How To Be A Hero To Your Girlfriend

[mrh112]

ha getting lost in a forest in england is like losing a burger in mcdonalds...

[rafenwulf]

So, in other words, to be your girl's hero, you have to mess up everything first, and then lie to her...?

[ShotDiddleDiddle]

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[TacoSnipezZ]

sweet! now all i need is a girlfriend...

[ReamMady]

THEE END!!! :D lol.

[KaslarProductions]

"Gave her his lap for a pillow." So her face on his cock is heroic?

[ralithelion]

BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS

[FirewallAndFlush]

how about, in a manly show of strength you push the car home with her in it

[thegoldember12345]

@FirewallAndFlush i whould do that!

[aksesq]

i was hero last night pal, sal the other day... you aint no hero, your a loser.. chicks love it rough, if they say otherwise, then they are lying to you

[DoctorRainbow8321]

30 years tops? ew

[The1970sInfatuate]

This made no sense...

[thederigible]

did their friend rip them to pieces like in blair witch project

[shadowflyffmaster]

holy shit! they found the house where the blair witch lives! 1:43 is that a dick in his hand???

[shadowflyffmaster]

this means that they found the blair witch and wth 1:43 is that a dick in his hand???

[shadowflyffmaster]

this means that they found the blair witch

[ALLIED7621]

hell yeah my girl s's on my d when i lie to her....(friendly youtube d bag here)

[Carolikaa]

this is boring

[EmptyScorn]

Never eat wild mushrooms... Always have a multi tool as well.

[daggerheart03]

this guy has no luck

[MrMyerst]

That acorn and toadstool musli would pack one hell of a punch, considering that mushroom is fly ageric, which is still used in russia to this day to get high/trip...

(allthough in the uk stoners use liberty cap more.)

[Tommy7009]

if that was me a would have had a KA-BAR and a Zippo dumbass three things everybody should have in there car a knife a zippo and a dream

shit i sound like serial killer

lol

[benking18]

Okay - Essentially, you'll become a hero to girls if you're a compulsive liar - Got it :)

[richinlifenotmoney]

Lol, the bunnies!

[halo3soap114]

VESS121 why ru commenting on this it was 4 months ago

[KarelProject]

sex in the forrest

[FlorianThaStud12]

kelly osbourne 0:14 ?

[ImyImy8oncp]

wrong first to thing would make me mad and want to punch him round the face cause well if you work together maybe one might no wat to do!

[leonidmilman]

2:07 there's an eye to the right of his head!

[EmpErroRq]

He still lost his car XD

[iluvbunnies1231]

@bbrnc51 roflmao

[bbrnc51]

i think i pooped a little when i saw those scary animals

[MovieMonster9]

1:43 Don't you mean, harmless bunnys?

[Guthans702]

Oh poor bunnies

[Dazmenn10]

Hahahahaha!!!!that dude is soo funny

[Arcadia453]

This guy's a player

[JohnnyKennedy93]

Yep, because this is an everyday situation.

[ZombeTheImmortal]

2:35 LOOOOOOOOOOL those are psychedelic shrooms XD

[TheUndeadwaffle]

Fuck you Halo! Just because YOUR not british doesnt mean we 'suck'. Your obviously some fag who has NO friends because your a complete prick. Britain pwns. I bet you've never even met a British person before and your talking shit about them.

[steveecker]

@TheUndeadwaffle Okay... you mean "YOU'RE", ya know.. since you're ENGLISH and all, and our language is named after you people.. not once but twice you messed that up. Aside from that, you potentially insulted fags with your remark, not very mature sir... As for Britain "Pwning"... What happened back in 1776? Maybe the Pwners took that weekend off? Oh, and all the times we busted your asses in the middle east? You should study your own military/govt before opening your man-pleaser...

[halo3soap114]

cuz british people suck



[halo3soap114]

Why are these people British

[WeempWomp1]

@halo3soap114 why not?

[VESS121]

@halo3soap114 i dunno maybe they were born in britain? dumbass

[wary97]

This is bull crap

[UnknownV1]

WTF Did I just watch?

[9012255762]

What if the girl is too big to carry?

[m3phisto666]

@9012255762 Find a new girlfriend...

[9012255762]

@m3phisto666 No, I mean like, you being five something below 6 inches and she's five something above 9 inches.

[m3phisto666]

@9012255762 Find a new girlfriend... Your girlfriend really shouldn't be taller than you...

[mrliampep5i]

@9012255762 wheelbarro

[1danyol1]

@9012255762 work out or get a new girl

[NCISROX06]

awwwwwwwww how romantic!!!!

[jm2trash]

This video would more accurately be titled "How to be a Douchebag."

