Super Mario 2 - Part 5 [The Golden Rapist]

[Volcarious]

Oh, you had to mention something about walking in on parents having sex didn't you, That just stirred up a memory I really wish I could repress.

[christian2121414]

Yo I suer 2 God that u almost made me pis mI self beacus of ur screaming LMFAO XD

[RemS500]

The shy guys shooting balls. They are sniffits.

2:00 That was quite a manly cough for one with a vigana. :P *cannot believe I just said that*

Man I laughed so much when you were screaming from the mask, and when you screamed "BALLS!" lol

And I hate that birdo robot. I have never liked it >_>

[xrebby1]

Sniffits.... On your balls

[xrebby1]

Funniest episode over Hahaha those screams kill me every time

[DarkMaskedMurderer]

07:12 FAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[DarkMaskedMurderer]

07:13 faaaaaaaaa

[PUNKwithFUNK]

I walked in on my parents when i was 3.

[AustinEthanPerson]

My Balls!

[Mastermindgallade]

I give my stuffed animals voices to

[Mastermindgallade]

I watched this 9999999999 times

[superpeachlogan2]

I'm blue ababeedoshit!

[Famzotskie]

R.I.P. Headphone users

[TheBuddahBone]

you wait for it to go down and act normal

[AmatarasuHime24]

Those screams and "I'm blue da ba dee ba oh shit." are my favorite parts.

[AmatarasuHime24]

Those screams and "I'm blue da ba dee ba oh shit." are my favorite parts.

[JoshJoshiTheYoshi]

LPCatchphrases must make a video of the Screams in this video... I'm dieing of laughter

[Dyluigi]

what was the vegetable? I NEED TO KNOW... lol

[UmFromUmbradge42]

I just randomly clicked on a rondom point in the epsiode, and my ears were assulted by the sound of "BALLS!" 6:09 and it had to be at point 69 in the video. Of cource,

[MarioLuigi89]

now i see why you dont want to record when your mom is home lol

[superpeachlogan2]

You made me jump when you screamed but I can understand

[MeltedSherbert]

are you gay

[namedonimpulse]

Down, boy! Down! XD

I did walk in on my parents once. I don't know if I want to recall the story, though...

Your jizz jokes are worse than Lucahjin's by the way.

[chuggaaconroy64]

i did then i almost stabed my eys out

[miketike51]

if the rapist is golden is he asian?

[thewalkthroughdudes1]

Purple cat looking thing is gonna kill XD

[lsabrina12]

i got a super shit box LOL XD XD XD

[lsabrina12]

shut up you dont tell us wut to do slimchuqqafan92

[GamingsCupofJoe]

Great, now theres a delay for this lets play

[GanonSlayer225]

You guys can now stop bugging him about SMS VS.



[TheAnimalluvr123]

i'm blue abudeabu-SHIT! XD XD XD ^3^

[Maria67423]

....Blue waffle....OH NO I'M NOT GOING TO SEARCH <_<

[mrminecraft1780]

weegee

[TidalEspeon]

Tyler hates rapists because they always touch him.

I hate rapists because they always get away with it, where I live. There just aint no justice...

[ShadowZone1996]

I haven't walked in on my parents, but I walked in on my sister with some random dude. It was semi-hot. But they didn't notice me luckily.

[gamemaniack]

i ahve once when i was like 3 i saw them and said "AI CA RUMBA"

[mx5550]

Im blue abadedoodeed- OH SHIT!

[pukuSOURCE]

That scared me so much hahahaha your scream is awesome.

[ILoveGir900]

Thumbs up if you loved the part where Tyler said "Omg the purple cat looking thing is gonna kill me :O" :3

[Newjeruzswag]

This LP couldn't be as big of a failure as Project Stingray or Super Mario Sunshine. That collaboration just udder disaster. It needs to be competitive for it to be fun to watch, and that turd Jepson blew Tyler out the water, and I had Tyler winning. Truth is he doesn't feel like uploading it because it's clear Jepson won....Fuck Josh Jepson. Eat a dick.

[N8RiverHere]

@Newjeruzswag fail

[Newjeruzswag]

@N8RiverHere ay watch it buddy, I would of been your father but the line was too fucking long.

[averumsson]

@Newjeruzswag your an asshole

[Newjeruzswag]

@averumsson it's spelled you're. Pick up a book and learn something for once you incompetent fool.

