Michael Cera & Clark Duke Rapping "2 Bitches" With Too Short!! Superbad!! Key Club

[dom0420]

#deathsquad @redban brought me here. Classic video.

[NealMegaChan]

yea i like conan all and well, but he didnt bring be here, Deathsquad did.

[BLAZIN614PRODUCTIONS]

deathsquad naughty show #57 with too short great podcast on itunes

[dudewithalaptop]

michael cera. the king of awkwardness

[VONiiE8]

LMAOO!!!! oh man this made my night :)

[UNDERGROUNDGIRLS109]

SUPPORT FEMALE HIP-HOP LOG ON UNDERGROUNDGIRLSOFHIPHOP (DOT) COM STOP SLEEPIN LETS GO!!!

[nabtogo]

cera is homo GO DUKE!

[luloc559]

This is hilarious. My respect for Michael Cera and Clark Duke has just risen dramatically. That's gangster shit, and these foos held it down. Thought the movies were corny, went out and bought em after seeing this.

[CassandraMarie00]

This is my favorite thing! I love Clark and Michael and this is hilarious!

[thedragonforce10]

HERE BECAUSE OF TEAM COCO!!!

COCO - LENO

[LoveMusicPeace117]

Michael Cera is such a badass. 

[heyyitsRJ]

ahha 2:58. Michael Cera reppin East Oakland. whatta muhfuckin G ahaha.

[realtalk4realpeople]

here because i love michael cera

[randaran06]

love it

[TheInsanelysane]

I see 2 Bitches on the stage!......white bitches....I wonder if Too $short nailed em after the show!

[tragic1Kingdom]

Good to see Clark and Michael together again. :)

[NoRetreatNoRegrets]

Team Coco for life.

[metrunui5524]

Yay coco productions awesomecakes

[kimmy4014]

her cuz of conan too lol

[moviesneeded]

team coco ftw

[DrDREWarLord]

COCO PWNS!

[fx2x2daz]

here because of the coco

[fx2x2daz]

here becuase of the coco

[fx2x2daz]

coco :D 2 shorttttt

[mundanelifeof]

here because of coco... haha

[nuddybare]

team coco

[TFaulk09]

Heard it from coco!!! Love the 2 bitches

[NewOrleansComputerRe]

coc sent me

[torkamata]

Coco sent me here

[lancekaj]

I hope this is what Clark and Michael season 2 is about

[Bruins311]

conan!

[ghettobrown209]

CONANDO

[Omnis2]

All 4,888 of Conan's viewers have viewed this video.

[THENiNEOHNiNE]

Was in the Conan audience today... Great show

[Zero2Legend]

this videos getting hits because of conan haha

[NewOrleansComputerRe]

@Zero2Legend

i heard it from coco

[wee7erkid]

@Zero2Legend yeah basically why i looked it up

[MagnuSSungaM]

@Zero2Legend Hahah yeah that's why I came here!

[MEGAD3TH]

@Zero2Legend indeed i look at it because of conan haha

[ocjuicyfruit]

Last of verse 3: You better handcuff your ho or I'll be fuckin your freak, nigga [Hook, below] Sing it, pimp niggas don't pay a dime I'm fuckin 2 bitches at the same time, Fuckin 2 bitches at the same time Let em know pimp niggas dont pay a dime, bitch Hit the studio and write a rhyme These tramps aint hard to find nigga Bitch 2 Bitches 2 of em Again, I just have to say, you are awesome Michael Cera. I'm so glad you got your phone back after running. You don't look tired on stage!

[SeZTheKing]

@ocjuicyfruit they killed the 3rd verse IMO

[ocjuicyfruit]

(verse 3 cont) 2 titty suckin hoes, navels & toes Bitch rolled her on her stomach, licked her asshole I was smokin on a fat one, layin in the cut After seein this shit, I aint wanna fuck I wanna see how long they can keep goin I don't know, I fell asleep on 'em When I woke up I was gettin my dick sucked These hoes horny as fuck they cant get enough I was fuckin them sluts til the sun came up Nut in both their mouths, you ever done that stuff? Dog baby, this shit aint really nuthin to me

[ocjuicyfruit]

(verse 2 cont.) 2 bitches at the same time & neither one of these hoes is mine I don't give a fuck I'm a player I been doin this for years, I got bitches everywhere You think Im payin hoes? You got the game distorted You a trick, mad cause you cant afford it [REPEAT HOOK] VERSE 3: Them bitches kissed 20 minutes straight non-stop Strip girl on the bottom, lil momma on top It was beautiful, you know what happened next Spent 20 more minutes lickin each others breasts

[ocjuicyfruit]

Repeat HOOK. Verse 2--[Hook] When we got to my room she started actin nervous Sat down and said "lets order room service" I said bitch, what are ya smokin? A big fat dick comin from East Oakland" I stuck it in her mouth she started moanin I said "hang up, get off my telephone, bitch" I put the game down immediately Im a vet from the town started freakin them freaks & once they started, they couldn't stop I fuck em for awhile then I kick back & watch

[ocjuicyfruit]

Verse 1 cont--Don't be stingy girl, lick my balls too You was talkin big shit when I called you You said you never fucked another girl before And you wanted me to help you so Bitch, I took you down to the strip club I told you "look around, who you wanna fuck?" You picked thick chocolate, big booty, big tits I told her she could have you, and this dick She got so excited she got off work early Jumped in the back and started lickin on my girlie I couldn't get home fast enough Now its time to fuck

[luloc559]

@ocjuicyfruit I actually think I knew all the lyrics, haha, who woulda known. What's even funnier is THEY knew all the lyrics. Thanks for posting them, by the way, it just makes things that much funnier.

[ikillpenguins]

thank you conan!

[Chancho84]

CONANDO!!!

[HOOTERUSA]

Ha guilty

[Y0utubeHipHop]

Too $hort is a legend, got a brand new respect for Cera. Props.

[MrTcurry1]

came here because of Conan too lol

[ta1068]

Thumbs up if you came here because of Conan

[boobola]

@ta1068 I JUST Looked this up beacause of him AHHA

[Shotty5353]

He's talkin about it on Conan. bout to get a lot more views. pretty sweet though.

[323lafinest]

i was there..that shiet! was off the hook..specially when these cats jumped on stage..that was dope ass fukc!

[MoeRock76]

I was there. We lost our sh#$%#% when short brought those fools up. Bishop Don Magic Juan was there and after this song. DJ Quick jumped up on the sage and busted his own little set.

LEGENDARY!!!!!!!

[SeZTheKing]

@MoeRock76 check my vids I put up 15:00 of footage of short/quik

[323lafinest]

that was a badazz show,i was there...and it was the shiet!

[noahjones714]

sez ur a monster!!!

[Beattrrizz]

What's that song?

[SeZTheKing]

@Beattrrizz its called "2 Bitches"

[Beattrrizz]

@SeZTheKing Gracias!