[09/25] High as a Kite

[tomliid93]

puff

[kyle6640]

baty man

[harbonj112]

was your memory box a sketchers box, because mine is too. How weird.

[iHockey28]

STEWIE GRIFFIN

[stickcatoe]

that intro made my day haha <3

[snoozer001]

this fews a metro gay fag lol thumbs up if you agree

[creampudding]

he's not high! he's gay!

[zeekblam]

i bet you dream of getting boned in the asz

[TheMariaMay]

LOL the only way you will like that lindsay lohan movie if your high on something other then weed!!!! when i was stoned and watched it all i could think was wtf i dont get it at the end LOL

[prettynpink14s]

dont say tht he is gay, so what

but im high and this aint funny

[ImChrisJericho]

first 10 sec was funniest the rest was pointless thank you

[lil4basterd]

im sorry but are you gay

[DouBLeMinT26]

im high ur gay and hahahahahahahahahaha

[laleki9]

you are sooooooooo cute

[noelgomez310]

whats wrong with gays the just people

[iCANFEELYOUHERE]

that shirt your friend is wearing, i have the same one! yay! lol.

[TheMagicJellyBean]

dont post a video having things to do with drugs. Stoners like me will see them and get pissed when we find out it was posted by a fag

[BRiTT101689]

for all the haters, what did you expect when you clicked on a video by "fiveawesomeGAYS"? honestly, i know homosexuality isn't accepted by everyone but why bring others down in your attempt to make your own views heard? it's childish and immature, get a life. oh and just a btw-- why are you wasting your time commenting if you hated the video so much?

[dcmags1]

@crazyberry1 you are an idiot.

[Creature926]

FAGOT!!!!!!!

[muscchick24]

"I don't even know what I wanna do tomorrow." I hear that! :p

[MrCmmd]

Everyone has said something negitive not cool at all. I think ur cut nice blog

[jonnyb666999666]

GAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!

[cush4201]

gay ass peice of shit fuck u u gay fucking poo packer

[cheesymeat]

you are like the gayest sad bastard ive ever seen!!! wot a dweeb, hv u gt a pussy?

[Greykid1]

No, he has a backpussy :]

Now go bother someone else

[jahni45]

did that girl in the video even suspect that you were gay??? at all??? or are you GF's?

[jahni45]

i'm sorry. this is my email and quincey should have never read my email. if you were a subject to horrendous emails i am sorry about it. DIVA!! best regards,

Johhhnwe Minotaur

[3cartern]

its his sister lol

[1carmela]

twilight- you should really read it. i was skeptical at first too but once i started to read it i couldnt put the damn book down. ANY way . <3 Thursdays because of you!

[GangstaBaby2k6]

Psssh, ignore that haterrrrrz.

ILY <3

[TrippleFelony333]

queer eye for the youtube guys

[cush4201]

your a fucking faggot peace of shit stop being so fucking gay u homo

[afa86]

you asshole!

"peace"of shit yourself!

[forapound]

your are fucking bent

[DeanoRemiX]

this guys a gimp man =))

[TyrantTru]

You are a little bitch, I want to throw you out of a window.

[TokesLikeKirby]

Dude... You'r such a fucking fagget

[dcmags1]

@TokesLikeKirby Than why did you even watch his videos?

[DrDoobs420]

k you probably don't smoke ganj, so dont involve it with your videos. Thanks, have a good life homo

[morifan26]

Twilight isn't really about vampire sex. It's about vampires not having sex. There's a lot of Bella wanting sex and Edward saying no, until Edward finally changes his mind, except by then Bella has decided to do the right thing and wait for marriage. Then they get married and have sex, but there is pretty much no description.

[reaper1430]

ur a f**king fagggg

get a life man and some poone

[magicaljane2]

again for the bagillionth time. Its called 5awesomeGAYS. GAYS. If you dint like gay people don't watch a channel called 5awesomeGAYS!

[curtisortega]

Dear joe, please dont pay attention to the nagativity on the text comments.

[3smith1]

your gay you dont even know the word high and dont even act like fred fred was cool and funny your gay.....gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay why dont you suck a cock oh now you probly already had one shit to bad also why dont you put a video on her where your suck a cock you talk like your a bitch thats what all gay guys do suck cock and talk like a bitch.

