New Labour's final Queen's speech (18Nov09)

[Theblizzardking]

God save the queen... she ain't no human being!

[crawleygat37]

In the next year, my Government will reduce the cost of Mars bars. They will tell Walkers crisps, the correct colour of a bag of salt and vinegar crisps is BLUE, and cheese and onion GREEN.

My Government will continue to over tax people who get off their back side and go to work while at the same time, borrowing more than we have ever borrowed before. The money will be given to drug users, down and outs, and immigrants.

[lytrigian]

I often wonder how she can manage to read these speeches with a straight face. The urge to scream at the PM about how idiotic his program is (regardless of which party is government) must be almost irresistible at times.

[darksettler]

Is it just me or are all tho's politicians waring foundation?

[mikeybrumbrum]

darsettler:

I doubt their skin is evenreal. They aint humanity, as we know it.

However: Your Majesty, the fine and beautiful Queen of England, Great Birtain and the Commonwealth and the World, thank you so very very much, for you tube, and for the music.

We stray and play, in safety, whilst you taker all the risks. God bless you, and help you to bring the world to peace.

Please be kind to those oyu conquer.

[Gandalf4568]

Excuse me, but she isn't the Queen of the World...

[mikeybrumbrum]

Says who ?

She owns more land than anyone, and we under her, have difficult but safe lives. She owns over 30% of the WORLD !

And most of the people in it are the most cumfy slaves, in the world.

The problem is th eother people around her, who like murdering peopel, and bringing misery - but they all come form ROME, as they alwasy have, and so have no compassion whatsoever for us, or anyone.

Satan vs the Queen, and she's done a blooming good job, regardless of the outcome.

[Gandalf4568]

To me, you sound like a very conservative monarchist. Don't get me wrong. I'm a moarchist too, but I stick to the facts. You pretend she's God or at least a descendant from God, but she is just a human being, as I am and as you are.

Let me argue your points right into the ground: ''Says who ?'' = The Facts, Reality.

''She owns more land than anyone, and we under her, have difficult but safe lives.'' = The fact that she owns land, says nothing of her power...

[Gandalf4568]

She owns over 30 % of the world!'' = That's not true. The percentage is right, but youve got it all wrong. It is not the Queen herself who owns all the land. The Commonwealth of Nations does occupy 30% of the world, but they are united states. They are sovereign states, they are independent. The British government cannot control these states in any way. Furthermore you say that she herself owns 30% of the world. That is a big mistake. By saying that, you assume the Queen rules the UK.

[Gandalf4568]

She does not. The UK is a constitutional monarchy in a parliamentary democracy, which means your Queen does not have any official powers. These are all facts, look it up all you want, but I shall say nothing further because I know what no matter what, you wont agree with me.

[mikeybrumbrum]

She is as close to god, as we know, bu tis nothing, in comparison. She has more knowledge than any other human being, since she owned th ewhole world, once (and unnoficially, still does). On top of this, she has made britain, so good, that we can expose her masons, and not get punished to death (this has never been possible before).

She is aprisoner in her own castloes, held by jesuits and masons, and THEY are the evil, which only she can temper.

God bless the queen, god punish the maosns.

[xwill11lfcx]

she is so fit

[mikeybrumbrum]

Hey, you couldn't go 3 rounds with her mate. She may look slow, but she kick the crap out of most people.

[tig1960]

saddly now that poth polit icians and the monarchy have been exposed its very difficult to remain respectfull and in favour of either if we believe that th royals should go then so should the goverment as they are so entined but its a pity for when i was a child we were ignorant of their dishonest ways and they seemed such respectable role models

[whalefish83]

Do spare us, Ma'am

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

The funny thing is, the royalists live nice, peaceful and kind lives.

The problem is, they do it at the expense of anyone thye can rob. Everyone gets robbed by the royalists, so that they can live pampered, Christian lives, with less or no EFFORT.

It's ALL to save a few people from applying effort. They FORCE dependance, rather than earn it. Cattle people, rathar than nuturing.

Like vampires, sucking. Courts, prisons, police, counciks, taxman, all sucking, sucking sucking.

[Rawrk92]

Amen to you Johneunson!,

It's all very well and good implicating change but where's the evidence of it's application!?

[johneunson]

whats important? crooked politions and adopting the kelly recommendations. what was said? nothing.! britain's debt and public service cuts? what was said? nothing! and, really, all this expensive pomp. it is almost 2010 and this country has to watch a fancy dress parade started in dark ages.! polititions, the public want to see some honesty and you doing some hard work. this farce is no longer of any interest and is outdated.

[Arcturo765]

i despair

[arialchambersguitar]

the government in power writes the Queen's speech. The reason they do it is because the Queen is the "theoretical" head of state (:

and it is rather pointless

[britdog01]

Does the Queen have any say, i thought we have been dragged into the european union.

[anon2999]

I don't get it, what's the point of having this at all?

And who writes her speech, is it just her saying what the party in government is planning?

Pardon my ignorance.

[Medeasbiggestfan]

The speech is written by the government, but the palace makes sure there is no party rhetoric in it as the monarch has to remain neutral.