Great way to showcase a lack of talent. She is one of the most unfunny and ugly people to ever be allowed on stage with a microphone. What a pathetic and worthless human being.
@satinISsexy The cheeseburguer wasn't because you eat meat, it was because you are american, you morbid obesse people.
The reality is that I started being vegan and never wanted to change anyone, and when I have to tell it to people everyone treats me like I am a "better than thou dude", being prejudist to someone who you believe is prejudist without even knowing him or her is the most stupid thing. And I don't have to deal with this fat ass
last night a vegan rocked my world! :D cuz im a vegansexual! i luv Margaret Cho! cuz any kind of luv is fine it's hate that we have to worry about. :D loveeee herrrr fag hag assss . . .
duuude she needs to shut the f up. she shouldnt be saying anything mean about gays or people of color or vegans... thats wrong. what r u guys laughing at? she not funny.
i got into a fight with a vegan before....he threw my sketch book in the trash...so i threw his Dead Kennedys bag in the trash....so he attempted to smash me in the head with a stool....so i kicked him in the nuts....he left me alone after that.....which is a shame...i like fighting with think-they-know-it-alls...
lols, what has to happen here is the realization that most ppl do not CARE if a person eats meat or not, it really doesnt matter to me if you choose to nahm on a steak or pass it for the salad, what annoys "meat eaters" is when "vegans" think they need to advertise it, to campaign for others to go vegan, and the often arrogant attitude in which some go about it. SO...having said that, chilax...nahm a veggie...and leave the meat eaters alone ^^
@shanedawsonfan90 "leave the meat eaters alone" Then people should also leave....... Obama alone Palinalone iraq alone protesters alone terrorists alone vegans alone Brittany Spears alone ......and animals alone. Ya see, I leave every being alone. It's right. Its decent, It's ethical. It's vegan. And we shouldn't except anything less.
I do love Margaret Cho, especially the "asian chicken salad" joke, but this is just plain innacurate - vegans aren't hungry! True, I think about food more now, but only because of all the delicious things I want to eat! XD
I also find it funny that so many vegan's remarks I have read revolve around their craving/love of sweets. Man by nature has a predisposition for sweet and fatty foods, very good sources of energy. But, I think that Vegans go above and beyond with the sweets....fruit, cakes, snacks...etc, etc, to make up for the utter deprivations and nutritional shortcomings of their diet. If I eat a low fat/high carb diet I find myself wanting the same....sweets and other junk.
@tickyul I'm vegan, and hate sweets-soda, cakes, snacks, etc., my favorite thing to eat is whatever my body needs at the time, usually just vegetables. the vegans I meet & know don't really like sweets, none of them eat candy.
@ccher9 Well, I guess that you know better than me. How long have you been Vegan and what negatives have you noticed from the diet? I think that most of the time this diet will eventually make you sick if you do not at least supplement. I try not to be closed minded, I like to change my diet up every once in a while, but, I cannot see this diet as a nutritionally sound way of eating.
Natural or not, I feel best when my diet is mainly composed of cooked animal. I believe that it has become very trendy for people to consider meat as bad and unhealthy, I feel nothing is further from the truth. Meat has a list of health benefits that make just about every other food (except eggs) look pretty weak in comparison. From the high quality absorbable amino acid profile to the very absorbable iron it contains, meat is a great food.
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Hey cho, why don't you make jokes about your countries human and animal rights violations. Your poeple will eat anything, including your dogs, cats, and everything that walks on four legs. And by the way, your not funny.
Last time I checked that's an America accent she has. You should recognize it if your from the US, unless your from down south. Also unless you are Native American which is a small percentage of the population so I doubt you are. STFU. -___- You came here just like the rest of us.
it actually IS bad for the plantet....you need 9 kg of grains to produce 1 kg of meat....and a lot of methan comes from animal breedings.......and vegans are extremists because they think about what they are doing ? Or because everything that doesnt fir you way of living is "extremist" ? ha ha ..
yeah its not like i didnt understand jokes or sth, but what he said was no joke (he deleted the comment for some reason xD) and i dont like being called stupid from someone who doesnt even know what he is talking about
btw I'm not skinny I'm 5'5" 140 lbs. I eat a lot of Thai food (I'm half Thai), replace the meat with tofu and I never really feel different it just comes natural. Anyways I enjoyed this video.
Oh btw I'm not skinny I'm 5'5", 140. I eat a lot of Thai food (I'm half Thai) and just replace the meat with tofu and I never really feel different it just comes natural to live without animal products. Anyways I enjoyed this video.
I'm vegan. I love Björk. And I LOVE Margret Cho! Don't call us stupid. I believe in reincarnation and I wouldn't like to be tortured and slaughtered. Remember we are just big brained primates!!
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he really is governor of California....he REALLY is. ...HAHAHAHAHA!
....There gonna start a whole new race of Umpalumpas. ...HAHAHAHAHA!
Do not FUCK with Vegans...cus they're HUNGRY!
...HAHAHAHAHA!
This bitch ain't funny at all...she didn't deserve a single laugh in that video. The only reason she gets air time is because she's a female, asian comedian.
@cyndisimism I think she's great. I like her sense of humour. I'm vegan too and I never go hungry. The only problem is with any humour about minorities: some people take it seriously.
