roll the body in a carpet , get a shovel and a pickaxe and 3 - 4 buckets o' ciment. Go to your basement and dig a huge ass hole throw the body and the carped in the hole and fill it up with ciment - problem solved! No need to thank me (just send money)
dig a shallow grave thow the body in cover with thermite then watch it disappear then fill the hole and cover it with sod maybe some nice centipede (its a low maintenance grace so less of a chance of some grounds keeper reporting something fishy)
@narutardtedr thanks. episodes i write and host are very different from the others on our line up due to my lack of gaming and anime iq. Glad you dig em
@metaking64 Ha ha, yeah. Oh, actually his name is SHAWN, not John. But, Newt did make it sound like Shawn. The core five of Underbelly is Shawn, Justin, Frank, Kevin, and Newt for future reference. The girls are Alex, Katie, and Susan.
Amateurs. Just put the body in a barrel, fill it with cement and let it cure. The heat produced by the cement as it cures will destroy the flesh and damage the bones almost to unrecognizable levels. Once the cement has finished curing, drop it from a bridge into a deep river, it won't be found for decades.
we took everyones comments into consideration before we buried frank in the pet cemetery. he came back and seems a bit off. But im sure nothing to worry about....i mean whats the worst that could happen
get the body and cook it into a nice little pie, then sprinkle the pie with little bits and pieces of sionite, when the cops come to your door and ask their copy questions, say you don't know a thing and offer them some of the fresh pie you made from your decapitated friend, then after cops die repeat the posses until you run out of flower (to make the crust and what not) then your fucked!
I'd start by not filming the murder, if I fucked that up, I'd then NOT post it on the Internet, and if all of that failed, I'd take care of the body by shoving it in a meat grinder, mixing it with cement, and tossing the block to the bottom of the ocean.
Should the meat-cement block start to chip away down there, the nice exploding sharks will eat it and dispose of it naturally, but by that time, I'd already be halfway to Panama.
keep it in the cupboard and watch T.V with it ,,then touch him up .....then put standing at a bus stop....the end (ps,,do not jizz on it or in it } evidence ...fuckin smart
Chop it into small pieces (but keep the head), get rid of the fat, skin it (if necessary) and hold a surprise BBQ for everyone you know (and the family of said murdered person, just for kicks). Take the left over bones and scatter them evenly in a circle that has your enemy or general person of dislike in the centre. Now take the head from before and dig a shallow grave, when person of dislike is not home, and toss it in.
Burn it. No body, no crime. Trick is, Getting it to somewhere you can light a large fire without anyone else around to smell the burning flesh for miles around...
The fuck? The tingler is not on this list? That "horror flick" was so bad that some video rental stores (those still exist?) had it filed under comedy.
Nothing is less frightening than a meter long rubber centipede that is physically allergic to screaming.
I mean, even if it were real it wouldn't be frightening.
One frightened child with a good set of lungs will be enough to take it down.
Just fill the room with nyan cats and lock it. One couldn't kill but if you get too many in there they can disrupt the balance of space and time. Oh, and wear protective sunglasses if you don't want to lose your eyes~
Three separate garbage cans and lots of lye. After soaking the remains for several days, strain out the lye and then put all the goopy bits into a single can. Fill it with ammonia and bleach (seal it quickly!), and let it sit for a couple more days.
Once that's all done, finish off by mashing it all apart with a Garden Claw, then flush him down the toilet.
