so i went up to this hot girl and asked to grab her " No Zone " .... never got kicked so hard in my nuts in my life... still on my knees as i write this :(
yeah, you guys pretty much only put out videos making fun of conservatives. a little one-sided and narrow-minded. kind of strange when liberals are a better target seeing as how they are more hypocritical
My only regret is that Herman has dropped out of the race, which means we will no longer be able to witness the glory that is Tim Meadows whacking people with his pepperoni dick.
I really want to work in Godfather's place. That black haired woman (they don't say the name) looks really beautiful. Maybe we will even get married. Yeah, our children will work in that pizza place.
Yeah, because sexual harassment is banned in Godfather's Pizza.
1 day ago when you are reading thid dont stop or something bad will happen(sorry about this) this girl is summer she is 15 years old and she has blonde hair, many scars and she has no ear she is dead if yuo dont copy this to more than 5 videos she will appair one dark quiet night when you are not expecting it beside your bed with a knife and going to kill you this is no joke if you do send this on to 5 more something good will happen to you sorry about this i dont wanns die.
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kit1236 16 hours ago
The first time Tim Meadow's has ever been funny.
MrBetterOffDead 4 days ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die
Pervert
yummerst 1 week ago
Reminds me of the ladys man! Can I buy you a fish samich?
Fyrefox84 2 weeks ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die
The funniest part is when he mushroom stamps the pizza slice with the sausage!
wynnfilms 4 weeks ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die 2
"yeah, she ain't getting harassed... she just pooping."
manchesterunited29 1 month ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die 4
AHAHAH TOO CLOSE
itsthemanbitch 1 month ago
anybody else remember this beast for The Even Stevens' Movie
TheBallercash 1 month ago
wanna see sometin cool press space for long time
ido254 1 month ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die
i would bang those three :)
Sejdy 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
The girl liked being touched by the 8 inch pepperoni lol
previnsnaidu1 1 month ago
TIM MEADOWS IS THE M$^Y)@Fk$ing MAN!!!
Mister006 1 month ago
c? to close. to close to close [sandwhich] *slap* to close
xxxCailExxx13 1 month ago
You guys rule
coolsweetgroovy 1 month ago
TOO CLOSE
RaZaKKaZaR 1 month ago 3
press 4
VEGASMETHODMAN 1 month ago
this may be the funniest thing ive ever seen on funny or die
BODMONBASSTINGZ 1 month ago
i used to make pizza , then i took an arrow to the knee
TheSoggyGamer 1 month ago
2:49 Nice!
86sterjo 1 month ago
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86sterjo 1 month ago
*slap*
jdogtulsa 1 month ago
this vid is none stop funny! The singing in the end could have been cut
CautionEntertament 1 month ago
1:37. Come on, grab that sumbitch!
Hilarious!
JamX3K 1 month ago
i havent laughed so hard... 8 Inches
jamesphillips69 1 month ago in playlist More videos from FunnyorDie
Suck my dick, give a wave at it. LOL
Rashidb24 1 month ago
so i went up to this hot girl and asked to grab her " No Zone " .... never got kicked so hard in my nuts in my life... still on my knees as i write this :(
MyTrevonne 1 month ago 19
herman cain touched my bollocks.
halflifeproductionz 1 month ago
O________O what?...
justbeingme232 1 month ago
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my levels of ranking on this video:
lol 1:08
lmao 1:29
lmfao 2:38 2:57
RollFilmProductions 1 month ago
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RollFilmProductions 1 month ago
that made me laugh for like 5 min strati OMG
madtownJOE2 1 month ago in playlist More videos from FunnyorDie
Julie .. touch my dick L00L haha :D
justinbieberTVvevo 1 month ago
i love the black community!
ShakeJun 2 months ago
when he knocked the cup over i lost it
01narrator 2 months ago
NEIN NEIN NEIN!
andrisc 2 months ago
God it's good to see the Ladies Man again
omgnumbersandletters 2 months ago
LOL
MrBuddyHolly1 2 months ago
The pepperoni stole the show!