Umm, no, sorry. Not true. Not even a little, Are you seriously trying to make the case that our teeth show we should not eat honey, eggs or dairy products? Not only that our teeth resemble those of omnivorous animals more than herbivorous animals. There is a case to be made for being vegan but this is not it.
ok... she crossed the line here! I love Cho with a passion. I agree with everything she is saying... (I am a lesbian, liberal and against the death penalty) She crossed a political line that should not be crossed. She looks a lot like Rosie O'donnel now!
umm yeh but guess what? Swine flu comes from flu strains deveolped because of all the anti-biotics used in factory farming. These flu strains develop because the normal strains become immune to the anti-biotics and then evolve into different strains that scientists/doctors are not familiar with. So although it doesnt come from eating pork it does come from the current methods used in the meat industry.
It is a total misconception that eating meat is healthier. Meat has protein, but so do beans, soy, nuts, ect. And all of them are healthier choices because they have more fiber and essential fats than meat does. Not to mention, being vegetarian is better for the environment.
I DO have enough protein in my system, and I DON'T enjoy being labeled as "deathly skinny and gross." And if you didn't mean all people who don't eat meat are this way, I would seriously consider rephrasing your comment.
Meat is not only a cruel and inhumane way to obtain food, it is also horrible for the planet because of the stockyards full of cow crap that seep into the soil and also creates methane gases which contributes to global warming.
Meat has protein but it also has a lot of other things that are not good for you but if you eat soy, you get the full benefit of protein without the fat and hormones. You don't need so much protein to be healthy, this is the big meat eater myth.
Funny how vegans are the only living organisms on earth that don't know the difference between what other living things are it's companions,or it's food.Even other animals know what they can eat and what is their companion/enemy(higher on the food chain or simply too dangerous for them to eat).lol.You know they're no longer considering a difference between the human and animal race?They are calling us "fellow animals" instead of humans.Talk about living in denial!
Since when?They brought up evolution?lol.I've never heard such a thing in my life.I've always been told that there's a "human race" and an "animal race".Therefore,there IS a difference.Unless scientists decided that calling us a "human race" is obsolete.I know we're "mammals" but never been told we're "animals".We ARE different than them in many ways which is why we're called the "human race".Last I checked anyway...
Ummm...I've heard the phrase "human race", not "animal race". "Animal" is one of the kingdoms in biology, and there are races within that. "Mammal" is a further subset within the animal kingdom, so if you understand that humans are mammals you HAVE to admit that we're animals. Every single mammal on earth is an animal.
Humans are different to other animals in many ways, I agree, but that doesn't prove we're not animals too.
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I love meat...I wear leather...I hunt Bambi to keep your car from getting wrecked by overage of wildlife herding onto the highway...I was once a vegan. What a waste of a good pork chop...
matter of fact, Dennet says it was rather wise for the sheep to adop a shepard... at the expense of spontaneous breeding (and sometimes not even that) they're provided with everything they really need....
the sheep to adopt a shepard... no theyre just protected, kept within certain area and then the shepard kills all its babies. sheep call for their lambs for months after it has been taken away for slaughter if they where happy they wouldnt do that
on an evolutionary bases it was a bad idea for the sheep to adopt the shepard because the shepard just bread the really fat massivly wooly coated short legged ones so that they can hardly run, depend on us shaving them and cant jump higher than 30cm
I'm in favour of both abortion AND the death penalty.
I also couldn't live even a week as a vegan, it is a stupid and dogmatic diet that is not even followed by any major religions who usually allow consumption of animal by-products like eggs and milk.
Does an animal suffer if you protect, shelter, feed it and keep it healthy but milk it for all your troubles?
We would still be scrabbling around in the earth like common apes if we hadn't mastered agriculture.
Many Buddhists are. Thich Nhat Hanh for example, who inspired Martin Luther King Jr to oppose Vietnam war. Interestingly, Kings wife and son are vegan, he said Animal rights is the "logical extension" of his father's philosophy of nonviolence. Dairy cows suffer tremendously. We are not doing them any favors by breeding them into existence to serve as milk machines, to live 1/3 their life span before they are spent from being repeatedly pregnant and milked. Their male calves are killed for veil.
Healthy, comfortable and non-stressed animals produce more. Why do you think farmers spend most of their budget on veterinary care and warm and dry shelter during the worst weather?
It is both illegal and illogical for a farmer to mistreat or allow the suffering of their quarry.
Also my point on religion is a total vegan diet is an individual choice of Buddhist, it is not REQUIRED, just like many Christians are teetotallers but it is not expected of them.
I used to think the same way and that's exactly what animal agri-business will tell you.
Have you ever seen a starving stressed dog with puppies, they'll still produce milk as it's their bodies number one priority. Cows bones will literally wither away as they are milked to death. Furthermore cows are bred, fed and drugged to produce even more milk. These are facts. They are disposable to industry and easily quickly replaced with their female offspring.
So what if they are disposable? Every tear shed for a cow is a waste of empathy considering the immeasurable level of HUMAN suffering that exists in the world.
I have heard the opinion of people who come from Cameroon and Nigeria and they are DISGUSTED by pampered westerners who cry over a cow getting milked, a cow that gets better health care than 99% of their fellow citizens could ever hope for.
