Assassin creed gay!

[Zena6688]

0:45 it sounds like porn XD

[Zena6688]

ROFLMAO!

[BattlefieldKitty24]

BITCH SLAPPED!!!!!

[treborman1710]

Altair isn't gay HE IS A BAUSS...get some recordin' stuff mate that's shit

[darkdrawn]

GUYS GUYS IT CAN BE RECORDED BAD BUT THIS IS JUST A FUNNY VIDEO YOU CHOSE TO WATCH SO DONT COMPLAIN ABOUT QUALITY ITS NOT THAT EASY FOR EVERY1 TO RECORD SOMETHING ON PS3!

[HasenDarkness]

its not his fault! Someone put a wall in their way!

[TheCallysan]

LOL!

[Mysterii9]

hahahahahhahahahah

[dustiefire]

oh god someone please turn this into a gif! lol!

[akashdopey]

THough altair got more hots for the white guy,, he seems to be taking the black guy rather more tenderly, aint he??????

[MajorHarvestMoonFan]

its worse if you find a beggar and erm use the "gently push away" button X3

[Ximan92x]

AHHHHH eehh ehhh aaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!!!haahahahahh­aha

[scout101ful]

what did u use an action figure to film it for ya?

[SophieCupcakeCullen]

OMFG!! LOL! and how Altair's hand is going all over the place

[DJHARDKILLER97]

i didnt know you could record with a cabbage.... interesting

[MegaNiklas99]

Shit vid

[Clanst1g]

filmed wit altairs ass

[follicoloFlorin]

You are so stupid. . . .

[harrowharrowharrow9]

so they DID find a way to film with frosted flakes...

[ghostriderx101]

there tryna escape from altairs big boo bertha

[zellychan]

Hey @0:48 sounds like it's a good time

[8matthewlee8]

*slaps on back*

altair: WHOS YO DADDY!

[98zaffa]

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepo­kepkepokepokepokepokepokepokep­okepoke

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[qwertyjaja1]

It doesn´t seems that altair is enjoyng it -_-

[cheeeseman245]

lol

[cheeeseman245]

lol

[skatman5162]

press 5 for gay sex noises

[Gforcetothedeath]

funniest shit ever

[seniseviyorumcikolat]

1:33-1:34 there is a cat lower right corner so cute

[TheBumbleBunny]

LOL I have noticed that the first game has a lot of glitches.

[hoben5]

its not gay when your in a three way

[larlar752000]

@hoben5 With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.. Oh wait...

[xXTheRealDeacleXx]

@hoben5  lol, I love SNL!

[hoben5]

@xXTheRealDeacleXx same bro theres no girl in the middle though

[MrSebastiangabriel]

how did u get them in 2 the wall?

[iTzLyc0n]

this was rcorded with a potato

[TheUberSlayer]

Über Poke FTW.. Lawl... And i can tell you, Altaïr DID Exist. Altho, i doubt that anything that happens in either of the games are true events. But i know for sure, They did Live. And died too, If it was due to age or other possible reasons i dont know.

[XGames980]

maybe he's counting

[JeyKakumei]

It is a total lack of respect. Game characters actually existed in the past. Even Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and Ezio Auditore da Firenze. They both represented eagle protectors. And organizations of assassins have reall existed and they changed a lot. Even today... maybe it exist somewhere... who knows? So please show some respect.

[xerx1000]

@JeyKakumei lol i do know these guys existed, but its just a game glitch, lol relax.

[JeyKakumei]

@xerx1000 I was talking about the video title.

[SwitchTheStyleUp]

@JeyKakumei lol relax. besides, where do you find proof that altair and ezio existed?

[JeyKakumei]

@SwitchTheStyleUp Auditore family was known as bankers. They hanged the whole family, all but 1. Historians nothing about Ezio after the age of 17, (When they hanged his family). A few months later, some strange things were passed in Italy. Of course it's not like in the game. As index, get information on Leonardo Da Vinci. He really helped Ezio. And he really rebuilt the hidden-blade. Write: "Da Vinci Hidden-Blade" in google, you can find originals. Mi dispiace for my deformed english.

[SwitchTheStyleUp]

@JeyKakumei and altair then? I found the same thing about Ezio, but then checked the source; it was uploaded after ac2 came out, and there is no other source confirming that is true. I went on a forum and they also said it wasn't true.

[JeyKakumei]

@wingedkuriboh101 @SwitchTheStyleUp

You want to take the chance? Well, you decide... Perhaps even now the assassins exists... who know? Maybe they have simply evolved. Comunque... Voi, le persone sono ignoranti e arroganti. Non cazzo con noi.

[SwitchTheStyleUp]

@JeyKakumei flikker

[JeyKakumei]

@SwitchTheStyleUp Sì, lo sfarfallio ...

Vai a farti fottere.

[SwitchTheStyleUp]

@JeyKakumei oet ki je tan agterlike zak

[wingedkuriboh101]

@JeyKakumei haha 'hidden blade' hahaha ahem sorry :)

[shikaxshake]

"AAAA-TICKLETICKLETICKLETICKLE­TICKLETICKLE!!!" 