LexDuarte 2 months ago
2:55 hahahahahahaha LMAO i died
elelacr0sse8 2 months ago
0:35 "Come with me" lol
dadandlad606 2 months ago
cassandra has spongebob eyelashes
dlbert2000 2 months ago
FUCK HERMAN CAIN.
MixedKidd92 2 months ago
Hahahahahaha!!!! 8' too close!!
phatcurtis 2 months ago
LMAO!!!!!!!
mrking15 2 months ago in playlist More videos from FunnyorDie
He sounds like Brad Pitt from Inglorious Bastards
jigsaw99 2 months ago
No! You're not allowed to touch her wenis!!
thatswhathesaid04 2 months ago in playlist More videos from FunnyorDie
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BREAKING NEWS!
"Obama Legalizes POT - Appoints SNOOP DOGG!"
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..... my phone won't let be unsuscribe
ivantenorio6379 2 months ago
Is that the Ladieths' Man Tim Meadows?
BlackFlameSupremacy 2 months ago
Is this real? From 1986?
FuzzyRubyyy 2 months ago
yeah, you guys pretty much only put out videos making fun of conservatives. a little one-sided and narrow-minded. kind of strange when liberals are a better target seeing as how they are more hypocritical
AudiAMGBMW 2 months ago
2:00 - 3:00 best part
gotscamed 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
9 9 9 !!!
madahakers 2 months ago
Too close
Benable7 2 months ago
TO CLOse lol
kadeemb3 2 months ago
This shit reminds me of Tim n' Eric, LOL.
Kuhnfuze 2 months ago
2:57 LOL
MrAhnemesis 2 months ago 47
@MrAhnemesis That part was hilarious
sk8erdude106 1 month ago
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1020dilan 2 months ago
lmaoooo
sixOwnednine 2 months ago
The blonde kinda looks like she's enjoying the "penis" thrusting against her arm at first.
whoo689 2 months ago
Someone should show this to Herman Cain.
whoo689 2 months ago
Godfather's employees cut their OWN pepperonis? Hm... Interesting
whoo689 2 months ago
So... Herman Cain is Blackalian? :P
whoo689 2 months ago
Close, close, close, close!
whoo689 2 months ago
Lol "too close"
westcoastindc 2 months ago
It's almost too bad he isn't running any more.
dagfox 2 months ago
lmao, he slapped the pizza
TokkenNinja 2 months ago 3
I didn't know they had HD video in 1986
beayn 2 months ago
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So you guys laugh at this but not certain other videos and scream "Die" in the comments.
...I have a better understanding of who's watching these videos now.
CainCrimsonCreation 2 months ago
Omfg the. Funniest shit. Ever
godofbeats 2 months ago
LMAO "fondle your titties myself"
Mrdagreatness 2 months ago
it only makes sense that tim meadows would play herman cain... think about it... herman cain = ladies man
caleb242331 2 months ago 3
soooooo funny = )
movieactor 2 months ago
woops..
blaqstaar 2 months ago
lol it's that funny black guy from Seinfeld and The Office
cyrax1311 2 months ago in playlist More videos from FunnyorDie
my favorite part 2:33-2:58 TO CLOSE!!!
hearty12255 2 months ago
",,,but that's just what Italians do." haha
muzikkid12 2 months ago
I love Tim Meadows, he's so funny!
GGBK28 2 months ago
I can't believe he grew up to be Mike Tyson.
PrettymanX 2 months ago
2:57 cock slap pizza.
sgtsysop 2 months ago 3
Finally!!!!!! Funny!!!!