[ardellgough]

@jm2trash

Being a douchebag is what works....

[Zeuts85]

Rofl at that owl! 2:07

[nathanscottsmall]

or he was clearly a complete and utter cunt for lieing.

[dodgerkbs]

WOW that is funny

[EricAutopsy]

These two are so cute it's like...

there.

[Clearie552]

isn't this how movies start?

[DritonGusia]

Cant wait to have a chance to show myself to my girlfriend, I really feel the need to be her hero... I guess I just have to take a shortcut!

[903harman]

@DritonGusia and buy a really shittty car..

[9774333174]

this is stupid



[iotubi26]

the attack of the wererabbit!!

[lxbrownnproudxl]

LMFAO 2:36 those are psychedelic mushrooms.

[DritonGusia]

@lxbrownnproudxl

deliriant

those were amanita muscaria :-D

they are very very good

[AGSNorway]

poor rabbit=(

[yaulin118]

哈哈XDD

[Perilous3D]

shit, wrong video... i thought was "how to turn your girlfriend into heroin"

[ioiprodigyioi]

oooommmmmgg haahhaahahahahahahahaahahahahh­aahahahahahahh fell off my chair literally and hit my head lafing so hard ahahahahahahaha

[wightknight121]

@Perilous3D addict?

[ARCANEOS51OX]

@Perilous3D very funny indeed good sir.

[Perilous3D]

@ARCANEOS51OX @ARCANEOS51OX Holy fuck, 254 thumbs up for a half drunken comment I can barely remember making. And yet the ones I make where I actually try to be funny or witty fail in a big way. Isn't that always how it goes? Thanks for the reply and for bringing this to my attention lol.

[ARCANEOS51OX]

@Perilous3D your welcome godd sir P-)

[Bobkuh]

looks like the blair whitch project

[TheArcticMonkeyz]

what a gentleman

[InterestinglyBoring]

good one, im gonna take a "shortcut" on purpose on the next camping trip :)

[Mishelley166]

This sounds more like a horror movie than a how-to video. XD

[lllCarolll]

Actually... A guy can easily do it so wrong that he could easily turn into a egomaniac dude who does not listen to others even if hes wrong and has to have everything his way...That could be complicate matters even worse.

[munchchewy0]

What the hell is trolling???

Is this something to be aware of?

[batlordman]

In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. Straight from Wikipedia.

[munchchewy0]

oh...thanks....

[Bumbellbeeman]

@munchchewy0 Its just guys writing random words like: GAY! or NOOBISH!!!

Dont be afraid or affected!

[anxhelo121]

lool

[FiiiLmoR]

hes gettin a score for that! lol

[IMAEATCHEW]

im in love with this couple!

[STSH94]

LOL at the stuffed animals. XD so cute!

[citruzzlove]

I love this couple!

[LAVOTODGJORCE]

1:40 L.OL HAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHHAHAHA

[casanoval33t]

lol this is just basic men instinct

[kkooccooww]

blah...waste of my time

[coinstalker]

Or he could have asked the camera men "wheres the road?"

[Shideh8]

hahaa good one

[jolderon2]

And then...HE WOKE UP

DON'T WASTE MY TIME!!!!

[toasterder]

Its more like, what to do when shit happens and your girlfriend is around (ugh).

[chenhsuan0401]

bull shit!!!

[Islandbratha]

Great save! Legend! haha

[TehMrHaribo]

okay at first i thaut it was gunna get more interesting... i was soon proved wrong... total bullshit

[Digitalstorm007]

Why do people vote this 5 stars. Put 1 star!

[Shideh8]

agree

[angelicXwolfXgirl]

Because it is funny. Everyone has a different sense of humor. Personally I love VideoJug

[Digitalstorm007]

Maybe because you like retarded men/women? Dropped out of high school? Never went to college? Cut your wrists? Who knows, but you sure are stupid.

[angelicXwolfXgirl]

haha I would never think about going for such a loser in my life ;p

they would only hold me back.

And how am I stupid?

xD

I just said everyone has a different sense of humor, which is true. Troll ;p

[Digitalstorm007]

Bonus points for catching my trolling. No one else has caught it yet.

[VolcomStone128]

@angelicXwolfXgirl

you miss, are a asshat

[varulv234]

Have you ever met any sort of sorrow?

[Digitalstorm007]

Met sorrow? No. I do not believe you can meet sorrow.

[varulv234]

Ah, troll. You had me fooled there, congratulations.

[Digitalstorm007]

I am a troll because you are retarded?

[varulv234]

No, because you admitted it just recently to another user, dumbass.

