I Don't Want Your Cooking

[LTCJ2006]

Had me cracking me up on the animal parts!! LOLLL!!

[sketcheddreams]

"I'm not eating any animal where all the suffering went to the soles of their feet."

[happybaptiste234]

lmao he is so funny ha ha ha ha ha ha hapig hoff lol its piggss feet

[justcharles3]

@happybaptiste234 "where the fuck did the toe nail go" LMAO

[TjTelevision]

sea animals are way more healthy than eating cow and pig!

[BreeMajor]

shitttlins , hahaha

[toriz886]

Ambrosia fruit salad maybe? Lol

[Takkudan]

Waldorf Salad



[pologuccify]

i think it was coleslaw

[deanna618]

I don't use mayo, I use yogurt or a little bit of goat cheese.

[trannelle]

man i love uu please enter my life!!!..lolll at mayonnaise on packet tho

[mzpr1nc3]

i laughfed every second of this u needa be a comedian omg i cant breath

[mzpr1nc3]

i feel the same way (about maynase)

[VieraBorn]

"BITCH im seeing strands of hair in this fuckin potatoe salad! What is this?!!" bout lost my mind hahahaha!! "Q dont you wanna try my fruit salad?!.. To be honest with you I dont" lololol!!

[canweallgetalong]

I think the salad you are refering to is called ambrosia

[Msmiliee03]

i just cnt say no... when ppl offer me food @ their houses... i need to get over that

[smada9711]

@Msmiliee03 Really? I always say no because it makes me feel bad when you go into someones house and eat their food, unless they invited you for dinner. Other then that I feel like asking or taking their food is almost mooching off them but it turns out I make them sometimes feel bad by not accepting it.. :\

[he2tazzy4u]

CHOKING HAZARD!!!!! not the video to watch while eating or drink! lmao!

[REALBMcCoyShow]

I AM SOOO WEAK! LOL!!!!!

[tanyatmr]

Fruit salad can also be just a bowl of mixed fruit in their own juices, some people add rum to it. My background is Caribbean and Southern as a child it was drilled into my head not to eat from everyone. I am a germ-phobe as a result of my mother being a registered nurse. I hate seeing people use their bare hands to mix salads that is so damn nasty or anything for that matter.....yuck!! Very few people wash their hands thoroughly when they are cooking....smh!

[pproduction123]

Fruit salad = Mayo on apple. UM. No.

[he2tazzy4u]

i'm in tears, and my tears just dry on their own... lmfao!!!

[Euryalus100]

"I'M NOT EATING NO AMPUTATED ARM... YOU SNATCHED THIS ARM OFF THIS FREAKING CRAB BITCH!!" lmao!!!!

[LawdMyEyes]

OH MY GOD Q, you tripped me out soooo hard about the steak and chitlins, ewww dookie went through it... LMAOOOOOO!!!!

[amaka38]

a dookie lmao

[ThatCrazyBoy101]

DIRT AND GRIME!!!!!! LMAO

[JCtwilighters]

chitlins are sooooo good!!!

[starlaslade1]

You talk so fast and I love it! And you!

[MrManu011]

I REALLY like Shrimp. lol

[KylaKyla12Kyla]

OMG The cafeteria at my college is so gross the cooks sneeze in their hands while they make pizza from scratch with no gloves on NO MAM I demanded my meal plan money back! I will eat roman noodles!

[malbesodorkieh]

@KylaKyla12Kyla ew thats just disgusting ! in my school, we get ramen noodles cups, and get them microwaved in the nurses office !

[MzBillKaulitz112]

HILARIOUS!!!! :D

[dymondusic]

hahahahahh!

[manhatten345]

bady doll baby love! lmao

[2Durr]

i bet you play call duty with that green shit on your head.

[cocopuss718]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[TbabyVocals1]

YYYYAAAAS I FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY I AM DEFFINATELY A PICKY EATER ONLY BECAUSE ITS HARD FOR ME TO EAT FOOOD THAT LOOK LIKE IT USE TO BE LOL FOR EXAMPLE CHICKEN FEET (EW)

[salexan05]

Mayonnaise should not be in a fruit salad!!!!! lol im with you on that

[LadyL31786]

If you make fruit salad, all you need to do is cut up the fruit and serve some yogurt on the side....NOT mayonnaise smh

[001honeydip]

Shrimp is like eatin' a Little Critten . . and he wipes his cheek LLaB ! ! :)) CLASSIC

[trannelle]

Omg I lovvvveeee u biaatcchh

[renee75421]

you are so fuuny. when in a bad mood i just watch your videos.. lmao

[Apocoliptico]

You guys I know what he was talking about! Its potato salad (potato salad sometimes has apple slices in it). Thats why he said mayo and apples, potato salad has mayo and apples.