[memelle29416]

lmao this was ACTUALLY funny.

[ModernAaAndi]

XDDD

[DansNunes7]

LOL!!



[kayla4everasinger]

lol that's to funny

[hapakomik]

Altair raping two guys by poking them lol

[GemoDawn]

*Gasp!* I didn't know Altair knew the poke of death! :O

Altair: *Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke* o.o

[TheDuckGamers]

OH MY GOD! ALTAÏR IS GAY!! LOOK AT HIM, OH SHIT IF EZIO IS GAY THEN CLAUDIA IS LESBIAN!!

[valkyrieofperdition]

BWUAHAHAHAHA



[punkgirz]

I love it when im gently pushing away people in that game cuz im touching they're boobies :D or moobies o-o either way it counts as sexual harrassment and they like it ;D

[IRaPeluks]

if this wasnt so fucken hilarious i wouldve made a stupid joke on how crappy the video quality is....

[MegaHawk92]

you suck

[KitsuneMiru]

walking up to anyone that doesnt move if u push them and holding the gentle push makes him like sensually touch them. XD

[thealin995]

hahahha xD

[iComment]

losing my shit

[HardcoreHamster33]

haha! xD I couldn't control my laughter! xD

[rainbowdragon2u]

0____o whatz with the hand motion?? how are you doing that????

[krueger231]

Faggy got waaaaaaaay too much views!!!!!

Go fucking kill yourself

[jackparovv]

@krueger231 i should stick a fuckin tempex i you for beeing a bloody cunt

[krueger231]

@jackparovv Shut the fuck up you complexed troll.

Your mom got fucked up way to much so you became retard like this you piece of shit.

Do us a favor and kill yourself.

I am gonna find and rip your asshole apart.

You are something that is called a keyboard warior, strong behind the computer but weak in real life.

I live in Dubrovnik in Croatia so come to visit me or give me your adress for a little fight or are you too pussy.

[jackparovv]

@krueger231 ''your gonna tear my asshole apart'' sounds prety gay...and ''do US a favo and kill yourself'' speak for yourself you fucking cunt...your even more retarded than your mom and your gay dad...you mom told me your a failed abortion and thats she didnt wanted you and stil doesnt want you...she doenst love you...she loves me. she told me that when were in a shady motelroom last night bow chicka wowow. and your dad is having an affair with your sister :/ ye sorry

[krueger231]

@jackparovv Wow man you told me your story in the second person, good job retard , good job.

[jackparovv]

@krueger231 great comback

[cyndilu93]

0:45 to 0:50 wtf with those screams :S

[xStalkingTheShadows]

And that, dear children, is how gay babies are made.

[jackparovv]

@xStalkingTheShadows like you? nah m8 just kidding :)

[rebeltheone]

YOU ARE A GAY!

[CheshireWolfPrussia]

@rebeltheone NO U

Nah just kidding. :P

[ManGrande1]

Soo, are you a acciden't or... your parent's are just brother and sister?

[4lifenintendogs]

bet they like it :D

[pedkg]

looks like this video was recorded on a potato

[cardhead21]

FIRE! FIRE! BOOMERANG!

[BuenaBuona]

He's just poking them LOL

[Disturbedguy888]

The Poke of Doom

[plnh12]

what's altair's hands doing?

[Crem2057]

@plnh12 he's trying to gentle push them but lollolol.

[zach10168]

@plnh12 poking

[threedgfreak]

omg assfuuuuuuuuck!



[Sagaxful]

POKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPO­KEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKE­POKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPO­KEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKE­POKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKE

[pascarugeorge]

Is he touching them? lol

[ksznorbert]

XDDDDd



[NinjaPotato01]

They need rape whistles. :D

[Dani15LP]

It really sounds like gay porno..altair is touching them and they're shouting: AAAHHHHH UUUHHHHH YEAAAAHHHHHH AH AH AH

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[98zaffa]

reminds me of jack sparrow

[rolandka101]

xDDD

[Anakin1182]

lol?

[AirDB23]

Altair:"excuse me can I ask you a question, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me can i ask you a question, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me"

[dervishofwin]

Great filming. No Really! Where did you learn to film like that?

[TheDude4515]

this video was filmed with a calulater

[FreeRiderDZ]

@TheDude4515 did u spell "calulater" with a calculater?? :D

[cryingintheocean]

@FreeRiderDZ Did you spell "calculater" with a calculator?

[FreeRiderDZ]

@FreeRiderDZ kay lets call it a tie eh?

[NathanielDimalanta]

Altair: *poke poke poke poke poke poke*

Idiots: AGH!!!

Altair:shit....*poke*

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

Looks like he's using an invisible keyboard on their backs.

[MasqueLeNuit]

For some reason.. while watching this.. I thought "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!"

[MrDayDreamer01]

What's that square in the corner? I own an xbox so if it's a ps3 feature I don't know.