[curtisortega]

BOI u just reminded me a little itsy bitsy tiny bit of FRED!

[hubeeb333]

Your a homo

[heavyhitta52]

fag kill ur dam self

[bmdale09]

you all are gay as hell!!!! sick....what the hell is wrong with you

[yiningsu]

Magazine layout design is one of my ideal jobs. However I'm currently a Poli Sci major and have no plans to go to design school, so that's not going to happen...

[lomgandsomejelCO]

lolcats are da bomb

[emilyemillyyy]

omg haha the opening to this vid just made my shitty day better srsly haha :D

[algerianbabe01]

haha loved it and has anybody told you you look like eric from that 70s show ! looooool

[TheMrFraz]

You talking about the class ring was hilarious!

And I think I Know Who Killed Me still holds the record for most Razzies.

[ionasaccount]

Same dream Job!!!

[telecaster269]

first off your friend is Fucking hot, second, is this like a blog or somethin? its not to bad and third cigarburna has not only commited a serios hate crime, but also made an ass of his or her self. keepem comin

[hediedforme89]

hahaha when u said "asked or not" it sounded like u said astronaut

:D

[NarutoLover25]

Hey Joe.

Your friend is very cute. =]

Amanda

[darkesaint]

I love your asides to yourself. The line about the class ring was hilarious!

[neev69]

im high and reallllllllyyyyyyyy confused :(

[420fubar]

Im high and i cant even watch you

[drager606]

gay!!!!!

[0boy00]

i would have to say playing with puppy's 8 hours a day 3 days a week 25,000 a year that would be sweet. your friend julie is hot by the by :-)

[cigarburna]

die faggot

[millsfour20]

what kind of a jerk says that word anymore....oh yeah, only hugely GAY LOSERS like YOU. by the way a faggot is the beginning of a fire so you really just called this sweet kid HOT hahaha!! DUMB*&%$

[cigarburna]

wow a defensive fag- go fuck off u fruitcake abomination - its ur parents fault that u turned out like u did mills- u fake smoker - dont send me anymore tells - i hate u fags- if u ask me i think we should round you all up & shoot every single one of u fags in the head

[surferRosa7]

get educated, try taking a psych class and not being suck a dick. Or homophobic. Why waste your timing worrying about what someone elses' lifestyles choice is? Go out and meet some people, and live your own life!

[Solumic]

Lol seriously

[jamescornford]

being high would just make that film worse i reckon

[uhthisme]

i love that movie errr lol and im not high

[4N71FL4G]

so gay

[T3CHN0V3]

your a tool

[sadsorrygirl]

0MG I L0VE Y00H!

L0L

:D

[Charry92]

gay.

[flows0fresh]

mother fucker looks like he escaped the holocaust hahahahahahahahahahah

[balla9985]

he isnt high at all

[wdahlheimer]

1:59--2:31

do moar drugz

I do.

[elo21]

he is sooo fkn gay

[DTtwinsnc17]

ooi, she is so cute!

[GreenIsMyInspiration]

fool doesnt even smoke shit no1 acts like that high hahaha ima go smoke some grandaddy purp and then maybe this video will be funny... not

[zoocops]

this was my birthday!!

I know who killed me was the worst movie I ever saw. 5 minutes into it my friend was like "oooo i bet it's the piano teacher"....and then it was.

[coolitdown]

OOOH! That's who it was... I wasn't really paying attention when I watched it because it was just toooo much bad...ness, Haha.

[xXCatCrissAngelFanXx]

i love lolcat!!!

[torchercat]

i have that exact same thing of bubbles! i got it from 2 kids i tutored!! yayyy bubbles!! :)

[jaytothejkris]

"apparently i taped this shut, cause I didn't want to see this pieace of shit again" lol

[magickalpyro]

i thaught i know who killed me was AWSUME!! and im pretty sure i wasnt high when i watched it

[milkaannddhoney]

hahah the very beginning.

[Utopiatefour20]

That movie would be worse if you were high man.