It's not a zero sum game in that aspect, you can easily do both.The largest consumer product is food, and it has the largest footprint not only in suffering but in waste and pollution. We can easily choose food that creates less suffering just like we can not buy products of child labor. We can stand for the rights of all sentient beings.
Humans have eaten meat and milk and eggs for thousands of years because it is extremely efficient method of gaining calories in organised civilisation.
Humans can't eat hay or grass but ruminants like cows can. Pigs eat other waste and chickens forage.
The great human civilisations were built on the move to agriculture and animal husbandry. Humans couldn't have survived at all without hunting animals for meat.
In countries were they can't afford aspirin let alone vitamin pills, meat is VITAL.
Who cares if people needed meat in the past? Doesn't make it right to continue choose to do harm if it's avoidable now and certainly not sustainable. The land we waste on hay and grass can be used to grow vegetables. Growing crops to feed animals is HIGHLY inefficient. It's a fact that we can feed more people without turning it to meat first. Water as well, it takes 2500-5000 gallons of water to get one pound of beef. One pound! Third world countries can feed more people with grains and veggies.
Hay is a BY-PRODUCT of grain production, it would be a waste NOT to feed it to livestock.
We cannot digest cellulose, 80% of plants are cellulose, THAT is the waste. Even a starchy potato has roots, leaves and the rest of the plant are inedible, so feed it to animals. Gonna eat Banana peel?
That water thing is bullshit as not only is it an exaggeration but animals would drink contaminated water that is plentiful but poisonous to humans so is useless - unless for livestock.
I cited the big agri-business's numbers which is being very liberal. 2500 gallons of water. Poisonous water? You gonna eat animals that were fed poisonous water? The number one contributor to water pollution is animal agriculture. Just google water pollution livestock. That alone is reason not to eat meat.
No I'm not gonna eat a banana peel, but that doesn't mean I have to feed it to a dog or a pig and then eat that. I can turn it into compost and for my garden.
Riiiiiight, when crops are bad, it is only for feeding livestock...
But when crops are good, then they are for 'holier than thou' Vegans.
Sounds to me like you are running out of excuses. If you just can't handle meat and anything more extreme than steamed carrots has you fain headed, then that is fine, but don't get some superiority complex with me.
You're putting words in my mouth. Animals die on soybean, corn, wheat farms which feed me. But even more die to feed you because it takes way more to first raise a cow or a pig or a chicken.
One more death out of millions and in the UK livestock are never fed grain, only hay and grain BY-products. 1 cow is enough meat for a decade.
You know the "least harm" is to eat cows that are reared on grassland.
Outside the USA (but plenty of places in USA) cattle are almost universally fed on grassland, hay, spoilage and other waste or wild biomass; never grain.
Search your feelings... you know it to be true!
Join ME on the meat side and we can FEAST at KFC together!
Hippies claim that US farmers make grain less available by feeding to cows. There's plenty of grain, otherwise it would not be cheap enough to feed to cattle. The famines in Africa are caused by despotic warlords, UN can easily ship in tons of grain, but the warlords use famine as a weapon.
Chickens are VERY energy efficient in converting grain into meat calories + added nutritional value.
You can't eat plankton or any plant life from the sea, so aquatic animals are free calorific energy.
Grain is subsidized by the government thanks to big-aggro lobbying and vegetables are not. Yes world hunger is largely political. What if dogs were efficient at converting banana peels? Should we start farming them? We're not going to get buried in organic biomass, we can choose not to farm dogs and we can choose not to farm chickens and use crop land for foods we can eat directly. Parts that we can't we can turn into compost for soil.
Well pigs or chickens are much better than dogs as meat factories (that they have been bred to be). Dogs are carnivores; good for hunting, killing, guarding and an "extra set of senses".
It's typical... and pathetic you would try the dog empathy with me.
LOL Nice
bobheadzeek 3 weeks ago
she's a vegan herself, i think it's funny
misstricianicole 3 weeks ago
Great way to showcase a lack of talent. She is one of the most unfunny and ugly people to ever be allowed on stage with a microphone. What a pathetic and worthless human being.
TheFicklestein 1 month ago
There is even a dating site for vegas called vegans.me!!
cashloanme 2 months ago
@satinISsexy The cheeseburguer wasn't because you eat meat, it was because you are american, you morbid obesse people.
The reality is that I started being vegan and never wanted to change anyone, and when I have to tell it to people everyone treats me like I am a "better than thou dude", being prejudist to someone who you believe is prejudist without even knowing him or her is the most stupid thing. And I don't have to deal with this fat ass
CockyR4 3 months ago
@satinISsexy How comforting. What an asshole dude; just because I don't like to get insulted like americans, doesn't mean I can't handle life.
Go eat another cheeseburguer.
CockyR4 3 months ago
Is it just me or is that a chink?
Kamikazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
GreatBlueKnight 3 months ago
I'm a vegan and I find this insulting.
Then again I find every joke on stand up insulting.
CockyR4 3 months ago
@Th3VelourFog Vegans have a much lower rate of impotence. I agree with you on Margaret Cho. Sometimes she's hilarious. Not here.
notefromself 4 months ago
Not funny at all and i watched till 5:20.......not one chuckle. What a waste of my life!!!
deanobrown 6 months ago
her peacock dress truly was fabulous. GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL (Head explodes)
mporson94 6 months ago
last night a vegan rocked my world! :D cuz im a vegansexual! i luv Margaret Cho! cuz any kind of luv is fine it's hate that we have to worry about. :D loveeee herrrr fag hag assss . . .
sexpen 6 months ago
The most unfunny thing I have ever seen on youtube.