[averumsson]

@Newjeruzswag awww wook a wittwe negwo douchebag twing to make a comeback. he didnt upload because he had no footage to upload because josh went to magfest.

[majoragamer]

LOL @ tags..

[MattTheLetsPlayer]

I'm only subscribed for vs, so can we get a move on that

[mariozeldascatmanfan]

Watching this episode with headphones, bad idea.

[TheGamingGoron]

Hey what was your account before this one????

[LlamasInYourCloset]

i could see this lp ending in may o____o

[megacrashEX]

02:20 umm i have never had one during a lets play but that may be because i just started XD

[theTomas117]

Every one needs to stop bothering him about the SMSV videos. It's not only Tyler that has to do it, it's also Josh and I'm sure they both have busy lives, Like come on,

[purpleguy909]

where is super mario sunshine versus.

[slimchuggafan92]

Everyone. Stop bugging him about Super Mario Sunshine Versus! Geez. He and Josh will get to it eventually! Just BE PATIENT!!

[soapsuckers]

@slimchuggafan92 pshh... ya after 5weeks

attackingtucans is the next protonjon xD

just kidding, i agree with u

[TennyPudding]

Okay, subscribed :))))))) <-- double million chin

[C4nadaBac0n]

The rapsit scream scream absolutely cracked me up oh gosh typing and laughing is hard

[Realityzs]

I love these Super Mario 2 episodes more than sunshine tho.

[C4nadaBac0n]

Strange indeed! Well played sir...

[TitanDweevilMassacre]

2:17 ~ The action begins!

[EternalShadow64]

2:22 can be used as audio for the scream games LOL

[hunterman1651]

thmbs up if you want supe mario sunshine verus back

[Soupinacup96]

I'm pretty sure you go to my high school.

[BlondePatches]

OKAY ATTACKING TUCANS YOU SAY SMSV WILL BE UP THIS SATURDAY. IF IT IS NOT THERE I WILL TAKE SHIT IN A JOSHJEPSON USED CONDOM, FREEZE IT, THEN DILDO YOU TILL YOU BLEED HARDER THAN YOUR MOTHERS PERIOD.

[NurrenNife]

Those rape screams made me lol so hard

[camred123]

Are you dead?

[PaintingKid43219]

Are you gonna make it a tradition to have a huge screaming freakout each Lp?

[slimchuggafan92]

@AttackingTucans This is the most epic intro in history!

[twimanable]

do you... live with your mom? no... i bet not

[beeguyification]

you havent uploaded super mario VS since dec. 10 -_-

[xrebby1]

I'm gonna make my own custom RAPE alarm and have it repeat 2:20 over and over and over again mwahahaha

[aurafox1]

*reads the tags* "Help commentary jizz clumps"

...

sounds like a personal problem.

[aurafox1]

I've never walked in on my parents having sex, but a friend of one of my friends was sitting in the backseat of a car while his parents where having sex in the front... WHILE DRIVING.

[Bolt892]

"What the FUUCK is going on?!?!?" Almost pissed myself at that bahaha

[Bolt892]

Steve the pepper :3

[zze4z]

6:17 BAAAAALLZ!!!!!

[jeppe131]

i think ive seen my parents having sex lol but it was long ago. ok so, i woke up in the middle of the night and i had a nightmare. so i went to my parents room to sleep next to them. but i didnt open the door all the way, i always peek before i enter. and then i saw them jumping up and down lol... so yeah! :D

[CrimsonMarble]

5:18 - AttackingTucans presents the thought provoking question of the day: What does a man do when you have a boner during A recording, Wait what? Awkward.

[JMega007]

damn those screams were funny as fuck

[CurlyWurlyApplesauce]

holy moley those screams XD, hilarious!!