Tjallen01010 2 months ago
Grab that son-bitch!
hedonism13 2 months ago 3
what does it mean when a girl touches you with her boobs
surfs1man 2 months ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die
My only regret is that Herman has dropped out of the race, which means we will no longer be able to witness the glory that is Tim Meadows whacking people with his pepperoni dick.
iruparatso 2 months ago
timmy muhtha fuhking medows
Mr420ways 2 months ago
Nein,Nein,Nein hahaha
BDrap171 2 months ago
Still taking shots at Herman huh? I like pizza too, you COME AT ME!! HUUH HUUH!!
robotcow28 2 months ago
wait isnt this the principle from mean girls??
Daydreamer111111 2 months ago
I really want to work in Godfather's place. That black haired woman (they don't say the name) looks really beautiful. Maybe we will even get married. Yeah, our children will work in that pizza place.
Yeah, because sexual harassment is banned in Godfather's Pizza.
Hey black haired girl, you agree?
Qaosbringer 2 months ago
LOL @ 2:58
Sexandcats 2 months ago
watching in 240p, just to get the 1986 feel
MyTrevonne 2 months ago 122
@MyTrevonne dang.it seriously works
TheSirfa11111 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Tim fuckin Meadows. This clip is too funny.
PoloBeeX7 2 months ago
come on grab dat son of a bitch lmao
STLFOOLISH 2 months ago
Press 3 for elbow sex.
BuFFoTheArtClown 2 months ago
@2:50 so hot
FrackleRackle 2 months ago
That's funny. I learned about this video after asking a nice German lady to pee on me.
halfmanhalfmetal 2 months ago
Nein Nein Nein!!
davidopinko 2 months ago
Too close.
Too close.
Too close.
This is way too close.
jdogtulsa 2 months ago 5
Too close lmao
yomasta5000 2 months ago
Come on, grab that son of a bitch.
MisterStahl 2 months ago
Omfg so historic
happygurl613 2 months ago
2:57 is hilarious.,
ElCuatro1991 2 months ago
i used to be too close, but then i took an arrow to the knee? anyone?
myndwork 2 months ago
Yeah... She aint getting harassed. She's just poopin'
Tyj150 2 months ago 108
I once were too close to my girlfriend. Now she's pregnant
Jonasrasm 2 months ago
to close
mcp893 2 months ago
Hell yea i love that guy
1991araaron 2 months ago
Funny, but would have been hilarious with Mike Tyson!
nightrunner1988 2 months ago
@nightrunner1988 Mike tyson isn't a good a enough actor for this
Solorflare99 2 months ago in playlist More videos from FunnyorDie
"Yeea she ain't gettin' harrassed. She just poopin'"
celticguardian951 2 months ago
I can't believe this used to be a real commercial
DvPP123 2 months ago
@DvPP123 it didn't, it is fake
lilman99025 2 months ago
o-m-g this was awesome
st4ngeI2 2 months ago
Herman Cain or Sammy Davis Jr.? Sammy was still alive in 1986.
dandydonaldo 2 months ago
What the hell does dropping a car out of a plane have to do with your car chevy?
brokusstudios 2 months ago 4
Where the hell did they find Herman Cain's video from. LOL, Just hilarious. That's good he is not running anymore.
geniusindesigns 2 months ago
nein-nein-nein was very well done
jamchew1982 2 months ago
Not once have you ever paid for drugs!!, not once..
jobforacowboies 2 months ago
When he slapped the pizza out the dude's hand, hilarious!!
TheJuanGShow 2 months ago 3
Mike Tyson was a funny Herman Cain and all, but why not use Tim Meadows from the start? He actually looks like Cain.
aestevalis0 2 months ago
LMAO!
MichaelSmathers 2 months ago
I lost it when he busted out the pepperoni.
mikoniogod 2 months ago
This would be much funnier if Mike Tyson reprised the role.
AlbinoTanuki 2 months ago
lol
00579G47 2 months ago
This was pretty damn funny! LOL
vegetadeep6972 2 months ago
wow this is the first time i actually laughed watching one of your videos
vongolia333 2 months ago
2:39 is this what poking on facebook mean ?
darkitp 2 months ago
CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE!