MrDjegovsky 7 months ago
The most unfunny thing I have ever seen on youtube.
MrDjegovsky 7 months ago
"we need to block our borders and keep tha forgieners out..."....where the fuck you from!?
goli2188 7 months ago
I don't see how anyone could hate someone for defending a helpless creature. Just sayin'.
Fallen80sChild 7 months ago 2
She is vegan.. idiots.. xD
Fallen80sChild 7 months ago 2
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I heard somewhere that she sometimes eats chicken but she sees herself as a vegan. If it's true then she's not a vegan.
ZoldierrZzz 4 months ago
damn straight about vegans.so true. they suck balls.
waltaburge 7 months ago
damn straight about thats true. they suck balls.
waltaburge 7 months ago
duuude she needs to shut the f up. she shouldnt be saying anything mean about gays or people of color or vegans... thats wrong. what r u guys laughing at? she not funny.
Isabella9609 8 months ago
70 people didn't look at those bones
lipera 8 months ago 6
"BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY!"
Actually dying of laughter atm.
blinkme478 9 months ago
I'm a vegan but I find this hilarious
Tabroxfcc 9 months ago 17
LAME...! neah!
vaidotas86 9 months ago
LOL, I'm vegan and I loved her joke. LOL, I've gotten into not a few heated fights!
heartaflame81 10 months ago 2
i know many funny ass asians, but this one fails -.-
itzchrisssxd 1 year ago
not funny
animallog 1 year ago
Is that "comedy" in the US? Making a few simple political statements that the audience agree with?
Oh, and Vegans are hungry? "That's gold, Jerry, pure gold"...
hinkar 1 year ago
Well she isn't funny, but whatever.
orangejuuz 1 year ago 3
i got into a fight with a vegan before....he threw my sketch book in the trash...so i threw his Dead Kennedys bag in the trash....so he attempted to smash me in the head with a stool....so i kicked him in the nuts....he left me alone after that.....which is a shame...i like fighting with think-they-know-it-alls...
ArielDarkBlade69 1 year ago
@ArielDarkBlade69 Awesome display of maturity.
truth2748 1 year ago
@truth2748 well i was only 15/16 at the time
ArielDarkBlade69 1 year ago
lols, what has to happen here is the realization that most ppl do not CARE if a person eats meat or not, it really doesnt matter to me if you choose to nahm on a steak or pass it for the salad, what annoys "meat eaters" is when "vegans" think they need to advertise it, to campaign for others to go vegan, and the often arrogant attitude in which some go about it. SO...having said that, chilax...nahm a veggie...and leave the meat eaters alone ^^
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Gary1111001 1 year ago
@MsRockStarBarbie WE're wrong!!!!!!
Apeshavenotails2 1 year ago
asta lavista kitty hahahahha
32ROCKERCHICK32 1 year ago
I am Veg .... and this is Funny!!!! :D
Dolljewel 1 year ago
U don't like chocolate Charlie Bucket does.
hopdirtstone 1 year ago
How is the death penalty wrong?
Oh well, that's not the point of the video.
Isakuma 1 year ago
XD biork lmfao
pocketmasterful 1 year ago
i'm a vegan too and she's too funny LOL
aliceincreepyland1 1 year ago
So it isn't really ebonics if Asians talk like that as well is it? Or maybe it's ebonics if you can't turn it on and off.
sergeantRC 1 year ago
lol yeah our ancestors didnt fight their way way up the food chain for us to become vegan.
MPVXCM 1 year ago
I adore Margaret Cho! I'm one of her biggest vegan fans! She wrote a book called "I'm the One that I Want" -- it's brilliants.
AngryNewAger 1 year ago
I do love Margaret Cho, especially the "asian chicken salad" joke, but this is just plain innacurate - vegans aren't hungry! True, I think about food more now, but only because of all the delicious things I want to eat! XD
saikogrrl 1 year ago
I also find it funny that so many vegan's remarks I have read revolve around their craving/love of sweets. Man by nature has a predisposition for sweet and fatty foods, very good sources of energy. But, I think that Vegans go above and beyond with the sweets....fruit, cakes, snacks...etc, etc, to make up for the utter deprivations and nutritional shortcomings of their diet. If I eat a low fat/high carb diet I find myself wanting the same....sweets and other junk.
tickyul 1 year ago
@tickyul I'm vegan, and hate sweets-soda, cakes, snacks, etc., my favorite thing to eat is whatever my body needs at the time, usually just vegetables. the vegans I meet & know don't really like sweets, none of them eat candy.
ccher9 1 year ago
@ccher9 Well, I guess that you know better than me. How long have you been Vegan and what negatives have you noticed from the diet? I think that most of the time this diet will eventually make you sick if you do not at least supplement. I try not to be closed minded, I like to change my diet up every once in a while, but, I cannot see this diet as a nutritionally sound way of eating.
