The Worst Line in Scriptwriting History

[The11michelle47]

mother, your ugly

to bad

you a guy

[ThatHauntFreak2]

Mother... I love girls.

Too bad you... aren't bi.

[BigImaginationDoll16]

Mother, I want to be gangsta

Too bad YOU...aint fly!

[leonkennedy1259]

mother, i want a rare cheeseburger

too bad

you'd get E. coli

[CharlesXavier]

Mother, you play Elder Scrolls.

Too bad FUS...RO DAH!

[uuuultra]

OOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[hustler4life911]

Mother , you're drunk!

too bad

you're HIGH!!

[famouseli]

^^



[cuzcorp]

I think its more the actors than the line

[astroboirap]

Mother, am i adopted?

Too bad YOU are thai

[gigan55]

Mother...i want a car

too bad YOU.... cant drive

[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

"Mother, you're alive"

"Too bad, you"

*puts on sunglasses*

will DIE YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Yootab]

Mother, i has friends

Too bad

YOU

be a chair!!

[Gameshunter3012]

Mother...I'm a beautiful girl.

Too bad YOU...are a guy.

[tchampa27]

@Gameshunter3012 hell yes



[Gameshunter3012]

@tchampa27 lol

[vxphsycoxv]

MOTHER, I'M NOT HUNGRY

TOO BAD YOU....EAT PIE

[Sukoi49]

What were they thinking?

[Glofish891]

Mother, I'm drunk.

Too bad, YOU, are high.

[DaSillyBanana]

Still better than any of the Twilight lines

[nommiekitten]

Mother, I'm so happy

Too bad, YOU will CRY!

[RikiRaccoon]

"mother, I want to watch myth busters"

"Too bad YOU..will watch, BILL NYE!"

======Thats how it COULD have happened!======

"Mother, Im going to go get bread"

"Too bad YOU...will get RYE!"

[KingVarian]

awsome movie tho

[Alika1212]

Mother, I want cake.

Too bad YOU....get pie!

[WTFiretruckChick]

Mother I want a cappucino.

To bad YOU get Chai.

[Puppetmaster5434]

Mother! ive fallen and i cant get up! D:

[chuzzwozzer]

"Mother, I hope you like the sunday dinner I cooked for you?"

"Too bad STEW...... was dry"

[Theextrememusiclover]

toobadyou... won't get any pie!

[JonathanFerGold]

These women are absolutely fucking gorgeous and you people are worried about bad lines from a shit movie sequel to the timeless original?

Bad line or not, that's irrelevant if these women delivering the lines are hot enough for me to wanna tag them both passionately at the same time inside a very hot room where lustful bodies sweat the easiest.

[Harl3yH3arts]

@JonathanFerGold You...but...I...*SIGH*....okay­, so what you're saying is that bad lines are irrelevant to a shitty movie? WHAT? Justify with your brain, not your penis. The comments generally agree that this shit is bad-funny, not so much "worrying" about cheesy lines in cheesier movies. I feel like you just wanted to express to the world your feral lust for these women. Blow your proverbial load all over the comments section if you will. Well congrats. We all felt it.

[chuzzwozzer]

@JonathanFerGold errr... what? You don't get the jist of this thread do you mate.

[MrHillelthedickey2]

"Mom I'm on flight 93 it's been hijacked."

" Too bad you will die" lol

[19andoverlol]

Too bad...YOU...will die.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[godness10]

Mother I want cake!

Too bad You...get Pie!

[gomes1258]

@godness10 Too bad it... is a lie!

[phoebephilofy2526]

@godness10 Do I even have to...

You're practically begging for it...

*CANNOT... RESIST...*

The cake is a lie.

LAWL

[MrAlcazar]

These are the kind of lines that you would find in a porno. In this, you get everything except the sex. How did this get released?!

