Having listened now to this version and the longer, slower version, a few times each, I think this song is fcuk'n Sick and could be popular at the faster speed, which I feel makes it more badass.
the ball sack refference (not that im gay Because im not) was f ing funny because it was unnexpected i diddnt even think that he would have that in there
one of my favorite songs... and it was featured on a documentary called "League of Ordinary Gentlemen" it was played during the final bit of the show plus the credits...
a smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads 2 a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 a fuck.right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this on 5 vids in 15 mins, your safe
this is acualy one of his better songs, i mean its mot his best by a long shot but he definatly has ones that are worse also it makes up for lack of funny with how awsome and chechy it is.
Not his best song, but very funny. Opie and Anthony probably din't know what to say so they responded the way that was most natural. Opie and Anthony hav ebecome what they don't like
i love this song and how many times i whould watch a day is like 5-10
nibman3 2 weeks ago
CLICK on the blue "rockinray39",below, for the GRAB YOUR BALLS WERE GOIN song !
rockinray39 1 month ago
Sounds like that Tenaciousness D Song..
VideosOfTheRandom 6 months ago
Honestly, it’s kinda impressive that despite how catchy it is this is his worst song!
PhysPhil2 7 months ago
favorite song
21691Chris 7 months ago
I dont get why Opie and Anthony wouldn't like this song, it's fucking great xD One of my favorite Lynch songs.
Sparky61390 7 months ago 2
if only there were a way to skip right to the song, it starts at exactly 1:20
duke0fvandals 8 months ago
Having listened now to this version and the longer, slower version, a few times each, I think this song is fcuk'n Sick and could be popular at the faster speed, which I feel makes it more badass.
Preach on, Steven! Keep the good stuff coming,
adamjanusz 8 months ago
the ball sack refference (not that im gay Because im not) was f ing funny because it was unnexpected i diddnt even think that he would have that in there
jeremeymcdude 8 months ago
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The dislike bar on this song is like Justin Bieber's penis; It's tiny, and only grows when assholes touch it
benbunny1 8 months ago
5 couldnt beat the Almighty Malachi, The Professional Bowling God
TarRinion 9 months ago 3
found all these songs on pandora :D so funny lol
budlight963 9 months ago 3
apparently i'm not the only one who thinks this song is pretty fuckin awesome!
ultraviolence000 9 months ago
as far as titles go, Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God, is pretty effing epic.
TheGigersoul 10 months ago 2
5 people were hit with a bowling ball and died and didnt get their 72 virgins
midwestechnine 11 months ago
MY NAME IS SATAN!!!
guitars1331 11 months ago
EPIC
hellspriest 1 year ago
this song is one of his best. can't forget it as hard as you try!
samaralid 1 year ago
this song is one of his best. can't forget it as hard as you try!!
samaralid 1 year ago
That was awesome!
not bad!
mattmattduck 1 year ago
5 ppl are like malicy
TheGeneralBurn 1 year ago
guess 5 peeps broke theyre leg while bowling.....
ThePianolover93 1 year ago
BEST song ever. o.o How dare no one laugh at this song when he played it before. xD
ICPmaniac2k10 1 year ago 2
Sounds like the dude from Live.
amorical 1 year ago
i need the tabs for this song can anybody help
ridefox33 1 year ago
one of my favorite songs... and it was featured on a documentary called "League of Ordinary Gentlemen" it was played during the final bit of the show plus the credits...
darthbdogg1 1 year ago
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How sex starts!!!
a smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads 2 a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 a fuck.right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this on 5 vids in 15 mins, your safe
damodred11 1 year ago
This is one of his most sensless songs, but definetly the best sensless song i've ever heard. STEPHEN ROCKS!!!!
MM2Ghost 1 year ago 4
DRUUUUUNK TANK!!!!!!!!!!!
wolfdarcia 1 year ago
This is funny why didn't people like it before?? How could anyone hate this AWESOME song???
sexybigmamma1 1 year ago
not only can he tell jokes while singing, he can rock his ass off while doing it!
