How to Open a Banana - Scientifically proven!

[beetlem7lovsbieber]

you open the banana from the bottom so the top doesn't get squishy. You don't even eat the bottom anyway!!!

[DaltonsUploads]

thats not how you open a banana the proper way is to open from the bottom which is actually the top by gently squeezing it and it splits right open, ever had problems opening from the stem? thats because your not supposed to open from right there

[TheXand123]

Who put's a banana in a fridge???

[puffsters269]

the only time its easy to open it from the stem is when the banana is overly ripe... as in starting to rot..

[caroegc]

You're meant to open it from the bottom, actually.

[MrGamerfreak31]

amazing



[ArranS96]

WHY IS IT GREEN!? Lol

[ccabrera221]

Banana's grow in the ground dumbasses, patatoes and watermelon grow on a tree

[mmiicc0]

What the fuck, everybody knows how to open a fucking banana. (Love how my computer doesn't say fuck is spelt wrong) Because it's "Scientifically Proven" duh. Idiots.

[0OoXxASHLEYxXoO0]

This is stupid af

[wublez]

I open my banannas the other way, lol.

[TheFPSTurtle]

THE HANDLE IS THERE FOR A REASON BUT THE REASON IS THAT IT ATTACHES THE BANANAS TOGETHER RETARDS!!

[bruceybonus999]

that banana had syphilis

[oHKCOLEo]

gross looking banana

[richmancool]

SCREW YOU DUMBASS FUCKFACE

[asdfghjkl34101]

Your a fag

[SHiR8]

A banana opens from the bottom by pinching it and then you can open it up in one move instead of the idiot way which requires 4 moves, that is if the stem doesn't break or doesn't open in the first place.

Again, this clip shows how NOT to open a banana, that's also why iy has so many dislikes. In short, a monkey is smarter than you...

[SHiR8]

Only an idiot would open a banana this way and only an idiot would put bananas in the fridge.

There's no "reason" why the stem is there, that would imply intelligent design and bananas like everything else on earth have evolved. And the way they've evolved is for animals to get to the fruit as easy as possible that way spreading their seeds the most efficient way possible.

[MrGenepayne]

your right mate

[LuisCaicedo]

I don't know why i'm watching how to peel bananas... this is the 5th video I watched and i don't like them

[walkonproductions1]

this is NOT the right way

[simpaticoman]

My banana does the spilt ... Juanita banana, from tth top to the bottom, from bottom to the top, ... Juanita banana, lalala, lalalala

[lemonsnickers1]

??? i dont know what you're trying to convey =\

[markythemurloc]

PRO!

[Eletromanisme]

i just eat the skin as well to it save time.

[Mandi1o1]

You had to cut the top first, there is no way you could open a banana so effortlessly, and there is a brown line (cut) right where it split open...

[briangore1990]

I'm pretty sure the only thing i care about is getting my potassium.

[xboredBITCH]

I just clicked this because the banana's so green.

[DoktorBrain]

@xboredBITCH Me too! It's really green...

[WadaZable]

Do u come from denmark (i do)?

[hollaythevampgurl123]

Wrong. About 99.9 percent of the time, if you open it like that, it's all mushy and gross. :)

[PruneyTV]

@hollaythevampgurl123 What the hell kind of bananas do you eat?

[gschjetne]

Creationists believe the stem is a handle created by God for man to peel bananas with.

Of course monkeys and scientists agree; the stem is for attaching the banana to the tree. Get it right, peel from the top!

[jonybrown]

Show me how u lick the banana.,

[rds33b]

I agree. That is why we rule the world and monkeys don't. Most of them still just chew through the side. Dummies.

[NinjaOnANinja]

You did it wrong. And how is that a joke? Also, Banana community was always at war.

[pinxieanime]

I know a better and more effective way how to open a banana :P

[ApollonApostle]

I always open a banana this way, but I'm going to start opening it like a monkey from the bottom because I think it's cooler and it looks better when you do it.

[maxieornot]

thats actually how i open a banana

[Idunsk1]

my life is complete now. thank you.

[kokokuku123]

Sorry, but this video is wrong !!! You open a banana like my wife. And ... she is blond. :)

[FluffyBalls009]

@kokokuku123 And what are you brawn? Spell blonde correctly next time, unless your the wife, and i know i spelled brown wrong on purpose :)

[Epicburnout]

IT WRONG OPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randomsha5211]

The handle is there so it can stay in bunches on trees I like to open it like a monkey

[ThumoraM2us]

now, i wanna eat a bananna :[

[PiromancerFreak]

epic fail

[TeutonTwin]

Bravo, Just because monkeys are not as nimble with their hands as we are, means that we are meant to find better ways. After all, when we have disagreements about how to open bananas does not mean we fling poop at each other.

