I bumped in to David Cann at Edinburgh Fringe a few years aback, in the bar at the Pleasance Courtyard. I asked him about this sketch and he said Julia Davis almost refused to film it as she found it so disturbing. She took quite a bit of coaxing to get it together.
Would have been funnier if it had simply dealt with the casualness of the parents in this age of over protectness. Their indifference to their kid's murder kind of killed any humour and ruined a good idea. Morris is better than that.
@flaxonx3 i disagree their callous indifference is the joke the part of it that makes it actually funny dealing with it 'simply' wouldnt have been funny and wouldnt fit in with the series which is demented boundaries pushing comedy genius. He isnt looking for something mainstream he is looking for something funny and clearly wants people who dont like the series to turn off
I do think the Blue Jam radio version of this sketch which is a bit longer and has different music is superior though.
@mytimetravellingdog No it was funny at the start because their indifference to the boy not coming home from school was a joke in itself which pushes boundaries & isn't mainstream. To stretch the indifference to callousness kills the idea for me as it becomes like one of those exaggeration type jokes where you keep upping the ante by topping the previous exaggeration until it gets ridiculous & unfunny.
I love this. It's not just dark comedy; it's an observation of how casual we are about people suffering by this point. Chris Morris, you are a freak, but you are also great.
@307am The "joke" is more of an observation of modern day paranoia, especially concerning children. Alot of Jam that this clip came deviates from the style of formulaic comedy we are almost addicted to and crave on main stream telly. This is much richer than that and isn't just comedy but also satirical and powerful. Jam is infinitely more original and nourishing to watch as a viewer.
In my opinion Chris Morris was showing the absolute polarization of what happens in the modern western world.
I was told this skit was supposed to be really offending, so I was expecting too much. Would probably've been more fun if I didn't know what to expect.
@TheRealDeadMedic Indeed...I don't Chris Morris will entirely go away for a long time yet, part of his style is to lay low for a few years working on projects you wouldn't even hear of and then come out with something like four lions which is bound to get everyone talking and then go off the radar again...its true there seem to be longer gaps but I'm sure we will be hearing from the talented Mr Morris again.
Absolute shit...nothing against risque comedy,but this just aint funny or relevant.
Btw TheAmazingMeatMan your a fucking cock.Disgusting comment to make,you should be ashamed of yourself.Your obviously not a parent and will never know what hurt those two people are suffering...but hey anything for a cheap laugh eh ??
@gordonw01 This is very relevant. Gerry and kate mccann left there little girl home alone while they went drinking, this sketch is pretty much them in a nutshell. our just what we call a 'wanker' go away mr wanker no one likes you.
@IglePigleLovesDisco oh dear oh dear! Sorry but I'm not buying the whole media furore over madeline mccann, parents have to sacrifice certain things for their kids, like not going out on the piss with friends while their kids at home alone. The sketch was made WAY before madeline mccann was nicked but it has certain errie similarities. Just thought i'd stick up for amazing meat man who made the point origionally... I'm sick to death of uptight sanctimonious tits who get uptight.
@keirarts30 Getting awful uptight just because my view on this video doesn't match your own....take my advice go out and get a ride,even if you have too spend your own money doing it.Ya sad prick.
@gordonw01 Just sticking up for amazingmeatman, I could care less if you like the video or not you were just a bit out of order with him for making what I felt was a fair comment. Sorry but I dont tow the media line on this one, I genuinelly think the mccanns had at least a portion of blam for what happened. Not one person I know would leave their kids alone to go out drinking while on holiday.
@keirarts30 Whatever you think about the MCann's parenting how can you consider that they would be so aloof about their own childs demise ??? They made a huge mistake..of which they will forever suffer...don't think people should try and get a cheap laugh out of them is all...lowest form of wit.
@gordonw01 So you're (notice the spelling/punctuation, fucknut) a parent, and think that leaving you daughter alone in a foreign country is O.K. - and I'M the cock???
And why not have the balls to reply to my comment directly? I only saw this because someone else had replied to my comment - made over a year ago, and second-rated on this video, you notice - so most other people agree with me. And they'll also agree with me that you're a cocksucking piece of donkey shit.
@TheAmazingMeatMan And I also meant 'your daughter'. But, hey, at least I correct myself after making a mistake. Unlike gordonw01's parents, when they should have aborted him instead of going full-term.
As you show know empathy towards people making mistakes ot their huge pain i'm guessing you'll die a sad and lonely old man never knowing what it was to feel love and be loved.
@gordonw01 I think the definition of 'deplorable cunt' is someone who did what the McCanns did. And no, I don't show empathy towards them, because what they did is something I'd never do.
And it goes far worse than being a mere 'mistake'. I sincerely hope you never have children of your own. You have proved my point though, you R-tard - your parents made the mistake by not aborting you.
I reckon a dead foetus would have more intelligence - and certainly better spelling - than you do. Cunt.
@TheAmazingMeatMan What a sad cunt you really are replying instantly...probably need to visit PC World again tomorrow wont you to purchase another keyboard after smashing yet another one up...take my advice...huv a drink,a smoke,and CHILL THE FUCK OUT ya fucking numptie.
@gordonw01 Judging by your spelling, that must be how you type.
The nickname comes from my taste in women - and before you say anything, if it wasn't for people fucking fat bitches, you wouldn't exist. I apologise to big women everywhere for using the term 'fat bitch', but nothing else adequately describes your mum.
You only started all this is because you haven't got the balls to start a fight in the real world. If you did, someone might do the world a favour & slit your throat. Fuck off
And you make a derogatory remark towards women and wish for my throat to be slit not to mention make a very offensive remark towards my Mother.
