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  • My dad used to have his ringtone to the 'mum me biscuits fallen in me brew' :)

  • BASTAAAAARD! BUUUURNING ME FINGEEEER!

  • northern bloke rapping fast, /watch?v=agME2fDR00g

  • this was funny at the time now i cant belive i laughed at this its jsut not funny anymore

  • LEGEND 

  • Thumbs up if you want to see another series of Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere

  • LEGEND!

  • I'm not joking. I watch a lot of stand up comedy and this probably the funniest bit of any stand up I've ever seen. I'm laughing in tears every time I watch this.

  • ONE M00:00RE TIME!!!!!!

  • @icemagz no

  • @lewislufc15 wht you dont like peter kay?

  • @icemagz love him, but thats what you put on songs

  • @lewislufc15 so? its not the law is it

  • 178 people use one dips xD

  • ha ha hobnobs FTW

  • haha AGAIN AGAIN FUCKING DO IT AGAIN :)

  • what language is this?

  • @oJKBo lol

  • they're cocky they don't even fit in to your cup LOL

  • "FUCKIN' ONE-DIPS" hahahahahah

  • i just had a rich tea and a brew, i didn't break and i got two dips

  • nar tha's a biscuit fer dippin

  • I should be revising...

  • 'Ob 'nob's are like the Marines of the biscuit world". LMFAO :') 

  • I don't understand what going on, but I like it, he's moving around a lot and people are laughing.

  • haha the 'fake burberry first choice for chavs shirt' at the end

  • All that Geraldine shit has ruined him now as so many have forgotten that he's actually a great stand-up comedian.

  • i love peter kay :D

  • 147 people have not witnessed the heartbreaking moment of dropping your biscuit in your fucking tea.

  • fat northen twat

  • @chucklepants69 fuck off you he has made a livin off comedy and all yuve done is sit in yur underwear critcising peoples videos and watchin porn

  • @gangstajellybean Basically what your doing? Oh yeah learn to spell. "yur"= Your.

  • @Lawleyth2006

    *You're.

    If you're going to be a pedant, then at least don't be a hypocrite.

  • @whatever6047 No its "Your" since you're talking about his underwear which is in his possession, so i was correct.

  • @Lawleyth2006

    You wrote "basically what your doing". So you are talking about his 'doing' as a possessive article...? Makes no sense. What you meant is "what you are doing", in which case 'you are' becomes 'you're'.

    So no, you're not correct.

  • @whatever6047 I like how you've changed which sentence we are talking about just so you don't lose an argument.

    Smart move.

  • @Lawleyth2006

    Eh!? You're the one who did that, mentioning something about underpants; what the fuck else did you think I was talking about, you moron? :D Obviously I meant the sentence where you were being a hypocrite correcting somebody's spelling of "your" and then making a similar error yourself.

    Jesus Christ, how the fuck did I get into an argument with such a cretin.

  • I love the bit where he says "did you ever dip your bicuit in your tea and it breaks"

    Classic, how does he think them up ? I was bereft of ribs.......2 hankerchiefs to dry my eyes...sides hurting 2 days later. Should be made a national treasure......and feckin' buried !!!!

  • This fat bastard is about as funny as a kid being knocked over in a Tesco carpark on a wet tuesday afternoon in scunthorp !!

  • @supersesqui wow that comment was not funny get back to watching your shit taste in comedy you dull fuck

  • @BackInAGiffy

    Wow ! your comment on my comment was not funny, get back to watching YOUR shit taste in comedy.....you duller fuck !..(your go now ....LOL .... so try to be more constructive, such as a few insults in a foreigh language or you could make reference to my ancestral heritage. Make it a bit more interesting. Cos obviously at 20 you have a great experience in the matters of comedy, wit, education, travel and life in general )

  • @supersesqui im not some smart arse like you, who thinks there funny and share your god awful wit over the internet.

    and its quite pathetic you have to mention my age what's the matter have you wasted your life and are you jealous of me being young, whatever the case bugger off if you don't like Peter Kay don't watch Peter Kay

  • @BackInAGiffy

    At least we agree on one thing......you are NOT a smart arse. (nor will you ever be)

    By the way....look up the difference between 'Their and There' as it makes reading your insults easier.