/ducks

[wobalizi]

WHAT IS THIS TRACK AND WHERE CAN I FIND IT now dammit

[XxBNycThASk8RxX]

Lmfaoo "Handle"

[Peelzor]

The stem (not handle) is there so the banana doesn't fall down from the tree.. And that was a fucking dumb joke.

[c1SGYotsuda]

Ok...when I'm hungry and wanna eat a banana I really don't care if I open it the "correct" way or not. I'm freaking hungry! So I find these video's funny but a little pointless ha ha ha

[jpozenel]

Absolutely the wrong way to peel a banana!

[CherryPieProds]

phail

[TutorialsForYou19]

Why would I listen to a guy who keeps his bananas in the fridge? By the way, nothing scientific about this. I would be interested if someone could apply the scientific method to peeling a banana.

[xiaoli26]

YOU'RE PERFECTLY.................(dru­ms).............

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

i'll show you how to peel a banana IN THE CORRECT WAY when I have my WMM downloaded...before March 26...just wait.... *stares at Ogrim88*

you are stupid...ZEROOtheHEROO ish right~

[ZER00theHER00]

your stupid

[LordWizardy]

Its called Handle because you are supposed to hold it with hand while you eat banana the right way.

[gimmemoremusic]

So right.

[physoo]

Why would I listen to a guy who keeps his bananas in the fridge? By the way, nothing scientific about this. I would be interested if someone could apply the scientific method to peeling a banana.

[sensishooter]

@physoo

Keeping bananas or any fruit for that matter in the fridge will keep them from going bad longer than if they were just sitting out at room temp.

You have a brain use it.

[GGfpc]

it also makes your bananas black

[tig562]

wrong end einstien

[krzysteo]

"a lack of proper banana instrucion videos" lol :D

the handle is for keeping, not for opening :P upside down :P

[ScreamWorksAQ]

roflmao

[Gothlov16]

Your Banana Is Smexy ♥

[Bruteciao117]

seriously? are were really discussing this guys?

[CristianApostol]

it's called a stem not a handle and it's there to attach the banana to the tree

[FilledCircle]

the only reason you pinch the bottom is to not bruise the banana

[gungabruce]

oh wow, you can open a banana! so what!

[felixjetgo]

umm... i didnt get it?

[pinklovingirl]

you're doing it wrong

thats all there is to it

[qwertyuiopz123]

lmao

[TheIkidsEde]

YOU WOKE THE WRONG DOG

[colomblanco]

Nobody seems to get that it's a joke.

[Ogrim88]

There is to much hate in the banana community :)

[Mimerz02]

lmfaoo I laughed for a solid 10 seconds at this comment :)

[G0dF0ther]

@Ogrim88 you dont joke about bananas.

[KeithAGass]

you totally pre cut that

[pablovirus]

that was worse than those "Bible proved scientifically" Christian videos.

[xxMySweet666xx]

Wtf is the big deal about opening bananas??? as long as you open it and fucking eat the thing instead of arguing bout "how it should be done". you'd starve to death by the time you contemplate if there's a right way to open a piece of fruit or not!!

[FluffyBalls009]

@xxMySweet666xx Monkeys been opening bannas there whole life so i beg to differ.

[basherbat]

@xxMySweet666xx or u could jyst have an apple

[mrwho995]

@xxMySweet666xx

It's a joke.

[9499295]

this video sucks. first of all there is not exactly a right way, as long u get it open. BUT if there was a right and wrong way, this would be WRONG. the stem is there so it can hang from a tree. look at how monkeys open it? and they're monkeys, they have a special love for bananas. xD this comment is way too long

[allyssalewis]

You cut that handle before you did this video! Bananas are harder to open. The bottom is the RIGHT way to open it

[SynestheticSoul]

Bananas are never that easy to open from the stem.

[Vinatm]

why are you calling it a handle? Its a stem

Do you call the stem of an apple a handle?

[TenHanded]

The handle is there so it can hang from the tree

[rollercoasterfweak]

dude... you open it the other way to use the handle as a grip. It comes in handy when near the bottom using the handle as something to hold onto.

[HoorayForPineapples]

But couldn't you just flip your banana over?