Jewish Stand Up of Silverman, Allen, and Bruce

[TDS4UT]

I can remember going to college from having attended a Catholic high school. I was in school with girls and different religions. The Jewish girls won't date me because I wasn't Jewish. I mean, it's a date. What difference does it make? If we share a soda with two straws, it's not like you are going to catch Christianity like its some sort of a disease.

[1LonePuma]

Part 2: God is there defending his Word and Promises, this is why he hasn't destroyed us all already. Nevertheless, He has said that sin will be judged. Therefore, if you are found with sin in your life without salvation, you too will be destroyed. Nothing you say or do will change that. God loves humanity, but man has refused and looked down at God's provision for salvation...His Son. All men will eventually come to know this reality, hopefully it won't be too late, as hell awaits your decision

[1LonePuma]

Religion is a very dangerous thing when you try to use your intellect to understand a spiritual God. Man is always taken the low road without submitting to doing it God's way. He would rather server God on his own terms without realizing God's word is set in motion and cannot change. His word is what we hang our hopes on, not what another man teaches. God has already told us we would suffer in this world, as there is a devil trying to deceive and destroy humanity, but man's ideologies fail him.

[taffysaur]

hahaha "i'd fuckin' do it again!"

it's like bill hicks said; if the jews killed GOD... i'm worshipping the jews! there's some bad motherfuckers on that team!

that should be israel's propaganda; "oh, you have nuclear weapons? we KILLED GOD. you can fuck with us if you WANT to."

everyone should watch john safran! i'm sure you can find some clips on yt.

[Frantepic18]

Sarah Silverman sucks

[MatthewJoelSforcina1]

WHERE IS BABYLON? TOO MUCH SEXUAL REPRESSION HERE!

[gambitvoleur]

:04 should have read: "for jew by jew"

[1LonePuma]

Interesting comment Mr. Slobmotion, as is your name.

Your forwarding comments are indeed indicative of one unfamiliar with the teachings of the bible. People often make unfounded assumptions and even accusations where opposing spiritual laws in their application. Consider the following:

"But a natural man does not accept the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually appraised." 1 Corinthians 2:14

Best regards

[muscleprotein]

@1LonePuma I have read the bible and it is an interesting read. However i feel it should be taken with a pinch of salt. I say this because its unlikely to be the true word of god as we all know after a game of chinese whispers how much the message can change. Taking this over view look at the bible you learn enough to know how to live a moral life without misunderstanding the words of god. God has common sence and knows who is good and that includes good people who do not necessarily believe

[1LonePuma]

@muscleprotein: Well, that's what a lot of people say, a good read. But, being the mystery that it is, you'd need the Holy Ghost to reveal what seems to have eluded you. I'm not at all convinced you understood what you read, as it's not for the intellect of man, but the spirit of man. If you're spirit is dead to God, without being born again, you won't be any different then those who didn't understand Jesus when he was here. That's the long and short of it.

Best regards

[muscleprotein]

@1LonePuma The bottom line is there is no definite answer. The same with the question "is there life on other planets". I have even prayed for him to come to me and show me a sign but nothing happens. All a human can do is try and live a good life so that if there is a god u will enter heaven thats why I respect people's views even yours as you could be right. I challenge god to prove me wrong tho. I watched zeitgeist's video about god not being true and I thought it was slightly disrespectful

[1LonePuma]

@muscleprotein: That's interesting, when I speak to him, he answers me all the time. I guess you have to be born again, spirit filled and study his word. God often uses his own words to speak to us. But, God speaks to us all the time if we're listening. You might want to find the reason you can't hear him. If you're not serving him, you probably won't hear him, he's got to be first, not you.

[1LonePuma]

@muscleprotein: Part 2: You might want to remember this, God is holy and cannot lie. Second, "I love those who love me, and those who seek me find me." Prov. 18:7

"And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart." Jeremiah 29:13. God does not hiding from us, but you must go before him in the way he says to. He's not your buddy, He's your Creator and God and above all, show him respect and our faith in him. If he did speak, could you handle it?

[muscleprotein]

@1LonePuma There is nothing not to handle if he did speak to me then I would believe simple as that. I respect the possiblity that there may be a God but people suffering on this planet makes it had to believe for many people. To say its the fault of the people on this planet as they have lost their way etc is true but for a God to watch over and not intervene disturbs me deeply. He is meant to be benevolent and omnipotent both of which are quite hard to believe when you see the world around you

[1LonePuma]

@muscleprotein: I see your dilemma; however, you can’t assign blame against God when He’s given us his word and promises where is word is forever settled in heaven. He is benevolent and omnipotent, but He also knows and sees the intention of man heart. You have his promises that are given to all, but what you do with them depends on you. God owes no man an explanation. How can you say you've read the word and don't grasp the fundamentals? Read until you understand his reasoning.