    Being a nice guy......I will not hold your inexperience against you.

    I shall watch what I wish and comment as I see fit...as I think you are free to.......but please try to add a bit of interest in your personal insults to people that you dont know.... who are your elders and betters.

  • @supersesqui hmm more attempted smart arse comments that don't work, why do you even bother i mean FS you think Stewart Francis is funny LMFAO there's nothing more to say

  • i came here because im having tea and biscuits right now. it feels awful. once i pulled up my sleeve and shoved my arm into the tea to retreive the biscuit :L

  • MOM GET A SPOOOOOON!

  • I'm seeing Peter in Manchester in October :D Cant wait!!!

  • dont get it

  • @stuartcrowder1 whats not to get

  • why does he insist on dressing as a woman all the time now?

  • I'm dunking a ginger nut, it WILL NOT break off

  • English as FUCK

  • What about when you were younger and things were a bit different eh? There were different programmes on TV and we ate different food eh?

  • Remember this, do you? Remember this, do you? I will now recount a tale from my life and hopefully you will be able to draw parallels with it.

  • Dumbass probably cos this footage is from 03/04 that's why

  • Peter Kay: living off the same material since 2003.

  • Whatever is said about Peter Kay, he is nowhere and I mean NOWHERE as bad as James Corden

  • Why do people always comment on what the comedians said! we know what he fucking said!

  • Going to see him a week tomorrow, can't wait :D

  • saw him in glasgow tonight, he was incredible! brilliant, loved it!

  • Lmao "You don't dip me i'll drink the bastard, AGAIN! AGAIN!"

  • ARRGHHH BASTARD !!! lol fuckin funny :L

  • ps i will buy a mirror to practice with ,if you say yes,we could be bigger than laurel and hardy ,im very easy going i dont drink as im a recovering alcoholick,not had a drink for 7 years,,ive got a free bus pass ,soyou wouldnt have to pick me up every night when were working,and you wouldnt have to worry about upsetting me as im easy going, im even a good listener if youve got something to moan about,hope i hear from you

  • peter would you like to do a double act with me ,you can be the straigt one and ill be the funny one,you could wear a funny hat if you wanted to get an odd laugh ,you would have to loose a little weight so you wouldnt hog all the stage,and could i sing the wonder of you ,on the carryokee at the end of the show

  • hey stfu hes funny leave him alone! *sobs* hes going through a tough time *sobs again*

  • He sounds just like jason manford, not just the accent but the actual voice too!

  • low brow

  • FUNNY!!!!

  • fat sweaty knob who only appeals to people up north, BORING FUCKING TOSSER

  • @justlookinz Good description about yourself there.

  • @justlookinz then why the fuck are you watching him ? if you dont like it dont type it in you fucking jack ass

  • peter kay is a fat git, he aint funny, he might be funny to the sort of people who`s holiday of a lifetime was benidorm, sweaty cunt

  • @PinkYellowMaria odd thing to say really. big generalisation there. bit of jealousy because you're not funny maybe?

    i know many people who really like peter kay but haven't been or do not intend on going to Benidorm.hmm strange. by the way aint is not actually a proper word.

  • ....i dont drink tea

  • This sort of comedy is fine if you have 2 brain cells and live on a council estate

  • @justlookinz shut the fuck up knob!!! Peter Kay is a comedy genius!

  • Nice burberry shirt at the end!

  • How do people find THIS funny? Just for inflicting PADDY McGUINESS on this nation he should be sentenced to exile. CHARLIE BROOKER-CHRIS MORRIS-FRANKIE BOYLE-comedy that DOES something more than making you feel safe in your dullness.

  • im eating Hotnobs now and all i can think of is this clip... marines Lol

  • I mean marines

  • Hobnobs are like bloody machines

  • LMAO 'They're cocky, they don't even fit into yer cup, you gotta bite a bit off for get it in yer brew' lmao so true, whoulda thought talking about biscuits would make me laugh so much lol

  • AGAIN AGAIN... DIP... ME.... AGAIN!

    lmao

  • Onedips

  • hobnobs

  • 156 people don't know what buscuits are...

