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[Modernart8]

Cable TV Show host now!!~

[wired32312]

XBox Kinect has the same issues. Its because of your skin being nearly the color of a shadow. It thinks you're just a shadow. If you turn some really bright lights on in your face it'll work fine. Unfortunately, That would blind you and you wouldn't be able to see it tracking anyways. Kind of defeats the purpose. <--- NOT a racist comment. This is how the people over Kinect support explain it.

[MuMoLoLi]

love the way he says "i'm black" xD...you're cool man :D

[Tryptophile]

This guy has a sexy-ass voice, and a sense of humor! His wife's a lucky, lucky gal...

[guitarplayer32]

My theory:

It's because the employees at HP are afraid that "negros" might start "CLIMBIN' IN [THEIR]' WINDOWS AND SNATCHIN' [THEY]' PEOPLE UP". So to combat this they "HIDE [THEY] KIDS AND HIDE [THEY] WIFE" with a computer that has built in GPS and video tracking to assure the safety of their people. HOME BOY

[makedatbootyshake718]

i was gonna say something racist but u cool for a guy with a racist computer

[lazerusmfh]

You Sir, Mr. Black Man, are awesome

[Spaniard71]

Thank you Desi for making me laugh!! This is a great video. Some people shouldn't take this so seriously.

[Firebirdgripp]

@technologyb2b hp computers are raceist because hp says " we ain't no raceists" yet their camera doesn't follow negros( did I spell that right?) the conclusion, hp is a acronym for hipocryt people.

[cocofuria]

This guy is so freakin funny, I can't stop watching this video. Makes me laugh every time. Dude, you rock!

[rottwieler20]

Why do White women keep on having Black mens babies are White men realy that bad to White women.

[GNoodle]

LOL

[razorbackblood06]

HP is a poor excuse for electronics manufacture, don't accuse them of racism for their incompetence. My advice to anyone would be to never buy anything from them again. Their computers are poor quality and over priced, their printers are flawed and buying ink will bankrupt you, their software will hog your CPU's resources and slow down your system overall.

[Coconutcoonpie]

This is a video coon  tracking software.

[Hot5hots]

Poor technology, not racist you moron. And further more, a white woman named Wanda, WTF is that about.

[xxxjacavic1xxx]

no body like niggas

[zzrgio]

get a mac :P

[freakout9000]

shut up dude

[Xelbiuj]

The guys an asshole but it's still funny.

[zzrgio]

yeah i know is difficult to think when their wives are getting banged by big niggs d*cks

[ryan8557]

I think the tides have turned

[ub3r1337pwn4g3]

The statements "HP" and "state of the art" do not compute

[afrosamurai45]

Holy shit it does only recognize whities OMG LOL fucking HP GO TO HELL

[nekraweas]

Its fake, look at his name tag its reflected in a mirror, this a trick done with mirros...

[kaila2000]

that's not done with mirrors, usually web cams shows the reflection, like a mirror. i actually own a HP laptop with motion sensors and the stupid thing does not recongize my black friend....xD

[WillShakespeare2007]

@nekraweas It is not fake and this clip has made it as far as BBC news in the UK. HP have released a statement on the matter which you can google.

[foxybrunette1986]

aw!

[jkd301]

I would bet the designer of the software and camera were asian

[kurisu7885]

If you think your PC is racist, then get a Mac. It doesn't have the RAM to know what racism is.

[TheShattuckGroup]

@kurisu7885

yeah 32 gb isnt enough to do anything really

[Lecrie]

Wanda is the winner

[branjohn423]

@psyphormer

I think it's more like this:

void racistCamera(user){ if (user:white) { faceRecognition(user); } else {  system.out.println("Laptop being used is stolen. Reporting to local police."); }

[matrix6977]

HAHAHAHA this is hilarious...

[endonetto]

branjohn423.....hahahahahaha..­.that's just funny right there...

[dmitryrogalev]

ошибочка досадная в программе! налицо расистские выходки разработчиков!

[r0ck5tarrM]

ya'll needa' get a mac! lol

[sgfellow]

Uh...could this be a lighting problem? You can see the obvious lighting in the video is less than ideal, and it is a non-racial fact that darker skin requires more light to create highlights for character resolution - tho' I have to say the commentary is pretty humorous.

[chloejjjane]

<3 negroes

[JonMJ]

Any HP product sucks! We have had nothing but trouble out of all HP products! Avoid them at all costs!

[CalladaTormenta]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.... white Wanda. That was REALLY funny, but even more so unfortunate. You should prob invest in a Mac my dude...

[kristinekuntz]

lol @ white Wanda

[jpchiles]

once again... OMG. Bad!

