United States Military and Coalition Forces Funny Pics & Video

[KonjakTheSober]

thats proves that the us army are relly unprofesional

[peonatre]

"we wanna play..."

[mbc2915]

5:08 actually thats marines

[anyaelksong]

i love the mouse trap one and the camo couch so funny

[Soulkinit]

Yes, soldiers are humans like us.

[TheWalkerS04]

Wow... 1:44 I swear I took about 5 seconds to even notice what was so funny about that picture xD



[tommybuurt]

'Wear your seatbelt, don't run with scissors and drink milk. have a nice day.' lmao!

[theinspeckter]

omg that at 4:27 cracked me up, flying carpet.

[pilatin1]

United Stupids Of America

[k2477456]

@pilatin1 the united stupids of america could kick your sorry ass all the way to kingdom come

[pilatin1]

@k2477456

u don't need to show me how u'r stupid too :D

[KageNinja75]

Wear your seat-belt, dont run with scissors, and drink milk (^.^)b

[ThePreditor22]

the pic of the sniper and dog spotter at 0:15 are Australian as well as 2:08

[yomomsajohn]

Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you think before you comment or post.

I'm on a computer

[7Epitaph]

@yomomsajohn

Element "Fe" + Leg Joint.

[yomomsajohn]

@7Epitaph HMMM ???

[JTF2X]

YES 6:00 FTW

[JTF2X]

4:58 one dude 4 chicks thats why i joined the RCAF

[khaismah]

Taliban say should we shoot or watch

[BigBearBrady]

4:42 whats funny about the picture is there something in the background? and also whats the second song called and who is it by?

[AlexTripleMB]

whats that thing at 2:45 ??????

[69AIRvin]

YEA THERES A SHIT LOAD OUT THERE!!

[AnZJm]

0:45 guy in the back is playing cod

[lovemilitary1]

The community for military singles and admirers to chat online, find love,

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[longboardbartlett]

:14 feel sorry for him when he gets to the bottom

[samp581]

where i can get the picture at  4:57

[katmandoom12103]

@samp581 i wanna know 2

[D4k0ta18]

@samp581 Literally just search "marine army navy airforce" in Google Images.

[backlash44566]

3:14 lol

[08aginesi]

funny the best so far

[militaryfan90]

You people do realize that at 0:47 those are the controls for Unmanned vehicles right?

[nadialv]

"wear your seatbelt, dont run with scissors and drink milk".. best advice of my life ahahah

[Albatross159]

Things have gotta be bad when the soldiers ask the locals to tell the insurgents to attack them already.

[lynchkid003]

I just couldn't stop laughing at the image at 4:00, I like the F-14 as well, so bonus points for that.

[baxinho1201]

fristi song tis POISON POISON - Nothin' but a good time

[baxinho1201]

song ??????????????????????????????­???????

[walruspictures]

stay safe dont run with sicors and drink milk that should be the army manual

[MountainRook]

@walruspictures Naah, thats the marines' manual. In the army people can spell.

[turbulance101]

having been in Iraq, the video at the end was F-ing awesome!!! "We'll be here for and hour but we have to go back and sleep and eat chow and shit" ROFL "I mean they can come from either direction we don't care" man I can't thank you enough for that one. Laughed so hard.

[MrCOLE711]

Insurgents:oh yeah well fuck these guys up

Marines:ok remember two in chest one in head

GUNSHOT

Insurgents:ohh fuck huba huba's head is gone

Marines:Open fire yeah get some !!!!

GUNSHOTS,EXPLOSIONS

Last Insurgent:Ohhh fuck those guys fucked us up

Last insurgent:Im just going to go back and ieds

Marines:Ok we kick ass lets get some chow.OHHRAHH !!!

[storm8856]

i loled at the laptop thing

[FlightRecorder1]

"wear your seatbelt, don't run with scissors, and drink milk. have a nice day"

lol thats awesome

[WTFproductionsX]

4:57 i dont get it

[WTFproductionsX]

3:15 proves that bush was a great president. the people he sent to fight are even saying so

[WTFproductionsX]

what do the bullets say at 2:20

[L8RDazdudes]

Now that was funny.

[Pray4waves76]

This is the ULTIMATE BEST VIDEO EVER!!! I hope you all enjoyed taking part in it, and thanks for sharing it :)

ALWAYS LOVE USA

[USAFslacker]

that is an epic video!!