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Natural or not, I feel best when my diet is mainly composed of cooked animal. I believe that it has become very trendy for people to consider meat as bad and unhealthy, I feel nothing is further from the truth. Meat has a list of health benefits that make just about every other food (except eggs) look pretty weak in comparison. From the high quality absorbable amino acid profile to the very absorbable iron it contains, meat is a great food.
tickyul 1 year ago
This chick is funny. :D I'm a vegan, and I LOL'ed.
empouse 1 year ago
This is soo tru WILL FUCK U UP
NYR93 1 year ago
it seems like becoming skinnier made her less funny
Necromasty 1 year ago 2
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women should not be comedians, she is really ugly
corp09 1 year ago
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Stupid comedian. Stupid meat eaters. I would fuck you up and send you to the dogs ;) bitch ass nigga, dont be racist motha fucka!
Ceguinho 1 year ago
Meat eaters are ugly
TheFitnessJourney 1 year ago 3
@TheFitnessJourney *noms on hamburger*
Problem?
TheForgottenMarioBro 11 months ago
@TheForgottenMarioBro What are you asking?
TheFitnessJourney 11 months ago
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"i'm not against people of color but that's a fucked up color" orange? you're yellow, you dumb fat fuck, go eat some more tiger penis.
rayj778 1 year ago
Im not hungry :) so ..............
lovelee199 1 year ago
What else you gonna wear with YO BIRD?!
Tidde 1 year ago
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Hey cho, why don't you make jokes about your countries human and animal rights violations. Your poeple will eat anything, including your dogs, cats, and everything that walks on four legs. And by the way, your not funny.
truth2748 1 year ago
Her country is the USA, truth...unless you're first nations, your people did the same thing as her folks to get here.
ditkoquestion 1 year ago 3
Last time I checked that's an America accent she has. You should recognize it if your from the US, unless your from down south. Also unless you are Native American which is a small percentage of the population so I doubt you are. STFU. -___- You came here just like the rest of us.
MistressArte 1 year ago 3
@truth2748 I'm vegan, and didn't think her vegan joke was funny, but if you're gonna make racial remarks, try to make them a little less offensive..
ccher9 1 year ago
@ccher9 I was I being racist by stating China's animal and human right violations?
truth2748 1 year ago
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Oh, I'm supposed to laugh?
SerenityScene 2 years ago
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11visionary11 2 years ago
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Welp, now I hate Margaret Cho even more.
DannyFuckinTanner 2 years ago
hey wssup with your eyes....you squint or maybe retarded ?
oh...or are you meat eater...
meat eater! hhahahaha!
MichToJoshya 2 years ago
She's very funny. It's just a different kind of stand-up comedy. It's insightful and provocative.
She reminds me of Bob Hope except she's much more intelligent and brave.
grainofsandfan 2 years ago
BE MORE FUNNY!
globbo100 2 years ago
because they're HUNGRYYYYY!!!!!! Genius!
lindaliriel 2 years ago
She's lovely and smart; I wish she were funny.
beowulven 2 years ago
I don't know wether to laugh or to get mad! lol :P
clubpenguinfreak1000 2 years ago
Haha she tends to have that effect doesn't she? ;)
AslansButterfly 1 year ago
Haha wow! Jokes about blacks, gays, vegans, and even a Schwarzenegger impression to boot! She's got talent!
daflecta 2 years ago 21
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Alex618mir 2 years ago
it actually IS bad for the plantet....you need 9 kg of grains to produce 1 kg of meat....and a lot of methan comes from animal breedings.......and vegans are extremists because they think about what they are doing ? Or because everything that doesnt fir you way of living is "extremist" ? ha ha ..
Crazybutnice91 2 years ago
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MiraGhulag 2 years ago
@Crazybutnice91 haha come on, I'm soon switching to a vegan diet (the second I move out of my parents house).... But its just stand up, lighten up :)
1Vella 2 years ago 2
yeah its not like i didnt understand jokes or sth, but what he said was no joke (he deleted the comment for some reason xD) and i dont like being called stupid from someone who doesnt even know what he is talking about
Crazybutnice91 2 years ago
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there are fucking terrorists against meat eaters.
danieltian 2 years ago
Save a cow, eat a vegan ;D
Deadleader555 2 years ago
Her first point is completely null. Kill the innocent but don't kill murderers? Okay. That makes sense.
Switchfoot771 2 years ago 3
heheheh im vegan : P
MsRockStarBarbie 2 years ago 3
Ahahahaha, I'm a vegan...this is funny.
karmafunk2008 2 years ago 19
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Margaret Cho eats dogs
EmptyAllCages 2 years ago
lol :)
ivy3248 2 years ago
gawd, if she made a bjork impersonation album id totally buy it n not know it was margaret haha (im a bjork fan so dont hate)
Sabreeshuh 2 years ago
das a fucked up color LOL umpaloompa race... it sure as hell is on its way haha
Sabreeshuh 2 years ago
btw I'm not skinny I'm 5'5" 140 lbs. I eat a lot of Thai food (I'm half Thai), replace the meat with tofu and I never really feel different it just comes natural. Anyways I enjoyed this video.
Calypso3679 2 years ago
Oh btw I'm not skinny I'm 5'5", 140. I eat a lot of Thai food (I'm half Thai) and just replace the meat with tofu and I never really feel different it just comes natural to live without animal products. Anyways I enjoyed this video.
Calypso3679 2 years ago
I'm vegan. I love Björk. And I LOVE Margret Cho! Don't call us stupid. I believe in reincarnation and I wouldn't like to be tortured and slaughtered. Remember we are just big brained primates!!