[1LonePuma]

@muscleprotein: Part 2: I believe you said you've read God's word, but what you ask is clearly answered, many times, in his word, which is odd that you continue to ask what is clearly explained. Whatever pertains to life and godliness have already been given you, over and over and over. And there will be no excuse for anyone who says they've read His word.

[s99bf0c8]

Sarah Silverman is just not funny. I wonder would she get away with her political incorrectness if she was a blonde Christian from Texas?

Woody Allen on the other hand, is a comedy genius and legend. So are Mel Brooks and Larry David, the best kind of Jewish comedians!

[slobomotion]

@1LonePuma We haven't?

[slobomotion]

I'm Pennsylvania Dutch and from Ohio. I moved to NYC in '77 and I swear, I was so naive, I didn't realize . . . well, I am not sure, but . . . I think I got my first two, maybe three jobs cuz they thought I was Jewish! Ditto with my first husband, a family richer than G*d! (KMart!) Second husband knew, but I had to "pass" for 12 years! THEY NEVER FOUND OUT! I still have a Ketubah, I never got a Get, guess I'm livin' in . . . SIN! Thank you for posting. (My story is true? DON'T ASK.)

[1LonePuma]

Sarah, you reside in a country that was founded on Christianity, where we recognize Jesus Christ as the Son of God and our Lord. To say you would kill Christ again shows you to be extremely reckless and offensive in spite of your point of view. If you really don’t see any fault in it, then make fun of Muhammad and see how long you stay alive!!

[slobomotion]

@1LonePuma But she was right about those Birkenstocks. I live in France and the sight of German tourists in those things . . . well, it could get ugly.

[SLMOSSAD]

@1LonePuma It's called comedy and tolerance so please grow up and take one for the team. What team you say? Oh, the best of teams, the human kind. Have a nice day.

[ePhilosopher9]

by bruce, you ment the philoisopher's song, right? how long should george costanza wait for marissa tomei anyway? hell, it's 2011.

[caseyspaos]

I just realized that South Park's Jimmy is based on Lenny Bruce

[taffysaur]

They invented comic books too, bless 'em.

[taffysaur]

Jewish stand-up is the best stand-up! And Lennie Bruce is my favourite comedian EVER.

(i'm not Jewish btw, it's just true. Look how many of the legendary comedians were Jewish. From Vaudeville to stand-up to the golden age of TV and beyond.)

[slobomotion]

@taffysaur I like Jews so much, my second Jewish husband asked me to fake it so his parents would never find out, it would break their hearts. They never did! I even fooled the Rabbi who married us! I miss it all, I really do. Too bad I ended up in France. So few Jews, driven off and killed, whatever. Bunch of 'em live here in my town, Saint-Denis, in a COMPOUND and they keep getting ATTACKED! I see them once in awhile, I wave, I'm so happy! They must think I'm ferkacht!

[LikeMike8242]

I saw several comments marked as spam with differing opinions that these saying they don't think these people are so great. Is differing opinion spam? Hmmmm....

[TimotheeCarson168699]

You can rip the audio-mp3 of this clip at grabtubesnow doht cohm.

[KphexTwin00]

lenny bruce ftw

[MrJerryRio]

If you like Woody watch Jerry Rio at Mr JerryRio and the Thyrdeye channel. He reminds a lot of comedy lovers of a Woody Allen type character and he is hilarious!

His "Man On The Street" segments are some of best comedy you will see online anywhere!

[CokeMachineGlo]

I Love The Big S, but WTF is she doing in this video with Woody & Lenny. She's about 100 notches below those 2.

[peterhndz]

some order you put them in.

[eslgurucalif]

She doesn't belong alongside the other two.  Period.

[KphexTwin00]

@eslgurucalif i agree completely

[Thastorcyclone]

Jews are in danger of second holocaust again.

Now what danger jews is Muslims, Over 61% muslims think "if" (lol) holocaust happened it was justified.

Muhammed him self killed 700 jews.

Thats inspires muslims to act same way.

[calchas101]

@Thastorcyclone is this post of yours related to comedy somehow? or are you just trying to be funny?

[cristov2k]

i hate sarah silverman. but i love woody allen, so mixed views about this vid...

