Metallica - One Funny moment

[Zazquatch1]

Metallica drunk and fony.

[greatergreen]

Metallica should just give up.

[sillydevin12]

@greatergreen You should just give up you cunt

[Loko2033]

ohh haha

[zombiefunatic]

WatTyler13 dude i agree with u lil schoolgirls complaining about whose dress is prettier haha its music n its out there whether u like it or not or they are big for a reason they both made it so tough shit live with it guys slayer n metallica are both good artists peace out

[AFABIANO1]

sream of urugutango... HUUUUUU HUUUUUUU

COME BACK Jason

[WatTyler13]

I fucking love Metallica. I fucking love Slayer. I can never understand how some of you fucknuts love one and hate the other.

Makes you look like little schoolkids arguing, silly cunts.

[UrAnus1231]

The top two comments suck -_-

[14luisalonso]

I came for the "funny" but got the kicking black beach balls ninja girl scouts, skipping all over the stage.

[igunzOsick]

-tists who dealt with oppression, but stood strong!) don't be so quick to judge.

[igunzOsick]

I love the morons on here who think they understand music. Slayers awesome take up an instrument and you'll appreciate that band, and if you don't chances are your a close minded ass. When you begin to gain a perspective on what music is about, I should think you'll be able to broaden your horizon. Don't be like those fucking negative nancies who booed bob dylan, because if it weren't for those who appreciated and supported him you wouldn't have the same metal bands today (or plenty of other ar

[stupidvampiretwat]

@igunzOsick You don't need to play to appreciate, really. You just need to picture the work they put in.

I will still never enjoy slayer, just because they remind me of angry highschool kids, but I willingly listen to any type of music a few times before I'll make my mind up.

[MetaITV]

Chunky monky!!!!

[maidenslayer]

I saw them on this tour but in London.

[newgeorge]

geez

[kentagion]

was waiting on dave mustaine to come out and smack em around a tad, now that would be a funny moment

[MNskins11]

@bandit7498 wouldn't deny any of that. i'm just not interested in them anymore. too many reasons to list. i will say, "image gaffs" aren't such a big deal to me. nor does it bother me that bands try and reinvent themselves and do something new.

[fvzaking]

Que grupo tan decadente!!!!!!!!!!

[WHlTEDEVlL]

@fvzaking yeah, so you're openly denying the holocaust now? give it up, hitler was a born again christian as it was. there is no way you can convince me that having no religion is a bad thing.

[richman1011]

was any one else expecting a song called One Funny moment by Metallica?

[MNskins11]

cant believe how lame this band has gotten over the years

[Wollenschrank]

Where the fuck is the funny moment?

[Gixxer983]

How fucking stupid this band got

[FortMustard]

lol dat thud

[Sk8Mathias]

una bandera de chile mierda oajsojajoas lml

[setroxsupremo]

@Sk8Mathias no es la de texas

[Sk8Mathias]

@setroxsupremo o si coño no por que hacen las weas tan parecidas 77

[setroxsupremo]

@Sk8Mathias sii verdad esos gringos nada mas quieren copiar cualquier cosa xDDD

[Sk8Mathias]

@setroxsupremo jajajaaja pero que nosotros igual le copiamos todo aojsojaojs ya no importa que copien la bandera nosotros le copiamos todo

[SlotraceDK]

LMAO!!!! 

[rostislava86]

wtf? they said exactly the same thing after the concert in Sofia, The BIG 4.

[kGmusicpage]

"Kirk was talking and all of a sudden the mic falls which was very funny." -which is very weird beacause he should have a firm grip on something that is shaped like a dick right by his mouth

[warbringer174]

@kGmusicpage god that is the hardest laugh ive had in a while hahah thanks for that man! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[XxForeverxMetal]

@kGmusicpage omg i cant stop laughing, fuck you i cant breathe!



[GoJays09]

@kGmusicpage holy shit hahaha Maybe because that mic is about vastly bigger than Lars Ulrich's dick

[STRATOMASTER190]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[TheStorz76]

...what becometh from thrash legends...fucking clowns...

[Fett316]

@TheStorz76 They were always this way...