[SuperPadraic]

wats wrong with the guys face at 1:12

[wolfy88712]

0:15 is aussie soldier

[jerryboy219]

I laughed my ass off at the guy with his rifle and sling like a bow

[kevinchajka2010]

2:12 whats that last word?

2:27 is horrible

[jerryboy219]

@kevinchajka2010 Looks like tikrit, it's a place in iraq

[kevinchajka2010]

@jerryboy219 thanks

[kevinchajka2010]

2:112 whats that last word?

[grimace1965]

we ran out of missels so we us marines in stead

[blackjack117200]

4:58 Go Airforce

[devildawg85matt]

LOL 1:54 iraq/afghanastan ganster GO MARINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JOHNSPARTAN300]

i wanna jjoin the airforce....idk why =p

[KvSfan24]

5:15

[dracheous]

1:27 are Canadians

[Suojeluninja]

2:46 Thats an german tracked cannon.

[kevinchajka2010]

@Suojeluninja well it reminds me of austin powers 2

[StarwarsHalofreak]

0:44, Those are actually SWAT hand gestures, but I got a good snicker knowing these were actual gestures

[WhiteWolfDiving]

Was very funny until the end....thats why the Americans are disliked in I-rack (Iraq to the rest of us). Thanks for posting 99% was fantastic, guy on the donkey was just great!!!

[UKFskateboarding]

4:43 whats funny

???

[suazea]

@UKFskateboarding stephen king insulted the military by saying they werent as smart, kinda as if they couldnt have any other job and were stuck there, so this group or people misspelled alot of stuff on this poster thing to make fun of stephen king.

[clinkerbuilt]

0:16 - PUPPY!

[woody71130]

2:47 wth is that?

[locovi11]

25 people are not in the airforce with girls xD

[USAdude30]

By God that was great!

[0zzy2012]

2:41 Holy SHIT!

[RoxRock4ever]

now thats a stealth fighter

[RoxRock4ever]

LOVE EM!

[AustralianMilitary]

um 0:17 is an Australian soldier? LOL

[operation626]

2:31 best stealth fighter ever!!!

[kingpie1012]

Sniper dog, the military's new super soldier.

God Bless the Military!

[SynysterCody]

haha just wear your seatbelt now go

[gypp3d]

Hell ya

[smilingmaskedturtle1]

Amazing, thank you, now i know wat im supporting. thank you. id like my contributions back. id rather give these to guys who know wat exactly they're supposed to do, rather than start killing eachother because they fail at killing who they're supposed to :P

[ElfenLied4844]

1:22... 'Merica.

[AmericanGi370]

Lol 0:40 its Reverand Al Sharpton

[k4b005h]

0:26 is so cute!!

[ChicoRiono]

4:18 is a little fail. those are germans.

fucking awesome video!

[ColdBloodSouthernPro]

GO AIRFORCE WE BE LIVIN' HIGH! To bad you all can't get the girls!!!!

[Antihippiemachine]

@ColdBloodSouthernPro above all!

[ColdBloodSouthernPro]

@Antihippiemachine YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!



[zeppelin0127]

I'm from Mexico and I say that the US Military is the best !!

[AirRaider56]

4:27 : "i win, i win!! i got him but i ran him over with my F-16!

[Ebdan88]

Shouldnt Yound Men / Weman Be Fighting EVIL!!? OR should people Follow orders to kill most enesent and weman and children? You answer me Brother!!?

Which is more EVIL? Gen. manipulated Crops which act as Poisen in your body?

Eradiated meat, Fruits which actially are not good for your Body?

PLEASE NOT JUST ME!! Tell your family and Children which one is more EVIL?

[AirRaider56]

@Ebdan88 maybe you didn't hear.. the war in iraq is OVER...

stop your bitching and go away

[Cbaker1947]

@AirRaider56 First of all it was never a war, that is what nobody understands, we havent had a real war in a long time, and the fight is not over, we still have 50,000 troops over there so until everyone comes home I would say we are still fighting.

[AirRaider56]

@Cbaker1947 Actually, if you were under a rock for the past 10 years, it IS a war. The words even came out of bush and obamas mouths. Dont say we are fighting if you dont call it a war. Thats why when you watch the news they call it the WAR in IRAQ or AFGHANISTAN

[Cbaker1947]

@AirRaider56 Lmao that is how I know you dont know shit. Yes we are fighting in Iraq and Afghan, and yes it is called the War on Terror, but a president can not declare war. The last declared War was WWII! This is an action or a conflict. I know this because I am a cadet in AFROTC and also had a class last quarter that talked about it, Im guessing you have not made it to college the way you act like you know things when you really don't. And yes I don't understand why it was not declared a war..