If you want to talk about Mother's perhaps yours shold have brought you up to show rspect and empathy towards your fellow man.Then again maybe it's not her falt and your just a born scumbag.
@gordonw01 You're the 'internet hardman' - starting a fight over nothing. The derogatory remark was about ONE woman - yo mamma, so don't twist it like a retarded bitch.
My mum is an absolute cunt, but she obviously made a far better job of raising me than yours did of raising you.
For the reasons above, you ain't no man.
Wake up and smell the coffee, you cunt - you've lost the argument. Repeatedly. I can keep on owning you if you like, but you might start getting sick of it. You cunt.
@gordonw01 No, that's because I don't go starting fights over the internet - though I do tend to finish them. You're a case in point.
The 'ghetto slang' is for someone who claims to be 30, yet obviously has the mental age of a 10-year-old - I'm just trying to use language that a simpleton like you would understand.
You're only done with this because you FINALLY realise that you've lost. Well done, cocksucker. Now go back to your sad little life flaming people, you troll motherfcuker!
@gordonw01 I have no desire to fantasise about cocks. And even if I did, I've been having a YouTube comment argument with one for what seems like forever.
Here's a 3-step plan for you - yes, YOU! - to make the world a brighter place:
1. Shut the fuck up, to avoid embarrassing yourself further;
2. Fuck off;
3. Kill yourself, to rid the world of your outstanding ignorance and ape-level wit.
Trust me, the world won't mourn a fucknut like you.
@TheAmazingMeatMan As all you have is the same regurgitated responses i thoughti'de just copy and paste the same shit you say each time and aim at back at you knobo
1. Shut the fuck up, to avoid embarrassing yourself further;
2. Fuck off;
3. Kill yourself, to rid the world of your outstanding ignorance and ape-level wit.
@gordonw01 I can go on forever, cuntpiece - just ask that absolute whore you call Mum (or probably 'mom lol wtf').
As well as being the only correctly-spelled thing you've posted, the fact you've chosen to copy and paste what I've said just shows that you've literally run out of things to say.
You started this, I'll finish it. Mark my fucking words on that, you worthless rent-boy. Just spare a thought for all the people only viewing this video for a laugh, and not wanting to read your shit
@TheAmazingMeatMan I merely copy'n'pasted yout vitriolic words back at you because it seems to be the only language you understand..yor own.
If we can go back to how this all started regarding the McCann's.They made a huge error in judgement,the biggest of their lives and are now suffering every single day of their lives for it.If you can imagine going through that hell every single day of knowing your Daughter is probably dead and probaby suffered an agonising death
@TheAmazingMeatMan and all they probably want to do is end their own lives but they can't because theyhave to be strong and try and give their other children as normal and happy a life as possible,if you considered all that then maybe just maybe you would have a iota of sympathy for them.Though i doubt it,you seem incapapble of any sort of empathy.
This will be my last comment because i have better things to do than reply to your nonsense.So congratulations you will see this as a "win"
@TheAmazingMeatMan And that is clearly very important t you to get the last word and be seen to "win" an arguement.
So the platforms all yours...try and make it a good one.
Oh and see if you can write a response without your usual playground insults and profanities.You are supposedly a 30 year-old man,though you talk like a 13 year old.
There's nothing you can say to me to make me feel worse than i already do anyway,so fill yer boots.
@gordonw01 That poor little girl is probably suffering Christ knows what at the moment (if she's still alive), so her parents deserve everything they get. I have immense sympathy for parents who have their children abducted in other ways - BUT NOT WHEN THEY LEAVE THEM ALONE IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES.
I wouldn't go through that, because I wouldn't leave my daughter alone like that.
And you haven't seen better than to reply to my 'nonsense' so far. You stuck up for the very real definition of
@gordonw01 irresponsible parents. You did it in the form of responding to a comment on a YouTube video that was made OVER A YEAR AGO. You did it with the spelling of a dyslexic 5-year-old, and all you've been able to do is just repeat my insults back to me (and repeating the bit about being 30 - verbatim - shows that you've become incresingly desperate to back your point). And don't forget you started with the insults. Forgotten that, have we?
@gordonw01 final word over you to prove I've won the argument. The very fact that you're trying to defend the McCanns means you lost a long time ago, no matter how badly you put your arguments across.
I'm not surprised I can't make you feel any worse than you do already - not if you read the above and realise what a monumental cunt you've been.
@samueltouchdown1 Thank you.I'm actually a fan of Chris Morris and his comedy but the cheap digs at the MCcann's were out of order.As you say the guy showed himself up to be nasty and deluded.
Probably. If you remember the "hitman" sketch they aged up the child in that one as well - in Blue Jam she says "I'm only four," in Jam she says "I'm only six"
Great shirt maaaan, goes with the hair, glasses and sideburns. Oh yeah, how's that kid of yours that got raped and murdered? Bummer wasn't it. Fancy another Bollinger?
How, in the space of ten years, did Channel 4 go from doing groundbreaking, risque comedy like this, Father Ted, Brass Eye and Adam and Joe to comically spastic wank like the Friday/Sunday Night Project and the TNT show? You know you're in trouble when your strongest comedic output is two panel shows (You Have Been Watching and 8 out of 10 Cats).
Sorry for the rant, but it just makes me so angry. I hate the TV regulator bullies and incompetent Channel 4 bosses for killing off great comedy. >:-(
@NotHomelessAnymore although, Charlie Brooker is fucking great, You Have Been Watching is his weaker show, but it's still funny. I wish Chris Morris could do some more shows.