Come smoke a bowl with me

hahahahahah you're a funny kid.

[pevans05]

haha yeah joe would be hilarious to get stoned with :)

[Ginny0595]

I agree I dont think we should have to decide on what we are going to do for the rest of our life so early

[cheerbabies1]

2:41 hahaha i luv yew XD

[rwaddell17]

sooo funny, and cute too!

[femininetomboy12]

You should sell your class ring to a freaky Youtuber fan. . .

[dennis6843]

oh no outtakes :(

[juliaFOOL]

your my favortie gay , ever.

<3

[yourrrsmile]

i know twilight sounds lame... but you really should read it joe! its very good and not as complicated as harry potter (:

[JulioBandito]

I think it's weird how I stumbled across your Uh....profile...stuff....but yeah it's funny I started out looking for old jazz standards to see if they came from old musicals or something then I looked for TMEA Women's choir singing thou my everlasting portion then I was looking for stuff from my hometown then some how looking at commenters saw a hot english asian chick then saw her subcribtions saw your video with the that's so joe and found it funny and now here I am watching your thurs videos.

[LuckyOddish]

Ok me to,but was the asian chick australian or something?

[JulioBandito]

lol srry it took me so long to comment back just found the little message box, yeah she's australian but its funny cause sometimes i hear her accent slip, maybe she's fooling us who knows watch some of my videso haha i dont use a fake accent :P jk i really dont know.

[airportecology]

i don't know if you've seen baby mama yet but tina feys job is my dream job. w/o the creepy boss. tyvm.

[nottheredbaron]

I want one

[tomanyasses]

ok nice video good luck

[Supersecretfilms]

even if your high you will hate that stupid ass movie you must be smoking crack out someones peice of shit.

Great video!~~~!

[timmetzner]

if you could stop making me fall in love with you, that'd be awesome.

[meamiriguay]

yay LOLcats!

[Lunamos]

My dream job is to work for a magazine, too!

[emmabee11]

I LOVE Lol cats, i have then on my bebo :D. I like the ring oooo and BUBBLES! YAY!.

[justcantwait29]

I liked 'I Know Who Killed Me' and I've never gotten high... betch

[neverending4181]

you look like topher grace in this video.

And my ideal job is the same as yours! I want to work for a fashion magazine or any publication that interests me doing desktop publishing (layout).

[gmxonline]

good vid. you also look like that guy from That 70s Show

[jmham1]

You remind me of Hayden Christiansen...which is never, ever a bad thing.

[colormekristen]

Hahaha, omgosh. I legit kept on going back to the lolcats and was hysterically laughing.

[strongbadinater]

I totally understand that not knowing what to do after uni. I'm totally in that position,and i'm totally like "i have no idea what i'm even doing"

[mrxsleaze]

it shoulda been called 'i know who cut me'. best movie ever!

[Mammmmmmu]

i love you so much ! <3

[rsmiddle]

I bet it hurts to be that GAAAAAY!

[19Gui86]

hi hays! what i have been up to this week?

''beeing gay''

[PsyogiBottoms]

Oh God, you do not want to work for a magazine doing layout - Trust me, it is nothing like you see on TV AT ALL. lol

It's horrible and bitches you work for and with are horrible too. lol Stick to fashion, seriously. Magazine work is Bore Pie with Yawn Sauce. Errrr.

Pot, no doubt. lol

[ratgirl03]

there are only 4 twilight books and no sex until the fourth. . .and they don't go into detail

[vanness5]

hahaha, love the hotbox smoke function! hahaha, I want to meet the guy who is 50 and still wears his high school ring.

[Rockismylove]

haha ur a perv but i still like u :P

[abigailwilmont]

i would do second hand shopping and get payed

[stephbusta]

lmao the intro was awesome!!!!!!

[CavriCaprice]

OMG Besst viday-o evarr...*giggle*

[aidawondimu]

mine ideal job is johnny depps secret lover.

and get paaid for it. haha.

[brokenxstitches]

vampire sex :)) hahaha

you should try but proly will fail!

[carmensitara]

Ah. When I dream, I'm usually dreaming about work or school and it doesn't make me feel very rested when I wake up. :(

[LHIED]

my question this week, im not sure if it's already been astronaut

[narellie]

Oh wow.

