Stoning

[Thagros]

Nobody does indignant, pompous rage like John Cleese.

[elizabeth230293]

omg. this is too much......lml

[CzechMirco]

The worrying thing is, that most probably after he complimented his wife, it was her who told on him :D

[koiuuyty]

WHO THOUGH THAT!

[LinicerEternity]

Wait a minute...we haven't started Yeet!! Lol

[mrthomaspeterson]

I love how half of them are men, pretending to be women, that are pretending to be men. :P



[IsisNiko]

at 0:48, I nearly spit my drink out because this was my first time seeing this. I love Monty Python.

[Uberlaser]

Good Shot!

[stuckupcurlyguy]

2:14 best bit *shake heads*

[funkyfranx]

Was that John Cleese? 

[samoanwill1]

@funkyfranx yeah i think the guy in charge is John Cleese, correct me if im wrong

[funkyfranx]

@samoanwill1

No, I agree, you can really tell by his voice.

[trainchugger53]

RECURSIVE CROSSDRESSING

[TheAviatorMusic]

......are there any women here today? I laughed so hard at that line!

[minitoast01]

lol

[namekman01]

women.......and this still goes on today

[JorrieboyL]

Men acting like women acting like men

[steve354777]

Re the incident in the New testament (John 8:7) of the woman caught in adultery. I reckon a lot of Christians think Jesus should have said "I;m the son of God. I get to throw the first stone". At least they would have happily been part of the crowd like this video.

[reevesdamn]

I bet his wife turned him in.

[negitivem]

guys as girls as guys

[1thepieman]

"well you did say Jehova

[1thepieman]

@jtomasik actually, 120, are the other three friends of yours or something?

[Anomynos]

"Idiot! In the Latin Alphabet 'Jehovah' Starts with an 'I'"

[Snagabott]

mokkamann!

[TPProductions96]

Damn Eric Idle has a cannon for an arm.

[trainguy3985]

1:42 Well you did say Jehovah.

[asdfalicious]

jehova

[shadowsasuke97]

Jahova

[Cypher796]

@shadowsasuke97 BLASPHEMY! .... :D

[jtomasik]

118 people should be stoned.

[fmytaco29]

@jtomasik

I agree, being stoned would make this much more enjoyable than it already is.

[MrJBP51]

At 2:14 is that Rowan Atkinson?

[cloneofsonic]

Jehovah

[Coxyrocks]

@cloneofsonic thumbs up for spelling it right.

[mrtheblr]

Did he swear Christ? lol

[MrBlah15000]

118 people said Jehovah

[Smeghead76]

@MrBlah15000 *throws stone*

[MrBlah15000]

@Smeghead76 Go to the back.

[buckwild104]

@MrBlah15000 oh dear

[W0mpa]

Classic, absolute classic!!!

[aldodarin]

like this if you should be FUCKIN STUDYING!!

[MorrinWellSmith]

@aldodarin Thanks for reminding me, scumbag...

[TheIvanNewb]

@aldodarin Hell yeah! Analysing grammar and such is fucking boring...

This is way more cultural than any poem we've ever got lol :P

[dbg3006]

Epic overkill at the end!

[Legoreviewer98]

This is so funny

[kavtoM]

LOL Roman soldiers faces!

[BigDeepRocker]

Is this a parody :D

loooooooooooooool

[1997Mattyw]

@BigDeepRocker yeah I think it's a spoof of the nativity :)

[amohotepv]

THAT'S MY FRIDAYS!

[themessingzoo]

Tough crowd!

[jiminycricket69]

Jehovah God. that is all

[JRTV1959]

Right ! Who threw that.

[Borat911]

isn't it kinda messed up som cultures and people in the middle-east still do this pre-medieval crap !! ?? While others are exploring space, building massive networks of universities and engineering bigger bridges and higher towers everyday from nuclear fusion to hydrogen bombs .... some still use stones on women however ... maybe evolution only works with some specimens ?

[Elementboy6522]

@Borat911

Stupid people breed faster i guess... Maybe thats why there's still so many of them :P

[Lightray110]

I love John Cleese in this bit.



[obiwil]

The rule of law in America...No one is to stone anyone, until I blow this whistle.

[D2000222]

JEHOVA!

Oh dear lord, I'm dead.

[MrTokyo34]

@D2000222 BBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAASSSSSSSPPPPPH­HHHHHEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY­YY!!!!!!!!!!!

[turnerjudy54]

and we are not to use it in vain. exodus 20:7 read that. exodus 6:2-3

[Subsw00fers]

100 times better if watched with THC in their system.

[hbarghouthi]

@Subsw00fers true man, shit i dont evne know what im doing reading week old comments lol

[turnerjudy54]

matthew 6:9 and 10 says it is holy. get to know him.