@BlueEyesFTW1 that could back fire. and inspire him to remake poltergeist with shia lebouf and larry the cable guy. set it in a haunted frat house in 3D with a soudtrack by Nickelback
Mail him to 4kids. They'll censor him and he'll never see the light of day.
kawaiiPASTA 19 hours ago
mesa gonna kill you anni
PedobearSlurpington 1 day ago
Feed him to a rancor!
santaduck151 6 days ago
why was "MUTANT VAMPIRE ZOMBIES FROM THE HOOD" not on there and yes that is the name of the movie.
iVvViDRACULA 6 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
fire that takes care of everthing
shepard5836 1 week ago
well first thing first . you must edit or delete this video to get rid of evidence. oh i forgot, 4kids will do it for you
89nekkoinu 1 week ago
roll the body in a carpet , get a shovel and a pickaxe and 3 - 4 buckets o' ciment. Go to your basement and dig a huge ass hole throw the body and the carped in the hole and fill it up with ciment - problem solved! No need to thank me (just send money)
AssassinBMW 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Twilight "monsters" are the worst ive seen...
Metalhead12389 4 weeks ago
dig a shallow grave thow the body in cover with thermite then watch it disappear then fill the hole and cover it with sod maybe some nice centipede (its a low maintenance grace so less of a chance of some grounds keeper reporting something fishy)
lasttruedemon 4 weeks ago
YOU JACK ASS I THOUGHT SPIELBERG HAD DIED
simsgirlgem 1 month ago 6
@simsgirlgem hahaha all part of my plan
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 1 month ago
@nerwallfilms I was depressed until I saw he was alive
simsgirlgem 1 month ago
O-o
peaceloveandro 1 month ago
actually 14,742 can keep a secret if 14,741 are dead
321mortar 1 month ago
Guy with the Jar Jar mask had it coming.
TheRealThreeP 1 month ago 2
@TheRealThreeP damn straight. people should know better then to sneak up on me
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 1 month ago
throw it into the ocean. no one will ever no. *evil laugh*
axlexwipcey 1 month ago
SLICE IT UP WITH A SWORD AND FEED THE BITS TO DOGS!
ZeBlueSpy 1 month ago in playlist More videos from underbellyshow
Throw it out the window with the lamp
Legominifig1 1 month ago
My awnser to everything...
PURGE IT WITH FIRE!!!
notsogentleman 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
How to dispose of a body. hhhhmmm...
I'll just use my awnser to everything.
PURGE IT WITH FIRE!!!
notsogentleman 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
make it look like he committed suicide
MrKnight1500 2 months ago
Nice airsoft gun
DubleA49 2 months ago
Edward is not a monster though. He has a soul! So i dont even know why he is even on this list...
tkbadgirl 2 months ago
Put the body in The star wars franchises grave.
colosuss567 2 months ago in playlist More videos from underbellyshow
Incinerator... There... Done!
TheLegendaryCJ 2 months ago
burn it and put it in a paper wrap with it ashshes inside and toss it in an river
mrtheamazingdude 2 months ago
This was dead funny (excuse the unintended pun)! Thank you for making me laugh after a bad day.
babydolldeath1923 2 months ago
@babydolldeath1923 i do what i can to make the internet smile
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 2 months ago
I would put the body near a graveyard!
chewbacca447 2 months ago
You know, i had a negative view of you guys at first...with the whole pokemon sexual thing. But your other videos are beginning to change that.
narutardtedr 3 months ago in playlist More videos from underbellyshow
@narutardtedr thanks. episodes i write and host are very different from the others on our line up due to my lack of gaming and anime iq. Glad you dig em
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 2 months ago
Flip him upside down and run a rod through his torso, and display him like a Christmas tree.
Querty1995 3 months ago
Eat the body.
TheinsaniTV 3 months ago
what to do with the body: cut it, cook it pieces by pieces on a bbq with bbq sauce, THEN eat it LOLZ
TheSims2MovieGirl1 3 months ago
John- "HE DOESN'T HAVE A PULSE!!!"
Newt- "He doesn't have a head."
metaking64 3 months ago 12
@metaking64 Ha ha, yeah. Oh, actually his name is SHAWN, not John. But, Newt did make it sound like Shawn. The core five of Underbelly is Shawn, Justin, Frank, Kevin, and Newt for future reference. The girls are Alex, Katie, and Susan.