[ChanceStearns]

the guy who's recording this is fucking dumb...

[reekodo]

Retarded.

[jimmytheblaze]

Lars Ulrich is a top of the class arsehole. Metallica is cool.

[reekodo]

@jimmytheblaze Just listen to Slayer instead.

[MasterofKnees]

@reekodo But... Slayer is boring, and they suck live, why would you listen to them?

[TheKingu66]

@MasterofKnees Slayer suck live? ur a retard one of the best live bands ive ever seen

[reekodo]

@TheKingu66 Seriously.

[TheKingu66]

@reekodo yes seriously i saw them in dublin in the sfx and later at the ozfest in ireland and they blew me away,seriously!

[MasterofKnees]

@TheKingu66 I've seen them live too, and they were dead boring, noone gave a fuck but Lombardo, Araya didn't care, Kerry King was stuck inside his own little world, and god bless that Gary Holt replaced Jeff Hanneman, not only is he better on stage but he is waaay better than Hanneman.

[reekodo]

@MasterofKnees Because they absolutely destroy Metallica in every way imaginable.  Grow some testicles.

[MasterofKnees]

@reekodo Seen both live, Slayer was boring, Metallica rocked. Metallica has tons of different music to listen to, Slayer's music sounds all the same. I just don't get their popularity, people listen to them because they just want something heavy, not for the music, which is pretty sad. Slayer doesn't even give a fuck about their fans themselves, Kerry King has even stated himself that he only plays for himself. What a douchebag, atleast Megadeth was worth it at that show.

[JimmysRules]

Opfer

[elhombreenferna]

LARS RULES

[isaimcbreinguitar]

Metallica becomes the clowns of the metal... true story

[brkoz111]

@isaimcbreinguitar really? they are popular all over the world, you are not even close to their nuts, their nuts are more popular then you are -.- total retarded shit

[isaimcbreinguitar]

@brkoz111 popularity does not come hand in hand with talent... I can say this because Justin Beiber is very popular... but He's still a crap... like metallica... true story

[blasbembi]

@isaimcbreinguitar your mother died

[97warlock]

quick question ....WHAT the HELL is wrong with LARS! 

[brkoz111]

@97warlock whats wrong with him ?

[kenpachi688]

they were playing with big balls

[shellsuitstrangler]

Yea hopefully Lars will have a really dramatic an scandellous death and they'll get a new drummer. ANYONE else would be better...anyone. Fuck it I reckon EVEN of they ended up with ringo star they would be better off

[andyas091]

I was there and it was fuckin great

[quazzie11]

James, Kirk and Robert all have to bend down to speak in the mic while Lars has to tiptoe to reach it.

[reuter51]

He said the same thing in milwaukee wisconsin.. I'm very disappointed lars. :'((

[quazzie11]

@reuter51 Careful not to pay too much attention to Lars.... pretty much everything he's done in the past 12 years has disappointed me.

[ayakosha]

0:32 CHILEAN FLAG!!!!!!!!

[mrpeta2]

@ayakosha es la de texas aweonao xd

[enzo9727]

@ayakosha idiot

[KJDude16]

heavy isnt it

[neurastenia1000]

0:16 IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE!!

[C1SALGADO]

ESA BANDERITA CHILENA ESTA EN TODO EL MUNDO, HASTA EN FUTURAMA!

[enzo9727]

@C1SALGADO es texas gran idiota -_-

[Nicolas7899]

CHILE |m|

[420Honey]

Everytime lars speaks I want to punch something... "Best "Tuesday" night crowd of the tour so far" Oh fk, give us a break you fake, midi drum loving ass pirate... 

[RotnRoll77]

The last 20 or so years of Metallica's career have been a funny moment in an unintentional sort of way.

[swassontelus]

Who is operating the short bald puppet on stage?

[illegalmusic3]

this video licks balls

[CriolloJulio]

kirk please just get your guitar back and stay away from the microphone... You never gonna sing or use your voice...

[metallica666monster]

donde sale volando la niña

[shane69999]

no its my turn on the mic, now its my turn, now its my turn...................... boring. STFU and play ur instruments.... that would be hard for mars alrich. shit drumma a da yearr

[chumassi26]

fuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaa

[mistabook]

Good night, and big balls. 