  • @1Thompsonmusic you miserable bastard, don't tell me your probs one of them that thinks lee evens is funny or someone who has to swear in every joke they do. Peter kay is absolutely amazing he is so naturally funny just because he doesn't over react doesn't mean he is a phony. Besides of course he doesn't think its really you must be a complete mentalist if biscuits talk to you!! DON'T LIKE DON'T WATCH IT!!

  • 157 people are soggy, spineless rich teas.. Glad to see there's 3682 marines

  • @Butcherooni LOL.

  • thats a biscuit for dippin

  • If you don't dip me i'll drink the bastard AGAIN!!!

  • i always get the emergency when the family goes to my granny's house :') <3

  • OOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    BASTAAAAAAAAAARD

  • Funnest man alive

  • Vote up if you only can comprehend the word "biscuits"

  • OWWWWWWWW BAAAAAAASSTAAAAARD!!!!

  • i got tea and one dips right now :D

  • people who don't like peter kay are southerners,simple as.

  • Oh shut up all you miserable dicks, enjoy the comedy for fuck off

  • @1996alexrose

    What comedy?

  • @1Thompsonmusic If you don't like his comedy, don't watch his videos, simple

  • @1996alexrose WELL SAID!!

  • @dhathway

    WELL SAID!!?????? Give me a break. Is that how far your idea of a clever response is? Thousands of youtubers say the same thing, stupidely presuming I actually watch this trash. Peter Kay fans are so unbelievably boring.

  • @1Thompsonmusic Calm down, don't get your knickers in a twist

  • @1996alexrose

    I don't. I'm having fun telling you all what a talentless tosser he is.

  • @1996alexrose u Mad?

  • @Punkyboy07 No, but your mother is about my cock

  • @1996alexrose Keep your 14 maybe 15 comments to yourself :)

  • @Punkyboy07 Oooo nice comeback bellend ':)'

  • @1996alexrose discussion cancelled.

  • @Punkyboy07 Never was a discussion 'mate'

  • I heard peter kay was a jerk!?

  • Outrageously funny. Totally true.

  • @1Thompsonmusic he is funny, when your as funny as that u can judge but from the comments you keep leaving you sound like a miserable git with no sense of humour at all

  • @100295chris

    Your the miserable git. He's shit.

  • @1Thompsonmusic oh go away you miserable twat.

  • @dhathway

    Not as miserable as you when you've watched tons of Peter Kay videos. ADMIT IT!

  • Funny stuff, "Hobnobs now that's a biscuit for dipping" :D greatness

  • Fat twat, I can't stand this idiot. Total retard.

  • @Donald6899 so why tha fuck did u click on this video haha ur the retard

  • One dips lol

  • Pick a lily id rather lick myy own arse

  • This is terrible. So much for refined British humor.

  • only a master can make people laugh at everyday situations.

  • Excellently entertaining!

  • people have got the odd idea that just because he's got a Bolton accent he's funny. No.

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  • This is not a comedian. He is too bland looking to be a comedian. No star quality at all. Doesn't matter what he says, he is too boring and irritating to interest me. I woke up after this video.

  • @1Thompsonmusic you boring cunt

  • @1Thompsonmusic please give us an example of who is an intresting looking comedian...because after all thats whats most important

  • @CameronHS

    You are a first class idiot. Please give us an example of who is an interesting looking comedian. Shut up. Who do you think you're talking to. I just said he is too bland. You've got to have some sort of personality and character. He has none. It shows in the face. He's a fraud. He portrays the old school nice guy comedian, when he is just a fat, arrogant looking OH LOOK AT ME I'M FAMOUS, I'M NOT FUNNY BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

  • @1Thompsonmusic Brilliant. Some people actually LISTEN to comedy. You - apparently - just look at it. Would it be funnier if he had a massive shiny stage and twinkling stars behind him?

    What he ACTUALLY SAYS is funny. That's talent. Smoke and mirrors isn't.

