the greatest condom commercial ever

[nodinitiative]

In Short: No Rubber, No Fucky...

How hard is that? Instead of making a speech, sigh women...

[polishpeternator]

y u no white man

[cheese319]

He should have been like, "Bitch, you know wearing two condoms at a time will cause them to break."

[ThatThereStranger]

That's why the best way to do what you want is with my little friend chloroform

[Elinus1132]

Ha...Oh Lordy!

[TeamArcticcatcanada]

I wanna fuck you up the ass

[xXCrazyLildevilXx]

Lol what a bitch.

[Techno4ever44]

fuck this video

[Endraypayrayshuns]

Coal burning slut. I hate MTV and their "sleep with monkeys" and "sex is totally cool when you're 15" campaign. They know that kids glorify what they see on TV, which is why they want as many coalburners and pregnant 16 yo's on their broadcasts as possible. It's sickening garbage, and anyone with an IQ over 90 can see riiiiiight through it.

[floatinroundmytincan]

@Endraypayrayshuns sure, let's just not promote condoms and instead have teens with STDs and unwanted pregnancies. (I'll let you know that having sex and being intelligent are not mutually exclusive.)

[queenvampirex]

What baffles me is that she was considering to have sex right after they ate pizza? You never have sex after you eat! Eww!

[SheronYvonejv932]

so just turned 18

[gentilegrief]

This is an ineffective PSA spot because the principle is unsympathetic. Yes she is attractive and charismatic but as soon as the camera reveals her near "partner" the viewer checks out. Everything after is only "whorespeak" from a classless leg spreader probably rife with VD.

[clem8220]

@gentilegrief Sorry, why? What is it about her partner that makes her seem unsympathetic?

[54JuliersPerkinsa54]

also i love try new things and thats why im here

[Nefus1988]

Anti-white propaganda, I bet if there was a white guy in this commercial he would be a fat wimp.

[brittanyromney]

I'm dating the director of this commercial. I am open for questions.

[AaronSmith0]

Always the black dudes in condom adverts lol

[LastFirstKiss24]

omgg. he is wayyy too cute. can someone please give me his name? pleaseee hahahahha xD

[MaryStewart]

REEEEEJECTED!

but she's a race mixer and he's a commie!

[AlyssaSchu101]

lol

[Ovrful]

guess 46 ppl doesnt know whats this commercial about

[jimmyboi9000]

love it how he has a bunk bed

[lukarukavina]

"WAIT! YOU WIN!!" something us guys eventually have to say...

[jeleuri]

What I would have said:

A small piece of latex is what makes the difference, bitch!

We could've used a condom, and it would've been the standard edition, like... meh! Done in 10 mins.

Without a condom, you would've got a "ride" for 5h minimum, you would've got things that you read only in women magazines, I bet I could've reached your stomach, you would not have been able to walk tomorrow and you would have barely been able to open your mouth and tell your friends about how awesome this was.

[nljuggalo]

@jeleuri ... and become pregnant with Tyrone Jr. and/or got aids.

[Sparta4always]

I loved the end :)

[TheStrangelyDeranged]

xD Loved this, would definitely use that speech myself, haha.

[NitroKingOfFlorida]

rckingofflorida.webs.com sign up please

[PIRAKAS666]

i would slap a bitch

[muchmaplevideoz]

"OK! You win!" xD

[deutschlowe]

figures. Another white ho with a brotha

[xisistrahan760x]

Why Didn't He Want To Use A Condom ?

Shiit . That Chick Was Hot .

&& She HAD A Condom .

[TheYvib]

the guy is so hot

[danasgermanavicius]

Lol shes so pretty? thumbs up if u want to fuck her ;D

[mikeweeszy]

There's only one ticket in this life, & that's money...

[thenfm]

keeping stupid sluts in check: MANHOOD101. COM

[alwaysinbeastmode]

INTERRACIAL SEX

[TwistItMissedIt]

@PivotBoy63 After I had ridden that ride, I would get right back in line. *Just a little bit of proper English.

[citizenfitz]

More Jewish sewage pouring into the kiddie's empty skulls....