[turnerjudy54]

thats right say Jehovah our God and King forever..Jewish religious leader thaought it was to sacred to say, but i say from the bible what Jesus wanted us all to do is sanctify Jehovah name or you use it in a vain way ,like its worthless.. well there is a lot of gold in that name and we should get to know Jehovah and Jesus our lord. John 17:3 Psalms 83:18 look for yourself. chuckens.

[aneri97]

@turnerjudy54 I came here for comedy, not indoctrination...

[TheDoomseye]

@aneri97 ikr

[KingLashiec]

118 people said Jehovah.

[Fly2Azeroth]

those 2 poor Romans at the end with the look of "what the fuck are we doing with these peolpe" and that was 2000 years a go!

[CrAzYfOoLiShErE]

lol its funny cuz the actors who are men areplaying women who are being men xD

[suorman]

this is very funny, but not for the women in countries still practicing stoning as we read.

[amebapicoteam]

dumb ass women

[SenLinFu]

But later, he accomodates the Judean Peoples front, I mean the Peoples front of Judea?

[SveaMike]

...........SHE;SHE;SHE;SHE;.. HIM;HIM;HIM;HIM!



[the124Lscania]

and you belive SIRWARMACHINE u stupid fool? ask the pedo where he downloaded that sick child picture u idiot !!!! only true paedophile is SIRWARMACHINE! ! his a true online preditor

[YooToobBaller]

theyre men dressed up as women trying to be men...classic!

[LeinMarjo]

Do i need to say yes, Yes

[Madhatterjoe2]

JEHOVAH

[SenLinFu]

@Madhatterjoe2 BAM

[spp41]

You can see a mic at around 2:08 - 2:10

[irock1839]

Do I say "yes"?

Yes.

"Yes."

[legefy]

Only men can go to stonings, Number of men at stonings 0. This is why tv was made.

[Cwmbran1984]

117 people said JEHOVAH!!! XD

[Erniethecatisawesom]

Monty Python, kicking gender-conformity in the pants since the late 60s.

[goodbadanduglypoker]

This video is good enough for Jehova to watch.

[panzeraid]

@goodbadanduglypoker

BLASPHEMY!

*Points*

[atvheads]

@goodbadanduglypoker You said it again!!!

[245webster]

must have taken a while to get that halibut from Alaska to ancient Jerusalem.

[magicsiren91]

the endless supply of stones lol

[TeenoFilms]

notice the guards arent holding the prisoner at 2:14?

[TheRustaman]

@TeenoFilms not the same guards....

[PurlyDragonx]

@TeenoFilms Those aren't the same guards as the ones holding the prisoner.

[MrBloveslittlesister]

the pope looking dudesounds like obi-wan kenobi and steve carell

[Kapradi89]

115 poeple said Jehov...aaaaaa ou!

[mnemoniccourier]

Men playing women playing men. Only with Monty Python. :)

[Hannible100]

I saw this film back in 1980 i remember the next morning my sides where hurting me because i was laffin so mutch lol

[kingburgerkiler]

thumbs up if you was stoned and you typed stoned in google and found this :D

[dudewild]

@kingburgerkiler im sure you're the only one

[kingburgerkiler]

@dudewild i feel special

[toverkleet]

Gotta love Cleese's angry tantrums XD

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

This so reminds me of my supply teachers when I was at primary (and high) school.

[valcan321]

I love the guards at the end.

[tonix1993]

i am sceard to say jaho... now :P

[dawtchins]

its sad this still goes on

[failtropolis]

Men acting like women acting like men

[girlishgamer1]

@failtropolis only in Monty python a comedy good enough for Jehova *STONED* OUCH! WHO THREW THAT!?

[Tanegashima452]

@failtropolis Yo dawg, I heard you like crossdressing while crossdressing so we got you this Monty Python's Life of Brian DVD.

[pervertedmind]

@failtropolis indeed, nice screen name d(:

[embluvya]

113 people are women at a stoning. XD

[Hollykrist]

She did she she seconds later he did he he :P hahahahahaha lmao!!!

[heyzoos420]

I love the bit at the end where the romans are just standing there shaking their heads.

[01Sweetiepye]

Looks like Taliban behavior

[y8864]

ARE THERE ANY WOMAN HERE?

[y8864]

JAHOVA!!!!!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRG

[JoePeterLord]

0:49 fantastically accurate shot!

[derZyklusII]

simply classic.

[CreeperKillerPro]

Jehovah!!!

[Tube11ize]

this is why i`m proud to be english! xD

[doorwindow7]

I really wish when the huge rock flattened him he just said "just a flesh wound".