[NebulousEsoteric]

@angelicXwolfXgirl Well I guess some do have a bad sense of humour... :p

[spaghettiisFOB]

This is hilarious!!

[Allexxx96]

lol period

[LeecH999]

epic fail

[sexyprettyboy69]

THATS FUCKEN BS

[MrDeniFilms]

waste of time.

Period.

[shonex94]

haha nice

[xlibra15]

title should be 'how t o be a hero to your girlfriend if you make a dumbass move'

[NFSrulez]

but he lost the car.

[JohnnyFuzz13]

COVER UP MISTAKES!!1

 oh yeahh!!!

too bad for me my girlfriend has that Detective Instinct :D

[pickdoginator]

What happened to the car 0.o

[GrrWhale]

@pickdoginator the woodland creatures ate it O.O did you not see the vicious look in that owls eye? D=

[nightfudge]

lol...fearsome woodland creatures

[fuckinfaget1997]

wat u do is u pretend some1s drunk and tell them to hit on her then u punck that person and that person will say sorry and leave and "give u his money"

[pinkgirl5181]

Okay.....

[mellowlimelight]

They're my favorite couple!

[JohnnyFuzz13]

me too!!

and i think video jug should set a compilation of these guys :p

[bitemebecausei]

XD driving on the wrong side ...so CONFUSING, lol jk jk,

[drohaft]

That makes me laugh more than the fucked up vid

[stuartg7775]

some hero he is.......NOT

[rosvel92]

funny video

hahahaha

[vrchacho]

When you get lost in the woods you should make her feel comfortable by telling her it's a romantic sex adventure. Also instead of telling her one might directly start showing her.

Oh and if a beast comes out it's best to invite him to join you. Keep your enemies closer, was it? ^^ Then while your at it he would be least expecting and that's when you must strike. Then you have sex at the house you find afterwards and then you eat the beast u just killed.

[Ofenbewis]

You either live in a pornographic movie, or you take a lot of acid. Either way, keep up the good work, my friend!

[SickAudi]

lol wtf?

[tenshi7angel]

That's cool!

[defensive101]

how often does this happen??? i mean seriously wouldnt it be better to make it a more realistic setting

[randomflamerssuck]

Shit dude. This happens to me everytime I leave the house. Realistic setting? What are you talkin about.

[2428Dave2478]

Yea but u u can use those tips also in different settings!

[ydyammo]

Read between the lines dude :)))

[analyzrr]

dat was cool but wat i liked most, is dat i do behave so!!!

i have control by pretending and sticking 2 a keyword related 2 da sub. n makin a mountain out of it.....i try 2 act cool n pass funny comments 2 ease it up 4 her n it works at me 2 where i loose tension n gain much confidence helpin me solve de issue bcoz u can nvr do so while nervous...

[bf2lover42]

no shit sherlock

[ncfwhitetigress]

This is why I prefer to take control.

[PrinceofCats999]

LOL

that guy is a true class wanker XD

[KunaiKnight]

lost ur car though

[shmexyboy27]

lol another way to get in her pants

[aradosman]

ok... wtf?

[JohnCenaFanRami]

Fun But Scary  !!

[ChromatopelmaDude]

And now another mistake:

No connection for the cellphone near a luxury hotel? :)

[xEaTxDpSx]

Snap.

[ackmansaur]

Ayyyy qué lindo!!!

[GoldFISCHblub]

didn't know that it is so famous :) ok, now i know :D

[jasonwill2]

ya he wrote lots of kids books like "Hop on Pop" my favroite as a kid was one where i baby bird hatched and couldnt find his mom till the end of the book.

[therealmosamania]

what that is just sad :((((

[flare765]

ROFL!!!!!

[GoldFISCHblub]

sounds like "The cat and the hat" does anyone know this?

I'm german, but I heard from it in school.

It's a story for kids!

anyone know???

[jasonwill2]

yes i know the cat and the hat. Dr. Suse

[XxslitwristsxX]

acctually it;s dr. seuss

[jasonwill2]

so i spelled it wrong. I spell like 30% of everything I write wrong...

[dp7]

You proved your statistics are false yourself.

[impaledfan666]

over here in america everyone knows cat in the hat =]

[BigHeadFullOfRead]

the driverside is on the rong side

[tyler2k5x12]

The narrator is British. So they are probably in England and in England they drive on the left side and the driver's seat is on the right.

[adam161]

dumb

[kaytor123]

i dont get the point

[wunademones]

me either :(

[acejamy12]

wtf??????????

[ivan90037]

it was cool but it be beter if it was 4 real thats what a girl whant !

[Leetvideo]

Dude, thats from england!

[wudgee]

I like this video and the man did the right things. He would be my hero.xx