@TheRandyChimp Yeah, I wasn't too keen on his Alternative Election Night YHBW, but Screenwipe is still good. Brooker is not bad as a columnist and a satirist, but not so great at presenting/appearing in panel shows and the like. Interestingly, in the 1997 election Channel 4 had the vastly superior Election Night Armistice. Replacing Armando with Jimmy Carr seems like more evidence of slipping standards. I know Carr is popular, but he has a habit of mistaking snideness for actual humour.
@NotHomelessAnymore Totally agree. I guess original comedy takes a lot of time and money; but panel show's can be produced for nothing- you just need some desperate celebrities and perhaps a few hack comic writers who can churn out double meaning jokes!
@NotHomelessAnymore Aside from Chris Morris's stuff, Channel 4 has never been good. So the question isn't really "why is channel 4 so shit now?", it's "why has Chris Morris stopped bothering?". Take Chris Morris out of the equation, and Channel 4 is doing pretty much the same thing it did 10 to 15 years ago; showing Friends over and over again.
@DrChalkwithering Maybe not all of C4's comedy was perfect, but it was never as populist and dumb as it is now. Their last decent comedy was Black Books, which ended six years ago.
I agree with what you say about Chris Morris though. He seems to have gone into early retirement since that misfire with Nathan Barley. He got a minor credit (I don't think he did much at all) on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle which aired on -you guessed it- BBC2. :-)
You, sir, clearly don't remember Channel 4 on Friday nights from 1993 to 1999. At 9:30 was Friends, then at 10:00 was some other spastic American sitcom (it started out as Ellen, then later on it was Will and Grace). Then at 10:30 it was, you guessed it, another spastic American sitcom; Frasier. Followed then by Chris Evans' TFI Friday.
@NotHomelessAnymore Nathan Barely was fucking brilliant, its good to see Chris moving with the times with a very contemporary satire. I think though unless you've had first hand experience of that shoreditch/east london scene its hard to fully appreciate it.
@NotHomelessAnymore Probably because they are too worried about it 'offending' somebody...terrestrial TV is so pants because producers just go for the safe options too much....
@coveneyr It is worth remembering that this nearly never got shown.
Channel 4 gave Morris free reign and he came back to them with Jam
I wonder if half of it was deliberately biting the hand that feeds him (he was very pissed off with CHannel 4 at some point putting that frame into brasseye that youtube would filter out) by making something utterly genius but with zero commercial appeal. Literally. when it was shown they could not get advertisers for it so showed in late at night with no ads
That's not true, Chris Morris specifically requested that no ad breaks be incorporated into the show. Primarily because he didn't want the atmosphere ruined by screaming ads.
Chris Morris has been exiled from tv, no one will have coz everytime he does something someone gets on the moral bandwagon and causes a fuss, as Chris Morris once said 'some people just can't take a fucking joke!'
Yeah this is true, but he's not allowed to do a project like jam or brasseye where he has nearly full control because every time he does, someone starts bitching. And im not a spastic, I have full control of my legs, however I have grown 30 testicles on my back in the past 24 hours, wanna suck them?
my friend has parents like this. we went on holiday camping when we were 16 and when we got back his mam asked very casually where he'd been even though we had been planning it at his house for a few months before.
Speaking as a person who likes to take offense at things I find this clip offensive to all those poor murdered children in the world who can't speak up for themselves.
It's filthy 'comedy' like this that encourages parents to not actually care if their children are kidnapped and murdered. I despair for our society.
So you think this is essentially an advert for child abduction. Wow, I guess al you have to do is turn on the television to see firebreathing pteradactyles machine gunning random pedestrians and your kalaedoscopic vision of the modern world will be complete.
Where?!? Fire breathing dinosaurs? Shouldn't be allowed! Whoever armed them should be strung up! I'm writing to the Daily Mail to tell them I'll be writing to my MP to raise a question in parliament on the issue of making the arming of flying lizards illegal.
The scary thing is, given the billions and billions of people living on this planet, it's a mathematical probability that a couple like this really do exist in the developed world (!)
Oops, I didn't realise till now that Odessii had put a similar comment about 3 months ago! I'm not a plagiarist, honest - it was my own thought. Though I can't imagine anyone NOT hving that thought, really. I clicked the 'thumbs up' on his comment to sort of make up for it. And I can't believe that I misspelled 'called'...oh dear. Not good.
"Apparently he was buggered quite a lot and then strangled."
"Thats a bit much."
Always gets me.
Why does CM only ever make one series of something whilst shit like 'Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps' just runs & runs & runs. No justice in this world!!!
Probably because making good original stuff is harder than making formulaic rubbish. Or maybe something to do with Jam being incredibly disturbing and surreal.
I bumped in to David Cann at Edinburgh Fringe a few years aback, in the bar at the Pleasance Courtyard. I asked him about this sketch and he said Julia Davis almost refused to film it as she found it so disturbing. She took quite a bit of coaxing to get it together.
Dentakulator 4 months ago
julia davis is incredible
upyourtits 4 months ago
Overnight at the schoooooool! :)
cuntylishus 6 months ago 4
Would have been funnier if it had simply dealt with the casualness of the parents in this age of over protectness. Their indifference to their kid's murder kind of killed any humour and ruined a good idea. Morris is better than that.
flaxonx3 8 months ago
@flaxonx3 i disagree their callous indifference is the joke the part of it that makes it actually funny dealing with it 'simply' wouldnt have been funny and wouldnt fit in with the series which is demented boundaries pushing comedy genius. He isnt looking for something mainstream he is looking for something funny and clearly wants people who dont like the series to turn off
I do think the Blue Jam radio version of this sketch which is a bit longer and has different music is superior though.
mytimetravellingdog 8 months ago 2
@mytimetravellingdog No it was funny at the start because their indifference to the boy not coming home from school was a joke in itself which pushes boundaries & isn't mainstream. To stretch the indifference to callousness kills the idea for me as it becomes like one of those exaggeration type jokes where you keep upping the ante by topping the previous exaggeration until it gets ridiculous & unfunny.
yallop9 8 months ago 3
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yallop9 8 months ago
I love this. It's not just dark comedy; it's an observation of how casual we are about people suffering by this point. Chris Morris, you are a freak, but you are also great.
hotelmario510 10 months ago 2
Haha, wow, this is pretty sinister and powerful. Loved it.