[MrZeldafan99]

Altair is cool! -.-

[Lanasende]

Wtf, I was laughing for one minute and thirty-four seconds.

[lilpinkneko]

lmao xD

he just poking them 

[FreakyLadyBugs]

Al Mualim: We know are targets are easily provoked if poked.

Altair: I'll remember that.

Al Mualim: Oh boy

[CuntSqueeze]

tickle tickle ^_^

[SCHNIEFI23]

WÄÄÄÄÄ NE PS3 SCHÄM DICH

[deathmisel]

@SCHNIEFI23

ps3 ftw

[Raveman01]

why did you record this with a tomato

[ImperialDoor]

Al Mualim:Altair

Altair:Yes Al Mualim

Al Mualim:Your next victim will be 2 black people in Damascus.

[Faize1998]

Everyone knew it would come out soon enough that he was a gay rapist... But I STILL LOVE YOU! (To tell the truth I like Malik Al-Sayf better)

[mutsnuts1989]

Altair the two man rapist

[JediMonkey7447]

when altair was taping them they though they being raped

[soleluna6329]

a si a a a si a a are fucking sound

[SuperKawaiKitty]

oh dear. boys, run away from alty, he shall molest thy asses.

[izzythemangagirl]

You like it dont deny it

[LutherOMight]

Hahahahah!!!!OMG!!!!

[blacksignal666]

 #LOL

[vvvcv]

WTF! looks like he is counting something LoL

[moscowSTB]

hattest du irgendwie Langeweile oder so ?

[bonx101913]

hahahahhahhahhaha XD!

[SerdarCirak]

when he is poking they think they get fucked

[NeverLookBackSamurai]

lol Altair: *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke* Idiots: AGHHHH!!!

[AwesomeDIL]

these bastards are really annoying.. they push the fuck when I just wanna pick pocket some knives and i ended up killing one of them..

[legendarywar1]

looks like he wants to get their attention.

[tosseiboo]

Lol get poked

[MrPurpleeater]

TICKLE TICKLE!

[gaaraofthefunk999]

Cmon, they are already mentally abused

[Muggelfuk]

Video powered by LG

[MrFalkXD]

he tickle them !

[Scaryschool99]

lol

[PwntWafflez]

lol touch touch touch XD

[scytheslash]

Eenie Meeny Mynee Mo....I choose this fag as my ho...... XD

[Axl0n]

Damn god forsaken FUnny

[Tessaigaggg]

WT ... Altair you pervert! :D

[SithSharnos]

there we go lets just pat you on the back... No Don't Run NO NO NO FUCK NO OH YEAH ULTIMATE PAT BACK ATTACK!

[yunarinvsxlightning]

HE'S DOING THE ROBOT DANCE WITH HANDS

[CouchPotatato]

HAHA Altair is tickling them on???!! WTF????

[gravedagger]

Epic LOL D:

[9viperstorm5]

It looks like He is using a Jutsu qith one hand

[LoveGameAngel]

They are cying for help ? They look crying for something else xD

[samlisssssss10]

dude thats not gay! hes touching them on the back idiot

[thinkingorplotting]

WTF?

[jacoblewis100]

i swear i heard someine like get off meh wiener

[WeRandomness]

Desynchronization imminent...

[roksoulja84]

holy crap this shit made lol... this is funny as "altair dance" by smokeowner

[nolandRule]

haha epic xDD

[TheRoyalPuppet]

hell XD XD

that´s epic

quit molesting ´em ^^

[MrTTE1]

GUYS GET A FUCKING ROOM DAM IT

[GTAforever100]

hahahahahaha xD Altair you Gay Assassin ^^ No, Altair is cool ^^

[PRVTDickStryker]

hmm, should i point out that in assassin's 2 theres a glitch where ezio lands alittle too far on his leaping assassinations where it makes it hook like hes tea bagging the enemies to death?(gargle gargle *hand falls from death)

[BrachsNer]

hahaha a mano cambiada xD!

[dopepolle]

were you high when doin this?

[Jarrheadd00]

This doesn't even slightly resemble anything provocative

[ellbrek]

altair fail :D

[Fwjchimx]

lol they yelling because they like AYE A YAY!!! HELP STOP TOUCHING ME I'M LAUGHING SO HARD XXD

[SonounMancini]

0:50 HOO, HO, HO, HAAWWW, HOOOOOOO, AIIIEEYAAAIIAAYYYY!

[BoDonalds]

fl:skjjjjtS;DFj:lsdJFSLFDLKSJ I THINK I"M IN LOVEL:KTJSIDjlt

[SuperDenny97]

woww che finocchio

[iiNSaNeJeSSe1997]

wow thats pretty funny

[fonfi817]

altiar has the flu........AHHHHHHHHH

[987654614]

Damn. 2 at a time ;D

[smoof24]

gay altair

[ZmillaZ]

the quailty realy made up for the shiety video.

[altairsgirl]

there retards!!!...no altair!!!! stop!

[covanantkiller117]

im poking you!