[healthyskinny]

Are you sure it wasn't YOGURT & apples, and not mayonnaise & apples?

[JimmyJrock]

"I'm not eatin nobody's fuckin thought BITCH!" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO. DEAD!

[tugee4ubi]

Feet! No Chicken Feet !

[Conspiracy969]

"Sure is.....it sure is" AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That killed me

[TeddyGirl456]

Aha! Mystery Burger.

[27240302]

Amen quaddir ur the shit u crack me up

[Siimplyretr0]

you are to fuuny i love it

[yung6119]

LMFAOAOOAOAOAO 

[candyqueenify]

TUNA SALAD? not fruit salad haha

[Honidipped]

damn chicken foot!!!!! lmao

[ManiNatural2010]

"Thats freaking YUCKMEISTER!" LOL

[newbie4422]

where the fuck did the toenail go....... ROFLMAO I love you, I love you, I love you

[kewltyro10]

Chicken feet....ARUHH need a moment....matter of fact give me a lifetime cuz im not eatin no chicken foot xD.. <3 your videos

[16lshekanena]

You just ate a fucking foot..YOU JUST ATE A FUCKING FOOT Dear Lord, iluhyew!

[phenomenalbri]

I'M NOT EATING NOBODY'S FUCKING THOUGHT BITCH !!! HI-LA-RI-OUS !!!

[theblackprince3000]

@phenomenalbri

[MusikkIzMiLiffee]

Me and my sister found a whole bag of chicken feet at a Chinese market. My grandmother cooks them in soup, also pigtail. My mom eats it, but never in my life will I put a damn chicken foot anywhere NEAR my mouth because somebody would be thrown up on.. Lol

[kcuz289]

"I'm not eatin nobody's fuckin thought bitch!" LMAO!!!!!

[localoceans]

no no no, i think what you're looking for is Yogurt not mayo lol :)

[jasenchasen]

@localoceans No its mayo. My Mom makes that shit all the time...Its mayo, sugar, and fruits..

[localoceans]

@jasenchasen you kidding me?!?! that sounds SCRUMPTIOUS! jk. That's disgusting....

[Chutney20]

STRIMP is good!

[DarkNatasha23]

you are funny AF... i love it



[JonathanGardnerTV]

"Hoof, paw!" *CAN NOT GO ON...SLAIN...FLATLINED*

[Getitgirl816]

naw, for me a fruit salad is a mixture of fruit....ex: pineapples, grapes, canolope, honeydew, mixed berries, mangos....

[KMILLZ02REAL]

i don't give a fuck i'm not eatin no muthafucking foot bitch!

[MartenFerret]

Chicken feet > bull penis.

[securitybreech]

press 7-BOOP!

press 8-Bitch.

press 9-ickay.

[MissDirtyDiana13]

@securitybreech Hahah that shit had me on the floor!

[scootigger]

@securitybreech

I loved this. I had so much fun.! lol.

[tabithaparks13]

Miracle Whip for life!

[1nightonlyable]

you talk so fast lol

[NaziaDeshae14]

I feel the exact same way about mayo. I mean its just disgusting when people suck the mayo out of the packet when they finish using it! ewwww!!!

[rissels2005]

Timaya hun i cant cook for u then cuz a lady like me loveeeeeeessssssss chicken shrimp, lobster and the likes....girl what the hell do u eat

[briahays]

You are so picky I can't cook for you honey.

[briahays]

yuckmisters lol

[SmokersRoe]

@4:38 on crab legs.. lmao i cried...

[inuyashasama099]

Lmao! Remind me of Sperm. xD

[IAmNaria]

wtf shut uppppp

[LysetteOne]

rrrrr ... I need a moment! Yes bitch, matter of fact give me a lifetime 'cuz I'm not eatin' no chicken feet! ***Classic Material***

[NYGA26]

im not eatin no foot bitch

[cardiacthapoet]

waldorf salad

[Kandy801095]

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[meandbobbie1]

lol friut basket

[esintial]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hheeeheeee AAAHHHH!!!

[ryebread224x]

" All that dirt and GRIME!"

[ryebread224x]

jamaicans LOVE chicken feet! haha

[iheartcookies333]

All That Dirt&GRIIIIME !

Chicken Feet What? Who Makes That ?

[Wicho023]

fuck this lil bitch

bet he dont even know who his daddy is

[cardiacthapoet]

@Wicho023 what does that have to do with anything?

[t00muchredbull]

WHERE DID THE TOENAIL GO!....lmfao hahaha

[t00muchredbull]

4:13 lmfao!

[ijerk0briandvani]

lmao , harriett tubman was still alive :D

[manhatten345]

lmao!!!! i would never eat chicken feet and im allergic to shrimp and crab. but i can have lobster.