[EddTheRiolu43]

Lol! This episode is 20x funnier than Mario Sunshine VS! =D

[Dancergirl600]

Will you all be quiet about SMSV, Tyler has a life and so does josh, if they can't upload it, then they can't, there are plenty other LPs or anything you can watch, stop bothering them about it, its just a video, why is it a big deal, you guys realize how annoying it is to have people bother you over a video, you try to upload and do things in your life, see how you like it

[zeldakatz489]

@AttackingTucans @CoyoteKun @weirdandwackyLPer

to be fair, i know that it's probably hard to find time to play with JoshJepson and i wasn't trying to be rude or anything. i was kinda ranting, because i was in a bad mood when i wrote it. something really traumatizing happened to me on that friday and i was trying to get my mind off of it. also, where did you/he talk about it? cause to me it just seemed like it stopped. that was the really upsetting part cause i didn't know what happened. sorry

[lpforgood]

no versus? what a surprise! ive been patient enough now im unsubscribing. why would you make an lp channel if your not commited to your quotas? Im not hating on AT, but the thing is its already been a month and a half+ even if you had a life and stuff you would still be able to do something, but you didnt do anything. so im unsubbing. goodbye AT and your funny vagina jokes.

[masterfireball1]

@lpforgood Just because he has no versus doesnt mean hes not funny. Hes said before than he cant record when his parents are home. Just gotta be patient with his videos.

[HazreihelUchiha]

@lpforgood Quota? He does this for free, and you complain about him not being poignant enough? Seriously? Go pay 15$ for a 2 hour movie, or pay a lot more for TV that's constantly bashing you with ads and has a lot of crap you don't want to watch but pay for anyway. I'll be patient and happy with my free entertainment with awesome people.

[drue871]

9 people have a yeast infection and a blue waffle

[MegaMario021]

were is SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE VERSUS PART 18 u and josh r both making other lets plays josh is doing mario 64 and ur doin this bring back mario sunshine versus pleasssssee. the episodes r really funny though XD

[Johnstags2]

Congrats on 15k subscribers!

I'm actually the 15,000th subscriber. . :P

[ShayminLink13]

should i sub to him?

[luigidude1000]

i loled BIG TIME 07:10

[KCGL77]

thank you for breaking my eardrums

[hunterman1651]

Super mario sunnshine where are ??

[TheShockninja]

I muted the screaming, yet I could still hear it. Thumbs up if you experienced that.

[ProJohnTN]

2:22 half boy half girl?!

[TheMariofan28]

awsome vid i was lol the whole time you were screaming .=)

[shadowgalaxy160]

the first scream made me jump really high snd then I laughed my ass off hahaha ;D

[innisjohnston]

2:22

ALMOST another "big wallet" situation. xD

[DWNmetalman777]

2:22 that yell hurt my COLLARBONE.

[kishyism]

13,000 views 0.0

[Gl0cK49]

Snifits

[Atomiccupcakes123]

I was watching this and then my mom walked in and said What?!?

[youcouldbeme2020]

@Atomiccupcakes123 You have the best username ever.

[Thegamesfordays]

@attackingtucans can i use the song from your intro in my intro plzz

[Sonicfan1928shadic]

This comment is dedicated to all the headphone users lost or hurt in the incident at 2:22 .

God damn it Tyler, you scared the living bejesus out of me :P.

[DOMINICPIAZZA]

I watch this video once a day.

[azaleagamer101]

Well, if you REALLY want to hear the story...

When I was like 8, my parents and I were moving, and we rented a hotel room to sleep in for the night, and.... Well, they thought I was asleep.

Now I have nightmares, almost 10 years later. <D

[azaleagamer101]

I'm blue, dabba dee dabba SHIT!!!!

Best. Lyrics. Ever.

[SnackJackSJ]

That scream was sort of ridiculous and almost made me go deaf. Thanks for that Tyler!

[Maria67423]

@AttackingTucans sadly I have not ran into my parents having sex ;w;

[TheGameBrigade]

End SOPA now before we lose our freedom!

[twimanable]

these screams... they made me create a fake account to subscribe to you again

[GBA64TCZ]

And the pellet shooting shy-guys are called Sniffits.

[GBA64TCZ]

Wouldn't your parents be freaking out while your screaming your head off?

[PKfireball]

the shy guys that shoot you are called sniffits.

[coshjullins]

9 people are rapists.

[Nepholim]

@AttackingTucans

Yes...yesIhave.

I was around eight years old and it was about 9-10 pm (i think) and I had just finished making my parents this really weird looking wind-chime out of lego's and I wanted to give it to them right that instant! So I walked to their door as quietly as an eight year old could (I remember now that I made a whole LOT of noise by shuffling my feet and trying to keep quiet XD) When I heard some noises coming from my parents room. So I slowly inched their door open... yep

[NintendoEpic]

When you scream, you're louder than chuggaaconroy.