When he says "These are like huge boxes.. have a hole lot of crap in them" or whatever.

Its like a completely different person.

[denlinkbarmann]

sweet video

[GetYourGaon]

i didn't even know what a lolcat was until now. and that first picture "grampa" KILLED me. that was the funniest picture EVER.

[mytoyz4u]

You are experiencing lucid dreams!

Look it up, they are very interesting and great when you can control them!

[citizensnetskyfish]

Gotta love lolcats!

[michfrk9]

Did the math from your personal channel & I got 16 videos a day :)

[hg1367750]

omg the i has a bucket picture is amazing i've had it on my pc forever...i look at it when i need to smile!

[OMGitsaBLAST]

im jealous of your friend. she looks really cool

[kitsunebi]

a poet, my dream life would be to be a poet ^_^

[rawbearar]

i love thoes cats and you have funny facail expression.

[mojorising1971]

I loove your facial expressions!

I make faces like that all the time...people just think I'm weird.

But hey, it's entertaining for us, right?! That's all that really matters.

[maireadre]

That's spp funny. The walrus one is my all time fav too!

[hotkittyinflames]

i loveees lolcats. :]

especially their atrocious grammar. :P

does you has cookie? =^.^=

[spectrem]

Noooo

they be stealing my bucket!

[carpeofthediem]

lol you always do something perverted in your videos

[PeterJDiLorenzo]

i liked i know who killed me. no joke.

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

i dont have an idea either

not even close to an idea

im one of those people that belong in school

i like the work of school

but how am i going to survive going to school for the rest of my life?

[kundera30]

eeek I watched that Lindsay Lohan movie on cable...HORRIBLE!! HORRIBLE!! HORRIBLE!!

[FreakishRawr]

Haha I've got 2 shoes boxes full so far!! It's mostly letters and birthday cards, photos, etc. I know how you feel about the whole Harry Potter/ Twilight deal. After reading the HP series I never wanted to read another book again! Then a friend of mine pretty much forced me to read Twilight and I'm glad she did. I bet you'd like the books =D Go for it!!

[itsradfoo]

twilight is sooooooo not about vampire sex.

whoever told you that is a DOUCHE.

kthxbai.

[mylovelydame21]

"Ooooh... sexual." LOL You're dirty.

[breakups]

Twilight didn't sound like my kind of thing either but I really got into it. It's really good.

AHA, I love lolcats.

[itone]

"uuuuuh SEXUAL" LMAO

[sivartis]

You're so naturally funny. I like that you guys actually communicate with each other. It's something we lack on the Musecast...

~Trav

[lalalalalovelyyyyyyy]

LOL the last picture was hilarious

ohh sexual

[hosenlady]

giggles galore! wahooo!

dont tell anyone... shhh...

but thursday is my favourite... hehe.

[whitefluffyhat]

I saw that spoiler alert video before you took it down. It made my day. I was sad when it was gone.

Spoiler alert! :D

[Gingerspice19]

haha i love this one :)

[katandkas]

YOUR SISTER'S BACK ! :)

[disneykid1]

that isnt my sister lol. thats my friend julie. my sister doesnt get back until december.

[wawa2]

Looks like you are enjoying your Mac!!!

[mikaboy13]

You are amazing!

LOL Wow... nice medicine they have you taking... =P

Please be a graphic designer! I could see you being one...

And a really good one at that =)

[kaja214]

I really like Julies shirt!

[pseudoindiequeen]

Oh!! You should so read Twilight!! Its so good! Really, there isn't any vampire sex until the last book, and I'll admit its a little awkward, but the story is so good! Ah, Twilight is amazing! After reading Harry Potter I never thought I could like anything as much either, but I love Twilight so much more...(please dont hurt me Harry Potter fans...)

So, yeah. Wow. I got way too excited over a brief book reference.

Have a super day!

[mana205]

I agree! Twilight is the best fantasy series EVER!!!

[wildmanwesva]

great pics.

[Divinewatersfan79]

I Know Who Killed Me Won a Razzie!!!