[monica32100]

ITS CALLED..... Waldorf Salad....LOL

[monica32100]

CHICKEN FEET!!! 2 FUCKIN FUNNY! LOVE U!

[gspott699]

YO QUE I'M COUNTRI BUT I AGREE THATS SOME NASTY SHIT..THATS LIKE DRANKING BEHINDE PEOPLE I HATE IT..

[kdub099]

oh man! You grandfather impression had me on the floor!!! LMAO

[Aleu]

LOL SHITLINS!

[xXDEPTHROATxXX]

its not mayonaise its whipping cream honey lol!

[SUPABOOOMB]

@xXDEPTHROATxXX I think it might be yogurt

[xXDEPTHROATxXX]

@SUPABOOOMB idk lol but i knw ambrosia's made w/ heavy whippin cream kuz the acid in fruits makes the yogurt separate

[wanneetee]

ROTFL! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE UR OPINIONS!

[gigglesmansonn]

"You snatched this arm off this fricking crab, bitch."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[8minaa8]

lmao!! i'm the same way..a foot?? no thanks!..it had what passing through it??...NO!

[jamaicansweetiepie17]

Stop diss up chicken foot man ! Once anoh di batty it can nyam

[uniqueid87]

I dont give a fuck if its a bear claw, if its exotic. im not eating no fucking foot bitch. lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

[SUPABOOOMB]

4:51 LOL!!! SHITLINS!!!

[lataunya13]

Mayonaise is GROOOOOSSSSSS ! it maakes meeh think of thick ass bird shit !

[SUPABOOOMB]

6:47-6:50 "I don't give a fuck if it's a bear claw, i don't give a fuck if it's exotic. I don't give a fuck, im not eatin no mothafuckin foot BITCH!!" LOL!!!

[FameMonsterThe]

I HATE MAYONNAISE bc i dont like the thick, white, jelly shit. It feels like lubricant passing and navigating threw my mouth

I also used to eat mustard packets in 4th grade to now mustard is so good!!!! i kinda like ketchup but when you open tht big bottle of ketchup there is nasty crap every where!!!all on the nozzle! and when you squeeze out the first squirt it comes out in pure LIQUID!!! NO MA"AM !!!!!that is just eeww

Just mustard for me out the packets!!!

[Swaqqsurfin201]

lmfaooooooooo XD yoo uu too funny fareall... "I aintt eatin no F-ckin foot B-tch" lmfaoo

[swampzoid]

mayonaise is nasty i think but girl, i can eat me some shrimpes !

[laysiaboo14]

Omfg you sooooo funny ! I watched this when i was high ,, I thought my stomach was gone fall out ! I LOVE YOU

[MrSereneSupreme]

Lol Q ! I don't know if you learned this since the post but Fruit Salad is made with Marshmellow Whip, which looks a lot like Mayo. When I first saw some, I thought it was Mayo too and I looking at the person who was serving it like, Bitch. I will choke you if you don't get that out of my face. It's actually really good, though.

[Ty2flye]

lmao im not eetin no1 thought bytch!! ayee yu funniie bruh usually dnt lik fags bc ima boy n fags b trynna rape mii n shyt my lil sis hip mii too yuh,u funny asz fuck thumbz uhp too yuh =)

[4EverEdward]

Im not eating nobodys fucking thought bitch! LOL!!!!!!!!

[Swaqqsurfin201]

@4EverEdward lmfaooooo

[TheLithium94]

"I dont give a f**k if ppl dont wanna eat my food, bitch, more for me." LOL!!!

[desariec]

lol i love you.

[lmaolawlzhaha]

i love your videos

[TiaCo08]

lmaooooooooooooo well WHAT DO U EAT!? LOL.....N Mayo and apples???????????? wtf really?

[ProteusX2]

i hate mayonnaise period, HATE. i eat dry sandwiches with mustard or use chipotle southwest sauce if i'm at subway. i like spicy dry sandwiches NEVER WITH MAYO EVER EVER EVER.

[hhschool]

apples and mayo? wtfff?!

[IcedLipGloss]

Quaadir and Luan Legacy are the BEST gay youtubers! Actually, they're probably the best gay men EVER!! Love you guys!!

[tripoliize]

7:28 "dirt and griiimmee!"

[SEXYEVA305]

i enjoy watching you... i began to do a talkshow my self.. but then people love to hate and shit i would put them out der but i aint gon go there... yu act just like me... yo yu very funny lmaoooo if only yu lived in miami florida... lol please get back at me

[SEXYEVA305]

i enjoy watching you... i began to do a talkshow my self.. but then people love to hate and shit i would put them out der but i aint gon go there... yu act just like me... yo yu very funny lmaoooo if only yu lived in miami florida... lol please get back at me

[LAUGHmaniac123]

I feel like even more people down south get offended when you dont want their food. I hate mayonnaise, lol q your videos be cracking me up.

