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  • why must so many mock a man who only wanted to help people. what have you done to help the poor? the fatherless? anybody really?

  • @daspankster71 yea thats very true if you want the typical answer from an atheist it is that we too were moved by jesus and what he stood for. but he also was either a liar, or had been lied to. i dont know which would be more sad to find out

  • @JamesonSmirnoff people used too worship the sun

  • @JamesonSmirnoff Can you please message me and tell me in real scientific terms how this proves 65 million years of history?And I am fairly sure you dont know that iridium bounces back into the atmosphere and distributes worldwide.Because so many have hit in our time to know right?I think the atmospere may have a problem when that asteriod hits that large or that science knows how large the one that hit started out.Also,why havent anymore hit in at least 6000 years?thats a long time for chance

  • There are at least 2000 different religions in the world. Variously they worship cows, rats, monkeys or a big rock. Can I worship a MONKEY on a ROCK rather than a man on a stick?

  • @JamesonSmirnoff Tis one of my favorite songs by that band, if you haven't heard of it you should look it up here on YouTube "In the Presence of" is its name. I have to say, when I saw a return comment I expected an argument from one of my former posts in another religious video, it's relieving to see otherwise.

  • @JamesonSmirnoff "If we were flowers, we would worship the sun. So why not now?" - Yes

  • @JamesonSmirnoff The last time I checked (like 2 seconds ago) there were 110 "known elements".

  • @JamesonSmirnoff At least we can see the sun!

  • Sun is awesome, but then it's the water, fertility of body and soil, the venerable ancestors...

    next thing you know the parts are being collected all together...

    let's just let Allness Being be for now, owe some reverence to it that we are even possible, care about the precious air and water we actually need, and look about for asteroids, for ourselves, like an adult species

  • @JamesonSmirnoff sure, that's how it always starts...

  • Owned

  • If I could click the like button more than once I would

  • this is genius I rofld through the whole vid

  • Sounds more condescending than funny to me, but whatevs

  • @JamesonSmirnoff .....they did...it got pretty bloody. Ask the Aztecs.

  • Wow it's been a long time since I last watched this and it's still side-splittingly funny.

  • @Adamillionaire123 Yeah, lets not upset your imaginary freind!  STFU & grow up!

  • epic hilarity at its finest

  • @JamesonSmirnoff check out the work of Acharya S. She has written heaps of books on Christianity being a fleshed out version of Sun Worship.

  • This is good enough for Saturday Night Live..Too bad the capitalist society would get hurt if it's people weren't faithful Christains..Thus the control over what we all see and hear

  • I especially liked the "homophobia mixed with suppressed gayness" part. Reminds me of all those homophobic politicians that are secretly super gay and who like to buy meth from male prostitutes and also have sex with them.

  • @JamesonSmirnoff -George Carlin-

  • so funny

  • best video EVER! unless there's the exact same one on the koran, then it's only second best video ever!

  • @JamesonSmirnoff They used to back in the good old days before this new fangled monotheistic system came about.

  • @JamesonSmirnoff they used too

  • the sun is played out, i am so tired of the sun always shining with its rays and shit it should rotate around us like god intended it too, fo shizzle. satan is actually making it look like the earth is going around the sun just like he planted the dinosaur bones and somehow manipulated carbon dating he is really smart and shit dont ask me how he does it but he crazy. the best thing u can do is give up your belief in science and your moon cheese god and put on a chastity belt and pray andshit

  • 0:48 "Creer que siendo obediente a tu papichulo celestial te va dar un ticket a una disneylandia celestial" ........ jajajajaajjaajaajaajaajaajajaa­jj

  • 0:40 jajajajajaajajaajaajjajaa "La creencia de que tienes un papichulo con super podres magicos (dios) de tu lado"

  • Fucking awesome.

  • @JamesonSmirnoff They once did; when they weren't so fucking retarded -_-

  • @JamesonSmirnoff You ever hear of Ra?

  • not my fucking ipod!!!!

  • @trolln4JESUS I can't believe you stole my comment!

  • lol!

