Daniel Plainview Tries Out New Careers

[justyn87]

Fantastic!

[jordanslannan]

Nice one man haha :50-55 was priceless

[kevlonk]

YOUTUBE COMMENTATOR

"I must say that this video was refreshing in that it wasn't pure and utter garbage like the other filth on this website purveyed by all the other halfwit bastards out there. And unlike some, you can do a half-decent impression, so for that, I WON'T spit in your face."

Well done! I hurt myself laughing at this vid.

[Empirical1980]

Get yourself an agent amigo. Your gonna be star.

[digink]

ahahah god damn this is fucking perfect.

[nasbster915]

this is incredible!!!!!! amazing this video should have 1,000,000 views

[56FiftySix]

Thanks. Everyone in America seems to have moved out, but I simply cannot get Daniel Plainview's voice out of my head.

[oldchilltortoise]

rofl pure genious. your stand up is good too. just need better venues where the audience isnt full of cockshiners.

[AsaiMoonsault]

How'd you know I haven't been flossing?! I'll get right on that! Sorry!

[mcwadezissou1]

classic my friend, classic.

[colon1234567890]

this is just hilarious.

[mcdonoughmatthewr]

WE don't any of those damned american flag ROCKET pops cuz they piss me right the hell off.

[Vorhias]

Greatest Ice Cream man in all of Christendom. XD