[absolutebore]

Jerry Lewis, Mel Brooks,George Burns, Sid James(UK), Henny Youngman, Andy Kaufman, Three Stooges, etc, etc, etc,etc

[MROSEN62]

For many years, Jewish comics made tens of millions of laugh and were among the best ever: Allen, Bruce, Brooks, Dangerfield, Reiner, Caesar, Rivers .... etc, etc. Most have been some ingredient in the gefilte fish.

[Hashishin13]

SARAH SILVERMAN IS SHIT, woody Allen isn't even that good but she shouldn't be put beside them.

[apex347]

@Hashishin13 Woody Allen isn't....are you mad? What the hell do you think is good?

[JackStaplesButler]

All great. Well done!

[DougJokester]

Sarah Silverman sucks, Lenny Bruce was good, Woody Allen is a legend

[belisariusorb]

LB has a strange accent - partly New York, partly Massachussets and partly faux British - was he trying to sound "posh" or intellectual.

[apexxxx10]

"Underwear shorts and varocose veins".

"Swimming - hole"

Woody Allen - "The Show Jew"

Mais aussi un grand cineaste, auteur et metteur en scene du vrai cinema.

Dr John

Carsanook (dot com)

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[CAMERO202]

These people make me so happy that I'm Jewish

[motherofjellyfish]

These people make me wish I was Jewish!

[casperado666]

@motherofjellyfish c'mon you'Re not serious dude, noone wants that

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

@motherofjellyfish Another self hating christian?

[StudebakerPackard]

The greats?!?!?!? WTF!?!?!?!? Bruce and Allen are the greats.

[AgentCarter]

sarah silverman doesnt deserve to even be compared to these. in fact, she makes a bad name to jews everywhere

[CDITTLEZ]

SOME OF THE GREATS......

[yoavYbinoon2]

אדיר!

[GUCIGIRL]

The Woody Allen joke about the wrong life is in the Producers movie!!! SO FUNNY

[MitchSelig]

just read a funny book with Jewish humor - Put It In Your Act!

The guy reminds me of Woody Allen when he writes about getting his son a toilet seat for Hanukah and having to explain this to a lady wishing him Merry Christmas - funny stuff

[1019drummer]

sarah's a hotty........woody's woody...and lenny bruce had balls that came in a dumptruck.

great post.

[PolarBeamz]

goood stuff

[michelangeli23]

Lenny Bruce is the best ever

[Kyusoath]

a jew, a jew and a jew

[AbramTheRam]

Sarah Silverman is quiet funny IDK what this bullshit is all about. Nothing compared to Allen however :)

[ghostmonkeyrape]

how can you group sarah silverman with allen and bruce? what a dumb kike whore.

[Fooliccini]

A fucking hilarioous dumb kike whore then

[P4brains]

ignorant retard! u cant even spell WTF?

[Fooliccini]

I was being sarcastic you gump, in response to ghostmonkeyrape. I love Sarah Silverman

[P4brains]

u cant tell its sarcasm when you type it lol

[LittleBoiFen]

People with half a brain can.

[P4brains]

@LittleBoiFen what are you talking about? That people with half a brain can spell?

[Kyusoath]

i know right.

[overview444]

type 'drew schofield contenders' into you tube watch and enjoy funny funny

[SpreadingLoveAround]

sheesh Jesus

ever bring the mundane to t e mountan?

statue of liberty nigger fly by

[weirdchickwee]

Woody Allen = master of delivery

[slobomotion]

Great Woody.  Thanks. Greetings from an American in France.

[Th3Mach1ne]

Woody puts the other two to shame, it's embarrassing

I just wish for some footage of Allen and Bruce!!!

[JokersRiotGrrl]

If you don't like Sarah Silverman, you probably don't get and/or don't like that sort of humor. You also might not like South Park. Americans are not all dumb, I am so pissed off every time I hear that. Some people see cursing or not being PC as the ultimate expression of free speech I.E. not giving into societal constraints b/c that's a barrier just as laws are. The stage Sarah Silverman is not the real Sarah Silverman; there's a bit of her in it but that isn't how she acts in real life.

[LaMOi1]

Sarah Silverman, i think its not a question of getting her, its a question of some of the time shes plain just not funny....

[PolarBeamz]

Partly agreed. Please watch " Cristopher Hutchins - Why women still aren't funny". Maybe it will help you with the perspective on this topic :)

[bonitayara]

is woody jewish?

[cosmicfeedbackloop]

that's a joke right?

[bonitayara]

i had no idea he's jewsih

[Linavry]

No his mother was aborigine and his father was French. Kinda weird combination.

[aovint63]

No Jew ever looked more cirumsized than Woody.