[Metalehiro]

jajajaja GREAT KIRK xd hey where this?? Madrid??

[hiteshcool451]

@Metalehiro Dallas Bro ... Kirk was screaming on the mic ! :|

[aagrait]

Michael J. Fox did a fantastic job of shooting this.

[8810060]

@aagrait

very ''funny''

[nottawaybassist]

@aagrait come on man lol



[baileydrum]

@aagrait YOUR AN ASS HOLE!!!!

[baileydrum]

@aagrait YOU -PANSY ASS BITCH

[baileydrum]

@aagrait AND THE ONLY DISEASE U WOULD HAVE WOULD BE STUPIDITY

[baileydrum]

@aagrait HE SHAKES FROM A DISEASE YOU SHAKE FROM LOW SELF ESTEEM AND PLAIN STUPIDITY.

[MrXclio]

@aagrait it was muhammed ali

[QKroko]

@aagrait Don't fuck around with Michael J. Fox, you turd.

[Xis03]

Yea, mics can spin too '-'

[psudeoaccount]

Wow, I was there. I thought that Kirk just did a cool mic spin or something.

[Wupdog]

loool this spanish conversation is so wierd..

[NeAZ]

@Wupdog It's latin american spanish, that's why.

[mikemax69]

@crazytrain714

sorry man...this flag is from texas

[pedent1]

wow what a story's are here 

[literallarry2011]

Derrrr a MIC fell down!!

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers

I wear paper hats

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Would you like an apple pie with that?

[iacateps]

@MrArazael jajaj!!! m cachaste men.... jaja!!! ojala e investigaras, pero prqe e de dar explicaciones... men para empesar, con solo responderte esto te digo todo, qe es el metal??? respondeme esto antes de qe lo investigues en wikipedia o feisbuc, ia cuando m digas, podremos discutir lo qe qieras.. apoco cres qe pr escuchar BLS eres rudo?? o pr ponerte un piercing ia eres maaas rudo i pa colmo te mueres al escuchar i was made for loving you jajja!!!

[blondbrothers]

Haha I remember the first time I went to a Metallica Concert and they dropped their big balls- wait a sec..

[thektulukiller]

HAHAHA I was there, Awesome show by one of the best bands ever!

[RustyIronloins]

what a stupid band

[SuperPeeteer]

No he is not ^^ Ferrari is right

[Ferarri355]

Listen to all these people that love that Danish asshole. Ulrich sucks!!!

[axlroseGNR88]

@Ferarri355 WHAT!?!?!?! Lars Ulrich is a fucking legend dude!

[tbskms]

Metallica plays with black balls!

[MEGATROID114]

@tbskms atleast their music has balls(unlike your deathmetal/blackmetal crap with no rhythm, soul, etc.)

PS: what does black have to do with it?? what are you trying to say by throwing in a shade before balls?

[havokmusicinc]

Oh my god. A mic fell over. Go to any middle school jazz band, and this happens daily. Woop dee doo.

[DigitalTheWorld]

you dont have to many friends do you? from the way you sound you sound like that creepy guy who jerked off in the back of the classroom

[Quavria]

Kick the baby!!!

[starwarsfan117]

@Quavria wrong place wrong time kyle

[TheMetalmaniac18]

that sounded gay from mr camera man were you constipated or havin a roid rage? lol

[pokefreak10000]

he shot a fan with the ball in the same gig :)

[daaaaaaanyy]

a chilean flag!

[oldinfant23]

@daaaaaaanyy that was actually the flag of texas :)

[ClaaudiaWuhu]

@daaaaaaanyy se parece pero no es ._.



[lopiyo]

@daaaaaaanyy kirk al inicio dice "yeah dallas..."(la descripción dice TX además), por lo que esa es la bandera tejana (texas) no la chilena aweonao XD!

[yoboy253]

hahaha so funny i 4got 2 laf

[slb2606]

Very funny. I wuz amazed how funny this video is.

If this is funny for you, than your IQ must be minus 140.