  • @KineticBoom

    It's not what he says, it's the fact that he's just not funny. He doesn't sound funny, he doesn't look funny, he looks like he would rather be somewhere else. You can't see that because you are stupid. I can.

  • @KineticBoom

    Just because he ACTUALLY SAYS funny things doesn't mean HE is funny. It's the way you say it. He's always got this look on his gob, which is the same look Russell Brand has, which is like stone, and no matter what he says, he never looks like he means it. He's dishonest, and a complete phony. Joe Pasquale is funnier. And as for your comment about me 'just looking at it', well, what am I supposed to do? Just put the audio on?

  • me biscuits falling in me brew..

  • Pointless random comment...

  • The Yanks did laugh.. they're just jealous cuz Peter Kays a brit -_- idiots

  • never in my life did I think I would laugh so hard at a monologue about biscuits and tea!! XD

  • the thing that i like most about kays comedy is that he doesnt tell jokes about conterversial issues such as rape, abuse, domestic violence, terroism etc. That his genius that he can talk about the most basic topic (biscuits) and make it hilairious.

  • probably the most unfunny sketch iv ever seen. he should stick to adverts

  • 'ob nobs....Now that a biscuit for dippin'

  • Wow, Brits and their tea jokes!

  • funny me and my friend and cousin were laughing

  • Peter kay funny as fuck!!!!!

  • pissin myself laughin

  • @LunneyTune27 I agree 100%. America is the youngest country but entertainers around the world feel like they haven't really made it until they made it here. And British people are extremely cocky when it comes to Americans. They feel that we don't think that their comedy isn't funny because were not smart enough to get it.

  • not funny load of TOTAL SHIT!!!

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAA BASSSSTARRRRD

  • lol

    

  • IM PROUD TO BE FROM BOLTON.

  • Went to see him the other day in Newcastle. I have never laughed so much in my whole life.

    When it comes out, get it on 'VD, as Peter's nan would say...

  • AHHH! GET A SPOON QUICK. MUM MY BISCUITS FALLIN IN MY BREW. HURRY UP IT'S SINKING. AHHHHH! BURNING MY FINGERS. SINKING. Classic funny slow motion.

  • oh fucking hell, some people can start an argument over the stupidest things. Just watch the video...and move on :)

  • @hahaharshy Well Said my friend...Well said... :)

  • f'kin one dips

  • one dips :)

  • @boatsandhoes000 Dont jump onto it xD. That's how she started all that crap.

  • fancy a cuppa now...

  • @Lobxx1 Me too. Want me to make us one ?

  • @mynameistaken07 aye go on :P

  • @Lobxx1 How many sugars? 

  • @mynameistaken07 1 and a half.... iam cutting down from 2 :P

  • i didn't feel the need to start having a debate about disney after watching this..

  • @boatsandhoes000 hahaha wtf! xD totally irrelavant.

  • @MsFannyAdams Yet you told me not to watch what I find funny, and told me to watch Disney. So you basicly told me I'm wrong. You're obviously looking for a fight, As I said before, you jumped on my weeks old comment and started fighting.

  • going to see him in december 2010

    ;D

    cant bloody wait .. been waiting for 1 year

    =p

  • Only the true british can understand his quotes,amercians are sad basterd who vist Mc donalds everyday, And probs take it personal when he says "weight watchers", although its over biscuits breaking in your tea....and Peter kay is 100% right about Rich tea...British comedy for you

  • @Tube11ize

    LOL :D

  • 141 people laughed so much they missed the like button !

    peter kay is a legend !

  • @NiiNJAxBoy 141 people didn't actually like it

  • I Love Peter Kay! He is so funny! : )

  • How the fuck did people start aruging about which country is better over a video about biscuits??? you people are fucking losers lol

  • @Disfigure06

    lol agree XD

  • excuse urself!!!!! i undrstood it completelyn its tottlay stupid (srry abt my spelling)

  • @19JakeB91 sorry i thought you were some random American

  • i bet most of you feel rrreeaaalllyyyy smart talking about the differences about the UK and the US and arguing about which one is better well the truth is you're arguing on a video about biscuits breaking in a cup of tea....