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  • LITHIUM FOR ALL!??? And the twilight music chimes in..

  • A mother trying to sell her 13 year old daughters' virginity..WHAAAAT!??

  • NO SHE IS NOT NINA DOBREV, SHE IS NINA DOBREVA !!!

  • Snooki SMASH! Bahahahah best thing ever xDD

  • This idiot is so annoying ...

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  • Fucking hate you !!!!!!

  • Vrginity mom was just another crack-head, Lithium water was just another government plan the government will never get to.

    Ass-cheek blow-up Guy wins it for weirdest O.o

  • I've been on lithium, it can really F with you, it made me crazy when it was supposed to make me NOT crazy, not gonna say that's a great idea to just throw it into everyone

  • Funny, I just watched serenity before watching this video and damn...lithium in water? Is someone trying to create the zombie apocalypse???

    As for Nina she's so hot. TVD is a damn good show.

  • trucker drive def

  • I HATED THE HURT LOCKER....

  • i get my news from the globe gazette

  • did anyone else get a Serenity vibe from the lithium in the water segment?

  • fps russia CTFxC whiteboy7thst

  • Nina is 24... And that is my favorite show

  • @lvrsoccer836 she is 23 !!!

  • LOLLLL. No worries, Phil. She's legal :)

  • What is so weird about having an air hose stuck up your as*?  It happens to me all the time!?

  • HAPPY FUNNY STUFF "

  • She was hot even on degrassi

  • Thumbs up if you wanna fuck Nina in the butt!

  • bulgarian women are the hottest

  • 5.37 - if she comes to me in the night telling me that she's satan... I would believe her, crap my pants and then... crap my pants again. I've never seen evil eyes like this and I'm not too religious but that bitch needs an exorcism and for what she's done. - at least... kick in the face!!!

  • How does he open his door!!!!!!!!

  • The ass.... Balloon.

    Shit is weird.

  • That lithium story sounds like what they did to that planet in Serenity where it killed most of the population and turned the rest in to flesh-eating monsters. So yay!

  • assballoon... yeah.....

  • the ad before this video was for...siemens?? i dont know what it is and i am definaitly not going to siemens.com

  • The lithium in the water thing reminds me of Cabin Fever 2 haha.

  • The weirdest story was either why you were doing the show close to the wall or where your glasses went.

  • That bleep was REALLY loud.

  • Uploaded on my birthday :D

  • the ass cheek man is the wierdest

  • You forgot to mention RayWilliamJohnson's =3 show because it is now the most subscribed channel on youtube and gets about 6 million views every episode.

  • regarding the water, didn't anyone learn anything from "Serenity"???

  • @YaoiLoverVixen Yes!

  • @adja999

    Freaking reavers will be everywhere!

    Browncoats!!

  • @YaoiLoverVixen I know, right?! You know, if we don't actually blow ourselves up with the next Fukushima, I think we are EXTREMELY capable of something like fucking up meds or something and self destructing. And once again, the news agrees. *sighs*

  • oh yea, and as for that haters show, Lebron James will be a big hit on there.

  • thank u for not mentioning that ray johnson dude. i can't stand him.

  • who else always wonders how he can use his door if theres a couch there....?

  • I didn't wanna watch Vampire Diaries cause i like my vampires deadly, sadistic and non romantic but when i saw Nina Dobrev for the first time i was like "I gotta watch this effing show!"... Although i hate to admit it i actually like the show alot mostly because Nina play 2 characters so double the screen time!!

  • @Sephiroth32vergil i was with you before i watched it.. i was like ugh another vamp love story blah blah lol (im a true blood fan) and then i gave it a shot and i was actually surprised at the death and sadisitic nature of a lot of the vamps in the show, so i got completly turned around

  • FPSRUSSIA FTW!!!!!!!

  • they put fluoride in the water and that is known 2 fuck up the mind now they want this lithioum shit 2 make americans more dumb 2 enhance their mind contol over us.y do u think americans are damn near retarded when u talk 2 them.cuz of the shit they put in the food

  • @LilBlitz116 was that just irony?

  • Nina Dobrev is "legal" so dont worry.... and i heard about the mom pimp. sSick but not surprising. I've come to realize that a lot of people are just really messed up.