[Maverick43232]

Rofl @ 1:10!

[georgianborat]

Well well well.. Folks I've got good news for you... No not Geico insurance thing.. Guess!

Good News from HP: Hewlett Packard is now developing new generation of SECURITY webcams that will only detect and face track blacks. This is to make up for past wrongdoings. I hope this will make color community happy. Enjoy!

[jpchiles]

OMG

[jocker069]

OMG you could be the next will smith!!! I mean,  nice voice! :D ahah

peace from portugal

[John4660]

Obama fans most likely wouldn't mind this ass running the country either since they share the same intellect.

Which explains why the country is so fucked up.

[John4660]

Get a computer that has "picture keys" on the keyboard.

Look for the one that has your picture. It's the black key!

Don't worry that the special keys are lettered "White"!

[anikuntao]

to the all the morons that give racist remarks.....hell with u guys..... give a thot....if the white were slaves many years ago, n this shit happen to u guys...wouldnt u guys say the same thing??? dont be a limb dick...tis world is shared by many races.....

[marc15yo]

@anikuntao Epic comment

[John4660]

It's like watching a cartoon chimp trying to see if he can get into a box of bananas.

[Laxcarl]

To black man in video: Get a Mac - it doesn't discriminate :)

[John4660]

This is the new black reality! Either agree with the percentage of people that think this a joke or your a racist. That's the black way of thinking that some whites endorse while i do not because it lacks class.

It shows just how ignorant black people are and explains why Obama became President.

[MakkaPakka666]

well, it`s no doubt your black reality, and your view of reality is honestly very outdated, not to speak of boring

[DORI1981]

Obama fan or not hes your president lol sucks to be you :(

[DORI1981]

i second that Jaydensnina it saddens me to see such ignorance

[jaydensnina]

Such ignorance on your part John.

[John4660]

This video is the perfect example of the mentality of Obama Fans.

It depicts the actual portrayal of how the black mind actually works and lack thereof.

To Order Yours Today call : 1-800- GO-CHIMP

[MakkaPakka666]

Don`t take everything so fucking serious. If you think all black ppl are just as ignorant as you, that`s just fine. But you`re not really hitting anyone with that punch.

[John4660]

I took your banana now your crying!

[georgianborat]

HP is now working on new security camera device that will only recognize and face-track blacks... To make them feel better after these allegations.

[light24bulbs]

hahaha ok, i like that you are light hearted about this, i would be so pissed. you think they would have thought of this

[v1ce21]

I just woke up around 5AM reading this and I lol'ed myself out of bed....! :D

[John4660]

It's made for us by us just like your black clothing is made by Puff The Magic Daddy. Hala !

The Machine Knows Your Not It's Master.

After all you did not put any effort into building it;

therefore, your not permitted access to intelligent software and hardware.

[skibumpmc]

...Looks like HP won't be selling too much of this technology to the security & surveillance industry.

[coatete]

You May be a vampire.... remember they cannot have a refleccion on the mirror.... just kidding

[John4660]

Grow A Brain !

[ftwebit]

"You can only be destroyed by believing that you really are what the white world calls a nigger" (James Baldwin).

[John4660]

This fool is getting PAID for this BS!

[Lecrie]

pure win

[gr1chewOw]

only faggots here :O

[agapefriend1]

He's pointing out something that happens not to work universally, with a touch of humor. Don't feel so threatened by the word racist, just take it in context. Certain posters should look at why they feel so upset by this and HP should take note, as something in their programming is amiss. If it's all a hoax, it's a good one!

[MrMathiasbonneux]

it doesnt follow because you are full of shit! the ability of the camera equals the ability of the person in front you stupid!!!

[paganscientist]

solution :  lighten up dude!!

[kalponik]

before you claim anyone/any"thing" to be racist, know that god is the real racist, who made you black. :S

therefore stop illogical comlaining.

[Lecrie]

@kalponik

you're the racist if you believe in god

[XxXrichOWNSXxX]

lol your right dude XD

[desmosedici69]

hahahahaha!

[betabrain]

i bet it can't see slanted eyes either :D

but seriously i bet it was just some small crew of white guys who didn't think outside their box. this is why it should be open source and why they should test their closed source software better...

[XeonProductions]

From a programmers perspective it's probably just a result of forgetfulness or assuming it would work in all scenarios. Or they where racist and only assumed white people would be able to afford it.

[robertorrangel]

ferro negao......era sho que faltava computador racista...

[ruawow]

i think thats great there big brother crap only works on whites lol

[Mulipipi1]

WTF!!! I didn't even know it had a tracking devices on the cam. I just bought one and it never move's. That dang cam don't track Polynesian. F**k I want my money back!!!