[mawd83]

where was the funny part?

[wipers86]

his microphone falls hahahahahahahahahahaha that was the most unfunny thing ever

[xFrezyta]

wtf? chile! ?

[BLillo]

@xFrezyta Is Texas' flag, similar to the chilean one.

[xFrezyta]

@BLillo no es necesario que me respondai en ingles xd

[BLillo]

@xFrezyta ajajajja es que x el "wtf" supuse q erai gringo xD en fin, saludos!

[deimos2k6]

fate abbastanza cacare si

[LuigiFanatic]

Pros of this video:

>James isn't wearing a shirt

Cons of this video:

>It's not particularly funny

[MrBeerman97]

Fucking Kirk LOL

[MetaITV]

 HWAAAAAAAA HAHAAAAAAA!!!

[gretschgrenadier]

can i get a "metallica" can i get a "sucks"

[guitarsANDcars39]

@gretschgrenadier can u shut the fuck up?

[IvarAkaAqqalu]

@gretschgrenadier you can suck my'tallica! What the hell are you doing here dude? Want attention? Go to your mother.

[adevilinmyhead]

@gretschgrenadier fuck you

[DruidessOfSteele13]

Shut the fuck up Lars....dumb ass!!

[MrArazael]

FUUUUAAAA...!! JAJAJA A MEXICAN FAMOUS FRACE...!!

[InF3Rn096]

@MrArazael jaajajaj ciertooo!!!

[MrArazael]

@InF3Rn096 UN SALUDO !!! DESDE TIJUANA BC!

[iacateps]

@MrArazael eso no es nada gracioso estupido!! es de lo peor qe ha salido en el internet!!! sabias??

[MrArazael]

@iacateps ESE ES TU CONCEPTO, ATI SE TE HACE LO PEOR, Y ES REAL ROBERT TRUJILLO TAMBIEN DICE: ''FUAAAA'' LO PUDISTE VER EN ESTE VIDEO,

1.- SUPERA TU TRAUMA DEL ''FUA''

2.- PIENSA BIEN LA PROXIMA VEZ QUE ESCRIBAS UN INSULTO PARA MI,

3.- YA QUE DEJES DE SER UN CHAVAL ME DICES LO QUE QUIERAS, POR QUE NO ESTAMOS A LA ALTURA, QUE ME PUEDES ENSEÑAR A MI?? JAJAJAJAJA QUE MAL ESTAS CHAVAL! TOMALO CON CALMA Y VETE PONIENDO A PENSAR LO MAL QUE PUEDES PASARLA POR ANDAR DE HOCICONSITO!

[iacateps]

@MrArazael jajaja!! mira men!! ala altura obviamente no estamos... te falta mucho para alcanzarme en eso creo qe los dos estamos de acuerdo..... i no dice fua!! no seas wei.. si al menos conocieras un poco a metallica, o si miraras lso conciertos, i no solo el video de master of puppets o el nothing else mattters, sabrias qe robert siempre hace ese grito.. o qe el borrachin se lo copeo a robert??? explicame i disculpa mi ignorancia,

[MrArazael]

@iacateps NO ME IMPORTA SI ROBERT TRUJILLO SIEMPRE GRITA SU MAMADA! ENTIENDES, !!??? YA VEO QUE NO! SOLO ME DA MAS RISA QUE TENGO 10 LIKES!! Y ESO ME GUSTA A MI TAMBIEN!! NO SE SI ERES MOCOSO ARDIDO POR ESTA RAZON, VEO QUE TE SIENTES UN MIERDA AHORA!! SIENTETE COMO TU QUIERAS, ME VALE MADRE COMPA! FUCK YOU!

[iacateps]

@MrArazael ooooh prqe??? prqe a el si le dan "like" i ami no.. pero prqe es tan cruel la vida...prqe?? no prfavor.. alguien qe le de like a esto... salvarian mi vida... com ves hermano eso fue sarcasmo, i si no lo sabias,... pues ahora lo sabes... emm i ps la vdd ai cosas mas importantes en la vida qe la internet..(almenos para mi, ia veo qe para ti... la computadora es lo le da sentido a tu vida) ouuuuh fui mui duro???