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he really is governor of California....he REALLY is. ...HAHAHAHAHA!
....There gonna start a whole new race of Umpalumpas. ...HAHAHAHAHA!
Do not FUCK with Vegans...cus they're HUNGRY!
...HAHAHAHAHA!
This bitch ain't funny at all...she didn't deserve a single laugh in that video. The only reason she gets air time is because she's a female, asian comedian.
JoeJC 2 years ago
wow...what a ignorant little cunt
ILive4Hardcore 2 years ago
why is she funny?
MrMadful 2 years ago
woohoo! worst dressed XD awsome
violeteyez17 2 years ago
oh gosh, love margaret.
i'm vegan and i can appreciate a good joke.
ha.
cyndisimism 2 years ago 34
@cyndisimism Eh, there are much better vegan jokes out there; especially those that are not actually criticizing the vegan lifestyle.
FM897 1 year ago
@cyndisimism me too :D
xXLizzyLoserXx 1 year ago
@cyndisimism I think she's great. I like her sense of humour. I'm vegan too and I never go hungry. The only problem is with any humour about minorities: some people take it seriously.
marcluc1988 1 year ago
Lol, I haven't met a single militint vegan yet =p
PrplPplEatr 2 years ago
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If she doesn't like vegans (or, apparently, England) then she should keep out of my smexy vegan London.
hentaitrek 2 years ago
Grow a sense of humor
cryingsoftly 2 years ago
Grow some soya beans.
(BAM!)
hentaitrek 2 years ago
Is she serious? 3 days for shelter animals is what he wanted?
Thats terrible. T_T
MetaKittie 2 years ago 4
who is she?
rambhakta 2 years ago
Margaret Cho
scissorknot 2 years ago
Watch the whole 10 minutes, not just the vegan bit: she's great!
ChilapaOfTheAmazons 2 years ago 4
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She is not funny.
3R3MITE 2 years ago
then dont watch it!!!!
grantmaser 2 years ago 2
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I stopped watching. Fuck you.
3R3MITE 2 years ago
calm down yo. just a video.
jaydock1 2 years ago 3
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LockeAnLoad 2 years ago
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if someone kills your dearest one you will be front runner to beg for death penalty for that doer. so fuck offf
rambhakta 2 years ago
you are talking about revenge, not justice. let's just distinguish the two things and move on, chap.
kipale78 2 years ago
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rambhakta 2 years ago
Peoples are created vegans by the rule of nature. Structure of human teeth resembles to be a vegan.
rambhakta 2 years ago 2
Umm, no, sorry. Not true. Not even a little, Are you seriously trying to make the case that our teeth show we should not eat honey, eggs or dairy products? Not only that our teeth resemble those of omnivorous animals more than herbivorous animals. There is a case to be made for being vegan but this is not it.
yebhx 2 years ago
very true.
dontlistentomeimmute 2 years ago 2
There are certain varieties of vegetables for example "Beans" which are rich in proteins.
rambhakta 2 years ago
I'm in stiches here. Wet myself already. I love M. Love the Bjork jokes
Kaalos 2 years ago
She did NOT get enough laughs for the Bjork jokes!
MidnightNeverCome 2 years ago 3
completely agree!!!
RaychSeldon33 2 years ago
all this talk about eating veggies is making me hungry i might go make a steak sandwhich.. lol
mardo305 2 years ago
haha I'm a vegan , and I still love Margaret
egyptianghetto56 2 years ago 3
I thought it was funny:D people take things way too serious up in here.
wtfbbq626 2 years ago 2
ok... she crossed the line here! I love Cho with a passion. I agree with everything she is saying... (I am a lesbian, liberal and against the death penalty) She crossed a political line that should not be crossed. She looks a lot like Rosie O'donnel now!
yazgosox8 2 years ago
Thats quite a trifecta you got going there lol
vwguyaz87 2 years ago
She's trying way to hard to be funny! I usually love her stuff... but this is terrible!
yazgosox8 2 years ago
There aren't many good female comedians.
vwguyaz87 2 years ago
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all the non vegans congrats here u r enjoy swine flu ? congrats
rambhakta 2 years ago
Except "swine flu" doesn't come from eating pork.
djkittycat 2 years ago 9
umm yeh but guess what? Swine flu comes from flu strains deveolped because of all the anti-biotics used in factory farming. These flu strains develop because the normal strains become immune to the anti-biotics and then evolve into different strains that scientists/doctors are not familiar with. So although it doesnt come from eating pork it does come from the current methods used in the meat industry.
tcarr89 2 years ago
@djkittycat it comes from the demand for pork consumption. learn.
ccher9 1 year ago
Infected pigs and cows and stuff are vegans too.
TRWolf 2 years ago
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I get the whole "Meat is Murder" thing, but here's what you're overlooking---
If you want to be HEALTHY, you need PROTEIN
Meat has protein. Unless you want to be emaciated and deathly skinny and gross, GET SOME PROTEIN IN YOUR SYSTEM!!
frcombi 2 years ago
It is a total misconception that eating meat is healthier. Meat has protein, but so do beans, soy, nuts, ect. And all of them are healthier choices because they have more fiber and essential fats than meat does. Not to mention, being vegetarian is better for the environment.