JJJeremyH 2 months ago
That's one of the best!
bohemianh 2 months ago
Too bad this is irrelevant now.
victorcharlie121 2 months ago
She's just pooping......
Great stuff!!! lol, good job Timmy
thetylife 2 months ago
2:51 reminded me of the first time I ever got too close, to be 14 and suffering from premature ejaculation, those were the wonder years.
xXVisionaryXx 2 months ago
FunnyorDie, steppin up yo game! Really good vids lately.
Aquemeni1 2 months ago
Close close close close.
slapnut892 2 months ago
Is this real????
Koopaaah 2 months ago
@Koopaaah no....
TheLimetti 2 months ago
LOL turkey slap
Rusty511 2 months ago
2:55
xXMahnituXx 2 months ago
Where is Mike Tyson?!! He was awesome as Herman Cain :P
zantury12 2 months ago 2
2:57 is hilarious
CODis4me 2 months ago
2:50 that girl... <3
giorgi911 2 months ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die
Ron Paul 2012. Google it.
travz21 2 months ago
Fail.
Coolguyuno1 2 months ago
Wish this was my jobs sexual harassment video
DoctorLea 2 months ago
TOO CLOSE
Damnstraight769 2 months ago 2
hhhhaaha, I'm gonna take a salami and go slap peoples piccas now
Nevervar 2 months ago
Tim Meadows For the Win :)
Mouse48861 2 months ago
AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dildomerchant 2 months ago
Grab that sumbitch!
Ariksgabs 2 months ago
Too close, too close, toooooooo close....lol
hrayas2010 2 months ago
Cain: Another piece of shit that could only have come out of Georgia.....fucking racist shitty state
Jaguwar1804 2 months ago
Nein Nein Nein was very clever
theofficialbrandon 2 months ago
@theofficialbrandon Yeah, those people love humor
mrteemumilto 2 months ago
@theofficialbrandon -- He took that idea from Michael Savage... Listen @ 1:00
h t t p:// w w w.you tube.com / watch?v= M S q d 7 K E E 5 O 8
zaliwins 2 months ago
I love Tim Meadows!
candygirl0406 2 months ago 2
LOL at the 8 inches rule.
pervitizm 2 months ago 22
Can someone tell me about this pizza joke with Cain? I don't get it
TheCourageous0ne 2 months ago
@TheCourageous0ne huh...ceo of Godfather's pizza.
UncleJesse1 2 months ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sucks to be cain
cygnusx555 2 months ago
OMG!!!! This is soooooo great!!!!!
Latisha121 2 months ago
Absolutely killed. Great. "Touch my dick." Ha!
JohnnyJames7 2 months ago
"Nein nein nein rule"
Sforzhangdo 2 months ago
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1 day ago when you are reading thid dont stop or something bad will happen(sorry about this) this girl is summer she is 15 years old and she has blonde hair, many scars and she has no ear she is dead if yuo dont copy this to more than 5 videos she will appair one dark quiet night when you are not expecting it beside your bed with a knife and going to kill you this is no joke if you do send this on to 5 more something good will happen to you sorry about this i dont wanns die.
candy2sweetie 2 months ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die
i f***ing love tim meadows
szivalj 2 months ago 3
the tags....?
activegirl02 2 months ago
Awesome.
b14blah 2 months ago
Love how they tried to make it look like if it was recoreded on a VHS or Beta!
Linkoide 2 months ago
I prefer Mike Tyson to do this skit
elfil76 2 months ago
funnyordie and MatthewPaulis are my two favorite things on youtube :)
ericnue 2 months ago 19
@ericnue cheep plug for your friend.... nice one
lilmoefow 2 months ago
nien
jackvincent90 2 months ago
watch this video in 240p for the real felling
vanbabie 2 months ago 88