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  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • congratulations you just won the Ugliest Shepard Contest!

  • Jesus - when did Sean Penn get in a motorbike accident?!

  • Laughing so much can't breathe

  • Shepherd, what have they done with your face?

  • Thumbs up if you think this should be a meme!

  • Well played sir.I lol'd hard when I saw Shepards face

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  • WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

  • That is the ugliest shepard ever, so cudos to him, lol

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  • sweet jesus

  • IT'S A ME SHEPARD!

  • He looks like Sean Penn after a car crash

  • Holy crap. Thats FUCKED UP!

  • Oh god! I just fell over lol!!

    was not expecting that.

  • Si !

  • HOLY SHIT, was not expecting that! lol!

  • Miranda: Welcome back, Shepard. Project Lazarus was a success.

    Shepard: This is BULLSHIT!!

  • He looks like a pedophile

  • You sir!!! You are a blight!!!

  • Why would you do something like this....

  • He looks like a deranged serial killer.

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  • lmaooo

  • Miranda is crazy alright...

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  • I almost died.

  • Sean Penn

  • miranda delivered

  • ahahahahhahaha AIDS Shepard hahahahah :D

  • lol

  • He still gets some...

  • i've known this video for a year now and i like to come back to it every month or so just to go OH MY FUCKING GAWWWD when Aids Shepard's face pops up.

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE

  • AIDS Shep

  • that's macabre xD

  • It's Doofy from Scary Movie! XD

  • Every custom shepherd has down syndrome, period

  • @19andoverlol Nah :P Mine is defintly better than the "supossed to be" Shepard.

  • I can't stop laughing... your Shepard saying that...with that face. Awesome lol!

  • This man is a trooper playing all the way through the game with this thing as his character.

  • Worst Shepard Ever

  • My name's Shepard and I'm the ugliest motherfucker in the galaxy! XD

  • Sean Penn??

  • holy fuck dude, my stormach hurts from laughing a lot...

  • This clip is full of win! Demon Sean Penn idd :D

  • It's 1970s porn star Shepard!

  • Tali: "Shepard, what can I do for you?"

    *turns around*

    *Vomit fills helmet*

  • ugly shepard shit

  • Tali - Thank goodness he didn't pick me.

  • Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

    Shepard: Hi, I'm commander shepa-

    Harbinger: AAAAAAARRGGHHH

  • 0:00 - 0:09 - "Okay, cool, Miranda wants to have teh sexy time, but I don't see the big deal..."

    0:10 - "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!"

  • ROFL

  • Poor Mario. He never was himself after the freak accident that resulted in permanent scarring.

  • holy shit he's ugly

  • I hope Harbinger sits on him.

  • Quick Miranda! You'll be safer with me in my engine room from that thing!!

  • isnt this the "Aids shepard"? or is another?

    Looks like Luigie Bellic

  • This form of Shepard looks like an ass combined witha dick

  • OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS SOOOO FUCKING SCARY LOLLLLL

  • Shepard: Illusive man, i assumed we'd be meeting face to face

    Illusive man: A...... necessary, precaution

  • this is the creepiest fuckin thing i've seen all week

  • He looks like Weegee. O.o

  • Miranda: I'm dealing with a...

    Shepard: What? *comes closer to Miranda*

    Miranda: *Grabs flamethrower* BACK!!! BACK I SAY YOU HIDEOUS SPAWN OF SATAN!!! BACK!! BACK!!

  • @Technosaber KILL IT WITH FIRE

  • @Technosaber why would there be a flamethrower in her office?

  • @themonkeymN She's a Cerberus Operative we all know how deadly they are. Commander Shepard walks around with a pistol while on the Normandy. I wouldn't be surprised if Miranda had a flamethrower in her office. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if she had a Cain.

  • @Technosaber LMAOOOOO!!!!! 

  • Aaaawwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa

  • That guy looks like a Latino Terminator O_O

  • I was like, huh whats this video. And then I slammed shut my lap top.

  • Cerberus rebuilt his ass where his face is supposed to be.

  • cerberus put him back together wrong.

  • FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCC

  • BRILLIANT! MOTHER FUCKING BRILLIANT

  • BAHAHA I honestly didn't see that coming :'D I applaud you, sir

  • XD OMFG I'M DYING

  • He's coming closer EVERYONE FUCKING RUN!!

  • They should have hired Garrus to do "the calibrations" on Shepard's face. He would have been thorough. You can count on that.

  • What a Ugly version of Shepard :)

  • Kudos to you for creating this ugly character and playing all the way through the game just to show us this

  • @Cr1msonKing IZZAT MAH DAUGHTER IN 'DERE?!

  • WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE?

  • Renegade Mario? ;p

  • It takes skill to make such ugly characters like yours.

    Congratz.

  • It's Darren Aronofsky!

  • pedo-shepard?

  • This shepherd has a massive rapeface

  • ...but I haven't forgotten about our earlier discussion. I think we're crazy but I haven't forgotten. Assuming... DIRECT CONTROL.