[katmandoom12103]

@Cbaker1947 lol ROTC REALLLLYYYYY i give you props for it but seriously that a really lame source 

[Cbaker1947]

@katmandoom12103 Well since we have classes on it in ROTC, I had a class that talked about it, Political Science, I would guess that is two good sources, how about you look it up and stop trying to argue about something that is making you look more stupid every time you try and prove a point. If you would look it up you would see I am right and would shut the fuck up..

[h124240897]

@Cbaker1947 AFROTＣ？　really? you using that as source? I go to Military school and we have veterans here with stories. just in case you didn't know the last declared war was KOREAN WAR!!!　( there goes your creditability ) Way to pay attention in class

[Cbaker1947]

@h124240897 Lmao the funny thing is you are wrong, the last declared war was against Japan and Germany in WWII you dumb ass. Way to pay attention retard. If you are going to jump into the convo make sure you know your shit... Your military school needs to kick you out..

[joogiejoogie]

@h124240897 I would just like to point out that the last time the U.S. actually "Declared War" was in WW2. The Korean War was just a Military Engagement. The U.S. has only declared war 5 times, and those were " The War of 1812, Mexican-American War, Spanish-American War, World War 1, and World War 2. All the rest were "Military Engagements" and "Extended Military Engagements" approved by Congress, and the United Nations. So yeah, sorry to say, but you are wrong.

[xxvolcomkidxx13]

@AirRaider56 shut the fuck up u dumbass the war in irag is not over barack obama is a dumbfuck and cant do anything

[AirRaider56]

@xxvolcomkidxx13 dude its over. Fuck obama he sucks bushs d*ck. We left a while ago and they havent done jack to us AKA ITS OVER.

[AirRaider56]

@xxvolcomkidxx13 Cant do anything? So your saying he didnt find osama and kill him? exactly. i won that arguement right there. The war in iraq was over like 5 months ago, the war in afganistan is basically over, now we are in a war with al Queda

[xxvolcomkidxx13]

@AirRaider56 i do apologize for my use of words...and the war will never be over maybe in iraq but the war on terror will never be over

[metalmetalvictory]

@AirRaider56 yeah, obama just put them in Afghanistan so its all good

[Ebdan88]

It Amases Me brother, that what people have come too. Where is all that being a Human gone, Where are the Reall Herro's gone!!? A Few years of Brain washing and most people give in so quickly!!? and you write to me about i am Anti Militery!!? Have you ever sit and think for 2 minuts, Why they dont take people who are a bet older and can think for them selfs!!? Why they take people in who never think for them selfs and Follow orders to HELL?

[xsamis1]

lol dude at the end 6:20 "wear your seat belt, dont run with scissors and drink your milk XD

[sbchedder]

2:05 damn damn i want the beer but awww fuck it ima go for it

[StanleyRacing29]

5:16 is so messed up wow

[krysistheabyss]

@StanleyRacing29 thats hilarious hes just having a little fun they get bored out there

[wolfseye14]

now watch what the brits did with "is this the way to amarillo" fucking hilarious!

[Ebdan88]

Funny..........!!? Since when killing weman and children is funny!!? Boy you really are Ignorent arent you!!? If you werent you would have never go to war for some rich fuckers who dont give a sheet about you all !!!??

[johndy103]

@Ebdan88 Why are so many anti-military trolls from Denmark?

[DeadliestWc]

5:15 hahahha

[angeladekorver]

hahahaha!

[tostedcheeseman]

3:09 is fukin priceless

[Naruto5739]

whats the first song name

[FrEEBoredomkills]

tell em come on we wonna play...

they love their shits and giggles lol

[AGuyInPajamas]

Where your seatbelt, dont run with scissors, and drink milk....words to live by

[TongBoi2]

Semper Fidelis stay safe brothers

[joesrrtt08]

"oh your going to bagdad? theres a shitload in there dude" hahah

[MonkeyWaffleCookies]

LOL at the end

[jaw272]

ummmm im nto a fan of his, but im pretty sure that the first song is not toby keith, idiot

[Ac130iscoming4u]

What is the name of the first song?

[TongBoi2]

@Ac130iscoming4u its called Nothin But A Good Time by Poison

[potnude]

The first picture is japanese...