[MrArazael]

@iacateps que me vas a enseñar tu a mi ?? mocoso! JAJAJAJA POR FAVOR, TU BAILAS EN XVAÑERAS Y BODAS, TU CANAL ESTA ECHO UNA MIERDA...!! JAJAJA CUALQUIERA LO PUEDE VER, CREES QUE POR TENER EN TUS FAVORITOS VIDEOS DE METALLICA TE HACEN SER MALO O RUDO? JAJAJA NO MIJO, PRIMERO TERMINA DE APRENDER A BAILAR BIEN COMO LO PRACTICAS TANTO, (QUE VERGUENZA) Y LUEGO APRENDES A AFINAR UNA GUITARRA, APRENDES A TENER HUEVOS PARA CAGAR EL PALO, Y LUEGO CHINGAS A TU PUTA MADRE JAJAJAJ!!

[iacateps]

@MrArazael ok rechingo ami madre, qe mas??? mi canal?? emm pues ok es mio, desde qe le cambie la contraseña a mi primo... ai pinche pedro ia ves lo qe ocacionas wei!!! jaja!! no lo cambio prqe, ps.. pa qe?? es pura perdida de tiempo... qe se qede asi... se be lindo jaja!! ups!!! m estoi haciendo joto como tu.. jaja!! i sip.. aun soi malo para afinar, gracias a dios aqi tengo mi afinador, no esperen donde esta?? o pr dios, o aqi esta uff.. ia m habia asustado...

[MrArazael]

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[iacateps]

@MrArazael si ia le e dicho qe chingue a su madre.. qe es mi ti... espero i no ande pr aqi.. jajaj!! en vdd.. espero qe no ande pr aqi... i vlogs.. nel hermano io si tengo vida.. jajaj!! i justamente acabo de salir de uno de esos canales los cuales mencionas... jajaja!! son grandiosos, de hecho ai uno sobre DARKS qe te describe exactamente.. jajaj!! te lo recomiendo... ok men m retiro... i no te[reocupes io le digo al pet qe la chingue ok?? duerme tranqilo!!

[iacateps]

i m esta cagando contestarte no por ti.. si no pr el maldito catchap.. odio esto... pero qe mas da... i pr lo qe veo ia te enseñe algo.. m copeaste mis frases men.. jaja!! ui si ia eres rudo.. jajaj!! buena.. almenos tengo mi conciencia tranqila, e aiudado a un poser mas a comprender qe... jaja!! eee m acabo de dar cuenta.. jajaja!!! qe maldito poser eres!!! jajajaja!!!!

[iacateps]

ai dios mio.. qe POSER mas grande tengo al otro lado de esta porqeria.... jajaja!!! si no m visto de negro no soi rockero, demonios... tendre qe pintar mi ropa de negro.. i cuando m baño no soi rockero?? o demonios no m bañara jamas!!! o mejor aun m bañare con ropa!!! jajajja!! ai qe idiota eres en vdd... ahora resulta qe un mocoso como io te enseña lo qe es el rock.. mejor dicho el metal... jaja!!! ia vete a escuchar a tu lady gaga correle!!!

[MrArazael]

@iacateps eh visto a LADY GAGA AHUEVO , EN 2, 3 APERTURAS PARA KISS, !! ASI QUE NO TENGO QUE CORRER...!! UN SALUDO PARA EL MAS MOCOSO Y CABRON ESCUINKLE(OSEA TU)! FI FI FI FI FI!!

[MrArazael]

@iacateps Y LUEGO DESPUES DE TODO ESO, ME DOY CUENTA QUE HAY MUCHOS PENDEJETITOS COM OTU, QUE SE ALTERAN FACILMENTE , NO SUPERAN SUSU TRAUMAS Y CREEN QUE EL INTERNET ES PARA EMPEZAR A PELEAR, ESTAS MAL MOCOSO CAGAD0, DILE A TU NOVIESITA QUE TE LAMBA EL CULO DE MIERDA, Y DESPUES EL CEREBRO POR QUE COMO TIRAS CACA, !! MIERDERO CAGAPALOS!