  • The water part reminds me the plot to "Serenity". Calming people with water stuff in the water is bound to have so awful after effects.

  • I have heard of a bubble butt but damn

  • Yeah Nina is beautiful. I agree.

  • I know it would be a fair trace amount, but do you know what anything in group one does when it's exposed to water? It combusts. And I'm not going to drink metal.

  • FPSRussia. PhillyD. smosh.

    Nuff said. :P

  • @chargerfighter1 HELL YA!!!!!

  • What the heck?!?! What if someone is allergic to Lithium? jeez stupid government

  • @TheMeghan1228 not that that's the only thing wrong with that haha but you know

  • Nina <3

  • Ass getting blown up... Nuffield said

  • If they're thinking of putting Lithium in the water. Well, that just gives more reason for other countries to laugh at America.

    Great. -_____-

  • The Lithium story is why people think the government is trying to kill them.

  • Jun 20, 2011 – Portland OR officials drain 8 million gallons of treated water when cameras catch a man urinating in it. crazy! . i dont think that's why, cause there was already dead ducks and bird in the treated water and they just need a story to sell to the public. that is just stupid right?

  • shit happens

  • megan fox fool

  • A white guy with black women ass

  • Definitely the explosive ass...

  • Yay I'm one of those 50% people that joined this year

  • /watch?v=_3kw9sxxrI8&feature=p­layer_embedded

    check ouut this!

  • the ass storyy ..to weird.

  • Big Trouble in Little China!!! :D

  • Assplosion!!!

  • The one about the asscheek exploding

  • COD is awsome but your right about the story line i only play multiplayer

  • Dat Mass....

  • YAY, big trouble in little china!!!

  • WOHO, NEW ZEALAND!!! Im from there :D

  • ass air... weird

    

  • I watched The Hurt Locker on YouTube, hahaha!!

  • @BMcbugger hhmmm....good comment. Its pretty clear now. Our different opinions on the matter might stem from a different opinion over human nature but i rather think its a sociocultural difference. I'm french and in my country (and germany) there has been a long debate over the legalisation of cannabis, mainly due to leftwingers interested in the dutche's drug policy and the recent banalisation of of cokaine.

  • Putting lithium in our water? Fuck that! Who's idea is this? Sounds like something Obama would come up with.

  • Lithium in the water is a TERRIBLE. FREAKIN. IDEAAAAA. I'm bipolar, and even I stay away from lithium because it made me feel apathetic. I use lamotrigine (C9 H7 Cl2 N5) instead, and it still reduces my reaction time. Bad idea, government.

  • Am I the only person thinking that our future will contain reavers?

  • What the fuck...they can do that??...wow I am so glad I live off a spring.

  • The air hose in the asscheek was definatly the wierdest

  • fabulous pirate transition, impeccable timing..

  • Assplode

  • The ass one. Too many stories about The Gov,. trying to mass medicate; been there done that. Then, the chick trying to sell her daughter's V-card... Yeah that goes on more then we would like to think... The guy getting his ass filled with air... Yeah... Doesn't happen so much...

  • Lithium in the water is completely insane! My cuz took this after a bad manic episode because he's bipolar and it makes you into a zombie. But the current gov't wants us to be zombies (that don't eat people) and just trust that they do everything with our best interest in mind. Assclowns! Read 1984 people! And when shit starts disappearing from the internet realize that the FCC controls the internet now too. Thanks Washington Puppets!

  • @kstarsmiles 1984 is an epic fail, your a witness of this brave new world, you just don't know it yet.

  • the weirdest i hav ever heard of is a man farting 37 consecutive times to fill a balloon wich he later shot and exploded because of all the methane in it... only if u could fill an air compressor with it and maybe som guy would just happen to puncture his ass with it, who knows?

  • Put Lithium in the water which has permanent effects OR Legalize Marijuana which will generate income, jobs and boost the U.S economy (God knows they need it).

    LITHIUM! LITHIUM! LITHIUM!

  • The Ass Balloon Guy. Lol. Definitely the weirdest.

