? He had more operatunities to score and still didn't. You're quarterback is a gunslinger and gets the ball out there unlike Campbell. Come on guys don't be stupid. If you put Cooley in Witten's shoes he would be doing the same shit.
QueLub 2 years ago
You wanna talk about T.O and Romo as an "excuse" to why Witten does what he does. But in 04, when Bledsoe was QB, and Terry Glenn our #1 WR, Witten still put up 980 yards, with 6 touchdowns.
BishopRealTalk98 2 years ago
You don't even know your own team!?!?! Your number one receiver was Keshawn Johnson! And he put up respectable numbers. You just lost all creditability... These cowboys fans don't even know there shit...
QueLub 2 years ago
Terry Glenn only played 6 games for you that season.
QueLub 2 years ago
Thats besides the point. And actually made my point even more. On how Witten isn't a product of his environment.
And Terry Glenn was our #1 WR. Of corse I know we had Keyshawn on the team.
You looking for an argument or something, cause you but hurt I said Jay Witt dog is better? lol
Sensitive much?
"These Cowboys fans don't even know there own team" ?????????????
Explain?
BishopRealTalk98 2 years ago
KEYSHAWN JOHNSON WAS YOUR NUMBER 1 RECEIVER... Terry Glenn played 6 games for you that season. Even when Glenn was healthy he wasn't #1 on your depth chart, THAT IS HOW YOU DONT KNOW YOUR OWN TEAM...
QueLub 2 years ago
He is and has been a product... He is an excellent tight end but Cooley is just as good if not better on a shitty offense.
QueLub 2 years ago
No he wasn't. Terry Glenn was our #1 WR when he was healthily.
You're a moron.
Keyshawn took over in 05. But going into 04 Terry was our main threat. Our #1 WR
You kinda of flip flopping the topic. So I guess now Keshawn was the reason for Jay Wit Dog's success right?? lol
Obviously Keshawn became our #1 WR when Glenn got hurt, cause well.... HE WAS HURT duhh
Keep stat hunting on ESPN all you want. Jason Witten is better then Chris Cooley.
BishopRealTalk98 2 years ago
No you're just neglecting the facts I put in front of you. I said Witten is good and one of the best I never said he was a product of "Keyshawn" but you still did have a good offense that year. Then I pointed out you don't know what you're talking about because at the beginning of the 2004 season you signed Keyshawn and he was your number 1 receiver. Cooley has never gotten the chance to play in a potent offense. Your offense in 04 was just as good as any offense Cooley has played in.
QueLub 2 years ago
I'm neglecting the facts??? You're the one tip toeing around the facts. Cause it is what it is. Witten is arguable the best TE in the game, and its not because of T.O/Romo/Keyshawn/Bledsoe
Its because Witten IS one of the best, if not the best in the league.
You're prolly part of the same morons that said Emmit was only good cause of his oline, then turn around, and say the oline was only good cause of Emmit...
No one neglecting facts but you. And FACT is Witten is a top 2 TE. Cooley top 10.
BishopRealTalk98 2 years ago
lol..they're just having some fun and for you guys that are all pissed about it get a life. You guys hate anything that's goofy/funny that pokes fun at your 'idols'. This is no where near inappropriate and are just some guys having fun.
Acolon77 2 years ago 2
yo was colt brennan the one who took the pic of cooley while he was naked with his playbook? these videos are a disgrace to the nfl and to the redskins...id be embarassed if i was a skin fan
shiznato31 2 years ago
weak. you faggots
Cowboys2009Champions 2 years ago
tony romo and the cowboys are weak and a bunch of pussy's who haven't won a playoff game in 15 years
xxn3alxx 2 years ago
id love to see cooley and brennan on d and try to take witten down, they need to be concentrating on contending in the east along with the other top dogs in the division, not making asses out of themselves.
42joshb 2 years ago
tony romo needs to focus on his team and not being a pussy of himself with jessica simpson. i'd like to see witten and romo trying to take down cooley.
xxn3alxx 2 years ago
pretty damn funny.... i like the other one better tho...
Jordantb11 2 years ago 5
good stuff, the boys fans need to lighten
up. its a joke. hail !!!
TheDmil 2 years ago 3
You all know that that was funny as hell. Hail Skins
roscoe311 2 years ago
this shit was fukin retarded.. who the fuk are these clowns
canibizle777 2 years ago
colt couldn't carry Tony Romos jock strap
natedog9669 2 years ago