  • Meh, nothing happened. Too bad nothing happened. It would have been the best part of the game.

  • ahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahah­aha

  • fucking hell that took me by suprise

  • He looks like that one drug dealer from Starsky & Hutch

  • Waluigi?

  • So this is what goes on in the minds of horny gamer dudes..... wow.... no wonder you're known for not having lives....... ROFL

  • @YourDarkAccomplice trolololololololololololololol­olol

  • @RizonReason Glad you found it as funny as I did. Unfortunately, it's a bit sad when it's too true....

  • I'm pretty sure i just got rock hard abs from laughing. holy shit! dat face!!!

  • omg the lulz

  • Pedo sheapard i choose you!

  • LMFAO

  • FUCK THAT WAS UGLY!!!!!!

  • God I'm crying from laughing so hard. How the hell could you watch your Shepard as you played? It's like demon Sean Penn.

  • @UntiltheDawnFilm ahahahha yea

  • That Face!!!! Back to the Lap with it! :D

  • YOUR FACE GODAMMIT

  • Oh shit, THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL ! lmao xD

  • DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!

  • HOLY FUCK HE LOOKS LIKE DOM MAZZETI.

    YOU WANNA DANCE WITH DOM MAZZETI?!?! /watch?v=fNn9yoDV_wI

  • 240p to make Shepards face look better.

  • 20 minutes later I'm still laughing my ass off.

  • When I saw that face... IT SCARED DA F**K OUT OF ME...

  • Oh... god...make me unsee it, please...

  • OH MY GOD YOUR CHARACTER LOOKS HILARIOSE LOL HOLY SHIT!!!

  • Ahh, So thats why Wilson tried to kill you.

  • ......Oh my god, I CANT UNSEE IT!

  • Shepard: "The council can kiss my ass"

    Council: "Could be worse..."

  • @dch8j YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • JESUS!, it looks like leatherface cut off shepards face and wore it, INTRUDER!

  • Looks like Sean Penn

  • i.. i don't know what to say anymore.

  • Ph god I am dying of lafter ,can barely type

  • And where oh where are those "pearly whites".

  • Did anybody say "what the fuck?" when they saw Shepard's face? Jeez...

  • ok how much is Cerberus paying Miranda to sleep with your Sheperd?

  • @KingCraze22 XD

  • 0.09 Oh God, Shephard, your ugly is showing !

  • i clicked this cause i thought the thumbnail was michael jackson

  • lol shepard looks like deformed sean penn

  • He looks like a demon possessed Eli Wallach with a little bit of Tim Roth.

  • BARRY CHUCKLE!

  • oh my god dude, thats the creepiest fucking face ever! lol

  • I've still got tears in my eyes from laughing that much :D

  • Press 8 - RAEP FACE

  • L

    O

    L

  • LOL'd so hard

  • DAT SHEPARD

  • The cost of this project is astronomical. Over 4 credits so far.

  • @oCMobMaybe lol'd so hard after seeing this guys face.

  • Mass Effect 3:

    - Reaper Invasion begins

    - Reapers see Shepard's ugly face

    - Reapers: "Back to dark space FUCKKKK RETREAT!!!!"

  • Shepherd: Illusive man i assumed we'd be meeting face to face

    Illusive man: A.....necessary precaution

  • @wilkd05 XD XD XD

  • AAAAAAAAAAAHHH THAT FACE

  • "Whats wrong with your, FACE!!!"

  • Ну и рожа xD

  • Assuming Control

  • L.M.A.O I really tried not to laugh but this was obviously to damn funny not to

  • He looks like the bastard child of a radioactive zombie and Sean Penn.

  • @WalleWildberrie best comment ever :} i lol for the longest time on that one

  • Got me lol

  • Lol your shepard looks like a zombie Italian mobster

  • Oh dear god, his FACE! HIS FAAAAAACE! HE LOOKS LIKE A SERIAL RAPIST/PORN ACTOR!

  • ManBearPig?

    

  • Sean Penn in mass effect? o.O

  • Bitch deserves aids after what she done to you! 

  • Assuming dire-- HOLY SHIT, I'M OUTTA HERE, YOU GUYS CAN DEAL WITH COMMANDER GUIDO!!!

  • omg, that looks like ... oh god... i can't even say it... HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO

  • oh my god, my sides hurt so fucking bad from laughter

  • D:

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  • OHH MAH GOOD KILL IT JUST KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • Miranda: *takes off Shepards helmet* Damn... you are one... ugly.... MOTHE----

    Shepard: >.< RAAAH... MOTHERFUCKER!!! *chokes Miranda*

  • Im Commander Shepard and I am the ugliest motherfucker in the galaxy...

  • KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  • liked for the description

  • holy shit....wasn't expecting that LMAO

  • XD

  • HOLY MOTHER LORD OR GOD!! HIDE!!!

  • ...she has VERY low standards...

  • Shit, it's Freddy Krueger! :D

  • Fredo Corleone as Shepard?

  • AHAHA I LOVE THE TAGS Filthy Space Whore xDDD

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