Silverman a comedian? now that's shocking.

[CreativeCritisizm]

Sarah's not good, except in bed maybe, she just knows people who let her on stage so she can show what she's made of, and the sum of that is,,,nothing !

[dafarreller]

her accent is head wrecking

[P4brains]

thats an american accent genius

[dorisblake]

i'm new to lenny bruce, very new, but i already knew i would like him because he's been compared to my idol, bill hicks (or hicks to him i should say). he's more of a philosopher/comic than straightup comedian. i'm likin' him.

[wyxmann]

woody allen makes the other two look inferior

[shizzel8590]

absolutely right

[Fattaman]

Yay, Jews are cool ^_^

By the way, is Sarah Silverman related to Mark Silverman?

[dontcallmelizzie]

Woody Allen has the best freaking glasses ever.

[johnnondrowsyd]

woody allen is best. sarah silverman 2nd. don't understand lenny bruce the comic at all, unless he's doing jokes, not just standing around talking about politics and religion, which is what he always seems to do.

[MalignantRacist]

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[MalignantRacist]

I totally agree 100.666% You can agree with jews, some of us just cant agree with each other so we lie... and we lie... my mom is catholic btw... but ya its all just 666 and what it does to get what it wants or thinks it needs.

Sarah NEEDS a porsche... so did hitler... so do eYe... go figure.

[metyuewb]

This is a great post, some comedian-links missing, but just listen what a brain Lenny Bruce had and what a spoiled brat Sarah Silverman sounds like. American culture dumbed people down over the decades.

[MalignantRacist]

If only there was a final solution to all the problems of my jewish life. Lets equate Seinfeld and Dangerfield with Allen and Bruce too.

[Greenhorsemanship]

wow, I think I'm in love with you...... haha joke, I could never love a jew but hey, I agree with you! surely I'm allowed to agree with jews

[MalignantRacist]

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[metyuewb]

Damn psychopath...yeah Sarah Silverman is gonna get you killed. No, religious fanatic fucks are 6666666whatever

[P4brains]

u are so retarded its hilarious !!!!

[IsraeliXdude]

Silverman is a genius!

[metyuewb]

Sarah sucks, she's just copying Lenny Bruce and there's nothing AT STAKE for her in making fun of Jewishness or addressing it with humor - which she's not even doing

[johnsmdm]

uhhh jews for Silverman..we support you Sarah..thses antisemite bastards can't win..we'll hold a vigil for ya maam..

[Bogframe]

oops, first time around it said this video wasn't available.

[Bogframe]

Can you repost this video?

[ExodusPessoa]

The female Lenny Bruce (lol).

[billh891]

Sarah Silverman---????? How did she ever get a TV show or any kind of booking?

Woody, Bruce---brilliant---she is the epitomy of the song title---The Tramp on The Street. Humor---please never equate that term with her

[ErikCartman]

supermegaultraiperuberquote!!!­!!

sarah is not even near

[MalignantRacist]

because the jews (i am one) have taken over every anything again in america this time and we have to do what we did to europe. That is, piss and shit over everything great about it until life is unlivable because of our own gilt, gelt, guilt? Ya, take these videos apart, Bruce and Allen are like my soul.

[carlo88moe]

woody....aaaaaa....i luv everything he does, except his daughter, NO im sorry, that's not even accurate, i know it wasn't his biological daughter, and im not even offended by it

allen's is superb in film, comedy, personality

[HeadNtheClouds]

a joint in the mezzuzah, a pack of zig zags, holy crap, this is great Lenny Bruce, thanks for posting this~!

[Shlufi]

ahahha Funny people.

[bonejeenyus]

how could u not know woody allen is jewish?? most show biz people are

[bonejeenyus]

what a skank silverman is and never funny

[compulsiveclichespew]

Woody Allen is Jewish?!

[DrStrangelove646]

As a Catholic, I don't thinks offensive, I love all three of them, especially Lenny Bruce, all three of them are showing how......funny the world is with a pitch black humor shielding the source on whats so funny. Also the film "Lenny" with Dustin Hoffman is brilliant and a great look at the life of Lenny Bruce.

Freedom of Speech!

[armyperson59]

how u get it past 10 minutes?

[liavav]

yeah.. wierd.

she's fuuny!!!(:

[1233452432]

how can you put sarah silverman next to allen and bruce?

[1233452432]

bahahaha nice one, but you weren't even close

[phantomofthedrivein]

if they can put Jesus next to thieves, I guess they can put Woody between the other 2 comedians

[Guedingen]

Allen's by far the best

[therevsmile]

Bruce is the greatest