Joe Cornish - Antiques Roadshow [Adam and Joe Song Wars]

[Huddie87]

Fake!



[2000TWP]

but will it blend

[Stupidization]

Fake !



[giantsquidrule]

This reminds me of the kind of thing the Two Ronnies used to do. Nice one!

[ursie1986]

This makes me feel more English than the original. One of our most beloved crusty tunes AND a fine example of British self-effacing humour. 10/10 Cornballs!

[mug3000]

Albert "DOCKS"!



[moreorless87]

Never has a greater temptation been resisted than in rhyming "albert stocks" with "hollyhocks" rather than the obvious.

[sbye717]

FAKE!

[champagnerocker]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[HoosierMF]

What a beautiful painting of hollyhocks

[mountieable]

STEPHEN!



[AnastasiaDragonash]

@mountieable JUST COMING!

[TobeUK]

Joe's songs are great, but i was with Adam re all the love he got for his, and the lack of love Adam got for his songs...they're both really funny but in different ways, overall i'd say i prefer Adam's songs.

not that i ever voted though cos im a podcast on showsly listener lol...srsly, who wants to listen to full radio- new and travel updates, crappy music...podcast it the only way to go!

Somehow my song wars opinions turned into my opinions on why radio is shit...apologies :P

Stephen!

[SaitanMar]

Still the best song from Song Wars.

[certificate18flix]

The best song from Song Wars so far.

[englishbanana]

I love this song. Joe's best ever?? Apart from the retro text the nation jingle.

[mouseyhousewife]

omg! lol! They still make me laugh after all these years! :)

[Maugin]

I think this is actually my favourite song EVER

[TheKidninja]

what does that even mean?

[sazzleskank]

I think it was Adam that revealed that when he's bored he likes to go onto random YouTube videos and just post "FAKE!".

He said it was always amusing to read the backlash that that causes!

[FogNut2]

@sazzleskank A comedian called Chris Ramsey has used that in his stand-up, I'm wondering if one has heard the other and decided to use it themselves.

[JimHxn]

@FogNut2 Yeah, I remember seeing Chris Ramsey and he did that then too.

Hm.

[silentfrog]

I need to stop listening to this just before bed! Not good for my head...

[CheeseOnJellyTots]

Brilliany song!! ^__^

Whats all the words?

[MrChops27]

I listened to the podcast on the tube the other day and when this came on I started giggling so much that I had to quickly think about sad things so I didn't look like a laughing looney. Great work Jo, now stop procrastinating and get on with some work!

[Orla42]

Thanks Joe, makes us laugh every time!

[richielen]

STEPHEN!

[DoctorBoosh]

..................yes?

[CheeseOnJellyTots]

just coming!

[telstarbox]

The sun is bright, the crowds polite, And mostly white, but that's alright What's on the other side? It's Britannia High Boy that show's done, back to channel One Here's a farmer with a suit of armour A bloke from Ghana with a stuffed llama Those cufflinks in the expert's hands Cost ten bob but they're worth thirty grand Now bring your stuff to the BBC We'll evaluate your antiques for free You might even get to be on TV!

[PepperStudios]

I thought it was "Boy that show is dumb, back to channel one" ?

[weejockpoopongmcplop]

Fucking mint.

[LosDelMango]

You swine, Cornish. In adding lyrics to a tune I have firmly implanted in my head, I'm now unable to think of one without the other. I tuned in to watch the 'Million Pound Valuation' (which was crap) last weekend, and was unable to not mentally apply the lyrics to the theme (kinda like what 'My Fellow Americans' did to 'Hail To The Chief' for me).

[DoubleDowner]

brilliant !!!! many a LOL

[boundsgreentiger]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha!

[IceP2006]

This is the funniest one yet !!

Loving your work Joe.

[moooose2]

Brilliant. Would love to see a video version... Please?!

[lockhart1978]

This is the best song wars tune ever!! Joe, you clawed it back big tiiiime...get cracking AB!!

[andyhebden]

It's a return to form, surely....

[e5018741]

awesome

[shortyktfc]

love it! this has got to win this week!