  • @JamesonSmirnoff They used to... THEY WERE RIGHT

  • I love this too much

  • I have studied comparative religion at a secular university and I personally believe in God, and I must say, THIS IS ONE OF THE VIEW VIDEOS OF IT'S KIND ON YOUTUBE THAT MAKES A GOOD POINT!

    You can have a Bible and religion while not taking things literally.

    As Joseph Campbell once said: "Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble."

  • LOL

  • The most epic thing I saw today on youtube! 

  • Amen!

  • @TheKenny4292 Do I have to like it or touch it? No, nice metaphor though

  • @TheKenny4292 Well that sounds like a crock O Shite

  • @TheKenny4292 Right god/Jesus must pay for the original sin that god/Jesus put on us in the first place....Hell? What hell? The same one where unbaptized babies get tossed into a burning lake of fire for eternity?? I mean those little bastards had original sin and all, they so had it coming.

  • @TheKenny4292 Did you know that Darwin is right, and all you have to do is read a book to save you from ignorance?

  • @The29prayers "Theory" of evolution. keyword being Theory. theories must have large amounts of supporting evidence and nothing disproving them, but are not to be treated like physical laws

  • @TheKenny4292 You're an incredibly unintelligent human being, your points are grasping at straws and have no basis. Its apparent that the only book about religion you care to read is the Bible itself, just try reading scientific books on atheism, then once you can make an educated argument (if you still chose to do so) maybe people will take you more seriously.

  • Stop preaching what you were brainwashed to believe as a child and PICK UP A BOOK. Do some research instead of this "faith" nonsense. God gave you a brain, I'm sure he's be alright with you using it. Christians are some of the most ignorant people I know because they don't care to learn the facts about the world. Sad.

  • I wish I knew more Black atheists. =[

  • I was catholic for my first 20 years of life. Catholic State? You GOTTA be shittin' me! Religion makes you delusional, which is evident by many of these posts. Get a brain!

  • @TheKenny4292

    Of course I am. The Catholic Church has a long mild history.......while atheism has a short brute failed one. Now Islam will takeover......cos you have all abandoned the Catholic Church ......true founder and defender of the West. CATHOLIC STATE for me!

  • @TheKenny4292 Men wrote that book thats why they put the bat as a bird, you have been "zinged" your entire life if you think that book is the word of a god. It cant be more obvious, but of course you only take from the bible what works for you, the rest like the parts that talk about selling your daughter to slavery or killing those who are different you ignore. Wake up and see the truth what you believe is bullshit.

  • LOL it's true 500 years ago the Catholics denied women to have rights, at least some churches started to allow that, and I like the part about Conformity since most churches make you into zombies and steal your money, and does the money go to the poor? No a lot of churches spend it on themselves while people a block away starve.

  • @TheKenny4292 First of all the Earth is not a circle, second the bible is full of mistakes. Deuteronomy 14:18 - birds you shall not eat: the stork, the heron, the lapwing and the BAT. I guess you know the bat is not a bird. Have you read the entire bible? it is full of shit.

  • @TheKenny4292 Then how can you think its true if you cant understand it, it makes no sense. And you shouldnt have quoted the bible, its a book full of mistakes. For example it says that bats are birds. How can you blindly trust a book writen almost 2000 years ago by men that thought the Earth was flat?

  • @TheKenny4292 And who created god ?

  • @TheKenny4292 If it was designed it wasnt intelligent at all, hundreds of millions years passed before a chaotic universe turned into the universe we know. Countless amount of matter were lost before the universe stabilized and when a tiny planet wich we call Earth was close enough to our sun to have the right requirements for life even then it took millions of years of trial and error in evolution. So if that is the work of a perfect being im not impresed at all.

  • @TheKenny4292 Everything came to order by the laws of physics. From these gases stars were born and in the core of this stars the basic elements were formed, and finally when the stars go supernova they release these elements through all the universe then gravity do the rest and bring them together.

  • @TheKenny4292 i dont think that, all i know is that i dont know. If there is a god either this god was created or is eternal, so if you think theres a god that have always been there you could also think that the universe have always been there. Now, wich is more reasonable to you?

  • Lmfao!

  • FUUUUUUUnnnnnnn-NNNNNNYYYYYYY!­!!!!!!!.... roaches of the world! HA!