MozsQuiff 10 months ago
Black humour at itss best.
simonetti2007 10 months ago
This was pretty stupid. Where was the joke? You saw it coming from the beginning, there was no funny part.
307am 11 months ago
@307am The "joke" is more of an observation of modern day paranoia, especially concerning children. Alot of Jam that this clip came deviates from the style of formulaic comedy we are almost addicted to and crave on main stream telly. This is much richer than that and isn't just comedy but also satirical and powerful. Jam is infinitely more original and nourishing to watch as a viewer.
In my opinion Chris Morris was showing the absolute polarization of what happens in the modern western world.
TheVidEdit 10 months ago 7
I was told this skit was supposed to be really offending, so I was expecting too much. Would probably've been more fun if I didn't know what to expect.
Oracurax 11 months ago
Ah, satire. It's sad there are parents like this(to a lesser degree, obviously...I would hope)
bubmario 11 months ago
193 liks to 4 dislikes. ratioation station
TurKdiRty 11 months ago
This is NOT about The Mccanns: this was broadast in 2000, Madeleine McCann went missing in 2007!
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sankaendika 11 months ago
This vs. Frankie Boyle = the steady death of Channel 4.
kalifire 1 year ago
She is gorgeous. YSF
ysfaljanabi 1 year ago
"[Chris Morris] seems to have gone into early retirement" - so Four Lions just shy of 6 months ago doesn't count? ;)
TheRealDeadMedic 1 year ago
@TheRealDeadMedic Indeed...I don't Chris Morris will entirely go away for a long time yet, part of his style is to lay low for a few years working on projects you wouldn't even hear of and then come out with something like four lions which is bound to get everyone talking and then go off the radar again...its true there seem to be longer gaps but I'm sure we will be hearing from the talented Mr Morris again.
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sdfgsdgsdfgsdg 1 year ago
Lol such comedy genius!
YooBurp 1 year ago
I love the line "Thats a bit much"
scaredmonkey 1 year ago
this is also funny if you think of the parents as the Channel 4 executive board and their child as groundbreaking and original comedy
gizmowidget 1 year ago
Absolute shit...nothing against risque comedy,but this just aint funny or relevant.
Btw TheAmazingMeatMan your a fucking cock.Disgusting comment to make,you should be ashamed of yourself.Your obviously not a parent and will never know what hurt those two people are suffering...but hey anything for a cheap laugh eh ??
gordonw01 1 year ago
@gordonw01 This is very relevant. Gerry and kate mccann left there little girl home alone while they went drinking, this sketch is pretty much them in a nutshell. our just what we call a 'wanker' go away mr wanker no one likes you.
keirarts30 1 year ago 2
@keirarts30 Your a sad wanker.This is basically just a sketch about the MCcann's..get a fucking grip eh? Fucking fool.
IglePigleLovesDisco 1 year ago
@IglePigleLovesDisco oh dear oh dear! Sorry but I'm not buying the whole media furore over madeline mccann, parents have to sacrifice certain things for their kids, like not going out on the piss with friends while their kids at home alone. The sketch was made WAY before madeline mccann was nicked but it has certain errie similarities. Just thought i'd stick up for amazing meat man who made the point origionally... I'm sick to death of uptight sanctimonious tits who get uptight.
keirarts30 1 year ago
@keirarts30 Getting awful uptight just because my view on this video doesn't match your own....take my advice go out and get a ride,even if you have too spend your own money doing it.Ya sad prick.
gordonw01 1 year ago
@gordonw01 Just sticking up for amazingmeatman, I could care less if you like the video or not you were just a bit out of order with him for making what I felt was a fair comment. Sorry but I dont tow the media line on this one, I genuinelly think the mccanns had at least a portion of blam for what happened. Not one person I know would leave their kids alone to go out drinking while on holiday.
keirarts30 1 year ago
@keirarts30 Whatever you think about the MCann's parenting how can you consider that they would be so aloof about their own childs demise ??? They made a huge mistake..of which they will forever suffer...don't think people should try and get a cheap laugh out of them is all...lowest form of wit.
gordonw01 1 year ago
@gordonw01 So you're (notice the spelling/punctuation, fucknut) a parent, and think that leaving you daughter alone in a foreign country is O.K. - and I'M the cock???
And why not have the balls to reply to my comment directly? I only saw this because someone else had replied to my comment - made over a year ago, and second-rated on this video, you notice - so most other people agree with me. And they'll also agree with me that you're a cocksucking piece of donkey shit.
Props, keirarts10!
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago
@TheAmazingMeatMan er, I meant keirarts30. Sorry.
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago
@TheAmazingMeatMan And I also meant 'your daughter'. But, hey, at least I correct myself after making a mistake. Unlike gordonw01's parents, when they should have aborted him instead of going full-term.
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago
@TheAmazingMeatMan
Fuck you ya deplorable cunt.
As you show know empathy towards people making mistakes ot their huge pain i'm guessing you'll die a sad and lonely old man never knowing what it was to feel love and be loved.
gordonw01 1 year ago
@gordonw01 I think the definition of 'deplorable cunt' is someone who did what the McCanns did. And no, I don't show empathy towards them, because what they did is something I'd never do.
