Me on 3 (ABC3) - Patrick Alexander

[misszaraharris1]

This one is the best I've seen

[HassaniSabbahX]

When the 3 appears, is that music from Twin Peaks?

[MrJonafriend]

Need...more...stupid web comics!

[gleemilo123]

mhm i like kayne and amberly

[fumpingo]

oh god i love patrick alexander! Dude needs to get a tv show!

[AlucardFanboy8745]

Why the hell did they choose those other people, this guy is so much better.

[gaspump]

Eegra for life. MORE UPDATES PLZ

Man, every time I see that face when he gasps I lose it...

[richsc21]

Having fruit moved at me has been the highlight of my day.

[Protector0ne]

Shameless abuse of your brilliant Sonic the Hedgehog character! Do not condone! Can you spend more than 10 seconds on writing the script for his next appearance? Great, k, tnx.

[JeffJohansson]

WHAT THE SHITTING SHIT DID I JUST SHITTING WATCH OH GOD MY EYES

I love you, Patrick.

[afrox]

AAAH! MY CHILDHOOD! (once I grew out of pink chickens I grew into Raymond person)

Love Patrick Alexander! One of the more awesome Aussies to be famous

[skraddypoo]

I would get a digital set top box just to watch his show. Give this man a show.

[sherbunlulz]

treeeeee

[nintyfan1]

Patrick's Crecente is one of my favorite characters ever.

[theroboticrobot]

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[TheHelldragon]

This video is like a great ocean.  IT'S GREAT! AH HA HA HA HA!

[DeVriez]

So much better than Elliot Spencer imo

[NumberVIIIAxel]

forgive me if I'm being amazingly stupid, but is Patrick Alexander Brian Crecente? They look so similar and have the same mannerisms...

[strong414bad]

yes and no

brian crecente is a real dude, but patrick alexander is doing an impression of him

[DoubleTuna]

WE GOT A FUCKING GENIUS HERE

[NinjaConsultant06]

Oh, woe. You would have frightened *many* children.

[CaptainFaraday]

I know, it would have been AWESOME

[NCatfish]

winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin­.

Seriously, best video I've seen all day.

And it has the approval of Brian Crecente!

[xXBeastOfBurdenXx]

This must have been rigged. I didn't see any of the other contestant's videos, but this is simply the greatest film to arise since Casablanca, or even Napoleon Dynamite.

[nomoremaybes]

I totally just mega lol'd.

[TorinVlietstra]

Patrick, you almost have more views on this video than the actual ABC3 video you are responding to. .

[zenrgy]

Did I just hear some fucking twin peaks music?

[EssThree]

I tell you what, the fools that actually get the job better damn well be the most amazing act EVER.

[hackflip2]

god i love you

[KikiDaiso]

Conclusive proof that yes, you are a brilliant madman!

I think they just don't like the "mad" bit :D

[leydensjar]

Brilliant. Possible turn offs, though: suggesting to shove clocks inside children; and the nipples.

Mine was better, too.

[leydensjar]

Just to forestall anyone else: I really am impressed by the video.

[AFilthyIbis]

o. i think you would have made grate host.

it is a shame. Out of vague interest, Is this the real Patrick  or some robot/zombie impostor?

[raythine]

Yes, you may conclude by moving some fruit at me.

[matt606]

You are better than other people Patrick, you just need to update the site more than once a month.

[SobmicSSBB]

I'll gladly accept that fruit you were moving at me.

[KitsuneDragonRA]

A banana and kiwi... That seems almost sexual.

[Doofwienix]

He shouldnt become the new presenter, he should become the prophet for a new religion.

FOLLOW ALEXANDER!

[LimeStuuu]

See? This -- THIS -- is the exact reason why I don't like the ABC. Why wouldn't you allow this fine man on our TVs? No one else looks that good in a vest. Or unbuttoned white shirt.

[Rathdei]

THREEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[SuperStingray]

I couldn't stop laughing. If ABC3 doesn't pick it up, then you should totally make a webseries or something!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!­!

[moogsi]

This is eminently exceptional.

[FlipyapYapflip]

That was amazing.

I'm a big fan of Brian Crecente and would gladly pay his weight in garlic for more videos starring that fruit-moving beauty.

[agg4000]

....3

[Spunjji]

HOW DID YOU NOT WIN

[Ralphomon]

Oh my god, that is unstoppably amazing. Excellent Sonic and Twin Peaks and Brian Crecente action.

[rebroff]

Patrick, when you said clock it really sounded like cock.

[FadyFTJ]

You know, I think he already knew that and did it on purpose :|

[DarkHarpuia]

YES. I LOVE THIS!

[soyvoyage]

Oh wow. I can tell you right now that I could exclusively watch ABC3 all day if you win, and not at all otherwise.

If there is any justice in the world, you are probably receiving favours of a sexual nature from a unicorn right now.

[ginerrdean]

Patrick I love you more than words can say.

[frostytheaussie]

who was shoe?

[silmitsisinuga]

Where is that piano melody from? I know I've heard it before, yet I can't place it for the life of me.

[DoubleTuna]

You mean music from around 1:15?,

it kinda reminds me the music they used in Twin Peaks

[zpxlng]

I put music credits in the info down the side; why does no-one ever read the info?

[silmitsisinuga]

I always read the info... yet in this case, I didn't.

Capsule, yes of course! Thanks, Patrick!

[zaxxoid]

Because we live in a cruel unjust world where machine men with machine minds block out the emotion in peoples hearts to further feed what we ironically call "progress".

Yet still I support the conservative party.

[pierrickppg]

looooves it

[TheAngryMon]

What eskimobob said.

SWEDISH TV NAO!!! D: <3

[TTSSATTSR]

Today I ate poison :C

[eskimobob002]

people these days, they have no taste in original and amusing television! all they want is their Days of our Lives and their How I Met Your Mother and their... *mumbles something about a pineapple*

I WANT THIS ON SWEDISH TELEVISION; MAKE IT HAPPEN, ALEXANDER.

[JaceNintendoNerd]

The best video on Youtube.

[chabelardo]

Epic.

More Crecente please!