[b3333333p]

"Wear your seatbelt, Don't rune with scissors and drink milk"

[Haasanator]

0:19 looks like an Australian...

[farsight398]

Ah, those are our boys. I propose that we make a camcorder standard-issue for all servicemen.

[davidhall8621]

@farsight398 thats a great idea, I get most of my laughs of that day watching this stuff, lol so funny =]]

[animerose08]

lmao i love the conversation: "where your seatbelt, don't run with scissors, and drink milk. Have a nice day." LOVE IT!!!! :D

[n1u2t3z4]

i dont get the video.... what was he saying?

[mexbearpig]

1:47 Holy shit hahahahaha

[FuZz99KentSouthh]

what is the first song that is played? plz reply 

[FuZz99KentSouthh]

awesomest vid ever! :O

[crysisen]

at 0:49 thats not a funny pic you idiot its the US Army's next uniform (that guy with the xbox colntroller is controling a robot

[skunkboy60]

wear your seatbelt, dont run with scissors and drink milk. Have a good day

[eodtech89]

2:35 definitely a p-3 orion

[SEXYBlueNinja]

how do i get the pix at 1:25 lol

[ChicoAlpha]

lol "oh your going to bagdad, there's shit loads in there"

[IHATEOBAMA711]

this is great way to go guys

[1NYCVFMCL2]

Like how they are finding ways to laugh once in awhile. I'm sure they need it.

[Alex31121234]

0:47 - nobody is really giving a shit about the mission

[m3nace55]

5:19 omg i watched that 20 times so funny got i love u guys stay safe troops i well be there soon

[popetottle]

The Dukes of Falluja HHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA EPICLY FUNNY

[mezza205]

2:23 thats just hax right there

[beerborn]

0:35 the commander and chief, drunk again and doing stupid things.

[boondockrasta]

The guy at the end is priceless... "They can come from either direction if they want, we just want to shoot somethin'."

[mrlokalist]

2:24 Minesweeper^^

[Venilon]

1:09 the pure joy of critisizing canada's military!

[warpk1]

@Venilon canada is a better country then u s.....

[mustangbabe28]

Excellent, Excellent video! very funny! well put together and great music!

[rmpoohbear75]

Oh my goodness, these are so funny.

[lilcougarus]

I pray that all those who served can watch this at some point in their lives and laugh so hard and forget for a moment the real horror of war! if only for a moment. Its a great stress release

[oldthrashbar]

@lilcougarus Its not that horrible. :D

[cylon66]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. the dude at the end is fuckin hilarious. Thank you guys for everything that you do. nice to see you guys can still have fun. God Bless.

[Joker32903i]

@cylon66 what are you talking about that dude @ the end was a fucking tool

[hordesuxx]

the pic on 4:21 is from the german army XD

[xXxBeastlingxXx]

3:10 hahhahhahahahahhhahah

[MadameMeleancholy]

1:47 Thats pretty awesome! lol. and the "WARNING: U.S. Marines" was pretty good too.

[AssyrianBeast357]

that racist mother fuker at the end pissed me off

[ricknshell]

Thank you very much for posting this. Our son left for (Army) boot camp this morning and it was nice to find some laughter.

[mindylinky]

@ricknshell tell your son thanks

[berlinbaghdad]

نجنا خواتهم

[tx130c]

the Santa Huey was priceless

[AwwCrap66]

lmao@taxi at checkpoint

[pointblood77]

that last video was fuckin awesome

[halomaster599]

lol love the video at the end 5*

[undeadwolf123]

lol at just shoot at us lol

[Synyster213]

NOTHING BUT A GOOD TIME - POISON!

[nacho453]

Obama turn your troops back home they are getting crazy !

But ..... jajajajaja.

[msamelis]

What did you say ?

Fuck USA !

[mwillblade]

The only good thing about Greece is we can lube our dicks with it !

[msamelis]

You run out McLard then? Oh I forgot, you're too fat to even see your dicks ;)

[mwillblade]

Tell your Mom to stop making me dinner after

I sex her up then I wouldn't be so fat !!!

[dogyasha]

@mwillblade clever, probably took you a few hours to think of that didn't it? And the only reason you talking about dick and sex is because you can't get any of it. Someone who has a dick and sex doesn't obsess over it because they have it but when you don't have it you have a fantasy for them and are completely obsessed with it. And you will prove me right when you reply with a comment with your dick, sex or something about my mother. So go again leave your comment and prove me right :)

[mwillblade]

@dogyasha Have we met ? Don't seem to recall you .