  • U MAD ATHEISTFAG?

  • This is genius!

  • Many studies have found a correlation between Christianity and feeblemindedness. Unfortunately, most people and even psychologists assume therefore that Christianity cures feeblemindedness. This is a mistake. There are more lines of evidence indicating that it is more likely that Christianity causes feeblemindedness.

  • If it is against the law to utter death threats, why are christians allowed to threaten people with a fate worse than death?

  • Shirt over-tucking.

  • Funny how the greatest minds in history were formed and shaped by the Holy Bible. And the greaest achievement of mankind were brought to you by Christians....in Christendom. An astounding fact. While atheists are too busy wallowing in the mire and spreading STD's while quietly self extincting to be any use whatsoever. LOL.....CATHOLIC STATE......coming up!

  • @MsCATHOLICSTATE That's not even a true statement. Science shaped the greatest minds not the Bible. If we followed the Bible we would still be in the dark ages with spousal abuse legal, child abuse legal, slavery legal, etc. Having parents sell rape victim to rapist, etc. It's aburd behavior. Science has brought us preventions and treatments for dieseases, faster travel, faster comunication, safer drinking water, etc. Bible brought religious wars, inquistions, Witch trials, genicide.

  • @hydrolito

    Nope.....science was uncovered by great minds shaped by the Holy Bible! Nobody else! Science is just the uncovering of God's Creation......scientists do not create science....merely uncover what was Created. And science reveals the enormity the complexity and eternity of its Creator......so that mere scientists can only gasp in awe. Atheists have used science for destruction in wars.....and self extermination via birthcontrol. Not so clever. CATHOLIC STATE....is great!

  • @MsCATHOLICSTATE "science was uncovered by great minds shaped by the Holy Bible! Nobody else"

    Lol which is why God sat on his ass and did nothing which the catholic church killed and toruted people who claims (correctly) that the earth was no flat.

    "so that mere scientists can only gasp in awe"

    What is really awe inspiring is what we have achieve in the last 100 years-- much more that what christains have achieve in the last 5000+ years

  • @MsCATHOLICSTATE "And the greaest achievement of mankind were brought to you by Christians "

    No they weren't -- and even if they were keeping in mind that no one admitted to being atheist out of fear of the catholic church.

    \

  • @badpanda84

    There were plenty of atheists.....but they were considered stupid.....which they were. Atheists are now in power.....and they are bringing their nations to their knees and surrendering them to Islam. Atheists are proving to be useless physicists.....which is why we are still dependand on the old fashioned cars trains etc. I can't see atheists providing an alternative. Monk scientists to the rescue please. CATHOLIC STATE......is great.

  • @MsCATHOLICSTATE ".....There were plenty of atheists.....but they were considered stupid.....which they were"\

    Lol because they were totally wrong about the earth being round and not flat...

    but we all know during the spanish inqustion no one was going to admit to not being catholic-- remember they tortured people in ways that would make jesus cruficixtion look like a walk in the park ( at least jesus didnt have he gentital ripped out.)

  • @MsCATHOLICSTATE "There were plenty of atheists.....but they were considered stupid.....which they were"

    Even if you were correct the catholic church though you everyone was stupid who did agree with them -- if you didnt belive demons caused diease and not germs you were considered stupid.

    But you cant deny they fact that the inqustions occured and the catholic church maintain power though fear

  • @badpanda84

    Christians told atheists all you knew. And the Inquisitions killed a mere 3.000 to 5.000 in all its centuries of operation.....a bit different to the millions upon millions killed by evil atheist ideologes in the 20th centuries alone! Makes me proud to be a Catholic. CATHOLIC STATE.....is great.

  • @MsCATHOLICSTATE hundreds of years of child molesting, the 30 year war 1618-1648 (most likely the most important Christian war ever), all the popes who sent troops to support their political agenda, the Spanish mass murdering of south America, crusades, money for building of churches instead of hospitals or schools, the Vatican support of NAZI Italy and Germany. The spread of hate against Jews and other non catholics, slavery, and that was just committed by CAtholics.

