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  • The first time Tim Meadow's has ever been funny.

  • Pervert

  • Reminds me of the ladys man! Can I buy you a fish samich?

  • The funniest part is when he mushroom stamps the pizza slice with the sausage!

  • "yeah, she ain't getting harassed... she just pooping."

  • AHAHAH TOO CLOSE

  • anybody else remember this beast for The Even Stevens' Movie

  • wanna see sometin cool press space for long time

  • i would bang those three :)

  • The girl liked being touched by the 8 inch pepperoni lol

  • TIM MEADOWS IS THE M$^Y)@Fk$ing MAN!!!

  • c? to close. to close to close [sandwhich] *slap* to close

  • You guys rule

  • TOO CLOSE

  • press 4

    

  • this may be the funniest thing ive ever seen on funny or die

  • i used to make pizza , then i took an arrow to the knee

  • 2:49 Nice!

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  • *slap*

  • this vid is none stop funny! The singing in the end could have been cut

  • 1:37. Come on, grab that sumbitch!

    Hilarious!

  • i havent laughed so hard... 8 Inches

  • Suck my dick, give a wave at it. LOL

  • so i went up to this hot girl and asked to grab her " No Zone " .... never got kicked so hard in my nuts in my life... still on my knees as i write this :(

  • herman cain touched my bollocks.

  • O________O what?...

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  • that made me laugh for like 5 min strati OMG

  • Julie .. touch my dick L00L haha :D

  • i love the black community!

  • when he knocked the cup over i lost it

  • NEIN NEIN NEIN!

  • God it's good to see the Ladies Man again

  • LOL

  • The pepperoni stole the show!

  • 2:55 hahahahahahaha LMAO i died

  • 0:35 "Come with me" lol

  • cassandra has spongebob eyelashes

  • FUCK HERMAN CAIN.

  • Hahahahahaha!!!! 8' too close!!

  • LMAO!!!!!!!

  • He sounds like Brad Pitt from Inglorious Bastards

  • No! You're not allowed to touch her wenis!!

  • ..... my phone won't let be unsuscribe

  • Is that the Ladieths' Man Tim Meadows?

  • Is this real? From 1986?

  • yeah, you guys pretty much only put out videos making fun of conservatives. a little one-sided and narrow-minded. kind of strange when liberals are a better target seeing as how they are more hypocritical

  • 2:00 - 3:00 best part

  • 9 9 9 !!!

  • Too close

  • TO CLOse lol

  • This shit reminds me of Tim n' Eric, LOL.

  • 2:57 LOL

  • @MrAhnemesis That part was hilarious

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  • lmaoooo

  • The blonde kinda looks like she's enjoying the "penis" thrusting against her arm at first.

  • Someone should show this to Herman Cain.

  • Godfather's employees cut their OWN pepperonis? Hm... Interesting

  • So... Herman Cain is Blackalian? :P

  • Close, close, close, close!

  • Lol "too close"

  • It's almost too bad he isn't running any more.

  • lmao, he slapped the pizza

  • I didn't know they had HD video in 1986

  • So you guys laugh at this but not certain other videos and scream "Die" in the comments.

    ...I have a better understanding of who's watching these videos now.

  • Omfg the. Funniest shit. Ever

  • LMAO "fondle your titties myself"

  • it only makes sense that tim meadows would play herman cain... think about it... herman cain = ladies man

  • soooooo funny = )

  • woops..

  • lol it's that funny black guy from Seinfeld and The Office

  • my favorite part 2:33-2:58 TO CLOSE!!!

  • ",,,but that's just what Italians do." haha

  • I love Tim Meadows, he's so funny!

  • I can't believe he grew up to be Mike Tyson.

  • 2:57 cock slap pizza.

  • Finally!!!!!! Funny!!!!

  • Grab that son-bitch!

  • what does it mean when a girl touches you with her boobs

  • My only regret is that Herman has dropped out of the race, which means we will no longer be able to witness the glory that is Tim Meadows whacking people with his pepperoni dick.

  • timmy muhtha fuhking medows

  • Nein,Nein,Nein hahaha

  • Still taking shots at Herman huh? I like pizza too, you COME AT ME!! HUUH HUUH!!

  • wait isnt this the principle from mean girls??