I DO have enough protein in my system, and I DON'T enjoy being labeled as "deathly skinny and gross." And if you didn't mean all people who don't eat meat are this way, I would seriously consider rephrasing your comment.
bananakins12345 2 years ago
Meat is not only a cruel and inhumane way to obtain food, it is also horrible for the planet because of the stockyards full of cow crap that seep into the soil and also creates methane gases which contributes to global warming.
Meat has protein but it also has a lot of other things that are not good for you but if you eat soy, you get the full benefit of protein without the fat and hormones. You don't need so much protein to be healthy, this is the big meat eater myth.
MINMICHELE67 2 years ago
This supposed to be funny???? shit i missed it.
ART33N 2 years ago
Funny how vegans are the only living organisms on earth that don't know the difference between what other living things are it's companions,or it's food.Even other animals know what they can eat and what is their companion/enemy(higher on the food chain or simply too dangerous for them to eat).lol.You know they're no longer considering a difference between the human and animal race?They are calling us "fellow animals" instead of humans.Talk about living in denial!
BodhisattvaxChihiro 2 years ago
Ugh...duh. Did you just figure out that human beings are animals?
francinium 2 years ago
Since when?They brought up evolution?lol.I've never heard such a thing in my life.I've always been told that there's a "human race" and an "animal race".Therefore,there IS a difference.Unless scientists decided that calling us a "human race" is obsolete.I know we're "mammals" but never been told we're "animals".We ARE different than them in many ways which is why we're called the "human race".Last I checked anyway...
BodhisattvaxChihiro 2 years ago
Ummm...I've heard the phrase "human race", not "animal race". "Animal" is one of the kingdoms in biology, and there are races within that. "Mammal" is a further subset within the animal kingdom, so if you understand that humans are mammals you HAVE to admit that we're animals. Every single mammal on earth is an animal.
Humans are different to other animals in many ways, I agree, but that doesn't prove we're not animals too.
francinium 2 years ago 5
I see now.Thanks ;)
BodhisattvaxChihiro 2 years ago
@francinium he still hasn't figured it out.
ccher9 1 year ago
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Women = not good at darts, football, snooker, or as this video shows, comedy.
SuicideNeil 2 years ago
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MAN women are so unfunny at times. Am i the only 1 who thinks that this girl is so unfunny it hurts?
Gooseman2k2 2 years ago
here's a message to all the vegans who might be reading the comments: EAT A STEAK U PALE BASTAD
mardo305 2 years ago
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GROW A DICK YOU FUCKING MORON!
CultureShockxox 2 years ago
Queen, Please
HOLYpinkGRASSHOPPER 2 years ago
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I love meat...I wear leather...I hunt Bambi to keep your car from getting wrecked by overage of wildlife herding onto the highway...I was once a vegan. What a waste of a good pork chop...
Mzgriffy 2 years ago
I haven't seen anyone say this... Margaret cho is herself, vegan. No joke.
Pythagoras500 2 years ago
Yeah, a vegan who sometimes eats chicken...
Treblaine 2 years ago 4
stupid vegans?!?!?! HA! ignorant people make me laugh...
rms386 2 years ago
To the poster of this video: Why do you say stupid?
AuroraFeizul 2 years ago
matter of fact, Dennet says it was rather wise for the sheep to adop a shepard... at the expense of spontaneous breeding (and sometimes not even that) they're provided with everything they really need....
Nowekian 2 years ago
the sheep to adopt a shepard... no theyre just protected, kept within certain area and then the shepard kills all its babies. sheep call for their lambs for months after it has been taken away for slaughter if they where happy they wouldnt do that
on an evolutionary bases it was a bad idea for the sheep to adopt the shepard because the shepard just bread the really fat massivly wooly coated short legged ones so that they can hardly run, depend on us shaving them and cant jump higher than 30cm
livinginoneness9 2 years ago
I'm in favour of both abortion AND the death penalty.
I also couldn't live even a week as a vegan, it is a stupid and dogmatic diet that is not even followed by any major religions who usually allow consumption of animal by-products like eggs and milk.
Does an animal suffer if you protect, shelter, feed it and keep it healthy but milk it for all your troubles?
We would still be scrabbling around in the earth like common apes if we hadn't mastered agriculture.
Treblaine 2 years ago
Many Buddhists are. Thich Nhat Hanh for example, who inspired Martin Luther King Jr to oppose Vietnam war. Interestingly, Kings wife and son are vegan, he said Animal rights is the "logical extension" of his father's philosophy of nonviolence. Dairy cows suffer tremendously. We are not doing them any favors by breeding them into existence to serve as milk machines, to live 1/3 their life span before they are spent from being repeatedly pregnant and milked. Their male calves are killed for veil.
Etheos8 2 years ago
"suffer tremendously"?????
Healthy, comfortable and non-stressed animals produce more. Why do you think farmers spend most of their budget on veterinary care and warm and dry shelter during the worst weather?
It is both illegal and illogical for a farmer to mistreat or allow the suffering of their quarry.
Also my point on religion is a total vegan diet is an individual choice of Buddhist, it is not REQUIRED, just like many Christians are teetotallers but it is not expected of them.
Treblaine 2 years ago
I used to think the same way and that's exactly what animal agri-business will tell you.