Justin (Underbelly)
underbellyshow 3 months ago
eat it. lol
dgorillaz1 3 months ago
Mexican carte style...acid barrel
xxHOLiCxxx 3 months ago
( ~ ' 3 ' )~
geeradicle 3 months ago
acid bath
MegaKingdt 3 months ago
how does a out of service sign block out the elevator from knocking it off?
Tonyrocks345 3 months ago in playlist More videos from underbellyshow
Pack it in a box and send it far away.
castingcrownsfan1243 3 months ago
HEY! THAT WAS MY SHOTGUN!
Zakkwilkins 3 months ago
Feed it to hungry pigs. They eat bones and everything :D GG bro ^^
Kehman86 3 months ago
I don't know what you could do with the rest of the body, but you could give his hands to Carl the lama.
lDariusTheGreat 4 months ago
Shove him in a trunk and light that car up!
Azrolth 4 months ago
Amateurs. Just put the body in a barrel, fill it with cement and let it cure. The heat produced by the cement as it cures will destroy the flesh and damage the bones almost to unrecognizable levels. Once the cement has finished curing, drop it from a bridge into a deep river, it won't be found for decades.
andoc 4 months ago
that wasn't a harpoon, that was the bow of the ship...Newt!
csBob447 4 months ago
@csBob447 yea i realized that after i turned in the script.
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 4 months ago
Why not just ask the iPhone 4S what to do with it?
27squirrel 4 months ago
@27squirrel i use mine like a ouija board to conjure up the ghost of steve jobs
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 4 months ago
@nerwallfilms I swear, you just made me die of laughter XD
TheSpicyGreenPickle 3 months ago
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@TheSpicyGreenPickle thank you so much. always nice to see at least one person on the internet thinks im funny
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 3 months ago in playlist nerwallfilms's favorites
10 poeple are goin to call the police
311 poeple want him to be a zombie
and the rest didnt see the end
OmagaMinion 4 months ago
EAT IT!
thaneos2004 4 months ago
a spaed a feld and some lie
yuyuyin 4 months ago
I was like: WTF??? STEVEN SPIELBERG DIED? I had to google it to check if it was true or not :: facepalm::
cutthroat8indigo 4 months ago
@cutthroat8indigo haha all part of my plan when i wrote the script. see how many people i can get to check the facts
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 4 months ago
Throw the body out the window. It's somebody else's problem now :D
Hakimakitak 4 months ago in playlist More videos from underbellyshow
all ready called 911 . :P
zak9823 4 months ago
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numberultimate 4 months ago
toss it out a window
xXSpXxXFanXx 4 months ago
@xXSpXxXFanXx tried that. his body hit the trampoline below the bedroom window and bounced right back in the living room window.
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 4 months ago
uh...maybe dispose te body in the evil elevator, thats my idea
Tenkagethewise 4 months ago
Some reason I wouldn't be surprised if he really had that stuff in his trunk lol
littlebritlove 4 months ago
@littlebritlove haha whats that supposed to mean
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 4 months ago
Umm not putting it all over the internet
Darklordcomp 4 months ago
>> and vampires are not supposed to be in water because of being unable to cross water
AbadonXXX 4 months ago
Shoot the body in a house
TheToob999 4 months ago
Newt kinda reminds me of Jack Black...
WolfieboyMachi 4 months ago
@WolfieboyMachi haha how am i like jack black. i weight 135 pounds
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 4 months ago
@nerwallfilms
You kinda get that Jack Black face when face when you get enthusiastic about the dutch movie.
With the smile and everything.
WolfieboyMachi 4 months ago
I have a lot of land. Bury it out in the back near the pond, no one will know the difference.
Wolfesscythe117 4 months ago
take it to a hog farm and just throw it in with the pigs... issue will resolve itself they will eat nearly anything
GamerRevolution2 4 months ago
Treat him like Jar Jar. Send him to space....