And it goes far worse than being a mere 'mistake'. I sincerely hope you never have children of your own. You have proved my point though, you R-tard - your parents made the mistake by not aborting you.
I reckon a dead foetus would have more intelligence - and certainly better spelling - than you do. Cunt.
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago
@TheAmazingMeatMan What a sad cunt you really are replying instantly...probably need to visit PC World again tomorrow wont you to purchase another keyboard after smashing yet another one up...take my advice...huv a drink,a smoke,and CHILL THE FUCK OUT ya fucking numptie.
gordonw01 1 year ago
@gordonw01 I was already online, you cocksucker. What would you rather me do, wait OVER A YEAR to respond to someone's comment, like you did?
Not only that, but you did it in order to defend the McCanns. Grow up and get a life, you sad fuck. And buy a dictionary while you're at it.
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago 2
@TheAmazingMeatMan
Haha better buy another keyboard...Smash...smash...smash...
What a utter fud you are.
AmazingMeatMan who calls themselves something like that ? Only a wanker of the highest order.
gordonw01 1 year ago
@gordonw01 Judging by your spelling, that must be how you type.
The nickname comes from my taste in women - and before you say anything, if it wasn't for people fucking fat bitches, you wouldn't exist. I apologise to big women everywhere for using the term 'fat bitch', but nothing else adequately describes your mum.
You only started all this is because you haven't got the balls to start a fight in the real world. If you did, someone might do the world a favour & slit your throat. Fuck off
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago 2
@TheAmazingMeatMan
So your a internet hardman eh ?
And you make a derogatory remark towards women and wish for my throat to be slit not to mention make a very offensive remark towards my Mother.
If you want to talk about Mother's perhaps yours shold have brought you up to show rspect and empathy towards your fellow man.Then again maybe it's not her falt and your just a born scumbag.
gordonw01 1 year ago
@gordonw01 You're the 'internet hardman' - starting a fight over nothing. The derogatory remark was about ONE woman - yo mamma, so don't twist it like a retarded bitch.
My mum is an absolute cunt, but she obviously made a far better job of raising me than yours did of raising you.
For the reasons above, you ain't no man.
Wake up and smell the coffee, you cunt - you've lost the argument. Repeatedly. I can keep on owning you if you like, but you might start getting sick of it. You cunt.
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago
@TheAmazingMeatMan Haha im the internet hardman am i ?
I aint the one who keeps saying you aint got the balls to say this to my face blah blah blah.Truth is i would say any of this to your face ya fud.
By the way "Yo Mamma" and "owning you" are you living in the ghetto's of Inglewood or Compton? If not stop talking like such a daft cunt.
Done with you.
gordonw01 1 year ago
@gordonw01 No, that's because I don't go starting fights over the internet - though I do tend to finish them. You're a case in point.
The 'ghetto slang' is for someone who claims to be 30, yet obviously has the mental age of a 10-year-old - I'm just trying to use language that a simpleton like you would understand.
You're only done with this because you FINALLY realise that you've lost. Well done, cocksucker. Now go back to your sad little life flaming people, you troll motherfcuker!
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago
@TheAmazingMeatMan Wibble Wibble...dry yer eyes oot ya sad prick haha.
And stop fantasising about cocks.
gordonw01 1 year ago
@gordonw01 I have no desire to fantasise about cocks. And even if I did, I've been having a YouTube comment argument with one for what seems like forever.
Here's a 3-step plan for you - yes, YOU! - to make the world a brighter place:
1. Shut the fuck up, to avoid embarrassing yourself further;
2. Fuck off;
3. Kill yourself, to rid the world of your outstanding ignorance and ape-level wit.
Trust me, the world won't mourn a fucknut like you.
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago 3
@TheAmazingMeatMan As all you have is the same regurgitated responses i thoughti'de just copy and paste the same shit you say each time and aim at back at you knobo
1. Shut the fuck up, to avoid embarrassing yourself further;
2. Fuck off;
3. Kill yourself, to rid the world of your outstanding ignorance and ape-level wit.
feel likending this anytime soon ?
gordonw01 1 year ago
@gordonw01 I can go on forever, cuntpiece - just ask that absolute whore you call Mum (or probably 'mom lol wtf').
As well as being the only correctly-spelled thing you've posted, the fact you've chosen to copy and paste what I've said just shows that you've literally run out of things to say.
You started this, I'll finish it. Mark my fucking words on that, you worthless rent-boy. Just spare a thought for all the people only viewing this video for a laugh, and not wanting to read your shit
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago
@TheAmazingMeatMan I merely copy'n'pasted yout vitriolic words back at you because it seems to be the only language you understand..yor own.
If we can go back to how this all started regarding the McCann's.They made a huge error in judgement,the biggest of their lives and are now suffering every single day of their lives for it.If you can imagine going through that hell every single day of knowing your Daughter is probably dead and probaby suffered an agonising death
gordonw01 1 year ago
@TheAmazingMeatMan and all they probably want to do is end their own lives but they can't because theyhave to be strong and try and give their other children as normal and happy a life as possible,if you considered all that then maybe just maybe you would have a iota of sympathy for them.Though i doubt it,you seem incapapble of any sort of empathy.
This will be my last comment because i have better things to do than reply to your nonsense.So congratulations you will see this as a "win"
gordonw01 1 year ago
@TheAmazingMeatMan And that is clearly very important t you to get the last word and be seen to "win" an arguement.
So the platforms all yours...try and make it a good one.
Oh and see if you can write a response without your usual playground insults and profanities.You are supposedly a 30 year-old man,though you talk like a 13 year old.