  • Weirdest is totally air hose in ass guy :<

  • Weirdest story was the trucker with the air hose.. but the more disturbing is the mother selling her daughters virginity.. O_O

  • SNOOKI SMASH!!!!!!!!!

  • In Japan piracy is "ignored" by authorities since most of the Japanese pirates eventually buy legal copies of the anime they stole.

  • They're all pretty weird o.O

  • the Baloon ass is the top one.

  • I pirated the SHIT out of the hurtlocker. I'm not any poorer. Not getting sued.

  • idk if anybody care cuz this is an old video, but i did watch something on the history/science/learning channel one time about old products or something or stuff that went down before the fda was around.. and they did used to sell lithium in bottles as a sort of "cure-all" or for medicinal purposes... but baisically it was just poisoning ppl

  • Fuck Yeah Big Trouble in Little China!

  • quote" And if the same number voted to legalize marijuana it would be legalized. Your comparison distorts the chemical property similarities of THC and Lithium."

    i'm not JUST making a comparison of their chemical properties, i'm taking account of how the governement will provide these two drugs and in what state.

    Marijuana will be sold, as it is, in pharmacies.

    Lithium heavily diluted in tap water.

    If cannabis is legalised, the minority who voted against it won't FORCED to smoke to smoke it

  • @Bob30737 Marijuana is already a prescription "medicine", just as opiates and other "controlled substances" are. It hasn't stopped or lessened the illegal drug trafficking. "Legalizing" marijuana doesn't mean making it available by prescription and you know it. Don't make the pretense of being honest if you aren't going to be. Marijuana legalized will just make it part of the economy, far more available, and stoners won't have to worry about being jailed for its use and sale.

  • @Bob30737 The government shouldn't be providing any drugs to anyone. It's an automatic compromise of the entire notion of healthcare. They shouldn't be "forcing" anyone to take any drugs, but if you rely on government healthcare and they require you to take a drug, they are essentially forcing you to take it. Putting Lithium in the water supply is nothing short of polluting the water supply with a poison.

    Legalizing marijuana is a social poison, as the trafficking of mind altering drugs is.

  • @Bob30737 I concede the method is different. Personally, I'd rather have marijuana legalized and government healthcare abolished than have government run healthcare and "prescription only" regulated marijuana. Ideally, I'd rather have neither and nothing poisoning the water. I concede that there is a difference in that one will have to avoid Lithium-laced water vs. choosing not to purchase/ingest marijuana, but socially both methods accomplish the same thing, with MJ bringing the bonus of crime.

  • @BMcbugger Today, in france cokaine is about as common as cannabis was 10yrs ago.

    Its usually heavilly cut with various proscription drugs, which is alot worse than pure cokaine.

    In one line of coke there could be ANYTHING, heavy consumers tend to die very young.

    As for getting cannabis...well now its alot easier, go to any public college in paris.

  • @BMcbugger The dutch on the other hand are controlling the situation, which is far more reasonable and effective at reducing crime. Their policies on drugs have had a great deal of success with the reduction of opiate consumption.

    On the other hand its becomming a european hotspot for drug tourism, neighboring countries have been giving them quite a bit of hassle over the matter......

  • @BMcbugger I would like to also bring up three points here.

    1) A drug is a chemical that isn't endogenous to the human body and that modifies normal chemical processes.

    (this diffinition also applies to poison)

    Thus society cannot exist without drugs....alcohol, anesthetics, coffee, tea....I could also say food, since all norms (even ones for chemical processes) are relative.

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  • Not to be a nerd or anything, but didnt anyone watch Serenity? The Joss Whedon flick that came after Firefly? Anyone remember the moral of that story? In my opinion this sounds exactly the fuckin same. Watch that movie.

  • I'm so happy that my hard drive crashed before The Hurt Locker lawsuits happened. Too bad my fucking hard drive crashed.

  • I think he was trying to butt fuck the air outlet on the truck side. I've seen those hookups and i can't imagine you 'falling onto' one and having it pump your ass up without some seriously bad installation.

    that said, he was a New Zealander

  • The air hose ass pump was weirdest. Cuz imagine the reaction youd get if it was you you wouldny know wtf to do

  • You do Talk alot and Yes Nina Dobrev is hot as fuck ! Thumbs up if u agree

  • This story with vampires... F'uck! Sick and tired of it !