[Sxy6Emo]

You snatched this arm off a frikken crab, bitch xD WTF hahahahahaha oh man your videos are hilarious.

[trladams78]

Oh wait....I'm not eating no brains, I don't want to eat nobody thoughts bitch...lol

[trladams78]

I'm not eating no foot, hoof, paw,claw.....NO MA'AM!!! lol

[trladams78]

instant life at where did the toenail go.....lmfao :D but I feel the same about the chitterlings.....like you said dooky, just cuz its clean don't mean its ok. Yes, I got the same thought, like are folks gonna start eating from toilets?! GROSS

[melmel1801]

I didnt kno fruit salad had mayo...my whole life is a LIE O.O

[JudgeEden]

@melmel1801

Normally it doesn't. Most people, normal people, use a type of white cream. I forget what it was, could have been a type of whipped topping. It's definitely NOT mayo though. That person mentioned in the video sounds nasty, who would put mayo in fruit salad?

[melmel1801]

@JudgeEden u would surprised about what ppl put in their food nowadays.

[gakusei3]

omg I was laughing throughout this video! you're really funny!

[TheNefertitibrown]

I feel you. I can't stand condiment packets either. That shit sound nasty!

[gigisofly27]

"that is yuckmaster bitch lol"

[L0On3yTun3z]

i thought fruit salad was a bunch of fruit's in a bowl lol. this is hilarious!!!!

[Bossladdie73]

lmmfao i love you

[sheerpastels17]

omg this made me laff sooo hard!!!! I love you!!!! lmao keep making vids I love it!

[aquinne]

Sounds like she was making either Cole Slaw or Potato Salad??? Maybe

[CROWNEDGOLDENBEAUTY]

lol

[wtfitsasa]

Ambrosia is probably what it was.

[DOTEAZEWORLD]

@wtfitsasa u usually use yoghurt 4that lol

[iifeen4noniiggah]

@wtfitsasa ambrosia doesnt have mayo in it



[MrBigga1993]

"First off, when ur father was alive, harriet tubman was alive." lol

[TMOWIFEY]

LMMFAO....I LOVE YOU!!! TO FUNNY.. I CAN WATCH YOUR VIDEOS ALLLLL DAY!!

[msmoss11]

LMFAOOOOO

[FKX1337]

lmao, I got a a gooood laugh off of this lol. You're the best lol.

[Belieblikewoah]

u r the most funniest person i ever seen i'm LMAO right now

[mirandaisgross]

Omg thinking about someone licking the mayonnaise off the pack is so gross

[bloodyswagg]

yo dis nigga funny as fuck

[psuncar]

qaadir!!!!!!! You are hysterical!!!!!!!!!

[Truegoddess23]

OMG I loooove ur videos! You are hilarious and keep it real as fuck. Keep doing what you do, I look foward to watching all ur vids:)

[annamelia765]

I agree, how can people eat anything with bones or shells unless they're starving. Pick the meat off that bitch and make sure there's no grisle in that before you serve that shit!!!

[aprilnc94]

mayo on apples? are you sure it wasnt yogurt?

[SashaSimone07]

my face hurts from laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im not eating no feet necks intestine and never will but i dont know how your not eating wings to good to leave!

[1peebrain]

im not eating nobodys thought!!!! lmbo ur soooo funny

[partnersinkrime]

your e'ffin hilarioussss!! :D

[sofreshprettyboy]

lmao, give me a lifetime lol

[Clubkabuki]

You really made me laugh. Thanks.

[GoodNightGoodLuck2u]

Is that LeBron James? Lol.

[jason0998]

you're the funneist person on earth

[aprilshowers7159]

LOL!! I'm over here busting up!! He's funny.

[Fanilliaj]

shitlins lol hahaaaaa

[jesm1983]

lol. you are hilarious. i love all your videos. looking foward to seeing more of you.



[msfittful]

LOL!! You have got to be the FUNNIEST most HILARIOUS person i've ever seen! I certainly wish you had a reality show, I guarantee it would win an Emmy, an Oscar, or whatever other prestigious award that's out

[ryanneb2010]

Mayo makes me gag...

[iloveLLUM]

:-)

[uniqueberri]

I HATEEEEEE MAYONAISE!!!!!!!!!

[cutiepiedev]

"what kind of restaurant are you running, bitch?" LOL

[WumWip]

I hate mayo too.

[markhoward91]

mayo on ice cream

[Neeka693]

omg..lol im sooo weak...i am soooooo weakk