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  • Mail him to 4kids. They'll censor him and he'll never see the light of day.

  • mesa gonna kill you anni

  • Feed him to a rancor!

  • why was "MUTANT VAMPIRE ZOMBIES FROM THE HOOD" not on there and yes that is the name of the movie.

  • fire that takes care of everthing 

  • well first thing first . you must edit or delete this video to get rid of evidence. oh i forgot, 4kids will do it for you

  • roll the body in a carpet , get a shovel and a pickaxe and 3 - 4 buckets o' ciment. Go to your basement and dig a huge ass hole throw the body and the carped in the hole and fill it up with ciment - problem solved! No need to thank me (just send money)

  • Twilight "monsters" are the worst ive seen...

  • dig a shallow grave thow the body in cover with thermite then watch it disappear then fill the hole and cover it with sod maybe some nice centipede (its a low maintenance grace so less of a chance of some grounds keeper reporting something fishy)

  • YOU JACK ASS I THOUGHT SPIELBERG HAD DIED

  • @simsgirlgem hahaha all part of my plan

    -Newt (Underbelly)

  • @nerwallfilms I was depressed until I saw he was alive

  • O-o

  • actually 14,742 can keep a secret if 14,741 are dead

  • Guy with the Jar Jar mask had it coming.

  • @TheRealThreeP damn straight. people should know better then to sneak up on me

    -Newt (Underbelly)

  • throw it into the ocean. no one will ever no. *evil laugh*

  • SLICE IT UP WITH A SWORD AND FEED THE BITS TO DOGS!

  • Throw it out the window with the lamp

  • My awnser to everything...

    PURGE IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • How to dispose of a body. hhhhmmm...

    I'll just use my awnser to everything.

    PURGE IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • make it look like he committed suicide

  • Nice airsoft gun

  • Edward is not a monster though. He has a soul! So i dont even know why he is even on this list...

  • Put the body in The star wars franchises grave.

  • Incinerator... There... Done!

  • burn it and put it in a paper wrap with it ashshes inside and toss it in an river

  • This was dead funny (excuse the unintended pun)! Thank you for making me laugh after a bad day.

  • @babydolldeath1923 i do what i can to make the internet smile

    -Newt (Underbelly)

  • I would put the body near a graveyard!

  • You know, i had a negative view of you guys at first...with the whole pokemon sexual thing. But your other videos are beginning to change that.

  • @narutardtedr thanks. episodes i write and host are very different from the others on our line up due to my lack of gaming and anime iq. Glad you dig em

    -Newt (Underbelly)

  • Flip him upside down and run a rod through his torso, and display him like a Christmas tree.

  • Eat the body.

  • what to do with the body: cut it, cook it pieces by pieces on a bbq with bbq sauce, THEN eat it LOLZ

  • John- "HE DOESN'T HAVE A PULSE!!!"

    Newt- "He doesn't have a head."

  • @metaking64 Ha ha, yeah. Oh, actually his name is SHAWN, not John. But, Newt did make it sound like Shawn. The core five of Underbelly is Shawn, Justin, Frank, Kevin, and Newt for future reference. The girls are Alex, Katie, and Susan.

    Justin (Underbelly)

  • eat it. lol

    

  • Mexican carte style...acid barrel

  • ( ~ ' 3 ' )~

  • acid bath

  • how does a out of service sign block out the elevator from knocking it off?

  • Pack it in a box and send it far away.

  • HEY! THAT WAS MY SHOTGUN!

  • Feed it to hungry pigs. They eat bones and everything :D GG bro ^^

  • I don't know what you could do with the rest of the body, but you could give his hands to Carl the lama.

  • Shove him in a trunk and light that car up!

  • Amateurs. Just put the body in a barrel, fill it with cement and let it cure. The heat produced by the cement as it cures will destroy the flesh and damage the bones almost to unrecognizable levels. Once the cement has finished curing, drop it from a bridge into a deep river, it won't be found for decades.

  • that wasn't a harpoon, that was the bow of the ship...Newt!

  • @csBob447 yea i realized that after i turned in the script.

    -Newt (Underbelly)

  • Why not just ask the iPhone 4S what to do with it?

  • @27squirrel i use mine like a ouija board to conjure up the ghost of steve jobs

    -Newt (Underbelly)

  • @nerwallfilms I swear, you just made me die of laughter XD

  • 10 poeple are goin to call the police

    311 poeple want him to be a zombie

    and the rest didnt see the end

  • EAT IT!

  • a spaed a feld and some lie

  • I was like: WTF??? STEVEN SPIELBERG DIED? I had to google it to check if it was true or not :: facepalm::

  • @cutthroat8indigo haha all part of my plan when i wrote the script. see how many people i can get to check the facts

    -Newt (Underbelly)

  • Throw the body out the window. It's somebody else's problem now :D

  • all ready called 911 . :P

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  • toss it out a window

  • @xXSpXxXFanXx tried that. his body hit the trampoline below the bedroom window and bounced right back in the living room window.