DJWidget 4 months ago
4:08 BOOM HEADSHOT
TheMegax23 4 months ago
*looks at my lamp suspiciously*
spongenote 4 months ago in playlist More videos from underbellyshow
Fuck the shovel. Get a bathtub of acid.
leosummerchrisshin 4 months ago
3 can keep a secret better if two are dead
maximilliano101 4 months ago 41
@maximilliano101 good use of benjamin franklin there buddy
very astute
9020HELLFIRE 2 months ago
Definitely wouldn't put him in a bathtub full of acid.
kejigoto 4 months ago
pig farm.....need i say more
welchaj 4 months ago
Unplug the lamp? Put up a sign? NOPE. Chuck Testa
Sk8ergurl1234CJ1 4 months ago
we took everyones comments into consideration before we buried frank in the pet cemetery. he came back and seems a bit off. But im sure nothing to worry about....i mean whats the worst that could happen
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 4 months ago 3
drop him in a put of acid to dissolve the corps, form put the acid in small containers and put them in sink holes all over the world
imperlast2 4 months ago
fuck it
codemonkeyslikeme 4 months ago
Sprinkle some crack on him, then the cops wont care
remoil3030 4 months ago 2
@GIJoeGoods
the fuck...
ironsparten558 4 months ago
throw it out the window, it's someone else's problem now
CraftyNobody 4 months ago 2
put it in a coffin put a steak throufh its heart to check if its a vampire then drink its blood then feed it to ware wolves
Legolassytrio 4 months ago
Guys! Great news! I got accepted into the Headless Hunt! Take that Nearly Headless Nick!
Frank
(Underbelly Hogwarts)
MrFrankPatterson 4 months ago
Give him a Phoenix Down, he'll be fine. :|
IEatRainbowsSometime 4 months ago
Hurray for Ghost N' Goblins!
As for De Lift, and since I'm Dutch, I can surely say it was one of the best dutch horror movies, since it was about the only one!
BeeryGamer 4 months ago
in all honesty i thought that the whole jar jar thing was going to be really retarded but that ended up being really funny! great job!
fireyhto808 4 months ago
Cannibalism
Voltronkun 4 months ago
get the body and cook it into a nice little pie, then sprinkle the pie with little bits and pieces of sionite, when the cops come to your door and ask their copy questions, say you don't know a thing and offer them some of the fresh pie you made from your decapitated friend, then after cops die repeat the posses until you run out of flower (to make the crust and what not) then your fucked!
classicbread 4 months ago
I'd start by not filming the murder, if I fucked that up, I'd then NOT post it on the Internet, and if all of that failed, I'd take care of the body by shoving it in a meat grinder, mixing it with cement, and tossing the block to the bottom of the ocean.
Should the meat-cement block start to chip away down there, the nice exploding sharks will eat it and dispose of it naturally, but by that time, I'd already be halfway to Panama.
JulianimeIsAmazing 4 months ago
Why did the african-american man need to undergo a medical experiment for a giant penis. Didn't he already have that?? 0_o
yatdal 4 months ago
Set him and the fire department to fire.
TheKingDC3 4 months ago
Shoot the body with a harpoon. It might blow up!
rozasupreme 4 months ago 66
keep it in the cupboard and watch T.V with it ,,then touch him up .....then put standing at a bus stop....the end (ps,,do not jizz on it or in it } evidence ...fuckin smart
gman9884 4 months ago
You know what sucks? Not having a head. Limits me to typing to communicate...
Frank
(Underbelly Grave Site)
MrFrankPatterson 4 months ago 3
put it in the Dumpster behind Brentalfloss' place :D
Thetruebrain 4 months ago 2
that would make me an accessary lol
adlaincney 4 months ago
Eat him...Gungan meat is suppose to be good.
legacycz 4 months ago
Just feed it to Justin Beiber fans, I 'hear' they eat any kinda crap you run through their speakers.
chaoslionheart 4 months ago 2
@TheVaultMaster
The invisible man has a body, it's just invisible. Scrub.
jshannon2k8 4 months ago
chemical bath, dissolves all evidence.