  • @immunetocommonsense

    CATHOLIC STATE is so great........I think you will agree :P We after all are the founders and true defenders of the West......and will be again. Go back to sleep ...parasite.

  • @MsCATHOLICSTATE My dear devoted and deluded Christian: The Greeks are the true defender of the West. If they wouldn't have stopped the Persians, the West would look different. And the German tribes who defeated the Romans. Look at Cultural differences between northern and southern germans compared to similarities with swedes and austrians.

  • @immunetocommonsense

    Well if you are going to define the West by location only....then it might as well be Muslim as Christian. But the West is more than that.....the West is Christian....or it is nothing. I am a Catholic......and that is the seed of civilisation. Pagans just follow us. CATHOLIC STATE.....is great!

  • @MsCATHOLICSTATE you just convinced me with your brilliant statement! You do not even try to understand my former statement.

    we speak one universal language. the language of math. our numbers are christian or??? modern human rights code has more to do with arabic ethics than christian. May science bless you.

  • @immunetocommonsense

    I doubt that very much.....looking at the state of the Middle East today. Anyhow.....as we say....atheists society can never last cos atheists demands exceed atheist contribution.....ie ahteists are always whinging about their rights....but contribute precious little to the life of their society. It's all take take take...... CATHOLIC STATE is great though.

  • GLOBAL WARMING WILL KILL US ALL NOT SATAN!!!!!

  • HeHeHe ..

  • Genius!

  • since there is no absolute truth whether god is real or not then atheist have no right to call believers idiots just as believers don't to atheist. btw stfu atheist and stop being dicks on the internet.

  • @Muhammadisatroll i dont believe theists are idiots. i think that followers of a religion want a simple answer to life, and its easy to say simply because you cannot disprove something must mean its right. i think that there are so many religions in the world how can one religion claim to be the only way?

  • @Muhammadisatroll Hahahahaha, ah ignorance. Also if you were grammatically correct and knew how to spell, oh and had SOME intelligence, then maybe people would listen to the points you make.

  • @PrivateJoker17 lol, grammar nazi, oh no! Sorry what i said didn't agree with you, have fun with your bloated ego and arrogance. ;)

  • @Muhammadisatroll I also mentioned your lack of intelligence and complete ignorance.

  • @PrivateJoker17 Same goes for you. Next time have a more reasonable comment besides bashing, just makes you look like a moron.

  • @Muhammadisatroll I'm unintelligent because I called you unintelligent? That makes sense.

  • @PrivateJoker17 ?!!? wow, nvm, thanks for proving my point in my first comment. Now be gone.

  • @Muhammadisatroll So you don't think it's unintelligent that people believe a white man created from dust and a white woman created from the white man's rib created the entire world's population through incest including the asian, African and every other population that is not white? You don't think it's unintelligent that people believe homosexuality is evil? You don't think it's unintelligent that people believe their religion is the ONLY correct one because that is how they were brought up?

  • @Muhammadisatroll You don't think it's unintelligent that people believe fables from a story book are actual events that occured throughout history, you don't think it's unintelligent that people believe that God created everything out of nothing but they can't answer who created God. Youdon't think it's unintelligent that people believe that our world is only five thousand years old? You sir are the unintelligent one.

  • @PrivateJoker17 I wasn't talking about religion, just god.

  • @Muhammadisatroll Well this video is about religion in general. I could go into God later.

  • There are at least 2000 different religions in the world. Variously they worship cows, rats, monkeys or a big rock. Can I worship a monkey on a rock rather than a man on a stick?

  • actually our book about "supermagicland" is about real people and events which have been recorded in history...

    I don't believe everything in it is to be taken literally. It's a guide on how to act and how to treat people. But some people use it as a way to justify irrational fears. some people use it to feed their ego and believe themselves to be self-rightous. some people use it as justification for murder. But these are all things the Bible says NOT to do...

  • WORD UP ATHEISTS

  • LMAO 'shirt overtucking' - loved it.

  • now that was funny....brilliant..

  • I haven't laughed out loud like that in a VERY long time! Thank you to whomever made this. You are awesome!

  • hahaaaa funny!!

  • "the roaches under your sink can't wait for you to fuck this up so they can run this for a while and take your iPod..."