    -Newt (Underbelly)

  • uh...maybe dispose te body in the evil elevator, thats my idea

  • Some reason I wouldn't be surprised if he really had that stuff in his trunk lol

  • @littlebritlove haha whats that supposed to mean

    -Newt (Underbelly)

  • Umm not putting it all over the internet

  • >> and vampires are not supposed to be in water because of being unable to cross water

  • Shoot the body in a house

  • Newt kinda reminds me of Jack Black...

  • @WolfieboyMachi haha how am i like jack black. i weight 135 pounds

    -Newt (Underbelly)

  • @nerwallfilms

    You kinda get that Jack Black face when face when you get enthusiastic about the dutch movie.

    With the smile and everything.

  • I have a lot of land. Bury it out in the back near the pond, no one will know the difference.

  • take it to a hog farm and just throw it in with the pigs... issue will resolve itself they will eat nearly anything

  • Treat him like Jar Jar. Send him to space....

  • 4:08 BOOM HEADSHOT

  • *looks at my lamp suspiciously*

  • Fuck the shovel. Get a bathtub of acid.

  • 3 can keep a secret better if two are dead

  • @maximilliano101 good use of benjamin franklin there buddy

    very astute

  • Definitely wouldn't put him in a bathtub full of acid.

  • pig farm.....need i say more

  • Unplug the lamp? Put up a sign? NOPE. Chuck Testa

  • we took everyones comments into consideration before we buried frank in the pet cemetery. he came back and seems a bit off. But im sure nothing to worry about....i mean whats the worst that could happen

    -Newt (Underbelly)

  • drop him in a put of acid to dissolve the corps, form put the acid in small containers and  put them in sink holes all over the world

  • fuck it

  • Sprinkle some crack on him, then the cops wont care

  • @GIJoeGoods

    the fuck...

  • throw it out the window, it's someone else's problem now

  • put it in a coffin put a steak throufh its heart to check if its a vampire then drink its blood then feed it to ware wolves

  • Guys! Great news! I got accepted into the Headless Hunt! Take that Nearly Headless Nick!

    Frank

    (Underbelly Hogwarts)

  • Give him a Phoenix Down, he'll be fine. :|

  • Hurray for Ghost N' Goblins!

    As for De Lift, and since I'm Dutch, I can surely say it was one of the best dutch horror movies, since it was about the only one!

  • in all honesty i thought that the whole jar jar thing was going to be really retarded but that ended up being really funny! great job!

  • Cannibalism

  • get the body and cook it into a nice little pie, then sprinkle the pie with little bits and pieces of sionite, when the cops come to your door and ask their copy questions, say you don't know a thing and offer them some of the fresh pie you made from your decapitated friend, then after cops die repeat the posses until you run out of flower (to make the crust and what not) then your fucked!

  • I'd start by not filming the murder, if I fucked that up, I'd then NOT post it on the Internet, and if all of that failed, I'd take care of the body by shoving it in a meat grinder, mixing it with cement, and tossing the block to the bottom of the ocean.

    Should the meat-cement block start to chip away down there, the nice exploding sharks will eat it and dispose of it naturally, but by that time, I'd already be halfway to Panama.

  • Why did the african-american man need to undergo a medical experiment for a giant penis. Didn't he already have that?? 0_o

  • Set him and the fire department to fire.

  • Shoot the body with a harpoon. It might blow up!

  • keep it in the cupboard and watch T.V with it ,,then touch him up .....then put standing at a bus stop....the end (ps,,do not jizz on it or in it } evidence ...fuckin smart

  • You know what sucks? Not having a head. Limits me to typing to communicate...

    Frank

    (Underbelly Grave Site)

  • put it in the Dumpster behind Brentalfloss' place :D

  • that would make me an accessary lol

  • Eat him...Gungan meat is suppose to be good.

  • Just feed it to Justin Beiber fans, I 'hear' they eat any kinda crap you run through their speakers.

  • @TheVaultMaster

    The invisible man has a body, it's just invisible. Scrub.

  • chemical bath, dissolves all evidence.

  • How many of you realize that the background music is from Ghost and Goblins?

  • I like this mostly cos i remmember watching the evil lamp movie with Nana, and also cos you killed jar jar beans.

  • There should be more views, you guys have some real talent.....maybe more advertising?

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  • Chop it into small pieces (but keep the head), get rid of the fat, skin it (if necessary) and hold a surprise BBQ for everyone you know (and the family of said murdered person, just for kicks). Take the left over bones and scatter them evenly in a circle that has your enemy or general person of dislike in the centre. Now take the head from before and dig a shallow grave, when person of dislike is not home, and toss it in.

  • Cremate his remains, mix it with gunpowder and load them into bullets!

  • thats easy at night like at 3 am put some masks then go to the cemetary and dig a hole put it in there leave and there you go its that easy.

  • I don't get the Spielberg joke.

  • Burn it. No body, no crime. Trick is, Getting it to somewhere you can light a large fire without anyone else around to smell the burning flesh for miles around...

