"As far as I'm concerned, those things on your chest might as well be ears...HELLO!!" ahhaha, too many awesome quotes to list, but that ones prolly my fave
jim has forseen the future where all gays push their gayness onto others and if you don't follow you are a new kind of a racist! 2011. LOL good job Jim
A mere hint at being against the culture of hyper-political correctness = attack from someone else is what he was saying. you've just confirmed what he was saying by attacking him.
And you retort by stereotyping back, which is what you just did "read more than the bible". see the hypocrisy your flaunting?
@wisers001 or, he has seen the future where most gays -obviously- don't act like this even though some people [ ] think they do which makes this clip hilarious but sad.
Attention whore xD
EddieJacobsson 2 weeks ago
This the forerunner to the only gay in the village
NubianLife4Me 2 weeks ago
Who's the black gay guy?
TimmyTheRapper 2 weeks ago
whoa wait so ace ventura is a mix between this guy firemarshall bill and all his crazy personalitys lol
JJoesphD3 3 weeks ago
Plotting a hostile takeover is another thing.
CHSGUY2013 3 weeks ago
things on your chest are ears helllooooooo hahhahah
freemanintheworld 3 weeks ago
I wanna look a tits and yell hellllllllllloooooooooooooo
saintangerinc 3 weeks ago
Are you gay?
sacrifice194 3 weeks ago
Ace Ventura?
KoH4711 4 weeks ago
billiant XD
CRhetoric1 1 month ago
So this is how " little Britain " came from. Jim has not changed his routine since
TheBargar 1 month ago
"As far as I'm concerned, those things on your chest might as well be ears...HELLO!!" ahhaha, too many awesome quotes to list, but that ones prolly my fave
SM4UGSL4Y3R 1 month ago 2
Its like he took this and brought it to ACE VENTURA
1:14
grn100cash 1 month ago
WTF
Avdheshmistry 1 month ago
"Aaaaaaaaaaaare you gay?" I love his facial expressions.
funkalicious2907 1 month ago 2
are you gay xD
puroKshaniia 1 month ago
If I was a dude, id go gay for Jim carrey.
sedwaykid 1 month ago
DUDE AT 1:20-1:29 BEHIND SHAWN LOOK LIKE DRAKE LOL
librastar88 1 month ago
Still Not as Gay as Twilight!
XameteCorporation 2 months ago 6
He is fuckin' awesome.... lol
geHkama11 2 months ago
I got here from another video.
allermann1 2 months ago
Oh wow, if you click on the CC and make it red and then select "Transcribe Audio" it makes it into two funny vids rolled into one! Lulz...
Kalashnikitty 2 months ago 2
@Kalashnikitty
That is why I draw the line happy zombie
and some people are sold quite a sight
FreekinEkin2 2 months ago
"We'll be right over." "Fine. I'll be outside."
That cab service must be the shit, he didnt even give an address
gexmaximus 2 months ago
Alrighty then. - I think this is his catchphrase, I know I've heard him say it in some of his films.
Angeldust271 2 months ago
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You can laugh all day, LOL :)
dmitrit81 2 months ago
The guy on the phone sounded like Mel Brooks.
katchison045 2 months ago
I'm gay, and this video pleases my homosexual palate!
blaisems 2 months ago
I like Jim Carrey but this is mediocre.
furryfan87243 2 months ago
He's so Ace Ventura in this clip
agcarper 2 months ago
How can someone walk forward teeth first....amazing....
grendelee 2 months ago 4
LOL Jim Carrey is amazing XD
PunksOfNature 2 months ago
ROFL
CONKER17 2 months ago
This is exactly what's happening in today's society...
JoQusary 3 months ago 7
D.. Diet soda? He just poured him a normal Coke!
KasHCubeD 3 months ago
not funny
cageybee777 3 months ago
Fucking funny
t71692 3 months ago
Homos, there is a cure.
tulp35000 3 months ago
Love how he gives him regular coke then diet coke
JFORS869 3 months ago
that really pleases my homosexual palate!
RICHARDO7100 3 months ago 94
jim has forseen the future where all gays push their gayness onto others and if you don't follow you are a new kind of a racist! 2011. LOL good job Jim
wisers001 3 months ago 7
@wisers001 it's called satire. you should read more than the bible
PerpetualMotion3 3 months ago
@PerpetualMotion3 - i have never read the bible - pillow chomper. I however know the natural selection of the mating process for mankimd
wisers001 3 months ago
@PerpetualMotion3
A mere hint at being against the culture of hyper-political correctness = attack from someone else is what he was saying. you've just confirmed what he was saying by attacking him.
And you retort by stereotyping back, which is what you just did "read more than the bible". see the hypocrisy your flaunting?
YeTenuousUmbrae 3 months ago
@wisers001 I so fucjkin agree with you. U can apply your words by replacing gayness with religion and racist with atheist.
tulp35000 3 months ago 3
@tulp35000
you DO realize that atheism IS NOT a religion?
hryhthbrfthrh 3 months ago
@hryhthbrfthrh Yeah, and religion is weak people way of running away from problems.
tulp35000 3 months ago
@wisers001 or, he has seen the future where most gays -obviously- don't act like this even though some people [ ] think they do which makes this clip hilarious but sad.
luf4rall 1 month ago
alrighty then
Nowheremovies 3 months ago
A little diet soda for the man who likes men. Jim Carrey reaaally suits being Gay :L
TheHHAddict 3 months ago
Hi.....I'm Gay XD
SR71ABCD 4 months ago 89
@SR71ABCD OMG THAT'S GAY.
2Fat2Furi0us 2 months ago
@SR71ABCD lol
Superman2011ful 1 month ago 6
@SR71ABCD sucks to be u lol
deenman23 1 month ago
@SR71ABCD OKAY!
RedBird1997 1 month ago
lol
hotcat86 4 months ago
@Emin3msgirl96 But who's ZERO? 0_0........
UltimasIsland 5 months ago