  • The guy who's ass blew up...cause his ass blew up. :D

  • Definitely the ass story.

  • what if your allergic to lithium? Could you sue the government?

  • buttt

  • qotd: relevance of nina being legal

  • Well, I guess we all need to get distillation equipment. Or just drink moonshine...meh

  • ballon man

  • That awesome moment when Philly D talks about FPS Russia <3

  • SNOOKI SMASH!

  • wtf about Li in the water? i am one of those people that get messed up on antidepressants, i have been pushed on those 3 times in my life i get sick, lethargic, and get really ...emo like almost /wrist emo man this is truely scary. but it would be interesting to have something that does that for people who need Li like my brother is bi-polar, we have to watch and make sure that he takes his meds, so maybe somthing like that in houses w/ people who need it, implement in in a water softener way

  • With most mass-market ISPs using dynamic IP addresses (you get a new one every time you power up your modem), how are they going to prove that customer X was using address Y at the time the movie was downloaded?

  • li....

  • snookii smash, greatest pokemon attack of all time.

  • @ponyus94 I disagree, you've used a metaphor than is far out of proportion to the issue. A computer in England is around £500 for a decent set up. A DVD is around £12. ( I'm not sure about the U.S. though) A house can be anything upwards of £300,000 for a decent sized place. TRUE, if a person has a house of £300,000 it does not mean they can afford two cars of £30,000, that is SILLY. However, the price of a dvd at £12 is obviousely less substantial

  • Ass balloon...

  • Thats a win for the NZ reference!!! :D

  • That would be the story about the guy whose ass blew up.... Although I couldn't be happier that the crazy freakin' mama of that girl is (hopefully) going away FOR GOOD!! oooooefff, But I do hope the girl is now getting to a better family, Not having to stay with the guy who f***** the crazy woman.

  • i <3 defranco!

    

  • QOTD; Air in the ass!? REALLY? I would soooo not tell anyone if that happened to me! lol

  • Thumbs up if you came hear because of the thumb nail on this video!

  • ''i love bottled water because it tastes more watery and it makes me feel better than poor people'' how does one come out with this stuff..hahahahahaha

  • Big Trouble in Little China

  • Equilibrium!

  • f.u!

  • I watch Cake Boss...

  • Tha bitch mom it's weird because I live in utah and didn't hear about it

  • Definatly the story about the swelling of the ass

  • ever seen equilibrium......

  • AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAH­!!! PLEASE WHAT IS THAT CLIP FROM??? AT 6:21

  • lovveeeeee ur vids!

  • Fuck bottled water.

  • The booty story

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  • Irony: A guy that advocates marijuana use and yet has something against the government stupefying the population with lithium... Yeah.

  • @BMcbugger Irony...LOL

    You NEED to drink water every day to stay alive and in good health, i don't remember anyone dying because they forgot to smoke a joint.

  • @Bob30737 Bottled water/spring water would still be available. You can't 'undrug' marijuana. The irony is in the fact that the dude is opposed to people getting numb-brained on drugs added to the water but he encourages people to get numb-brained on marijuana. It's not only ironic, it's asinine.

  • @BMcbugger The difference is consent. They're talking about drugging and entire population against their will, essentially holding free water hostage, forcing people to spend money on bottled water. To get high on weed you have to first WANT TO, go out and buy it, roll it up, and THEN smoke it. The situations are completely different.

  • @BMcbugger Its still not ironic, there is a big difference between drinking lithium enriched tap water for the rest of your life and smoking a joint once in awhile. Legal or not, you can CHOOSE to smoke a joint, if you do, its effects will last several minutes. Unlike tap water, which will in a subtle manner change your behavior for the REST OF YOUR LIFE.

    : If 6/10th of the population vote in favor of the governement putting lithium in tap water rest are forced to drink it.

  • @Bob30737 And if the same number voted to legalize marijuana it would be legalized. Your comparison distorts the chemical property similarities of THC and Lithium. High doses of either result in obvious behavioral changes. However, only THC has been proven to have potentially permanent effects on the brain and nervous system in even low doses, whereas it appears that lithium in low doses only requires the absence of the introduction of new lithium into the system for its effects to abate.