[pivotboy63]

after i rode that ride id get right back in line

[singerg02]

I love it!! <3

[AoiSeraph12]

I like this commercial. I don't know what the condom-hating dumbasses are talking about.  A condom makes all the difference.

[Slashco]

Forget the condom, that voice would be enough to kill my boner for the whole night. Like fingernails on a chalkboard, sheesh. Plus she seemed like kind of a bitch. :P

[Akaisune]

@Slashco

To each his own, however a woman should never be called a bitch just because she says no when the guy wants to be a dumbass and not abide by her rules. Her body, her rules and to be honest, I rather think she's a strong example of a woman taking control of her own life and health. Yeah, it's just a commercial, but seriously? If it was a guy saying no for the same reason, would you have called him an asshole or stupid?

I wouldn't. ;)

[clem8220]

@Slashco You're totally right. How dare she employ sexual agency, make her own choices and be a model for safe sexual practice. What a bitch! Let's make sure to put her in her place by uselessly hurling gendered insults from the comforts of our computer screens.

[thenfm]

@clem8220 shut the fuck up stupid cunt. U MAD DUMB CUNT ? HAHAHAH

[Slashco]

@clem8220 Oh, she's not a bitch for wanting the guy to use a condom. It's the way she said it, and gloated about it, plus the annoying voice, that makes her seem like one in general. Guy dodged a bullet, I say.

[NoCheeseJustCrackers]

Sorry, that commercial sucked donkey ass

[lovefootball1995]

where can i buy a ticket?

[david42018]

if girls need this video to feel confident enough to tell a guy to use a condom this country has a long ass way to go.. oh wait we are in America I forgot

[TonyBlackgrave]

Ha wow and then he goes running off to try and get some even though the girl now thinks that's all he wants. Silly silly man.

[maiathebeegrrl]

So, you think you're just watching a great condom commercial where a young woman insists the value of her sexual health over acquiescence to social/interpersonal pressure to ignore herself. Then BAM!!! The video has the highest concentration of racist and/or misogynist comments that I've ever seen on YouTube - and that's saying a LOT!

[MistyMorningKristy]

So, middle aged guys and underage teenage girls watch this? That's not a good sign!

[Hadasengel]

Thats a bad sign right there, a woman that talks that much BEFORE having sex..... that black guy just got saved and didnt even know it.... n00b.

[spongebobstalker01]

How rude at give him a bj!!!!!

[XskillyXdillyXdonutX]

@spongebobstalker01 thats the kind of girl id marry. nuff said

[Spitfire995]

i thought she was gonna say ''thanks for the roofie.''

[kari3258]

@Spitfire995 whats a roofie

[nameislo]

yo tim is fine as fuck

[kath1193]

And i didn't see this white girl being conquered ;)

[BladeGTR]

The fact that she has that speech down cold means that she probably has every STD known to man.

[Hayden1083]

wtf she had one in her hand...

[Brodz64]

@Hayden1083 He refused to wear it -.-

[Hayden1083]

@Brodz64 ohhhh, didnt catch onto that first part

[inhoihminen]

@Hayden1083 the point is not that she had one, the point is that he didn't want to USE one :p 

[PengyKiller]

@Hayden1083 a condom



[Hayden1083]

@PengyKiller huh?

[PengyKiller]

@Hayden1083 i said it was a condom

[Hayden1083]

@PengyKiller i figured that much, but why make a reply saying that?

[unknown5629]

agreed with grandmanips

[dariobroccardo]

And they call South Africans racists... Dumass Americans.

[Nitemare452]

@dariobroccardo duded when your going to crack a joke about Americans being dumb at least spell it right

[dariobroccardo]

@Nitemare452 Indeed I too am a protagonist and always in favour of correct spelling and the correct choice of words. Perhaps you're (or in your "your") suggesting that I misspelled dumass? Dumb-Arse maybe? Not sure. But alas, my comment is in reply to comments made by others below. Indeed it's best I refrain from making general comments about Americans... And Arabs, French, Chinese etc. My apologies for having offended you and Americans in general, but my criticism of racists stands firm.