[HarryNguyenify2503]

Mother.. I'm one of those people that post the stupidest comments on youtube

Too bad! YOU! are....lkdsjfbvljkbvlksdjvbsjd­bvhsbjhfbs jfb,cjgv,dhbf mvfchv cm

[Snotty87]

Mother, I have cramps!

Too bad .. YOU .. no guy!

[Buzz0Killington]

It's not so much the line as it is the delivery and the emphasis on the word you.

[JulietteDaria]

Maybe it would have helped if the line were something like "That's too bad because YOU...will die."

[Tertiary100]

Mother I don't thing these are the droids we're looking for

Too bad, you will buy!!!!

[ownage618]

No....no NO YOU WILL DIE!

[TrueeNationalsFan]

Mother, i want chinese

too bad

you

get thai..!!!!

[JulianaRMlover]

@TrueeNationalsFan Oh my god, can I please favorite this comment?

[youknowsimoney]

@TrueeNationalsFan

mother.

you commented on Facebook

too bad you

reply

[thatghillyguy]

DISSAPOINTED!!!

[Nerevarineownsyou]

Mother....who was phone?

Too bad YOU...was phone.

[Tutankh89]

@Nerevarineownsyou yes

[chuzzwozzer]

@Nerevarineownsyou worst, comment, EVER.

[Nerevarineownsyou]

@chuzzwozzer :O i am wound

[shadownomadmusic]

Mother you can't speak english!

Too bad YOU... When always...

[shadownomadmusic]

Just watched 2 girls one cup..

Too bad YOU.. have eyes...

[Zodist]

.......and the ocsar goes to.........?

[donlantez]

I didn't know Vegeta had a sister

[chenelle97]

@BrokenSmiles91 its not 3am... it musta been like 12 you lying loser. cant fool me mwahahahahah.

[Epiclianguy]

Youtube im a troll... to bad you get... BANNED

[coshazae]

@Epiclianguy your a fucking retard.

[iTectrix]

@coshazae You're*, lol.

[nb45001]

Mother,I want that toy.

Too Bad YOU....will CRY

[dahlrich99]

Mother, I want to listen to Born this Way

Too bad YOU! get You and I

[TheSpacejames]

lol i love this movie.

[nightxwingjedi]

i got one mother i am a boy

too bad.... you are justin bieber...

[indimyshow]

@nightxwingjedi no,...just no :l

[legolanders213]

Mother, i want a burger.

Too bad YOU.... get fries!!

[soundscaper18]

Too bad YOU.... ate my shit!!!

[XioXaio12]

Mother, I have wings.

Looks like YOU...will Fly.

[RedReversed]

Makes me laugh every time! xD

[DrgnLord92]

Mortal Kombat Annihilation... classic XD

[swavers]

Mother....you're alive!

SAD FOR YOU!!!!

[CharlesXavier]

Mother, I'm working at KFC.

Too bad YOU...will FRY!

[xXtastetherainbow7Xx]

Mother I want to stand up

To bad you......will lye.

[mod9613]

The worst is predator 2 when predator is in LA, and the black detective is about to get demoted he says "cut my D**** off and shove it up my ass"

[saucydog118]

Mom, I'm 3.15

Too bad YOU....aren't PIE

[CaptinKillable]

Mother, you smoke pot.

Too bad YOU... aren't HIGH!

[barudzija7]

i'm sorry but there has to be a line in the atrocious twilight movies that take the cake for the worst line in history.

[c1k4ml3kc3]

HOw can this be a bad movie line?! It's so awesome, you can make anything out of it...

[dantheman7224]

mother i wanna play CoD

too bad you will play Sky .....rim

[ChainsawVsGod]

@dantheman7224

Rofl. xD

[chuzzwozzer]

@dantheman7224 I used to write funny comments like you.........then I took an arrow to the knee.

[DarkFairy003]

Mother, I want ice cream.

Too bad, YOU Get PIE!

[jimmyxx3]

She didn't even put the commas at the right place.

[winneryeahmate]

I'm sure they were going for the 'so bad it's good' vibe...