  • @BMcbugger My first priority in a debate is its clarity. I'd happily agree with the fact that schizophrenia and cannabis are sometimes buddies in certain conditions not fully known yet. But thats not the point, your missing the point.

  • @Bob30737 Not just schizophrenia, but just the simple permanent general nerve synapse interruption that is THC's most common side effect.

    Schizophrenia, permanent memory loss, inhibition of memory absorption, reproductive organ damage, long term damage to sex drive (although the short term effect of lowering inhibition counters that), kidney and liver damage (granted, almost any toxin will effect the liver and/or kidneys), glandular irregularity... Yeah, marijuana use isn't that bad at all...

  • @BMcbugger 2) You will probably agree that addiction and its consequences are the true concerns of society. All addictions (to an act or a drug) are neurological as the reward system in the brain changes in accordance to behavior or drugs.3) What do drugs symbolize in our society? whether legal or not? Why so much enthusiasm for addictive drugs?

  • @Bob30737 I hate using the term liberal because the term has been so twisted over the centuries. It means something different now than it did 30 years or so ago, but it is appropriate at this time - Liberal has come to define the philosophy of bureaucrats that indulge human weakness to gain office. Virtually every "cause" can fall into "liberal". Legalizing drugs is just one of them. We can't be that stupid to be manipulated into voting something legal that we've learned is poison.

  • @BMcbugger Last comment (sorry for spamming lol)

    I personally i am favor of the legalisation of cannabis because drugs aren't the poison to society...addictions are.

    Drugs are ok as long as a state and its crime aren't economically or culturally dependent on drug consumers.

  • @Bob30737 Here's the issue at hand, and it's really basic, and it has been around since the beginning of human history - In every society there gets to be individuals who come to believe (for whatever reason, ranging from privilege to the lack thereof) they can control their environment in a way ideal to them which includes the control of other people. Despots do this by force. Bureaucrats do this through "democratic" politics. Europe, the U.S., and Canada have gone through --

  • @Bob30737 far more political evolution that has the rest of the world. Repeated attempts at democracies, republics, monarchies, feudal systems, bureaucratic totalitarianism, fascism, etc... Every political system, every society, fails when it trends to collectivism. Law systems will always trend to become dishonest, unfair, unjust, and generally corrupted when they trend to regulating as opposed to clear cut legal and illegal standards. Generally, on principle, I would rather the government --

  • @Bob30737 of any country that I lived in not make any laws concerning the use or trade of any product that was not directly and intrinsically harmful.

    If you want to honestly and openly discuss this in depth, then let's do it - Compare alcohol and cannabis: One may take a single glass of wine every single day for nearly their entire lives (barring infancy and early childhood) and biologically they will have no ill side effects. Cannabis, on the other hand, used daily will cause harmful --

  • @Bob30737 side effects without exception, being a product of the simple nature of the chemicals it contains. Other typically illegal "recreational drug" sources act similarly. When they can be used for medical care, they have been harvested to do so. Yet, we as human beings have to learn to survive. We are not animals that live on prairies and in jungles fighting other animals. We have learned that these "recreational drugs" cause horrible side effects, cause addiction, and because of --

  • @Bob30737 the behavioral effects they have, exploitation always follows. You can say that exploitation is a problem just as you say addiction is. Well so is greed. So is hatred. Do you want to pour lithium into the water supply to eliminate them? No. You learn. Just as you learn not to touch a hot stove because it burns. Humankind can't be so stupid or neurotic or naive to allow itself to be manipulated by politicians who will indulge almost any human weakness to gain a position of power.

  • @Bob30737 When we talk about drugs like marijuana and cocaine we're talking about drugs with history. They aren't just physiological poisons. They're societal poisons as well. If I'd have a government err, I'd rather it be in making them legal because I don't believe in allowing bureaucrats power over society, but at some point it's got to be obvious like a fist in the eye that such drugs legalized in a society are always going to be a cancer. If they err, let them err on the side of liberty, --

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