[TheAncientMind]

Fake, white girls never use condoms, they swallow.

[SleeezeyNBreezy]

Grandma nipps needs thumbs up guys

[JokeriPokeri17]

slut

[100AngelBoy]

wtf she sad ??

[iDie4romance]

girl the only reason he didn't wear one was his black dick was so big the condom wouldn't fit and he was afraid it might rip ):

[RickyForStation]

it's because he was catholic

[3Sciencenut]

The real reason she won't sleep with him is that she saw the Che poster in the background....

[macak114]

what is the song in the backround?

[lastwhiteman23]

 Race mixing filth.

[dhbaptiste02]

No, the commercial probably put the black guy on there because he was a good actor for it. Also, you see to be missing the point completely if you have to bring up race in a SAFE SEX commercial.

[CrYsT4LCl4wS]

But anyway, this commercial IS racist and sexist, implying that blacks are more likely to refuse to wear condoms than whites, and that men are more likely to refuse to wear condoms than women. Therefore, seeing this white blonde girl lecturing this balck guy is rather irritating ans show how commericals nourish prejudice.

Sorry for my bad English, if it's bad, I'm not American. Tell me if I've made mistakes x)

[SuperTigerNo1]

@CrYsT4LCl4wS you are hitler! xD

[CrYsT4LCl4wS]

It's always a black guy dating a black girl because :

1) 99% of black guys dream to fuck a white girl. I guess it is a symbol of social revenge, a harder conquest. And commercials fulfill that expectation.

2) White girls dream to be fucked by black guys, and only a few black girls have a taste for white guys.

3) Black guys keep their sisters/daughters/friends away of white guys.

[mrbm222]

"You've got to use a ticket if you want to ride the ride!"

LOL!! XD

[flyingspagetti]

That girl would no longer need condoms when I skullfuck her to the point her brain will explode in a fountain of blood and fireworks.

[Mitzi73]

Abstinence should be the norm.

[TomStraub]

Isn't this ad a bit you know...racist?

Implying blacks are less likely to use condoms...

[Tyssilago]

@TomStraub Actually, I think it's sexist. It's very obviously pointing at how women are less likely to wear condoms than men are, bloody disgrace! 

[ridewithES]

@TomStraub

Or they just hired him because it would be so called "racism" if the ad didn't have a black male/female

[djbreal87]

@TomStraub im white, and I NEVER use a condom lol 

[TomStraub]

@djbreal87

Yeah, but you're a fag.

[kuramasan]

This commercial is actually adorable. >////<

[JOHN411S]

View, Safe Sex In A Bottle, on youtube

[19datchy92]

She's playing hard to get.

[19datchy92]

blueballin' haha

[AuddOneOut]

@exmasamune1 U seem....mad

lawl

[videos4fr33]

bttr to give her in her mouth

[thechefasian1]

And who said blondes are dumb

[Cute4Life94]

haha that girl is awesome. i gotta memorize that speech :P

[SuperTigerNo1]

the girl is the hottest and i agree to wear that condom hehe

[CodyRawlukTV]

Pwwwwwwwwwwned

[11pinrelay]

Does this mean she's not a mudshark?

[theguythatcould]

too many women praising this video for me to say what she should be doing instead of talking.

[debbieakabubbles]

I would say the exact same thing lol :P

[thepokemaster411]

boy yo thats just rough

[mangapuy]

why dont just only say: "well give that ticket and come give me a ride"

[sadman23100]

hahaa great choice of words pretty great actress



[Rebecca22M]

LOL

[lahomiesi]

Thumbs up for the Che on the backround !

[nikkix3lovesu]

"see you in class tim!" xDD bahahaha epic

[Jasupi911]

lol i love how she says "sadly guy-i-almost-slept-with'' :D just epic

[DrynSarcastic360]

He should just stand up and bitch smack her.

[jojojigaboo]

wow.

daddy must be proud.

little daughter away from home for the first time in college and she negotiating w an ape to put a rubber on when he fucks her asshole!

WAY TO GO DAD!