ZombieMurdock667 4 months ago
How many of you realize that the background music is from Ghost and Goblins?
MegamanOtaku41 4 months ago
I like this mostly cos i remmember watching the evil lamp movie with Nana, and also cos you killed jar jar beans.
shadowdasher 4 months ago
There should be more views, you guys have some real talent.....maybe more advertising?
superchicano 4 months ago
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superchicano 4 months ago
Chop it into small pieces (but keep the head), get rid of the fat, skin it (if necessary) and hold a surprise BBQ for everyone you know (and the family of said murdered person, just for kicks). Take the left over bones and scatter them evenly in a circle that has your enemy or general person of dislike in the centre. Now take the head from before and dig a shallow grave, when person of dislike is not home, and toss it in.
HPYaoiQueen 4 months ago
Cremate his remains, mix it with gunpowder and load them into bullets!
silverhawkflash 4 months ago
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pee on it
zds1396 4 months ago
thats easy at night like at 3 am put some masks then go to the cemetary and dig a hole put it in there leave and there you go its that easy.
danieluzumaki14 4 months ago
I don't get the Spielberg joke.
Madblaster89 4 months ago
Burn it. No body, no crime. Trick is, Getting it to somewhere you can light a large fire without anyone else around to smell the burning flesh for miles around...
ITS TIME TO GO TO CANADA.
31SpadesDown 4 months ago
The fuck? The tingler is not on this list? That "horror flick" was so bad that some video rental stores (those still exist?) had it filed under comedy.
Nothing is less frightening than a meter long rubber centipede that is physically allergic to screaming.
I mean, even if it were real it wouldn't be frightening.
One frightened child with a good set of lungs will be enough to take it down.
MindlessInvalid 4 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the ending was hilarious
coolscoob 4 months ago
Drive to Skywalker Ranch throw the body in the front gate and blame George Lucas for everything.
pj2010wm 4 months ago 2
i'd eat it :)
DStevie911 4 months ago
What to do with the Body..
Watch "Snatch" and See what Brick top has to say, nuff said.
howlbigbadwolf 4 months ago
lime, shallow grave. or drag the body under your car so it falls apart and people just think its road kill (Happy face killer - Jesperson)
drewnut 4 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pease reply
the80sdumpster 4 months ago
lamps are scary as hell! have you seen pixar's lamp? it murdered a BALL!
1283zelda 4 months ago
1. Bring the body to your house.
2. Put it in the bathtub.
3. Slit the neck, wrists, and inner thigh.
4. Let the blood drain.
5. Get a hammer or heavy object and crush the bones as much as possible.
6. Cut the body into pieces.
7. Dispose of it in a river or ocean.
8. Enjoy
WoolyTheBooly 4 months ago
you know burn it in a mountain
TheGrebalProduction 4 months ago
Great to see your recovering from the hurricane :)
TheEpicGamer404 4 months ago
For my 307th book, a young couple is attacked by......A LAMP MONSTER!!! Oooo! OOOOOOO!!!
WolfSkate 4 months ago
freeze it at MGM studios
leroygethro 4 months ago
Give the body to Spielburg and force him to fix the Star Wars prequel movies. The dead body of Jar Jar Binks would be a great addition!
theonidood 4 months ago
Eat teh body or serve it to someone
MrTheevilmage 4 months ago
Simple, put it in the trunk, go to a wooded area, and burn the body to ash.
I watch too much CSI :)
Archer7Tadayoshi 4 months ago
Just throw him in the garage and forget about him until the people from that hoarder show come by and find him.
Turtlepig22 4 months ago
dump it in the river mah boi
kid1990magic 4 months ago
6 PEOPLE LIKE JAR-JAR BINKS AND WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN.
Justin (Underbelly)
underbellyshow 4 months ago 34
@underbellyshow burn the corpse with fire!
al2ka 4 months ago
0:53 That sound is from Castlevania sotn right?