  • I really want to work in Godfather's place. That black haired woman (they don't say the name) looks really beautiful. Maybe we will even get married. Yeah, our children will work in that pizza place.

    Yeah, because sexual harassment is banned in Godfather's Pizza.

    Hey black haired girl, you agree?

  • LOL @ 2:58

  • watching in 240p, just to get the 1986 feel

  • @MyTrevonne dang.it seriously works

  • Tim fuckin Meadows. This clip is too funny.

  • come on grab dat son of a bitch lmao

  • Press 3 for elbow sex.

  • @2:50 so hot

  • That's funny. I learned about this video after asking a nice German lady to pee on me.

  • Nein Nein Nein!!

  • Too close.

    Too close.

    Too close.

    This is way too close.

  • Too close lmao

  • Come on, grab that son of a bitch.

  • Omfg so historic

  • 2:57 is hilarious.,

  • i used to be too close, but then i took an arrow to the knee? anyone?

  • Yeah... She aint getting harassed. She's just poopin'

  • I once were too close to my girlfriend. Now she's pregnant

  • to close

  • Hell yea i love that guy

  • Funny, but would have been hilarious with Mike Tyson!

  • @nightrunner1988 Mike tyson isn't a good a enough actor for this

  • "Yeea she ain't gettin' harrassed. She just poopin'"

  • I can't believe this used to be a real commercial

  • @DvPP123 it didn't, it is fake

  • o-m-g this was awesome

  • Herman Cain or Sammy Davis Jr.? Sammy was still alive in 1986.

  • What the hell does dropping a car out of a plane have to do with your car chevy?

  • Where the hell did they find Herman Cain's video from. LOL, Just hilarious. That's good he is not running anymore.

  • nein-nein-nein was very well done

  • Not once have you ever paid for drugs!!, not once..

  • When he slapped the pizza out the dude's hand, hilarious!!

  • Mike Tyson was a funny Herman Cain and all, but why not use Tim Meadows from the start? He actually looks like Cain.

  • LMAO!

  • I lost it when he busted out the pepperoni.

  • This would be much funnier if Mike Tyson reprised the role.

  • lol

  • This was pretty damn funny! LOL

  • wow this is the first time i actually laughed watching one of your videos

  • 2:39 is this what poking on facebook mean ?

  • CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE!

  • That's one of the best! 

  • Too bad this is irrelevant now.

  • She's just pooping......

    Great stuff!!! lol, good job Timmy

  • 2:51 reminded me of the first time I ever got too close, to be 14 and suffering from premature ejaculation, those were the wonder years.

  • FunnyorDie, steppin up yo game! Really good vids lately.

  • Close close close close.

  • Is this real????

  • @Koopaaah no....

  • LOL turkey slap

  • 2:55 

  • Where is Mike Tyson?!! He was awesome as Herman Cain :P

  • 2:57 is hilarious

  • 2:50 that girl... <3

  • Ron Paul 2012. Google it.

  • Fail.

  • Wish this was my jobs sexual harassment video

  • TOO CLOSE

  • hhhhaaha, I'm gonna take a salami and go slap peoples piccas now

  • Tim Meadows For the Win :)

  • AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Grab that sumbitch!

  • Too close, too close, toooooooo close....lol

  • Cain: Another piece of shit that could only have come out of Georgia.....fucking racist shitty state

  • Nein Nein Nein was very clever

  • @theofficialbrandon Yeah, those people love humor

  • @theofficialbrandon -- He took that idea from Michael Savage... Listen @ 1:00

    h t t p:// w w w.you tube.com / watch?v= M S q d 7 K E E 5 O 8

  • I love Tim Meadows!

  • LOL at the 8 inches rule.

  • Can someone tell me about this pizza joke with Cain? I don't get it

  • @TheCourageous0ne huh...ceo of Godfather's pizza.

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sucks to be cain

  • OMG!!!! This is soooooo great!!!!!

  • Absolutely killed. Great. "Touch my dick." Ha!

  • "Nein nein nein rule"

  • i f***ing love tim meadows

  • the tags....?

  • Awesome.

  • Love how they tried to make it look like if it was recoreded on a VHS or Beta!

  • I prefer Mike Tyson to do this skit

  • funnyordie and MatthewPaulis are my two favorite things on youtube :)

  • @ericnue cheep plug for your friend.... nice one

  • nien

  • watch this video in 240p for the real felling