    I laughed so hard I think I pulled something.

  • I can't believe people actually read this shit and consider it non-fiction!!!!!!

  • YES!!!! this sums up the bible perfectly..

  • wonder what the last bit would have to say about the NWO

  • Very funny! Great video!

  • Buster J. Sticksmacker xD

  • simply WIN

  • AND HAVE YOU IPOD. YEAH THETS GET THAT IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Brilliant. Blessedly Brilliant.

    Thinking that a supposedly almighty god would spend so much time worrying about our bedroom lives, amidst the vastness of the universe, is mind-blowingly stupid.

  • @JohnfromPerth Marriage is hijacked by religion basicly. There is nothing in the bible about marriage, except something like "marriage is a contract between a man and his wife´s father".

    Having the power to join people together as an exclusive right is quite a powerful one, which is probably the reason it´s been hijacked in the first place.

  • @JohnfromPerth "why wont an all powerful god grow back a mans dick that has been cut off if he truely is worthy of it, LOL"

    Or maybe just give a decent law abiding conscientious atheist a couple more inches! that's not too much to ask IS IT? ..... WELL IS IT?

  • you are such a cunt [ ;

  • LMAO

  • God does exist.

  • @SummerSunshine1988

    If so, I can't wait for judgement day to kick him in the balls for being such a dick.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 thats the spirit!

  • @BRin722 : Literally and figuratively. :-)

  • Jesus stinks.

  • I..... think I'm in love.

  • LOL nice one :)

  • This video made me lose 30 IQ. Maybe if I watch it 4 more times, I will be down to single-digit level, and then be able to understand where the creator of the vid is coming from.

    "Get out of fairytale land and build something"

    Even though 90% of all great scientists and inventors were religous, and responsible for modern laws of science, mathematics, and engineering.

    People are dumb.

  • @NTMCG I'd like you to name these 90% please. And what number of scientists were you claiming this 90%? Just because a few were religious doesn't make them all knowing. Science is completely separate of faith. Even Einstein, who's relativity works perfect until you break it down to the quantum level...then it fails. He was not religious. Isaac Newton, who was religious, proved the laws of motion, inertia, and gravity. however fails at galactic levels.

  • @metalmilitia1977 Einstein was a creationist, you uneducated twat. As for naming them - google is your friend. Nearly every invention or discovery in the last 200 years was by a religious scientist.

    I do agree though, that science is separate from faith. However, they are not mutually exclusive either, as many suggest.

  • @NTMCG "Einstein was a creationist, you uneducated twat." Oh dear.

    An Einstein quote for you. ""The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still purely primitive, legends which are nevertheless pretty childish."

    A creationist?

  • @NTMCG Religious fairy tales will forever be picked apart by science fact. But this is not science's goal. It's just the way it is. Stories in religion were ways to make sense of the universe because people didn't have the knowledge we have today. Regardless of "religion", whether there is a god or not will never be known. You do not "KNOW" there is a god anymore then I "KNOW" there is not one. "extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence". You have none. Game over.

  • @metalmilitia1977 Nothing in the Bible has been disproven by science, you ignorant fool. Learn something about religion before you bash it.

  • @NTMCG fact.... Noah's ark.  Fake. 2 of all 10 billions species on one boat? The boat would need to be 500 miles long and miles high to be able to stay afloat. Earth 10,000 years old? False. Fact is 4.6 billion. There are no record of ANY biblical character, in documents, or in bodily remains. NONE. Even King Tut left us his body as proof and that was thousands of years before Jesus. How about you pull your head out of your but you ignorant ass. Go back to school.

  • @metalmilitia1977 You are referring to the beliefs of Young Earth Creationists, which are on par with an institutionalized retards.

    The bible makes no mention of how old the earth is, nor does it say that every single species was packed into the ark. Thanks for playing though.

  • @NTMCG Oh, and I was raised a Catholic by the way , Mr. know-it-all. I know the Bible cover to cover. That doesn't make it right. I have a brain and I'm not persuaded by empty claims and a dictating church. Anyways, I'm done with this conversation. Off to better topics.