[S0ulmirror]

Oh, hello mom.

Too bad YOU'll... say bye bye..

[AcePilot199]

"Mother. I'm a lesbian!"

"Too bad you... are bi."

[indimyshow]

the fuck o_o

[ultimatenick37]

Still better than the whole Twilight Saga.

[Chrisruleshughes]

''mother.... you suck''

''son, too bad i sucked your dick when you were 6.''

[chuzzwozzer]

"Mother, I don't know how things work in your country, but in the united states of America, we have something called severance pay"

"You want severance? Too bad YOU're head, WILL FLY"

[LEGOSHALEpielol]

Mother, I want to make a funny joke.

Too bad, they... already tried.

[smokescreenSA]

Mother..i'm going to Mcdonald's

Too bad YOU! Hate FRIES!!

[Mellenoire87]

Where is this from?

[BlackxBledxRose]

@Mellenoire87 Mortal Kombat

[aristotleTGE]

Mother, I'm stuck on a sinking Italian cruise ship.

Too bad YOU. can't FLY

[rickedmond]

Mother, I'm a coeliac.

Too bad YOU... ate PIE.

[Eppaljeck]

Mother... I practice Jainism

Too bad YOU kill fly.

[mortalkombatfan96]

WTF?!?!?!?!?

[edgefanforlife14]

@shownomercycali no just no

[AlphaTechThreat]

Mother, fetch me a cup of black tea.

Too bad, YOU. Get chai.

[chuzzwozzer]

@AlphaTechThreat You got a thunbs up somply for being the first comment I've read that used the word 'fetch' . Well done.

[MyLittlePwny1234]

"Mother, I want to watch NCIS"

"*puts on sunglasses

Too bad YOU will watch CSI"

um... YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[messiejessie92]

@MyLittlePwny1234 This has to be the absolute best comment here! And there are lots of good ones :D

[MyLittlePwny1234]

@messiejessie92 :D

[bemusedsalmon]

I'm not gonna lie; that was pretty bad. But I've watched plan 9 from outer space

[shownomercycali]

Mother, i want cod

Too bad, you... get battlefield

[skeetbcc20]

@MrMurck fucking failure

[RetroVideoFan]

@MrMurck GTFO. No one likes that joke anymore. >8(.

[girlpassion625]

i fuckin love all of these responses! more more more!

[chrisLAchris]

Mother, I like guys

Too bad u... are bi

[gentlerage123]

Mother I want Arnold

Too bad you...Get Sly

[thebestanthe3rd]

it will make sense if she said it fluently

[notgreatreallyokay]

Mother, you're alive.

Too bad NOPE... Chuck Testa

[swellroger]

Mother, I don't need another boob-job!

Too bad YOU...will try.

[Skyler0Pirate]

Mother, I wanted cake!

Too bad YOU...get pie.

[TiipX]

Mother... You look italian!

To bad YOU!!! are thai..

[Ephisus]

Really, it's the delivery, not the "screenwriting".

[xservintage]

Mother, X.

Too bad YOU, Y!

[Armystuntman]

Most of the comments in the video are better than the line writing in the movie.

[JamesRichardBaldi]

Mother, I don't wanna cook

Too bad YOU!! make pie

[magicapricot]

Mother, I want whole grain

Too bad YOU..get RYE

[madcram]

You a GUY!

[TheKingsoulja]

where do all of you find this lines this epic ,lol .

[burningxnecro]

Mother, you're alive.

Welcome to DIE!!!

[drewsky684]

The problem here isn't the acting, it's the line itself. Try saying it any way you like, it just sounds absurd.

[lostgnome1]

Lol this is so stupid. Hahaha

[buggerwho12]

Mother, I want to go on a road trip.

Too bad YOU will fly.

[grandpamoe1]

Mother, I want to be a heavy.

Too bad YOU, will play SPY.

[LoLo9876420]

Miranda, let's fuck

Too bad... theres a lot of work to do Shepard

[MrWarioman64]

Mother, I want cake.