[jojojigaboo]

why do these junk tv ads always feature white girls w black or mexican guys?

why cant a white guy be shown w an asian, latin or black woman?

why can't the 2 kids be white or black?

why is it ALWAYS an all american white girl fucking a black guy?

tiger woods, oj simpson, ray allen..on and on..the powerful negro has to conquer the white girl

wtf?

[silverjackalz]

@jojojigaboo B/c they are trying to push that on everyone and make people think that it's the norm of society.

[hiccupoflife]

@jojojigaboo For the same reason that your soaps and movies show blacks as gardners or theifs and mexicans as cooks. These videos are made to a target audience. In this case Junk tv = more black and mexican male audiences = appealing to their racial stereotypes, just like some shows in the south appeal to white's stereotypes. Why appeal to stereotypes? because many people are fucked up and want to impregnate bitches and leave em or sleep with as any guys as posible and cheat on their husbands.

[NammenlosSVER]

@jojojigaboo 'why do they always feature white girls w/ black guys?' you ask? leme answer with another question, why do you notice that? i didnt, not till i read that comment. maybe you shouldnt look at skin color, no one else is.

[djbreal87]

@NammenlosSVER I look at skin color, why not...kinda hard to not notice a BLACK guy and a WHITE girl, forgive me for making that same assumption, does it mean I am a racist...no...does it mean I hate blacks...no, it was a simple observation of color. Its people like you, that need to get off your fucking high horse, just cause someone notices that a man is black (its not that hard, there kinda...well um...darker than white?) does not mean they are a racist or trying to point them out

[djbreal87]

@jojojigaboo I have your answer...racial equality, if we dont stick a black, asian or mexican in the video, there gonna bitch, and say shit like ohh we are racist and bullshit, when in fact we arent. So alot of the times, good candidates for employment often times need to be passed up just because there white, and they dont have enough black people working there. If you think thats bullshit look it up. It disgusts me. Right man for the job, regardless of color, quit bitching.

[3Sciencenut]

@djbreal87 Ok, fine. Let's grant your premise that if we don't stick in a person of "minority" race in the ad, people will bitch. Fine... but why couldn't it be a white guy with an Asian or Mexican female, granting the comment 3 spots above?

[3Sciencenut]

@jojojigaboo hey! look, someone out there has some common sense!

[jamesdienow]

@jojojigaboo Why are you asking all these questions and just go along with it? They probably can't find the people you mentioned for the job.

[zumiez440]

@jojojigaboo

then if it was a white guy people would say why cant it be a white girl?

then if it was a black girl people would say why cant it be someone else? a different race?

does everything have to have each race in it? if theres no white people its a racisr tv show no black people its a racist show

[jojojigaboo]

@zumiez440

the point is that whites in these ads are ALWAYS fucking blacks

(white women w negro men)

white men are made to look like wimps - like the new doritos ad w the dorky white guy sucking the muscular negro's finger like it's his dick. followed by dorky fat white guy pulling his pants down

the wise negro looks on in amazement

the mountain dew ad w the dorky white girl dancing around w her flabby white skin and ugly clothes while the blacks look on at her in disbelief at how doofy she is

[jojojigaboo]

@zumiez440

it's all over the place - u think the casting is just an accident?

again, i ask why is the white man always made a fool by the black?

a pretty white girl being fucked by a big athletic black -

doofy whites dancing like fools while blacks look on

dentyne ad w the afro black kissing a white girl

show me ONE single ad where the black acts like a moron while the whites laugh

show me ONE ad where the white guy steals the white girl (or other ethnic girl)

good luck finding that!

[jojojigaboo]

@zumiez440

no you are wrong.the dynamic is a NON white male w a white female

a white male and non white female is hardly shown and doent t have the same intent.

if there are no white people in the ad thats fine too.

a black girl and black guy is fine

but these ads ALWAYS either portray the white male as a fool or he is absent and his woman has been taken by a big strong and smart black guy

my point is that it IS very much about race for the people who create these ads

u don't see that?