[georgianborat]

News from HP FRONT DESK: Hewlett Packard Corporation is deeply concerned with the allegations of racism in regards to its new Media Smart PC Webcams and would like to apologize for any inferior feelings it may've caused within color community. HP is committed to customer satisfaction despite of skin color so to make up for the damages HP is now on the initial stages of development of new types of Security Cameras that will detect / face track only blacks. Enjoy! HP is not racist after all !

[Filipinachick7486]

DAMN RACISTS!!!! wonder what happend on asians or hispanics?!

[GothamzJoker]

No. You listen. The world will survive. And it deserves more than you've been able to provide. So let's cut to it, shall we? Privately I'm worth more than all of your corporations combined, I could buy and sell you three times over, which is something you should factor into your decision should you choose to make our disagreement public. You understand, don't you?

[hughezie]

Karl you're a prick

[karlyoung1987]

To be fair, the software was only designed for use by humans

[TaskTesla]

FAIL

[SuperTchaikovsky]

It has nothing to do with HP. Other brands will result the same thing. Cryer is just a crying baby.

[jeandarc824]

GothamzJoker, well since you're not black you tell us what you think could be done to fix the problem. I mean, like, the damned computer can't "see" more than 1/2 of the world. Remember: in the world, whites are a distinct minority. And, yes, no doubt it can see Asians because they have "adequate foreground light".

[adil2x]

desi has great humour. im sure he can charm HP into changing their computers for all types of face tones!

[bensonj1974]

At least he says it with a touch of humour.

Like someone said, it just needs fixing. But a cracking and funny post no-less!.

[ambawa]

I wonder if it will recognize asians?

[eeputzz]

Hahahaaaa, I love this video! So unbelievably funny :'D "wanda, get back in the frame" :L

[fontane143]

that was funny you people might be racist he was joking/he still bought the dam computer, you idiots stop making it more than just a freakin joke

[EIN771]

its a simple mistake on HP's behalf... with products such as these the amount of programming and hardware issues could be endless... next thing apple will be called "fatist" or something because there stubby fingers cant use a touchscreen

[GothamzJoker]

I'm gonna sue HP for discrimination. No doubt, son!

[GothamzJoker]

haha you're a loser geek who will never feel the touch of a real woman. lol it's alright dude you are not alone.

[ali566]

well, its not racism, technology needs an improvment there.

[AngeloTan69]

Ya some fucked up people during xmas. Think about it.

[WBBugleBoy]

People, CHILL. He's JOKING.

[Kelvari7882]

He may be saying it's racist, but you can tell he's saying it more jokingly than anything. And HP is looking into what the story is with the camera tracking (or not tracking, as the case may be).

[tatayatube]

trust me, the HP computers are not racist,they are sexual discrimination.

[t0psh0tta]

i think posting racist comments makes ppl feel giddy.

[uglykid13]

its because black people arn't real people

[qbslug]

black absorbs more light so its probably harder to track black than white because it has to track a lack of light

[AmericanSD]

What do Blacks want now from HP? Another affirmative action-like remedial program for this? Although, it is real, it is a flaw, nonetheless. That's my opinion. By the way, I am African so you won't have any crazy ideas.

[GothamzJoker]

Well, since you're black, you tell us what blacks want from HP?

[AmericanSD]

I hope nothing. This is a simple technical flaw and it should be understood as such and nothing else. I am an engineer and things like this happen.

[AmericanSD]

I can't help my self think about this, but it appears to me that our friend here (in the video) might be after the usual sought-after quick and easy buck. Familiar? huh? My advice would be to get a good degree and join the likes of HP to unravel interesting technical challenges like this one.

[diskullman]

Maybe the camera only tracks women.

[funkprodigio]

Estranho mas muito estranho a cam não segue o rapaz negro mas quando é a colega dele a cam usa de todos os recursos para enquadrá-la em todos os ângulos. Será que a HP é mesmo racista ?

[kamibear2005]

The Cameraz should be made to track Blacks more than whites. Its usually Blacks who need to be identified after thefts and the webcam not being able to follow black is a serious security issue.

[t0psh0tta]

weak, not racist enough. try again.

[kamibear2005]

I wasn't trying to be racist.. I like to state facts.. I live in reality not a wonderland..

[t0psh0tta]

well you failed at that as well

just give up on life

[muk546]

get a mac

[daza1471]

day-um she is uggglly

[HowlingRay]

Lol!! But no seriously HP sort it out.

[reodk]

I am out raged!!!