Too bad YOU... eat pie...

[PhantomWerewolf]

Mother, I want like my hair.

Too bad YOU! will dye!

[DudeSpectre]

Mother, you'll have to wash the dishes.

Too bad YOU...will DRY!

[natedoggcata]

@DudeSpectre I cant breathe im laughing so hard

[Sfeksophobia]

What's the movie?

[jlistetson]

@Sfeksophobia mortal kombat

[DjKreed]

Garrus ... You're alive!

TOO BAD ... I'm doing calibrations.

[xXxXxDeathWishxXxXx]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE GO TO HELL! The script made this movie the fucking best.

[AutumnLeaf321]

"Mother, I'm struggling with my shoelaces."

"Too bad YOU ... will tie!"

[danning1]

"She's gonna die, and then I'm going to die, too...

OH MY GOOOOOOODDD!!!"

[Scullyist90]

@danning1 YES YES YES! TROLL 2!

[cpjackson79]

It's about as bad as some of the Anakin/Padme dialog from the prequels.

[8Muffa]

Mother... I got AIDS.

Too bad YOU ...will die.

[bakugancollecterZ]

"Oh what a funny story, evil mom"

[mrcheeta28]

That's fuckin cheesy lol

[capnspl0tch]

Hahaha! That IS pretty fv<k!ng bad!

[MrMisterFreshh]

i love this movie.

[JakeTheAppleTaker]

Mother, I'm starting my diet.

Too bad YOU, like pie!

[calipdis2]

WE SHOULD ALL MAKE OUR VIDEO RESPONSE making this scene¡¡¡

[darkcloudrepeat]

You have to admit though that the way she says "will die" is quite hot.

[danning1]

DAUGHTER: "Mother, you're alive!"

MOTHER: "Yes, too bad you won't be so lucky!"

There! Was that so hard? I could write a better script than whoever wrote this one.

[AnAngryFetus]

@danning1 Well, part of what was wrong was the acting. If the actress had let the lines flow instead of pausing, we may not be ragging this line as much.

[titanicpiano14]

Check out my renditions of Pirates of the Caribbean & Fluke!

[SweetAwesome22]

Mother, We stink at acting.

Too bad for you! and I!

[DrJuice1]

Kitana: Mother, you're alive.

Sindel: Yes, I have returned.

[Skarloe]

Clearly you haven't seen the last airbender.

[Toots007]

It's on homage to the original Mortal Kombat. Shang Tsung says it to Liu Kang.

[RockMySox32]

"Mom, I want to sing on Broadway!"

"Too bad, you...are shy!"

[lThellRockl]

Baby, i want a blowjob

Too Bad You'll, Get Creampie

Hehe Sweet!

[mcjuicyzombie]

Johnny Cage. You are missed. <3

[SuperMarlinsfan]

even the daughter had like a WTF face when she said you will die

[Deanperr]

Mother...i'm a dyke.

Too bad YOU!! date guy.

[lukisumner]

@Deanperr LOL

[ChatTripeForTripe]

@Deanperr Fake and gay.

[Arbioxdabest1]

boss I wanna be moved to cash register

too bad YOU.....WILL FRY

[Deanperr]

Mother...the clothes are still in the laundry!

too bad YOU...will dry

[xXbestefarXx]

tu bad JEW... will die

[schalleepimp101]

its casey anthony. think about it

[gor337]

@schalleepimp101 really dude?

[mrsirwester]

what movie is this



[ILoveXXRussellcXX]

To bad!

You will eat pie. XD

[ILoveXXRussellcXX]

To bad!

You suck my cock xD

[Egolf]

I used to be a good actor, then i took a arrow to the kne

[hailthegods]

@Egolf LOL DUDE F#CKIN SKYRIM

[ander21scotland]

i love this movie

[majorboogie1991]

ive seen so much worse

[warpfield98]

@majorboogie1991 i must agree, i have definitely seen worse