Have you ever seen a starving stressed dog with puppies, they'll still produce milk as it's their bodies number one priority. Cows bones will literally wither away as they are milked to death. Furthermore cows are bred, fed and drugged to produce even more milk. These are facts. They are disposable to industry and easily quickly replaced with their female offspring.
Etheos8 2 years ago
So what if they are disposable? Every tear shed for a cow is a waste of empathy considering the immeasurable level of HUMAN suffering that exists in the world.
I have heard the opinion of people who come from Cameroon and Nigeria and they are DISGUSTED by pampered westerners who cry over a cow getting milked, a cow that gets better health care than 99% of their fellow citizens could ever hope for.
Yet who protests for them?
Treblaine 2 years ago
It's not a zero sum game in that aspect, you can easily do both.The largest consumer product is food, and it has the largest footprint not only in suffering but in waste and pollution. We can easily choose food that creates less suffering just like we can not buy products of child labor. We can stand for the rights of all sentient beings.
Etheos8 2 years ago
Humans have eaten meat and milk and eggs for thousands of years because it is extremely efficient method of gaining calories in organised civilisation.
Humans can't eat hay or grass but ruminants like cows can. Pigs eat other waste and chickens forage.
The great human civilisations were built on the move to agriculture and animal husbandry. Humans couldn't have survived at all without hunting animals for meat.
In countries were they can't afford aspirin let alone vitamin pills, meat is VITAL.
Treblaine 2 years ago
Who cares if people needed meat in the past? Doesn't make it right to continue choose to do harm if it's avoidable now and certainly not sustainable. The land we waste on hay and grass can be used to grow vegetables. Growing crops to feed animals is HIGHLY inefficient. It's a fact that we can feed more people without turning it to meat first. Water as well, it takes 2500-5000 gallons of water to get one pound of beef. One pound! Third world countries can feed more people with grains and veggies.
Etheos8 2 years ago
Hay is a BY-PRODUCT of grain production, it would be a waste NOT to feed it to livestock.
We cannot digest cellulose, 80% of plants are cellulose, THAT is the waste. Even a starchy potato has roots, leaves and the rest of the plant are inedible, so feed it to animals. Gonna eat Banana peel?
That water thing is bullshit as not only is it an exaggeration but animals would drink contaminated water that is plentiful but poisonous to humans so is useless - unless for livestock.
Treblaine 2 years ago
I cited the big agri-business's numbers which is being very liberal. 2500 gallons of water. Poisonous water? You gonna eat animals that were fed poisonous water? The number one contributor to water pollution is animal agriculture. Just google water pollution livestock. That alone is reason not to eat meat.
No I'm not gonna eat a banana peel, but that doesn't mean I have to feed it to a dog or a pig and then eat that. I can turn it into compost and for my garden.
Etheos8 2 years ago
Farm animals' digestive systems are FAR more robust than ours so it's healthy to consume their meat even if they drink water teaming with bacteria.
Compost heap? What a waste, might as well burn it.
Farm animals are bio-reactors, extracting calories from biomass and crapping out fertilising manure 10x the speed and efficiency of a compost heap.
#1 cause of water pollution = pesticides and fertiliser for growing VEGETABLES!!!
Treblaine 2 years ago
Compost is for organic gardening. Burn it? #1 use of crops which get pesticides is for growing them to feed animals!
Etheos8 2 years ago
Riiiiiight, when crops are bad, it is only for feeding livestock...
But when crops are good, then they are for 'holier than thou' Vegans.
Sounds to me like you are running out of excuses. If you just can't handle meat and anything more extreme than steamed carrots has you fain headed, then that is fine, but don't get some superiority complex with me.
Treblaine 2 years ago
You're putting words in my mouth. Animals die on soybean, corn, wheat farms which feed me. But even more die to feed you because it takes way more to first raise a cow or a pig or a chicken.
Etheos8 2 years ago
One more death out of millions and in the UK livestock are never fed grain, only hay and grain BY-products. 1 cow is enough meat for a decade.
You know the "least harm" is to eat cows that are reared on grassland.
Outside the USA (but plenty of places in USA) cattle are almost universally fed on grassland, hay, spoilage and other waste or wild biomass; never grain.
Search your feelings... you know it to be true!
Join ME on the meat side and we can FEAST at KFC together!
Treblaine 2 years ago
Hippies claim that US farmers make grain less available by feeding to cows. There's plenty of grain, otherwise it would not be cheap enough to feed to cattle. The famines in Africa are caused by despotic warlords, UN can easily ship in tons of grain, but the warlords use famine as a weapon.
Chickens are VERY energy efficient in converting grain into meat calories + added nutritional value.
You can't eat plankton or any plant life from the sea, so aquatic animals are free calorific energy.
Treblaine 2 years ago
Grain is subsidized by the government thanks to big-aggro lobbying and vegetables are not. Yes world hunger is largely political. What if dogs were efficient at converting banana peels? Should we start farming them? We're not going to get buried in organic biomass, we can choose not to farm dogs and we can choose not to farm chickens and use crop land for foods we can eat directly. Parts that we can't we can turn into compost for soil.
Etheos8 2 years ago
Well pigs or chickens are much better than dogs as meat factories (that they have been bred to be). Dogs are carnivores; good for hunting, killing, guarding and an "extra set of senses".
It's typical... and pathetic you would try the dog empathy with me.