[dgmg7]

Cleese @ his best :-)

[ajthepage]

"Do I say yes?"

"Yes"

"Yes"

I love that line.

[TehGameMaker]

Men pretending to be Women pretending to be Men.

Only in Monty Python!

[PurpleAlogia]

@TehGameMaker and in "As You Like It"

[stratoMV]

@TehGameMaker and shakespeare...

[xNIK42]

@TehGameMaker and in Shakespeare.... just saying

[lukcas123]

Are there any women here today?

[FORCENSX]

Haha, rubber stones. :D I want some of them.

[jesusmcevoy]

The people who disliked this video should be stoned to death.....

[brokless]

@Zionistan666 wtf.. dont talk to me you stinky zionist, I got a burning bush down there for you to worship rofl!!

[TheSteelStallion]

@brokless Don't worry, gingers get a lot of abuse.

[Ebrainiac1]

Damn, them jewish elders had some pimp-ass hats.

[xblubli]

What an a-stone-ishing clip!

[copacafana]

109 people said Jahooba :DD

[BlackRayquaza98]

I loled when a random person said good shot after they placed a huge rock on him

[HighGearBush]

FAIL!!!!!!!

[SongOfFall]

109 people have uttered the name of our Lord :D

[fategiver]

I love the large rock that the group runs over with.... xD

[latindistroyer]

throws stone befor it start*

who threw that

jahova

[Godzilla52]

2:13 Romans thinking, those silly religious people :)

[Yabanko]

"I'm warning you, if you say Jehova once more--!!"

*stone to the back*

"Right! Who threw that!? Come on, Who threw that stone!?"

"She did, she did--He he did!!"

"Was it you?"

"..yes.."

"Right--"

"Well you did say Jehova!"

"Aahhh!!" *is stoned* XD

[Andiefunny93]

-Come on, who threw that stone?

- SHE,SHE,SHE!...HE,HE.HE DID....XD lmao

[mohd1210]

whoops. wrong stoning vid. still pretty funny though :D

[Deel2506]

"BLASPHEMY!!" LOL

[anotherperson001]

No-body can make more pure comedy than Monty Python.

[TheDeepEndShow1]

107 people said Gehova.

[flyersphan111]

Jehova.

[prime465]

@flyersphan111 BLASPHEMER!!!! 

[flyersphan111]

@prime465 umad?

[pumoo]

ぎゃー

[HobbsO]

"Are there any women her today" Brilliant movie

[TheEsperanza243]

LMAO!!!!

[DeathFirere]

Jehova is not a wrong thing to say, cause it's Elohim. It is not the name of god, it is the word of god.

[Caleyjags1999]

107 people are to be stoned to death.

[14uboat]

lol



[GoldenCenturion]

106 people said Jehova.

[15GamingGuy]

@GoldenCenturion HE SAID IT AGAIN!

[GoldenCenturion]

@15GamingGuy JEHOVA JEHOVA JEHOVA

[brokless]

I grew up as a muslim in saudi arabia, and it is with my pleasure to say Fuck Islam with all my heart!

[Drabytt]

106 people were watching this video upside down

[satch0phile]

his j*hova dance is awrd worthy

[Rock32768]

SHE DID! SHE DID! SH- HE DID! HE DID! HE DID IT!

[Noobsaibot21]

The biggest form of blasphemy here is the 106 dislikes.

[fabi2zan1]

@Noobsaibot21 I agree. This is hilarious. I could watch this stuff all day!

[KungfuCow5]

@Noobsaibot21 KILL THE HERETICS!

[tastezlikechicken]

Lol I love this film

[jwandhistools]

John Cleese could read a recipe and it would be hilarious.

[KrillLiberator]

Without doubt the single funniest commentary on the inflexibility of much religious dogma and the unthinking stupidity of the followers of such interpretations. "If some bloke says it's true, then it must be. Period."

[TeMPaProductions]

John Cleese = Fawlty Towers = Comedy Legend!

[The343Player]

..."Are there any women here today?"

[MrBurnedSalad]

acctualy it is forbidden to say jehoba there are other words for it you the word jehoba can only appears written in the bible

[panzeraid]

@MrBurnedSalad

That's a lie. Where in the scriptures does it say it's forbidden to say the Name? So all the prophets were blaspheming because they directly spoke His Name? The sin is taking His name in Vain which means to not utter it at all. Tell me why does it say to call upon His Name and be saved then?

[MrBurnedSalad]

@panzeraid dude im jewish and i study the old testemant at school dont start arguing with about it....the word jehoba is written in the bible but when you read it you are not allowed to say "jehoba" you simply say another name of him(hadonay or elohim in hebrew)....