    ITS TIME TO GO TO CANADA.

  • The fuck? The tingler is not on this list? That "horror flick" was so bad that some video rental stores (those still exist?) had it filed under comedy.

    Nothing is less frightening than a meter long rubber centipede that is physically allergic to screaming.

    I mean, even if it were real it wouldn't be frightening.

    One frightened child with a good set of lungs will be enough to take it down.

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the ending was hilarious

  • Drive to Skywalker Ranch throw the body in the front gate and blame George Lucas for everything.

  • i'd eat it :)

  • What to do with the Body..

    Watch "Snatch" and See what Brick top has to say, nuff said.

  • lime, shallow grave. or drag the body under your car so it falls apart and people just think its road kill (Happy face killer - Jesperson)

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  • lamps are scary as hell! have you seen pixar's lamp? it murdered a BALL!

  • 1. Bring the body to your house.

    2. Put it in the bathtub.

    3. Slit the neck, wrists, and inner thigh.

    4. Let the blood drain.

    5. Get a hammer or heavy object and crush the bones as much as possible.

    6. Cut the body into pieces.

    7. Dispose of it in a river or ocean.

    8. Enjoy

  • you know burn it in a mountain

  • Great to see your recovering from the hurricane :)

  • For my 307th book, a young couple is attacked by......A LAMP MONSTER!!! Oooo! OOOOOOO!!!

  • freeze it at MGM studios

  • Give the body to Spielburg and force him to fix the Star Wars prequel movies. The dead body of Jar Jar Binks would be a great addition!

  • Eat teh body or serve it to someone

  • Simple, put it in the trunk, go to a wooded area, and burn the body to ash.

    I watch too much CSI :)

  • Just throw him in the garage and forget about him until the people from that hoarder show come by and find him.

  • dump it in the river mah boi

  • 6 PEOPLE LIKE JAR-JAR BINKS AND WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN.

    Justin (Underbelly)

  • @underbellyshow burn the corpse with fire!

  • 0:53 That sound is from Castlevania sotn right?

  • @TheYanimer no its from megaman 7

  • Best way to get rid of a body, is to first not show it on the internet (Love the work guys)

  • the opening song reminded me of cinemasacre monser madness.....:)

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  • um... (put finger on unsubscribe button but dosen't press)

  • Strangling jive TURKEYS . . . A bit like chicken . . . MALE chicken . . . A movie about cock(erels)?

  • Throw the body out a window......Accident?

    I think so. :P.

  • @TheMexican9894 how do you explain the big space where the head used to be?

  • the mask on the shovel handle was priceless! LOL

  • i would fram star trek fans

  • @NerdBryant64 Same

  • barry ech peace in a diffrent spot thats what i would do

  • So glad to see a fun episode of Underbelly again.I hate when reality takes the fun away. :P

  • Hey Hey Hey try telling the I from Pixar that lamps arent scary

  • And in the list of vampires, you forgot The Lost Boys :P

  • Glad to see more videos guys :D

  • Just fill the room with nyan cats and lock it. One couldn't kill but if you get too many in there they can disrupt the balance of space and time. Oh, and wear protective sunglasses if you don't want to lose your eyes~

  • cut the body up, put it in a pinata, send it to the childrens party, sit outside and watch the shit hit the wall :>

  • I thought I was going to DIE when I saw this video in my subscription box!

    I totally wanna be an underbuddy for LIFE. <33

  • @itsyourfriendstephy

    That's what we like to hear!

    <3 Alex (Underbelly)

  • Bath-tub full of lye!

  • The worst supervillians link is actually for the worst superheros <_<

  • Id chop him up and make food, then call a missing persons report, and feed the food to the officers.

  • Three separate garbage cans and lots of lye. After soaking the remains for several days, strain out the lye and then put all the goopy bits into a single can. Fill it with ammonia and bleach (seal it quickly!), and let it sit for a couple more days.

    Once that's all done, finish off by mashing it all apart with a Garden Claw, then flush him down the toilet.

  • Give it to a local trash can. Simple, elementary, and easy!

  • I think it may be time to call up Marseilles and get him to bring over The Wolf.

  • I suggest listening to Bricktop

  • REALY GREAT

  • I'd mail it to Micheal Bay :)

  • @BlueEyesFTW1 that could back fire. and inspire him to remake poltergeist with shia lebouf and larry the cable guy. set it in a haunted frat house in 3D with a soudtrack by Nickelback

    -Newt (Underbelly)

  • @nerwallfilms Thats.... thats absoulutley horrifying....

  • throw him in a trash compactor and then send him to the dump!!

  • Give the body to that shark and ask the oldman to explood the shark... case closed

  • 1. chop up the corpse

    2. deep fry it

    3. give it to pigs

    4. pigs eat the body

    5. kill pig and make hot dogs/steaks etc

    6. sell goods to police to eat

    OR

    6b. cook pig and feed to investigators/police/detective­s

    7. ????

    8. murder profit!

  • @paranormalwonderful you get steaks from pigs?