ZakeirSnake 1 year ago 2
Hee hee
InternalAwesomeness 1 year ago
i also like how even thow he hates the song he still gets into it and plays it good so that the fans can enjoy it.
PerinorAS 2 years ago 7
this is acualy one of his better songs, i mean its mot his best by a long shot but he definatly has ones that are worse also it makes up for lack of funny with how awsome and chechy it is.
PerinorAS 2 years ago
That was pretty kick ass actually.
mrx0066600 2 years ago 8
kiss those fucking pins good bye lol
rapidfireonthetarget 2 years ago 6
how can he hate the gold he wrote?
themachine43 2 years ago 5
Not his best song, but very funny. Opie and Anthony probably din't know what to say so they responded the way that was most natural. Opie and Anthony hav ebecome what they don't like
CoolCat00001 2 years ago
I don't know why he hates this song. It's one of my favorites.
pyrix 2 years ago 3
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this song is stupid
SuperIpp 2 years ago
I don't see why he hates this song so much. I think it's decent...
Rasenshuriken90 2 years ago 4
haha why whold you not like this song
wowandmeatal 2 years ago 4
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i wounder when hes going to right a serious song i have high exoaecttaions :D
samjones3492 2 years ago
i watched him live and i couldnt stop laughing through the whole show. keep on going stephan lynch!
Kreazel909 2 years ago 13
Oh at first I thought it was about woman's basketball *I predict some thumbs downs*
ScubaX29 2 years ago 133
hahaha that would have been hilarious.
XD
Kreazel909 2 years ago 4
nope, you get ten thumbs up....
*grows ten thumbs and points them in the vertical direction*
Tyler2142pwnsall 2 years ago 7
How odd, you now have like, 27 thumb UPS
pyrix 2 years ago
Lol yeah. I didn't know that there were so many people who doesn't like woman's basketball. xD
ScubaX29 2 years ago
@ScubaX29 and yet you have 38 up lol
gehtomacgyver 1 year ago
@ScubaX29 prediction fail?
wlbeachboy72 1 year ago
@wlbeachboy72 Yeah, I guess I'm not psychic. lol
ScubaX29 1 year ago
hahahahahaa
baybayrosa 2 years ago 3
lol come on fuckers pick a lane
xxEmoPancakeBabyxx 2 years ago 11
This song is pretty awesome
hova65 2 years ago 5
haha.
come on fuckers... pick a lane!
boycandanyell 2 years ago 8
One more reason bowling should be in the Olympics! Like Curling
homemoviescolorado 2 years ago 9
it really good it a suprise he hates it
hayden31295 2 years ago 3
this song actually sounds good if it wasn't a joke song
mickealduplessis 2 years ago 7
XD "i have a ball thats big and black, i keep it in my favourite ballsack!" thats epic xD
Ritz777Frosty 2 years ago 7
what about "as I finger every hole" ? :D
JSDominos 2 years ago 5
this song not even bad i like it
afrothunder320 2 years ago 12
I have no idea why he hates this song so much. i will admit that its not his best but its still good.
chevelle1258 2 years ago 12
everyone has a few stinkers, but this is the only one of his that i know of lol
supernick11 2 years ago 4
At least he knows it is bad haha. It sounds like he really hates singing it.
darksean99 2 years ago 6
this just shows how talented he is. awesome song
scootbp93 2 years ago 8
yeah this is one of my favorites of Stephen, may not be super funny, but uts still an awesome song.
TheDarkWolf121 2 years ago 9
this song isnt that funny but i love it its more like an acctuall song lol
leviathin21sm 3 years ago 4
Hawt.
godlikepiro 3 years ago
i havent heard 1 stephen lynch song that was bad
Spiderivian707 3 years ago 101
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Not his, but still awesome.
ESTritoch 3 years ago
Except it IS his.
beranzo 3 years ago 6
WHY WOULDNT IT BE HIS!!! it makes us laugh and is totally random!!! XD this song is awesome! any 1 got lyrics?
neji358vision 3 years ago 3
AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PhantomOfTheKnight 3 years ago 8
UNREAL!!!
Soliloquy657 3 years ago 5