There's nothing you can say to me to make me feel worse than i already do anyway,so fill yer boots.
gordonw01 1 year ago
@gordonw01 That poor little girl is probably suffering Christ knows what at the moment (if she's still alive), so her parents deserve everything they get. I have immense sympathy for parents who have their children abducted in other ways - BUT NOT WHEN THEY LEAVE THEM ALONE IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES.
I wouldn't go through that, because I wouldn't leave my daughter alone like that.
And you haven't seen better than to reply to my 'nonsense' so far. You stuck up for the very real definition of
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago
@gordonw01 irresponsible parents. You did it in the form of responding to a comment on a YouTube video that was made OVER A YEAR AGO. You did it with the spelling of a dyslexic 5-year-old, and all you've been able to do is just repeat my insults back to me (and repeating the bit about being 30 - verbatim - shows that you've become incresingly desperate to back your point). And don't forget you started with the insults. Forgotten that, have we?
You started this. And I don't have to have the
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago
@gordonw01 final word over you to prove I've won the argument. The very fact that you're trying to defend the McCanns means you lost a long time ago, no matter how badly you put your arguments across.
I'm not surprised I can't make you feel any worse than you do already - not if you read the above and realise what a monumental cunt you've been.
TheAmazingMeatMan 1 year ago
@gordonw01
That guy is a callous , dribbling thicko and you clearly made a decent moral argument.
It's shite that he thinks his pathetic hateful opinion triumphed , but he probably has no life and his only mates are scum like him.
Keep fighting the idiots!
samueltouchdown1 1 year ago
@samueltouchdown1 Thank you.I'm actually a fan of Chris Morris and his comedy but the cheap digs at the MCcann's were out of order.As you say the guy showed himself up to be nasty and deluded.
Cheers
Gordon
gordonw01 1 year ago
He probably just decided to stay overnight at the school....
jamestampere 1 year ago
yeah pretty sure thats him.
DarkKnightBob1o1 1 year ago
I think this is one of the easier to understand Jam sketches
roe5745 1 year ago
The part where she casually tells him to mention the blues glasses, while checking her appearance, actually made my spine cold.
Which I'm grateful for, as its terribly warm in this room.
KaliberKing 1 year ago 4
What are the tunes in this clip, yeah?
edaines 2 years ago
One is by Brian Eno and it's on the Trainspotting soundtrack
jamesharvey 1 year ago
that woman is so sexy.she's pretty funny as well. I reccommend her 'humain remains' series with rob brydon.
jamesjonesrocket 2 years ago 3
Jam rules.
ControlDenied307 2 years ago
The glasses make him look quite studious lol. I find it odd that I laughed amongst the horrible situation
Pawluk44 2 years ago
"I'll have a word with him next time I see him" lol genius.
jesal21 2 years ago
"Sounds like he was buggered pretty hard and then strangled"
"That's a bit much"
LMAO
aarghapanda 2 years ago 4
So dark....
I love it!
mahatmaxizor 2 years ago
Love the way she goes "ooo" when he tells her they've found a body.
GeorgeKMFDM 2 years ago
lol very dark
smmeegal 2 years ago
One of the darkest of all Jam sketches and one of the best.
fuzzface100 2 years ago 3
the one with the estate agent was pretty rough too lol. bagpiping ?..yeah agreed though.
TECHNOID69 2 years ago
im sure on blue jam the kids 5 or 6
WyldOats 2 years ago
Probably. If you remember the "hitman" sketch they aged up the child in that one as well - in Blue Jam she says "I'm only four," in Jam she says "I'm only six"
piflover 2 years ago
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1DX2020 2 years ago
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i just couldent laugh at this,found it really depressing actually.
tairanman 2 years ago
Great shirt maaaan, goes with the hair, glasses and sideburns. Oh yeah, how's that kid of yours that got raped and murdered? Bummer wasn't it. Fancy another Bollinger?
rubbishycrap 2 years ago 2
@rubbishycrap
Thanks for explaining the sketch.
fnupfnup 2 years ago
yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
sewercat 2 years ago
This is so funny, but it also makes you go all cold inside. Fantastic comedy; Chris Morris is an unfathomably dark and brilliant man
rolandreally 2 years ago 15
How, in the space of ten years, did Channel 4 go from doing groundbreaking, risque comedy like this, Father Ted, Brass Eye and Adam and Joe to comically spastic wank like the Friday/Sunday Night Project and the TNT show? You know you're in trouble when your strongest comedic output is two panel shows (You Have Been Watching and 8 out of 10 Cats).
Sorry for the rant, but it just makes me so angry. I hate the TV regulator bullies and incompetent Channel 4 bosses for killing off great comedy. >:-(
NotHomelessAnymore 2 years ago 162
i agree
nurgle75 2 years ago
@NotHomelessAnymore Couldn't agree more
joanna86uk 1 year ago
@NotHomelessAnymore although, Charlie Brooker is fucking great, You Have Been Watching is his weaker show, but it's still funny. I wish Chris Morris could do some more shows.
TheRandyChimp 1 year ago
@TheRandyChimp Yeah, I wasn't too keen on his Alternative Election Night YHBW, but Screenwipe is still good. Brooker is not bad as a columnist and a satirist, but not so great at presenting/appearing in panel shows and the like. Interestingly, in the 1997 election Channel 4 had the vastly superior Election Night Armistice. Replacing Armando with Jimmy Carr seems like more evidence of slipping standards. I know Carr is popular, but he has a habit of mistaking snideness for actual humour.
NotHomelessAnymore 1 year ago
@NotHomelessAnymore I sort of agree, Jimmy Carr makes me laugh, but only because he's saying what I'm usually thinking, and that amuses me.