[iacateps]

@MrArazael ooou espera qe veo en la esqina de mi cuarto... si mira.... no puede ser.. es otro LP i es... o no m jodan.. no puede ser!! si es.. uuuuuuuuu si es, mis ojos no m engañan, es el master of puppets, un poco desgatado per qe mas da, es el master.. i mira gracias a dios mi amigo m regalo un cassete de CONTROL MACHETE!!! artilleria pesada presenta...

[MrArazael]

@iacateps artilleria pesada? DEBERIAS DE PONER TU CASSETE DE CONTROL MACHETE, !!JAJAJAJ YO PONGO A KDC! POR QUE SOY MAS REAL! Y EL LP' COM TE DIGO: PONLO A TOCAR EN EL TORNAMESA DE TU ABUELITO, YO MIENTRAS DISFRUTO DE LOS MIOS EN MI NUEVO TOCADISCOS CON USB! INTEGRADO, CREO QUE NO HAY EN TU MISERABLE LUGAR! JAJAJAJAJ Y DESDE TIJUANA BAJA CALIFAS TE MANDO UN SALUDO CON PALO ASTILLADO METETELO EN EL CULO, Y ASI SENTIRAS AL ESTAR POR ACA' CUANDO LLEVES GUSTO, ! PURO TIJUANERO LOKO, Y MARIHUANO!

[iacateps]

@MrArazael aah i te aconsejo qe compres los conciertos originales ia qe a lars le caga la pirateria, como espero i sepas lo ocurrido con napster... o tambn puedes comprar sus videos pr internet, a 99 cvs pr rola.. claro si no eres tan tonto sabras qe son centavos americanos... i con esto spero i aias qedado satisfecho!!!

[MrArazael]

@iacateps CLARO QUE NO ESTAMOS A LA ''ALTURA'' COM TU DICES, ERES UN MOCOSO!! JAJAJA

LASTIMA QUE NO PUEDO AGRADECER DE TUS CONSEJOS POR QUE SON MAS VARATOS QUE LAS CANCIONES DE METALLICA POR 99CENTAVOS!! JAJAJA YO SOLO COMPRO COSAS QUE VALAGAN LA PENA EN SU COSTO, OSEA SON DEMASCIADAS VARATAS PARA MI, ! TENGO TODOS LOS DISCOS DE METALLICA, DVD'S, DESDE SUS VERSIONES EN CASSETE, (NO LOS CONOCES POR QUE ERES UN MOCOSO CAGADO) LA NOTICIA DE NAPSTER, ES VIEJISIMA HASTA EN TELERISA(TELEVISA)

[iacateps]

@MrArazael guau veo q buscaste en wikipedia la historia de metallica, bn pr ti... m agrada qe tengas iniciativa men.. eso es bueno, i ps la vdd.. no alcanze a conocer los cassete's de metallica, era mi joven, aun no los conocia.. pero gracias a dios.. espera, iap.. ahora mismo tengo en mis manos el famoso KILL EM ALL, pero no cualqiera.. uno en formato LP.. mira se esta deteriorando un poco la imagen, la vdd no.. muerete de la envidia men...

[MrArazael]

@iacateps ENVIDIA?? JAJAJAJAJ ERES POSER! DE QUE SIRVE TENER EL LP' SI NO TIENES UN TOCA DISCOS SEGURAMENTE, O YA SE LO ROBASTE A TU ABUELITO CAGADO COMO TU, ''LA FAMILIA CAGADA'' JAJAJAJA!! YA TERMINATE DE ABRIR A LA MIERDA DE AQUI...!! MOCOSO! 26 AÑOS DE EXPERIENCIA CERTIFICAN MI CHINGONERIA COMO EL MEJOR HOMBRE Y CONOCEDOR DE BUENA MUSICA EN EL PLANETA, TU SIGUE ESCUCHANDO A KORN LIMP BIZKIT (TE HAN DE FACINAR) MIENTRAS YO ESCUCHO A BLACK LABEL SOCIETY Y A PANTERA GRITAR: LIMP BIZKIT SUCKS!