[D4rknb3h0ld3r]

@jojojigaboo I'm glad someone else sees that shit. Thank GOD for you man. I'm so happy seeing other people finally realize the bullshit propaganda being pushed on us. White with black EVERYWHERE in EVERY damn commercial, its like. "we get it, you big companies want to kill the white race, enough all ready"

[jojojigaboo]

@D4rknb3h0ld3r

hey - thanks for the reply.

not sure which comments u were referring to. i made a few :)

i am not afraid to comment - there are countless examples every where.

it's not just ads-

kardashian girl w a black athlete = reality show and fame

kendra = white girl w a black athlete = reality showS and fame

real housewives of dc = white woman w black husband

portrayed as sophisticated etc etc

all the while the white man is a bumbling fool!

[deds80]

@jojojigaboo I can sum this shit up with 5 fucking words.

Stereotypes; they're fucking stupid. 6 if you count the contraction.

[heytherefuture]

@jojojigaboo cause they like it big...XD lol im sorry i just had to say that

[PidgeonRat]

@jojojigaboo There are lots of other bad implications to this too. It perpetuates the stereotype that black/latino men are only interested in sex. It also falsely implies that black/latina women are somehow inherently less desirable, less attractive and less lovable than white women.

[RavenousDevil]

@PidgeonRat I don't think it implies any of that.

[PidgeonRat]

@RavenousDevil By itself the video doesn't imply it. I am claiming the video fits into a culture that does. My intention was to point out to jojojigaboo that constantly having black man/white woman also insults people who aren't white men. Google search Dove Body Wash Ad for an example of an advertisement that could easily be interpreted to say "white women are more attractive than black women".

[RoyceOrbison]

@jojojigaboo das ignant.

[sexybabe0711]

"oh and thanks for the pizza" lol

[Wynter809]

He's hot

[lopezv7]

having sex with a condom is like eating a banana without peeling the skin off.

[Princesz60x]

Blondies are after all smart.. when it comes to sex.

[8938butterfly]

Who says blondes are dumb?

[sisulienQa]

You fucking racist bitches.... whats the difference between black and white people you idiots!!!

[mower2009]

haha! brilliant =D

[IlVeritiero]

she is annoying and she screws black guys, I would never get it up with a girl like that

[VonAndrew22]

Search DUREX GET IT ON,. very funny commercial for a Condom.

[metallijax]

ok she's gotta chill. she could've been nice about it. bitch. lmao

[seed1433]

LMAO! OWNED!

[siddgaa]

rofl owned

[SynneDennis]

Condoms feel good too, especially when it's not taking away the tactile senses. Iono why he had a problem.

[hpbrainiac]

Aha, proud of her. That was probably the funniest speech I've ever heard, too. I'd like to do that as a monolouge.

[jkweddingentrancesux]

@hpbrainiac

yeah, just like i am sure her father is proud of her. his little angel goes off the school, leaving home for the first time and gets entered by a filthy ape.

nasty !

[JohanKH]

lol, but the ad fails because one can change ones mind, as he did.

Personally I would reason the other way around though. She's probably got all kinds of shit.

[hiphopcrazy123]

He is hot!

[AMNlinkinparkfan115]

mutha fuckin PWNed!!!!

[reno573]

get a life. jews r ite

[PizzaBlade17]

"Guy who I almost slept with" That's a funny name who name's there child that LOL JK

[nyyankeesnygiants]

lol so wat if hes blak he aint bad lookin

[charliboy15]

Lol what a fail why would you even put up such a fight. its a friggin condom its not like you dont get anything even with the crappy ones

[MonsterEnergie93]

@charliboy15 Haha no shit. A condom does not even make that much of a difference at all if you find one that fits you right. Haha serves him right.

[82draughts]

wooow BURN

[FlameBaiter]

nigger

[dizziefree]

@Lukeozade123 wow u odviously don't get much in the sex section!

[TheM4pler]

lmao

[SexaySanta]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[opendtuning]

yeh the blond talked me out of it...i would rather have sex than being talked to death

[GThazard]

OMFG SHE WONT STFU

[Lukozade123]

Who needs an annoying blonde when there is always a hand to fall back on?