TheRandyChimp 1 year ago
@NotHomelessAnymore
>Implying Father Ted was groundbreaking or risque.
Father TED. Now that would have been groundbreaking.
revilo314 1 year ago
@NotHomelessAnymore Totally agree. I guess original comedy takes a lot of time and money; but panel show's can be produced for nothing- you just need some desperate celebrities and perhaps a few hack comic writers who can churn out double meaning jokes!
seymourg12 1 year ago
@NotHomelessAnymore Aside from Chris Morris's stuff, Channel 4 has never been good. So the question isn't really "why is channel 4 so shit now?", it's "why has Chris Morris stopped bothering?". Take Chris Morris out of the equation, and Channel 4 is doing pretty much the same thing it did 10 to 15 years ago; showing Friends over and over again.
DrChalkwithering 1 year ago
@DrChalkwithering Maybe not all of C4's comedy was perfect, but it was never as populist and dumb as it is now. Their last decent comedy was Black Books, which ended six years ago.
I agree with what you say about Chris Morris though. He seems to have gone into early retirement since that misfire with Nathan Barley. He got a minor credit (I don't think he did much at all) on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle which aired on -you guessed it- BBC2. :-)
NotHomelessAnymore 1 year ago
You, sir, clearly don't remember Channel 4 on Friday nights from 1993 to 1999. At 9:30 was Friends, then at 10:00 was some other spastic American sitcom (it started out as Ellen, then later on it was Will and Grace). Then at 10:30 it was, you guessed it, another spastic American sitcom; Frasier. Followed then by Chris Evans' TFI Friday.
And this was their flagship prime time line up.
DrChalkwithering 1 year ago
@DrChalkwithering
My wife has just reminded me of 'Drop the Dead Donkey', which was brilliant, so I take some of this back.
DrChalkwithering 1 year ago
@NotHomelessAnymore I did like Adam and Joe's footballs song 'Footy' though.
DrChalkwithering 1 year ago
@NotHomelessAnymore Nathan Barely was fucking brilliant, its good to see Chris moving with the times with a very contemporary satire. I think though unless you've had first hand experience of that shoreditch/east london scene its hard to fully appreciate it.
duskdogs 1 year ago
@NotHomelessAnymore People lost any sense of intelligence and culture, I blame the pansy liberals who voted for New Labour and Tony Blair.
VenueVideoUK 1 year ago
@NotHomelessAnymore Probably because they are too worried about it 'offending' somebody...terrestrial TV is so pants because producers just go for the safe options too much....
coveneyr 10 months ago
@coveneyr It is worth remembering that this nearly never got shown.
Channel 4 gave Morris free reign and he came back to them with Jam
I wonder if half of it was deliberately biting the hand that feeds him (he was very pissed off with CHannel 4 at some point putting that frame into brasseye that youtube would filter out) by making something utterly genius but with zero commercial appeal. Literally. when it was shown they could not get advertisers for it so showed in late at night with no ads
mytimetravellingdog 8 months ago 8
@mytimetravellingdog
That's not true, Chris Morris specifically requested that no ad breaks be incorporated into the show. Primarily because he didn't want the atmosphere ruined by screaming ads.
rdmantle 4 months ago
@NotHomelessAnymore Totally, I mean Tramadol Nights and The Morgana Show - WHAT THE FUCK? Poor imitations of this touch of genius
digitalspaghetti 8 months ago
Chris Morris, you brilliant, funny fucker.
missitchy 2 years ago 26
awesome lol
supEnoc 2 years ago
They found a body love
ohhh!
Wolviepayne 2 years ago 2
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hurrendously unreal
st1g 2 years ago
Actually I think you'll find on a lot of levels it's worryingly accurate
jezkemp 2 years ago 8
....
"that was a bit much...."
- so funny i damn near choked on my water
Idolhands7007 2 years ago
the track from around one minute is by brian eno its from the Apollo missions album its on youtube
Hexogenik 2 years ago
I think it's Deep Blue Day, it was in Trainspotting when Renton dives into the toilet after his suppositories.
velapulsar 2 years ago
this is so wrong but yet so hilarious.
limbot 2 years ago
Hilarious- but I can't seem to find the guy who wishes to see his own funeral...
LilacKitty 2 years ago
does he have a car? good its terribly rainy. hahaha
4ndr3wk 2 years ago 6
Can't they bring him around?
youcanawesome 2 years ago
does anyone know what the track is at the END of this sketch? it plays until the very end. thanks
ribrobo 2 years ago
STAB STAB STAB THE CHILDREN
rubylulu 2 years ago
What does she say at the end "Ive always thought he was bit of a . . . . "??????
josephjvalentine 3 years ago
twit
vicbishop 3 years ago 3
this new format youtube uses is shit!
tuinal 3 years ago
this is going to give me nightmares...
Kela08 3 years ago
Apparently he was buggered quite a lot.
joe588 3 years ago 4
you have to love this twisted weird style he is using but which somehow reflects with precision our world. bravo.
andrej149 3 years ago
He he he. Delightful stuff.
jackoscarsargent 3 years ago
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She's pretty hot
LordIggles 3 years ago 4
Reality (ie The McCanns) is more disturbing than even this...
thaddeuslowe 3 years ago 5
Why isnt there more Morris and Ianucci on TV
UKFootpatrol 3 years ago 4
Chris Morris has been exiled from tv, no one will have coz everytime he does something someone gets on the moral bandwagon and causes a fuss, as Chris Morris once said 'some people just can't take a fucking joke!'
xXhanniballecterJXx 3 years ago 3
He was on TV 2 weeks ago, you plum.
thaddeuslowe 3 years ago
you are a total spastic hes still around writing and appearing in comedies.
mrcuddles100 3 years ago
Yeah this is true, but he's not allowed to do a project like jam or brasseye where he has nearly full control because every time he does, someone starts bitching. And im not a spastic, I have full control of my legs, however I have grown 30 testicles on my back in the past 24 hours, wanna suck them?
xXhanniballecterJXx 3 years ago 8
Soooooo dark!