TheYanimer 4 months ago
@TheYanimer no its from megaman 7
Runnmill 4 months ago
Best way to get rid of a body, is to first not show it on the internet (Love the work guys)
TheNoMoreHero1eighty 4 months ago
the opening song reminded me of cinemasacre monser madness.....:)
ringopauljohngeorge7 4 months ago
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ringopauljohngeorge7 4 months ago
um... (put finger on unsubscribe button but dosen't press)
thealexgher 4 months ago
Strangling jive TURKEYS . . . A bit like chicken . . . MALE chicken . . . A movie about cock(erels)?
pwnismaximus 4 months ago
Throw the body out a window......Accident?
I think so. :P.
TheMexican9894 4 months ago
@TheMexican9894 how do you explain the big space where the head used to be?
lionax736 4 months ago
the mask on the shovel handle was priceless! LOL
SmutCutter 4 months ago
i would fram star trek fans
NerdBryant64 4 months ago
@NerdBryant64 Same
TheWaluigiman1 4 months ago
barry ech peace in a diffrent spot thats what i would do
renji420jacob 4 months ago
So glad to see a fun episode of Underbelly again.I hate when reality takes the fun away. :P
DaytonTrent 4 months ago
Hey Hey Hey try telling the I from Pixar that lamps arent scary
MrLittlebigone 4 months ago
And in the list of vampires, you forgot The Lost Boys :P
PSNmooglestar 4 months ago
Glad to see more videos guys :D
PSNmooglestar 4 months ago
Just fill the room with nyan cats and lock it. One couldn't kill but if you get too many in there they can disrupt the balance of space and time. Oh, and wear protective sunglasses if you don't want to lose your eyes~
BakerBoys95 4 months ago
cut the body up, put it in a pinata, send it to the childrens party, sit outside and watch the shit hit the wall :>
Mabiki13 4 months ago
I thought I was going to DIE when I saw this video in my subscription box!
I totally wanna be an underbuddy for LIFE. <33
itsyourfriendstephy 4 months ago 3
@itsyourfriendstephy
That's what we like to hear!
<3 Alex (Underbelly)
Girl2Gamer 4 months ago
Bath-tub full of lye!
NekoCylestia 4 months ago
The worst supervillians link is actually for the worst superheros <_<
410sky 4 months ago
Id chop him up and make food, then call a missing persons report, and feed the food to the officers.
megnoman 4 months ago
Three separate garbage cans and lots of lye. After soaking the remains for several days, strain out the lye and then put all the goopy bits into a single can. Fill it with ammonia and bleach (seal it quickly!), and let it sit for a couple more days.
Once that's all done, finish off by mashing it all apart with a Garden Claw, then flush him down the toilet.
RabiesBunny 4 months ago
Give it to a local trash can. Simple, elementary, and easy!
Nojical101 4 months ago
I think it may be time to call up Marseilles and get him to bring over The Wolf.
Freeisme 4 months ago
I suggest listening to Bricktop
xScavyX 4 months ago
REALY GREAT
yeahSTOMP 4 months ago
I'd mail it to Micheal Bay :)
BlueEyesFTW1 4 months ago
@BlueEyesFTW1 that could back fire. and inspire him to remake poltergeist with shia lebouf and larry the cable guy. set it in a haunted frat house in 3D with a soudtrack by Nickelback
-Newt (Underbelly)
nerwallfilms 4 months ago 2
@nerwallfilms Thats.... thats absoulutley horrifying....
BlueEyesFTW1 4 months ago
throw him in a trash compactor and then send him to the dump!!
morgano93 4 months ago
Give the body to that shark and ask the oldman to explood the shark... case closed
dreus89 4 months ago 3
1. chop up the corpse
2. deep fry it
3. give it to pigs
4. pigs eat the body
5. kill pig and make hot dogs/steaks etc
6. sell goods to police to eat
OR
6b. cook pig and feed to investigators/police/detectives
7. ????
8. murder profit!
paranormalwonderful 4 months ago 52
@paranormalwonderful you get steaks from pigs?