[TheQuesadilla1024]

@gregeses he's busy. He's got work and school. He even said so when this lp sarted. Plus, it takes time to edit videos.

[Cooliesto]

Why did I make the decision to watch AttackingTucans while I eat?

[joestyboy]

so the name of the vegetable was fuck my self?

[kyrensletsplays]

thumbs up if you were laughing at 2:22

[Cooliesto]

@kyrensletsplays I think the better word for that is "dying."

[soraboy93]

legos,Tyler?

My frig'in childhood.Still collecting them now.

[Shinobi91585]

powblockception

[Dragoon2425]

i walked in on my mom taking a bath. :/

[HellkraiPro]

Well you see Mr. Tucans, you act like nothing happened when you get a bone while recording XD

[Abomdosnow]

10:18 - You forgot to scream "balls!"

[LostBlueMoonST]

Never before has a coughing fit made me laugh so much. Until you started screaming.

[theshowshow1010]

I wonder what Tyler's parents think he's doing while he's screaming.

[sentaikicker2]

@AttackingTucans well i did because i wanted 2 see my cat's kittens in her dresser and i saw them u know and when i sat down and popped in a tape i think it was a tom and jerry the movie or power rangers the movie or an episode of zeo or something (i was a real chicken and i didn't put in a scary movie) or like legends of the hidden temple and but i'm not sure but at 1 point i just fell asleep and forgot some stuff about it

[MrPOKIRBY]

thumbs up if you think that this is the best part so far

[MrMoneyMan10]

Hi Tyler can you tell me what your intro music is plz?

[LostBlueMoonST]

@MrMoneyMan10 It's an original composition by smouvmaster.

[AshelehsA]

i did i did i did see my parents having sex and it suck't BALLS!

[huzzahpinkyoshi100]

You tell the world

[silverfan948]

5:30 i am 12 and what is boner

[HazreihelUchiha]

@silverfan948 it is slang for when a penis is erect or "hard as a bone"

[silverfan948]

@HazreihelUchiha in the mario sunshine verses attacking tucans says "i am 12 and what is sex" I WAS QOUTING that with boner on the end

[101DevilWoman]

look at 4:00 and laugh

[101DevilWoman]

at 2:00 why are you coughing dramatically? lol

[slimchuggafan92]

<3

[slimchuggafan92]

Again, love the intro.

[HackWowFilmz]

awesome sauce

[fireandthunder58]

@HackWowFilmz Hell yeah!!!

[seachforlove1]

@AttackingTucans where is part 18 of super Mario sunshine?

[iguy2002]

So far, this is my favorite episode.

[DutchTheGameplays]

@attackingtucans how you make that sidebar so cool?

[mitchconner35]

Tyler is best actor?

[ZombieArtifacts]

It would be epic if someone made a rave out of all of Tyler's videos.

[thedon17872]

Wheres part 18 sunshine

[DOMINICPIAZZA]

Tyler better not be mad at us when his microphone breaks!

[Pikachupopper444]

R.I.P earphones

[TheRealKitsune]

Snifits, they're called Snifits dude.

[youcouldbeme2020]

Your cough sounded like an evil laugh.

[ComradeAlpharius]

One time I walked in on my mom's boyfriend, pantsless, on top of my mom.

They later said they were wrestling.

[BurningNight314]

It's not rape if you yell surprise

[awesomeballz492]

i laughed so hard i had to pause it so i could breath

[awesomeballz492]

best video EVER

[PapMario5]

"I'm blue, da-ba-di-da-ba-SHIT." XD That had me laughing for quite a while. And your scream always makes me crack the shit up, every single time man XD

[wtcorrigan]

tyler with all due respect, are u a transvestite?

[Dancergirl600]

Leave Tyler alone about sMSV, he needs Josh involved with it to, so if Josh has been busy, that could be the reason why he ain't uploading it, but don't go yelling to Josh about it. This is a new playthrough and at least appreciate that he is doing a LP for you, Let him enjoy his new lP, and be nice, and be patient, i know its been a while, but you can't rush these things

[DEATHSTEALER117]

WHERE THE FUCK IS SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE VERSUS??????????????????

[Tarzou25]

@DEATHSTEALER117 Calm down. He didn't record it yet, maybe he's (*gasp*) BUSY ?!?! :O OHMYGOOOOOSH.

[DEATHSTEALER117]

@Tarzou25 Busy for 4 fucking weeks?