  • @NTMCG

    NTMCG commented on Troll Face (9 minutes ago)

    "niggers"

    Only this comment could come from the mouth of a bible-banger

  • @metalmilitia1977 The fact that I troll youtube for humor's sake does not preclude me from occasionally posting intelligently, nor does it mean that those troll comments are honest opinion.

    I must say though, to look through my channel and comments in order to make an ad-hominem attack seems really desperate.

  • @NTMCG Jewish archeologists (scientists), in Israel, who spent years trying to find evidence to back up Israel's claim to the land found zero evidence to do that. They did find evidence that the kingdoms of Solomon and David were in fact smallish tribes or non-existant, & that Exodus is completely made up, and were intellectually honest enough to say so.

    Oh, and sprinkling bird's blood around to cure leprosy & mildew? That's wrong too.

    That's enough to be going on with

  • @queenastilon Damn, but you are stupid. I suppose you really believe that all poetry and metaphor is fact too.

  • @NTMCG Desperate? The fact that I just read this message after a week is hardly desperate.  To see that after a week you are still commenting on this video seems pretty desperate. Anyway, I'm off to better topics. Have fun here. Adios!

  • @metalmilitia1977 dude, seriously, you just pull out an ad hominem attack? that takes the maturity level of a 4 year old! and you just used it in an online debate!!! ahaha patheitc

  • @disneyfreaker45 what the hell are you talking about? I haven't commented on the page in months.. If you're going to start an argument, at least include the comment that you are commenting on. Or, make sure you are replying to the right person, dip shit.

  • @NTMCG "Nothing in the Bible has been disproven by science, you ignorant fool." OOH I can't resist it!

    Ok, you'll probably say that "circle" means sphere & Jesus really could see the whole earth from a high mountain top, but the following has been disproven by science:

    the earth is fixed & will never move; it's on foundations, pillars, has 4 corners, the sky is a hard dome with the sun, moon & stars as lights for Earth IN the dome. (cont'd)...

  • Epic.

  • Atheist choose their beliefs according to their desires.  Truth is NOT their goal.

  • @MARK1212WHY

    Errr, how is accepting that death will lead to an inanimate state desirable? Especially when another belief option is to believe that there will be an infinite reward after death that goes on forever. The latter is, by any standards, far more in tune to human desires. Please come up with an actual argument if you're going to attack Atheism or support a religion.

  • @MARK1212WHY Defenition fail

  • someone make a remix out of those sid effects please

  • hahaha....nice

  • cockroaches are amazing creatures

  • Not my iPod!

  • :)

    Atheist is the best

  • That's good stuff.

  • HAHAHA that was awesome! What is that from?

  • Thank god im an atheist.

  • @Wildzide00 You must be the smartest person who ever lived to have all knowledge to know for certain there is no God. I guess that would make you God then.

  • @MrRBTtroll You dont need knowledge to realize there is no god nor to be smart, you just need to use the most important thing humans have, its called reason.

  • @Wildzide00 If you live a life where reason explains everything adequately for you, then I dare say you haven't lived life at all...

  • @ASK407DST You are wrong and i guess people tell you that a lot.

  • @Wildzide00 Am I, "best bud"? why don't you go ahead and elaborate. please enlighten me.

  • @ASK407DST You had the answer in you sentence, anyone with a "best bud" lives a good life. So there you go Mr. Gansta

  • @Wildzide00 Oh, word? so the meaning of life is to get stoned? damn, dog. you goin' places.

  • @ASK407DST Yes, you dont need to thank me.

  • @MrRBTtroll Just as you have no knowledge to know for certain that there is a god, oden or deity of your choice. And who wants to be a god anyway, either no one believes in you, or the ones that do are whackier then bat shit.

  • @MrRBTtroll: you don't have to be smart to know God doesn't exist...just grown up and sane, as for the very same reason, we know there's no flying spaghetti monster (pasta) holding us down with his noodly appendages. (Ramen)

  • @MrRBTtroll he is not claiming to be the smartest person ever he is claiming that there is no god, it doesn't take knowledge to know there is no god, just simple observation.......do you really think god cares that you get a raise or all the starving kids in this world. If god exists he is not moral, ergo I don't want to be near him.