[slippyg]

ha! cool vid guys. good find.

[biozamadotcom]

This is racist!!!!

Against whites.

Obviously, the damn computers are targeting white people.

But for what?????????

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hamidsahil]

hahaha....that's funny....mayb it's made by white programmer, for whites

[foolrock]

Wanda is a munter.

[gomadzevik]

damn I feel sorry for the brother... stupid HP the man got one for Christmas... F_ _ _ HP!

[madfamous1]

well..it wouldn't make sense for the camera to detect darkness..

[curtisstyle]

haha

[TomokoMurakami]

Desi, you managed to retain your awesome sense of humor while still making a point. Absolutely brilliant!

[Weazelmania]

No, HP aren't racist... Why is everyone making it seem like 4 scientists sat in a room making prejudice camera software?

[korn6499]

i dont know if they are racist or not, seems kind of ridiculous, but anyways their computers are shit. I bought one right before windows 7 came out, all kinds of added features purchased with it, and I dont enjoy the computer right now. The computer works its ass off all the time, and the plastic buttons by the finger pad are flimsy and want to break off. the left click button is already fucked and its just a matter of time. I have had this computer for 2 months-not recommended

[apple2forever]

How embarrassing for HP!

Before youtube, this would have been buried as a "support request".

With youtube, it has over one million views, and HP gets to respond to the public.

Global company not testing products on global customers.

[oojamaflipper]

oh bloody 'ell that's priceless. lol!

; )

[treishtrei]

maybe the PC is just scared of being stolen :))))))

[dansobolanu]

:))))))))

[paucarre]

HP developers ignored black people and then quality guys didn't test the system against black people ignoring them again.

It is a proof that HP people are directly or indirectly racist.

I prefer DELL computers, they are just quality computers at a good price without rubbish.

[CandyHam]

rofl

[pinnykraze]

THATS WHY I BOUGHT A DELL !!

[pokemaughan]

Ahahahahahaaaaaaa

[hookmrl]

I have a hp it is a piece of crap I have called and emailed no help they suck

[xchattykathy]

No problem! I'll just stick with Dell.

[Scray1]

Guy, you are a fucking idiot. It's obviously a software glitch. No racism at all, it's not even funny.

[ifuseekamy]

HP sucks anyway. Get your money back, Desi.

[mcfuller52]

This reminds me of how prescription drugs get to market: tested mainly on healthy, young white males, but primarily marketed to women.

[shutupshake]

That is comical, I wonder if it works for Indian/Pakistani people?

[Ripley44mag]

Yep like we didn't already know ?????? :O)

[Ripley44mag]

Yup...we always  knew that....:o)

[Nuanceqwest]

I hardly think that it is infringing on his human rights. There are bigger issues in the world

[shawnph]

My Logitech 9000 qucikcam pro is supposed to do the same thing but doesn't always work if the lighting isn't right.

[MutantSwarm]

Nice try, pal, but you're not going to get rich off of this. You still have to go to work tomorrow.

[chagito162]

Yes they racist because they made the software for white people they thought black people couldnt afford it so they didnt make the software for black people

[dxbomber]

Call Jesse jackson!

[CmndrSpock]

I think it's incredible that a major corporation would market technology that works with white people only!

And I think some of these comments (VANAGUMSABAGUM and JewishUsuryBastard) are just too stupid to be worthy of a response.

[strtme]

assholes are alive and well, right Vana?

[umaralfarooq]

Reading these comments prove that racism is dead in America.

[hrp41]

VANAGUMSABAGUM

As a man of the white race I must say that you are one ignorant S.O.B

The whole problem with racism is that it stems from total ignorance and you have OBVIOUSLY been slapped with the dumbass stick too many times.

I would say that maybe you should be sent to Africa to live so that you might learn a few things but that would just add insult to injury for the Good people of Africa. Please feel free to shoot yourself now.

[gatmguru]

Ok my question is why is everything reversed in the camera, look at his name badge all of the words are backwards, the boxes on the shelf behind him all of the words are backwards. It's as if they used a mirror to put their image in front of the camera, and that is why the software isn't working. I can't see her name tag really well, but I will bet the letter are not reversed on hers.

[umaralfarooq]

Camera is a mirror image of the self. No mirrors necessary.

[labearforyou]

No if you look at hers it is reversed as well.

[vanagumsabagum]

We should send all black people back to africa & bomb africa. That way, the world would be free from aids, malaria and other diseases black people bring.

Death to the blacks!

[refbum1]

You are incorrect.  You did get your 10 seconds of fame with HP's face recognition software.

[benjammin420]

Rodney Dangerfield, got no respect either...lol