GhostGuitars 3 years ago
Genius, pure genius!
mungabba 3 years ago
"They've found a body love, yah " This is my favourite part of Jam along with Mr Lizard
scaredmonkey 3 years ago
my friend has parents like this. we went on holiday camping when we were 16 and when we got back his mam asked very casually where he'd been even though we had been planning it at his house for a few months before.
lozzylor 3 years ago
speaking as a murdered child of entirely indifferent parents, i must say i find this sketch hilarious
agathabromley 3 years ago 17
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Speaking as a person who likes to take offense at things I find this clip offensive to all those poor murdered children in the world who can't speak up for themselves.
It's filthy 'comedy' like this that encourages parents to not actually care if their children are kidnapped and murdered. I despair for our society.
MrTwiglet 2 years ago
It really isn't, you absolute cockwhiff.
gregtube88 2 years ago
lol, you got 10 thumbs down for an obvious joke
ColeTaylorManson 2 years ago
Joking aside... speaking of dispairing.
GrandMasterMeio 2 years ago
So you think this is essentially an advert for child abduction. Wow, I guess al you have to do is turn on the television to see firebreathing pteradactyles machine gunning random pedestrians and your kalaedoscopic vision of the modern world will be complete.
kingcroak 2 years ago
Where?!? Fire breathing dinosaurs? Shouldn't be allowed! Whoever armed them should be strung up! I'm writing to the Daily Mail to tell them I'll be writing to my MP to raise a question in parliament on the issue of making the arming of flying lizards illegal.
MrTwiglet 2 years ago 9
Buggery, I wonder weather they'd have to pay tax. It's one rule for us and another for pyrokinetic aviating lizards.
kingcroak 2 years ago
ponkyponk? You could have put more thought into your username! Just joking.
Simon0 3 years ago
"I'll have a word with him next time I see him." HA HA!
harrisontheskater 3 years ago
The first song was Deep Blue Day by Brian Eno.
joshuajubilee 3 years ago 3
i was told about this and apparently it was the darkest thing ever but for some reason i dont feel darkened by it?
marc92thomas 3 years ago
The scary thing is, given the billions and billions of people living on this planet, it's a mathematical probability that a couple like this really do exist in the developed world (!)
053bss 3 years ago 2
Yeah, they're calld Gerry and Kate McCann.
TheAmazingMeatMan 3 years ago 42
God, I never realized!! You're right!! :D
053bss 3 years ago
Oops, I didn't realise till now that Odessii had put a similar comment about 3 months ago! I'm not a plagiarist, honest - it was my own thought. Though I can't imagine anyone NOT hving that thought, really. I clicked the 'thumbs up' on his comment to sort of make up for it. And I can't believe that I misspelled 'called'...oh dear. Not good.
TheAmazingMeatMan 3 years ago 13
No worry, it just shows you're as witty and clever as Odessii. Kudos to you!
053bss 3 years ago 3
Cheers.
TheAmazingMeatMan 3 years ago 4
Haha, too right!!!
bcfc85 3 years ago
@TheAmazingMeatMan HA!
jammzy7 1 year ago 3
Yeah it is believable that a couple like this might actually exist, given what upper/middle class people are like these days...
UncleRob199 3 years ago
It's unbelievable that people like you exist given what logic and reason does to prevent social prejudices.
kingkungfoot 3 years ago
im confident they do exist lol...i've come across a few
HiredGunz 3 years ago
they've found a body
how about banging him in a cab
thegreenonionuk 3 years ago
Chris Morris is a genious! I wish he made more of this, it's amazing.
wigidywaxa 3 years ago 2
Somebody should upload the clip with the canned laughter, that was hysterical!
RockBottomRiser21 3 years ago 4
Hang on a mo, I thought it was a genuine laugh track they recorded at a screening... I'll have a look at the dvd...
Labruskie 2 years ago
No, you're probably right. It does sound a bit suspect...
Labruskie 2 years ago
that was an edit of various clips of jam for a film festival and the recording of people's reactions was recorded as the audio track..
unequivocalminutiae 2 years ago
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Kate and Gerry McCann!
Odessii 3 years ago 24
HAHAHA great sense of humour
rumplethump 3 years ago 5
genius, thats exactly what I was thinking when watching this! does that make us bad people?
futureheaded 3 years ago 4
yep
leebtheloser 3 years ago
this has just been clicked as favourite , genius
nicholasjames100 3 years ago
"Apparently he was buggered quite a lot and then strangled."
"Thats a bit much."
Always gets me.
Why does CM only ever make one series of something whilst shit like 'Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps' just runs & runs & runs. No justice in this world!!!
UltimaPowers 3 years ago 14
Probably because making good original stuff is harder than making formulaic rubbish. Or maybe something to do with Jam being incredibly disturbing and surreal.
schnellgijj 3 years ago 7
I'll have a word with him the next time i see him.
Absolute gold!
rickywilly 3 years ago 3
David Cann is immense - I love his delivery of "Ohhh well I'm pretty sure that's him!"
mistertarmac 3 years ago 3
So painfully familiar, but then, that's what makes it so much like an exagerrated image of real people, and therefore funny to me.
Mysterioux 3 years ago 2
Apollo by Brian Eno, don't know what album it's from but it was used in Trainspotting.
eamonncake 3 years ago